Lyme Regis edition

>>81660234
let's see your skinny frame x

what ad is this?

>>81660285 (OP)
Finally a beautiful big British image. None of that AI muck that other lad posted before.

hope my kronenbourg lad and wizard lad and cmbyname lad rest easy in sunny x

Heard you want your country back? Shut the fuck up.

BLad's heart's gonna fucking give out tomorrow I reckon.

lads how can i tell if im actually mentally disabled

>>81660303
click it and find out

>>81660320
posting here is a good start

>>81660313
Wish it did mate. Then I wouldnt have to endure another 40 years of suffering.

>>81660320
The porntard beat me to it.
You already got your answer.

eva6 had one too many Kopparbergs I think

>>81660330
>another 40 years
might be a bit optimistic, that.

>>81660331
>>81660326
how hard is it to get ritalin

used to love /g/
chinkshit general

>>81660330
>Then I wouldnt have to endure another 40 years of suffering.
Given your stature and life choices, I still think that's being optimistic.

In my experience a lot of autistic lads LARP through secondary school and do well academically despite bullying but then fall apart completely once they leave.

>>81660335
You're right. The odds of me killing my self in the near future are very high. I would say late 30s mid 40s.

eyes chinese when i roll through

Really amazed that The Libertines are still together and performing coherently after all the shit between them over the years.

>>81660343
just take speed, lad. available in any pub. you can get acetone from Claire's.

>>81660344
miss when buying a cheap no-brand phone from some AliExpress type site was actually a good idea.

ngl autistics lay it on thick. so they get those cushty spacka passport jobs where they work from home playing Minecraft in their Pajamas and do fuck all

>>81660353
do you actually reckon? i used to think about killing myself a lot but realised id never go through with it because of my family

>>81660343
First of all you would need an official diagnosis of ADHD, you could get it for free on the NHS but that would take up to 5+ years maybe longer depending where you live.
Secondly there is a shortage of ADHD medication so there might be a waiting list or you will have to take an alternative.

>>81660353
cor that's the spirit.

terrified we'll die just before they come up with little robots that can repair our organs and make us less mental.

>>81660353
Please don't kill yourself mate. Keep positive outlook and stick to your diet. Find joy in your games and live the life you want simple as.
>>81660369
Never had a job. Before Covid I was forcing myself to attend job interviews for retail jobs I knew I wouldn't even be able to hold down. I was miserable.

>>81660374
Same. Too much of a coward. I think hanging is the best way to go. I have learned to tie the hangmans noose a while ago, the rope can be purchased from B&Q.

>>81660374
same mate soon as mums dead I wont be a round for long.

soon as I can finally leave here without hurting her I will be happy. no more skin suit no more character building through pain and suffering. nah I never belonged pal never fit in never been loved properly . I had so . Much love to give but rejected from day one. sick of it

craving sugar, think i might be pregnant, my belly is looking pretty big at least anyway

>>81660377
this is horrible news lad

haven't wanked in a few days

>>81660369
I work for r civil cervix so I have a fuck about job, got told on friday im doing a good job and they have no issue with me, despite me fucking about most of the time and doing next to no work. O it is lush it is

vitriolic, but i like the cut of his job.

>>81660390
i thought inert gas or a motorway overpass was probably the best method, hanging sounds a bit tricky

>>81660389
Difficult when you keep constantly having manic phases of good periods and bad ones. Never at peace, theres never a in between.

>>81660418
dont ruin someone elses day doing it on a motorway, probably cause a pile up and end up killing half a dozen people

>>81660393
pics and timestamp lad

>>81660368
i like Peep Show but the writers' other projects are shite. when they do the whole "dohoho isn't everyone so CYNICAL!" thing in a film about magicians, or just some people in a village, everything they write - you realise how much they lucked out on a winning formula.

Oh this Will lad. The "love of her life" kek. Thinks he's a hard man now does he? Yeah I could beat a young deano blindfolded. Me, him in the ring. No cheap shots. Just good old classic boxing.

>>81660396
3rd option would be to purchase it illegally, but with that there is a major risk of it being something else far more worse or something deadly. Not worth it lad.

>>81660420
True to be fair I think I'll really struggle whenever my mum dies. Probably do myself in then unless I'm better mentally but I doubt it.

>>81660405
you a member of prospect lad

>>81660438
>there is a major risk of it being something else far more worse or something deadly.
https://wedinos.org/

>>81660446
>prospect
never heard of that, wot is it

>>81660455
union for civil servants lad

chinky necked
danny boy mode now commencing
classic hhl style x

crossy monging out in the old tread

rich people can just go to Switzerland. just set up Dignitas style centres in the UK. surely a couple of assessments and a few pills/shots of pentobarbitone are going to SAVE the NHS money? if you're looking at it completely heartlessly.

ive had 6 eggs, 2 slices of sourdough, a flapjack, a coffee, a banana, a sirloin steak, another slice of sourdough, sweet potato and broccoli today. Think I'll have some weetabix.

WE ARE YOUNG, WE RUN GREEN
KEEP OUR TEETH NICE AND CLEAN
SEE OUR FRIENDS, SEE THE SIGHTS
FEEL ALRIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUE4oDunYkc

>>81660474
he's not wrong, though.
there was some cheat for Tekken 2 or 3 where the panda became something else. a different-coloured panda, perhaps.

>>81660475
mate there'd be about 4 people left in the uk

>>81660490
they'll be the best ones though, might as well leave them to breed the new population.

Listening to Greentea Peng's set now. Really chill lass I like her.

>>81660506
minimum viable population for regrowth is 160 or something

Had to fuck about with firefox to be able to login to chatgpt again, they changed something about their login process. Had to allow cross-site cookies so went with the 2nd option. It does seem like the internet is being made harder and harder to use if you have any settings that differ from the norm that try to stop the invasive practices of all these companies

>>81660519
nah, it's 2. you dafty.

britpop hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaeLKhRnkhQ

british people are so funny.

>Ethylbromazolam
>Clobromazolam
>Bromazolam

fuck off you bastard charlatans.

I like Oasis but always makes me laugh how some think they're the best band in the world.

>>81660534
wonder if any lad in here is going to see them next month

>>81660547
if only we were real.

The York lad went to her childhood sanctuary. She probably feels violated. He shouldn't have gone inside. Now she can not feel comfortable knowing that a 4chan poster went there. He crossed a line with my bae. You can't blame me for your own actions lad. You will not drag me into your mess. This is not a warning.

>>81660534
>oasis

Fucking YES lad

The way I see it, right

Noel is the poet and Liam is the town crier

Also, I don't usually mention this

But here's a definitive list of top oasis tunes:

supersonic
acquiesce
some might say
slide away
live forever
lyla
cast no shadow
bonehead's bank holiday
the masterplan
rock n roll star
she's electric
morning glory
importance of being idle
listen up
go let it out
half the world away
cigarettes and alcohol
gas panic!
underneath the sky
little by little
columbia
it's better people
d'yer wanna be a spaceman
champagne supernova
talk tonight
stand by me
don't go away
falling down

*I didn't include don't look back in anger/wonderwall because everyone knows about them but they are also absolute certified timeless belters

I fucking love oasis lads

Fucking mad for it

Oasis are british culture in it's truest form, the entire country knows the words to wonderwall off by heart

Absolutely BIBLICAL

Fucking CELESTIAL

Blur are alright too I suppose, they have a couple of decent tunes

As you were LG x x

>>81660534
for me? its spacquisence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xdHY8HK9Y

>>81660464
what does a union do?

>>81660556
for me it's when U2 are included in lists of 'important' bands like The Beatles and that.
they're fine, it's all a matter of taste, but every so often they're given equal footing as like one of the most influential/top 5 (of all time) type bands, not seeing it

>>81660549
Flunitrazepam 4 me my leeeeeeeeeeed x

>>81660588
you cut them up and everyone cries

we love are britpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

>>81660578
i have a loose top five of
stand by me
some might say
acquiesce
supersonic
roll with it

>>81660610
i dont love it at all

there was this homeless man in my town who would sing champagne supernova pretty much constantly

>>81660600
U2 were huge in the 80s and 90s mate there's no denying it. They've been wank since then though.

Happy cheeka is back.

>>81658924
Ok, its difficult though,bc it depends on the criteria How/What ur ranking it for.All ill say is the first 4 in S are my automatic S tier.After that some could go up or down depending whats the script

>>81660534
with the way this general goes I still reckon it'd mostly be DSBM hours

Realised recently that all my favourite Oasis tunes were sung by Noel.

Although in all honesty Sobriety is the true S tier,but u dont appreciate it til its gone.But i thought putting that would look like a joke,its not though

>>81660637
Did not see the fresh nu breadingtons in time me, did i now

>>81660603
always wanted to try this, seems a bit old-fashioned, a bit rapey.

same way i'd be interested in GHB as an alcohol substitute. i just would, but would a jury believe me?

>>81660639
>scottish
>Heroin in S
You literally cannot make this shit up.

>>81660390
Takes a while lad, just shoot yourself.
Black powder is easy to make, dont go for fancypants smokeless. Thats just dangerous.. then buy a cheapo antique flintlock. Bobs your uncle.

Hangings a horrible way to go, hangmen break your neck and thats quickish.. but the slow choke. Watch some videos online.. takes about 30 45 mins lad. Vicious stuff g

DVD lad here? Should I use 5.1 DTS-HD or Dolby Surround on my stereo tv? It looks like the latter has a lower bitrate. I don't like not hearing the voices very well over environment. Some James Bond Blu-rays have different audios.

>>81660661
making DIY black powder for an old gun and shooting yourself seems like the worst fucking idea holy shit

got a drivers license me haven't i, oh yes oh yes oh aye yes I do

>>81660374
Same lad.
For me it's a mixture of "I couldn't do it to my parents" and "I'm scared of pain" and "I'm worried I'll fuck it up".
Once the parents are gone, might get more serious about it. Wonder who the fuck gets all my shit as if it's the government then they're gonna have to sift through all my downloaded porn.

If I do go I think blowing my brains out is the most guaranteed way to not fuck it up, but this is the UK so getting that would be unlikely unless I commit to dark web shit.

we love are jarvis x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

>>81660638
Probs not for long. Too tedious. All alone now. Becoming more obvious by the day.

thing is, if you actually wanted to die you wouldn't be arsed with how you did it, youd just fling yourself under a train or off a building but u dont really want to die, silly sosij

for me it's using the 'Downmix to stereo' option in MPC-HC, and just accepting films are just mixed for two headphones directly in my ears.

(weird watching old films, 'wow this is really clear', yeah it's just a stereo or even mono track)

Luv AI me
corr

>>81660663
Depends what you prefer. I usually just pick the highest quality audio as my TV or headphones will be downmixing it anyway.

Jarvis Cocker was the most handsome lad in britbop no question

>>81660685
not true though, is it lad. if it's a planned thing it's pretty reasonable to care about 1. pain/duration of dying and 2. what happens to others/after you die.

>>81660691
it sucks whenever i use it

>>81660698
1. set up a will so people get your stuff
2. drink or inject heroin then any pain or duration wont matter

>>81660675
You need to use GNU/Linux and wipe them all then.

>>81660727
the problem is that heroin makes you comfy

spent my day leaning out of a 70's train carriage being pulled by a much older steam engine/diesel so my fucking allergies are axe murdering me
worth it though

>>81660692
I'll go with this other surround option. It's probably the one they used on LaserDisc and cinemas. My ears aren't the best anymore due to the tinnitus.

gay tune by are damon x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8

>>81660727
different anon but i thought of doing this a few years ago but then i was scared of injecting the heroin and it feeling so nice that i decide not to die then just become a junkie

F: Alcohol, cigarettes, vaping
D: Coke
C: Weed
B: Codeine, gave me a headache
A: nicotine pouches, caffeine
S: Phenibut (legal)

Never tried any of the others. Reckon heroin and mdma would be S tier, wouldn't touch heroin because it would be addictive and I would end up becoming a junkie. In terms of ones I want to try some day, I suppose DMT and LSD.

>What's this white stuff you keep getting on your socks?

Mum thinks my socks have cum stains on. It's just me wiping spilt milk. I often use socks to dust surfaces before putting them in the washing basket for her. I don't like cumming in socks. That's what dirty underwear is for.

>>81660663
Also I remember the audio on some of the Connery Blu-rays bring a bit fucked in terms of the dialogue audio. Had to boost the voice in my headphones equaliser.

>>81660751
well, a work around would be tie the noose, take a lot of heroin so you drift off and dont know where you are then you just hang, just put a note on the door so no one walks in on your swollen fucked up face and piss stained body. Or just dont do it.

going to dban my hard drive before my death, in case anyone laughs at my notes.

i want you all to tell everyone it was all weird porn, OK?

>>81660670
Its literally the easiest thing to make, its charcoal, sulphur and a teeny bit of potassium nitrate. Thats where the fertiliser jokes stem from.. its piss easy. Churn it all up together then add a q teeeny tiny bit of water by % to make it clump together a tad, dry it in the sun or whatnot.. your away with the fairys innit

You can find the actual recipe anywhere online but saying what i have is enough for the watchlist so im not going to push it over into an arrestable post.

The hard part is finding the toob that wont just detonate when you fire it. Hence the cheapo flintlock or matchlock
Antiques dont need any licences or amy form of oversights. Their decorative and ""obsolete"" doesnt mean they cant kill you tho
You could also dress us as a pirate or a ye olde american revolution soldier before you do pop yourself to give people a laugh when they come to shift you too
Thats my plan anyway. I thought someone here might get some use out of it too.
Also usefulbfor any impending wars. You never know..

>>81660742
On the main line? You'd only be able to travel at 25mph otherwise.

>>81660683
>All alone now.

You'll always have me Cheeka <3 You can post in my new channels vlog comments

>>81660735
Nah fuck em
They can enjoy my shit taste

I also don't need fucking linux to blank drives

Hypothermia seems like the easiest way to die, you just doze off and there is no damage or pain. Homeless people all over the world die of this by accident. Suppose many of them will be drunk or off their face on something at the time so the cold isn't even that noticeable

you lads more into your grunge then? or shoegaze? very un-patriotic

>>81660772
Yeah I had that. Some of them offered mono audio but those were lower volume than the 5.1 audio. The music sounds a bit odd on mono...like a different mix. I don't know if they remastered the scores in the audio.

If I didn't live with my parents I would have a decent 7.1 setup I reckon. Got to make do with the space I have which is only suitable for soundbar and headphones. Still think the higher quality bitrate audio sounds better downmixed anyway. A lot of older films I prefer their original mono if possible.

>>81660803
uh yeah sure
I don't mind some shoegaze, but prefer it heavier or blackgaze

>>81660759
that's some weird ranking anon, but i guess it's good your brain/preferences work this way.

i know tripping on LSD is seen as this all or nothing experience (and yeah, set and setting and all that) but you can have a small microdose, if you're in a decent enough place. nothing weird, life's just a bit brighter and happier.

>>81660803
>>81660818
>forgot pic
you tell me m8

>>81660649
Temazepam is a similar buzz as rohypnol but i dont know if u would find it anymore.They used to be popular in scotland jelly eggs.By the way i dont know if ur kidding but those benzos u listed are legit.Bromazolam definitely is.Bromazepam analogues I guess.Clonazolam was a beast.
>>81660759
Thats fair To be honest until i quit nicotine past week I wouldve put it in S but ave changed my tune about it very recently bc of my audiobook.I cant lie that i didnt love it before though.At stages of my life id put alcohol in S.But ave been aff it for like 2 months now so it wouldnt make sense now.I actually would agree wih you about phenibut,Kind of,I dont find it quite as "direct" at removing anxiety as benzos are,but It definitely does work certainly better than ssris and Its quite remarkable for a anti anxiety drug I find music sounds better n everything obviously not mdma level but its noticeable.Which i dont get from benzos either.Its an interesting one.

>>81660779
DBAN is deprecated and I don't think it boots properly with UEFI. It's all nwipe or good old dd/urandom stream.

>Crossy is a footfag
This is his worst mental illness yet.

Me? I'm into Old School Death Metal, Grindcore and Doom Metal. Also, most other types of metal. Also, I like Hip Hop, Classical and Showtunes. Is that alright with you lads?

>>81660786
could be the simplest recipe in the world, quick lime for bricks or something, but what if you get the consistency or ratio wrong? it's a bit too wet?

frankly even if i had some guaranteed-perfect pre-made black powder and a flintlock, it's not how i'd want to go out. too many horror stories and i could miss (shaking or something), end up surviving with a horrible condition.
plus however instantaneous it is, you are shooting yourself, that's got to be painful as fuck. seems like it would be a last resort IN a war because you have it to hand.

wouldn't mind being a pirate though. just in my own time. maybe shoot at some bottles.

>>81660851
It would be but Doom Metal sucks ass and is exclusively for tastelet diapershitters.

>>81660799
It'll most likely be going to the shredder anyway. No one has time to look at some loser's stuff.

>>81660844
Footfags are vile subhumans lad

barred from all the york pubs.

>>81660868
Why do you think that then? Not all Doom Metal is the same. My Dying Bride are based.

>>81660869
Can't shred an SSD you mong
Not without some effort anyway

>>81660884
>My Dying Bride are based

>>81660834
>those benzos u listed are legit
my problem is when they appear in fake xanax, valiums etc. if bromazolam is just another benzo, cheap to make, no dangers, good stuff.
i STILL think it's shitty when you pass it off as proper pharmaceutical brand something-else, though. have a scroll down Wedinos results: it's rife.

think you should just get what it says you're getting, even within black/grey market places. they're going out of their way to lie ;_; it's not some lil bag of anonymous blue pills or bars even.

>>81660885
I think you can mong.

>>81660890
It okay to hate a sub genre but please don't demean us who do thanks. I think deathcore is gay as fuck but live and let live.

>>81660908
more of a grinder than shredder

One of her friends said she ghosted her after some joke she made. Must be a sensitive lass. I better not say who, though. Very interesting how female minds handle emotions.

>>81660912
Nah fuck off you nappy pooping gramps, go back to the home it's long past your bedtime.
Doom is only good if it's mixed with something better.

The thing is for example ketamine would be S if it didnt shred your bladder.I pit shrooms above acid bc acid give me a sore tummy.I sort of want to put ambien and codeine in S. But it wouldnt make sense next to the others.But if the criteria was like."Which one would you actually do today given a choice"."Which one has lit saved your life in a anxiety attack".Eg in my heart id want mdma to be S tier just for what it is,But am i interested in doing it ever again?Not really no.But you couldnt honestly call it anything lower than S as far as just doing what its designed to do.I think.You could say the same about acid.Its not something am personally into doing.But obviously if you were into it then its pretty ideal.But basically i like downers.Am trying to get aff everything atm though.Well the problem is i could write this much about every different thing on that list.So this is why i abandoned making it the other week.But aye.x
>>81660902
Ohh yeah i get you.x Mind the xanax bars with antipsychotics in lol.

>>81660916
Would love to chuck you in to be honest and store your matter in a dog food can. My dogs would enjoy that.

>>81660927
My Dying Bride is death doom. Don't call me old you're old l-little l-l-lad.

>>81660852
If the ratios are wrong. Your a mong. Its percentages and you do it in 100g mixes. 45 45 and 5 of nitrate. Test twice dont just go with your first mix. Idk be clever about it what do you want me to day? Its like anything freind. That bullet will be traveling through the opposite end of your skull before you even comprehend the click. Not that you wouldnt hear the click. But before your mind even starts to think about it. Its already happened. And to the fuck it up thing. Just do your research, qgain like anything else.. you wouldnt try to kill yourself by slitting too high up from your wrists. You wouldnt tie the noose wrong, or take too little for an OD.. why would you fuck up shooting yourself. Buy a scattergun if your that concerned.. go out shotgun style and just remove everything from the neck up just to be safe.

I dont want to try and sound like some kind of cunt but its the simplest, the quickest and surely.. the most painless.
Worth thinking about is all im saying, i have no qualms about people killing themselves but its horrible to know people go out in pain, you cant help but feel sorry that they fucked up even their death too. Sad stuff

>find some dead guy
>SSD by microwave, smashed with hammer

would 100% investigate that, if i ever worked in forensics. or hell even just as a hobby.

>>81660953
No, i might even have that mix wrong.. i think its mostly nitrate.. not the point.. just google it dont trust a mong in the internet. Do your own research

>metalfags insulting eachother
they even hate themselves lmao

>>81660951
>My Dying Bride is death doom
yea m8 identical to Rippikoulu

Did a spot of cleaning earlier, and a good deed 4 times, by taking 4 spiders out into the back and setting them free.

>find some dead guy
>just walk by in case they think I murdered him

>>81660981
Its a bit scary that u found 4 in one day.But nice one.x

>>81660960
All you'd find is questionable tranny and SFM porn among regular porn or fucktons of downloaded onlyfans ASMR porn

Can't microwave SSDs anyway right? I thought it only fucked with HDDs

>>81660932
>Mind the xanax bars with antipsychotics in lol.
some are insane, paracetamol or something = all right, whatever... but then you get random meds like these, maybe some guy decided "it's all brain medicine, isn't it? it all calms people down?"

glad it's not fentanyl or something, maybe some day, but there were alprazolams going round that were just tramadol. IMO that's like burgling your mate who taught you burglary in some "no honour among thieves" type way. still just wrong.

>>81660987
REAL AF ngl

>>81660960
Best to do non-destructive wipes. You can do random data first, then write continuously with a 0 or 1 (this will prove there is nothing on).

>>81660987
I think I might have done this once. I was on a walk through some woods where some guys held an illegal rave.
I took a detour to avoid the main bit, but ended up on a path which went by a bench, and I am 80% sure the person sleeping on that bench wasn't sleeping.

>they see u walking past on cctv
>its more suspicious than if u reported it
>nationwide manhunt

>>81661003
Yes it's not my problem. Same with a raped girl asking me to help. Sorry love, I don't want my DNA to potentially end up in a crime scene. Keep away from me whore.

Even just the sound of distant cars outside is a hellish tryanny that we have just told ourselves is okay. Thousands of years of human history and none of them had to put up with constant low level background noise like that. Grim.

Slimmed past a lot of the last hours drivel

>>81660990
Found 6, but killed the first 2. What's really mental, is there were 2 in my bedroom very close to my bed, that I knew were there, but tolerated it to toughen myself up (they were getting a bit big though, so needed to be told to bugger off).

kissing a fannys arse

>>81661013
>cctv in the woods
>this was about 5 years ago
I think I'm fine mate

>>81661016
True nd hand dryers in public toilets

>>81661011
it's happened to me once on a night walk to tesco (when it was 24 hours). a girl was laying on the path, looked unconscious. I walked by and some police drove past me and then towards her. If she said something like "that man attacked me" I would've been arrested. Luckily she didn't. I did see them help her but they must've thought at first I punched her. always at the back of my mind on night walks.

>find a portal to anime fantasy land
>don't enter in case it's a Derren Brown/TikTok prank

>>81660974
Do you know why they call it metal??
Because its harder than rock ..
>>81660981
Good job Anon, spiders are a fren.
I like the little fuckers.. until they get like.. biiig big. Like snakes wee ones are lovely
. Pythons are fucking horrible.
>>81660987
Id just search the pockets. Finders keepers.
>>81661030
The trees... they speak... cctv-eese

In our grandads times they actually used those specially designed toilets that just is a shelter for junkies now.I dont know what theyre called.Its an actual building thats just toilets.

Jst a few bros having a slash together x

Just imagine if you went to the pub and some German man walked in and sat in the corner and talked to himself for 6 hours, any attempts to interact with him are ignored but very occasionally he'll comment on the goings on in the pub

>>81661053
>tfw actually been in that situation before
Not as bad as watching my mates trade the vacuum cleaner

>>81661046
>Do you know why they call it metal??
>Because its harder than rock
is this not just where the name comes from? feel like a joke-ruiner but i always assumed that's just the origin
(the double meaning/pun part was rock as in movement/stone, so then metal as in metal?)

>>81660991
It'd fuck flash memory. As HDD's are mechanical, physical (i.e. there are tiny indentations on the platter) not sure what a microwave would do to that lad, if anything. The HDD would fuck the microwave before the microwave fucked the HDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAxbn6DgNjU

>see cute girl drunk as a skunk
>she comes over to me
>forcefully hugs me
>I go to the police and say I've been sexually assaulted
>tell them to check the CCTV
>they arrest her and give her a criminal record for touching me

and people would think I was a dick that night.

>>81661016
Up for a newcastle casino slots date Cheeka?

>>81661075
ah fuck me im thinking of magnets nvm

>>81661055
sort of person who exists FOR the question, "were there any witnesses?"

>>81661089
both the casinos are by car parks YOU KNOW HOW HE FEELS ABOUT CARS

I remember once I was walking through the woods at dusk and there was a figure sat on a large rock on the side of the path but he didn't have any legs and he didn't look like he had any facial features either and it felt really weird so I slowly turned back and went the long way instead. Probably a logical explanation but I didn't like that.

guitar music, love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gz5kaitpfo

>>81661104
someone just left their coat on a rock lad.

>>81661104
Am actual spooked over this.x

>>81661073
It might be butbit does have a joke feel. I like it anyway. Pretty sure that is exactly where it cane from but that could just be one of those things people say because it sounds right. I havent been into that style of music since i left schoolio desu

My Dying Bride are a very well respected band not sure why that one fag has a bug up his arse.

Glasgow slots

Not all metals are harder than rock are they? Bit daft if that is how they came up with the name, they could have chosen a particular metal that is harder than rocks

>homeless man asks me for some change
>give him a few quid
>"oh thanks mate, much appreciated."
>it's the old style pound coins that are no longer legal tender
>he doesn't realise and walks into greggs
>he kicks off when they won't accept them
>storms out with his sausage roll
>police arrive and arrest him
>he is recalled to prison for breaking a law
>taxpayer now pays thousands of quid to keep him locked up for a stolen sausage roll

They should call it cock because my cock is very hard if you catch my drift.

>>81661123
you could also go "hey, rock is for little baby bairns" because it's like rock the sweets

Wonder if Crossy and Cheeka would get ID'd in the slots arcade. I've been ID'd 4 times by different members of staff in the newly opened one but most know me now

>>81661140
Heavy Bismuth

>>81661142
Would the police even show up for someone stealing a sausage roll? Unless he misgendered one of the staff members

>>81661033
That's very situational though. All sorts of annoying noises are okay in moderation. I'm convinced that most people don't care at all and can happily just listen to absolute rubbish 24/7. The radio makes me so depressed it's insane.

>>81661089
What even are slots? Is this like those boomer machines where they press flashing buttons and the inheritance money disappears?

>>81661118
He was wearing a shirt with the sleeves rolled up, I remember that

first song my drums teacher taught me x
always loved the drumming in interpol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im7nAIgJPrg

>>81661154
Oh yeah? Prove it right now.

>>81661166
>What even are slots
How fucking out of touch are you

>>81661046
Luckily it was only the legs that made them big, thankfully not the big fat spiders. It would have had to be splatting time then.

>>81661140
suppose, but i can see in general language how rock and roll came about, then abbreviated, then there's this harder rock, what are you going to call it? carbon fibre?

think in general everyday speech most people would say metal is harder than rock, yeah you could bend sheet metal but not bend cliffs, but imagine a cliff made of metal.

>>81661156
Does anyone actually like these fucking things? Hated when a family member would bring one back for me.

>>81661172
Lmao. Just don't know what they are. I'm aware it's some sort of gambling.

Was thinking of taking a holiday but I went a bit RuthladBrained and thought "what's the point? I'd just walk around for 3 days, see some nice buildings and stuff and then go home"

>>81661166
>those boomer machines where they press flashing buttons and the inheritance money disappears?
you're posting images from a computer game.

>foid in car pulls up and asks me where this shopping centre is *points to picture on leaflet*
>tell her "you're going completely the wrong way, turn around, take a left, then a right and drive past the esso...you'll see it on the next right"
>she says thank you very much and hands me a sweet

The shopping centre would've been just a little further ahead. Granted this was before phones were really good at maps but that's no excuse. You should do your research properly instead of harassing men on their walks.

Not degenerate enough to gamble real slots but I love playing the fake slot games on my phone like Slotomania. Love all the noises and the different machines and the music and stupid minigames. Reminds me of pinball machines.

I agree bigly with crossy on hand dryers. Why do we accept jet engines that spray poo particles everywhere? Honestly the norm should be paper towel dispensers

>>81661169
Here's another Stella for you de lid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLy--cFj6W0

is anyone here good at identifying dog breeds?

>>81661193
a computer game with actual mechanics that requires actual user input beyond pressing literally 1 button, and also doesn't take away your money constantly

>>81661206
Post it into chatgpt, then use google images to confirm (if text descrptionj)

>>81661193
Okay what's your point. Just because I know what video games are doesn't mean I have intimate knowledge of what slots are. I'm sort of able to imagine. It's like fruit machines. I see them in the pub all the time. Never played them. No idea how they work. They're just there.

>>81660788
heritage railway
great place only downside is I have to withstand being within the borders of bo'ness

BEWARE THE HORROR OF A PACHINKO HALL
https://youtu.be/vaOBgWx_pi8?si=c-zx85OCk-iMgjzl

>>81661158
I get id'd for paracetamol n when i was Vaping i got id'd constantly to the ponit it put me off buying it IRL n when i went to a pub with my mam this mothers day I got id'd by the security at the door and then by the barmaid at the bar in the same premises even when i said "The security guy saw it" "Just show me anyway" nd i got id'd in morrisons other day for Paracetamol so if it works the same Which is challenge 25 I think then id think so but Mind you ave only been in a casino once in my life.They took a piccy of my passport or something at the entrance.Cant remember exactly.IT felt a bit intimidating to be as a place.

>>81661162
There were PCSOs in the town centre so the staff alerted them. They detained him by holding his arm (they're not supposed to detain as they have no arrestable powers but I guess he didn't know that) and a police van showed up for him. That's how I know he violated his parole conditions.

All this because I deliberately handed him old coins as I hate stinky homeless people harassing me.

>>81661206
No but I can identify most common garden birds by the sounds they make, the Swifts are back in britain recently. Heard a fast screeching noise going by your window recently? That's Swifts. They come here to breed and raise their young for a couple of months because it's easier to find food in Britain for them. Then they go back to Africa. They do this every year

>>81661104
I'd be so torn between shitting my pants then running away and the chance of seeing actual supernatural phenomenon which would drastically alter my entire perception of the universe

You missed a trick

>smell cannabis in town
>ring 999

>>81661219
Where was it lad? Devon? I'd be bored probably as it's a family thing.

Oh it fxing stinks.Its somebody passed by the window.

>>81661198
low trust society. could have normal towels. get them washed when they do the cleaning.

yeah we envision everything that could go wrong, but think of it like CCTV cameras: remove them, people would start doing crimes. and yet there was a whole society without CCTV cameras. i want to live in the no-camera, look-after-the-towels society ;_;

>>81661243
Crossy was that pic posted earlier you?

Swifts are the only bird in the world that eat, clean, mate and sleep while in flight
https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/swift

>>81661216
Ignore him. He was making a false analogy anyway. Slots have practically fuck all user input these days. It literally is just boomers spamming one button for months on end

>homeless man asks you for money
>spray him with mace, set him on fire and run into the nearest shop to dial 999

>>81661233
based special interest anon telling us bird facts.

>>81661198
There is that but the noise is insanely triggering I dont know I jst feel it in my chest.Paper towels would be ideal though.Am trying to cut down on washing my hands.After every little thing.
>>81661260
No lol

I spent precisely thirty one pounds and fifty pence in the Turkish kebab shop

>>81661233
The noise the wood pigeons make does my fucking head in.

>>81661254
Low trust society is one big humiliation ritual. Like selfie cameras on self checkouts

>>81661253
Got a strawb frappe yday because of you crossy

>>81661244
basically just another speed bump village that you tend to come across near Glasgow ect
4chan hates me so not letting me post Google maps link
just gonna have to search it yourself iguess

>>81661156
Oooh shit .. i forgot all qbout this stuff.. might go and get some if i can get a job before the end if summer.
Thanks for reminding me

>>81661262
Based. My parents also play the slots then in a way. Their slots are called "kitchens" and "conservatories" and "bathrooms". For some it's beaches and benches. For some it's home renovations. For some it's slots. The generational capital WILL be wasted either way corrrrr.

Kylian Mfrappe.

>>81661223
so are they just simulations on a screen, rather than actual pinball mechanical things now?

actually a fun form of gambling. if i'm going somewhere with flashing lights to have fun, make the random-number-machines entertaining (in a pure child-like fascination way)

Might try to become prison-gay. I think the term they use for people of my build is 'bear'

At all kicked off at Steve's birthday party xx

>>81661279
hoo hoo m8
hoo hoo

>>81661302
Your inheritance WILL be spent in casinos on P&O cruises

Daily Helper meltdown is it?

>>81661313
did it actually, though? has it all actually kicked off, or does this exist only inside your imagination? can you distinguish between fantasy and reality?

this is Steve's day, not yours. for ONCE in your life

>>81661327
Corrr. I'm a generic deadend failure anyway so not like it matters ohnonono.

on a side note tunnock wafers are genuinely fucking addicting to me they're that good
I just ate one and all I can think about is going to eat another one
most of my headspace is occupied by your mothers these days (all somehow quite cheap) but fuck me it's like crack
I don't have a reference point for the crack but I assume it's awesome

>>81661313
hope he's having a good one m8
smooth radio on tap

sister said i was listening to girl music a while back and it stuck with me. was listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1n72aCdwdU

>>81661350
Try a Tunnocks caramel log

Steve is my favourite /britfeel/ side character at the moment

>>81661359
inb4 the obvious jokes start being posted
something something Pandora's box

>>81661350
tunnocks make some lush stuff

>>81661341
Don't be so cruel to yourself cheeka mate

>>81661350
I'm assuming you've tried their teacakes? If not, you're in for a treat

>>81661322
Used to think they were owls. I get loads of birds out my back garden with mostly (I think) blue tits, robins, wood pigeons, starlings, blackbirds and magpies. Actually had some collard doves sniffing around this year too, easily mistaken for some sort of pigeon. Saw a Kingfisher about two years ago when I was walking by the river.

>>81661361
Give me a name

>>81661377
Bermondsey

>>81661267
The swift's scientific name is Apus Apus
>>81661279
Not as bad as the seagulls but yeah annoying when they do this noise at 6am, there's a rock dove that does this outside my window around that time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz-AGAtCi98

>>81661375
blackbirds are right noisy fuckers. Can hear them all day in my garden.

>>81661356
Your sister did you in mate

>>81661179
All lil spooders in these beautiful isles are chill. Dont think we have any that get too big or particularly dangerous. You might get a small rash from some odd field variety but nothing dangerous.
Its when we get those fucked up aussie or jungle types like tarantulas. I have a mate who keeps jumping spiders. Their super chill and hes had some that he sets on house spiders. Its mad as fuck to watch their proper clever.. wee thing the size of your nail that can just fuck up something 2 or 3 times bigger than it. Mad as fuck. Id like some but they dont live very long and i dont want to have to breed them . Think they are cheap tho

Tell me he isnt cute.. only teeny tiny little guys

>>81661374
Teacakes are fucking dangerous I can murder a whole pack easily. Love the dark chocolate ones. Grim when you get a knockoff tea cake and it's marshmallow instead of cream.

When i had the ropes going like sorta like what blad was on about Nd i was searching for The perfect tree branch thats strong enough to hold yr body for a while and out of the way enough that nobody would pass by for 30 mins or so,,Bc I was that depressed at this point nd because it was September/October evening time nd bc am not good at stuff like Measurements n weight It was always getting dark while i was in the woods nd a lot of those nights id be standing in the middle of the woods totally alone and it would suddenly be fucking pitch black and ofc I had my headphones on so i had no real awareness of what was going on around me.It was always like as the sun dimmed Id be like that "Dont give a fuck am so fucking depressed as if I give a fuck so fuck xxxx" But then fr once i was standing there nd I was finking Actually what kind of animals are around in the dark nd what kind of Ghosties n spirits n paranormal demons n jst how about the fact that if some cunt was stalking me to kill me rn they could just bury me in a wee hole like a fox nd nobody would notice or even just take the rope that I conventionely was carrying nd make it look like suicide....But aye......I think in all honesty the type of tree doesnt matter that much but I had this paranoia that i would get 1 minute from death and then the branch would snap nd id just be a vegetable instead of dead.Cus ave heard of that happening.But evidently am not dead anyway,well...................................................................................thats a whole other kettle of fish but yeah.Neway time to get strawberries cleaned n in the fridge.x

Caramel log

>>81661243
>stealthily slip a baggy full of flour in an attractive foid's handbag in a non cctv alleyway
>call police while following her cautiously
>they eventually arrive as I flag them down
>tell them she tried to offer me drugs in that alleyway back down there
>she says "I don't know what you're on about."
>they search her handbag
>find the baggy of flour
>have to arrest her because it could be class a
>her life is turned upside down and she ends up taken to custody in handcuffs
>starts sobbing saying "I don't understand, I want my mum to come."
>they say no, you're 19 and can call her at the nick
>they likely strip searched her for drugs and probably made funny comments about her genitalia
>see her on the reach local news site a few months later
>she was found guilty of attempting to supply class a by using flour in a baggy
>judge did not believe her excuses "someone must've put it there" and said you had been struggling financially lately
>her career opportunities ruined and mug on local news site for all to see
>she has to serve several months in jail and then more suspended
>people commenting saying nasty shit about her

>>81661395
Thing with spiders is I know they're mostly harmless but I have a massive irrational phobia of them to the point I can't sleep if I know one is around.

>>81661284
Thats cute was it nice?Ave only had the starbucks one.Its fxing lovely.

>>81661370
I'm not even being cruel to myself it's just sorta true. If you don't have a family, you're the deadend. Is what it is.

>>81661395
Little ones like that are nice. Zebra spiders knocking about at the moment. Feels like fewer moths around this summer.

>>81661377
Noncemong

>>81661408
These fuckers make too much of a mess.

sporadically-aggro dickgirl-appreciator, what are you on?
not judging just curious.

>>81661422
It was alright. Prefer other flavours. Just ate some frozen strawbs too.

>>81661429
We only need our self in life cheeka, family is a meme. 90% of time a partner and kids are a massive burden, financially and emotionally

>walk towards hot foid on a bridge (outside of UK) barely wearing anything like it's a brazil beach
>start taking photos
>she covers herself up
>tries to take a photo of me too
>I snatch it out of her hand and throw it over the bridge in the water

>>81661488
Did all the fish jump out of the water and clap?

>>81661488
>1488
incredibly based
Foids deserve no mercy

woodpeckers hammering away is the weirdest noise. it's not just the rapid-fire crackling of it, it's the way the sound travels. hard to explain.

>>81661395
Can't look at it, sorry. It's weird with spiders, probably a phobia I have from watching arachnophobia.
Really not a fan of them, but I can tolerate some occasionally.

>>81661488
pictured this as a motorway bridge.

>>81661500
>Really not a fan of them, but I can tolerate some occasionally

How I feel about pakis

Shippington

sometimes spiders are startling, sometimes they're nothing.

had nights were it's like tripping, fucking spider running across the floor, get back onto bed, close eyes. and then other times where it's just fine or even "for god's sake, here," and that spider gets guided outside with paper.

all over the place with size/speed too like some days tiny little spiders are horrifying and the big ones are fine, other times it's the reverse.

>>81661525
Shipping ton from which port? What's the cargo?

Going for a nightwalk at midnight. Any songs that are suitable world be appreciated

>>81661536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olBGT4dEg0k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMAoXADWYpc
oh there we go, this gets across woodpeckers well. walked round with a friend for ages trying to figure out what this was, strange rattling sound echoing across all the buildings, coming from a field, but how.

>>81661535
25 tons of fish lad
15 tons of haddock and 10 tons of cod

>>81661460
I like the croissants in costa.I quit coffeein 2023.Am scared that if you have 1 after quitting its like nicotine where youd want another next day.But probably something from costa/starbux would be fine since its like a treat instead of from the kettle.Well a frap would be bliss though.
>>81661536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fccXHLXczIY

>>81661559
Why do they peck?

>taking legal photos at the park of a nice looking foid
>she notices and all her foid friends gang up on me
>"oi you were taking photos of her weren't you? delete them now or we call the police."
>it goes silent for a few seconds as they look at me on the phone
>shutter sound as I point it at them
>"thanks, this one is a good pic to post on 4chan to associate with a greentext"
>they call police and they arrive on their bicycles
>policeman takes his helmet off and says "will you let me look at what photos you took"
>I give them the phone
>they see the photos and unlawfully try to delete them
>I had guided access enabled so the part of the screen where the delete button is has disabled touch input
>gives it back to me
>he has to go on a long back and forth dialogue with these foids about how he rights to take photos in public, even if there are people in them
>they start pulling their phones out in retaliation like they think that will affect me (I pull my face mask up as cambacks are expected)

it really is funny seeing people think they know the laws.

>>81661536
my go-to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXilShVK0fc

Thought he was called Shippy because he really loved the Shipping Forecast.

>>81661536
here lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RfqB76eHTQ

>>81661536
my nightwalk OST is Crystal Castles. nice if you're going through underpasses, past takeaways, and things, teenagers hanging about.

>>81661592
>he really loved the Shipping Forecast
You're thinking of Ponce

>>81661488
oh aye checked is it not

>>81661605
alice practice on repeat oh aye x

>>81661578
they have a name to live up to.

also i guess it's how they get insects out the trees. maybe that bird anon will know more.

>tell a foid there's blood dripping down her leg
>she looks and panics for a moment
>"just kidding love"
>she gives me a cold stare, saying nothing and walks away quickly

>>81661284
since you've posted this again i have to ask:
are you right-handed or left-handed?

>>81661605
For me it's Kerosene, Not in Love and Sad Eyes.

>tell a foid I've got her nose
>do the got your nose trick
>she laughs
>whip out a knife and chop her nose off

>>81661580
my daydream fantasies are like, going back in time. it's only yourself you're winding up.

For night walks I play Human Resource - Dominator on a loop

>go back in time
>live my life from that point on

Good one to listen to while walking through a forest at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIajxtdRhEA

Bernard had that fucking watch and didn't even use it to fuck one teacher.

>foid comes into the surgery
>Has recently started shagging chad
>Doesn't like to use condoms
>Wants me to give her an IUD
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>81661620
I was the bird anon and I asked you why they peck but yeah probably the insects lad. Never had a woodpecker in my garden only really look into the ones I see and hear. Cornell university made an app called merlin that is on android and ios that if you leave running it tells you all the birds it hears from your phone, it's the shazam of birds so I found out a lot of birds calls from that here

>>81661674
Miss this gimmick, kek.

>That episode of Bernard's watch where he finds out other people have watches too after something unexpected happens to him

>>81661699
If I had had that watch it would have turned into a JAV scene really quick.

>>81661671
cor it sounds like a slender man is out to get me.
i think the comfy Chrono Trigger track is better forest music, but this is fine too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW-ZbEHeICw
played this album as background music for a Halloween D&D game set on a spooky mountain. i think it was TOO spooky

>>81661313
they wouldn't let him change your nappy in the day room?

Was Bernard's mum a milf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2MuvfU8A5I

>>81661671
Love SWans

>>81661387
Sometimes if I'm having a pint in a beer garden and there's a couple of pigeons about I'll coo at them and amass a little crowd of pigeons. Love those fellas.

>>81661748
Me too lad, once went into sainsburys and bought instant oats and tossed them out for them next to the bus station, must have looked like a right clown but the pigeons appreciated it

>see your usual tall deano with his average foid trophy in TK Maxx
>I jokingly say "you really settled for that porky little thing mate?"
>he turns around and says "what?"
>I say "state of it, what are you feeding it?" and look her up and down
>see a vein in his face throb and he squares up to me
>"you don't talk about my girlfriend like that, I'll fucking lay out out...let's go outside now big man"
>he looks like he works out a lot at the gym, got some good muscles, probably could take me down
>"oh shut up deano, you're going to do fuck all unless you want a little trip to the police station...all those muscles and you can't do a single thing."
>he's still in my face so I give him a good push back
>he stumbles and nearly trips
"oi mate that's fucking assault, I want him arrested"
>tell him "you technically assaulted me, common assault still counts if you get really up in someone's face in a threatening manner. the only one going to be arrested will be you when they see the footage."
>some midget pajeet security says you need to leave to him
>he storms out and his porky gf doesn't get to buy more rejected tat for their tiny new build shit house with no garden

>>81661759
cor this thread is going to spark some discussion.

>>81661765
I think that pigeons and seagulls are unfairly maligned, so I'm always nice to them. I used to have a pair of friendly seagulls who would come in my garden. I'd feed them deens from lidl occasionally.

>>81661536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiKsAuv7O7c

Wish i had a n64 that still worked n bomberman hero on n64 Nd as well i want bomberman fantasy race for the ps1 that ave found on ebay Which would work on my ps3 though but i keep forgettign to buy it.Well ave got my pikachu n64 but am feart to get it out incase it breaks.
>>81661748
I passed 1 the other day that was asleep.I didnt know it was there.In a doorway.I jst when i walked past heard its feathers going mental suddenly.It mustve been sleeping there nd got a fright that i walked past.Felt bad.Majority of the ones in town arent scared of anything though.

>>81661770
the way you described this Deano, surprised you didn't get done for sexual harassment.

>twollmong makes a twollthread
>has made many twollthreads
>hijack it and turn it into a dollythread
>twollmong seethes
>give him a lethal dose of morphine

>>81661786
Luv seagulls n ppl go on about how theyre a menace but their numbers are down 70% i nthe last 50 years.They should be appreciated more.They crack me up.Nd theyre quite noble in their own way.

>>81661642
I hope you handed it back to her. Wouldn't think having a collection of foid noses would be a good hobby.

>>81661674
Based and shipman pilled. Putting useless fucks out of their misery.

>>81661770
Very based if I do say so myself. Piano teeth and a fat pet bellied fake tan wife.

Going to be a hot one tomorrow lads. Make sure to drink water and all that gay shit

>>81661799
I know what is and what isn't a public order offence. Most of the time normies crack and end up breaking the law themselves. It's 2025 and many normies still think you need permission to film them.

>>81661840
I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME IT'S A HOT ONE I CAN FEEL AND SEE IT'S A HOT ONE

Homing pigeons.Good boys.Nd my d*d when i was wee was like that."Rats with wings".Fuck off u bald clown.

>>81661840
Libido will be very high I expect. Love a good wank in this heat.

decided i will have some mad games room/collection if i ever make it in life.

Pregab tonight, oh yeah \o/, nice wobbly feeling tonight, but I'm hoping that I'll be nice and chilled for this neurology appointment on Tuesday. Hoping to find out what this plaque on muh brain is, is that causing the issues on the left side of my body? Stressful stuff.

I was onmy quest to get this battery gt-s6810p its a samsung battery for a ancient phone that albeit is the phone that will have my fathers phone number on it.Its either that or i msg my stp sister ave not spoken to in years.I dont want my regular sisters to know i want his number.But as i was mulling it over.When i rly think about how i always felt in his presence.Scared.Intimidated on edge.I dont know what my purpose here is in the end.In my childhood home that I loved n have dreams about now there was holes in the walls that he punched in the walls.So sorta like with that house.Enough time has passed that i can look back n only see the good.But am not being wise.Well i want the battery anyway incase theres any piccys of my old cat on the phone.x

>>81660285 (OP)
Any other lads into really hairy women? Coor it turns me on so much. Turns me into a rabid horny dog

>>81661891
Image makes me sad. Think I have "gotten" "depression" lately. Will sleep now. Night night Curleh seeyintmorninpal.

>>81661875
were you the wanker from earlier?

i think it's too hot even for wanks. being all sweaty, you could go, "grr yeah, all sweaty, hot and bothered, how sexy" but it's NOT sexy it just isn't. we're beyond that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iArXv64tCJA

>>81661911
just had some zopiclones me. weee. more spacey than the drunk feeling of pregab, so i'll stick with this.

>>81661944
sorry that was not my intent

>make a troll comment about a foid's weight on her youtube video
>switch to other profile with a handsome male pic and come to the defence with a reply
>say something like "oh shut up incel, touch grass"
>she gives the guy with a handsome pic a heart and the comment gets lots of thumbs up (the troll comment getting none or very few)

Had 12 flajack bites, oh aye

>>81661947
No not him. I can't settle down if I'm needing a wank. I have to wank 2 or 3 times a day in this weather.

Need to find a closer exercise route, can't keep garn Malverns forever

>>81661957
Yeah of course. It's a cool image. Just canny deal with nostalgia at the moment. I'm gonna end up NEET again if I don't shake this depressionssss. Blimey. Corr.

Me n my discord pal talking about boys

Any milky way idle players in lads

>>81662008
I only play Grim Idle.

Corr, 37c incoming

>>81661949
Yea this is pretty reminiscent of a particular time Id guess 2005 or 6.Am seeing clothes shops in town Topman and stuff like that n urban outfitters.Theres tunes that remind me heavily of "the era where ppl watched music videos on telly".Roger sanchez another chance.This one is a bit after that though,but not by that long.

mad to see films and TV and that doing incels as the villains, out to get their revenge.
will look dated and offensive like back when they had Fu Manchu "oriental" villains, those wily evildoers.
"can't believe society was actually fine bullying these men, when they're the ones having the hard time, by definition" - everyone in the future

>>81662027
Looks good but yeah two idle games on the go would be too much

Just had a right sweaty wank

>>81662031
So fucking sick of living in the red parts all the time.

>>81662031
Thank fuck im up norf then. Wish I was at the top of Scotland where it is 20 degrees, hate summer me.

>>81662053
>looks good

you never even looked at it.

>>81662070
so you should, southernoid.

DVDlad and crossy sitting nice and cool in the early 20s while us little englanders are in the mid to high 30s. Not right and not fair.

34 tomorrow, this is close enough to be accurate

Captcha:WARMR, willpost after

>>81662031
A lot of sweaty tuppences.

>>81662083
Catpcha I got on that post, corr

>>81662031
us northern monkeys chilling
lush

>>81662089
Sweat running down Ruth's slit.

>>81662031
I really should get out and enjoy a nice craft beer at a family friendly pub somewhere in the orange zone.

>>81662078
What do you take me for? I did on google and google images after I saw the post, it looks better than milky way idle. The fighting and stuff, suppose you get rare drops and that too

>>81661957
I had those as sleeping tablets years ago, but didn't like the weird taste I had in my mouth the day after. The pregab's aren't prescribed, but the zopies were.

>>81662106
Craft beer is for homosexuals

>>81662106
Get on that Cerne Abbas grind my liiiiiiid.

>>81662113
I haven't played many idle games but they've started popping up on consoles with easy achievements. I just don't get the appeal. You just tap a button over and over, get some perks to apply and then rebirth yourself again. You never get far enough.

Havent been outside for a few weeks now. Does make me a bit depressed when it's sunny outside but I have no mates. Even HHL has mates. I am a failure worse than Welper.

>>81662120
U got bomberman hero on n64?

>>81662103
More like deano's hot cum as she's on birth control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb_6wUJ486w
played this zoomer shitpost joke game and it is a LAUGH but i also didn't know where to go
overall i rate it a 4/10 for good graphics and being a laugh, but feeling like some basic game engine thing and confusing me

>>81662150
You can go outside w/o mates. I did it today. Jst posted here on my phone.x

>>81662150
Do you sit at the window and yearn?

>>81662157
Sadly not. I have only been collecting N64 since December so my library is quite small. I will own it eventually.

>>81662150
Same lid. Nothing wrong with it. I leave the house maybe once or twice a month, only for appointments. I am not lonely though and it dosent bother me at all.

I read the old fred nd somebody said range ban glasgow.I was laffing.But the thing is.The amount of times ave tried to post here on mobile data nd got somebody elses ban come up.Am not sure how far mobile ranges go.Would it only be the 1 city?But even further out ave had it the costa in east kilbride went on their wifi it was perma banned lol.Me n my mam was going to go to ek Today(sunday)but she wasnt feeling well.So i was on 1 of my saddo walks by myself but i was posting on here.But just last week tried to post outside n it was banned.So aye.

>>81662150
I haven't been outside for years.

>>81662216
>in east kilbride

>>81662150
don't worry lad, weeks here too.
last time was pure mental chance too: wankered (on zopliclones, actually) just thought "fuck it i'm off out" and had a night walk, even got some stuff from late night off licences, takeaways and that, so spoke to people

so it's always possible.

>>81662188
I wish it was on switch online.Or bomberman 64.Theyre both cracking.Ave got super bomberman R on my switch but its jst not as good as the old ones.Ave never emulated a n64 game but id imagine its not that fun cus the controller is so specific.Altho maybe some games like that it would be ok since its quite simplistic.But when i got bomberman hero i loved it cus you could jump which felt really advanced compared to bomberman 64 nd all the levels was rly kewl.

>>81662201
True I think part of my autism means I don't really seek social connections. But it could be partly because I get what I need from my own family at home.
ANYWAY.
I need to stop opening my bedroom door for ventilation when the humidity is high because it's just letting more humid air from the rest of the house in.
ON ANOTHER NOTE.
Crossy do you watch K Dramas if so any recommendations?

Kirby crystal shards x
>>81662231
Dont really know why thats chad lol but sure

>>81662236
>so spoke to people
what did you say to them? I have nothing to say to anyone me

those 2 grams that didn't come Saturday should come tomorrow
was going to make up two spray bottles or do half-and-half, think i will now bottles and if it's overweight, those can be bumps/lines
my kidneys hurt and i woke up in absolute agony today, but right now i'm on DHCs and a tramadol so that helps

fellow agoraphobia anon, we can do it. you do whatever you need, i will go to the GP.

Foids. Hate them. Never getting laid.

>>81662268
mostly just shop stuff. this was like midnight or something, so there were drunks, people on nights out. a guy asked me where something was. all felt good.

>>81662266
I've stayed at the Premier Inn in East Kilbride before, there women there are 10/10 de lad

West Kilbride has the edge over East Kilbride

Is this place just loads of lonely jocks?

>West Kilbride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv2f_0tN9p8

>>81662311
no. even read just the last few posts, starting with the map. people have said where they're from. most of us are English.

>>81662311
Mostly English lads from what I have seen

>>81662311
It's about 3 lonely jocks who LARP as 25 lonely English lads

Going to try and get a sleep lads already heard of the muscle one but might try the random words thing never heard of that before

>>81662311
I'm a wee fenian if that's alright?

>>81662252
Have done but more jdrama to be Tbh.First thing that comes to mind not a show but the film My Sassy Girl.Very cute.Nd if youre dvdlad since he has Netflix "The Glory" on netflix.ITS SO GOOD!!!!......Its about bullying nd revenges.I recommend that a lot.I saw Hellbound on netflix which i think was good but it was a while ago.And I saw Sweet Home on netflix which the 1st season was really fun but am not sure after that.If I may recommend Jdramas nstead?Ave seen way more.I think Kaseifu no Mita - KINO Hanzawa Naoki - KINO 1 Litre of Tears - Its a tearjerker so maybe u wont like it but I liked it. Densha Otoko very fun n cute. And I liked great teacher onizuka jdrama. I would say as well on netflix. Alice in Borderland was class.Its quite cheaply made.Like its not a "kino".But its just fun.I liked it more than squid game.Also just as a side note have you seen Confessions the japanese film?That just popped in my head it was fxing class.

can someone pls draw a Black and Tans pepe or even apu?

>>81662281
Ohhh
>>81662383
Try counting back from 300 in 3s repeat from zero if needed

Its def sum kinda shady psychotic anglo conspiracy how theres no bridge/tunnel between scotland n northern ireland

I meant to get my strawbs 2 hours ago butmy pills kicked in in the mean while n i just monged out at my computer x

Mum being cute on groupchat today

>>81661572
I luv this dog piccy lately lol

>>81662499
It's geology, it's a really deep trench, the English channel is relatively shallow

I've embraced robotmaxxing. Just accept your station in life and don't waste effort trying to rise above it. Just drifting day by day towards death as comfortably as possible

Crossy pushing me into the Clyde x

>>81662646
push him right back lad

>>81662646
*actually walks along clyde arc with u at night n we take nice piccys*

someone nice go join Crossy on his walk

or Crosslad find someone from the support group
do that Limmy thing, just point, they're your mate

Darkies? Can't say i'm a fan

>>81662461
Thanks for all the recommendations I added them all to a note. Not sure the best place to watch J Dramas overall but I'll check out the Netflix ones. A good tearjerker is okay with me. Not seen that Japanese film Confessions. Have Love Exposure coming this week so excited to watch that.

*actually goes 4 a walk together in the west end* *head to botanic gardens n have a wee sit down n take piccys of plants n get loads of new plants logged on my Seek app* *hand brushes against hand* *pretend not to notice* *even tho it was on purpose* *wander around kelvingrove park wiv our strawberry frappucinos* *then if u can be bothered we walk along the clyde to glasgow green* *nobody gets pushed in* *take loads of piccys* *get train home in bridgeton* *then at night go to cineworld*

I watched a Japanese film a while back and can't remember the name. It was on Mubi a few years ago. Vaguely the plot was about like a tutor or housekeeper or something and something happened to the daughter like she went missing. Then the lady starts stalking a member of the family or something. Not a period piece it was modern I really liked it.

*has it all planned out* *but continues 2 walk alone in life x*

>>81662821
My mum talking about Lewis Capaldi like he's her own son she is adamant if he announces a Glasgow gig we are going. We were supposed to see him on tour last time before he went all tits up. Wouldn't mind going back to Glasgow it was nice and didn't really get to try out many pubs. There was a class craft beer pub where you had to go underground and they had a massive menu.
Ate at the TGI Fridays and some headcase came in ordered loads of food, ate it all while acting erratically and then refused to pay and ran out. Welcome to Glasgow!

>>81662830
I was thinking of Parasite cus of the tutor thing lol but obviously its not that.Am not sure.

BN getting denied entry to the catty for being too drunk

>>81662857
Yeah anytime I google I just keep getting results for Parasite and The Handmaiden which aren't even Japanese! Saw Parasite front row at cinema and got whiplash reading the subtitles but good movie daughter was cute with her little rhyme too.

But he's actually stone cold sober so gets mad at the bouncer who gives him a thrashing

>>81662868
My big sister used to go evry weekend when i was wee.All her pals too.They were goffs.In the 00s.

Once got thrown out of a nightclub for putting a ciggie out on a lassies arm. So I'm told I was pissed out of my head.

Imagine if you went on a mad spending spree when you got the news, maxing credit cards out or whatever, telling your family and stuff only to get told it was a mistake. Is the company not liable at all to pay out when it told you in writing you won?

*we look @ teddys in the weeb shop across from cex*

>>81662896
A adult did that to me ""by accident" at a wedding when i was a kid n it rly fxing hurt

>>81662919
Yeah I don't think I did it out of badness I'm not that kind of drunk, more of a so shit faced you start doing stupid stuff without realising.

walked into room, sat down, tray on lap, lil bit of SOME bread in soup, to get going. soup time.

no fucking spoon.

Am sad happy that my interent pal has turned up n were away to see 28 yrs later in the cinema
It so lovely I wish my pal was here before so we could see final destination nd paddington in peru nd Sonic 3 nd Heretic nd live action Lilo & Stitch
I wanted to see a lot of films in the cinema but i dnt have the confidence to go by myself
But its so much better now my pal is here nd were a team

>>81662956
That sounds nice have you met with this friend before? In future just go alone if you really want to, I used to be anxious about it but it's fine if you don't on a Friday or Saturday evening.

I NEED A CUDDLE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh yeah can't remember if I said but I watched Heretic and really liked it. Very spooky thought it was going to be about a portal to hell or something for a hot minute. Creepy with the women and the cages.

>>81662972
Unfortunately I was writing a fantasy where me n my internet pal is the 2 lassies in the pic having the bants but in real world i have no irl pal x

>>81662980
>Creepy with the women and the cages.
Yea it was freaky.I dont really mind waht the ending properly was.Where theres two doors at the end?Is one of them a clone or something?I forgets but it was a fun film.

>>81662972
Last 1 i went alone Sonic the first film.That was a wee bit before Covid if I remember right?Like JUST before it?I also saw. DETECTIVE PIKACHU alone and "Yesterday". Nothing since lockdown days though.

She can fucking rot the cunt getting paranoid for no reason.

To be honest I dont feel lonely during the day time nd in general I prefer being alone anyway but its when i was doing all nighters so much I began 2 feel really lonely in the middle of the night nd I started wishing that I had just 1 pal in life who would sit up with me when i cant sleep.Bc it gets lonely when youre up at 6am from the night before over n over again It feels like youre the last person alive sometimes.Not in a comfy way like the twilight zone episode with the guy with glasses more like a kinda paranoid on edge way.

>>81662983
Oh I see my one IRL I had since childhood has a kid and a GF we don't really speak much anymore. Hard to connect when you're permanently unemployed and spasticated.
>>81663006
Oh my days the ending of Yesterday with the Harry Potter banter wouldn't fly with people today they all hate JK Rowling now. Lily James very cute in that film.

Smth ive noticed from the group socialising Never feels good in the moment its something where you get the positives later on in the day when you get home.Its like a overall feeling similar to exercise.However i dont know if its a pleasure or a relief from self induced stress.In my nicotine audiobook it was saying.Yuou wouldnt wear tight shoes all day jst for the satisfaction of taking them off later.I was thinking.......Thats bang on what its like though going to the group.ITs when i get home n am like.Oh thank fuck am back,am home,am safe.I feel so good now.THAT IS NICE........Like that is legit nice.But is that a pleasurable thing?Or just stressing myself in 1st place for no purpose.I cant honestly say i ever sit with ppl thinking "am so glad am with you right now".I dont really get energy from other ppl.But lately i feel like uneasy by myself too.I dont know anymore.x

Id be happy with cats for the rest of my life but problem is if am ever living alone in the future id need a job too.Just incase of vets bills n stuff.I know it might not be essential but id feel really stressed if i wasnt certain i could pay for anything they need.That would give me a reason to try n work though.But its not very realistic at this point.

>>81663029
I really thought yesterday would be like a proper scifi film.Lol.I thought the idea sounded so kewl.Nd then it was just a romcom.Lol.But i did still like it overall.

>>81663040
I found when I was at my social group it gave me routine and even when I wasn't in the mood it at least got me out of the house and broke up my week. Then they lost funding and got new funding from UK government to just train people to work (CVs, interview skills, the usual shite) which isn't why I was going so I just said thanks but no thanks so now I basically have no social life outside family again.
Not that I want a social life really but it made my mum happy seeing me get out and about which is why I stuck with it.

>>81660349
This is xactly what happened to me.I was considered Intelligent in primary school n 2ndary school.Ppl wouldnt even believe me now.Ave thought before.I wish that never happened a bit.Some ppl in my family n stuff i think it gave them false hope about my future.My granny died just the year i was leaving school n she probably imagined i would grow up n be a scientist or something.I used to go over her house n talk about science books i was reading and then went to my auntys house n we spoke about the bible.I was into a lot of stuff.Nd a big reader.It makes me sad to think my granny can see me from heaven n how upset she will be with me.x

I love my new northern asmr lass.

The way i try to cope is that if my aunty is watching from heaven its like peep show where she gets access to my thoughts Hopefully not all of them but like the gist nd then maybe shell understand why ave been the way I am sometimes if she can really see what its like every minute of the day.But am making excuses at the same time.

>>81663067
>it made my mum happy seeing me get out and about which is why I stuck with it.
iktf pal ;-;

Can't tell if ASMR tingles are real or I'm being gaslighted.

Wonder waht that pokemon card i saw outside was.It was face down nd the back of it looked like the classic 90s style.Not gna touch stuff on the ground n get HIV or w/e.

>>81663154
I get it from natural ASMR, not really from human voice

>>81663154
I don't feel anything but they help me get sleepy.

mummy i got hiv from pooping in public toilet i promise I'm not gay mummy please

>>81663187
>>81663189
Certain songs will give me tingles but never ASMR. There's a different name for when songs do it I think. When I watch female ASMR I just get a massive erection and I'm not saying that to be coy or funny. It just feels inherently sexual to me.

health and safety is important and it was probably just an energy but crossy you should have flipped that card
(not angry just disappointed)

i get what they're on about with the tingly feelling but some guy posted a "cor check this big boobs lady puts you to sleep" one. takes her 30 mins to put me to sleep? well, all right.
but there was also one where it was two of them: her and her mate. making kissing/sucking sounds on their mics. whispering weird shit.
not getting the sense of a loved one whispering in my ear. or anything cool like the seismic charges from Star Wars. getting the feeling you're inappropriately close to me, and you're people in a recording on the screen.

>>81663209
I usually do my wanks before watching asmr. That way I don't feel like I've violated her. I don't watch the overly sexual ones.

My shoulder hurt frm sitting at computer x

So happy that my interent pal is giving me a massage n were watching Lucky star on youtube

Miss u aunty x

A lot of the ppl that was nice to me in life arent around anymore.Its mostly seethers left.x

i'm off. zopiclones have done their thing.
also think: 3am + 8 hour sleep = 11am for the post.
smart planning this.

goodnight crosslad have pleasant life/dreams

>>81663423
Ni night x

Me n jiggypuff fucking off to lisbon x
Shes got EU citizen passport from Kanto x
Starting a new life together x
Fresh start tabula rasa x

Oh look my internet pal is here too r you coming with? Brilliant lets go today i cant wait lets jst fuck everything off n move to lisbon x

Is buying nintendo switch worth it? Or is it worth trying my best to save over this next month qnd spending twice as much on a laptop?
Im not too computer smart but i like the game options on one, but a switch has what i want to play but lacks the computer aspect?

Am jst a wee boy
Am a wee boy forever
Its the 1990s.Am with my big sister.
She got me to wear a dress n then we went for a walk around the street n she was telling the neighbours am her sister now.Its a game she play with me.Its a white dress.Its so fun in the 90s n everything is more happy feeling.Ppl are nice to me cus am a wee boy.Ave not had time to grow up n disappoint ppl n make bad mistakes n fail n nobody knows what kind of grown up ill be.They jst know me as a wee boy.Nd its lush.Am wearing my big sisters dress.I just woke up and its the 90s.Were in our old house.Everyone is together again.My old cat is here.I feel so happy i could burst.Am so happy am crying.I cant believe am back in the 90s.Am in primary skewl.Am with my big sister.x

whats the gayest song ever written?

Look at my cute hat.I wonder what mammy making me for T.x

My big sisters pals come round the house a lot n theyre all nice to me bc am a wee boy so they treat me nice n pamper me n my sis took me out with them into town n her pal heather lifted me on her shoulders its very easy cus am just a wee boy n i dont weight much.Nd she said I should call her aunty Heather.So i said okay.xEverybody is fussing over me am so happy.xxxxxITs such a lovely day were in the 2000s now so am still jst a wee boy me, am in the west end with my sister n her pals nd theyre so nice n kind to me

My big sis has loads of my little ponys.Yellow 1s n pink 1s n blue 1s n green 1s.Am playing with them in the loft.x

I fink when am grown up ill have nice pals too x n ppl thats nice to talk to instead of the ppl on my street that just bullies me x my sis has loads of pals because shes a grown up x so when am grown up ill have nice pals too x my sis is in big school x Ppl will be nicer to me in big school x It wont be like my shitey wee school x were everybodys horrible to me xx in big school ppl are nice to you cus youre big now liek them x

>>81663638
We need to know: was the picture posted yesterday really you?

>>81663709
Naw it was a wind up merchant x

I love opal fruits n i love Steps n i love watching CITV after skewl x

I luv B*Witched and the spice girls x ave got the CD xxxxx

My granny pick me up n my granny sit with me after skewl in her house bc mams at work nd i dont have a dad.Its sooooooo lovely in my grannys house with her cat were watching the telly.xx

I asked my mam how come everybody in my skewl has a dad nd i dont have one nd she says its called a divorce n she said its normal.But if its normal then why does everybody else in my skewl have a dad.xx

My mammy got a guy thats her pal like a boyfriend.Theyre girl friend n boy friend.They had a big argument n shes crying in her room.So am going in nd she gave me a big cuddle n said shes sorry.I dont know why.I dont like the 2000s now.I want the 90s back.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Am watching zap on city.It my fav.xx

Am watching zap on citv.It my fav.xx

When i hear my mammy crying it make me cry as well.x

>Be me
>NEET baka
>Millennial sweetheart
>97% "I" INFP
>Grown up shota
>Aspie princess
>Fluffy bunny
>Delicate wee flower
>Adorable ugly duckling
>Tea n cake lover
>Choccy fanatic
>Trans-class(posh soul born in working class body)
>Obligate carnivore bc i was cat in past life
>Unenmployed dnt have any job
>Anxietyall the time
>In recovery 1 frm addiction doingm y best
>Emotional support teddys n cat
>Scotish
Suicide methods for this feel?

Ave decided ill just stay here in the 90s n be a wee boy forever.Am more happy like this.Its brilliant bc i can just stay in the 90s forever nd never grow up.You dont have to grow up.I learned about it.So ill jst stay here.Its much nicer n safer for me here.Thanks.x

Are wee boys allowed to use the PC on their own though?

the heat wave is here, boys. prepare your anus

>>81663840
Corr. Crossy knows the score

>>81664884
>>81664884
new week new thread for us