Thread 81662322

where do i find a bf with a stable job and who showers at least 3 times a week?

>>81662322 (OP)
take testosterone and become that bf you wish to be

>>81662322 (OP)
I shower at least 3 times a week, but I have no job.
JUST

>>81662322 (OP)
>stable job
Check
>and who showers at least 3 times a week
Lower your standards, cunt.

>>81662322 (OP)
i meet these standards but you dont meet mine

>>81662322 (OP)
i have both of these and own a house, let's hear your stats "fem" anon

>>81662322 (OP)

lower your standards, foid

>>81662322 (OP)
I have a stable job and I shower daily, I also have my own place.
But I use hard drugs too.
If that's not a dealbreaker then I'll drop disc.

>>81662322 (OP)
right here fembot, but i'm overweight and in my 30s

>>81662322 (OP)
Here but I also have asperger's syndrome and am only 5'11" so you don't want me.

>>81662322 (OP)
I meet all of your standard, plus I own a 2 bedroom condo, I clean the dishes, I do the laundry, I can give good cunnilingus, foot massage and I can listen empathically to you without interupting to give advice. Can you move to Quebec city and please don't be fat. Also you must be ok with me beeing 5"4

the absolute state of r9k simps

>>81662322 (OP)
What does a stable job mean? Everyone showers every day.

>>81662322 (OP)
U cannot be that lonely girl. U are asking for bare minimum. You shouldn't EVEN ask for this. It should be normal

>>81662322 (OP)
You don't.
You'd hate him anyway even if you had him.

>>81662572
>Everyone showers every day.
are you sure about that? are you really sure about that?

best i can do i once a week

>>81662572
I don't shower every day. Like once every couple of weeks maybe.

>>81662322 (OP)
Anyone with an office job doesn't need to shower 3 times a week.

>>81662642
>>81662678
Normal people do. It may happen you skip a day or two if you don't have to go anywhere but if you have a job or go out you obviously take a shower.

>>81662322 (OP)
Judging by your rotting girl wojak, youre a fucking hypocrite. Stable job? Are you in your 30s? Talking like youre planning on settling down. Fuck you. I hate foids

when i didnt have a job i showered every day but now that i have a job i shower like twice a week at most
so pick one

Oh and you can find this fucking anywhere and you know it. Get out there or get a dating app. You foids do dick and get a desk job that overpays. Attention seeking whores all over this fucking board

>>81662322 (OP)
I was posting a little while back looking for a gf, flund one eventually. Bad timing or you never gave me a chance.

>>81662712
I have a job but I only shower once every couple of weeks. I don't go outside that much though since it's been work from home since 2020.
I went to work before 2020 without showering much and sometimes got talked to by managers about complaints people made over it. I'm good at programming though so never got fired.

>>81662322 (OP)
Literally anywhere outside of your ghetto, Shaniqua.

>>81662322 (OP)
Conventions are a great way to meet people and learn about their hygeine and financial situation. Visiting their hotel room and seeing how many people are crammed into it and who's paying and how messy it is makes for a great snapshot of their existence. If you're poor, you can find a huge group to attend with as long as you don't mind sharing a bed with too many other women.

>>81662572
>Everyone showers every day.
Finally some good bait

I pretty much need to shower everyday as I work outside

>>81662322 (OP)
You cant have stable employment and not shower. If you didnt shower no one would want to be near you and youd get fired.

>>81663240
Nah, I'm this anon and pulled it off for the past 15 years:
>>81662792

>>81662322 (OP)
>stable job
in this economy? in the year of our lord? good luck. also fuck you goldigger
>>but it's natural for a woman to be attracted to wealth!
yeah but it still sucks when all a man is seen as is a wallet. we get objectified too, just not for our looks

FEMBOT TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF NOW

>>81662322 (OP)
What do you offer? Cup size?

>>81663240
Me and my coworkers got this one dude moved from our office to doing factory work because he smelled so fuckin bad kek, stunk out the entire office. Also pissed all over the floor in the toilet, we know it was him because it stopped as soon as he left. Also did no work and just complained about shit all day.

>>81662372
based, which ones?

>>81663741
Meth, heroin, ketamine, bath salts, PCP analogues, pretty much whatever I feel like buying, nothing is off limits
I could try to tone it back for a girl because I mostly started to cope w loneliness but I've been on and off the shit for years now

>>81662322 (OP)
me :)
age?

>>81663800
awe man i feel you, never done meth or heroin but i started with alc and benzos to cope with autism+social anxiety and i couldnt really talk to people without it. but then id meet a guy and hed want me to stay sober, i do, he realizes how socially maladjusted i am normally, rinse and repeat

>>81662322 (OP)
Get a job lazy ass

>>81662572
>everyone showers every day
boy are you optimistic

>>81662572
Its bait, obviously shes Chad only, but want to justify the shallowness with some bs like non Chads dont have hygiene and do not work, things almost everyfuckingone do

>>81662322 (OP)
Does me showering every day of the week make up for me not having a job?

>>81662322 (OP)
Here, but you would never because I'm 5'6 and brown
Hey, I didn't make the rules

>>81662572
It means someone who builds showers, sells showers, installs showers, etc.

>>81664516
I'm not even particularly socially maladjusted I'm just pretty weird due to autism, the drugs don't really change that.
I've mostly only ever used benzos as a way to soften comedowns and withdrawals from other drugs, though. I have drank a fair bit though.
To be honest with you, I don't care about being sober. I have an alright job, my own place, and no debt. I'm functional with the drugs, I find them fun, and like they do help fill the void. But I feel like if I had a girlfriend I'd have less of a reason to be doing them. Who knows though

>>81664629
anon, what you need is a druggie gf if you dont wanna cut drugs out just for a girl.
whens the last time you had one?

>>81662322 (OP)
I feel you, it's honestly tragic that even asking for a man with a stable job who showers three times a week feels like reaching for the stars these days. You'd think that was a bare-minimum baseline for existing, yet most moids can't even deliver that without whining. It's a sad state of affairs when you're left sifting through broke, filthy losers who think basic hygiene is optional. Honestly? You're probably better off alone, investing in yourself and your own peace of mind rather than settling for some unwashed genetic failure who can't manage soap or a payslip.

>>81662322 (OP)
You don't because other holes clamored for affirmative action and the importation of pajeets and other scabs.

>>81662322 (OP)
Hello I'm a doctor and I shower at least 6 times a week (I sometimes skip saturday).

>>81662322 (OP)
I don't have a job yet since I'm still going to college but I do shower everyday. Can you date a 5'3 brown sea monkey like me?

>>81662322 (OP)
If im your boyfriend would you let me sniff your panties my smelly NEET queen ?

>>81662322 (OP)
you don't want one, I have a job and shower every day yet no woman will give me the time of day, you hate me because I don't conform well enough to society and your chad expectations, even though I try not to be too cringe or creepy apparently it is never enough and people won't even give me a chance to socialize so I can learn, women like you don't exist you are some troon or a liar

>>81664690
I had an e-gf when I was 17, that's the only relationship I've ever had
I have no idea how to find a druggie gf, but I would like to have one

Umm I shower twice a day but my job is extremely unstable and dangerous (drug dealer). Do I make the cut (I'm 5 foot 8)?

>>81662413
Literally who gives a fuck about height.
Maybe i just live in an area where it doesnt matter but i genuinely dont see why height is an important thing.
Hell, every woman i know who is with someone is dating someone of equal height or shorter height.
i know a few who have even felt insecure about having tall BFs; in the sense that it makes them feel more inferior.
This has to be bait.. right? No way people actually think this.

>>81662736
its a fucking wojak faggot who gaf

>>81662792
if you are only showering when you are going out you aren't showering enough

if i take a shit and then dont wipe, and then dont wipe and dont wipe and dont wipe, and then one time i take a shit and i DO wipe does that magically undo the hygenic damage done to my butthole?

>>81665233
i never did H but i used a lot when i was younger, was forced to stop, what vidja do you like anon?

>>81662348
She either a white woman or non fat one, those are the standards.

>>81665746
hey what the fuck? find your own junkie ebf. whore

>>81665291
>even felt insecure about having tall BFs
This counter bait is exquisite.

>>81665300
Healthy people don't save wojaks, you're just living in denial. They're going a camping or having beach vacations or going on hotel dates. Stop trying to defend yourself

>>81662322 (OP)
That's me, but I already have a gf. Sorry foid.

>>81665746
I don't play much vidya anymore, I played the witcher 3 through however recently and really liked it. I like watching movies and TV shows that I pirate more

>>81666544
I'm just gonna drop the cord and you guys can talk to me there if u want
Disc: zersetzung

>>81662572
someone who works with horses I'm assuming.

>>81662322 (OP)
Same job for 8 years, going strong, I guess I could shower less?

Any more criteria?