Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:26:55 AM No.81662671
I've been a NEET for so long and I have my first ever job interview tomorrow. Any advice so that I don't fug this up?
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Thread 81662671 - /r9k/ [Archived: 794 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:36 AM No.81662674
j b u s
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:28:52 AM No.81662684
>>81662671 (OP)
How long?
Depending on that answer, you're gonna need to have an answer when they ask you what you've been doing during your NEET period.
How long?
Depending on that answer, you're gonna need to have an answer when they ask you what you've been doing during your NEET period.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:29:11 AM No.81662687
>>81662671 (OP)
Bring a teaspoon of semen with you
Bring a teaspoon of semen with you
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:30:05 AM No.81662691
Try to sound interested in the company more than the job itself, bringing a question for the interviewer is always a nice way to show it.
Good luck
Good luck
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:30:46 AM No.81662698
Kowtow and beg
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:33:27 AM No.81662713
>>81662687
This, keep it in your pocket in saran wrap
This, keep it in your pocket in saran wrap
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:34:55 AM No.81662725
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:35:49 AM No.81662734
>>81662687
>>81662713
I am so glad somebody else brough this up.
I would have not gotten any of my past few jobs without my spoonful of cum
>>81662713
I am so glad somebody else brough this up.
I would have not gotten any of my past few jobs without my spoonful of cum
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:29:26 AM No.81663110
>>81662674
I assume that stands for "Just be urself"? Well I suppose it really is that simple and ultimately what it comes down to.
>>81662684
Technically 4-5 years but I spent most of my teen years skipping school and wasting time in my room so in actuality it's longer and as you can imagine it had quite the negative affect on me.
>>81662691
Thank you that sounds like a good idea I'll try that.
>>81662696
Dishwasher at a really nice resturant. That's why I really don't wanna mess this up because it's the only place that's responded to me and I can see myself working here just fine despite my problems.
>All the other replies telling me bring cum and beg
Kek well at least the humor is making me less nervous.
I assume that stands for "Just be urself"? Well I suppose it really is that simple and ultimately what it comes down to.
>>81662684
Technically 4-5 years but I spent most of my teen years skipping school and wasting time in my room so in actuality it's longer and as you can imagine it had quite the negative affect on me.
>>81662691
Thank you that sounds like a good idea I'll try that.
>>81662696
Dishwasher at a really nice resturant. That's why I really don't wanna mess this up because it's the only place that's responded to me and I can see myself working here just fine despite my problems.
>All the other replies telling me bring cum and beg
Kek well at least the humor is making me less nervous.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:58:17 AM No.81663337
>>81662671 (OP)
Always bring a couple questions with you for the end when they ask "do you have any questions", they always do.
Dress as best as you possibly can, also have hair/facial hair clean as possible.
Try to get them talking. If they are talking more than you that is generally a good sign in my experience.
Always bring a couple questions with you for the end when they ask "do you have any questions", they always do.
Dress as best as you possibly can, also have hair/facial hair clean as possible.
Try to get them talking. If they are talking more than you that is generally a good sign in my experience.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:20:04 AM No.81663429
If it's a female interviewer make sure to be attractive and not be autistic. That's more important than your skillset, education, and work history.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:31:29 AM No.81663875
>>81663337
>>81663429
Yeah I've been staying healthy and grooming myself regularly so I should be good on that front. Hopefully I just don't give off an autistic aura and can have a good conversation with them.
>>81663429
Yeah I've been staying healthy and grooming myself regularly so I should be good on that front. Hopefully I just don't give off an autistic aura and can have a good conversation with them.