Why dont you just get a fat asian gf?

>>81663098 (OP)
I have no job and I'm really not meant for relationships.
I will not accept a non virgin or any kind of demands being made of me.

>>81663105
This anon tore apart reality and saw the universal truth

>>81663098 (OP)
erm, ma'am, your face is melting

>>81663145
She's quite sweaty, but she has smooth skin and skull features. I don't like the moles though.

>>81663098 (OP)
I am only attracted to fat latinas.

>>81663098 (OP)
because im not attracted to fat girls and i dont want asians genes in my kid

>>81663145
>>81663253
its japanese comedian yuriyan retriever

>>81663312
Asians have the best legs. She has good fat distribution too.

>>81663350
is that a sumo bitch?

>>81663370
Yes it is.
I don't remember the video.

>>81663098 (OP)
that looks like someone I knew in middleschool/highschool

>>81663370
You wan sumo this, buoy?

That's the best kind

>>81663098 (OP)
Because they don't fucking talk to me either, much like their slim/muscular counterparts.

>>81663098 (OP)
Cuz I can't if I want to. No one want a 5'3 brown sea monkey like me

>>81663098 (OP)
ur right thank u anon
ill get a big and juicy one tomorrow if i have time

>>81664693
You are fucking sick. I would rather stick my dick in a toaster.

>>81665252
I'd rather do this than fuck a toaster
>All tosters toast pingas

that girl would never settle for me, thoughbeit

why do we have this same thread 20 times a day?
>why not "settle" for a girl that is:
>brown/black/azn/white/short/tall/fat/skinny/manic/depressive/manc-depressive/disabled/nerdy/dorky/quiet/shy/a mild drug user/loud/outgoing/normie/religious/atheist/a passing transsexual/a chestlet/a weeb/a gamer

The answer is always
ALWAYS
"Because she wouldn't date me".

At least go with something that might actually cause pause, like "weighs 600 pounds and can't walk unassisted" or "demands an 'open relationship'"
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>>81663098 (OP)
Because I don't know where to find a fat Asian gf
I don't know where to find any girl I actually want

>>81666445
Have you tried online or anything

>>81663098 (OP)
Oh yeah, definitely no one's thought of that before, good one, OP. Mmhm, yep, I'm sure she's just waiting there on tinder for you, with absolutely zero simps in her DMs.

>>81663098 (OP)
Cause I'm Indian and they're racist. I'll stick to white women thanks.

>>81663098 (OP)
Because I'm not a mediocre-looking, tall white guy.

>>81665252
You'll understand one day. Your standards will fade.