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Anonymous No.81668547 [Report] >>81668575 >>81668630 >>81668657 >>81668772 >>81668838 >>81670113
is this the right angle?
well? or just shoot in the mouth?
Anonymous No.81668565 [Report]
how about right between the eyes
Anonymous No.81668575 [Report] >>81668590
>>81668547 (OP)
go the classic route, barrel in the mouth at a 45 degree angle
Anonymous No.81668590 [Report] >>81668635 >>81669109
>>81668575
does that work?
i heard shooting the head suicide is kinda messy or not always succesful
is that just suicide prevention propaganda?
Anonymous No.81668630 [Report]
>>81668547 (OP)
the mouth is safer
Anonymous No.81668635 [Report] >>81668644
>>81668590
the point is to kill the brain, as long as you aim up top you're good
do you know where the brain is, OP?
Anonymous No.81668644 [Report] >>81668668
>>81668635
yeah but if i aim too high then i will miss the steam because its like in high middle of the brain
Anonymous No.81668657 [Report]
>>81668547 (OP)
picrel is the best location to shoot anybody/yourself.
if you jam the weapon close to your head the expansion of the gases should scramble your brains as well.
It also severs your spinal colum causing flaccid paralysis which means instant death and no death throes.
Anonymous No.81668668 [Report] >>81668736
>>81668644
>putting this much thought into killing yourself
either you do it or you don't, no need to stress over the details
why the fuck are you trying to kill yourself anyway?
Anonymous No.81668736 [Report] >>81668780
>>81668668
>why the fuck are you trying to kill yourself anyway?
i want to have sex with anthro girls in the afterlife
or just nothing/void
either one works for me
Anonymous No.81668772 [Report] >>81668783
>>81668547 (OP)
Personally I've decided that when the time comes I'll shoot myself in the heart so I can have a few moments to think afterwards.

It'll probably just be regret tho.
Anonymous No.81668780 [Report] >>81668974
>>81668736
>natural selection at it's finest
as long as your death won't affect everyone else around you, you're good
Anonymous No.81668783 [Report] >>81668823
>>81668772
>I'll shoot myself in the heart
wont that be super duper painful?
Anonymous No.81668823 [Report]
>>81668783
Probably but if I do it correctly it wont last long and if I mess it up I wont have a fucked up face afterwards
Anonymous No.81668838 [Report]
>>81668547 (OP)
brain stem
Anonymous No.81668974 [Report] >>81669001 >>81669044
>>81668780
>natural selection at it's finest
why are you so mean :(
Anonymous No.81669001 [Report] >>81669087
>>81668974
nta but in the most logical way he is right. As a living thing, your only purpose is to continue on your species, and since you don't plan on doing that life nerfs you.
Anonymous No.81669044 [Report] >>81669087
>>81668974
you chose this path, dumb fuck
i'll play nice when you decide to NOT kill yourself
Anonymous No.81669087 [Report] >>81669117
>>81669044
>>81669001
yeah but how the hell am i gonna have sex with anthro girls irl?
they dont exist
Anonymous No.81669109 [Report]
>>81668590
It only works if you angle towards the back of the head, but you seem retarded which means you'll just blow your face off.
I recommend just not killing yourself.
Anonymous No.81669117 [Report] >>81669133
>>81669087
what the FUCK is an anthro girl?
Anonymous No.81669133 [Report] >>81669143
>>81669117
>what the FUCK is an anthro girl?
a girl
Anonymous No.81669143 [Report] >>81669151
>>81669133
...like i said, barrel in the mouth at a 45 degree angle
Anonymous No.81669151 [Report]
>>81669143
>...like i said, barrel in the mouth at a 45 degree angle
why did you repeat yourself anon?
Anonymous No.81670113 [Report] >>81670128
>>81668547 (OP)

> There is a 0% chance of OP having sex with anthro girls in his life.
> There is a not-0% of there being an afterlife with hot anthro girls to sex

I see no flaws in this logic
Anonymous No.81670128 [Report]
>>81670113
finally someone who gets me
no one knows what is on the other side
the chance is there
maybe afterlife is what we imagine it is
and if my take is true then heaven awaits