Thread 81668955

>be me
>at uni
>foid who is friends with my friend keeps interacting with me
>"oh anon why are you always scowling? Why don't you ever smile?" me:"why should I smile when nothing funny is happening?" foid:"I want you to smile when you look at me"
>"anon did you get a haircut? why did you get that haircut? Did you cut it yourself? Why?"
>"oh anon I loved your presentation, why did you choose that theme? Why do you like dinosaurs? Why do you like guns?"
>dresses like a harlot "anon do you like my dress?"
>always chattering and giggling with her friends in her language while looking at me
What is wrong with this bitch? These were just off the top of my head but this whore has been acting super obnoxious over the last 2 semesters, she also keeps asking my name before every conversation and miraculously forgets it the day after and asks again, she must've done it over 50 times now. Why is she asking so many questions? Is she conspiring against me? Should I learn French to decipher her conversations with her bitch friends? I don't really want to because French is gross but I'm worried bros.

>>81668955 (OP)
sometimes i wonder if you guys actually like women

>>81668967
obviously they dont, 90% of this board is undercover faggots or women

>>81668967
Every straight man wants a woman with the personality of a male, truly straight men don't exist retard

>>81668955 (OP)
either retarded or bait lmao

>>81668967
This board is genuinely gayer than lgbt at this point. At least there half of them are probably just attention whore teenagers lying about being gay or trans or whatever. Here the retards are constantly being gay and pinkpilled and shit in full sincerity,

>>81668986
>>81669004
>>81669039
how do we fix /r9k/ fellow robots?

>>81668955 (OP)
Anon are you fucking with me? Cuz no fucking way that you are that retarded. Even a sea monkey like me would know that girl like me.

>>81669048
kill all the tranny jannies and start a anti faggot revolution

So many people here not giving me any information, what does her acting dodgy have to do with me being gay?
>>81669057
And this assessment is based on what? If she likes me why does she keep insulting me, making fun of me and forgetting my name? If she really likes me why does she keep prying into my private business to gather blackmail material? Why would she wear that shirt that showed her shoulders and ask me my opinion in front of everyone to frame me as a pervert? Also if she likes me, why doesn't she just tell me and invite me to her home for sex?

>>81669160
Shut up, you are autism incarnated.
Do you want to bang her? Just invite her to some event, just the two of you. Afterwards, you go back to yours or hers. Touch her, then kiss her. Then fuck, if you want to.
>t. 7/10 Chad

All this cope.
If you have to try, it's over. If she doesn't touch your crotch and asks for sex, it never began for you, she friendzoned you.
If she doesn't literally RAPE you, she doesn't want you, it's brutally over for us buddy boyos.

>>81669248
What are you talking about? Please clarify I was homeschooled and never interacted with strangers as a child. How can you be sure she likes me? I just told you how she keeps fucking with me, if she liked me why would she not remember my name and keep asking? I always remember every detail about the stuff I like. Why would she try to bully me into smiling or keep bitching about my haircut or intentionally ask bullshit questions in front of the professor to derail my presentations?
>>81669468
Are you being sarcastic? Does she want to rape me? Is that what this humiliation ritual is about? She is metaphorically raping me by telling me what to do and laughing at me with her friends to make me her prag?

>>81669248
Anon please respond I need answers. Just today she forgot my name again and she asked me why I wasn't smiling again even though I had previously told her nothing funny was happening.

Nice dubs. I speak woman and she clearly wants you to kill her and consume her flesh

If you are not trolling; she wants to manipulate you into being her cuck. Tell her she's a dumb bitch and to not speak to you again.

>>81668955 (OP)
SHE WANTS YOU OH MY GOD. You should totally start smiling and then rizz her by saying, I started to smile seeing you. Don't fuck this up cracka

IF SHE LIKES ME WHY DOES SHE KEEP FORGETTING MY NAME

>>81668986
>Undercover faggots or women
You mean dudes pretending to be women for attention? Right?

>>81668967

it's bait, obviously

>>81668967
>sometimes i wonder if you guys actually like women
anon 3/4 of this board are bots, demoralization shills, or trannies getting off on sharing their fetish

I'm not trolling nor baiting you fucks please guide me, how does she likes me if she is mean to me? How does that shit even work?

>>81671027
This is it.
/thread

>>81672003

It's an opportunity to show off your wit. Sadly, you completely lack any.

Also lots of it is just completely obvious signposting that she wants to date you. This must surely be a troll. Nobody is this retarded.

>>81668955 (OP)
>Gets chased by a woman
Fuck off, this place isn't for you

>>81672119
>>81672155
You like everyone else in this thread keep insulting me without explaining it, how does forgetting my name and making me repeat it mean she likes me? What does it have to do with wit? How exactly does that mean "chasing"
>>81672091
>>81671027
Wants me to cuck? If she wants to fool me, wouldn't it make more sense to be nice to me instead of being an asshole?

>>81672216
In normal men, being presented a challenge or jab at his status in some way will spur him to respond. Maybe by pursuing a woman or competing with another man.
She doesn't quite get you though so she thinks you're mysterious rather than autistic. Just keep ignoring her until she grows bored. Don't jeopardize your schooling for a hole.

>>81668955 (OP)
Nothing is wrong. Satisfy her curiosity a couple of times and you either got a new friend or she knows you don't vibe with her.