>women can fart and the fart bubble goes up their vagina

>>81670204 (OP)
>women can fart and the fart bubble goes up their vagina
Hot

>>81670204 (OP)
Who told you this secret

>>81670204 (OP)
May i smell it ?

>>81670204 (OP)
>another paid thread by the department of we're totally human beings just like you

>>81670217

i may be incel, but i have had enough female friends to know.

>>81670204 (OP)
Imagine how good things would be for men if they weren't willing to sink to the lowest of lows to stick their dick in a fart mitt.

>>81670204 (OP)
it doesn't go in the vagina it kind of slides through the lips and then comes out in the front

only sometimes though

>>81670325
Women are so gross lol.

>>81670345
Take it back incel. Women are attractive and desirable.

>>81670345
Screw off

>>81670204 (OP)
Yea and its really annoying when we cant pop that damn bubble without looking like a weirdo

>>81670389
Stay mad. Your cunt smells like rotten fish.

>>81670407
No it doesn't but you keep telling yourself that so you can feel better. God bless you

>>81670421
>No it doesn't
It does and the men in your life can tell lol.
>but you keep telling yourself that so you can feel better.
It genuinely stinks.

>>81670431
I love when it's stinky and fishy smell :3

>>81670421
>No it doesn't
Prove it. What's your home address?

>>81670407
>>81670421
>>81670450

I don't know if I would say rotten fish, but isn't that what a vagina is supposed to smell like? Before I stuck my face in pussy, I thought the fish smell was just a misogynistic meme or something but pussies unironically smell like the ocean. They also can have this copper smell like a copper penny.

Many women wipe back to front which puts fecal matter on their genitals. The safest sex you can ever have is with kigu feet!

>>81670517
These are all men acting out an AGP fantasy

>>81670521
Your vagina is not self-cleaning.

>>81670528
this thread is actually grossing me out now thanks anon

>>81670204 (OP)
I'm a guy and I do this and notice this but the bubble just floats on top of my balls

>>81670517
I'm not even going to talk about that video but literally no women wipe back to front because it's obviously a bad idea

>>81670204 (OP)
Women don't fart or go to the toilet

>>81670645
I'll simp again if true.

>>81670521
Just people living in the moment.

>>81670586
Plenty of women do it, literally google it.

>>81670734
Do people really do this?

>>81670912
Do what? Footjobs? Yeah.

>>81670392
>>81670204 (OP)
>>81670450
Foids are both attractive and gross
I love it.

>>81670517
what the fuck is this video, looks like a nightmare

>>81672365
Men masturbating in women costumes

>>81672367
fuckign GROSS
men are worst

>>81672373
I know. AGP is disgusting *vomits*

As a real man, women's farts don't bother me. I'd inhale that shit like I'm Sonic sucking a bubble underwater to stay alive, sound affect and everything.

>>81670982
>>81670734
kigurumi scares me so fucking much its so uncanny but at the same time it can legitimately be moe

>>81670377
>Women are attractive and desirable.
Says the creature that recycles farts into queefs.

>>81670204 (OP)
Hi, I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so called beautiful woman walking down the street so care free thinking she's all that I just remember that her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. After all, we're having to sleep with a creature who's ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina - you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favor.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that.
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

>>81672611
Based archivist

>>81672611
doesn't disturb me, short anogenital distance is probably a sign of good health and arguably more feminine. nothing against women or intersexed who are different tho

>>81672784
probably makes birthing easier too

>>81672784
Based freak dater