Thread 81670373

No friends but the mountains edition

I get 40p anxiety when I buy a freddo these days.

Why is britfeel posting like the germans are fucking flying overhead

i unironically love box room living

guess what mate?

>>81670443
I want room for my desk, piano and bed but that's it tbqh. Don't care about floor space at all.

What's this about the crossy picture then? I've not seen it myself.

In that Lewis Capaldi presale me de lids.

Sometimes it's better to travel than to arrive

>>81670449
>guess what mate?
What

>>81670458
Very deep that

RIP Dr Mew.
He'll be pressing his tongue on the roof of his coffin from here on out.
Rest In Power, King.

Too hot lads

>>81670458
Is this an allegory about sex and the benefits of semen retention, Shippy?

>>81670475
head like a shaved bollock

>>81670484
Let's see your head mate

not telling you x

It Sandford Lane weather

>UK will be even hotter tomorrow
UK will be even hotter tomorrow
>UK will be even hotter tomorrow
UK will be even hotter tomorrow

>>81670516
not even close
5c less here tomorrow

>>81670516
I dont think so my lid.

>>81670516
And I have to get on the Tube

>>81670550
Tubes have these

Will be hotter in Wareham tomorrow

Feeling the summer blues lad. In a shit mood today

mark looking yellow than ever like sunshine haha

how long we reckon he got left

>>81670557
Aye, not the stations I'll be going to and from though. They barely ever turn on AC too. Plus, it's like sardines anyway. Will take me double the time tomorrow, will have to get off if it gets too buys on the train I'm on

2planks woke up bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning. All ready for a week of scamming. Shame he couldn't use the same energy finding a job.

>>81670559
Rain in Cornwall tomorrow
good job he hasn't moved there yet

watching fight club to cheer myself up

office life is rough as x

Marks always skint nowadays. State of him

(upbeat techno plays)

>>81670550
Got the central line today. They have air con now and even the stations weren't too bad. Expected it to be roasting

>>81670593
He's had a bad few days at the bookies

any gamblers hhere? a love online poker

Temperatures are set to be higher than 34C tomorrow. This has only occurred three times in June since 1960

Loved that photo of out mark in the sauna. Not sure why but it made laugh a little.

I AM RESTING ON MY LAURELS YOU FUCKING CUNT

Wonder how many lads Ruth slept with back at uni. Slut.

>>81670621
Saunas are good for losing weight big lad

>>81670604
Ouch. Got that on Saturday and was lethal.

Being the fattest lad is harder than you'd think. It's a full-time job being this large

>>81670633
Been in one once some bellend but a trebor soft mint in the fan and made it smell like mints/menthol. Couldnt handle it lid.

>>81670621
He managed to blag a free gym membership a few years ago and literally only visited the sauna and played snooker kek

>>81670642
thanks for your service big lad

I think I'd suck Mark off for 1000 quid.

UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN!!! RODNEY U PLONKAAAnnnn

>>81670665
i'd but my tongue up his asshole for 300

>>81670654
It lush. Love snooker me.

Do you think her father would approve of these photos? I don't think he would be very happy. It's only right he knows what his daughter has been up to when she was many miles away.

In that local now having a few jars. We all Monday club in life x

>>81670678
>In that local now

>>81670678
thanks for the alcoholic update sean. another big day progressing at your career and coming home to a loving wife to spend the night with.

oh no sorry just another day alone and drinking. enjoy mate!

>>81670678
carrying the UK drinking community lad
keep up the good work

>>81670678
>In that local now having a few jars
Proof?

>>81670675
I wouldn't go that far. I'd tongue his arse for 10 grand maybe.

>>81670689
Only 10k? I'd need a lot more than that.

>>81670694
10 grand is a lot just to tongue someone's arse.

for 500 i'd do the full boyfriend experience

>>81670699
This is SSM we're talking about. It's almost certainly unwashed and crusty.

turns out i could buy sexual favours from a lot of /britfeel/

Give Ruth a few of these and she'll soon take her clothes off.

How much to fuck Mark's arse without a condom?

>>81670684
Is this what pubs look like up north?

>>81670715
Bitter? In this weather lad!

ALL HAIL EMPEROR MARKUS FISHANDSHITTIUS!

I really don't think the religious members of her family would approve of her outfit choices. It's a good thing she lives in our country where men are respectful to women.

cor, missed new thread.
>>81670719
PIP rambling.

got any PIP stories, lads?

For the love of God can we please stop talking about preforming sexual acts on seasideMARK. Absolutely revolting.

>>81670732
I don't drink the poison. Wouldn't know. I'm sure the clothes are coming off in this weather.

>>81670725
The 'Hive is more of a High Street drinking establishment with loud music and action.

>>81670721
I'll shag him for 10k a minute. No more than 5 minutes

just want to shag a beautiful lassie

>>81670741
grow a pair mate, then lose enough weight to be able to see them

Okay lads how much to put your nose in Helper's dirty nappy and take a big whiff?

>>81670748
You have to nut a rope of cum across his arse cheek and say "what beautiful arse cheeks, Mark!" to get the money.

>>81670755
I can see my wollocks perfectly fine thank you very much.

Tenner to eat a homemade pastrie filled with the creampie king's cum.

>>81670684
mad ting how britfeel personalities turn up in videos like ship and amir walking down the street together and amir on wwe

>>81670761
I'll say that, no problem. It's the no condom part that bothers me the most

>pushed in front of foid to get to self-checkout earlier
>she just muttered "how rude" and that was the end of that

yeah bitch knows men like me will kick off if she took it any further.

>>81670775
kek i always enjoyed this webm, you can see the moment of realisation on his retarded brown face when he just knows this footage will make it onto the internet

No difference between a man's arse and a woman's arse.

Councillor today thinks I may have some sort of "disorder" and is going to assist me getting the help I need from a psychologist. What did he mean by that?

where is eva6 today?

>>81670795
She said she was going on holiday with her dad

eva we don't hate you come back

>>81670787
mens are hairier

>>81670795
Staying in a log cabin somewhere singing the sound of music in a grass field I assume.

>>81670790
maybe autism is just lifelong trait, partly genetic, obviously effects you.
but you could also develop something in adulthood he's spotted, made the proper referrals for a diagnosis, to check?
think 'personality disorders'. could come at any time, really.

>>81670790
Don't think your local councillor should be diagnosing you with psychiatric disorders the cheeky cunt.

>>81670810
this is how i picture it too for some reason.

i guess she's not just in some fancy field. even the cottage will be a holiday home in just-some-village. all nice, with posh things. do people just stay in the cottage, on these holidays? "going to my second home, for my holiday."

>>81670786
i imagine the curb your enthusiasm theme playing to this

>>81670816
oh no he said 'councillor' instead of 'counsellor'!

don't think either would/can desu, not how it owrks m8. which is why B said what he did.

>>81670746
Ah got one of those round my way in London. For the above 40 singles. Tragic looking place

>>81670816
depends if its a le based reform councillor lad

>walk down street late at night (outside of UK)
>see a foid alone
>walk up faster to her
>she starts looking back worried
>she walks faster and faster
>I catch up
>start making freaky noises
>I shoulder barge past her and continue on

Poverty UK sitting in boiling hot boxrooms drenched in sweat vs every first world country having AC

>>81670847
Learn to read cunt.

>>81670814
Seems like Im immune to anti depressants almost been on them all and they still dont work, thats why I think something else is going on up there. Whether its autism or unmedicated ADHD. No idea.
>>81670816
Never said directly what he thought it was. Just suggested there may be a reason why I keep constantly having depressive "phases" on and off all the time.

what blad favourite music i wonder

>>81670865
Thought you already had autism?

>>81670765
maybe with a forklift present, perhaps

>>81670860
oh no! im a bit too warm for about 3 days a year! whatever shall I do????

>>81670872
Still listening to the same music that I listened to in high school. Old thrash metal, death metal from the late 80s early 90s thats the best stuff.
>>81670875
Yes but there has to be something else happening thats making me feel this way p. Surely this cannot be normal.

>>81670889
It's already been way more than 3 days

>>81670860
Posting from my air-conditioned boxroom in Gibraltar x

Why does Crossy always, and I mean ALWAYS end up in the end of the last thread

>foid on her phone (outside of UK)
>I'm cycling up behind her
>I grab it and lob it over onto the railway line
>she looks at me shocked and frozen
>I say "and what will you do about it?" and cycle on

too many cunts glued to their phones these days.

>>81670913
Is it nice there? How hard is it to move to Gibraltar

>>81670916
he likes the liminal vibes

>>81670916
Hidden disability x lol x

>>81670859
Based. That's what she voted for.

>>81670916
Hes a rebel. A maverick. He dosent play by the rules.

>>81670928
It's very nice and it's not not hard at all to move here- if you're a British citizen you have the right to live and work here, but that may be changing soon. The only shit bit is that property isn't cheap here, but I live with mumberg and dadberg, so the boxroom is on for free.

300 hours in football manager

help me i can't find my glasses
*whips out cock*
there u go velma lass haha

Is there any reliable way a mid guy can make a bigger positive change to his SMV than becoming a serial killer?
Not saying anyone should do this ofc, but just think about it. Mid serial killers get constant streams of love letters, proposals and smut written about them.
You might say "just become a famous musician/athlete bro" but one can't do that reliably.

Any refutations?

wishing all the struggling britfeelers good thoughts and vibes

any red alert 1 fans in?

>>81670961
how many champions leagues ?

>see your usual deano and fat short cunt holding his hand
>"wow, men must be desperate these days just to show off their girl even if she looks like miss piggy"
>the deano of course gets angry and says "you fucking what mate? what did you just say?"
>his piggy girlfriend tries to pull him back and she says "leave it, he's just looking for a reaction"
>of course the deano can't accept it, gets up in my face
>give him a firm push back
>he falls down on the floor
>"right, that's fucking it dickhead," and he starts attacking me like some fucking scum chav
>police show up and they arrest him for assault as I was only defending myself
>he had to pay me 150 quid compensation and accept a caution

My mate's getting into 'kino' but refuses to watch TV shows. Want him to watch Sopranos, but he won't

>>81670987
thank you much needed

>>81670961
pretty low numbers really

>>81670976
Saw a post recently about the chud guy, who is literally a meme for a low SMV man, and how
now he has hoards of groupies

>>81670997
Sounds like a fucking mong. What does he think kino is?

>>81670908
We had gorgeous weather in April, dip in May and June was mostly nice. Summer bros. We are back.

>>81670996
Dollyposting reaching absurd new lengths.

>>81670941
Yeah weird that women vote for everything to benefit them and then they expect men to just sit back, have shitty lives and not go mental.

>>81670996
That Deano's name?

Albert Einstein.

Fuck the sun
Fuck summer
Fuck normies
Fuck autism
Fuck the government
Fuck the heat.

>>81671009
Beats me lad. Too much of a lazy nob I reckon.

>>81670997
I'm films only too
haven't watched one of the top TV shows
it a hidden disability

DVDlad thinks Murder, She Wrote is kino. Is he right?

>>81671036
night time soon =)

>foid riding bicycle on footpath
>I intentionally block her from passing
>she says "what's your problem? i'm trying to get past"
>tell her it's against the law to cycle on the footpath (it is in the UK)
>she says "I don't feel safe on the main road."
>tell her "I don't feel safe with cunts on two wheels on a FOOT path
>nah she wouldn't take it
>she'd cycle on the road briefly then try to get back on the footpath in front of me
>I chase her down and block her again - "nope, bike go on road lady."
>she is so fat and got bags everywhere that she can't even cycle fast enough away

sick of cunts riding cycles on the footpath.

Steam Deck in bed with the fan on. It lush

>>81671060
no it was formulaic slop for grannys

>>81671070
Won't be able to sleep, neet anyway so can just stay awake until 5 and then sleep.

>>81671074
Give it a rest ruthmong, years of this sad spam.

>>81671081
Just because it starred a granny doesn't mean it was made for grannies.

>Deano riding a bike on a footpath with a fat Deanette seated on the handlebars
>Tell them this goes against the highway code and kick their bike over
>Deano tries to swing at my but I teleport behind him and slice him in half with my katana
>Police arrived and arrested the Deanette as I was only acting in self-defence

>>81671096
I'm just the foid hater anon. Women got everything made for them. Men just expected to slave away in some shit job and live mundane lives.

>>81671098
it was so grannie coded
the classical music intro
the glib cheesy jokes
the nosey parker hero
pure /grancore/

Can't get a read on DVDlad one minute he's talking about silent film the next he's banging on about Chinese shite. Weird lad.

>>81671109
Oh the "foid hater anon" lol. The problem with being stupid is you think everyone else is as stupid as you are. Isn't that right, you moronic creepy witless fuck?

>Be contractually owned by Jews (literally, early life)
>Chant 'death to the IDF'
>Get dropped
didn't think that one through did he.

>>81671109
What do you want the brit robots to do?
Elliot rodgers was hated by the incel forums too.
Go somewhere where you can make a difference.

>>81671124
That guy's career just exploded. He'll be fine.

>>81671122
Don't reckon you've had a drop of pussy once in your miserable life. Women don't care about you. No point you defending them. You're scum to them regardless.

>>81670996
Not liking this new wave of very unwomfy schizoid incel maladaptive daydream fastasy posting tbqhwydl

Garn get an escort Friday/Saturday

i knew and listened to bob vylan before it was cool

yeah we are gods unwanted children de lads x

>>81671130
Depends, he's already barred from the US and not going to be picked up by any major company. If he can do it all himself on YouTube then he might, but he'll fade into obscurity soon.

Foids won x

There is at least one other person who bangs on about Chinese films I have deduced.

>>81671138
hiding its face in shame

What I really need is a 'regular' escort that doesn't tour and I can reliably see once a month, something to look forward to.

>>81671129
There's no difference you can make without being on sky news.

>>81671138
Is this the crossy pic everyone was on about?

>>81671138
>hands
that's an old man

Nu breadingberg

Phwoar

playing every single yume nikki fangame to exist

Running down the clock as quickly as I can x

>>81671132
You're as clueless about my sex life as you are about everything else, boxroom stalker.

KILL BUGS
SHOOT BUGS
RIP BUGS UP WITH YOURS BARE HANDS
STAB BUGS
BLOW BUGS WITH GRENADES
FLAMETHROW BUG
DO YOU DUTY ANON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoljYKfTx5M

>director made the dystopia look great
>....you weren't supposed to like that world.

Gna have a codeine n enjoy the gloomcore vibes
>>81671164
Might just wash them a lot like me but the fingernails do look fr old ppl-ish

aliens found this x

Dubs garn wasino
Trips glass of wine

>>81671141
Doesn't really matter lad. You make money as a musician by filling venues. He'll have gathered plenty of new fans who'll still be going to his gigs in five years time. He could do a sell out tour across the UK in quite big venues now. And he will.

>>81671185
i would liek 2 no more anon

>>81671176
>playing every single yume nikki fangame

>>81671198
Seriously doubt that, he might get a nice little spike this year, but he'll be a no one in 2027

>>81671190
Risking conjunctivitis or a more serious eye-infection there :(

what is a yume nikki

>>81671176
Do u know the Scottish guy on youtube that plays them.I like that channel its comfy.

>>81670916
there's a whole secret underground /britfeel/ that goes on past the 400 mark.

>>81671206
Why would people who like him today suddenly not like him in 2027? Do you listen to music? That's not how it works.

Hope our bingo playing fren from the Yorkshire coast is alright x

>>81671230
They like him today because he's in the news, he's tomorrow's toilet paper as they say. I hate Israel as much as the next Glastonbury goer, but this guy has no potential long term

i feel sorry for foid-hater because on outer /r9k/ there's that guy who has written one
>Dear women,
letter-style post every single day. for god knows how long.

sorry but you've been outdone.

>>81671230
Nobody even heard of him before Glastonbury. The cunts who run it love giving token slots to black people nobody ever heard of.

>>81671230
It's not about the music, it's about chanting [current thing] which nobody will care about when the next thing comes

In a few hours it'll be July 2025 and there's literally nothing you can do about it

>>81671245
Nah that's not why people like his music. That's why they've heard it for the first time. Two totally different things. 99% of the people who heard him (including me) will never listen to him again, but a lot of people will continue listening to him because they like him.

Bob vylan coping on /britfeel/
Absolute state
It over for him

can't believe there are Bob Dylan fans ITT. rock and roll RUINED rhythm and blues.

also jass > jazz. enjoy your mainstream Miles Davis slop.

>>81671267
My no1 most hated month n calendar nemesis desu

>>81671270
>but a lot of people will continue listening to him because they like him.
that number is tiny, it's been boosted by his news coverage, but not by much.

Do you remember 'baby cakes'? About 20 or so years ago, the woman from that literally has 'the woman from babycakes' in her twitter as if she's still relevent lol.

Turn 30 this week.

>>81671259
He had 112k Instagram followers before Glastonbury lad, and an album that charted at number 18. This is definitely his big breakthrough moment though.
>>81671264
For most people yeah you're right, but he'll soak up enough extra new real fans to make it worth it.

33 in 10 days

Come lay here right beside me

>>81671295
You don't need many fans to make a great living lad. If you can fill 2000 capacity venues then you're crushing it.

>>81671314
Fellow July bro how you doing?

>>81671295
Love that tune

what do you lads actually think of his music though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqhJyvly1g

>>81671322
>Fellow July bro how you doing?
It's not been the best June

>>81671327
Any birthday plans? I'm just going to hang with family hopefully get some money and presents.

I drink every night

>>81671344
senpai were trying to organise some birthday lunch, but they want it at the restaraunt I hate, and they like. Can barely be bothered. The true answerr of course if probably post here at least 12 hours that day, as I'm not in work

Might even go to the wasino, that's always been a traditional birthday activity for me. Maybe get the other Toby near Coventry then bit of wasino

Feels so grim that i had well over a month well the whole year in fact but i gave myself a month in end of may to get aff the codeines before my stp dads birthday n i shrimply didnt do it.I need to get my hair did.I need to get my stuff at the pharmacy fr my nerves.My sisters getting here tomoz.With her bf.Its gna be such a busy week.Mmmmmm

Waste too much time here. Addicted to the dopamine when someone replies.

Wish i could fly away w my bird pals

On my 25th birthday I baked myself a cake and wrote /britfeel/ in incing on it.

>>81671314
Hope it's a good one mate

>>81671385
Fucking get up here we'll go to the wasino together, we'll do the Clyde Riverboat one. And have a roast dinner.

>>81671393
Aren't we all lad, here's a (You).

>>81671393
Corr, that felt good didn't it? You don't wanna give this buzz up!

Shitting myself

>>81671409
>>81671415
Corrrr! Stop enabling me, lids.

>>81671415
It's so mad how you'd think that would be some private club on Pall Mall or something, but it's actually one of the least pleasant pubs in the whole city

>>81671189
>Might just wash them a lot like me but the fingernails do look fr old ppl-ish
naur they look unmoisturised, aged and wrinkled, real fags at least look after their skin. this is some old man who left it too late to be anything but a disgusting creep

>>81671432
Kind of like Toby Carvery in a way, mad how many old mansions and listed buildings are now slop-tier carveries

>>81671385
Corrrrrrrrrrr get in Shippy- I'll be back in Woventry on the 1st and 2nd of August for a woker festival if you were wanting to meet up

>>81671401
just watched a male blackbird get rejected
he should be here with us

60 quid down on slots, said Hi to the chinese gambling addict MILF in there who feeds it 20s and she ignored me.

I did record both games I played though, going to use it as footage to talk over on youtube videos

>Hey JK are you sure the building where the big-nosed creatures keep all the money needs to have a star of david on the floor?
>Yes, non-negotiable.

>Stalker?
>No I'm a freelance private investigator

>>81671452
I was thinking of this image today

Freebird 2

Shippy who would you say is higher on the totem pole? SIC or Cdot?

>>81671450
There were two bufferflies flying into each other (mating?) at the top of the Malverns yesterday, when they touched it literally sounded like an electric spark, but was probably the wings flapping into each other

Wonderwall 2

>>81671491
Cdot of course

and come on, I won't say how much SIC earns, it's more than me anyway, but did he really need to send a minion in here to claim he was on 106K? Genuinely tragic

>>81671491
cdot usually assumes the "top" role when they're having a little bit of bum action in the mine camp, so I'd have to go with cdot.

I dont even hate high temps but fuck this humidity weve been having, some thailand tier bullshit. Just give us a nice dry heat, can get into 30s before I even care but fkn 80 to 90 percent humidity is just not on, 4 percent less than Bangkok rn

Goals for July:
Video everyday dropping in July (Vlog style, positive affirmation, lifestyle, gambling vlogs)
Digital Detox
Small talk to at least one woman and one man aged between 20-40 per day (Includes shop workers, but it has to be small talk and not transactional payment only)

Bonus points:
Win the lottery
Have sex (not bothered now i'm back on 200mg sertraline but it'd be a confidence boon)
WomanFriend

Reached the Starbucks milestone on my app to get something free in there AND Costa so my birthday is gonna be a big one

>>81671514
I think you're probably referring to a post made by SIC himself.

>>81671491
Cdot usually FUCKS SIC's ARSEHOLE so I'd probably have to go with Cdot, for that reason. The reason is he FUCKS his ARSEHOLE

what's the best guitar shape lads?
i'm a tele man myself

SIC is literally like Jack's dad in Croupier

>Sorry to have kept you, what'll you have?

I remember a conversation I had with my mother about people having sex whilst carrying a child.
Surely there is some kind of effect on the unborn baby, it doesn't sound right to be doing that sort of thing to your own child.

yookay
>Too hot and humid
>No AC
>Anarchotyranny
>"Headphone dodgers" rampantly shoplift and deal phones on scooters
>Government protects foreign rape gangs
>Obese misandrist women
>Cripplingly high taxes

Thailand
>Too hot and humid
>AC inside
>Functional police who keep the peace
>Safe streets
>Slim feminine women
>Low taxes

Make your choice carefully.

Any virgin freaks in

>>81671561
The effect on the unborn baby is actually good. Good for blood flow

>>81671563
Thailand
>get robbed by a prozzie
>attempt to shag a transsexual but you're unable to get it up

>>81671561
>I consent
>I consent
>... was there someone you forgot to ask?

Need a cash injection ASAP me loddy lods.

>>81671531

>July goals
Rotmaxx
Work as few hours as possible
Get to August (optional)
Fully tidy the garden
Finish 'Gateway to Arabic 2'

I'll turn 33, what an absolute state,success in running down the clock though

Post-punk basslines

Not sure marching up and down the Malverns 6 times, the Wrekin once and Snowdon once actually achived anything. I am fitter and have gone down from a 18.5" neck to a 17.5" neck but it's definitely a box ticking exercise

One of those nights I'm so dazed I can barely even speak. Sleep will be good.

Playing Steam Deck under the covers like playing GBA under the covers as a kid x

Severely fucking burned out from work lads. Work in a small team of my good colleague and line manager. Haven't had a day off in a fucking age. My colleague (over double my age - we're bros. Great guy) has some terrible tragedy recently so been doing his workload too. I'm going insane lads. What do. I genuinely can't have time off, just the type of work

>>81671622
Pull a Falling Down I reckon, lid.

>>81671622
>What do.
Nicolemaxx. Benefits and taxes are so high that going through any kind of stress from work is just not worth it.

>>81671592
Yes I love root sixteenth notes!

>>81671628
>Nicolemaxx
one of my favourite /britfeel/ words lately

>>81671631
You know what notes are? Gay!

>>81671626
Colleague and I joked about that the other day. Said I was going more the way of Tyler Durden
>>81671628
Literally no way I could ever get PIP or whatever. I'm the antithesis to a mouth breather

>>81671639
you could be talking to glad. he knows his shit lad

>>81671575
Should it be a sexual assault charge?
If running over a pregnant lady means you kill two people, shouldn't the unborn need to consent?

>>81671450
Got cheered up a lot by a seagull today
>>81671613
Same

>>81671610
Have you considered trying to work in Australia for a bit?

Succession is shite. Fucking boring and terrible characters.

I like unconventional morally grey, or even cunts, but the characters are just shit and whiny and boring

>>81671677
>Have you considered trying to work in Australia
It's not for me, it might be for SIC but it's not for me de lad

>>81671613
>>81671663
Love you lads xx

>>81671690
It's going really well for him lad, he's on top of the world at the moment. Might be worth a try.

>>81671694
>he's on top of the world at the moment.
He's on the bottom of the world, cdot.

>>81671708
SIC is crushing life at the moment lad, as tough as it is for you to admit it. You could be too.

>>81671690
You'd probably have to fight cdot to get a turn on sic's chancred batty crease

>>81671642
>Literally no way I could ever get PIP or whatever. I'm the antithesis to a mouth breather
There are forums and courses on scamming it.

>>81671733
He's crushing salted peanuts into a paste on the bar with a pint glass he's so bored

>>81671655
>If running over a pregnant lady means you kill two people
Are they going to change this now full-term abortions are legal?

>>81671744
Running down the clock until he can spaff his wages on the pokies and 40 dollar packs of winnie blues

>>81671743
I'm a thin, attractive and intelligent young bloke. One look at my white man face and off I get told to fuck

The only bird SIC is pulling these days is Old Speckled Hen

>>81671764
It's done over the phone lad. No one is looking at your face.

Eating some frozen strawbs

pain is weakness entering your bum hole x

got to walk to the post box to post my PIP letter.

they are forcing me to go on a nightwalk. and if i can go a nightwalk, i can work a 9-5 in a warehouse.

Dole is forcing me to go to some workshop thing on Wednesday. Absolute piss take

>>81671903
Say you were too anxious to go and they need to top up your PIP instead.

>>81671903
Not for me ta

had a good day sat in your room playing online dollies and posting make believe, king?

>>81671892
Mate you should post it by recorded delivery. Sometimes PIP forms conveniently get lost in the post.
CAPTCHA:DWP kek.

>>81671903
Those restart courses are shite lid its like being back in school.

>>81672088
Forgot to add the image! Bloody ell.

Britnormie should come out and face me

>>81672016
A fat Scotsman, keeping his German wife up by singing Freddie Mercury's "The Great Pretender" in a thick Glaswegian accent for hours on end.

>>81672088
>Sometimes PIP forms conveniently get lost in the post.
almost want this to happen but fuck it, they gave me the prepaid letter, they pay the price.

expecting this to be the first in a new cycle of 'actually, you didn't enough points' -> challenge -> mandatory reconsideration -> 'oh go on then'.

off oot now. leaving my computer on, it is defragmenting my drives. (important to do this.)

>>81672140
What are you claiming for lid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E943TsA-bw
>2 million chinky grunts

ckin ell innit

oh mummy help me I'm scared

>>81672144
why don't you upgrade to an SSD lad?

>>81671689
Yea it's wank. It's not as wank as that Bear thing though. I know this phrase is used a lot, but it is literally the most overrated pile of boring wank I have ever seen. Literally nothing ever happens, ever.

>>81672169
>Boomer war hawks salivating over war.
Cannot think of anything more ghoulish

Sean "Diddy" Combs

>>81671903
If it's a group thing, then you can enjoy seeing how fucking thick people are. Key Stage 1 tier of thick.

Very weird day today, and im not blogposting but im after a diagnosis (it's not AIDS), I was dragged into a zoom meeting about 2 minutes after waking up this morning, it was full on for an hour and a half. The thing is the rest of the day I hardly remember, I can recall it, but i'm still in the same state of mind as when i woke up, that semi groggy weird state.
I should be in bed now but im not tired at all.
Is this a stress response?

52 mintues and June 2025 will be gone forever

No-one's falling for that nice guy bullshit

>>81672222
Just means we're closer to September -->. December, the comfiest period of the year. Dressing gowns, socks, lots of warm drinks, early nights. Lush

>>81672238
who's being a nice guy

"Uploaded 16 years ago" kind of night

Sex with a fat black whore

>>81672267
This is the first thing that came to mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk1kwfK848Y

>>81670643
Ave been sucking on them non stop since i quit vaping

Dk if i like the blue ones or green ones more,,thy both have a time n place

ur chatting absolute shite lad

>>81672240
I'm looking forward to lots of cozy apu images

>>81672282
There was a world that was promised to us as weans that isnt the 1 were in right now
Pre financial crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmV-ViuTbUk

Jammers dropped

>>81672328
Fuck off jammers you sad cunt, no one here wants to watch your shitty videos

>>81672326
You might like this Crossy fren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYpVzx0rtNo

t.beanbean

>>81672311
all prepped and ready. Got a bunch. Keeping it private (not really, they're all repeats, dont care its comfy apu season)

>>81672344
Howling at the thought people think that every time he's posted it's him promoting his own channel

>>81672328
you'll never earn a real living doing youtube. Only Ebin has that opportunity. What this guy >>81672344 said. Fucking clown, go look after your poor dad (o7) and keep being "bullied" (as an adult lmao)

>>81672358
well no one here gives a fuck about some doomer mong posting whingy videos on youtube. All we care about is doomposting and talking about fat alcy gambling cex man.

getting in some night strawbs, me, crossy style.

couple of tiramisus while i'm on.

>>81672364
>your poor dad (o7)
(o7)
what did he mean by this?

Sean "Diddler" Allen
P. Nappy

cor 10 mins until strawbs.

been waiting nearly half an hour here. god.

Miriam Margolyes does noisy anal

Watch out Jammers lad

This is an SSM general, jammersfags get the fuck out

How many sovereigns do you own?

One little lad soiling his nappy over uncle jammer rn

>>81672411
You know why he's called jammers, don't you lad?
He skulks around bars, waiting for young, effete men to have one drink too many. Then he follows them home and tries to jammer his cock up their rectum.

>>81672423
Its legal tender lad

>>81672423
Nations? 6

Jammers being trailed

He's clocked her

For me? It's a glass of Cardenal Mendoza, and some Bowie x

>>81672437
Doesn't matter. It's capital.

angry jammers

>>81672427
I hang about outside vets looking for groggy Alsatians

>>81672442
>>81672457
Me in the back. Just trying to mind my own business.

they crossed paths

We also need to know about all cash you have under the mattress. We will find out.

>>81672554
Got a 5p coin under the bed that fell out of my pocket a few years ago do I need to report it as undisclosed income?

Jammers is a fellow July birthday chad

>>81672554
Are DVDs classed as assets?

>>81672402
Made me chuckle this. Love Miriam she's a right laugh.

She does anal with a cherry on top

they onto are blad now
it over

>>81672624
I was sick in my mouth as I typed it out

Been listening to a bit of Rod recently, hes got a few good songs. Do ya think Im sexy, baby Jane, young Turks. I think it does you good sometimes to come out of your comfort zone and listen to other things.

We all clockmaxxing in life x

>>81672680
>killing of georgie

>>81672680
Rods a wrinkly taig paedo

>>81672680
>Do ya think Im sexy
love this one
>young Turks
and that one

Rabbit rabbit x

>>81672665
What do you mean lid? a whos coming after me?

>>81672710
thought he was half anglo half scot desu

Nearly Xmas

>>81672347
Nice tune x

Huel was 5.99 a bottle in St Pancras station, fuck that

>>81672377
Jst had mine
Finking about life n stuff x

>>81672442
Kind of looks like a young Henry the 8th.

>>81672749
>Finking about life n stuff x

Lots of stuff on netflix aobut sharks lately

Renfrew is grim

>>81672737
You'd have to pay me to drink that shite

absolutely lush, these. but the BEST thing about them is...

>>81672749
Embrace clockmaxxxing fren x

>>81672794
...you can use the jars as little candle holders, for your windowsill!

>>81672794
Free Ramekin

>>81672809
Get a load of Mr Interior Designer over here.

>>81672727
dwp de lid

>>81672813
>Free Ramekin
What did he do?

>>81672817
How are they? kek. I dont own any gold coins lid.

>>81672709
Kek I started listening to that song cause of the XFM shows. God, Gervais was always a cunt wasn't he?

>>81672825
Dindu nufin

Free Palestein.
Free our boy L'Jariamus Ramekin.
End of.

>>81672828
just playing along with the dwp lad and how you got the dwp captcha

Wissed af now.s

Might order a webab wraps laterz

>>81672801
What is that? x

>>81672816
seemed very twee but then i noticed just now there inside of the jar is curved, so the candles go to one side on angle. maybe some wax overpours.
>>81672813
might be a better use desu.
>>81672825
lol

cum en i sigh

>>81672780
My fav teacher was frm Paisley nd it seemed out of character cus he really came off as quite posh well just quiet n shy type of person like me thats why i liked him but when i found out he lived in paisley It was like "is that safe for u to be there?" As if being in my school was any better but thats how i thought at the time

>>81672861
I know mate what a coincidence. World gone mad.

>>81672809
Thats quite kewl idea

Found DVDlads IMDB account earlier.

It wasnt that he was from there it was just the fact he choose to continue living there.Nstead of moving somewhere posh here. I just thought teachers are made of money.Nd it was weird to imagine him going back there at the end of each day.Like a warzone in my head.Not that i know much about it in reality.

cor that was a nice tiramisu, not as good as the posh ones, mind. alcohol taste, still.

pregab earlier making me more impulsive, thought about drinking on them, anon-style. click my tiramisu and strawbs... could just get some gin. not going to, haha, but let's just browse...

honestly if they had Opihr gin and it was on special or summat, ordered. tonics and limes/chillies too. maybe a few bottle beers, hell, that BrewDog Mix Pack is fine.

^^^ what could have been ;___; (alkies know the score)

>>81672919
Where's the lie thoughever?
Captcha: DVD82

Hope that lad made it back safe and sound when the DWP forced him to walk to the post box.

>>81672919
Kek. Some good trolling that is. Used to use Letterboxd years ago but it became infested with ethots posting meme reviews for attention. I do love the first Bean movie but Mr. Bean's holiday was bollocks.

>>81672919
cor what a fool doesn't understand that films are black and white on purpose.. my Schindler's List DVD glitched and added some red. unacceptable.

>>81672898
I seen rocky in the kelburn and got drunk on warm cider watching Showaddywaddy in Barshaw park at the paisley festival

>>81672942
Haha. Saw it on Twitter and made me laugh. Also couldnt find the website that it was from so I assumed it was just some film review website.

>>81672954
Lol barshaw park.My d*d took me there when i was wee.That has the wee train n that.

recommend Mary & Max to all the lads who haven't seen it. it good claymation film about Australian girl and her Asperger's pen pal.

>>81672947
A certain poster here was caught out watching colourised version of It's a Wonderful Life once. Had to leave from the shame.
>>81672961
Purposely stupid shit always makes me guffaw.

>>81672963
Aye, and the wee zoo

Nd the cinema that looks the same from the entrance n exit

Been on whiskeys me 4 Steve's birthday

All kicked off xxx

What do you call the group that is middle class white girls that attend glastonbury?
>gold nub earrings
>hair tied back
>jumper
>gillet sometimes

There's specific phenotypes you see when you go from a poor area to a rich area, like within miles you can see this.

>>81672980
> whiskeys
Why? Whisky is much better

>>81672980
Steve's birthday two days in a row was it? Kek.

>>81672986
Fiona

>>81672994
Who does Steve think the is the bloody Queen of England?

Hope my pal Crossy is doing alright tonight. Love you ya wee cunt

>>81673004
BLOODY QUEEN OF SHEBA OVER THERE

>>81672980
danny boy mode tonight?

>>81672967
>colourised version of It's a Wonderful Life
these would be on those weird Sky channels after the Sky ones. maybe TCM, but also ones that just had random old films.

they're fucking WEIRD. i guess earlier colourisations, they had people 'painting in' the colours? but it never quite matches, goes outside the lines of actual people.

magic software tech has improved, but i think some things just look better in black and white.
watch The Daleks in Colour even if you don't care about Doctor Who. sometimes it's cool, probably just how that looked. but they also edited around to make it more accessible to zoomers. tried to make a straightforward prison escape scene into this wacky comedy scene (completely music). some guy explains the war in the story, it's now an epic speech.

it's more like a remix than the promise of just doing it in colour. like a fever dream, might be fun on certain drugs.

Paisley festival
Barshaw gala day
Paisley town centre w/ the steps in the middle n there was a game shop thats probably cex now
Core memories rerturning like when i stayed up all night last year writing about the liminal shopping centre in clydebank but am not getting carried away this time

>>81672881
Normal thought is that time is precious and you should cherish it not waste it, normal thought is that aging is bad.

Clockmaxxing embraces the passage of time. Go forward as fast as possible and don't worry about wasting your prime years etc. just race to the finish line

>>81672965
Looks cute
>>81673007
Thats nice....am ok thanks. Love u x

>>81672833
Yeah, never really did like him, but I guess he had to be there. He's a cunt now, being sanctimonious about his new-found vegan faith.

might have a shit before i go to bed.

Her dad hasn't even made anything private. It's obvious she doesn't want him to know the "situation".

stop playing the cloister bell sound effect just because the TARDIS has a fault that wasn't even a thing back then
stop adding fan scenes of Daleks having a chat if you had to cut real dialogue for runtime and pacing

maybe they took this off iPlayer as THE way to watch "The Daleks" because they were ashamed.
https://archive.org/details/1.-the-daleks-in-colour/1.+The+Daleks+in+Colour.mp4

still probably a good weed/shrooms watch because of all the weird sci-fi city models and things, these early ones felt otherworldly

>>81673075
>Looks cute
it's just really sweet lad. bit sad. so bittersweet.

These Chinese wuxia shows are sick basically live action shonen anime.

Back homes now fuming xxx

Got webab wrap on the waysxxx

Feel like garn off the rails thouugh x

Smackhead mate ringing me ffs. Feel like shit for ignoring him but cba for gear tonight. Just got webab dropped off x

>>81673301
You are always fuming lad. Never seen you just have a good night. The only thing that seems to genuinely bring you happiness is war

Go outside at 4 am, film hospital and waste police resources. Not really against the law is it?

https://youtu.be/JtMzBBBE_Ks

Launch the fhe fucking nukes man

Fuck Israel and Fuck Iran x

Helper are you literally incapable of having a drink and enjoying yourself? You're always causing drama like a teenage girl.

>>81673362
Wont eat you webab if you get a fatty up your nose lad..
Fuck him off.. addictions easy to kick especially coke r kid.. i did it. Didnt want to but after about a week you dont even really want it.. well thats a bit of a lie. I want it all the time.. but i also want the money more so ya know.. you pick one. Be poor and depressed or have a few quid and be a different type of depressed.
What you get fur tea tonight?
I cant wait until tommorow night. Get my first UC payment and its taken fukin tiiime to get to now. Gunna get pissed as fuck.
Qlso looking at a job in Gibraltar because of the guy earlier on. Genuinely considering applying and fucking off out of this shit hole

Love my christian brothers n sisters across the world x

>>81673424
A lot of us on this thread get paid on a tueday.Ave noticed that before.

>>81673477
Wednesday innit but saying tuesday night makes me feel better

Rewatched Ring (1998) tonight. Forgot how simple and slow it is. All about the atmosphere and beautiful shots of island and forests. Never seen Spiral so check that out soon I think (seen Ring 2 though). Funny how it has two sequels. Ring 0 I hear is good too.

>>81673505
Ring 0 birthday is good.One Missed Call is quite underrated i fink.

Reading ukjobs reddit is enough to make never bother considering working. Imagine having to compete with 100 people that want to work for some shit wage.

https://youtu.be/I10MHiejdjc?t=696
120ml mef x Preeeeeeeeeegabbys xx Valium xxxxx then the two diamorphine jags xxxxxxxx

>>81673671
Yah I got the One Missed Call trilogy they are fun.
>>81673719
probs way over 100 for popular jobs

>>81673719
That would never be an issue for me. I am highly skilled and very well paid. You should try it lad. You would never need to compete with anyone

>>81673860
Too late for me lid but proud of you. Me? Skilled at dossing.

Me? I've just decided to never work. I don't really care. I have no chance of getting a job anyway.

My sisters bf will probly be wondering how she could be related to such a freakish spastic.Its gna be a long week.

Am happy to see them n my big cousin too desu but its not that its just the event itself is in a noisy n busy place where all my stpdads family will be there that ave never met before.ITs just a bit intense.Am looking forward to staying in hotel at least.

Neways.......am kinda hungry............honestly could go for chomping on these seeds but theyre for birds

Earlier on today i was feelin a craving for the scent of chlorine water in a swimming pool ~_~

Could be nice in a scented candle

seasideMARK cut ur mams fanny out n eat it.He molest your dad.He a nutter.Dont mess.x

Fink am gna crack n have sum choccy before bed

>>81674114
cor. we all cave. up to you it has to come from you at some point. it sounds like you've been doing (friend has similar problem, texted me to let me know she didn't have chocolate for a week, and i am proud of her!)

don't like that i'm almost a week ket-free but it's not my decision

>>81674151
Toleracne break x

https://youtube.com/shorts/DbBz_d93nUw oh mt dayz tingles from my neck 2 my toes big time

>>81674261
V liminal n spooky i like it

Made new wee fred
Maybe it survive over night maybe not
>>81674391
>>81674391
>>81674391
>>81674391