OK let me ask /r9k/ ...
your brother turns up at your house with a friend (his twin brother) with the full intent on both of them beating the shit out of you...
What would you do?
Picture the scenario, your door is being kicked in with 2 dudes wanting blood.. what would you do?

>context, my dad just died and i told him he's not having my dads motorbike (thats literally what casued the outbreak - he doesnt even have a motorbike licence)

>>81671249 (OP)
just call the police?
damn filter

>>81671249 (OP)
who's name is it on the bike's deed?
who was supposed to get the bike?

>>81671249 (OP)
Threaten them with reason, if they refuse to leave despite the police then call them. You're not a snitch if they're threatening to kill you. If they're there for a fight you have to treat it as if they're out for blood.

>>81671249 (OP)
shoot em

c:

WHO gave you the gall to steal my picture, faggot

Assuming your weaker and smaller than them and a guy. Then i would personally use the school strats and get prepared to tank it. Curl into fetal position and let them at it for a bit untill they get tired and stop. Unless theyre aiming to kill you in which case just get the fuck out of there through a window or something.

>>81671266
based
>>81671273
my name is on the deeds to everything, hence i told him not having it
>>81671278
>You're not a snitch if they're threatening to kill you
thank you
>>81671286
fight me pussy
>>81671302
what. but also he turns up with backup incase things dont go his way, like a bitch

>>81671249 (OP)
Why don't you fist fight them to the death for it, limp wristed faggot

>>81671379
there's two of them, I'd most likely get killed myself

>>81671343
don't get hot with me now, boy. save it for the day of reckoning, you'll need it..

>>81671343
>my name is on the deeds to everything
you've got the law on your side, man
call the cops, lawyer up, and if he really insists you might have to get a gun

inheritance brings out the worst in people, i've been there

>>81671249 (OP)
This sounds like the beginning of a gay porno... have you ever been dp topped?

>>81671444
nice trips. I did call the cops but ofc not pressing charges . I should probably seek a solicitor

>>81671408
Then it's decided, relinquish, shit munching worm