Thread 81671463

back to work edition

prev shift >>81651865

first for needing my butt stuffed.

bratty powerbottom corporate boss twink who has a special attitude toward me

Need to work at a company and get sph humiliated in my face daily during my shift by my hung big penised real men coworkers for me not measuring to company's standarts

Trash day and frozen pizza for dinner, not going out. I must do better again as I've been eating out again recently.

You shall not hornypost.

>>81671589
realistically speaking what happens once you run out of money?

>>81671654
He'll fucking die cause he's a retard. Those cats are suffering everyday.

>>81671664

is not wrong. The short answer is I have no idea. I won't do anything unless there's a provebral boot at my back so I'll likely wait too long to try and find a job, if I can even get and keep one. I seriously wonder if anyone would hire a 35+ year old man without any work history at all, to say nothing of actually working somewhere.

>>81671664
Do you think he'll just starve to death? That's a long road to the grave.
I think realistically speaking he will sell the house and go homeless until the money runs dry. Then he'll starve

>>81671679
I think at some point you'll lose the house because you're not paying taxes,so you should sell your house before it gets to that point. After that you're on your own.
What do homeless people do to survive? Are there any places that give free food?

>>81671757
well the taxes aren't that much and they're once a year. I can't remember off hand what they were this year and don't feel like looking it up but I think it was in the ~1400$ range. If I got down that low I would be in major trouble and couldn't just sell the house that quickly. Likely I'll try and find work when my savings hits 20-30k, which I still have a ways to go before that happens.

>>81671745
He should start selling his bitch ass, I bet if he put at least a fracture of time he wastes here he'd already he a sexy fat groomed whore and his fat ass would have been his source of income and many men would want to fuck it.

>>81671780
You really should dip your toes in the world of investments. You have the key to a lifetime of comfortable neetdom

>>81671868

Stocks are at an all time high right now, knowing my luck if I threw in they'd crash. Don't get my wrong I have thought about it and kinda monitored it but right now I just don't feel it.

>>81671799
you think he's nick avocado? He has too much social anxiety to look at a cashier in the eyes. Don't be silly. You have to be realistic about what he can do

>>81671996

I mean I can go to a store and stuff without much problem, even mumble some small talk. Could I do what he did though? Certainly not and be realistic, if I survive it will be as a wagie maybe supplemented by investments.

YEAH YEAH TAKE IT BITCH, I AM GONNA BRUISE THAT LITTLE FAGGOT HOLE SISSY

>>81672047
You should bleach your asshole to the pinkest lightest hues and body too and play with your pussy on camera and get hair treatment too, now you have an income, no need to thank me

>>81672180

I legit don't even know what color my asshole is, I have never managed to actually see it. I tried a couple times before I got fat but due to lack of a full body mirror I never managed to see it.

I need a yellow bf so bad

>>81671799
>He
Who the fuck is he? How did he get a home and hows he able to afford takeout?

You lads should really post more vocaroos, I like listening to them.

>>81672239
You should let me give your asshole a permanent gape you stupid retarded faggot bitch

>>81672239
Kills the point of an anonymous image board.

I should have waited longer for the frozen pizza, running the oven has made the house so hot I'm sweating with the A/C and fans on full blast. At this point I'm considering a window unit as extra.

that's right cum all over my stupid loser face ugh

>>81672321
can I put on my glasses on you and cum all over your face and call you a nerd?

I remember my hs teacher saying "you really are a nerd aren't you?" when I was struggling to cut up some Styrofoam, I have no idea wtf he meant by that.

In elementary I really struggled with those art projects you do, so much that my 2nd grade teacher openly said 'anon when you mess that up I have some extra materials up here for you'. everyone laughed at me. Likely one of the reasons I ended up so obsessed with being seen as smart. Yep I'm dropping storylore.

Just woke up at 6pm
r9gay is more deranged than before

in elementary school i got locked in a broom closet with the lights out whenever i would "act up"

i remember this kid in my class robert who would make himself throw up in the lunch room to get out of class, he got taken out of school but i stole that move so many times

>>81672876

left or right revisionist? And my god 12 hours? No way any documentary is that long.

building a secret tunnel under anon's house so we have an excape route in case anything ever happens (not that it will)(just in case)

>>81672891
Either, both even
Greatest Story Never Told is good
>>81672905
Ashkenazi anon spotted

>>81672932

Oh that's the nazi one /pol/ likes isn't it? No thank you.

which World of Warcraft expansion does Kenny like the most?

the tranny jannies on /lgbt/ have banned me 3 times in the last month wtf lol

I'm not saying they were the good guys or anything, but there'd be a lot more tall blonde twinks roaming the Earth if they got their way
Do with that what you will

>>81673013

Well I only played live through cata and only 6 months of classic on release but my favorite expansion was wotlk by far. Northrend was comfy and I liked how easy all the dungeons were and I'm going to flak for this but I loved the instance finder since I hated sitting around waiting for groups, but this was also the time I switched from a warrior main to a priest main.

I'd suck dick for a guy that would make me a plate of beef burritos that I can reheat, shit's so fucking good but I have to make them myself.

>>81673234
I hate burritos ...

Imagine being a fallen warrior, injured during a skirmish fighting another faction and losing conscience, to be waken up in a pristine santuary for those who need a heal, in your bed aching and relieved after a good sleep, as priest Story walks into your room. He has come use spells, such as [Greather Heal VII] and [BINDING Heal III] and took a liking in you over your discussions of your lives and duties.
One night he comes to visit you and you start noticing that his garb changed, either it was altered or was it always like this? The way his light robe now exposes his chest, freckled and spotting a few pecks of ginger hair here and there, the way his soft pecs are perked by chains connecting the crest to the mantle, this part of his body luring you feel something stirring like a [Mind Control] taking hold... His broad shoulders, from when he was a warrior just like you before finding the Light, are still strong and stable, able to hold those who need help. His tummy, barely noticeable under the semi translucent fabrics of his outfit, rounds up his torso nicely in a warm inviting manner... His legs, now exposed, are soft tree trunks, a soft layer covering the muscle beneath it, that goes to his feet just as it goes to his round big ass. The bulge in his codpiece is noticeable, lifting and suspending the metal knob and holding it in twitching desperate manner.
He approaches you. You see him spreading his arms, his hug enveloping you and room illuminating. "This is my [Penance]" he says, "This place gets lonely sometimes and I haven't seen anyone like you in a long time...". You understand, ready for a [Thunder Clap], your [Berserker Stance] is standing ready and pushing against your priest's codpiece.
Another [Prayer of Mending]. You understand each other with no words. Story is now howering over you, pulling away on his garb, his most secret entrance now visible. His [Circle of Healing] is teasing you, ready for your [Shattering Throw]... Night you will remember...

>>81671463 (OP)
I know this place is full of self hating fags but honestly have you seen what straight dudes have to deal with? Imagine have no choice but to intermingle with the female species just for sexual pleasure, that sounds like Hell unironically.

>>81672581
>obsessed with being seen as smart
I bet everyone could see you were retarded though

>>81672932
>both
>pretends to be centrist
>Is actually just another /pol/tard
Many such cases

>>81673039
And faggots like you would be culled. Your point?

>>81673399

yeah probably, I can't remember my grades back then but I don't think they were very high or very low. They did want to hold me back in 1st grade I think but of my maturity which as you might guess was very low. Mom of course told them no. This was also the time they diagnosed me with ADD/ADHD which again mom didn't believe I had so I received no treatment.

>>81673341
love this guy, he really gets the messianic complex

>>81673234
I can't fold burritos but how about a black bean and beef quesadilla with cheese on top

>>81673439
So you thought you were so much smarter than everyone else when you were just retarded? Sounds like most people on 4chan to be honest

sex is gross and scary, me and my future bf will NEVER EVER have sex ^_^

>>81673487
what if your fbf rapes you

>>81673487
>I will have a friend
i hope you do

>>81673475

later on in middle and high school I was kinda seen as smart. At least in the normal classes I took and my school was not known for academics. I took one AP class and there I was barely average to below average and I hated the extra work load as by that time I wanted to spend all my time gaming (wow by then) instead of doing schoolwork. It also was in history which I always excelled in at school but that wasn't hard. Even knowing basic concepts and things meant you were light years above your peers.

I'm not going to lie and say my ego wasn't massive though, it was and I saw myself as the smarest in school or close to it. In some cases I considered myself smarter than the teachers as well but that one just 2 of them, both coaches in sports and it was no lie that was their primary job, teaching was secondary.

I took AP American History but did none of the extra work
I'm not doing 30 page packets on a textbook we just read in class to rote memorise trivia, fuck off teacher

>>81673618

This was AP European studies, basically a 100s level college western civ class. It was also my peek fedora period and annoyed the fuck out of everyone by constantly braining up religion to bash it (but only Christianity). Even the teacher who was an atheist himself told me to knock it off but of course I didn't. If it wasn't such a hassle to have a student removed from a course I think he would have.

>>81673422
polpot did nothing wrong pal

>>81673013
for me its gotta be banilla, FRESH

I kinda wish I was a bottom but not really. I have a nice plump butt but don't enjoy penetration or being submissive. Maybe I will power bottom for my fbf...

I'm a top but I have a nice plump butt which is meaningless and does nothing for me since I don't bottom

>>81674501
are you 100% sure about that

>>81674505
Yes and I've even had bottoms compliment my ass multiple times

>sexhaver
fuck off u cant

>>81674501
my plump butt and strong lower body lets me be active and do fun sport-style hobbies like hiking and biking with thirsty twink bitches

>>81674548
My plump butt does nothing for me and no bottoms want me I would rather have a flat ass and be blessed with something else instead

He giving me top and so on and so forth

Me (left) n who

Yeah can you not post pictures of attractive guys or pics of guys together in a relationship because it hurts me mentally seeing it because I know it's something I will never experience

Okay thanks

i want your grandpa's old tube tv. the little one from the kitchen with a built in vhs player. the big heavy one too. and the medium sized one from his bedroom dresser. give them to me

Waiter waiter more boy tummy please!

>>81674576
Your bitch is a demon
She keep eating my semen
Ask her who she fuck with, she say "Hitler, Ye and Jesus"

Niggas be talking about taking my life
Niggas be pussies, they ain't gonna slide

>>81674617
I should start wearing this

>>81674699
post pics if you do

>>81674617
>>81674699
>crop top
cock hungry slut...

Kenneth Dickson and his daisy dukes could turn any nigga gay ong

>>81674754
>>81674790
I'm not a slut! but I am cock hungry,.. would posting myself in shorts make me a slut?

>>81674816
No

But maybe post it in my dms instead

>>81674861
ok! yay! [this wasn't original]

Favorite image on the planet at the moment
How are the eurogays doing this summer

>>81674903
send discord you non slut shorts poster

I have just been reminded that I will never meet a gay twink in short shorts or even see one irl and I will continue to spend the rest of my life alone

>>81674961
uuuh ok! once I actually buy them :P

>>81674978
They're on amazon lol

>>81674968
A fellow cali anon I see!

>>81674968
This doesn't matter when you're in a hot arid climate like california with low humidity try having those heat levels but with 80% to 100% humidity like in a real state

Anybody in this thread want to date me? I'm not gay but at this point anyone will do. I'm incredibly lonely and incredibly clingy. I'm getting desperate. I can't be alone any longer I'm seriously gonna kill myself.

Every time a straight faggot dies an angel gets its wings :3

>>81675007
Are you a white bottom twink with blue eyes?

Do you guys like my new lego?

>>81675007
just name your favorite vegetable and we'll find the right boy for you

>>81675007
I swear to god this surge of totally not gay posters is just one particularly closeted robot

Carefully coordinated psyop

>>81675065
I'm actually not gay though but what this guy said is pretty gay and I'd never say something like that because I'm a strict straight top that's only interested in straight sex with cute bottoms so don't lump me in with him

>>81675027
>white
No.
>bottom
I guess I can be if you want.
>twink
No, I'm kind of overweight. I can lose weight if you want though, I don't mind changing.
>blue eyes
No.

>>81675042
Bell pepper.

>>81675065
My post is 100% in earnest. I can't bear to be alone anymore and I'm really close to suicide. Girls pay absolutely no attention to me at all and my standards are noclipping through the floor. I'll take anyone who will take me and be grateful for them. I just need someone, anyone, to give me a fucking chance.

>>81675151
plenty of lonely fags here who would never in a thousand years consider go straight out of loneliness, but whatever. If you really wanted to give men a try that bad you could just go to the dating apps and get to know what being a girl on tinder feels like
But I guess today all you want is anonymous attention

>>81675245
>plenty of lonely fags here who would never in a thousand years consider go straight out of loneliness, but whatever.
They're not lonely enough. For me, isolation is devastating. Every second spent alone is like being set on fire. Maybe everybody doesn't need affection quite as much as I do but for me it's the most important thing in the world.
>If you really wanted to give men a try that bad you could just go to the dating apps and get to know what being a girl on tinder feels like
I use 4 different dating apps. Still no luck. I'm just casting as wide a net as possible.

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>>81675270
>use 4 different dating apps
Set to men? And you get less attention there than you do here? Hard to believe

>>81675333
Set to everyone. Everyone blocks/ghosts me after talking to me for a little bit. No one wants to go any further than initial introductory conversations.

i'm sleepy, talk to you freaks later

>Why'd you reply to my post of the previous thread by replying to the OP
Because I'm late to everyhting.

My point still kinda stands though thats kinda contradictory of what schizoid is

he wants to bite me so I become "marked"
what tf do I do???

>>81675031
Why are two of the heads missing?

>>81676767
Everyone can want love anon.

>>81678011
Sure, I want to love, but I can't. The idea is nice, but in reality, can't happen.
Schizoids don't desire relationships

>>81678032
Hm then why are you in this thread?

>>81678033
To reply to what you said, I don't lurk here if thats what you're asking.

lurking in anons underwear drawer

>>81677471
>what tf do I do???
well do you want that? it sounds kinda cute in a "I'll be blissfully ignorant to the fact this guy will probably murder me" way

>>81677998
Kitbashed characters, I need to order the two heads for them.

streamer bf who proudly introduces me to his viewers

I fell in love with the nitrous

Running a YouTube channel together with bf would actually be cool.
>Oh yeah babe you owned him so badly~he says as he edits your video

I been through hell to get here and it turns out I'm still only a the enterence

Honestly why are you a faggot? Were you guys diddled or something
>i was born this way
Stfu and give the real reason.

How can I be homophobic I blew his fucking brains out

Niggas will love you but hate you cause they can't be you.

he got mad cuz i called it cute instead of hot or handsome...

Maybe this is a good year to start a world (european) tour

>>81678842
I got boners to naked cartoon men like Samurai Jack even as a kid. Never got molested or assaulted. I don't know what else to tell you.

>>81679201
Even the idea of long travel trips like that exhausts me. I need my home comforts.

Bottoms are even attracted to cartoon characters that are chads
It's never been more over for us non chad trucels

Game time started

Also have a fetish for men exposed but with clothing still on thanks to all the scenes where Jack gets his clothes ripped or torn. Thanks Cartoon Network

>>81678688
>>81678514
that would be really cool, maybe my fbf will take advantage of my editing skills and get me to not be so lazy so I actually finish projects.

>>81678842
I could ask you the same question; why are you straight?
>inbefore muh nature
homosexuality is very common in nature as well.

>>81679324
Same but I wanna visit friends for few days and leave my country for once. I very much relate tho, I can't wait to get home as soon as I leave to do anything and don't really leave the house more than once a day otherwise it's super annoying.
>>81679398
I wish I wasn't tech illiterate and knew how to edit but thanks to not growing up with a good pc I never learned. When I tried as an adult it was so annoying and complicated. I only enjoyed writing scrips for videos I never made. I still have them somewhere with timestamps and notes for which clips/pics/music to use where.

>>81679466
>not growing up with a good pc
when I was a kid I didn't have a PC I could regularly use till I was a teen, and even then it was some grocery store prebuilt that couldn't run much better than minecraft, but I still pushed through my limits and learned how to use vegas pro because I wanted to make videos so bad. I've come a long way since then but just wish I wasn't so lazy. I think I've made some pretty good stuff but I'm still no where near pro level.

>>81679466
what are your scripts about btw? I've written a few I haven't made into anything because I don't like hearing my own voice.

>>81679466
I'd subscribe to your channel

>>81679545
>>81679201
I want him to give me a footjob while he has a bratty smug look on his face and he's saying mean things to me

Ikr
Believe it or not I know 'moochie irl

>>81679571
Is he single? could you introduce me?

The difference in temperature is fucking insane. The air here is so dry and hot and I have to be outside. This is the time I could get ready for a long walk or run usually. I love summer. I'm going to enjoy next few months.
>>81679496
Well it's good to be passionate so you have that at least. I stopped giving a shit and I am lazy.
>>81679539
Usually responses to stupid videos I seen. For example super eyepatch wolf made a really bad bleach video where he completely missunderstood Ichigo and literally said something like "durrr having goals makes you a good character" among other dumb points. This was years ago and someone eventually made a response which pretty much brought up everything I've been saying for years at that point so that made me happy. I love internet slapfights!

Other than that some parody reviews (this was when "is this kids movie secretly fascist" trend was semi popular).

I eventually got bored of finishing scripts so I had an idea about making "a video that never was", like writing the opening paragraph and skipping around making some disconnected points so it feels like a lost/damaged tape. Like a trailer for a video I'll never make.
>I've written a few I haven't made into anything because I don't like hearing my own voice
About what?
Also yeah that's the other thing I'd write these super funny and epic jokes but delivering the in my voice just doesn't land like I'd want. And reading a fucking script and listening to it sounded so fake and didn't like the process.
>>81679545
T-thanks.
>>81679559
Good taste

It's a lot harder to talk about something you're passionate about, be it a game/anime/whatever media because you want it to be perfect and convey your feelings in the best way possible but it's never good enough.

>>81679820
>someone eventually made a response which pretty much brought up everything I've been saying for years
I feel that.
>Like a trailer for a video I'll never make
that sounds cool, sometimes I joke about people making media just to lose it on purpose
>About what?
mostly just leafyishere style videos dunking on freaks online, I've got one that I will for sure finish about a few youtubers who I hate.
>it sounded so fake
I'm thinking I'm just gonna write down a few talking points then just try to talk normally so it sounds better.

I'll never watch in person, a cute twink drink a refreshing glass of soda...

You ever argue with yourself in your head about pointless things pretending to dunk on someone else
I'm doing it right now

I want a cute gay twink bottom to bully me in a sexual way but instead they all bully me in an abusive way and make me feel depressed

>>81679888
>feel that
Yeah...bitter sweet
> I joke about people making media just to lose it on purpose
They definitely do (at least some) but making it like that on purpose is kinda gay and cringe
>mostly just leafyishere style videos dunking on freaks online, I've got one that I will for sure finish about a few youtubers who I hate
Cool, those were the days. That's something I could get behind. Can r9gay get a tease?
>I'm thinking I'm just gonna write down a few talking points then just try to talk normally so it sounds better.
That's smart and that's what I'd do if I wasn't autistically set on having it formulated in the best way I can to avoid pauses and rambling.

Cute dog and cute cat! Frens :D

>>81679959
Only when it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep

>>81679986
>can r9gay get a tease?
https://voca.ro/1l03L30L0ktV
I'm really soft spoken so an issue I run into a lot is turning the gain all the way up on voice recordings.

>>81679959
Sure
>>81680129
Pretty funny, better than expected

Cute voice
You sound a bit like this tf2 playing monarchist chud I enjoy on youtube

>tf2 playing monarchist chud
Literally me but I don't post on youtube

>>81678842
incurable cock fetish. i hate myself too.

thanks guys, means a lot, maybe I will finish that video after all :D

>>81680775
You can hate yourself but love and accept your place in the LGBT wagon

More like the g wagon

>>81680911
i don't think there's a flag for prison gay cocksexual degenerate.

>>81680939
There's a flag for everything. If you come up with a subset sexuality previously unheard of, the moment you will it into existence, a new flag is born

>>81680992
i don't think it would be wise to tell the whole world i'm not trugay and just a mindbroken incel.

I look like this and I do this what subset is this

>>81681007
>mindboken incel in denial
The truest of all homos

>>81681022
You jerk it to yourself?

also blue eyes and black hair is precious

>>81681022
i do this sometimes after i exercise but in a sweaty muscly way since i'm a top

>>81681022
lmao gay fags can not be saved

>feeling confident and sexy about your own body
can't relate.

t. 3/10 subhuman

>>81681172
sorry i'm fucked in the head and ass

>>81681194
it's a good thing to be confident as long as you're not ugly like me.

I have a hung bottom fetish. Should I kms?

>>81681262
plenty of bottoms have monster dicks, according to the internet at least based on my research.

>>81681201
At least you aren't lavenderanon. You should be glad you're not an ugly disgusting beast like him. I heard some men died from disgust after seeing him remove his facemask. Ohiao men are a different breed.

>>81681262
Yes you should. But if you think that's bad try being into feminine dom tops.

>>81681286
I'm one sadly

>>81681262
Every bottom I've talked to has had a dick either my size or larger and has made fun of me and rejected me for having a small penis (7 inches) so you should be fine

I want a fem top with a huge dick to top me, masc bottom with a smaller dick.

>>81681297
i feel your pain brother, as a fellow 7"x5" micro penis haver. hopefully you at least have the girth i lack.

Would you date a boy like me? Please validate me I need you to say yes so I can feel better about myself. I really need you strangers to say you would date someone who is like me. Please.

I became a nazi and bitch I'm the villain

>83kg
Nice, I thought I gained weight so that's a positive surprise.

>>81681322
Mine is 7"x6" and they still make fun of me I guess you need an 8 inch schlong minimum in order to date a bottom in this day and age

Having an e bf is sad bros like yeah i love him but it feels so bad I have to wait so long to have sex :(

I tried having an e-bf once and he rejected me for being too short
Like a bottom doesn't even know what I look like or even want to talk to me digitally based on my height

I'll never ever have sex

>>81681368
>and they still make fun of me
all the more reason for me to never bother trying to have sex i guess.

>>81681405
I will never ever have sex because of my tiny uncircumcised 7 inch penis I might as well just chemically castrate myself because at least then I won't have these desires and feelings and bottoms will no longer be able to reject me for having a small penis

brad is a bottom

>>81681403
Thats rough buddy but for every bottom thats petty theres 10 more who are dtf so dont worry about it

>>81681480
women and bottoms both want it to stretch to the point of hurting during sex. i am convinced the submissive mental illness makes them equate ass/vagina splitting pain with pleasure. even if it comes at a cost at least chad came inside them.

>>81681538
No you don't understand he will never have sex because he will never have sex because he will never have sex because

>>81681666
bottoms and women are chad onry

>>81681480
True, I keep attracting men with the most enormous cunt obliterators in existence, it's a curse.

>>81681765
they must browse this board. cause 99% of this board and many others has dudes with top 1% dicks. i don't know why we're lead to believe that the average is as small as it is when bottoms and women have all been with plenty of dudes with monster dicks.

They had an Optimus and Megatron wedding in China, what is going on and why wasn't I invited?!

I took off my cage to shave and clean up down there and decided to try prone jerking off but after about an hour of being out of my cage I just felt anxious and had to put it back on without even getting hard.

wouldn't be surprised if the average cage wearing sissy dickmogged me nowadays.

>>81682004
I'm 4 inches, I'm not mogging anyone nonny

>>81681955
thanks for reminding me to shave but did we really need to hear all this

>>81682129
I guess not,.. no... I'll keep it to myself next time O.o

>>81682126
4 inches soft?

>>81682257
no............ fully erect.

>>81682289
the rare 1% of this site that isn't hung like a horse... we're kindred spirits i guess.

My dick is 6 inches and decently girthy but I'm a bottom with phimosis

>>81682412
brvh I have phimosis too, it's over.

phimosis is literally a nonissue. look up stretches you can do in the shower and if it's not working still then go to a doctor and get steroid cream and keep doing the stretches. it might take months or over a year but it's just something you do 10 minutes a day. it's not a sprint it's a long process.

Wash under your foreskins you stinky fucks.

>>81682451
my foreskin was removed because i was born 10 years too early. zoomers have no idea how lucky they have it. if i was born in 2002 instead of 1992 i would absolutely still have my foreskin. the removal of it also gave me a foreskin fetish. i don't blame jews i blame the stupid fucking oldass doctor that took the nuclear option when i was a kid instead of just waiting. i am glad he died of cancer years ago and i hope he died a long drawn out painful death.

>>81675367
How can i add you

>>81682451
I'm trying! I think I was just born to be a bottom

>>81682520
STRETCH YOUR FORESKIN YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE. phimosis is a privilege, just like how going grey with a head full of hair instead of being bald is a privilege.

Love my bfs foreskin covered non-phimosis dick

>>81682541
I'm sorry! I'll try harder, I don't wanna be out of my cage for long so I'll be sure to do it more often :(

>>81682556
literally just 10 minutes a day. pinhole phimosis has been cured with rings and stretches. no excuses, just laziness.

I have phimosis but I'm too lazy to fix it

bf is gonna have to appreciate my kkk hood penis

I reckon I could circumcise the whole r9gay in one swing if they were stacked up neatly

>too nice to people and never get treated with the same respect or consideration
>not being nice enough just means people leave
im not an emotional support sponge you fagssssss reeeeeeeeeeeeee

why do so many people say all you need to be to get laid is white. as if endless ugly white men like me don't exist.

Slovakia or Slovenia and why?

Dildo users and caged trannies need to kill themselves

I want my bottom fbf to have a huge monster cock but never uses it and it has phimosis

I want my short shota top to have cute feet

>>81683206
>>81683240
So fucking trve
>>81683182
Slovenia
Access to the Adriatic, neighbors Austria

>>81683240
I'm a tall twink top with ugly feet so it may be over for me

>>81683249
What's so cool about Adriatic?
>Austria
Larping historeeeeee autist or not?

>>81683249
>anti trannies and sex toys
Was bunnymutt always this based

>>81674578
Meeeeee :3 (except i'm uncut)

>>81682839
>im not an emotional support sponge you fagssssss reeeeeeeeeeeeee
I dealt with this shit so much as a teenager and the clearpill for this is just to let them leave, even if you care about them, even if you'll be alone, let them leave if they don't like you in your default natural state.
You have to care about yourself too, because if you don't who the fuck will? maybe someone will but you'll just keep playing up the "nice" part of you regardless of how you feel, keep forcing yourself to do things you don't want to do for others, until you burn a bridge because you're too exhausted to perform.
Be a human, not an idol.

Meow I'm a stupid cow noooooooo meow

>>81683293
Access to the sea is incredibly important, beaches are cool
>Larping historeeeeee autist
Yes but it's also a very beautiful place
If I had to be born anywhere else it'd be Austria or Switzerland

Meow meow give attention meow mooooooo

>>81683309
If you're white and uncut you get a pass

What hair color would this be considered? Auburn?

Dirty blonde?

>>81683425
It looks more ginger than blond to me desu desu

r9gay needs an eye exam

>>81683417
We call that desperate hair color kys

r9gay needs a pp exam

>>81683445
damn nigga okay I see how it is ...

please report to the mess for penis inspection at 1800 today

Meow meow wherrrr husbman bf waaah

r9gay fight club

>>81683531
This but it's just me wailing on all the bottoms and kicking them while down

>>81683546
They'd like that thoughever

>>81683591
They wouldn't because I'm not chad

I'd get into a fight with a bottom and they'd say "ew you're giving me the ick i'd rather have my head caved in with a brick by chad instead"

Hmm who does that remind me of

it's just in a place i never need to go, why? why does anyone need to know anything about anyone else?

I feel the warm tears run down my face
as the memories flow through my head.
My hands are shaking, my body's quivering,
as I try to close my eyes and make it go away.
I am alone and I can feel the emptiness crawling through my body.
I only wish I knew
where heartache would end and the memories would fade away

>>81683531
https://youtu.be/iH1_WcR9QKg
I would easily beat everyone here up badly. Y'all are 5'3 weaklings. Would probably cry if I flicked your forehead.

>>81683639
Meow me I'm a stupid whore yay meow

Meow me I'm a stupid whore for BBC yay meow

>>81683736
Still employed, you marsupial?

>>81683761
Me except with mini m&m's

>>81683302
I hate trannies and sextoys and both of those things are bottom coded they are just another evil created by the evil heartless bottoms

bottoms like me are not evil! #notallbottoms

The top bottom conflict does not concern me
Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia

Which one do you like better r9g

>>81683841
Wash your dirty nasty african looking feet you ape

>>81683850
I like walking barefoot :(

Homicidal urges rising

>>81683883
this nigga literally asking to get raped.

>>81683761
Meow yeah meow where penis yay

>>81683761
Woops I mean unemployed meow I'm not allowed to work now yay

>>81683930
When your shrink ordered light duty stop so you can go back to work full time?

>>81683955
I wish the state subsidised my NEETdom too.. I hate this country

Meanwhile I'm almost certain I'm losing my medicaid thanks to trump and the republicans. Hope my heart meds don't cost a ton.

Based, I finally got what I voted for
When it rains, it pours

I just hope I never get the beetus, if I had to take insulin like mom did and had to pay out of pocket I'd be broke in a little of no time.

I'm a staunch monarchist if the king is a twink

also medicare isn't going anywhere, boomers have all the political power so Trump isn't going to do anything to make them upset.

>>81684024
>tfw no bf to call me king

Our debt to gdp is at WW2 levels and we aren't even fighting a cool war yet
We're fucked no matter what

>>81684014
You're always out of pocket unc bitchass

Reading comics was a lot slower and boring than it used to. Didn't read nearly as much as I wanted for today. I'm so tired, feels like a day wasted.

>>81684151
underrated post, you COOKED with this one lil bro!

You gonna take that shit sitting down, Kenny?

I just nutted twice to cute twink bottom porn

God I fucking hate bottoms so fucking much

>>81684038
When did you decide to become a twink, your majesty? Is there some kind of moving backstory like with superhero origins?

>>81684191

what can I do against such reckless zoomerisms I barely understand and wouldn't without urbandictionary?

>>81683841
Left looks cooler

https://youtu.be/BJcI6ah_res
Found meows secret YouTube channel

I'm on a two day accidental no fap and it made me not wanna touch my peen or get horny

>>81684200
I am just a skinny boy

Bottoms rubbing butts together
Tops rubbing dicks together
That is all

>>81684007
me accelerating the collapse of the empire so we can rise from the ashes

I have brought...twinks...to my new empire

I'd trade my height to have a big dick goddamn

Now I know how pooners must feel.

Gays who are only gay for gay sex and not for gay love aren't true gays

I want gay cuddling after busting my gay load from my gay balls in my gay bf's gay ass

Meow I'm trugay yay where bf to rape me

Is there something like a zodiac compatibility chart but for mental illness?

>>81684417
DSM-5

Lithuania or Latvia?

>>81684482
Latvia

I've been watching a bit too much porn and I am starting to develop a cuck fetish (being the bull), how the fuck do I get rid of this? I'm otherwise normal and loving.

tops have it better because they self-improve way easier than bottoms!

It's too late for you, slice your artery open

If a bottom rejects me for being too short how do I self-improve myself into being 6 feet tall?

AUNTIE GAVE ME 40 BUX CHAT!!!

Gay bottoms would literally rather be pegged by women then have sex with me so not only do I have to compete with chad in order to have sex but I also have to compete with women just to find a bottom
I hate all bottoms and hope they die painful lonely deaths

somebody hide the legos

>>81684645
What is your dating strategy?
How do you approach guys?

>>81684677
I message gay boys online and talk to them for a while and then I describe myself to them then they reject me based on my physical features that I just described to them

Dumping birth control meds in the local sewer system to feminize all the boys in the region

>>81684649
why would you do a thing like that

>>81685092
He's a bottom he likes to hide them by stuffing them up his ass

I think I gain sexual pleasure from trolling / annoying people online.

I miss when youtube was full of sociopaths trolling little children in call of duty modern warfare 2

>>81685297
it still is, the korean savage dropped a nuke on a special needs lobby like 3 years ago and because of SBMM every big cod youtuber records their footage playing against special needs children

I miss when I was young and naive and believed that bottoms were capable of empathy and compassion

I really miss when griefing content was so common, ruining the fun for losers is funny.

You guys have brain worms

How do I cope with being an autistic twink incel?

>>81685545
If you are a bottom you can just fix your problem by having sex but if you're a top you're screwed and there's nothing you can do sorry

>>81685551
>if you're a top you're screwed and there's nothing you can do sorry
Yea, it's over...

Chat how true is this

i love being autistic
i hate normies

the autism itself is a boon, it's discrimination that's the problem

disorganized boys with messy rooms

>>81685951
I'm organized. Probably cause I'm autistic. But I do have a habit of throwing random shit in a drawer to keep it out of sight.

>>81685551
>if you're a top you're screwed
The opposite of that is the truth

>>81684697
what if the boys who rejected you are just a few outliers and not fair representatives of the whole? Specially if you're messaging people from places like this

Brad you still carry this or nah

>>81684014
Your diet isn't helping.
What happens to diabetics who can't afford insulin over there? They just die?

>>81686073
>They just die?
painfully. my gramps had diabeetus, even with insulin he eventually had a foot rot off and amputated, and then he died

>>81686066
Surprised you got that, yea sometimes.

I made the mistake of eating spaghetti and now my GERD won't let me sleep

im tired of dealing with women and i want to become gay. can someone here send me a tutorial on how to become gay please. thanks.

Do tops even qualify as homosexual?
Most of them are only into hairless, hrt'd, femboys who wear thigh highs and girls clothes.
The only difference between femboys and women is that with soft troons you only do anal, and instead of squirting they shoot cum (if they still can) out of their perma soft cock.
total top fucking death

what about femboy x femboy is that gay or straight

lesbianism at best, obviously

Looking at nice smooth cocks - my hobby

>>81687112
nice smooth cocks in your stomach

>>81687126
sounds exquisite

boys smooth everywhere but they got a fuzzy bush..

>>81687132
let me make your dreams come true ;)

>>81687153
am drooling at the thought

>>81687157
I just want a nice, cute r9gay robot boy to make into my husband and personal slut, is that too much to ask for???

>>81687178
>Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
>Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
>Seven, talk a big game till' you're naked
>Only six seconds and I had to fake it
>Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
>Three, you still got mommy issues
>Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
>One, I hate the fact that you made me love you

>your friends must suck if they think you're cool
>a sloppy drunk, obsessed with his juul
>keep buying bottles, with your daddys money
>and i don't know how i fell for your shit

>you gross me out, now i've got the ick
>and i've got a list
>of why you don't get to fuck me

>>81687178
Am too white and nerdy for you

>>81687222
A black woman wrote this

>>81687241
Yea that's perfect

Come over here and let me smooch you

I haven't pooped in 2 days and I'm getting worried.

>>81687263
chew gum
drink coffee
exercise
If none of those help then get laxatives

you guys don't understand he's 18 and still hasn't gotten a boyfriend, it's basically over for him at this point. nothing can make up for this. the only logical next step is to rope, which he's bound to do given enough time.
so please stop being so incosiderate and selfish, and remember that there is a real human on the other end of the screen!!!

>>81687268
I pooped just now. Thanks anyways anon.

>>81687751
>18
Haha yeah 18 is so old. Nobody in these threads is in their mid thirties at this point and still in the same boat. Definitely not!

>>81687751
I love this meme :3

>>81684556
Being my bf would help a lot. I'm developing a massive cuck fetish and I want a bf that I can watch being fucked/fucking someone. Please we're already like star crossed lovers

if i see ONE more zoomer with the zoomerfro i'm gonna

I'm sorry anon, but I see you as nothing more than a skinny little snack

More active I am less hungry I get. When I'm in bed for most of the day I get quite hungry but moving around and drinking water non stop actually kills my desire for food. I've been awake for almost 4 hours and still not really hungry. Used to eat almost as soon as I wake up.

Im scared my 18 yr bf will leave me bros

I finally got a bf but he's 21 and I'm 29. Is that too large of a differnence?

>>81688115
Just threaten to do something crazy if he does. There, problem solved.

>>81688128
no
age gap crap doesn't apply as much to two men anyway because men generally have camaraderie and mutual maturity

just three more dates and i get to see his feet! ^_^

>>81688148
Thanks anon I was really stressed about it. I really like him, but I thought I was grooming and being a shit human being.

I saw him, my fbf, in a dream today and he was absolutely real! He was so nice and lovely, very cute and cunning, his skin was so nice and clean and soft, deep dark tan I think. His hair was very good too, a crown of short curly unruly black locks, alternatively he had longer white hair falling on his cute big ears to cover it from wind. We were standing in a wheat field, next to the forest to our right and were walking hand by hand. He was dressed in simple clothes and I kept looking at how comfortable he was with his big puff chest and arms, his small waist with a tummy and thick twink neck. It was autumn and he wasn't freezing at all, which wasn't the case for me, then he hugged me and looked in my eyes and I woke up... I can tell a guy like him is practically looking for me, a nasty ugly old pos, it's what is bound to happen.

>>81688128
If he's a top then it's not only ok but actually right and just, if he's a bottom then it's a bit questiinable but his decision anyway

>>81688165
if it makes you feel better i have a similar age gap with my bf from the younger perspective and never felt like he was taking advantage of me or grooming me, been together 5+ years

And who exactly gave you permission to cum, young mister?

>>81688199
r9gay is healing...

good night bros, see you on the other side

he is literally perfect

Sneaky is gross. He eats fast food every day and burps and farts openly on stream

he is Iiterally perfect

>>81683397
Oh hell yeaaaah
>>81684293
Bottoms rubbing dicks together too

jerma could get it

>>81685545
Move to europe and top me

>>81688425
Jerma is gross. That was a lie, he looks like a dom top

will never be in a gay relationship with a cute gay guy but at least i wouldn't have to worry if the pants i bought for my bf will fit around his big bulge and big ass and his tummy...

r9gay in the cage

>>81688620
not a fan, I deserve to be a free range boyslave

>>81688603
Maybe you can have a relationship with an ugly gay instead?

>>81688628
free range but on a leash

>>81686722
>Most of them are only into hairless, hrt'd, femboys who wear thigh highs and girls clothes.
This is just /r9gay/ though.

>>81688165
>21 yo
>being "groomed"
American puritanism is a disaster

>he always acts bratty around me
what could it mean?

>>81688199
The younger one being a top? That's absurd

>>81688266
where's your bf now

>>81688817
on computer. he got me cake

>>81688838
You mean he's there with you? Like you are physically together?

>>81688838
a bf who buys you cake isn't a good bf

>>81688838
Ldr e relationships don't count

>>81688872
nta but why? Is it because of the failure rate? :(

Need my bf to ride me until I bust

21 year olds are very impresionable and naive, you can basically tell them anything and they'll beleive it no questions asked. its really easy to mess with them

>>81688846
yh
>>81688851
what's a good bf

>>81688128
Based if he's the top cringe if he's a bottom
>>81688155
Underrated post

>>81686065
Actually despite guys here wanting to dox me and threatening me repeatedly they were actually nicer to me then the other people I've messaged online
Bottoms are just evil and manipulative it doesn't matter what community you're messaging them in

>>81689006
Well its just that bottoms know they are actually the ones with power so theyre more likely to manipulate you
Bottoms are similar to women in that they use their body to get what they want
It is what it is

>>81689040
It's not our fault tops and men in general are so horny for our bodies they'll do anything to fuck us

>>81688882
no, it's because it isn't real. It's not real until you meet each other in real life and make it so.
You can't experience romance over a computer screen.

r9gay has grown more based as of late

>>81688891
that's just you, no?
>they'll beleive it no questions asked
Like boomers on the internet, are they being groomed too?

>>81689040
It's not nice when a bottom pretends to show interest in you and you invest your time and feelings into them only for them to manipulate you and when it happens over a dozen times back to back it starts to make you feel discouraged and feel like giving up
>>81689053
>bottoms incapable of taking responsibility for their actions

>>81689006
are you canadian by chance anoner

>>81689086
No I'm europeaner by chance

>>81689053
Spoken like a true woman
Bottoms are mentally women theory being validated again


>>81689062
Ok but if he fucks someone while we are talking its definitely cheating right? :(

>>81689006
>Bottoms are just evil and manipulative it doesn't matter what community you're messaging them in
It does, actually. You haven't messaged most bottoms, only a handful of them in very niche and obscure places like this. Even if they treated you as badly as you say, they don't represent every gay guy in the scene. You said it yourself that there were nice people messaging you.
You probably just want to feel sorry for yourself and you haven't really tried as much as you say. You probably got rejected by one or two people and you took it to heart and let it destroy your self esteem. Very common with autists

>>81689040
>bottoms know they are actually the ones with power
It's amazing how your opinions on the dating scene are the exact opposite of the truth.
It's like you haven't ever tried irl dating and all your opinions are delusions you get from this place.
Bottoms vastly outnumber tops

>>81689084
>Over a dozen times
I doubt that. Your mistake is investing your time anonymously in people from here or discord or any other hellhole instead of actually trying real life dating.

>>81689113
Its not vastly

>>81689102
>while we are talking
You really think that constitutes a relationship? You conversing with another anonymous faceless stranger on the internet?
You gotta get real

>>81689121
First off its not vastly probably more like 55-45
You say bottoms vastly outnumber tops because you spend your time in bottom heavy spaces like this but thats not reality

Second off yes bottoms are the ones with powet because just like women they will absolutely manipulate you because they know we are horny and will go the extra mile for sex its just how they are

>>81689125
It is, though. It's like 80% bottoms most of the time, with luck. It can go up to 95% depending on the day.
Your opinions are so far from reality it shows how little experience you have, and how you never tried

>>81689113
It doesn't matter if bottoms outnumber tops if bottoms only want sex with chad
>>81689105
>>81689121
You're wrong shut up and kys hue
>>81689086
Why were you asking if I'm a canadian and all that anyways?

>>81689132
We have seen each others faces, and we like each other. I know we arent officially a thing but we have a connection

Good morning patriots
Where's the vers representation at

It's the bottom's natural place to be selfish and the top's natural place to want to provide for his bottom. This plays into sex dynamics where it's the time when the top gets to take it out on his selfish bottom.

>>81689084
Yes i agree with u anon but just to remind you bottoms are women brained. Look at how they argue here, they even argue like women.

>>81689141
>First off its not vastly probably more like 55-45
Delusional take from someone without experience.
The ratio is closer to 5:1. You dispute that because you are delusional and without experience.
Everytime you pretend that bottoms somehow are the selectors of gay sex, you're outting yourself as an inexperienced virgin who has never tried real life dating. Out there, outside of this place, bottoms are begging tops for attention, not the other way around.

>>81689168
Thats not and has never been the case go on grinsr bottoms are the ones with crazy standards they act juat like women and you know it
You just defend them because you yourself are a bottom

>>81689165
Bottoms actually treat me worse and act worse in general compared to any woman I've met they really are horrible creatures
>>81689158
Except if you aren't chad then you never get to take it out on the bottom and you're just left emotionally abused and scarred because all bottoms are manipulative scum that deserve to die

>>81689148
What connection? If he blocked you on discord today you'd have no means to contact him anymore. That's what will happen eventually.
This isn't a valid connection, that's more like an addiction where you get your loneliness itch fixed for a brief moment, but it doesn't last because he's not there with you when you need him. He's far far away and instead of investing your time in a real life relationship, you waste it with another one of these anonymous flings.
Be honest. This is not your first one.

>>81689195
Damn I wouldnt go that far Ive also been dumped by a bottom or two but theyve never treated me that bad maybe you just have really bad luck anon

>>81689141
>because you spend your time in bottom heavy spaces like this
Delusional. Unlike you, I don't base my views on places like this.
It's real life, anon. The real dating world. That's where bottoms vastly outnumber tops. That's where tops are fighting for top's attention.
You don't see it because you are severely detached, abd you haven't tried real life dating ever

I can't get hard to vanilla anymore hehe

>>81689144
But bottoms don't only want chad, that's another one of your completely misguided, detached from reality ideas.
Bottoms get what they can, they don't hold the power nor the numbers. It's tops who can choose who they sleep with.
Your opinions are all upside down because you don't speak from experience, but from your delusions alone

>>81689144
You're wrong and you haven't tried real life dating and got absolutely traumatized by the few times you were rejected anonymously. You're dumb

>>81689236
I just can't imagine there are that many bottoms out there. I'm desperate for a bottom but I'm all alone.

Truegay switches sorry not sorry

>>81689205
If I had any luck at all I wouldn't be attracted to bottoms and my life would instantly be 100x easier and more enjoyable but sadly I'm attracted to them and been forced to engage socially with these disgusting creatures and I hate it and I hate them

>>81689180
>Thats not and has never been the case go on grinsr bottoms are the ones with crazy standards
Literally delusional, detached from reality.
Go to grindr and see the ratio of 10 bottoms for every top, I beg you.
>Generalizing every bottom on grindr
We get it, you were absolutely traumatized by being rejected by a bottom here once. That does not reflect the behavior of most bottoms in the dating scene. They are desperate. Absolutely desperate. And tops get to choose which flavor of desperation they want.
You simply have never tried

>>81689254
That's because you have never tried real life dating and you take your opinions from your own delusional misconceptions and bizarre places like this.
I urge you to try

>>81689280
Again Sorry but I have no clue how you can say bottoms are desperate when they are basically the women in gay dating scene

Maybe try dating men and not women with dongs so you dont get the turbo hypergamy experience

>>81689265
You have never engaged with bottoms outside of this place a few couple times. You are severely detached from reality and you want to feel sorry for yourself like a typical incel.
Even if you were the ugliest man alive you could still find bottoms way above your league because that's how imbalanced the top/bottom dynamic is. This is gay dating 101. You disagree because you know nothing about real life dating. You're too busy being a bittercel anonymously

>>81689265
Im with you anon but its just how we are theres no point in getting mad

>>81689308
That would explain everything. This loser is chasing traps and trannies and being completely mogged by the prison gay competition

>>81689310
I've talked to and engaged with gay bottoms irl stop telling lies to support your view and disregarding everything I say without proof to support your argument also kys huebot gay bottom defense force

>>81689294
Once again your opinion is the exact opposite of reality. That's how delusional you are.
Tops hold the sort of selective power that women have in gay dating, and you could prove that with one swift visit to the dating apps. You are simply detached, delusional and inexperienced

>>81689334
Its not possible for tops to be the ones with power as bottoms are the ones who we have to persuade to consent with us

Please God where do I find men like this

>>81689333
>I've talked to and engaged with gay bottoms irl
>Still oblivious to the ratio of bottoms vs tops
You're not lying to me, you're lying to yourself. So you can feel self pity unbothered by facts.
Everything you say is exactly the opposite of real life dating. That's how delusional you are.
>Without proof
Your anecdotes aren't proof, they aren't even real

>>81689350
Storyanon would love

Hmm thinking about it now, having incompatible music taste would actually be a big deal breaker...

>>81689353
>Your anecdotes aren't proof, they aren't even real
>But mine are because I say so

>>81689365
One trip to grindr, the place you never visited before, is all it takes to show you how wrong you are about the ratio and everything else

>>81685951
I have a very messy room but if I had a bf I'd clean it up for him.

>>81689343
>bottoms need persuading to get dick
Tell us you have no real life experience without telling us.
In real life bottoms are lining up and begging for cock. You are severely delusional

r9gay is being psyop'd
Tummy

>>81689204
I see what you mean but man he is cute and totally my type :(
I know its unlikely to be long term but I dont want to cut things off, ill give it maybe a month and if things continue Ill meet up with him

>>81689377
Ive been on grindr i uninstalled because the bottoms there are intimidating

>>81689380
Please don't I love messy guys

I get the feeling this anon lives in the rare situation where there's an abundance of tops around but not many bottoms

>>81689387
>he is cute and totally my type
And far away and unavailable. Why do you do this to yourself?
>I'll meet up
No you won't. Not the first time. You have waited a month before. How many months more you will keep waiting?

>>81689400
Yeah honestly this is why I'm afraid to start dating I feel like their standards and experience pretty much eliminate me as a candidate.

>>81689153
t. desperatesexual

>>81689377
I can't use grindr it's a gay dating app for men and I'm straight so I can't use it and the bottoms would probably still just reject me anyways but at a faster rate cause it's online

>>81689402
>lives in the rare situation where there's an abundance of tops around but not many bottoms
Yeah, it's called his imagination. That's where he lives
>>81689400
>Got scared and bailed out without even trying due to insecurities
Story of your life. Your narrative of "bottoms are mean" is just your coping mechanism.

huebot vs chadbot where have i seen this before

>>81689412
>I'm afraid
That's the problem. Your fears and insecurities. Not grindr, not other bottoms.
You're giving up without even trying.

>see pretty boy
>get reminded how ugly, crazy and disgusting I am
*sigh*

>>81689386
Please delete this I never want to see a scantily clad bottom posted here like this again it's disgusting and they deserve to die

>>81689439
Post more? OK

>>81689401
ok I wont! but I'll still clean up my fbf's room!

>>81688367
Fat tranny lol ok bro

>check up on /r9gay/
>gay drama
>again
vgh...

>>81689404
Because we just started talking like some weeks ago and clicked. I think theres something, maybe im being too hopeful but well see. In saving up before i actually see him though, the flight will probably be around $200ish. I dont know. If things dont work out its not the end of tbe world. But i want to see.

>>81689417
Yeah i probably am insecure but that doesnt make my fears any less valid

Can't wait for my friendship to become real when I give my long time e friend a firm handshake and look him in the eye

>>81689416
So you never really tried talking to gay bottoms, just traps and trannies from 4chan?
Mo wonder your ideas are so far removed from real life, you're delusional.
>I'm straight
The level of delusion in your head is something pitiful to see. It's bordering on full delirium at this point, nearly pathological

>>81689466
Your fears are not based on reality, you delusional faggot in denial
Your opinions on dating and bottoms are the exact opposite of reality

>>81689478
Nta but whats the difference? In fact shouldnt a 4chan bottom be even more compatible brcause it would mean we likely have similar interests and humor and what not

>>81689456
It's just one bot shitting the thread up. Actually two bots. Attention starved losers like them do anything for a crumb of attention even if it's online. So sad huebot and chadbot. Shameful.

>>81689460
You dedicate so much time and effort into these anonymous e flings that never work out
But you never put a fraction of that effort into trying to meet and date men who are near you.
It's like you don't really want it to work, you just want to waste time.

Remember when hue faked going to the gym

>if your irl bf moved to another city and changed his number you would have no way of contacting him
Wow so real hue. So true. Almost like if someone wants to break up or leave you there isn't much you can do. Maybe don't talk to BPD people? No it's because it's online *monkey noises*

>>81689494
Because the sort of tranny you're chasing after, the passable 4chan tranny, is also being chased by every other prison gay, bifag and straight men under the sun. Congratulations you found yourself the lgbt equivalent of trying to score women.
If you were after non passing ugly hon mode trannies, the conversation would be entirely different.
Just be honest next time and don't say "bottoms" like you mean actual gay men. Just say you're a tranny chaser and be honest about your standards.

>>81689528
>Irl person moving away without leaving a trace
>Anonymous account blocking/ghosting you on discord
Which of these two sounds easier? Which happened to you multiple times before?

>>81689456
>>81689500
You people wouldn't give a shit if it was a bottom bitching about tops like it usually is but anytime a top makes any kind of complaint you people start bitching and throwing tantrums just because a top dares to say anything negative at all about a bottom suddenly it becomes a huge fucking drama for you fags how about you kys you stupid hypocritical whore bottoms

>>81689518
Remember when you thought that a boomer cracking a joke at the expense of gays was unbelievable?
Just tell us you never had straight friends

>hue would rather have the exact same conversation with another bot for 100th time than be with his bf, his friends or get a hobby
Lmao

>>81689545
You're not a top, you are a tranny chaser being completely mogged by the competition and finding out that trannies who look just like women with dicks are not for you.
You deserve the loneliness you get

Spamming the same old boring trite for 4+ years now

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/65769189/#q65775388
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/65769189/#q65775044

cat won't sleep in my bed, why?

>IWhich happened to you multiple times before?
Neither because I dont talk to bpd losers and choose my friends wisely. That's why I have multiple multi year friendships with anons I met on 4chan. I'm really smart and always win arguments too. I should rule the world but sadly not enough time.

And given my enormous intellect I also deduced it's pointless even dunking on delusional bots becaue even responding is giving you attention you crave so badly. You dont listen to what you're told and have your mind set in stone. Go to the gym for real instead of lying about it.

>>81689610
>choose my friends wisely.
So wisely that you have none.
You have been ghosted before by one of these anonymous "friends" you're just not being fully honest about it.

>>81689601
Spiritual + psychic trauma. He has been fighting ghosts for years and is weary and frightened of intimacy.

>>81689601
probably simply not comfortable with that yet, if you want your car to cuddle with you in bed just start playing with them on your bed or give them treats there and theyll start to associate your bed with good things and want to be there and likely end up sleeping there. thats how it worked with me atleast

>>81689610
>multiple multi year friendships with anons I met on 4chan
None of them are really your friends. They're not there for you. They're just another faceless stranger behind a computer screen. That's why you're still bitching about loneliness here.

>>81689535
Well im not a tranny chaser IDK where you got that from. I tried talking to a tranny once and that was a bad experience so I dont look for them anymore

>>81689380
I would like if my bf would clean MY room
>>81689386
Female clothes is cringe but skinny bottummy is godly
>>81689402
I get the feeling he is trolling and has been trolling for over a year straight basically just doing the incel larp but as gay. He thinks this is peak of comedy btw.

If I manage to abstain from drinking today will one of you be my bf?

>>81689651
I haven't been posting for over a year straight I'm completely new here take your meds spastic mong

I believe in you, you can accomplish anything you want in this life

>>81689576
Cute, I love mai chao

>>81689719
I am functionally incapable of achieving my dreams but thank you for your support.

my thighs feel nice and soft today, now I just gotta make em' bigger so my fbf has something to grab and grope

crazy how bottoms here to try gaslight me into being an evil guy when i literally just want a cute bf to hold

Work sucks and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>>81689738
We are on the same path, brother. Today is leg day and I'm going to blast my fucking ass at the squat rack. It unironically feels awesome to work on my glutes.

>>81689738
>>81689750

Post your fat ass for me

>>81689750
good luck bro, someday I'll stop being so lazy. I should work out before I get neetbux cuz I'm not going to take a boy out and expect him to pay for the date.

Ain't never going back to the wagefest

>>81689758
it's not fat at all, I hardly have anything to work with :(

>>81689719
I can't even accomplish having sex with a bottom because of my height how the fuck am I ever going to accomplish anything?

>>81689758
It's still a work in progress unfortunately, I won't feel comfortable posting pics of my body for like another 6 months.

>>81689766
Ok then post your cute faggot feet

>>81689796
Its Ok babe take your time

I wish I enjoyed sex as much as the average gay guy does, I have to get really fucking high just to be "okay" with it.

>>81689835
>he's a sex haver
Okay thanks for telling us humble bragging chad can you fuck off now?

>>81689835
I wish I enjoyed drugs as much as the average gay guy does, I have to be having really hot sex just to be "okay" with it.

>>81689798
my feet are NOT cute, they look like alien feet.

>>81689876
You are too hard on yourself I bet you have really sexy feet

Zero good feet threads on the whole site

>>81689850
>bragging
You're not missing out on anything good though.
Sex feels like forcing yourself to eat mcdonalds even though you could make a tastier and healthier meal at home, because other people like mcdonalds and will not want anything to do with you if you don't eat mcdonalds with them.

https://youtu.be/f1WQ9tTvbkE
Meows YouTube is wild

My feet are all dry and scuffed and calloused because I'm a manual laborer
I wish I could work from home and moisturize all day and have soft, tender feet

my feet don't even exist to me since I wear socks 99% of the time and only take those off when showering.
It's why they scare me when I do have socks off because it's so grubby and weird compared to the rest of my gorgeous body.
I'm not saying feet are disgusting, they're pretty nice, just not mine.

>>81689930
>sex is totally overrated i have it all the time and do it whenever i want but it's terrible
>just trust me bro you're the one who's lucky being rejected by everyone and never being able to be in a relationship

>>81689937
I can't believe he is so racist

>>81671463 (OP)
If my discord bf blocked me abruptly after ghosting me for 2 weeks is it safe to assume he's bpd/avoidant and i'm never getting him back anyway ?

>>81689894
don't say I didn't warn you. [not an original comment]

>>81689920
Last soc boyfeet thread was best foot collection I ever seen. 4chan boys have best feet.

>>81689955
when did I say I have it all the time?
I can't really get a relationship either, when I had one it fell apart because I don't like intercourse.

>>81689973
You probably shouldn't be in a relationship with a person that'd ghost you for 2 weeks without a single explanation, communication is the most important thing n all that shit.

>>81690006
You're a chad you're a sex haver you've had sex and complain but I've never had sex and never will because I'm too ugly stop humble bragging and complaining about how good you have it bitch
>>81689998
Wow it's really nice being shown something that I want really badly but will never ever have because it was decided entirely at birth by my genetics that I will never be able to have sex because of how short and weak I am

Drinking so much water lately but no bf to piss on

another day wishing for true love, man love
https://youtu.be/Ag7lxtWKHjw

>>81690080
>short and weak
There's plenty of guys into that m8.

>>81690052
It's really the only important thing. As long as you're open, honest and transparent you are good.

>>81690132
I also drink a ton of water but it's just because I'm dehydrated from alcoholism, I don't actually piss that much. Feels bad.

>>81690052
Yeah I saw it coming from a mile away when he ghosted me for three months (after talking non-stop for like 2 months, 20k messages) then came back on valentine's day like nothing happened.

This time all I got was a steam dm saying "it's pride month bro" then got completely blocked everywhere. Sucks

>>81689984
Not bad just shave and I would gladly worship those soles desu

>>81690147
Yeah I know, I we talked very extensively so I knew he had some family issues, but he never gave me any explanation for ghosting me for weeks.
I asked if I had done something wrong at any point but the only thing I got was "would be a shame to completely block someone off I had such nice convos with" then did it anyway a couple weeks down the line

I first assumed it was a mental health thing, but in the end it's pretty clear he just wanted his fill of attention then threw me away

My stomach hurts and it's YOUR fault, r9gay. Take responsibility.

>>81690138
I'm not a bottom I'm a top so it's a negative if I was a bottom it would be fine if I was short and weak I wouldn't even have to do anything and men would line up to fuck me but I'm not I'm a weak pathetic short top who can't have any sex because of it

>>81690214
Sounds like you're a volcel then, because there's still guys out there who are into twink tops.

>>81690234
When a bottom says they are into twink tops this is what they mean btw
And when I get rejected for not looking like this it's somehow because I'm a "vocel"

>>81690276
Even then you have men interested in you so you can't complain about no one wanting to have sex with you.
You don't find bottoming to be enjoyable? but it's supposed to be enjoyable and you're just spoiled child complaining about how much they have.

>>81690292
No one is interested in me because of how short and ugly I am and I can't bottom because I'm not gay and it's gross

This is your fate r9gay

>81690308
>because I'm not gay and it's gross
...then why are you on a thread for gay men?

>>81690352
Because I can complain to the fags here about how much I hate them for rejecting me and cause them to seethe?

New thread before I nap or..?

>>81690385
stop breaching containment chadbot

>>81690387
Be the change you want to see in the world
make the new gay thread.

I hate how easy it is for me to get a boner at work just from daydreaming
It's so much easier to get hard in a place where you don't want to

>>81688425
Jerma is unironically very hot when he is taking care of his looks but often he streams looking kinda sloppy.

>>81689496
Bis are so disgusting spiritually lol

>>81690396
I can insult gay bottoms anywhere I want

>>81690575
On your feet solider, we are leaving!!