Thread 81674730

My bf is deployed and he's been ignoring my texts for the past month or so.

he probably doesn't have access to his phone. im sure he will text you back

>>81674730 (OP)
he probably needs a sat phone to speak with you nona do you know a guy called jody.....by any chance?

you're probably all he is thinking about

>>81674730 (OP)
You should find a guy named jodie to fuck

>>81674747
>>81674830
I know but it's really boring and lonely without him. I never realized how I literally do basically nothing.
>>81674769
>>81674944
What is that? Is this an inside joke?

>>81675168
>Is this an inside joke?
Depends on what base jody got to

>>81675168
hmm yeah. anime and or green weed

>>81674730 (OP)
Get a life foid
Your bf is probably gonna be busy soon fighting Russians he isn't your personal jester

>>81674730 (OP)
Are you the lanza poster femoid?

>>81675199
Never mind I searched it up. I'm not a cheater
>>81675207
I don't smoke but I've been watching more reality TV and reading new books online.
>>81675227
You do know that the 'war' was already called off right? I know he's not my jester I just wanna know if he's okay
>>81675229
No

>>81674730 (OP)
How tall is your fucking boyfriend foid?

>>81675409
I've seen you in every thread please go away

>>81675657
I bet he is over 6'2 and beats you but you put up with it because mmmmm good genes!

>>81675168
Why didn't you get pregnant with his child before he left so you wouldn't be bored

>>81674730 (OP)
my condolences
he ded

>>81674730 (OP)
sorry to break it to ya but bro is part of a meat cube somewhere in ukraine

>>81674730 (OP)
if hes a marine hes probably fucking other marines in the ass right now

>>81675673
He is not over 6'2 and he doesn't beat me. What are you fantasizing about?
>>81675697
Because we're not married. Also pregnancy whilst your partner is away is probably the hardest thing ever
>>81675706
>>81675719
We are Americans
>>81675769
He's not.

>>81676232
>He is not over 6'2
So how fucking tall is he then?

>>81676232
It's misery porn basically, he's a self loathing manlet who also gets off to the idea of women hating short men.

Keep faith that all will be fine. If he is a good man you must be a good woman. A big part of that is holding fast against boredom, doubt, emotional turmoil, and temptation. You must realize and understand that when he returns the first thing he will want to do is see you. Be there for him in body, mind, and soul and your love will last forever.

>>81676247
He's 5'7 and I'm 5'2 1/2. I haven't measured myself in a while I don't think I grew though
>>81676260
Why are people like this?

>>81674730 (OP)
He probably found some cute muslima arab girl over there and is starting a family

>>81676286
Thanks for the advice anon, I will be there for him since I have nothing else to do really. The image is.. it's something else.

>>81676372
He's deployed in Europe but I guess that wouldn't make much of a difference

>>81676439
>deployed in Europe
>"Europe"
yep he's in here somewhere

>>81676481
He's not.. He's alive and well

>>81676355
>Why are people like this?
Try living in a world where half the population despises you because of your short genes and if they could press a button to get rid of you they would press it in a heartbeat

why do these threads exist?
what attracted people with partners to talk about their normal lives in a board with a historic hikikomori fame? i really don't get it

>>81676627
Probably to make us jealous

>>81676606
Well I'm sorry about that anon, but nobody besides a psycho would actually press the button to get rid of like almost half the human population. How tall are you?
>>81676627
>>81676642
Just people who have been on here for a long time and got gfs or bfs.

>>81674730 (OP)
Back in the day you stupid cunts would wait months for a letter, you're so painfully needy, it's sickening.

>>81676677
>Just people who have been on here for a long time and got gfs or bfs.
why even stay here then? you already won at life so why you dont go to at xitter?

>>81676677
>How tall are you?
I am 5'7 and to women that is garbage genes

>>81676689
Thank God for modern technology, otherwise we'd still be sending letters for every interaction.
>you're so painfully needy, it's sickening
If you're sick go to the doctor or take some medicine.
>>81676692
Twitter is a dumpster fire.
>>81676708
You're the same height as my bf, you're going to make it

>>81676708
This guy might be retarded

>>81677860
How am i retarded when i analyze the world around me and see the primal hatred women have for manlets like me?

>>81674730 (OP)
Hes busy being ballsdeep in a hooker lmao

>>81675168
>Is this an inside joke?
seems to be a military inside joke
took me 14 seconds to find out.
Maybe you should work on your "literally do basically nothing" problem by getting into literature or hardcore porn

I didn't expect this thread to still be up.
>>81677925
He isn't the type of guy to cheat on me nonetheless with a hooker. What's up with all the cheating fantasies?
>>81677967
>seems to be a military inside joke
I know I searched it up
>Maybe you should work on your "literally do basically nothing" problem by getting into literature
I read already