What is your worst date? What went so wrong on it? Looking back what could you have done differently so that it worked out better and you could have got a bj or whatever?

>>81674999 (OP)
Is that kid hagmaxxing?

>want to go to movie
>walk in realistic
>line
>get coffee
>she gets married after
and then all this stuff about but what if he has gay preferences

>>81675155
Kid is ALPHAMAXXIng

>>81674999 (OP)
Though the date went well and she ended up my gf, she got drunk enough to forget where she parked her car and was blowing up my phone all night suggesting I had stolen it, so the next day I helped her find it, then we went back to her house and then she tried to sic her dog on me. My dog is a way bigger asshole so that didn't work, and she ended up showing me around her house.

>>81675155
Millennialmaxxing

>>81674999 (OP)
I genuinely couldn't tell you because I dated so many women and had so many awful dates. What comes to mind:

1) A woman once told me, to my face, that I should kill myself if I am so unhappy with the state of the world, and that while I am being sad and pathetic she will be marrying a rich doctor (this was our forth date). I wasn't whining, she brought up suffering and I explained how suffering is basically an infinite ladder downward and how all joys of the devourer are lesser than the agony of the devoured, and she freaked out because she wanted comfort, not agreement.

2) A woman called me an incel in a crowded restaurant, then loudly asked if I were a virgin. This was after she bought me like 6 drinks. She then invited me back to her house and tried to get me to stay at her place until I firmly told her I wanted to go home. We never dated again but a month later she texted me to brag she was dating a guy with a 9 inch cock and abs.

3) A chick invited me to hang out at her place on our second date, and she put porn on the TV. We sat there awkwardly for a while, then she asked if I wanted to hang out in her room upstairs. I said I didn't really want to, and when I got home she texted me screaming about how we didn't fuck and how mad she was at me for making her feel like an idiot.

There's nothing much I could have really done in any of these situations besides not go on the date in the first place. There are WAY more, too.

>>81675276
The first 2 seem like huge cunts and whatever, the third one seems nuts but based u dun goofd with that one.

>>81675297
I just didn't want to fuck her, that's all. She was cute and nice but I was completely thrown off by the fact that she put porn on the screen, without asking me, and expected me to just get excited to fuck her.

For other bad dates, I once had a chick spend the entire date talking about how her ex was a 6'4" blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryan ubermensch football player with rock hard abs and a law degree who dumped her to be with her friend (no wonder, she was a cunt) and show she hated "nerdy" guys because they only pretended to like women while actually being covert misogynists.

A different chick and I were having a date in a bar she chose, and while we were chatting, she got up and left. This was AFTER we had ordered food. She just stood up and left. We were basically playing Never Have I Ever/20 Questions or something and, when it was her turn to ask a question, she just... left and never came back. The food arrived and the bar staff thankfully didn't make me pay for her meal.

Once, I had a chick go on racist rants about how much she hated white people and how they were worthless colonisers with no real history of their own, in a public cafe. I'm white. She invited me back to her place to smoke weed and I said "no" because she was uglier in person than her Tinder profile suggested, and she was a cunt.

no because i fucked the one it worked on

>>81674999 (OP)
I replay this one in my head over and over in the dark of night. Several of my most autistic moments occurred back to back in front of a girl who was way too pretty for me. I forget how we started talking but it was over facebook messanger and we hit it off. I guess she liked my imagination because most of what we discussed was weird post apocalyptic role play. She was an odd chick but absolutely gorgeous and a cheerleader while i myself was a scummy goth kid. Eventually we decided we were going to go see underworld together. I could barely speak to her face to face, i only had autism swag online so already things are getting awkward. I had no car so we walked to the theater after school. Not far, but you had to go down a steep hill to get there. I made it to the bottom umscathed but she ate shit and i laughed my ass off at her. I dont know why, just nervous i guess. She wasnt amused but i apologized and we continued our journey. Then at the theater they wouldnt let me buy us tickets for underworld since i had no license to prove i was old enough for an R rated movie so we instead settled on twilight which she said she had already seen. It started half an hour later so we spent another awkward quiet half hour in the comic shop next door. The movie itself was uneventful. I wanted to try to hold her hand or put my arm around her but never worked up the courage. Then my dad shows up to drive us home which would have been bad enough on its own but i for some reason sit IN THE FRONT SEAT instead of in the back with her. After i got home i messaged her to check in but got no response. We didnt talk any more after that and she had some new jock boy friend within a week.

>>81675477
Another thing i need to add is that this was almost 20 years ago but im still haunted by it. A couple years later while i was on break at work she came up to me and acted all excited to see me like she hadnt decided to ghost me. She hugged me but i was sitting down so she shoved her boobs in my face by accident. She didnt seem to notice but i was boned up for like an hour after that.

>>81675477
I know this is pretty tame in comparison to other stories and shit, but this one is real and hit me in the feels more than other bad dates.

>>81674999 (OP)
>Chad asks me out to the movies,
>I drive myself there, I pay for my own ticket because i dont wanna look like a gold digger.
>we shop at the mall after,
>He buys us iced coffee and we sit at the bench talking, he has me completely enchanted.
>Chad begins pressuring me to suck his cock at the fitting room.
>I am super into him so I do it.
>He films me, and praised me as I finish him off.
>I'm actually really happy too. =]
>day ends. I drive myself home.
>Chad blocks me and I never see him again.
>2 months later my male friend texts me asking about a porn video. sends me a link, and "asks is this you?"
>It's me and Chad at the fitting room... 35k views and growing, loads of degrading comments.
> I deny it but secretly I almost die of emberassment.

That was years ago and it still haunts me.

Be glad you are not born a woman anons.

>>81675226
Why are you retarded? You're a shitskin aren't you?

It was at a taco bell, she came in, but she brought like 7 of her friends and her older brother, without telling me

Was depressing as fuck and so awkward

>>81675652
you were jerking your cock while you wrote this

>>81675685
DId you sit in silence? talk to the group? what did you talk about?

>>81675763
Not everyone is a disgusting tranny like you anon. LOL

>>81675652
you loved it whore

>>81675833
>Period THEN "lol"
Not a woman.

>>81675652
>2 months later my male friend texts me asking about a porn video. sends me a link, and "asks is this you?"
the most unbelievable part of your story

>>81675873
You know if you stop replying to posts like these, the people will get bored and stop making them in the first place.

>>81675873
Women having a male friend or that a male friend would browsing porn?

>>81675884

>If we ignore females then females will stop posting.

Yeah because the trannys posts and incel posts are far better quality huh?

>>81675909
the trannies and incels are usually more rooted in truth

>>81675801
I was so caught off guard, they basically gave her and me like 10 minutes together alone before saying they had to go. I gave them my cinnamon chips because my appetite was ruined. Really fucking weird and bizarre interaction. I don't even know why they came really, I thought I was meeting one girl alone at a taco bell (like literally all dates ever are supposed to be.... just 2 people)

>>81675677
I wanted her, I wasn't going to let her attempting to have her dog maul me, stand in the way of what I wanted.

>>81674999 (OP)
A sea monkey like me never been on a date before

Worst fucking date was when right after my gf broke up with me my friends which were a couple decided to hook me up with one of her model friends. She had zero interest in me and humiliated me at a theme park. I wanted nothing to do with her after the humiliation. Thankfully the two girls left and my friend and I finally had some fun getting on as many rides as we could.

Don't ever have friends try to hook you up with someone.

>>81676233
That's obvious. It also is obviously non-white thinking. No pussy is worth putting up with that much retardation.

>>81676316
I'm Whiter than you, Jose.

>>81676301
Did you get some cotton candy?

>they've actually had a date
You're all fakecels, this board is RUINED.

>What is your worst date?
We saw Sucker Punch.
>What went so wrong on it?
We saw Sucker Punch.
>Looking back what could you have done differently so that it worked out better and you could have got a bj or whatever?
Oh, I got a bj, the problem is we saw Sucker Punch.

>>81676347
>french
ugh you might as well be black

Probably a date with this mixed woman (had light eyes and an attractive phenotype so not amerimutt). She was absolutely gorgeous, fit, smart, dropped out of harvard, worked as a pilot.
>Live in the US south in an area between old people and an urban city.
>Meeting people is hard, women on apps are literally 90% obese 60% black and the rest are ugly or single moms.
>Come across one really hot girl with an interesting bio, match with her.
>Immediately hit it off, says my profile is too good to be on here.
>Talk on the phone for like 3 hours.
>Ask to go on a date, she says yes but is busy with work so will have to wait until the weekend.
>Friday comes along, area sucks, food sucks. We're both frequent travelers and she grew up abroad so we know how bad the food is. Don't really wanna go somewhere boring.
>She invites me over for a "pool party" at her apartment (party of 2 people).
>Mistake 1: not taking her up on the offer because it's obvious she was looking for sex.
>Go to restaurant we both like, she's already sitting down when I get there. Stands up and hugs me. She's even better looking in person and is wearing a sexy dress with a bare back. It's clear she spent a lot of effort to look good for the date.
>Spend 2 hours talking and having fun.
>Mistake 2: when it's time to go she goes to kiss me and it winds up on my cheek because I don't turn into it to do it on the lips. Don't try for the followup.
>Ask for second date a few days later but keep getting given excuses. Eventually give up and figure she's not interested.
It was probably because I didn't want to ruin things with someone so good by being too pushy. I've slept with only one person I would say is more attractive than her but all the other qualities made her potential wife material. Oh well.

>>81674999 (OP)
I'd be that kid's stepfather, his mom is hot.
Simple as.

>>81676530
I can't recollect, maybe shared some between a friend and I after the girls left.