Thread 81675215

ITT we pretend it's 2007 4chan

>>81675215 (OP)
Mario galaxy is cool. I need to get a Wii.

I guess this is where we're supposed to post lighthearted memes like RAWR X3 ROFLCOPTER but I was already a bitter and depressed wreck in 2007 and didn't do any of that.

THI SOSNG SLAPS, ALWAYS COMING HOME UNLESS ASTEROID

>>81675215 (OP)
I cant pretend that without posting illegal material.

>>81675215 (OP)
I'm an oldfag. I've been here all summer!

>>81675215 (OP)
So this is that EPIC website that raids my favorite flash games and got on the news.
t. 2007 newfag

2007 what? you realize there were different boards? different cultures? different memes? why do zoomers idolize the old internet?

>>81675357
are you the poem anon?

Was this the first year ?

Quackity quack quack.

Batman does not like fence jumpers.

My friend was telling me about this guy he met called Candlejack, and I never heard from him ag

>>81675215 (OP)
I'm talking with a girl on discord from here who was born in 2007

Come on guys, isn't about time I become a meme?

>>81675669
Even Millhouse is not a meme is not a meme.

>>81675663
SHHH DUDE! Do not say his name or else you'll lose the game.

>>81675676
FUCK YOU I LOST

Save this image as 4chan.js, click it, then shit brix.

Sup faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Download this shit. It allowed me to run Crysis at 4k on an old laptop from 2002.

Anyone seen epic fail guy???

Srsly, why did you all trip her?

>>80000000
80M GET

>>81675215 (OP)
I will not find this website for another three years so I cannot post

INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET

So, do u liek mudkipz?

Oh wow is exactly like us now but in a different language

>>81675752
A SERIES OF TUBES

>>81675764
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE MUDKIPS SO MU-HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

Why did you all steal his Ipod? He was an hero for doing what he did.

TROGDOOOOOOOOOR

PARTY HARD, FAGGOTS

WHEN I WAS...
WHEN I WAS...
WHEN I WAS...

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!? This sucks, this whole thing sucks! Fuck this place! Fuck the creators! I WANT MY CUBE BACK!!

Really, Bill! Why?

Dear /b/:

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison. Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

IR'S GOOFY TIME, /r9k/!

He stares into your soul.

I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

A barrel roll.
>yeah, a barrel roll

>>81675215 (OP)
Lolz epic winrar xD

>>81675968
I miss the Girl Talk raids and just saying the absolute foulest shit to this group of clueless hired LA model whore Stacies

It was cathartic

I hear Gamestop got new inventory for Combat Amphibians. I think the manger's name is C. Mongler.

FUCKING SANDWICHES! THEY'RE MADE OF FAIL!

>>81675984
Those were the funniest. Almost all the calls were just a few anons.

>>81675907
"behind her glass prison" jesus fucking christ dude this is a good copypasta but get a job

ATTENTION SHOPPERS.SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.

THAT FUCKING DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

It's always lupus.

Okay that's enough tonight. Hope everyone had a good stroll down memory lane.

>>81676075
I enjoyed that, even as a newfag, thank you

>>81675942
>>81675702
I just wanted to post the fucking PeNgU1N oF d00m pasta but someone already posted it. that one is more iconic than any of these.

OVAR 9000 PENISES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk

This is a very nice boat.

This thread makes me cry. I miss all these old memes. /r9k/ is the closest we have to old /b/ despite it being nowhere close to it. I woukd wager to say at least 1/8th of /r9k/ were /b/tards.

DSFARGEG

(User was awesome for this post)

Pls be nice bois :)

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

>>81676251
Btw I got 75 once. She never did show her liver.

Is it still too soon?

this is great but it's missing the incest stories and other erotica that people would write, there was a wiki that had a bunch of those from that time.

>>81676251
SHARPIE IN POOPER NAO

>>81676265
NEWGROUNDS IS FUNNY AND EVERYTHING U DESCRIBED IS FUCKIN AWESOME

ALSO XBAWKS IS HUEG

>>81676292
Is she really dead?

I wish I would have saved the "k series" images. It was forced, but I kind of miss those weird ass porn shoops like the porn star with her mouth being a pussy and her eyes being buttholes that were being fucked. The ano who made it was a great shooper.

>>81676333
speaking of which, someone post lotus tits.

Why do they call it Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>hey did you eat my son?
>...would you?

>>81676344
I think this maybe older than 4chan.

>>81675995
God, I miss these days. When Skype first came out, and all you had to do was register with an email for free unlimited worldwide calling with all the bells and whistles. It was fucking glorious. No smart phone 2fa verification, none of that tracking bullshit. Just good old fashioned Web 2.0 usability above all else. I remember making hundreds of prank calls over Skype back then with one of those shitty old school grey dollar store computer mics. I would call my buddy up and then we would just start doing conference calls all night sometimes in the summer. If you were looking for easy guaranteed laughs then one of the best things to do was google all of the Chinese restaraunts in a city and just start mass conference calling them, you could just keep daisy chaining calls together. Don't say anything and more often than not they start to suspect each other of making the calls and they start flipping out and swearing at each other in Chinese lol

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED. THEN YO MOMMA SAID YOU MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR

>>81676296
I would post the
>wah what are we going to do on the bed
>=POMP
But with the way moderation is now...

I just remembered that loli snowman doujin for the first time in like 20 years

it's caturday, post some fucking cats.

>>81676407
Oh, then there's the copypasta about the anon rubbing a 12 year old's chest.

>>81675215 (OP)
Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

>>81676438
well you can call him mentally ill too

does anyone else know the pain and anger that comes with taking underwater accurate weighing test while your sister that has long hair? mom is such a bitch

>>81676447
we all fucking know what that is anon, you're only a fad because you doxxed yourself

>>81676447
Okay, that one is one I forgot. Thx anon, you deliver as always!

>>81676447
Smartschoolboy9 vibes

p. sure this is post-2007
but i never get a chance to use it
with jews, you jizz

Shoe on head pls.

Sharpies only have on place: in teh pooper

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a Space Marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

So John gotted his plasma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a zombie.

>>81675215 (OP)
Halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

>dumps entire furry scat comic in your thread
(yes, I know this was a few years later)

Any of you guys watch Naruto?

Found this gem is my old folder from 15-20 years ago.

Domo kun approves this thread

>>81676014
>Bway No

guy guys Half life 2 episode 2 is supposed to release this year!!
Alyx is supposed to die :((

>>81675215 (OP)
*Absolute dogshit unfunny post that will be screencapped with a laughing png attached to it*
There it goes

>>81677723
Slowpoke. Half Life 3 has already been confirmed!

>81675215

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
hehe

AYO
POOL'S CLOSED MA'AM

>>81677573
on /v/ it would've been furry traps like Hardblush, sometimes 3D traps too