>>81676011 (OP)
When you become a parent, you stop caring about being a detached, smirking, laid back, cool, based, post-post-ironic badass who doesn't care about anything while pretending you hate everything because investment in things is a way to get hurt by others or by circumstances. Instead, you become an embarrassing weirdo whose entire personality is your children, because your children are your ultimate investment and attachment to reality.
You may find this shocking, but there will come a time that you can't maintain your post-post-post-post-post-ironic sadboiii aesthetic detachment cheap cigarettes night walks low fi phonk trance nightcore edit lifestyle without looking even more retarded. When I was younger I was a cool, ironic, detached, epic guy who drank constantly and spent time in dangerous places around dangerous people just to seem cool and impress strangers, but now I am just old and tired and getting married.
t. millennioid.
