Why are parents so fucking cringe. Is it just all millenials?

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>You have been muted for 3 seconds because your comment was too based

>>81676011 (OP)
When you become a parent, you stop caring about being a detached, smirking, laid back, cool, based, post-post-ironic badass who doesn't care about anything while pretending you hate everything because investment in things is a way to get hurt by others or by circumstances. Instead, you become an embarrassing weirdo whose entire personality is your children, because your children are your ultimate investment and attachment to reality.

You may find this shocking, but there will come a time that you can't maintain your post-post-post-post-post-ironic sadboiii aesthetic detachment cheap cigarettes night walks low fi phonk trance nightcore edit lifestyle without looking even more retarded. When I was younger I was a cool, ironic, detached, epic guy who drank constantly and spent time in dangerous places around dangerous people just to seem cool and impress strangers, but now I am just old and tired and getting married.

t. millennioid.

>>81676142
Fuck off my board, faggot

>>81676223
I've been using the 4chan dot org since 2007, I am in too deep to stop now. I used 8ch before it was raped to death, but sadly nowhere else scratches this same itch.

>>81676142
>without looking even more retarded

I'm 32 and had to learn this too. The "X-TREME Limp Bizkit REAL SLIM SHADY" bit was quickly starting to look less edgy and more like a homeless schizophrenic who shouts at pigeons.

>>81676011 (OP)
>parents taking pictures or footage of their little kid
>CRINGE

i don't think it ends because there's only one possible outcome with this model

>>81676142
thank you very much for verbally enriched prompt, GPT kun

>>81676142
Based. Faggot overgrown high-school clique OP eternally mogged

>>81676358
There's actually a great example of a guy that decided to stay 14 years old forever.

>But that's why it's a good thing anon
why are people obsessed with finishing things?

>>81676011 (OP)
It's the guy from Ice Age

>>81676414
Cobes has got pretty boring desu. All he does now is food vids.

>>81676607
Yeah he learned not to get black out drunk on stream anymore. Sad.