Hey /r9k/, I am former German Chancellor Adolf P. Hitler. I have been seeing some rumors about me floating around as of late, so I have come here intending to clear up whatever I can. So, feel free to AMA, and I will answer your questions to the best of my ability. SIEG HEIL!

>>81676633 (OP)
Hey addy boy whats up, can you tell us why you were so adamant on killing the Jews? Thank you for your time

>>81676633 (OP)
how many testes do you have?

>>81676645
https://youtu.be/H9bY6gC50Co?si=oI1RZRR3rxtCwsrl

>>81676633 (OP)
Can you Dougie?

>>81676640
When I was a young adult the art appraiser Mr. Rothsteinberg of the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts told me that I was not cut out for the art world, and I asked him if he was willing to put his entire extended family's lives on it and he said yes.

>>81676645
I was born with two testicles.

>>81676653
Obviously, this song's premise is all falsehoods. The only truth it proves is how often British men think about testicles.

>>81676654
My hips are not what they used to be, but I have hit a few Dougies back in my day on the ol' Tanzflache.

Thanks for the questions, everyone! I must go now, as I have some Jews I need to exterminate. Stay safe everyone, and SIEG HEIL!

If you could start back in 1935 what would you do differently

>>81676633 (OP)
Haaiii would you be friends with a cute jewish girl like me? uwu

>>81676695
I suppose those aforementioned Jews can wait a little bit to be exterminated. But if I was starting back in 1935, I would go straight to the Final Solution instead of trying out the first couple solutions. The Final Solution proved to be the only one with long-term success, so if Germany had started it much earlier then of course the results would improve tenfold.

>>81676696
It would depend on what your thoughts are for the future of the German race. If I found your answer satisfactory, I may allow you to be friends with me.

>>81676709
I was hoping you would say go back to art school but this is very good too

>>81676661
>I was born with two testicles.
okay, but how many do you have now?

>>81676719
My career as German Chancellor has been more than fulfilling, but I do dabble in the occasional painting hobby. Interestingly, I find an inverse relationship present with the number of Jews in the world and the quality of my paintings. I may even have some of my greatest German scientists study this phenomenon.

>>81676728
I have already answered this question, I was born with two testicles.

>>81676633 (OP)
your paintings
I've noticed that people think they're shit because you didn't use perspective vanishing points which could be learned in 30 seconds and because you didn't draw people in detail when they weren't even the focus of the painting
I'm looking for a "yes that is correct" or a clarification

>>81676800
Yes, that is essentially correct. The architecture was always the focal point of my paintings, the people within them were as important to the painting as the trees in the background; they were filler, more or less. And the vanishing point criticism originates from people who have no imagination.