Thread 81678531

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Anonymous 7/1/2025, 3:13:56 PM No.81678531 [Report] >>81678545 >>81678943 >>81678994 >>81680136 >>81680143 >>81680246

My life is just a simulation where god curses me and ruins everything

Anonymous 7/1/2025, 3:16:17 PM No.81678545 [Report]

>>81678531 (OP)
And my life is a mission where I'm sent from God to curse people and ruin things. It's unadulterated pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:13:22 PM No.81678943 [Report]

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>>81678531 (OP)
hey, its me, your god. Technically it's gods, by the way. don't worry, it gets worse~

Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:20:49 PM No.81678994 [Report]

>>81678531 (OP)
What was he thinking when he created me? Sure, let's make him Asian, but wait, let's place him in a third world country Also, let's not make his skin pale; let's make it brown. Make him short, too, and give him a face that makes you want to punch him. And finally, let's give him a small pecker. What did a sea monkey like me do to deserve this body?

Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:22:18 PM No.81679006 [Report]

My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coins
Trying hard to save the girl, obstacles I'm jumping hurdles

Anonymous 7/1/2025, 6:39:46 PM No.81680136 [Report]

>>81678531 (OP)
Have a bump OP

Anonymous 7/1/2025, 6:40:39 PM No.81680143 [Report] >>81680147

>>81678531 (OP)
Hi, I'm G-d I'm sliding and saging this thread just to make you suffer
No one can reply to this thread after my message

Anonymous 7/1/2025, 6:41:37 PM No.81680147 [Report]

>>81680143
>I'm G-d
FUCK YOU!

Anonymous 7/1/2025, 6:52:27 PM No.81680246 [Report]

>>81678531 (OP)
ur not the MC and God doesn't give a fuck about ur ass either way, get a grip u dumbass schizoid

Anonymous 7/1/2025, 7:19:40 PM No.81680492 [Report]

Same, OP. I finally started to get women claiming that they were supposedly DTF and all five ghosted me.
One I met, but she walked out over my apartment. Another one was borderline homeless, so I gave up on my second chance with that one.
Now I have another one telling me she is horny, but she has anxiety and goes offline for hours and days in the middle of convos. She can't accom.
At this point, I wish an old lady would invite me over for a blowjob. I'd have better luck being sucked off by fags, but not by much. Depressing.
Makes me wonder how many more chances I will get to fuck up and how long I have to wait in between them.
It's shitty that non-Chads just can't be up-front about wanting a sex partner without getting immediately blocked.
I've started to market myself as 'can't socialise and barely had sex' and hoping a woman will be curious enough to fuck me.