>more and more foids take the horse pill everyday
why couldn't i be born an equine...

>>81678766 (OP)
I already jerked off 3 times this morning, god fucking damn it.

>inb4 sea monkey

>>81678766 (OP)
This looks scary and painful. Yucky yucky ew

>>81678766 (OP)
It's over for Rover.

>>81678798
There are few that can take it that rough, you're in the right for saying this, I've watched a good deal of women taking these horse dildos and I can count on one hand the number of them who can take it on a fuck machine.

>>81678766 (OP)
Remember, if your dick isn't as big as this she will barely feel anything. All women do this these days and their pussies expect to be penatrated this way. This is the new normal.

>>81678798
then why does she do it daily and cum so hard?

>>81678827
Im more concerned about the cervix. Do most of these chicks have cervixes high up? Are they not worried about it getting bruised? Eughhhghgh makes me shiver

>>81678840
men are literally wearing prosthetic cocks to try and fool these foids.
and it works, it's what they think most guys have now

>>81678858
Their cervix is exactly where yours is, although the vaginal cavity can have a varying degree of depth depending on the woman and how turned on she is.
A lot of these women either don't experience as much or any pain when the cervix is hit, and some like the pain.

>>81678858
they have retroverted uterus's, supposedly women with it can stretch their pussys really deep, although im not sure why when looking at the diagram.
around 10% of women have it

>>81678766 (OP)
my fellow African Americans... our response?? I can't compete with this. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.

>>81678862
I would say why are moids like this, but women finding this shit attractive makes me wanna gag. Shit looks like a sausage roll

>>81678766 (OP)
Why do foids get to have all the fun? Need one to peg me with a horse strap

>>81678766 (OP)
>Not gaping her asshole
Well I'm not fapping then. I want to see that ass prolapsed.

>>81678885
well why do they spam it?

>>81678889
I don't get how that relates to my response

>white woman
>tattoos
>horse dildo
yep checks out

>>81678872
Sex is scary. This whole thread is scary. What the hell yucky ew

>>81678904
Some people are so hung up on sex that they're mentally ill.
I would have normal vanilla sex with you, nona, none of this degenerate shit.

>>81678904
what's your ideal size and limit?

>>81678921
fingering myself feels weird and not pleasurable so I think all of these options are yucky.

>>81678884
>I would say why are moids like this, but women finding this shit attractive makes me wanna gag
yeah there are both men and women like this, just as degenerate.
there are men who wish they had horse dicks and women who wish they could get fucked my horse dicks.
it's a human condition

>>81678766 (OP)
There are men who worry about their penis size when women can literally take horse cock sized penises.

Nature sure is funny

>>81678916
>never had sex
>bf is experienced
>tells me its okay if I dont want sex
>tfw you feel like a shitty gf because sex is Le heckin scary

>>81678966
It doesn't even matter anyway, it's entirely mental for the majority of women, they have to like the idea of taking your penis which is rarer than you know, some of them need to know that it's big enough that their friends would envy it, etc.
The entire thing is fucked, human romance and sex is fucked.

>>81678977
have you tried mouth stuff first? maybe rubbing his tip along your entrance? take small steps and you might not find it as scary.
you could try with the lights off if you don't want him seeing you naked

>>81678992
>mouth stuff
>sex in the dark
Ermmm
https://voca.ro/17U9LR6jUW9U

>>81679035
i will masturbate to this

>>81679035
You sound fat.
Go on a diet, immediately.

>>81679035
have you got him to try mouth stuff on you? or maybe rub your clit while kissing you? just sexual stuff that doesn't actually have any penetration.
my first gf was terrified of sex but after rubbing her clit and eating her out for half an hour she literally begged me to put it in

>>81679082
That is also like a creepypasta to me. Too scary. The most Ill do I dry humping and thats it.

>>81679035
>I'm 5
Who molested you?

I actually dont get this, like where tf does it go? yeah I know some women can fit big dicks but that thing is like 2 feet, like where does it actually go? theres having a big pussy then theres just having no organs, they have guts, the human body has a lot of organs, surely this can fuck you up? I mean mr hands literally died from horse dick

>>81679109
Where does the food go when you eat a meal? The stretchy parts expand, the skin isn't a rubber band.

>>81679109
Vaginas can lengthen, and those dildos do compress a bit since women usually buy the least firm versions.

>>81679035
why kind of futa porn do you like? do you like big dick futas or little dick futas?

>>81679107
>my birth mother
>birth grandmother
Yerp

>>81679134
no but theres organs and you dont eat that much food anyway but a 2 foot plastic dick? surely thats poking some organs
>>81679143
lengthen into what though? they have a certain length and then you have organs, does that not feel weird moving your guts around because theres no room due to a 2 foot latex willy inside of you?

Have you tried not being terrible at sex?

>>81679143
>dildos do compress a bit since women usually buy the least firm versions
I looked up some of her videos and the dildos with a huge knot were pretty disappointing because they wanted to just compress on the outside

>>81679157
Hyper futa cock is kinda scary. When it starts looking like a third leg i dont like it.
Touhou futa on top tho

so its all just an illusion? they just compress into nothing? so in theory with a solid plastic dick how much can someone actually take?

>>81678766 (OP)
That's based as fuck

>>81679172
Horses are good at sex?

>>81679186
Top ten yucky ew moments. Ever.

>>81679204
qweenselene (picrel) is one of these women who can take 14+ inch dildos but when she took a hard solid one she bottomed out at 11 inches, and she has the biggest pussy in the world.
can't find the video now but it was on her twitter.

so im guessing most of these women would bottom out at 9-10 inches since they're bigger than most but not as big as selene

>>81679186
sucks that tweetney got topped by this girl now only a matter of time when this one says they're agender too just like indigo white

>>81679219
yet you keep coming back to this thread...
i think you secretly want to get raped by a horsecock futa with a giant cock, even if it hurts

>>81679280
I keep coming back because I find this shit entertaining at best. Theres fuck all to do irl.

>>81679105
have you ever given your bf a handjob?

This shit is not possible. It would've punchured her organs.
AI is crazy realistic

>>81678766 (OP)
so this is what liliack has been up to

>>81678844
what's coming out of her pusi?

>>81679350
And if I said no because im scared will mecha Hitler get me

>>81679377
cum lube, she bought an industrial pump to pump it into herself at high dosages

>>81679379
no i'm just wondering, hopefully you open up a bit to it at some point because it is wonderful with someone you love

>>81679170
>they have a certain length and then you have organs
Their bodies were made for this, their insides will get out of the way, same process for when they are pregnant.

>>81679079
She does sound fat.

>>81679402
nice
usually i'm not into this type of thing
but this girl has a way of making it look hot

>>81678766 (OP)
Seriously how does this physiologically work? How does this not bruise her organs or something? Where does all of that mass go? Does it curl over and point back around?

>>81679203
Would you like being the hung futa instead?

>>81678766 (OP)
that weld looks bad asf

>>81679453
The fact she ignored my post proves that she's insecure about it as well.
She would just need to go on a diet in order to be attractive, but she won't!

>>81679595
myth has it he's still figuring out how to fall down the rest of the hole

>>81679579
It doesn't need to be structural grade, she isn't pointing it straight up and using it as a mechanical bull

>>81678766 (OP)
>>81678781
I would like to replace the silicone with wood, maybe I'd pick a boner then.

>>81679595
Im too much of narc to care about what an anon says. God loves me and I am divinely protected

>>81679640
i love you ebonybot
i wish you all the best :)

>>81679461
>Does it curl over and point back around?
Yes, if the pressure building up inside the dildo, by the force applied by her body, is not uniform, otherwise it broadens.
>>81679035
I like your voice, it doesn't give me a headache.

>>81679640
Right, so how fat are you actually?
What's your BMI?

>>81679640
NEED MULATTA PUSSY

>>81679268
How in the FUCK am I supposed to compete with that? Bad Dragon and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>81678875
Like tweetney

>nooo you can't jerk your dick to loli horsecock that's unrealistic
yeah okay whatever

>>81678766 (OP)
>6 inches is big enoug- ACK!

fellow r9k foids plz don't ruin your holes :(

>>81679877
>6 inches in diameter

>>81679646
Peace and love on planet nonalandia anon

>>81679945
Vaginas are designed to fit a baby through. Penis size shame was just another Jewish psyop on (mostly white) men.

>>81678766 (OP)
Wish I had woman into this stuff.

>>81678766 (OP)
i have to admit that despite how hot horsecock sounds theoretically, in practice it's fucking disgusting

>>81680603
You might find it disgusting because you posted a man shoving it up his ass, fag shit is disgusting, Anon. :)

>>81678766 (OP)
>>81678844
I didn't even know that was physically possible. Obviously im a virgin but what's that about hitting the cervix. I thought that was a physical limiation. Is she pushing it through the cervix into her womb? my anatomy is pretty bad btw

>>81678766 (OP)
If my sea monkey penis is 20% of that. My life would be a lot better

tfw actual horse girl, not horse dildo girl

lole

>>81680931
Firstly, vaginas are sretchy. They are capable of pushing babies out. Baby head is bigger than even flared horse dildo.
Secondly, guts aren't rigid. You can squeeze and move them around to some extend. I got to fist a girl and so feel up whole place and while cervix feels like hard tube, you can easily move fingers around it or push fist below it, basically squeezing or moving intensines to the side.
And lastly, since I like monster/beast theme, I find some of animal cocks aesthetically pleasing and majestic, I bought collection of mini-dildos. They are keychain sized, like 7cm long, and made for collection purposes and for clients to test whether they like how it's made etc, not for actual use. What was surprising is how much you can bend and squeeze them. They are really soft. I know this company offers silicone of 3 levels: soft, medium and hard, and I don't know if it's soft or medium, probably the former. When I was reading reviews of horsecocks, some couple who ordered biggest size with custom-made hole for fucking machine has written they specifically requested shaft to be made of medium and flare of soft so it wouldn't bend as much going in, but was squishable enough for flare to enter without pain.

>>81681006
I've read it several times. Larp until proven otherwise.

>>81678766 (OP)
>why couldn't i be born an equine...
OP is gonna get sent to the glue factory

>>81681477
Or as a stallion and be destined to keep cumming in semen collection devices never know how sweet mare walls feels like.

>>81679640
Im gonna do like OP video to you

>>81679203
Amazing taste, I love that artist.
Tell me femanon, since you like futa, how do you feel about femboy on female? Particularly stuff where the femboy is dominant?
https://nhentai.net/g/552886/

>>81679203
>>81682473
maybe link in that image wasn't feminine enough, how about this?

>>81679219
Why do you have blackwashed anime characters saved on your iphone? Why are they so poor quality? Do you also not know how to save a gif >>81679203 ?

>>81682552
>>81679316
Or did you seriously use a bucket tool to make that character brown lmfao?
I thought I was gonna have some new cute brown 2d girl shows to add to my list, but it's just a black person blackwashing anime characters. I'm watching these two anyways, but fuck you.

>>81678766 (OP)
I really hate that these huge fantasy dildo videos turn me on so much. Probably the only kink I wish I didn't have because it's something I'd be afraid to ever ask a girl to do for me. I don't want to ruin her holes. People say they still enjoy dick even if they fuck these huge dildos but even if that's true I dunno man.

>>81678840
So this is how you commit a suicide shooting yourself from 6 feet away with none of your fingerprints on the gun.

>>81678955
You wouldn't be able to resist my kisses anon. Trust me I would learn you to love it again.

>>81678766 (OP)
based
id do the same as her but im too high inhib and shameful of my faggotry to actually go through with buying a dildo

>>81678977
But he says it's okay if you don't want to have sex
If he wanted to, he would ask about other things or press it
tldr: Your BF doesn't find you attractive, so don't feel bad about denying sex

>>81678766 (OP)
Fucking DISGUSTING. KILL YOURSELF DEMON

>>81678844
No woman cums from that you virgin

>>81678766 (OP)
>>81678844
I always find these funny, cause you watch or read hentais where the girl fucks a minotaur or some dragon and you think
>lmao no way that would work, she's get split in half
And then you see this shit and figure okay, maybe those fantasy pornos are feasible

>>81678840
This is actually good news. Since we are entering an era of turbo-destroyed pussy where no man alive has a chance, a healthy average 5.5er is hardly any different than a fat and meat 8.5er to a horsemaxxed olympian.

>>81679035
Sounds like you're just not comfortable bottoming and would rather be the one fucking him instead of getting fucked.

>>81684166
Are you comparing a plastic dildo to an actual Horse cock? Why are you all so fucking retarded

Wish girls were mroe receptive to knotted or flared dildos. Doesn't even have to be this massive. It's just so hot.

>>81678858
The vagina is like the TARDIS, bigger on the inside than on the outside.

Why has this thread become a faggot larp thread

>>81678766 (OP)
>>81678844
Sauce? I can't find a name anywhere, pls link

>>81682798
>huge fantasy dildo videos turn me on
I don't know how your brain is wired to enjoy it, but I'm not into fantasy action, fantasy is otherwise a plot.

>>81678798
The "yucky" word from females is a coded word. It means force them to do the yucky thing.

>>81686780
It's in bottom right corner.

>"there's no way that'll fi-"
>it actually fits inside her
what the fuck. i have heard online of women that have trouble fitting above average men inside them. and this is basically a muscular forearm that is longer than a regular forearm.

>>81687384
some men have 1 inch
some men have 10 inch
same with pussy

>>81679035
Good news! You don't have to look at it.
All you have to do is take it. There are usually no eyes in the vagina!
>not liking horse cock
Congrats on avoiding the bestiality trap I guess, lol.

I'm only really commenting because for the first 5 seconds you sounded like my ex who I hadn't heard in years and it gave me a mini PTSD episode until you kept talking, Jesus.
It's been 5 years and I guess I'm still bothered by it. Thanks for that I guess.

>>81679170
>lengthen into what though?
You know women carry children there right? There's quite a bit of space that just goes unused. One reason why women are so much weaker than men, we have the ability to have our insides be more solid than theirs.

>>81687851
chuddha to the right cannot be tempted by a foid

>>81679761
Don't worry about it.
Seriously.
I'm 8in and I've been told I'm too big. It's not like I can just... get smaller.
A woman will orgasm from getting fingered. A FINGER. Your penis is fine.
Women will divorce you even if you're as rich as bill gates, don't be so insecure. What I mean by that sentence, is that there's NOTHING you can do, so don't make her the important thing in your heart. Or she'll leave and take the heart with her.

>>81681477
>born a horse
>alright, time to experience hot femaon pussy!
>tfw gelding, not stallion

>>81688024
>born a stallion
>alright, time to experience hot femanon pussy!
>tfw having sex with ugly horses instead of beautiful cosplaying e-girls

>retarded faggot spamming this webm mulitple times in under 10 minutes

>>81688088
>be stallion
>don't even get to fuck horse girls (horse)
>have to fuck the horse-stand rubber vagina thing
>don't even know what it's called because just a dumb horse
>oh fuck was that a mouse
>*jump sideways 5 feet*