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Anonymous No.81678766 >>81678781 >>81678798 >>81678812 >>81678840 >>81678877 >>81678885 >>81678888 >>81678966 >>81679207 >>81679373 >>81679461 >>81679579 >>81679612 >>81679877 >>81680070 >>81680603 >>81680931 >>81681002 >>81681477 >>81682798 >>81683190 >>81683858 >>81684166 >>81686780
>more and more foids take the horse pill everyday
why couldn't i be born an equine...
Anonymous No.81678781 >>81679612
>>81678766 (OP)
I already jerked off 3 times this morning, god fucking damn it.
Anonymous No.81678785
>inb4 sea monkey
Anonymous No.81678798 >>81678827 >>81678844 >>81687075
>>81678766 (OP)
This looks scary and painful. Yucky yucky ew
Anonymous No.81678812
>>81678766 (OP)
It's over for Rover.
Anonymous No.81678827 >>81678858
>>81678798
There are few that can take it that rough, you're in the right for saying this, I've watched a good deal of women taking these horse dildos and I can count on one hand the number of them who can take it on a fuck machine.
Anonymous No.81678840 >>81678862 >>81682819 >>81684840
>>81678766 (OP)
Remember, if your dick isn't as big as this she will barely feel anything. All women do this these days and their pussies expect to be penatrated this way. This is the new normal.
Anonymous No.81678844 >>81679377 >>81680931 >>81683868 >>81684166 >>81686780
>>81678798
then why does she do it daily and cum so hard?
Anonymous No.81678858 >>81678872 >>81678875 >>81686674
>>81678827
Im more concerned about the cervix. Do most of these chicks have cervixes high up? Are they not worried about it getting bruised? Eughhhghgh makes me shiver
Anonymous No.81678862 >>81678884
>>81678840
men are literally wearing prosthetic cocks to try and fool these foids.
and it works, it's what they think most guys have now
Anonymous No.81678872 >>81678904
>>81678858
Their cervix is exactly where yours is, although the vaginal cavity can have a varying degree of depth depending on the woman and how turned on she is.
A lot of these women either don't experience as much or any pain when the cervix is hit, and some like the pain.
Anonymous No.81678875 >>81679794
>>81678858
they have retroverted uterus's, supposedly women with it can stretch their pussys really deep, although im not sure why when looking at the diagram.
around 10% of women have it
Anonymous No.81678877
>>81678766 (OP)
my fellow African Americans... our response?? I can't compete with this. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Anonymous No.81678884 >>81678959
>>81678862
I would say why are moids like this, but women finding this shit attractive makes me wanna gag. Shit looks like a sausage roll
Anonymous No.81678885 >>81678889
>>81678766 (OP)
Why do foids get to have all the fun? Need one to peg me with a horse strap
Anonymous No.81678888
>>81678766 (OP)
>Not gaping her asshole
Well I'm not fapping then. I want to see that ass prolapsed.
Anonymous No.81678889 >>81678894
>>81678885
well why do they spam it?
Anonymous No.81678894
>>81678889
I don't get how that relates to my response
Anonymous No.81678899
>white woman
>tattoos
>horse dildo
yep checks out
Anonymous No.81678904 >>81678916 >>81678921
>>81678872
Sex is scary. This whole thread is scary. What the hell yucky ew
Anonymous No.81678916 >>81678977
>>81678904
Some people are so hung up on sex that they're mentally ill.
I would have normal vanilla sex with you, nona, none of this degenerate shit.
Anonymous No.81678921 >>81678955
>>81678904
what's your ideal size and limit?
Anonymous No.81678955 >>81682852
>>81678921
fingering myself feels weird and not pleasurable so I think all of these options are yucky.
Anonymous No.81678959
>>81678884
>I would say why are moids like this, but women finding this shit attractive makes me wanna gag
yeah there are both men and women like this, just as degenerate.
there are men who wish they had horse dicks and women who wish they could get fucked my horse dicks.
it's a human condition
Anonymous No.81678966 >>81678979
>>81678766 (OP)
There are men who worry about their penis size when women can literally take horse cock sized penises.

Nature sure is funny
Anonymous No.81678977 >>81678992 >>81683834
>>81678916
>never had sex
>bf is experienced
>tells me its okay if I dont want sex
>tfw you feel like a shitty gf because sex is Le heckin scary
Anonymous No.81678979
>>81678966
It doesn't even matter anyway, it's entirely mental for the majority of women, they have to like the idea of taking your penis which is rarer than you know, some of them need to know that it's big enough that their friends would envy it, etc.
The entire thing is fucked, human romance and sex is fucked.
Anonymous No.81678992 >>81679035
>>81678977
have you tried mouth stuff first? maybe rubbing his tip along your entrance? take small steps and you might not find it as scary.
you could try with the lights off if you don't want him seeing you naked
Anonymous No.81679035 >>81679066 >>81679079 >>81679082 >>81679107 >>81679157 >>81679651 >>81685869 >>81687986
>>81678992
>mouth stuff
>sex in the dark
Ermmm
https://voca.ro/17U9LR6jUW9U
Anonymous No.81679066
>>81679035
i will masturbate to this
Anonymous No.81679079 >>81679453
>>81679035
You sound fat.
Go on a diet, immediately.
Anonymous No.81679082 >>81679105
>>81679035
have you got him to try mouth stuff on you? or maybe rub your clit while kissing you? just sexual stuff that doesn't actually have any penetration.
my first gf was terrified of sex but after rubbing her clit and eating her out for half an hour she literally begged me to put it in
Anonymous No.81679105 >>81679350
>>81679082
That is also like a creepypasta to me. Too scary. The most Ill do I dry humping and thats it.
Anonymous No.81679107 >>81679166
>>81679035
>I'm 5
Who molested you?
Anonymous No.81679109 >>81679134 >>81679143
I actually dont get this, like where tf does it go? yeah I know some women can fit big dicks but that thing is like 2 feet, like where does it actually go? theres having a big pussy then theres just having no organs, they have guts, the human body has a lot of organs, surely this can fuck you up? I mean mr hands literally died from horse dick
Anonymous No.81679134 >>81679170
>>81679109
Where does the food go when you eat a meal? The stretchy parts expand, the skin isn't a rubber band.
Anonymous No.81679143 >>81679170 >>81679186
>>81679109
Vaginas can lengthen, and those dildos do compress a bit since women usually buy the least firm versions.
Anonymous No.81679157 >>81679203
>>81679035
why kind of futa porn do you like? do you like big dick futas or little dick futas?
Anonymous No.81679166
>>81679107
>my birth mother
>birth grandmother
Yerp
Anonymous No.81679170 >>81679438 >>81687991
>>81679134
no but theres organs and you dont eat that much food anyway but a 2 foot plastic dick? surely thats poking some organs
>>81679143
lengthen into what though? they have a certain length and then you have organs, does that not feel weird moving your guts around because theres no room due to a 2 foot latex willy inside of you?
Anonymous No.81679172 >>81679217
Have you tried not being terrible at sex?
Anonymous No.81679186 >>81679219 >>81679270
>>81679143
>dildos do compress a bit since women usually buy the least firm versions
I looked up some of her videos and the dildos with a huge knot were pretty disappointing because they wanted to just compress on the outside
Anonymous No.81679203 >>81679524 >>81682473 >>81682489 >>81682552
>>81679157
Hyper futa cock is kinda scary. When it starts looking like a third leg i dont like it.
Touhou futa on top tho
Anonymous No.81679204 >>81679268
so its all just an illusion? they just compress into nothing? so in theory with a solid plastic dick how much can someone actually take?
Anonymous No.81679207
>>81678766 (OP)
That's based as fuck
Anonymous No.81679217
>>81679172
Horses are good at sex?
Anonymous No.81679219 >>81679280 >>81682552
>>81679186
Top ten yucky ew moments. Ever.
Anonymous No.81679268 >>81679761
>>81679204
qweenselene (picrel) is one of these women who can take 14+ inch dildos but when she took a hard solid one she bottomed out at 11 inches, and she has the biggest pussy in the world.
can't find the video now but it was on her twitter.

so im guessing most of these women would bottom out at 9-10 inches since they're bigger than most but not as big as selene
Anonymous No.81679270
>>81679186
sucks that tweetney got topped by this girl now only a matter of time when this one says they're agender too just like indigo white
Anonymous No.81679280 >>81679316
>>81679219
yet you keep coming back to this thread...
i think you secretly want to get raped by a horsecock futa with a giant cock, even if it hurts
Anonymous No.81679316 >>81682584
>>81679280
I keep coming back because I find this shit entertaining at best. Theres fuck all to do irl.
Anonymous No.81679350 >>81679379
>>81679105
have you ever given your bf a handjob?
Anonymous No.81679356
This shit is not possible. It would've punchured her organs.
AI is crazy realistic
Anonymous No.81679373
>>81678766 (OP)
so this is what liliack has been up to
Anonymous No.81679377 >>81679402
>>81678844
what's coming out of her pusi?
Anonymous No.81679379 >>81679410
>>81679350
And if I said no because im scared will mecha Hitler get me
Anonymous No.81679402 >>81679460
>>81679377
cum lube, she bought an industrial pump to pump it into herself at high dosages
Anonymous No.81679410
>>81679379
no i'm just wondering, hopefully you open up a bit to it at some point because it is wonderful with someone you love
Anonymous No.81679438
>>81679170
>they have a certain length and then you have organs
Their bodies were made for this, their insides will get out of the way, same process for when they are pregnant.
Anonymous No.81679453 >>81679595
>>81679079
She does sound fat.
Anonymous No.81679460
>>81679402
nice
usually i'm not into this type of thing
but this girl has a way of making it look hot
Anonymous No.81679461 >>81679651
>>81678766 (OP)
Seriously how does this physiologically work? How does this not bruise her organs or something? Where does all of that mass go? Does it curl over and point back around?
Anonymous No.81679524
>>81679203
Would you like being the hung futa instead?
Anonymous No.81679579 >>81679609
>>81678766 (OP)
that weld looks bad asf
Anonymous No.81679595 >>81679603 >>81679640
>>81679453
The fact she ignored my post proves that she's insecure about it as well.
She would just need to go on a diet in order to be attractive, but she won't!
Anonymous No.81679603
>>81679595
myth has it he's still figuring out how to fall down the rest of the hole
Anonymous No.81679609
>>81679579
It doesn't need to be structural grade, she isn't pointing it straight up and using it as a mechanical bull
Anonymous No.81679612
>>81678766 (OP)
>>81678781
I would like to replace the silicone with wood, maybe I'd pick a boner then.
Anonymous No.81679640 >>81679646 >>81679735 >>81679753 >>81682295
>>81679595
Im too much of narc to care about what an anon says. God loves me and I am divinely protected
Anonymous No.81679646 >>81680032
>>81679640
i love you ebonybot
i wish you all the best :)
Anonymous No.81679651
>>81679461
>Does it curl over and point back around?
Yes, if the pressure building up inside the dildo, by the force applied by her body, is not uniform, otherwise it broadens.
>>81679035
I like your voice, it doesn't give me a headache.
Anonymous No.81679735
>>81679640
Right, so how fat are you actually?
What's your BMI?
Anonymous No.81679753
>>81679640
NEED MULATTA PUSSY
Anonymous No.81679761 >>81688013
>>81679268
How in the FUCK am I supposed to compete with that? Bad Dragon and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Anonymous No.81679794
>>81678875
Like tweetney
Anonymous No.81679842
>nooo you can't jerk your dick to loli horsecock that's unrealistic
yeah okay whatever
Anonymous No.81679877 >>81679958
>>81678766 (OP)
>6 inches is big enoug- ACK!
Anonymous No.81679945 >>81680062
fellow r9k foids plz don't ruin your holes :(
Anonymous No.81679958
>>81679877
>6 inches in diameter
Anonymous No.81680032
>>81679646
Peace and love on planet nonalandia anon
Anonymous No.81680062
>>81679945
Vaginas are designed to fit a baby through. Penis size shame was just another Jewish psyop on (mostly white) men.
Anonymous No.81680070
>>81678766 (OP)
Wish I had woman into this stuff.
Anonymous No.81680603 >>81680678
>>81678766 (OP)
i have to admit that despite how hot horsecock sounds theoretically, in practice it's fucking disgusting
Anonymous No.81680678
>>81680603
You might find it disgusting because you posted a man shoving it up his ass, fag shit is disgusting, Anon. :)
Anonymous No.81680931 >>81681049
>>81678766 (OP)
>>81678844
I didn't even know that was physically possible. Obviously im a virgin but what's that about hitting the cervix. I thought that was a physical limiation. Is she pushing it through the cervix into her womb? my anatomy is pretty bad btw
Anonymous No.81681002
>>81678766 (OP)
If my sea monkey penis is 20% of that. My life would be a lot better
Anonymous No.81681006 >>81681049
tfw actual horse girl, not horse dildo girl

lole
Anonymous No.81681049
>>81680931
Firstly, vaginas are sretchy. They are capable of pushing babies out. Baby head is bigger than even flared horse dildo.
Secondly, guts aren't rigid. You can squeeze and move them around to some extend. I got to fist a girl and so feel up whole place and while cervix feels like hard tube, you can easily move fingers around it or push fist below it, basically squeezing or moving intensines to the side.
And lastly, since I like monster/beast theme, I find some of animal cocks aesthetically pleasing and majestic, I bought collection of mini-dildos. They are keychain sized, like 7cm long, and made for collection purposes and for clients to test whether they like how it's made etc, not for actual use. What was surprising is how much you can bend and squeeze them. They are really soft. I know this company offers silicone of 3 levels: soft, medium and hard, and I don't know if it's soft or medium, probably the former. When I was reading reviews of horsecocks, some couple who ordered biggest size with custom-made hole for fucking machine has written they specifically requested shaft to be made of medium and flare of soft so it wouldn't bend as much going in, but was squishable enough for flare to enter without pain.

>>81681006
I've read it several times. Larp until proven otherwise.
Anonymous No.81681477 >>81681584 >>81688024
>>81678766 (OP)
>why couldn't i be born an equine...
OP is gonna get sent to the glue factory
Anonymous No.81681584
>>81681477
Or as a stallion and be destined to keep cumming in semen collection devices never know how sweet mare walls feels like.
Anonymous No.81682295
>>81679640
Im gonna do like OP video to you
Anonymous No.81682473 >>81682489
>>81679203
Amazing taste, I love that artist.
Tell me femanon, since you like futa, how do you feel about femboy on female? Particularly stuff where the femboy is dominant?
https://nhentai.net/g/552886/
Anonymous No.81682489
>>81679203
>>81682473
maybe link in that image wasn't feminine enough, how about this?
Anonymous No.81682552 >>81682584
>>81679219
Why do you have blackwashed anime characters saved on your iphone? Why are they so poor quality? Do you also not know how to save a gif >>81679203 ?
Anonymous No.81682584
>>81682552
>>81679316
Or did you seriously use a bucket tool to make that character brown lmfao?
I thought I was gonna have some new cute brown 2d girl shows to add to my list, but it's just a black person blackwashing anime characters. I'm watching these two anyways, but fuck you.
Anonymous No.81682798 >>81687065
>>81678766 (OP)
I really hate that these huge fantasy dildo videos turn me on so much. Probably the only kink I wish I didn't have because it's something I'd be afraid to ever ask a girl to do for me. I don't want to ruin her holes. People say they still enjoy dick even if they fuck these huge dildos but even if that's true I dunno man.
Anonymous No.81682819
>>81678840
So this is how you commit a suicide shooting yourself from 6 feet away with none of your fingerprints on the gun.
Anonymous No.81682852
>>81678955
You wouldn't be able to resist my kisses anon. Trust me I would learn you to love it again.
Anonymous No.81683190
>>81678766 (OP)
based
id do the same as her but im too high inhib and shameful of my faggotry to actually go through with buying a dildo
Anonymous No.81683834
>>81678977
But he says it's okay if you don't want to have sex
If he wanted to, he would ask about other things or press it
tldr: Your BF doesn't find you attractive, so don't feel bad about denying sex
Anonymous No.81683858
>>81678766 (OP)
Fucking DISGUSTING. KILL YOURSELF DEMON
Anonymous No.81683868
>>81678844
No woman cums from that you virgin
Anonymous No.81684166 >>81685941
>>81678766 (OP)
>>81678844
I always find these funny, cause you watch or read hentais where the girl fucks a minotaur or some dragon and you think
>lmao no way that would work, she's get split in half
And then you see this shit and figure okay, maybe those fantasy pornos are feasible
Anonymous No.81684840
>>81678840
This is actually good news. Since we are entering an era of turbo-destroyed pussy where no man alive has a chance, a healthy average 5.5er is hardly any different than a fat and meat 8.5er to a horsemaxxed olympian.
Anonymous No.81685869
>>81679035
Sounds like you're just not comfortable bottoming and would rather be the one fucking him instead of getting fucked.
Anonymous No.81685941
>>81684166
Are you comparing a plastic dildo to an actual Horse cock? Why are you all so fucking retarded
Anonymous No.81686644
Wish girls were mroe receptive to knotted or flared dildos. Doesn't even have to be this massive. It's just so hot.
Anonymous No.81686674
>>81678858
The vagina is like the TARDIS, bigger on the inside than on the outside.
Anonymous No.81686702
Why has this thread become a faggot larp thread
Anonymous No.81686780 >>81687137
>>81678766 (OP)
>>81678844
Sauce? I can't find a name anywhere, pls link
Anonymous No.81687065
>>81682798
>huge fantasy dildo videos turn me on
I don't know how your brain is wired to enjoy it, but I'm not into fantasy action, fantasy is otherwise a plot.
Anonymous No.81687075
>>81678798
The "yucky" word from females is a coded word. It means force them to do the yucky thing.
Anonymous No.81687137
>>81686780
It's in bottom right corner.
Anonymous No.81687384 >>81687851
>"there's no way that'll fi-"
>it actually fits inside her
what the fuck. i have heard online of women that have trouble fitting above average men inside them. and this is basically a muscular forearm that is longer than a regular forearm.
Anonymous No.81687851 >>81688009
>>81687384
some men have 1 inch
some men have 10 inch
same with pussy
Anonymous No.81687986
>>81679035
Good news! You don't have to look at it.
All you have to do is take it. There are usually no eyes in the vagina!
>not liking horse cock
Congrats on avoiding the bestiality trap I guess, lol.

I'm only really commenting because for the first 5 seconds you sounded like my ex who I hadn't heard in years and it gave me a mini PTSD episode until you kept talking, Jesus.
It's been 5 years and I guess I'm still bothered by it. Thanks for that I guess.
Anonymous No.81687991
>>81679170
>lengthen into what though?
You know women carry children there right? There's quite a bit of space that just goes unused. One reason why women are so much weaker than men, we have the ability to have our insides be more solid than theirs.
Anonymous No.81688009
>>81687851
chuddha to the right cannot be tempted by a foid
Anonymous No.81688013
>>81679761
Don't worry about it.
Seriously.
I'm 8in and I've been told I'm too big. It's not like I can just... get smaller.
A woman will orgasm from getting fingered. A FINGER. Your penis is fine.
Women will divorce you even if you're as rich as bill gates, don't be so insecure. What I mean by that sentence, is that there's NOTHING you can do, so don't make her the important thing in your heart. Or she'll leave and take the heart with her.
Anonymous No.81688024 >>81688088
>>81681477
>born a horse
>alright, time to experience hot femaon pussy!
>tfw gelding, not stallion
Anonymous No.81688088 >>81688247
>>81688024
>born a stallion
>alright, time to experience hot femanon pussy!
>tfw having sex with ugly horses instead of beautiful cosplaying e-girls
Anonymous No.81688195
>retarded faggot spamming this webm mulitple times in under 10 minutes
Anonymous No.81688247
>>81688088
>be stallion
>don't even get to fuck horse girls (horse)
>have to fuck the horse-stand rubber vagina thing
>don't even know what it's called because just a dumb horse
>oh fuck was that a mouse
>*jump sideways 5 feet*