Anyone else here a morbidly obese manlet with poor hygiene and a bad case of swamp ass. Had to wipe half a dozen times cause it kept feeling itchy and uncomfortably wet back there.

I have my own shower and i clean my ass in the shower i dont have a bidet

>>81680777 (OP)
No, I'm not morbidly obese but I'm a 5'3 brown sea monkey

because my dad took a shower with me? i do not think so