Thread 81680901

Sandford Lane edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvXMEOYLeuA

sweaty sex with SSM

dossers just can't stop winning

Braindead mong didn't have what it takes to get a Swiss visa and now he's crying about it on /britfeel/.

Cry more mongoloid.

CHOON.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFlBNMvIAMw

oh my days singapore looks proper futuristic

>>81680919
whydontyou give up your siwss visa and come back?

I have a bottle of Sandford Lane (to drink). AMA.

Get good grades, go to a good university, get a swiss visa. Doable, no?

>>81680941
>Doable, no?
Not likely

>81680869
the mini shot glass is wedged in there so tightly, it won't budge at all. tried rubber gloves for friction, washing up liquid/immersing it for lubrication, a bottle opener (on the little handle) as a hook or lever. don't want to smash either glass, ideally.

>>81680870
explain?

>>81680941
so let's be real. how stupid is that neighborhood?

>>81680946
meant for >>>81680869 obviously

currently got it soaking upside down in washing up liquid but i doubt that'll magically do anything. might try WD-40.

>>81680891
>>81680906
Hong Kong is such a soulless hellhole that a ton of them have moved here in the past couple of years. I already conceded Singapore. Japan has worse weather, worse architecture, worse geography, worse work culture, worse housing, and more importantly, worse people. Korea is just a bad Japan. Thailand is a third world shithole that is only popular with middle aged divorced sexpats and nonces

He's moving spots. Seagulls aren't happy with the music. Seagulls come first.
He RSPB membah

>>81680941
>Doable, no?
Not at all, no

>lads talking about normal stuff when it's choonsday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcxjNQxf0Uo

sandford lane cancelled de lads
he not going to upset the seagulls
he RSPB member

>>81680944
>>81680966
why not, lods?

Who wants to send me 20 quid then?
Skint n nae cash for a week like.. soz but ssm makes me thirsty

I agree most countries are better than UK, but not many places can beat Nottingham

we a gamer in life x

>>81680974
3 yous mate dorm to this

Shippy do you know Swiss german?

taking ruth to the yorkshire sculpture park and making her sculpt my cock

>>81680976
Do you have monero? Ill send it

>>81680977
Went there once and it was okay I guess.

>>81680901 (OP)
This fat fuck reminds me I need to go on a cut

Also, all bong ruled countries are the worst places on the globe

much love, signed
not a bong

>>81680986
No but you've got me thinking, I don't have any books on Romansh

>>81681003
ugly af language desu. mate of mine speaks it

>>81680993
Will do soon, thanks lad.
As if too, thanks a lot. First month on UC and this payment is taking my entire life to arrive. Never been so bored.

My reality is realer than yours.

>>81680993
Cheers lad
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Why don't you be born by the coast in Sussex and study Natural Sciences at Jesus College Cambridge, specialising in chemistry in your third and final year? Then why don't you obtain your PhD degree from the University of East Anglia for research into the theory of magnetic resonance? Then why don't you spend two years at the University of Bristol working on the computational implementation of a novel theory of the electronic structure of small molecules?

>UK sucks actually
No, it's just you're so intimately familiar with it you've decided to only focus on the bad parts. Obviously it's not perfect, but compared to almost anywhere else outside of Europe, it's a paradise. If you're lucky enough to be wealthy and live in an upper-middle class borough, I cannot think of a single other place on planet Earth that is better for a native, White Englishman

HHL has won

>>81681025
sent, should arrive shortly

>>81680980
Get a life x

>My OS?
Arch Linux
>My crypto?
Secure, private and untraceable
>My yoo?
kay'd

>>81681044
>but compared to almost anywhere else outside of Europe, it's a paradise.

>>81681051
Hairline status, Lollers?

Fuck knows how it works but should have something to do with this i think
>>81680993
Dont know who the other guy was but that wasnt me

>>81681025
You motherfucker, i needed that

>>81681059
Don't know who this guy is but it's not me.

>My hairline?
Norwood I

>My hairline?
Gone

the apu is really getting into AI cat slop on instagram

>>81681079
Sure mate. we all know you're a bald bastard

>>81680861
help ;__;

trying to thing if i have anything perfectly hook-shaped, that would also fit under the glass (there's a little bit of a gap)

current plan is a dough hook attachment for an electric whisk. can grab the handle (guessing it'll just snap off tbqh), going to grip it with rubber gloves now

>>81681071
Just a lil joke lad, I'll pass it on once it's arrived.
You won't be able to cash out XMR in yookay anyway.

Playing Balatro on my phone while I work at a store that's empty most of the time

Irritates me when people say "sleep tight little angel" in reference to dead kids. Urgh

post your adress and youll send you some booze

>>81681111
What booze?

Hairline?
Straight and solid. Unwavering, even.
Norwood 1

>>81681090
I hope so dude, ive been on pennies for weeks. Im losing the plot recently..

Wanking in the toilets at work

*still shilling in this thread*

Wanking in my van

Chinky for tea de laaaads so get in. My last day as a NEET

>>81681121
Balding bastard LARPing again

used to smoke for 10 years nowadays i find it disgusting

>>81681137
Ya wish lad

>>81681136
Why give up being neet?

>>81681143
I'm enjoying smoking and vaping less and less. Hopefully I just get bored of it, bored enough to counteract the chemical dependency

Baking in my smelly boxroom lads

how to cash out monero in the uk:
buy cocaine on the darknet with monero
sell cocaine IRL for pounds

>>81681143
Best thing for you lad. I'm not a heavy smoker by any means- less than a pack a week. There's just something about a ciggy and a pint, or a ciggy and a coffee, or a ciggy and a brandy. Dadberg is disappointed by my little habit I think. It's mumberg's fault for not breastfeeding me, if Freud's to be believed.

>Future of finance
>Can't buy fuck all with it

fuck ME had to sit through some team building bullshit today and this slob running it was some fat hog from Brighton. jesus wept she was out of breath putting cones out for the blind egg race

Having a wank and accidentally casting it to the TV downstairs

>>81681162
>It's mumberg's fault for not breastfeeding me,
Me too lad. I reckon it fucked me up

>>81681136
What job have you got lad?

>>81681177
Brother almost did this in the car with Bluetooth speakers. Was seconds of blasting out shagging moans from the car in front of me and mum. I didnt say anything I just pretended I never saw it. Kek.

Having a wank in the living room and accidentally spaffing on the cushions

>>81681190
did this once with a sandwich bag full of vaseline inbetween the sofa cushions

>>81681188
WFH prompt engineer

Having a wank in front of the family pet

you knees god.

>>81681197
Teach me mate, how do you get that job after being a NEET

>>81680861
ended up just hacking the handle off with a bread knife

it not rite ;_;

>>81681188
>What job have you got lad?
No comment

Having a wank with your mum's dirty knickers

>>81681198
really grim this desu especially when the cat/dog gives you this sorry look

>>81681203
volunteer and apply for jobs and when offered one accept it and go from there simple as

going to town on my new fleshlight

>>81681212
My cat is a virgin too so its less awkward

>>81681209
coooor mum knew I was nabbing her dirty sweaty panties growing up and she often left them out on the landing before going out. I grew up having the best orgasms smelling my mums scent.

>>81681231
trip on crossy x

>>81681247
im footlad you mong nothing like that pathetic cockroach kilt wearing mong

a life of work was never for me anyway

>>81681253
arent you the guy who has to pay his own mother 750 pounds rent each month to live in his childhood boxroom despite being on minimum wage?

>>81681259
a life of moaning and everyone moving on leaving you to stagnate and rot alone it is then.

Fuq it, whats rhe worst that can happen..
Anybody feeling generous? Im tryna get 20 quid and will delete afterwards.
Sorry to monero dude but someone else got their code before i could. Thanks anyway

>>81681261
i tried my best in life mate and nobody hired me so what am i supposed to do

fat women really wind me up x

well, time to dissolve a gram of ketamine in 10ml of water and turn it into a nasal spray
It might not be for you, but it for me

death to the idf (international disgusting fatties)

I love my Steam Deck x
Running on Linux

my list of people I genuinely have zero respect for and should be shot into space are
>immigrants
>benefit scroungers
>fat women

cheers x

>>81681335
Yet your posting here? Ironic. Do you know where you are son?

>>81681348
you make 95 percent of the posts here and those two drug addicts hhl and kilt mong do the rest. go fuck yourself you fat mong cunt

Love multicultural Britain me.

well, might as well KEEP drinking since i bought alcohol. don't think i'll go pure alky again.

Hobgoblin is shite now, isn't it? anon the other day was correct.

Never felt pleasure from wanking ever. First time I ejaculated I was 24. Feel no positive sensation .

>>81681253
I see youre also a fan of Matthew

>>81681362
If my presence here makes YOU seethe exclusively, then its worth all the while. Thank you for feeding into my life force.

>>81681363
Based muslim woman rightfully disgusted at degenerate behaviour

>>81681377
I want to take that tight little twink and breed him deep. Brings out something primal in me

Completely burned out from my job. Been this way for months. Today I did fuck all. Important email replies? Ignored.
New emails into the inbox? DELETE
Don't care anymore. Need to run away.

>>81681383
no worries bud have a great evening

>>81680964
Does he like birds because they can't smell and won't judge him?

Wonder if Jammers will make an appearance in the thread this evening, to shill his shitty, soppy slop channel

seething fatties

Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't've?

i can kind of taste what it USED to be like

why did they change it, beer-anons?

>>81681398
>Stop working for months
>Get made redundant with severance
>Claim bennies for the stress and live an easy life Nicolemaxxing
Easy

>>81681386
Eh he's not that cute. I respect his bravery to wear those terrible outfits though. He should just go full tranno

>just give up on yourself
>become redundant socially and professionally
>you will be happy

lmao terrible advice x

>>81681410
Don't think I've never been in love romantically. I've had a couple of relationships longer than a year and said "I love you" but I didn't really mean it.

watching Spree

easy x

>>81681398
Life is never this easy lad

Occasional reminder that everywhere the British Empire colonised, they themselves were opressing neighbours and their own people. In India, you have people burning widows alive and then say "Saar, saar, no saar you can't colonise us saar, it's unfair saar!" In Africa you had thousands of tribes all enslaving and killing each other and the British empire was the only thing that brought any sort of civilisation to them. People bring native American deaths from disease up as if that was anyone's fault at all, it's just natural biology.

The British empire was the greatest thing to happen in the history of the world, (taking 2 millenia to beat the Romans) and seethers can't accept it.

>>81681189
get him a trip on here lad

>>81681410
Unironically yeah, my penultimate ex. Still think about her

>>81681455
Doesn't mean fuck all when we've been colonised now. Does not mean a single fucking thing.
We don't reap the benefits of it, so why should we care for some crumbled empire that arguably caused immigration centuries later

Yes, I like metal. Yes, I'm fat. Yes, I wear cargo shorts and a band t-shirt everywhere I go. Yes, I smell like BO and onions. If that's alright with you?

Coooorrrr, hot as balls innit? You know, AC really does do wonders. It reduces stress, saves money, incentivises solar infrastructure, is negatively correlated with existing energy demand and of course it saves lives and saves the NHS money.

In fact, we should implement a new statutory right in law for AC on health grounds. We could set up a system where you get an AC-note from your GP (or outsourced to an independent public-private partnership for assessment of AC eligibility).

Social homes, especially ones with older and vulnerable tenants, should be retrofitted by a sub-department of the DHSC. And then if they can't afford it, we could implement some kind of summer fuel allowance for pensioners.

Cooooorrrrr, reckon I'm on to something here!

>>81681384
Nah she just wishes she were free from this religious bollocks. She must regret her life so much having only been able to serve some man through an arranged marriage. Women have no rights in this country for as long as religion is accepted.

>>81681490
Somehow I don't think she thinks those things at all lad

>>81681475
NTA but I agree with the sentiment behind this post, EXCEPT for:
>arguably caused immigration centuries later
No. The government controls the borders and allows every single person who has ever come here to come in. Immigration is not some historically contingent inescapable conclusion, it is simply the result of policy. We could close the borders tomorrow if we wanted.

>>81681475
>arguably caused immigration centuries later
It didn't though. Why would it only only start in real quantities in 1997 if it was linked to the empire? And why would it be replicated all over Europe even in countries without any empire?
The only people who try and link it to the empire do a curious leftist argument where they say "immigration is good but it's also punishment for the empire".

Can't help but feel this lad is going to be in pain by the time he's in bed.

Cut your hair lads. Half of you have shitty, stringy, greasy hair and it being long has no favours

>>81681490
>Nah she just wishes she were free from this religious bollocks
I think like a western liberal so this muslim must do too.

>She must regret her life so much
She'll either be thinking 'thank allah I didn't end up like them', or maybe also have pity on them

>having only been able to serve some man through an arranged marriage
Women are mentally wired to serve men, what makes men satisfied doesn't make women satisfied

>Women have no rights in this country
they have far, far too many rights

>>81681502
>You called and We answered
lad

So did you get the monero?

they should ban sweets, big bags of crisps and non-zero calorie fizzy drinks.

>>81681512
The ladies love my long hair tho

>haha yeah that ugly brown 75 IQ immigrant replacing native brits is actually fucking BASED because she doesn't want hot young women wearing bikinis at the beach and hate jews!

Unbelievably retarded. It's all so tiresome.

>>81681512
you are correct anon but I cba desu

Japan is not fat because they have a good diet x

>>81681518
Even the Windrush itself was a ship the British tried to divert elsewhere

>alcohol is supposed to be this great thing
>it's actually a bit shite

i know it's helpful socially. i WANT to like the drinks themselves. i know i used to like them. even these beers taste like hairspray.

it's some weird fucking black/whateverpill, this, i hope you lids who drink have a good life

>>81681532
Name on Arbs, I wasn't saying she was based, merely that she's happy

>>81681541
>British Nationality Act 1948

>>81681540
Except you can get extremely fat no matter how 'good' your diet is so long as you eat enough calories of it to put on weight. Sumos are an obvious example, excellent typical japanese diets and yet giant because they eat 5000 calories of that food a day.

Japanese people aren't fat because they are openly disgusted by fat people and don't even try to hide it. It's gross to be fat and they know and so they don't want to be. That's all there is to it.

look alcohol is so bad for you unreal how mongs drink it all the time

>>81681545
Drinking is nice, just don't overdo it
>these beers taste like hairspray
Try different beers

>>81681555
>not actually engaging in conversation and just green texting acts of parliament

>>81681556
calm down fatty

That paki in the photo really hit the jackpot

>Never has to work
>Loyal husband
>Regular shags
>A brood of sprogs
her life is fucking miles better that those basically-nude stacies beside her

I love being morbidly obese. I eat and drink whatever the fuck I want. Don't care if my heart packs up at 40, I'd rather be hedonistic and die young than never do anything interesting and live until 100 or whatever. Now I'm gonna wank myself dry x

Manged to clockmaxx 5/6 of the day away so far

>>81680991
It's a shame she's probably upset real bad lately because of mongs.

>>81681589
bet she browses this thread daily

Why did Farage and Lowe vote against the Welfare Reform Bill? Thought they wanted their own DOGE over here? I thought they hated dossers

>>81681578
>die at 40
Well lad at least you wont cost the NHS much money.

living my life in my box room to the MAX

>>81681582
Shippy. I say this earnestly as someone who likes you and considers you a friend: please do not just sit about waiting to die.

>>81681597
Lots of the dossers and mong benefits claimants are fucking prime Reform voters lad.

Is it over if you're left on read for an hour after asking to hang out tomorrow?

>>81681600
looks quite nice honestly

>>81681611
> the dossers and mong benefits claimants are fucking prime Reform voters lad

>>81681600
Grim. How do your legs even fit under that desk?

>>81681600
It's all a man on neetbucks really needs. Take that way and things will be worse for society.

>>81681600
>Compared to anywhere in Asia, yookay's infinitely bett-ACK!

Me? A net fiscal deficit.

>>81681606
I tell you what lad, I can easily do a 15 hour shift and do a 15 hour shift the next day, but when I'm not working productivity falls off a cliff. Work has been so slow lately too. I'm on a zero hour contract which has always been fine because there was always more work than people, and it's cheaper offering overtime then getting agency works in, but demand seems like it's in terminal decline, might have to look for another job.

>>81681600
Do your back a favour and at least get a better chair laddy. Otherwise quite comfy.

The fuck does 'productivity' even mean when all you do is drive a fucking van around for minimum wage?

Twat thinks he's Steve Jobs.

>>81681667
>The fuck does 'productivity' even mean when all you do is drive a fucking van around
The amount of deliveries you do obviously.

>>81681594
What about her brother?

>>81681606
That's all any of us are doing though. Coping our way through life until our hearts pack in

>>81681639
Yea, because Japanese apartments are so much bigger and better lmao

>>81681639
>Hong Kong is better than yook- ACK!

>>81681667
christ lad, there was a lot of seethe behind this post

if benefit claimants suddenly got vouchers for food and necessities only. yeah bet all of a sudden those losers would get a job lmao

>>81681597
>Cut Welfare for the most vulnerable and save a pittance.

>>81681600
Would be better and less claustrophobic with a single bed and a change of layout. Doubt you're having much sex not sure why you need the double.

>>81681717
If that were to happen, the vidya industry would collapse.

>>81681721
when the most vulnerable are hhl and that prideful little wank stain cross mong yeah fuckers should be forced into work or left to rot homeless

I'm just clockmaxxing until Jammers drops a new vid

>>81681714
>Yea, Japanese housing is so much be-ACK!
Darn, even when make a gigantic exception, England still wins

>>81681717
They'd just do what the you-know-whos do in America and either buy shit they can resell for most the price or sell their foodstamps directly at a slight discount.

>>81681559
i'm an alcoholic, i.e. this is a relapse i guess.
have tried all sorts of beers, even joined CAMRA. but this as a drug? not great. as a beverage.

it's like when lads take acid and then weed fucks up their brains. REALLY glad it's not that. but this isn't even appealing.

>>81681594
She doesn't. She doesn't look at any nsfw sites. Her parents are quite strict when it comes to that sort of thing. Meanwhile they've been letting her drinking alcohol since like 5.

>>81681729
cry more on your commute, wagie

>Want a decent life in yookay?
>Just be the monarch bro
>You just have to fix your incel mindset dude

>>81681729
>hhl and that prideful little wank stain cross mong
2 of the best posts in the thread

>>81681751
cry more in the same four walls rotmong.

>lose an argument so massively you decide to cherrypick
>get destroyed again by a better cherrypicked example
Darn, not doing very well tonight are you little lad

>>81681659
Best of luck if you decide to pursue a different line of work Shippy. Perhaps you should join me in mine: people always want to gamble.

>>81681606
I've got something to concede, London is far superior to provincial towns, the more time I spend in them, even the top-tier ones like Malvern I realise how better London is.Peak London was probably late 90s or early 2000s, and it continues to go downhill, but provincial towns are going downhill so far that the gap is widening still. Something magical about slowly pulling into Waterloo station.

Need a cash injection ASAP de lods.

>go to police custody
>they tell me to sign at the end before release
>I don't

what's the point in that? never understood it.

>>81681771
Don't think I could ever do pencilling, I can cut down alright but pencilling just leads to a mess.

>>81681756
tick tock wagie
tick tock

>Generic modern city apartments are comparable to one of a kind castles for the monarch
The yookay defenders are not sending their best.

>>81681773
Cringe as fuck tbqh. London hasn't been good since at least 1970. Especially not early 90s and 2000s

>>81681788
It's all about the grip mate, all about the grip.

Need a monero (digital cash) injection ASAP

we should do ayahuasca

You really, really suck at this huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NWuiDr9oms&t=11s
>we always dolly

>you must contribute to society, you're just a waste of space otherwise

erm no wagie, you are the one damaging the planet more with your holidays abroad and tyre dust polluting everywhere you go. i'm actually better than you. i live a minimal lifestyle. my bennies keeps vidya makers in work.

>>81681822
Mine don't, because I pirate everything

Arbroathy really isn't happy today, must be a lot of sweat between those bollocks, no smooth swing, must be sticking together

>Apartment :|
>Apartment Japan :O!!!!!!!!: O!!!!!!!
Classic

>>81681827
When was the last time you finished a game though?
When I pirated everything I would play a game for like an hour and then never touch it again. Spending money incentivises you to actually beat the game you've purchased

>>Apartment :|
>>Apartment Japan :O!!!!!!!!: O!!!!!!!
Literally me

guess what I got a lovely bed it comfy x

Just wish I had a girlfriend lads.

>>81681773
>Something magical about slowly pulling into Waterloo station.
???????????

>>81681843
I finished FF6 around 3 days ago
>Spending money incentivises you to actually beat the game you've purchased
Kinda, but also, I feel if i need to be incentivised to play something, then I didn't wanna play it in the first place

Get a fucking job feminist cunt.

relaxing and taking it easy x

>>81681850
The view from the train is a lot better than from street view level

local catberg is feeling the heat

>>81681850
When you're used to a yookay boxroom this is the best it gets.
Pretty sad really, compared to the alternative.

>>81681880
Lazy fucker needs to get a job and contribute to the country.

>>81681881
>Mt Fuji

>>81681881
Don't get me wrong, Japanese architecture is DIRE, but I just find it odd that people would basedface over inner London

>>81681783
Post your monero address lad

Don't you hate it in your boxroom when it starts getting dark and you have to get up to turn the light on?

>>81681908
I just sit in the dark lad

Best app for slots? Any decent offers? Croupier man in?

Alexander Arguelles (worlds foremost chad) learning Catalan live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VRsibMiSBA

>>81681909
I have a lamp but sometimes I switch it off at the wall as that's closer to me when I sleep but further away when I'm sitting up. So it winds me up when I flick the switch but it's off on the other end.

>>81681908
How did you know it just started getting dark in my boxroom?

Boxroom is a very odd insult. The vast, vast majority of non-Americans have boxrooms. Property space is expensive as fuck

>>81681907
8423kKMP1kaW2YM5MN961E4cemA9hz4MbfqfY41cqpvHXyFKwPir7qUAY9GsCVTDiEV18iNAVKUVYefG3jSeGANn3uMbJEq if you're actually sending

>>81681731
Jammers hasn't had a drop of pussy since he was 19. Even then I bet he didn't get that far.

Aren't all rooms boxes in the end?

>>81681914
Oh wow, his accent is fucking terrible. I'm assuming he speaks Spanish, so the fact it's this bad is something else

>>81681939
Someone said that relationship was non-sexual, he doesn't strike me as a virgin though, bet he's on adultwork a lot.

>>81681941
Are you a Catalan speaker lod?

Yeah he speaks Spanish, his grandparents were native Spanish speakers so I think he should be pretty good at Spanish at least

Lass just puts a number like 17 in her tiktok description. Why? Is that her favourite number? I don't see lads do this.

>Literally the first minute of him learning a language
>H-he's fucking terrible!

>>81681959
I'm a Spanish speaker with a lot of exposure to Catalan. I'm not understating this; it's absolutely atrocious. If he just used whatever accent he used to learn Spanish, it would be 100x better... unless his Spanish accent is this bad.

>>81681970
I have only limited experience with Spanish, have never had any experience with Catalan and I can understand a fair bit.

i don't care if there's a new guy i want stale britfeel
chances of me retiring? i'm 34

>>81681970
>I'm a Spanish speaker
50 euro cents in the LARP jar

What happens when your parents die and you have never had a job? How do you protect your belongings if they take your castle?

Showed my mum the Nick, 30 meme. She didn't get it

>>81681968
I can tell you're a monolingual spastic who has no idea how the relationship between languages works. He claims to be fluent in multiple Romance language.

Just be quiet

>>81681939
Don't say mean things about him, or he'll make a video and shill it here.

>>81682010
>He claims to be fluent in multiple Romance language.
He is

>>81682020
>I was BULLIED for NOT HAVING SEX

cor posted in wrong thread
we all silly buggers in life

Shippy, you should look for better polyglot idols.

Or better yet, ignore them all except those super autist chads on languagelearningforum.

>>81682010
>>81681970
>>81681941
Alright lad, here's him speaking Spanish
>27:00

https://youtu.be/gbvh_ei4o4c?feature=shared&t=1620

You going anywhere nice with the girlfriend this summer lads?

>>81682048
The Irony is that he's a right Giza himself

>>81682044
Autist voice and autist mannerisms.

Tenner in the bingo wish me luck de lids.

Reckon she works in the warehouse?

>>81682061
Good morning SIC

>>81682064
Gambling is a good way to clockmaxx, especially at low stakes

>>81682048
Portugal and then up to Galicia my leeed

>>81682048
The Wrekin

What's this new "clockmaxxing" gimmick?

>>81682059
They look so fake. That teeth whitening, her shitty fake tan. Bet she looks like a fucking dog when you scrub all that shit off.

>>81682069
Being a thin young bint, you dont need to work as long as you have a camera

>>81682090
probably looks better tbqh

>>81682084
The NPC attitude towards life/time is that Time is precious, you should value it, not waste it, youth is better and that moving forward in time is bad, especially aging. It's encompassed by this meme, pic related.

Clockmaxxing however is embracing the passage of time, treating it as a race, aiming to go as far forward into the future as possible. A good way to do this is to imerse yourself in activities that make time fly

>>81681196
cor love a good macgyver wank where you construct some masturbatory device, a D.I.Y sex fanny if you will. Last time I did that I got a wide cup, two sponges and wrapped the two sponges in a plastic bag so it resembled fanny lips, lubed it up and inserted it into the glass. Was ridiculously tight as there wasn't much room to maneuver and I couldn't fit it all in but it was fairly decent.

>>81682077
What's Clockmaxx mean buddy?

watching Limmy x

Aren't we all clockmaxxing? We all want to do fun stuff and fun stuff makes clocks go faster. Life is just one giant cope

Would love to nosh on this pussy
>>81682131

>>81682131
this image will upset the three main virgins here
> fatty b mong
>kilt wearing cry baby crossmong
>alcoholic hhl

>>81682128
see >>81682115

>>81682139
indeed we are, but just embrace it, don't feel bad. Everything is pre-determined anyway, there will be a best day of the rest of your life, so just hurtle towards it

>>81681512
nah, literally just had a shower m8. Comes down to the top of my lumbar

>cleansing shampoo and hydrating conditioner
>shea butter for the ends locked in with hair oil spray
>scrunched using a 100 percent cotton t shirt

will be brushed later once dry using my boar bristle brush. I look after me hair I do oh aye yes I do. Will have the hairdresser knock about 3 inches off the ends and do a bit of maintenance in august I reckon. Had a bird compliment me hair saying it was thick and glossy.

2 and a half hours to make a video or i've failed my video a day goal

Today has been an Arabic day x

That Seaside Sanctuary growing by the day. I got a pub now and need to make a pub garden near the beaches and the benches and the benches and the beaches.

>>81682165
Any casino vlogs?

>>81682162
fucking poof
I just shampoo it, brush it, and fuck all else and lasses still like it.

>>81682148
Not upset at all my lid. Why would I be?

>>81682165
desu lad, I've been clockmaxxing all day waiting for the video, it's been the thing I was looking forward to most.

Garn down to the Beehive.

>>81682131
more like
limmy-nal
(lots of satisfying geometry in that image)

>>81682174
takes 2 seconds to look after it properly, can see your split dry ends from outer orbit lid

>>81682170
Heard a Polish woman in post office (if you hear a ton of "shhh" and "chhh" sounds from a White person, it's always Polish) so I cracked over my Polish grammar (it's a lot more regular than Russian grammar)

>>81681747
Sorry to hear it lad. Try to overcome that shit. Get help if necessary

>>81682188
Literally had a girl sat next to me at 3am look for split ends for hours and find none.
Also why the fuck would I give a shit, a split end isnt gonna do jack shit for me in life, nor am I gonna be in bed with a supermodel where she goes "aw yeah you're about to get the best bj of your life WAIT THATS A SPLIT END IM OUT"

Fully gay/woman behaviour mate

>>81682179
gwarn de weehive?

>>81682203
Aye lid I'm down the Beehive for a few bokkles.

>>81682202
your hairs deffo dead, bit defensive over what a man should or shouldn't do with his hair, bit gay that lad sort it out

>Have argument with someone yesterday
>They block me
>They have unblocked me today
>Haven't said anything.

Why unblock someone and then not speak to them?

>>81682084
It's Shippy waiting for his death because he's feeling depressed, from what I can gather.

>>81681753
First of all we need to dissolve the monarchy. Second of all, i dunno if fixing your mindset is enough. But I guess you have to try shit if you want to succeed in life.

>>81682216
>your hairs deffo dead
If you say so mate, had a girl get actively annoyed at me for how nice my hair was given I put in no work.

>>81682173
I recorded some slots to talk over

>>81682233
Got anything planned for the big day lad?

Imagine shagging a jungle lady.

>>81682226
>First of all we need to dissolve the monarchy

>>81682238
Just noticed the dubs I got on that post

Might go for a birthday lunch, might go for a wasino and a Toby, will probably spend a lot of it posting drivel here

>>81682231
my gf and her mum are jealous of my hair

>>81682252
Nice little wamble mate, maybe treat yourself to a birthday pint with that woby?

>>81682238
Planning to spend the day in the boxroom watching Star Trek and mum is bringing back a birthday cake from Tesco.

>>81682200
cheers lad.

honestly i don't think this will stick: alcohol is just shite. i feel a bit woozy and that's it. will have to get through these beers, like it's an effort, not a luxury.

Should I go visit Newcastle in September?

lassies gossiping about their hair x

>>81681545
Don't like it myself. Don't like the taste of beer, or spirits (cocktails are very nice though) and I absolutely hate the feeling of being drunk. I have like an anti-alcie gene or something

all metal fags I have encountered irl have been smelly and fat

Have over 700 games on Steam now, 90 percent of that I haven't even played.
Sick of it lads, Steam could be gone tomorrow and all that money would be wasted.
Gonna start going through my game catalog alphabetically starting from tomorrow.

>>81682304
can tell you get loads of pussy lmao

Some Garage for Ebin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khW5leL19SA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYNs2t11yxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QMA2WGvtmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao57h5S96oA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNmpRoRkKgE
https///www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOQA6oli2jc

>>81682272
Which show are you watching lid? Was planning on watching TNG, DS9 and Voyager again.

>>81682309
Are you 15 years old? You act like it

>>81682299
mixed bag at a show, some are smelly fat and autistic, some are normal and some are twinks. A good amount are smelly and fat though. Me? in incredibly good shape and smell fantastic.

>>81682304
Play Dishonored if you haven't. Cracking little game that

>>81682287
of course lad
what are you planning to do in Newcastle?

>>81682321
Played it on Xbox 360 back in the day but I'll replay it at some point.

>>81682287
Might as well, something to tick off in life experience

Banbury? Clockmaxxing
Newcastle? Cockmaxxing

There's a beehive in Newcastle too
Not similar though, more of a traditional pub

>>81682322
Going to run a half marathon.

>>81682330
Hopefully I won't be disappointed.

it is genuinely a blessing to society that the three main mongs of britfeel will die sexless loveless and without kids

>>81682364
>the three main mongs of britfeel
who are these three musketeers?

Cockmaxxing Banbury

boxroom dollymong seething again?

Spunking in Emily.

It's September 22 2025, two trains hurtle towards Newcastle station, both cross country, one from the south and one from the North, Arbroathy and Ebin disembark, neither of them are aware of the other's presence but both are heading to the same location, the pink room. Cheeka and Crossy are already there, little do they know the /britfeel/ gay (and prison-gay) meet of 2025 is about to kick of big time.

I drink Red Stripe and Thatchers Gold

Was 1 number away from 1000 squid. Shieeeet.

>>81682356
I usually garn Percy Arms but need to go there

>>81682390
>How beer became white
Well, I mean if you our a pint and it's all head, maybe far too much carbonation?

>>81682403
my dad got all 5 numbers on thunderball once (5,000). One number away from a half-milly. Gutted.

>>81682411
Why do they call it the Thunderball?

Hard drive at 45 degrees on this old laptop. Mental.

Cans of Perla and weed not had speed for a while I wish I had some

not feeling Dino Crisis lads. The dinos take 50,000 bullets to die

Drinking Zubr and smoking hash in a car park
What an experience

Made the mistake of going on reddit lads. Worst thing about them is how they all damn everyone and everything as if they're morally pious angels sent from heaven

>>81682467
Stick to hobbyist subreddits and its fine. Avoid anything that's default on the front page. Absolute poz overload

The best bussy in the north

I love the fact that we live on an Island. It's the perfect size too.

>>81682258
for me it was my best mate's ex

>>81682496
Boxisland

>>81682252
>>81682272
Dunno which one of these is genuine but fair enough. Do what you enjoy lad.

>>81682467
>Worst thing about them is how they all damn everyone and everything as if they're morally pious angels sent from heaven
Yeah mate that never happens here. Not like we've had people claim there should be a eugenics program.

I guess with plebbit you at least know it's usually not bathed in several levels of irony like here, or at least if someone slags you off here they're probably on the same level, even if they're not fully aware.

>>81682508
You don't need to be a loremaster to tell which one is real.

played this to a friend earlier while we were taking turns playing music and he said it was weird. is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxgvBW4X3CE

middle class normgroid cunts having a go at autistic lads on /r/ukpolitics. How are autistic lads supposed to get jobs if no one will hire them?

>>81682515
To normies maybe, but I guess anyone whose dove into music past the mainstream this isn't really that weird. Quite tame proggy shite init.
I would say this ain't weird at all myself, but I'm used to mega weird shit.

>>81682528
any political subreddit is especially dire

>>81682390
Why would I want to bow down to some rich cunts in a palace?

>>81682543
NTA, but I've got nothing against those who are anti-monarcy, myself I love the concept though

>>81682543
You'll just have to bow down to some other rich cunt, or they'll take your bennies away if you don't behave, little lad.

>>81682536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zei3W8ptjg

>>81682467
they're just people at computers, i get that, but fucking hell, the 'upvote' system was always going to amount to in-group 'correct'think rather than a discussion. absolute dogshit format for a forum: linear, non-nested posts

i wish 4chan people could just ignore Reddit instead of it being "the new Gaia!" or whatever. i am here to respond to what you say, not who you are.

>>81682582
You're talking to someone who's income is almost certainly an order of magnitude higher than yours little lad

middle class lads and HR stacies who attend pointless zoom meetings and write emails for a living worried about the UK's unsustainable budget and low labour productivity rate

>>81682593
>who's
Doubt it mate, you can't even speak English.

>>81682601
It's not me, the person you were replying to is comfortably pulling 6 figures and probably paying your bennies

>>81682581
Fair enough. I think we would do better with an elected head of state.

>>81682582
We could vote for a non-rich person. Also I'm not on bennies. Also we could have a largely ceremonial head of state, like we already have, but instead that figure would be elected, like in Ireland. So we could still have the prime minister and the house of commons who would make policy - the head of state wouldn't.

>>81682612
>comfortably pulling 6 figures
I suppose that'd make sense: I imagine literacy rates are pretty low in Glasgow.

>>81682467
Reddit is very mixed in terms of morals and politics these days. Some people are leftists but there lots of conservatives too.

>>81682623
>We could vote for a non-rich person
There isn't a single person running for government who isn't rich or a literal nobody likely with no political experience.
Good luck.

>>81682623
Complete waste of time abolishing one ceremonial person who costs money to be replaced by another.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvBfiRWLj_0
I CAN'T HANDLE NO LIQUOR
BUT THESE BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE ME
I CAN'T CONTROL MY NIGGAS
AND MY NIGGAS THEY CAN'T CONTROL ME
YOU SAY YOU KNOW ME MY NIGGA
BUT YOU REALLY JUST KNOW THE OLD ME

BritNormie clambering up onto the windowsill to crouch down and attempt to press his arse up against the window before banging his head on the lintel

>>81682633
If you look at Sir Keir, he's not very rich, compared to the ultra-rich people in the UK. Rishi Sunak is very very rich though.

>>81682659
The monarchy costs loads of money with all the ceremony and bullshit that we don't need. Also we should let tourists have tours of the royal palaces, it could generate lots of money for the British state, which could be spent on the NHS and stuff like that.

>>81682688
>Sir Keir
oh god, this gimmick again

>>81682688
>If you look at Sir Keir, he's not very rich
I think you might be a touch fucking retarded mate. Just because he isn't a billionaire doesn't mean he isn't rich. He was a fucking lawyer and as leader of any party you get plenty of perks and connections that don't result in literal cash-in-hand but contribute to overall wealth or ability to attain more.

politics should be banned from /britfeel/ desu

>>81682708
Fully agreed.
Frankly it should be banned from every board except /pol/, as they constantly go to every fucking board and start spouting the same political bullshit. Left or right.

>>81682688
>Also we should let tourists have tours of the royal palaces
this happens more often than you'd realise.

>>81682727
NTA you're replying to, but I thought that was basically the primary purpose of those palaces at this point.

I wonder if the person who blocked me yesterday then unblocked me today wants me to message them. Not that I intend to, just curious as to the unblocking

i am struggling to drink a pint.

i guess that's soft or something.

>>81682717
Then BN would have no ammo with which to wind up the chuds who frequent this thread

>>81682768
>the chuds who frequent this thread

>>81682768
Good, I don't give a shit which side is winding up which, I want them to stay in their entire fucking containment board and wind each other up there.

it muh culcha to worship an old paedophile in a palace

>>81682760
We like to drink with anon, cos anon is our mate
And when we drink with anon, he gets it down in eight!

>>81682784
>it muh culcha
UWOTM8

I'd empty a pint of Ruth's piss all over myself but I wouldn't drink it.

oh 'my culture', I see

just had a really loud and smelly fart

Coor blimey

Need to tick Ben Nevis off at some point, Scafell Pike too

did we scare eva6 off again?

>>81682844
She's gone cottaging with her dad I think.

Reminds me of people here

https://jumpshare.com/s/yPwEslGV4xucPhdIiN1y

Galaxy choccy in america is called "Dove". Rather liminal

lifes not for me x

>>81683071
Have you considered clockmaxxing?

I like how the whole 16 hour a day thing implies that the 4chan addict gets a solid 8 hours of sleep in a night without fail

>>81683080
I've thought about that too kek, there have been days when I've been here 16 hours a day though

6 months of the year has gone lads

i make a post on britfeel if i wake up at 3 in the morning for a piss

Ey ey /brit/feel, how's the missus

>>81683122
I usually check the backlog if that happens, but rarely post, Crossy was up last night posting drivel during my early morning piss

>>81683077
If ur a christian then you know that this world is v temporary n not even a good place to be n better places when you leave here so in a sense you can clock max but at the same time I dont really care about my own life but Theres other things n ppl i care about like family,My cat,finishing my netflix watch list,which all benefit from having more time in life,Like i cant just wish for time to pass quicker when ppl die from time passing n i dont want to lose ppl n certain things in life but then again thats what happens in life.I would think if i was a atheist n truly believed this life is the be all n end all n theres nothing else I would be so fucking depressed n despair all the time i would probly kms in that case if this was really all there is.But i know its not though.But either way I didnt get out of bed today until 9pm so i geuss that is clock maxxing in a sense.

>>81683109
>6 months of the year has gone

My sisters n their english bfs that ave never met will be here all week from tomoz.Its all kicking off.x

Earlier there were people arguing against clockmaxxxing. Since then, we've moved several hours forward, so I guess the clockmaxxers win again

Worried that my cat is gna be freaked out with so many ppl in the house.Put her bed in the shed so she can go there for a chill safe space.
>>81683163
Lol

Half of another year has passed for you lad.

>>81683177
cat's probably more worried about you mate

One day you'll not be able to access this site and post like you have been doing.

>>81683298
That happened on April 15th, a very very grim day indeed

Tenner and 25 quid bonus cash on bingo and not one win. Grim as fuck de lids.

>>81683316
20 minutes and We'll have clockmaxxed another day out of the way

>>81683316
Better to do your bollocks in on a day when you only take a tenner

>>81683323
>>81683334
Yeah I don't wamble much but was looking a quick flutter for a cash injection.

>>81683282
Cracked me up this. Imagining a ginger tomcat having a cigarette in the shed muttering to himself "what am a gonae do wae 'im" whilst thinking about his neurotic, crossdressing, oedipally fixated owner.

>>81683262
You are wrong apparently

https://percentage-of-year.com/

I assume the reason for this is because of February being shorter than other months

>>81683428
Clockmaxxbros...

Gna have wee codeine n get ready for a early night feel pure dazed
>>81683366
Lol x

>>81683454
Very fitting image lad, what is there to do be be losers together online x

>>81683463
Aint it strange how days drag on but months n years passes by quickly x

>>81683474
God will either give us a miracle at some point in the future or spare us our suffering eventually x

Seagulls still hasnt noticed the blueberries that i left outside

corrr, black cherry white claw, some jamon, and some cornichons- lush
x-files: ON

Hopefully get a cash injection for my birthday this week. The big 30 after all. NOT looking forward to it. Over the hill as they say. Kinell.

>>81683490
Yea well said its all in Gods hands at the end of the day

If your days drag you're doing life wrong

>>81683514
They don't call you Crossy for nothing x

will his mixed race sprog appreciate the clockmaxxing gimmick?

imagine what you'll be doing in December

>>81683517
My days fucking fly by, I'm an expert at clockmaxxing

>>81683524
Good morning Arbs

New edition for post-400 anxiety lad

>>81683540
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>>81683540
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>>81683540
>>81683540
>>81683540
>>81683540

Shippy was officially named as one of the 313 companions of the Qaim today. We can be very proud of him.

Aint it strange how that depends on your mood as well if am in a better state there isnt enuff hours in the day for everything I want to do but when am depressed its like,,Just want this day to hurry up n be over so i can sleep again.Which makes it feel long,but its the same time in reality.

Its sad how many days ave really jst snapped my fingers n made them disappear nd slept through nd numbed myself thru because i felt down ave taken life for granted quite a bit

But in the same way.Theres a period of like 3 years in my teens that when i think about it it feels longer than the last 15 years.And EVERY DAY IN SCHOOL felt like it dragged on fucking forever.So aye.

>>81683579
If you wanna linger here alone thats fine but we got a new thread up fren x

>>81683545

Now consider this though.What about the opposite of clock maxxing.What if we got rid of clocks n stopped measuring time.