Thread 81682280

Woah what happened to me

Do you have a norwood humiliation kink or what
Stop posting your hideous mug

>>81682280 (OP)
You're a zoomer that hit his 20s. That's what happened.

>>81682280 (OP)
Norwood is in style if you grow a thick mustache and get the dad fit bod, women will love you

I thank god everyday im not white. I still have my hairline and look young at 36.

>>81682312
Zoomers bald substantially less than gen y who were all looking 50 by the 2010's

>>81682280 (OP)
You did find a female partner and start a family before this happened, right, anon?

>>81682280 (OP) Your shoulders are stressed out and this fucks up your scalp.

>>81682324
Lol this is cope. None of my friends or I have even receded. I constantly see zoomies posting themselves balding here. And that's millennial to you, zoom zoom.

>>81682280 (OP)
You leveled up.

>>81682312
Ive had somewhat of a widows peak from a young age but the temples receded a bit since I was 16. Here is my recent haircut

>>81682334
Uh well anon baldies told me that pull way more chicks without hair. It is gonna be okay, r-right?

>>81682427
>The outliers i see here = all zoomers
Meanwhile every other 30 yo incel is rocking a Schopenhauer. No wonder the brithrates are plummeting

>>81682312
I'm a zoomer that's 27 with no hair loss

>>81682427
Lmao you're literally retarded dude you aren't thinking about all the anons who don't post their fucking hairlines cause there's nothing wrong with them. You see four guys saying "I'm 20 and balding" and you "heh pwned zoom zoom" like this is something that will restore your youth spent here. This is the part where you cope by saying you totally fuck a new 18 year old every week and you work from home in tech making $200k+ a year just like every other 30 something on 4chan.org crying that people exist that have the one thing they can't have back which is youth. I won't read your reply, enjoy the truth nuke.

Are you beta faggots kidding me rn?

>turning mpb into a genwar
Low IQ shit

>wow a completely normal, natural things for males happened to me guys
>look!
Ok and?

Hopefully you're not implying you will poison your body with prostate growth medicine to save 3 hairs on your head?

>>81682770
lil bro really poured his heart out on this one. Fr fr blud thought he was cooking. Didn't read plus didn't ask plus you're a balding zoomer.