what is the current circumstance that is preventing you from getting laid?

>>81683881 (OP)
Scared of getting a girl pregnant.
Social anxiety.

>>81683881 (OP)
>what is the current circumstance that is preventing you from getting laid?
mental illness

i'm not putting myself out there
but i also don't know how

44 years old and just want to bang early 20s girls.

>>81683881 (OP)
im broke basically
it all stems from having no money.
no money means living at home and no car. im also out of shape and bald and pretty autistic but i got nudes online from women and also jerked off on cam together so i think it's just being stuck at home and having no car.

>>81683881 (OP)
i live at home because the cheapest apartment here is likee $1700

>>81683881 (OP)
I have a horrible colostomy bag with severe deformities both on and inside my stomach.

>>81683881 (OP)
1. Being unattractive. No girls were ever into me in my life.
2. Being Christian. So even if a girl wanted to have sex with me I wouldn't want to just get laid. I want romance and to be married and such.

>>81683881 (OP)
I don't actively seek out pussy, if I did I'd probably have to deal with people who vaguely bother me in some way. and I'm a shut-in so there aren't women in my direct environment I can interact with.

>>81683881 (OP)
my depression

>>81683881 (OP)
I am actually gettin laid

>I live alone, I am 6'2 and have nice body
>however im mid, mentally ill and picrel

>>81683881 (OP)
Fat
Ugly
Small pp
Retarded
Stinky
Shut in
Worthless
Deserve to die

I'm preventing myself. I'm in my mid 30's, live in a small town I hate, and currently live with my parents because I can't afford to live on my own, plus I've been unemployed for the last two years, living off my savings, slowly continuing to fuck up my life because I feel like I have no drive to actually achieve my goals. I've been getting stoned for the last year because my depression was getting really bad and SSRIs terrify me. I have too much baggage for me to bring anyone into my life.

>>81683968
>, I am 6'2 and have nice body
Hope u die
>>81683967
Hope u die slowly
>>81683977
This is me
Hope I die

>>81683916
you can, just get a sugar baby. only reason not to is lack of money, they're no worse than any early-20s girl you'd be banging otherwise.

Schizoid bhhhh

>>81683968
>afraid of women
How? You could probably beat any woman's ass unless she was some extremely rare 6'5 bodybuilder.

>>81683977
honestly being a fat retard ain't holdin u back I got a gf lookin like a fucking retard with a dadbod plus stretch marks. Go shower and learn to have a deep personality that's what women actually give a fuck abt (assuming u want a serious relationship)

>>81683881 (OP)
My apartment doesn't allow dogs.

>>81683881 (OP)
30yo boomer submissive male neet with doomerbod, it never even began

>>81683881 (OP)
all the fags above me are volcels
only im incel, because i'm 5'3 and ugly

>that watermark
oh, dear she's probably underage.

>>81683881 (OP)
I'm voluntarily celibate. I'm not ready for kids or a relationship. Before I can even find the right woman, I gotta work on my personal issues and make myself worth something to the man in the mirror before I offer to combine my life with anyone else's. Sex is a big decision, and I'm only 18. I'm not ready for that responsibility.

>>81683881 (OP)
I need this creature in my bed. Now!

>>81683881 (OP)
I was talking with a girl online and she asked me for my picture. When I posted it she ghosted me.

>>81683881 (OP)
i'm short
ssssssss

>>81684283
and also a snake

I'm the most undesirable human being in all of history, the present and the future.

>>81683881 (OP)
I'm a neet so no one decent wants me. I can't make my gf work while I produce nothing of value, but I can't support her either.

>>81684301
no that's me, I am the most disgusting there is, ever was, and will ever be

>>81683967
Channeling all the niggative energy i can muster onto you

>>81683881 (OP)
I have no friends and don't know how/don't go to places where I can make some
My interests are things that you do alone
I don't socialize with my colleagues at work
I am ugly compared to most other men in my area

Working on the first two though fingers crossed

>>81683881 (OP)
Old, fat and bald.

>>81683999
Under what circumstances?

>>81683881 (OP)
I have a doll/synthetic fetish.

>>81683881 (OP)
i dont want to lose my virginity to someone i dont love but i dont think im capable of love

>>81683881 (OP)
Being brown, being depressed.
Ive gotten "laid" before I just wish someone would actually love me. On the verge of killing myself

>>81683881 (OP)
i was too tired and busy after pride weekend to hang out with a catgirl slut on her days off, so i used a vibrator twice today. other option usually can only do things weekends because she'd too autistic and old to do much after work

>>81683881 (OP)
I'm a heterosexual male bottom and no assertive woman has ever came up to me saying she wants to peg my bussy or at least sit on my face.

>>81683881 (OP)
Im unemployed, ugly, autistic and I sweat too much. Also im a spic. I wasnt made for this world

>the sense that I am too inadequate and undeserving of a relationship
>view myself as too boring or too inadequate to try dating, never have tried dating
>waited for years to happen upon a relationship by chance, thinking i might meet the right girl one day. neverhappened.jpg
>the fact i've never had a relationship at my age which is just a red flag on top of others that led to my current circumstances
>unable to relate to any peers, view self as too stupid/boring/etc - to even relate to others. others simply consider me weird.
>few to no hobbies that i take joy in, view myself as not knowledgable enough to relate or discuss with other people or passionate enough due to rampant anhedonia
>no friends after years of isolating for 5-10 years. unable to relate to peers who are all married and have kids now. distance has made things even more awkward.
>the fact i moved back in with my parents to save money and cannot afford a home despite having a decent career. make low six figures (100-200k, depending on overtime)
>few women in career field (heavy STEM) - work odd hours - so no chances to meet women
>cannot commit to a workout schedule while working odd hours, 60+ hours a week

basically
>slightly overweight
>likely unattractive given the lack of interest
>passive
>depression
>likely avoidant personality disorder
>boring life
>too old
>no self confidence
>no personality
>no friends
>no chances
>no home to go back to
>unaffordability of housing

>>81683881 (OP)
I refuse to have sex with strangers or people I don't love. No one has good intentions or is truthful about wanting a relationship anymore. They want situationships and money.

>>81683881 (OP)
autism
ugly
low testosterone

>>81685148
Jesus Christ, are you me? Save for a couple of details here, this pretty much describes me as a person

>>81683881 (OP)

Not interested in anyone or anything around me. Probably schizo. Had a few relationships cause I'm tall and have a big pp but they spiral into boring mutual rot where I have to take care of every problem for them. Prefer to just sleep now as much as possible

>>81683881 (OP)
I (accidentally) mutilated my penis and have yet to get the dermatology surgery to repair it. I also have very bad haemorrhoids

>>81683881 (OP)
I hate women so much it's the negative of real

>>81683881 (OP)
Average looks, Autist, NEET, Mid 30s
Its over

>>81683881 (OP)
i'm breaking out kinda bad rn so i don't want to go on the apps
that is all.

>>81683881 (OP)
being short, a shut in, and hating almost everything about myself.

>>81683881 (OP)
>what is the current circumstance that is preventing you from getting laid?
I'm old. Don't look it yet, so I'm too youthful to be a daddy and too old to be a peer to young women.

I wasted eight years on LDRs and do not want another.

I'm not anxious with social situations. Just blackpilled. Dating apps have burned out my fear of rejection and replaced it with depressive acceptance.

we only buy one computer in this house (we don't use computers), and it's in the boy room obviously.

>>81685933
You can get laid without a computer.

>>81683881 (OP)
Not finding chad

>>81683881 (OP)
Genuinely don't care enough to do the song and dance of getting a girl and all the other bullshit that entails. Been there and done that, I'm 29 and too many women will openly treat you like an option and not a human being with feelings. Beating my dick like it owes me money for an hour when I get lonely is much easier and involves no pain or anxiety.

>>81683881 (OP)
>no money
>no car
>no place of my own
on the inverse, i am
>physically fit and healthy
>not ugly
>above average height
the few times i go out, women approach me but then i think back on how and where am i gonna take her

>>81686829
>>no money
>>no car
>>no place of my own
this is your idea of value

My wife's asleep and we already fugged yesterday so I don't feel like it

>>81683881 (OP)
All the women I dare make an attempt on would rather fuck beaners and niggers

>>81683881 (OP)
>Autistcel who can't talk to women let alone people irl
>agoraphobia
>degenerate
>have a shit style (if any) although I'm not conventionally "ugly"
I've got to much shit to deal with myself before I can start worrying about getting a gf

>>81683881 (OP)
- Age 31.
- Ugly body. Severe balding. Ugly even if I shave my head.
- Poor mental health. No confidence. A lifetime of rejection and mockery from other people has left deep scars and insecurities.
- My job is comfy but doesn't pay much.
- No car.
- My western european country is full of giganormies who don't care about my autistic interests.

>>81686907
ubuddy. the foundation is on the bottom and has the most parts. he obviously doesn't want me to fuck his girl.

>>81683881 (OP)
NO GIRL WANTS ME NOTHING MORE. NOBODY WANTS TO BE WITH ME WOME FUCKING HATE ME FOR BEING AUTISTIC.

>Autistic
>Obese
>Smelly coochie (i may have baterial vaginosis)
I have had it for over 2 years now.

>>81686935
obviously it was a failed app chud

>>81686835
i want normie gf so i have to act like a normie
sue me

>>81686935
Forgot to mention my body is fridge-mode even when skinny.
>No tits
>No ass
>No hips
>No curves
>acne
>very sparse eyebrows

>>81686928
Not sure if it's me but every time I read this shit my brain rots a little bit
wtf are you saying???

I used to fuck hotgirls in my hometown every once in a while but now Living remote nobody but a bunch of ruralfags with negative IQ and seniors. But atleast everyone is white. I should just take that trip to the phillipines

>>81683881 (OP)
Would have gotten my first unpaid fuck at age 38 on Saturday with a 52yo Romanian (nice ass), except that she hated my home and walked out.
Other than that:
>Bald
>Manlet
>Autist
>NEET
>Paunchy gut
>Shut-in
>Performance anxiety / social anxiety
>Don't want to be baby-trapped
Now I can add 'shitty place' to the list. If they can't accom from the start, I'm doomed.
Amazingly, I had five women claim to be DTF this year, but they all ghosted me. FML.
A positive person would say I am getting closer; but I'm just wondering how long I have to wait before the next chance fucks up.
TFW can't even get an old woman to give me a blowjob (perhaps, a bit more). I know there are some who love doing that.
I get likes and matches sometimes, but they never lead to sex. I'd love a post-fertile fuck-buddy to pump full of cum.

>>81683881 (OP)
I'm old, obese, ugly, uncharismatic, zero confidence/self esteem, no purpose, no drive, no will to live, no job. I'm all around a loser.

>>81683881 (OP)
>shill thread for pedo imageboard
>anons reply seriously
Many such cases.

>>81683881 (OP)
I'm lazy and don't like dealing with people

>>81683881 (OP)
I am just not interested, I was when I was 12-18, maybe a little after, but after I turned about 21 I just stopped caring altogether. It felt like too much work to deal with women who seemed to have like 500 orbiting men around her at once.

I'm a healthcel, I had chronic fatigue for years but this year I can hardly leave the house. If I was healthy I could at least be a sugardaddy in SEA.

>>81686951
Have you considered getting breast implants? Everyone seems to be hard looksmaxxing these days anyway.

I'm too inexperienced and submissive, apparently. Women can tell immedietly and then they back out.

years of isolation took a huge toll on me and now I struggle to hold the weight of my own existence

Women simply aren't interested in me.
Probably due to suffering from Norwood stage 3 and having a tiny bit of autism.
I also don't make a lot of money, so even a golddiggers is out of the question.

The only things I require from them would be that they're not obese, don't smoke and are willing to at least help a little around the apartment.
But even then I've not met any women below my standards that were interested in me, so I think it's fair to say it's completely and utter over for me.

My mom is trying to setup me with an uggo from her work . So I ghosted my mom

>>81685148
Nice to see there are still some robots around. I'm mostly the same as what you're describing. Biggest difference is that I work with a ton of women, but they all have a bf unless they're old hag single moms.

Also being 5'9 in a country where the average male is 6'0 is pretty much a dating death sentence.

>>81683881 (OP)
Short
Ugly
Old
Balding
I am the four horsemen of unfuckable

>>81685567
I also mutilated my penis. It was semi deliberate, though. I was mid goon sesh when I suddenly couldn't get hard. Became convinced I had some sort of severe, rapid onset Peyronie's disease, got in the shower, and attempted to, with my fingers, stretch my penis back out. Now it's all fucked up, it's got this weird section like an accordion. Only get hard occasionally. Very sad. Thinking of killing myself soon.

>>81683916
Were you an OG wizard? You were already an adult when 4chan was createt

I can't get laod because i have the pwrsonality of a fish

>>81686935
>Obese
>No.tits and ass
I mean, id date you but that's unfortunate

>>81683881 (OP)
I'm very depressed and my desire to have sex is less than zero. I have a gf, and I don't want to fuck her because she's obnoxious and I hate her. I don't want to fuck anyone else because the type of girl that likes me is a 3/10 skinny hiking/running girl and that's it, and Ive got no interest in those types of girls at all

that sucks oh boy

>>81688366
how could that possible be his advice?

>>81683881 (OP)
Begin a sea monkey take my chance of ever having sex a zero

>>81683881 (OP)
not wanting sex is the current circumstance that is preventing me from getting laid

>>81683881 (OP)
I am a BBCless black male

>>81683881 (OP)
antinatalist who hasn't had a vasectomy. Women could offer sex to me and I'd turn it down because getting someone pregnant is a huge fear

>>81688928
Sambo if you really think that. You shouldn't get laid, let alone date.

>>81683881 (OP)
I'm not meant for the normiesphere and culture that comes with modern dating and I never bothered dating because I didn't give a shit back then. I work and have my own place but but still absolutely broke, I'm a shut-in so no social circle to pull from and have gotten next to nowhere on the apps, so fuck it. 28 if that matters for any reason.

>>81689272
Size is everything to black girls

>>81683881 (OP)
Bad luck plain and simple. All the girls i talk to are taken and all the girls that are into me are really far away and i aint flying to the states to get laid.

>>81683881 (OP)
I havent found a person I want to spend the rest of my life with.
If I just wanted brainless sex, I'd get a hooker because prostitution is legal where I live.

>>81683881 (OP)
My height and my insecurities around it(5'6)

>>81690178
Damn. Sauce? A non obese white girl with great tits is like spotting a unicorn these days.

Sydney Sweeney doesn't count.

I didn't fly to Nova Scotia to bone Elliot Chorney

>>81684148
That's a guy, I could instantly tell

>>81683881 (OP)
Autism, social anxiety, 21 years old btw, I'm doomed

>>81683881 (OP)
Im just ugly asf, still im pessed off by the faggots saying autissm and social anxietyyy wanting to beat the shit out this snowflakes who dont know suffeirng

>>81690178
Prettyboymax and youll be slaying pussy DAILY
>t. 5'6 pretty boy

>>81684139
Your a volcel aswell if height is your only problem(its not). Wear lifts and talk to shorter girls, woman below 5ft make up around 5.5% of the population, thats plenty to go by.

I expect way too much of a partner. Not even looks wise but "please improve my life tremendously" wise

>>81683881 (OP)
I dont want to hookup and finding the girl for a relationship is too much work. Im glad I reached that point where I dont need intimacy and my sex drive has gone considerably down so I dont have to care for this stuff for awhile

>>81683881 (OP)
Having an autistic need to know who it is I'm having sex with instead of just enjoying short term flings.

>>81683881 (OP)
whatever, whos the bitch? im tryna goon. shes cute

>>81683881 (OP)
Not particularly tall.
Not ugly but not that good looking either.
No job, no money, limited prospects.
No relationship experience in my mid 20s.
No places or means in which I interact with women in my dating remit.
Not NT.

How many more reasons do I need?