Thread 81687617

>Caffeine is a drug only meant to be consumed by women, when consumed by a man it has feminizing effects.

Caffeine is the primary emasculating variable behind a gazillion emasculating syndromes/diseases.

Stop drinking caffeine, this is your final warning.

>>81687617 (OP)
deadass?

i quit a year and a half ago would be funny if real

yes, the only shit we got is like 10 seasons of the apprentice and then 1 season of kid nation

>>81687617 (OP)
>consume an almost-certainly unhealthy level of caffiene for years
>have breeding hips
checks out, i guess

>>81687617 (OP)
>Caffeine is the primary emasculating variable behind a gazillion emasculating syndromes/diseases.
such as?

>>81687674
>mfw the secret is coffee
i need to find a caffeine-addicted bf

>>81687617 (OP)
ying and yang, anon
theres always gotta be a little fem in a man

>>81687617 (OP)
What feminizing effects?
I hate schizo retards like you, OP, I'm so very tired of your stupid vapid made up posts.

do you think if this was actually the final solution, people would start crying gun?

>>81687674
You don't have breeding hips, you mentally ill fag, you're just fat.

>>81687617 (OP)
Link to the study? Post it.

>It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as a consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
>Frederick the Great
Is it based because it's from a prussian king or cringe because it's from a gay man

>>81687776
its based cause he cares about his subjects well being

>>81687731
>grade zee white man
sure you jest

>>81687617 (OP)
Then how the fuck else do I cope with chronic undersleeping? The situation at home cna't be remedied as long as I live in my parents' apartment, and to ever get out of here, I need energy to get up and do things regardless of how I slept.

>>81687617 (OP)
dilate, shill
Caffeine started modern civilization, it gives you brain power and increases your iq

>>81687723
I've got a BMI of ~17, in what world is that fat?

>>81688388
post breeding hips~~

>>81688388
Congratulations, you know how to lie on the internet.
You do not have breeding hips, you delusional queer, you will never have breeding hips.

>>81688411
Nah, people get pissy when I do and I don't feel like eating a ban today. I've posted before though.
>>81688554
Why would I lie, I gain nothing from lying on this board of all places. I'm also not gay.

>>81688708
>posted before
was it that one photo with your cock tucked between your thighs?

>>81687718
yeah... niggers, eh? always with the fucken NIGGERS....

>>81688771
Don't think so. I don't tuck it, I either wear pants in the picture or block it out.

I have been drinking absurd amounts of caffeine since I was like 13 and have only increased since college and doubled down even harder once I started my full time lab slave job to the point where I'm averaging 800mg a day. I was in that /r9k/ twink collage that kept getting spammed a few months back, you know the one.
I am a 25 year old man I shouldn't have a body like a teenage twink but at least knowing anons have gooned to me boosts my confidence in a strange way.

>>81689149
oh wait, figure skater anon?

an entire thread and no one can explain why, I drink 1 cup a day and usually before I lift, I am a fully grown hairy muscular man with a beard, I do not believe you OP.

>>81689349
caffeine makes the scrotum tight and unable to be loose when it needs to be in order to keep the testes cool, thus fucking up your testosterone

>>81687776
Beer contains phytoestrogens. Bro was drinking what is provably, definitively, objectively, and inarguably a feminizing drink at the biochemical level and worried about this newfangled foreign drink his soldiers (i.e. men who actually did man shit instead of foppishly complaining from within a dollhouse called a palace) were "wasting" money on. Coffee contains caffeine. It boosts productivity, opens the airways, is a mild painkiller, and staves off tiredness. Bro was worried that an energizing drink containing a natural painkiller would make sissies of his soldiers, since, after all, he and his daddy and his daddy's daddy all drank manly estrogen-juice and they turned out manly as fuck, so his soldiers should drink it too if they to be manly like him.
What an actual faggot.

>>81689469
>MY HECKING SCIENCE WHAT A FAGGOT

>>81687617 (OP)
>Consumed a metric fuck load of caffeine as a teenager
>Looks like a 14 year old child at 20
Maybe there's a hint of truth in that post.

>>81689544
that means you stunted your growth, anon
what did you mean by that anyway? small shoulders, small frame?

>>81689504
Yeah, it absolutely was faggotry and I find it remarkable. It's Prussian broscience from centuries ago, but in tone it's identical to a boomer op-ed or a fucking reddit/facebook post, proving that nothing is new under the sun. I guarantee you that there was some jackass saying the same shit the first time someone cooked meat over an open fire instead of just biting into a corpse, too.
>"GROG WORRY GROG'S TRIBE GET PUNY IF KEEP EATING BURNT BEAST. GROG'S FOREFATHERS EAT RAW, BLOODY BEAST, GET STRONG. GROG'S TRIBE TOO WIMPY TO FIGHT SLOTH-WITH-SWORDS-FOR-HANDS IF EAT NEWFANGLED BURNT BEAST."
And then a couple millennia later, there must've been some other faggot:
>"WANG REN'S FATHER FATHER EAT BARNYARD GRASS AND RAT, RICE FOR FAGGOT"
Nothing new under the sun.

>>81689571
You know how puberty makes most people go from a child to an adult?
Mine made me go from a child to an overgrown child with facial hair.
I suppose I stunted my growth since I do have a small frame and tiny ass hands, like I was meant to be female but my body fucked up and gave a cock.
Atleast old women treat me nicer since I resemble their nephew or son or whichever other younger male family member.

>>81689627
>overgrown child
baby face and all?
how tall are you, anon?

>>81689707
5'9 so I guess it could've been worse, but I still feel insanely out of place in settings where adults tend to be in.

>>81687617 (OP)
Honestly quitting caffeine was the hardest thing I've ever done, I had like 2 months of withdrawals, my head was just spinning to the point where even driving seemed dangerous. I didn't expect how much it would've sucked ass.

But my mind has been clearer ever since, and that's reason enough for me not to consoooom

>>81689425
idk bro my sack is hanging nice and low rn

>>81689782
>5'9
>short
are you Dutch or something?

>>81689324
No, I'm a different anon. I was also on the collage >>81689299 mentioned though.

>>81689299
>>81690184
>collage
someone needs to post it then, haven't seen it yet

>>81690183
>are you Dutch or something?
Actually yes.

>>81690202
i think they mean this one

>>81687617 (OP)
Caffeine actually binds to DHT in hair folicles and dampens DHT related balding

>>81690183
The Dutch are extremely tall. Also shoutout to Dutch folk music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_fHu0ntr1c&list=RDG_fHu0ntr1c&start_radio=1

Abroad he is like average height

>>81687617 (OP)
Heed not this false prophet.
Since age 19 I have taken caffeine pills every day. I am now 27. I own my home. I am married. I have a comfortable, salaried position I got right out of college.
I attribute all of this to daily, chronic, excessive caffeine consumption. 800 mg a day. 400 mg upon waking, 400 mg in the middle of the day. This is the true way forward.
Better than any antidepressant or any other mental health medication.
This is the true way forward.