Thread 81688209

What is your ideal woman?

Not obese, doesn't smoke and is willing to do at least some chores around the house. That's it.

>>81688209 (OP)
>short-hair tomboy
>hairy armpits
>stinks good
>attention starved goonette
>cute in a homely way
>kind disposition
>curvy but not obese
>some scarring
>mentally ill but willing to grow and work on it
>likes video games and cooking

>>81688209 (OP)
Baiscally, a mojyo-yandere combo, looks aren't that important.

>>81688209 (OP)
wtf is happening what in the cronenberg

>virgin
>not obese
>not deformed
>likes me
>is attracted to me
>wants to have kids with me

>>81688209 (OP)
one of the few body horror things to actually scare me what the fuck?

saeko from highschool of the dead
busujima from kampfer
thats off the top of my head lawl

>>81688209 (OP)
>What is your ideal woman?
my ideal woman keeps a respectable distance of 20 yards between me and her
>>81688392
You don't like AI, anon? I think it's pretty cool.

>>81688454
>my ideal woman keeps a respectable distance of 20 yards between me and her
Based and avoidance-pilled

>>81688209 (OP)
she loves and supports me as much as I love and support her

>>81688209 (OP)
Holy shit, kill yourself OP. That was actually horrible

>quiet
>submissive
>does anal
>does bdsm

>>81688209 (OP)
someone who would take care of me, allowing me to be a stay-at-home boyfriend or husband while she works. I'd take care of the house and manage things at home. The bad part is I might get cuck and I'm not even good looking to archive this in the first place

>>81688209 (OP)
>five-year-old kids on tiktok unsupervised getting brain-blasted by on-demand horror that's basically indistinguishable from reality
i'm so morbidly curious how they'll turn out

>>81688209 (OP)
>Post-fertile, but still sexy.
>Local, has her own place, lives alone. Easy for overnights.
>Just wants to fuck my brains out and keep my balls drained.
>Has no interest in outdoors/social shit.
>Could keep fucking her for years.

>>81688209 (OP)
Virgin tomboy who's kind and loves animals

>>81688209 (OP)
One that plays roblox with me and likes 2hu

>5'4 or 5'9
>250-300 pounds, obese
>mostly bottom heavy
thats it

>loyal
>socially retarded
>not stuck up
>chubby
>shorter than 5'7"
>virgin
>brunette with brown eyes
>hairy pussy
>non drug user (aside from alcohol or marijuana)
>wants kids
>no tattoos
>no mental health issues
>indoorsy type
>maybe some shared interests like cooking and video games