Thread 81689276

Why am i so obsessed with boibutt? i hate the reality that i'm an ugly khhv neet who'll never get to pound tight bussy.

>>81689276 (OP)
>who'll never get to pound tight bussy.
why not? their standards are pretty low as is

>>81689336
>their standards are pretty low as is
Absolutely wrong they have insane standards and only want sex with chad

>>81689276 (OP)
Why am I so obsessed with cock

>>81689393
>gay incel
i've seen it all

if you tell a funny meme story that i am not allowed to forget and expect me to dial in several years later, and then add me on facebook a few years after that, you will ghost

>>81689276 (OP)
Because OP is a faggot as always

>>81689399
I'm not gay and it's actually a pretty common thing a lot of those gay twinks only want chad

>>81689276 (OP)
prolly because you haven't experienced it

>>81689393
my balding bear friend gets chubby femboys and what passes for a twink these days (still a bit flab by my standards)

>>81689730
i'm mostly into catgirls, punk dolls, other assorted baddies. i've hooked up with thicker people sometimes. i see gender-compliant men as weak and cowardly, and their limited life experience and hangups make it seem like i'm babysitting a dog

>>81689877
>my balding bear friend
He's taller then me
He's stronger then me
He's better looking then me
This is the same as saying "well I know a 6ft tall handsome chad and he has sex with them easily"

>>81689923
he's likely not better looking. he's fat with a rather weak jawline and usually wears graphic tees and cargo shorts

>>81689730
>"i'm not gay"
>says the gayest shit ever
everytim

>>81689990
Being attracted to cute gay twinks isn't gay they aren't men
>>81689976
He's taller and stronger and more manly then me since he's a bear and I'm a scrawny manlet this is why he can have sex with them and I can't

>>81690010
you're so pathetic anon you should be a bottom

>>81690010
he's primarily a bottom

>>81690029
I can't be a bottom I'm hairy and balding and have bad skin so I can't be a top or a bottom and I can't have sex
>>81690043
This explains it bottoms can have sex with anyone they want but I can't since I'm a top

>>81690043
>bear bottom x femboy top
oh god oh fuck

>>81690055
okay then
just rot away, anon

>>81690100
Yeah I've accepted now that I'll never be able to be in a relationship with a bottom so I've just given up and now spend my time complaining and insulting bottoms whenever I have the chance

>>81690223
>insulting bottoms
some if them are into that so you might still have a chance

>>81689276 (OP)
I have a fatter butt than him but im (currently) not nearly as smooth or feminine so even if i want to bottom that filters out 99% of men id want to get fucked by (i dont want a tall or extremely handsome guy i just want a pale nerdy skinny guy but they're usually only into women or feminine mtfs)

>>81690229
They aren't into it the way I do it
The way I do it is really repetitive and annoying which they deserve because all bottoms are chad only whores

>>81689276 (OP)
I look like this just more thin and it an ugly guy came up to me and just spoke like "You're gonna serve me, got it bitch boy? Be a good slut" or something I would fold immediately

People say that bottoms are worse than women when it comes to standards then only approach materialistic flamboyants or hrt femboys or anyone that looks like a full blown female but with a cock
If anything prison bis need to be treated harshly

>>81690310
see, OP? i told you theres always one of these bitchboys around

I've approached 3/10 bottoms with severe skin issues with clumps of their skin falling off and covered with severe acne and terrible hygiene and they still rejected me over just my height
The standards that bottoms have is insane and I hope they all die sad and alone

>>81690385
How tall are you x

>>81690232
I am sure lots of people would be interested

>>81690417
five foot seven with a six point five inch penis that's six inches in width
I've also had bottoms make fun of me for my small penis

>>81690435
I'm not pretty at all and unkempt for now because im broke but i can pull off a decent look but i still have masculine proportions besides having curvy legs
Maybe interested in exchanging pics or some quickie they'll whine about regretting but otherwise if i want a guy who really likes me (not necessarily as i am right now but once i put in effort when i have the ressources for it) that's 1 in a 1000000000

>>81690466
>Making fun of six inches
That's on you, that kind of person usually make it obvious that they're awful
Otherwise your height is fine, i can see why it would be weird for some since the bottoms i saw on grindr are literally 6' fucking 2 on average but otherwise your height isnt so bad

>>81690466
eyy height x dick bro!

>>81690493
I'm literally a manlet though and most bottoms want a guy that's dominant and bigger then them
>>81690506
What's this mean?

>>81690518
same height and same size benis
but still, where are you from that you're getting rejected regardless?
and how do you usually approach 'em?

>>81690470
You are likely exaggerating, just find a homosexual instead of a prison.

>>81690536
I've approached them on discord or from games or 4chan so far and it usually goes fine just talking for a day until I describe myself physically to them and then they mock me and make fun of me and reject me or sometimes they even manipulate me and threaten me
I'm thinking of trying to use tinder but I won't use grindr since I'm not gay

>>81690055
>>81690223
tops are often in short supply, dumbass

>>81690572
Just because it works out for you doesn't mean it will for me. Also im not looking for hookups so it narrows down my dating pool

>>81690328
i have them trying to approach on the street at 2am and it's scary >:(

>>81690385
it's often less attractive people being pickier, because they can't get rejected if they reject everyone

>>81690599
>actively seeks bottoms
>"i'm not gay"
i fucking hate prison gays so much its unreal

i was actually going to offer some advice but honestly fuck you

>>81690466
We're flirting with you don't take it so seriously

>>81690615
I think you mean chad tops which are the only ones bottoms will sleep with
>>81690652
Stop being straightphobic and trying to put your sexuality onto others I'm upfront and accepting of my own sexuality and you need to learn to accept that this is who I am a straight white man
>>81690671
Making fun of someone's penis for being too small and calling it ugly without even seeing it isn't flirting

>>81690684
You're extremely obnoxious and unfunny no wonder they act snarky towards you

>>81689276 (OP)
>fridgebod
>>81689730
i'm a straight manlet mutt /fit/cel and i've gotten approached by twinks/drag queens

>>81690709
You wouldn't say this if I wasn't a manlet and was 6ft tall and good looking you wouldn't say this to chad you stupid fucking whore bottom
>>81690735
>/fit/cel
Stronger then me and better looking then me this is why they approach you but not me and why I can't have sex but you can

>>81690623
Hookups are vile, but yeah avoiding the "I am totally not gay bro" types is the best advice I can offer. Honestly though you are lucky. Bottoms are worse and pickier. Most bottoms are either whores, abusers who cry victim when people snap after they push people to their breaking point, or gold diggers.

>>81690774
I'm a femboy and I find it hot. I wanna be a straight guys guilty pleasure, he feels ashamed and confused with himself because of me.

>>81690774
>gold digger
Hah!
there was this one twink i was talking to, asked me for some money to pay for his dinner, so i venmo'd him $25 and he said "huh, i'll pay you back, anon"

glad i cut him off

>>81690773
If you were 6ft id still say it's deserved because i expect bigger guys to have a minimum of composure and not just be rabid meatheads and despots
You should work on being more collected

>>81690807
>You should work on being more collected
Won't matter or change anything because I still won't be able to have a relationship because of my height so no I won't be doing that

>>81690800
That's a good way to be dumped by someone with no confidence or brains to settle down and understand what their own psyche dictates them. Basically letting a manchild with no direction in life toy with you. That's just gross
But again im monogamous so i cant comprehend some things that other gays and bisbare into

>>81690807
forget about OP, guy's a lost cause
the problem with incels is that the ball's always in their court but they'd rather just sit on it instead

>>81690800
I'm a straight guy and I want a twink or femboy bottom to be in a serious relationship with and he can't call me gay and our relationship has to be kept a secret so others don't mistakenly believe that it's gay

>>81689276 (OP)
>Why am i so obsessed with boibutt?
Gay. You are gay

>>81690942
Not OP but you don't have to be gay to like boibutt I'm a straight heterosexual and I regularly think about eating out cute twink and femboy ass

>>81690936
>>81690964
may Allah destroy your butthole

>>81690936
>so others don't mistakenly believe that it's gay
Being ashamed of your sexuality to this extent is unironically gayer than sucking dick

>>81690997
I'm not ashamed of being heterosexual and never have been

>>81691015
You're not ashamed of it because you're homosexual, which is what makes you actually blush. Unless you're a summer kid doing a bit

>>81691038
Stop denying my sexuality and trying to make me into something I'm not I'm fine with my sexuality and the way it is I like being straight and I will never be gay so stop it

>>81690936
My new life goal is to see your ass getting destroyed by black cocks from all over Africa.

>>81691057
This is seriously not as hilarious as you think it is

>>81691127
It's not funny I am straight it's not a joke
>>81691075
I'm too ugly for niggers to be attracted to me

>>81689276 (OP)
there was a gif of a boy being turned around and having his butt slapped, his panties had OwO on them iirc.
it's probably the reason i am gay. I can't find it anymore

>>81689276 (OP)
fyi these types are more picky than women lol

>>81689276 (OP)
>>81691410
I aint gay but I would absolutely ravage a butt like that even if it belongs to a man

>>81691543
honestly I don't really wanna fuck a man even if they looked like that. But when I think about it, if I was alone in a room with someone looking like that, would anyone be able to resist that?

>>81690232
I'm your type, i'd be into you if you shaved

>>81691410
How do you even get an like that. That can't just be squats right

>>81691903
Shaving is horrendous im trying to get a job to get actual skincare and laser it off

>>81689276 (OP)
bruh whats the sauce for this webm? Im horny now

>>81690232
>i just want a pale nerdy skinny guy
You described me exactly.

>>81692221
wouah 0_o do u like guys ?

>>81692267
I'm interested in and want to experiment with one if that answers your question. I am tall though.

I like femboys but have zero interest in butt stuff.
Are there femboy twinks that are cool with just frotting/mutual stuff and not getting railed in the ass?

I like femboys but too ugly to have sex with one it's over

>>81692081
I wanna do that too eventually it's just super fucking expensive. For now i'd rather suffer for an hour shaving than having to do multiple 500$ visits

>>81692886
face doesn't matter as long as you're literally not deformed or indian

>>81692823
Yeah, jerking eachother off or frotting is cool too, as long as we can cuddle after :3

>>81690232
>pale nerdy skinny guy
Litterally me, are you in the US ?

>>81690043
>he's primarily a bottom
are you just baiting or is this true? i thought the only twinks that were tops were exclusively attracted to foids

>>81693108
well yeah of course, cuddling is the part I want the most but getting each other to orgasm beforehand would make it the best

>>81693194
Oh yeah getting aftercare would be awesome, i wanna cuddle naked so bad

>>81693140
no i live in the middle of nowhere not in europe either

>>81693231
Aw shucks, I hope you find a bf in your area then :D

>>81693228
what's your type originally?

>>81693252
Smooth, shaved twinks

>>81693261
and what type are you?

>>81693274
Skinny 5'11 nerdy white twink

>>81693310
Cute! we're the same type then, kinda, probably, maybe.

>>81693352
Lotta maybe's, mysteriouuus

>>81693362
I've been told i'm kinda mysterious.

you two kiss already

>>81693376
We're trying >.< !!!

>>81689276 (OP)
why do I find pps (and pussies) covered by feminine clothing so much more alluring than any ass
I could press my face against that bulge and absolutely worship it for hours

https://litter.catbox.moe/t2axm3rbfg5gcapo.jpeg
i need one of you twinks or femboys to come ride me aaaaaaa
i hate this thread and i hate that its making me horny rn i have stuff to do

>>81693369
Would you like to hint at where you live, mister mysterious ?

>>81693397
I'd like to :3
https://litter.catbox.moe/27n0qs18rvcpgs7g.jpg
(Sorry I don't have any sexy pics on hand rn)

>>81693420
https://litter.catbox.moe/v59nedy8hpjf3l2e.jpeg
ya ur mine now
i bet youd moan like a bitch riding me in my fishnets

>>81693459
For sure!! fishnet-wearing fem top, hot :3

>>81693397
>>81693420
omg I've talked to both of you before
I want you two to KISS

>>81693399
east coast usa to be somewhat nonspecific

>>81693507
honestly im a bottom im just in a mood rn and im taking it out on you at the moment

>>81693530
Fuck my europoor life man

>>81693529
We WILL
>>81693542
That's fine, I'm a switch

>>81690684
It's flirting when I do it. I'm autistic I'm sorry :(.

>>81693571
I wasn't referring to you specifically but it's happened before and now I have bad experience with bottoms and I don't like them very much

>>81693563
how abt we make out while we rub our nipples together and coom on each others tummies
aaaaa ok im gonna coom now thx

fuck out of my thread sexhaving subhumans

>>81693621
Yessssss :3
>im gonna coom now thx
What already ?

>>81693670
srry im pathetic
havnt coomed in like a week so its not my fault >_<

>>81690232
if you're soft and willing I'll give you a try. In socal?

>>81689276 (OP)
I'm too self-conscious about my lower jaw to score cute bottoms... I don't even dare chat them up

>>81693707
Glad you came to thinking about us :3
Got a disc ?

>>81690800
>confu
I'm the guy counterpart. I find you boys extremely fucking confusing because your thick thighs and asses make my cock stiff and I think I could pretend you're a girl if I just got a blowjob, but I can't bring myself to mention it to another person.

>>81693623
I dare you to point to which anons itt you think are sexhavers

>>81693785
i'm sure it's not that bad anon, you could still try chatting to one

>>81693798
i do but i wont post mine
had some weirdo stalk me before

>>81693864
I'm going to stalk you right now anon.

>>81693864
Okay, i'll post mine : _drunken_whaler_

>>81693890
uh oh stalker alert

>>81693831
but my heart, I'm scared...

>>81693831
and how do I go chatting with a cute bottom if I'm married to a woman but want to try a guy on the side?

>>81693917
if you want i can give you an honest opinion anon :3 but either way most people don't have unrealistic standards

>>81693890
aaaaaaaa stop
>>81693899
ok i may add u after i nap >:3

>>81693921
You don't. Cheating is never okay TwT
Otherwise just try to find one with similiar hobbies as you and such ^^

>>81693831
>>81693921 this
isn't me but some guy butting in
>>81693937
nooooo not an opinion I don't even know who you are

>>81693943
>aaaaaaaa stop
No anon. Only ghosters, bad people, or attractive people get stalked. Get stalked nerd.

>>81693955
im just a random femboy TwT

>>81693943
>maybe I add you after I nap >:3
See ya then! Im also going to sleep >:3

>>81693959
ok you can stalk me if ur hot
i will allow it
>>81693969
gn future bf

>>81693984
>i will allow it
Deal

>gay thread turns into simpfest for the first female around
this is hilarious

How do you people just message each other like that and instantly connect and add each other? I can't do that and no one lives in my country so it wouldn't matter anyways.

>>81694025
personally the only people i click with live 5000km away so i completely gave up on trying as well

>>81694025
>>81694043
What country is it? i'm sure someone here will be from there

>>81693967
I will uh just continue to hide out and not date U_U i think

>>81694098
Awh c'mon :C you can find someone anon!!

>>81694025
No one lives in my country either despite it being in the middle of western europe.
I just try and talk to people, sometimes we stop cause we're too far, sometimes we stay friends.
Give it a shot!

>>81694083
MENA region

>>81694114
ig I can lean into it a little and try without totally pushing down the discomfort...

>>81694178
Yeah :D I can guide you if you want lol

>>81694083
Canada north america

>>81694204
Many people are from there!! :D

>>81694186
ooookay yes I think I'd like to try that?

>>81694298
No bottoms that I've talked to here are
It's fine though it doesn't matter that much

>>81694311
okay well my discord is .birbir ^^
>>81694350
Well you could always look somewhere else, or irl :D

>>81689276 (OP)
i will never understand assfags, VILE!

>>81694373
Yeah I know but I just wish I connect easily like the other people here did.

>>81694406
Cute tummy !!! Would smooch :3