Casus belli: Add to Sphere ver.

Previously on /r9gay/
>>81671463

Boys should have soft feet.

>>81690575 (OP)
How many anons on here are attracted to men other than twinks?
definitely a minority here but I'm curious nontheless.

Genshin Impact and its consequences have been a disaster for the gay community.

>>81690601
How should I go about achieving this sensei?
and can I reach this goal if I wear socks 24/7?

>>81690610
I crave chubby hairy men with a violent passion. I want my bf to feel like a big warm teddy bear when I cuddle him.
>snorlax picrel
Ideal body type

>>81690617
Socks help. Exfoliation I think. Pumice stones and stuff like that. My feet are very soft without much effort so I don't know the proper routines. Women online will know

Today I:
walked the dog
took dog to vet for appointment
went home
got fast food
showered
jacked off
took a nap
walked dog again
fed kitties and dog
made oatmeal
did nothing in bed for a while
and browsed r9gay

>>81690617
That said try not to wear socks or occlusive footwear all the time it can cause skin infections

>>81690637
my fbf will have to accept that the socks stay on during sex then.

>>81690647
Hm I want to take boysocks off.. and touch soles..

I did the best I could
We're returning to form

>>81690653
Would you find it pleasurable if I were kicking you for trying to take my socks off?
(The kicking wouldn't be 100% serious)

>>81689984
holyy i need those on my lips and in my mouth and on my face~~

>>81690679
Yeah it would be kinda cute. Then I would punish you by sitting on your ankles and tickling your feet until you say sorry

>>81690610
I like all types of men if they look good, twinks twunks jocks otters older guys chubby guys all of them I like

The feetposting will continue until morale improves

>>81690706
I laughed out loud reading this thank you so much anon.
But I will admit having your feet stroked feels fucking awesome, same thing with ribs.

>>81690728
Kek I am glad to have produced that effect anon. And yeah honestly it is crazy intense. I writhe and moan like fucking crazy having my feet touched. God I just wanna bully a boy's feet rn

>>81690726
Post masc feet

Has anyone ever smelled stinky twink feet? Is it as alluring as it seems?

>>81690777
I am a massive footfag but I have never been into the smell stuff and honestly I haven't encountered many boys that smell..

>>81690701
The way he described his feet I thought they'd be way worse looking
My feet are way worse and have skin falling off and covered in blisters

>>81690786 surely you would be attracted to the natural scent of your partner even if he is sweaty and smells
I think the smell fetish is very natural

>>81690777
It's ok, I checked a boy I liked in the highschool that way. Was tried to find a source of stink and his feet were not the cause, but I took a whiff anyway.

>>81690808
Oh I mean I do enjoy that, I just do not like bad or particularly piquant smells I guess

>>81690810
Extremely hot. I wish i could get a whiff of someones feet like that

>>81690808
nta*
I used to be really into scents and musk and all that and honestly, I still dig it, how fucking cool would it be to be able to recognize your BF's scent and getting all excited over it?

Remember, it could always be worse. You could've been born Indian

I use a pumice stone in the bath
Smooth but the feet shape is all wrong

>>81690873
Need to get me one of these, I have so much dead skin to scrape away

>>81690853
>>81690825
>>81690808
>>81690777
This is you guys btw just saying

Would you guys catch a whiff of your bfs used underwear

>>81690914
I daydreamt about stealing one gym crush's underwear to whiff later but getting my ass beat by someone who I see every other day isn't worth having a much better gooning session.

Where on his body would you brand a boy to signify ownership?

>>81690914
I'd rather smell it while he's wearing it personally
I want my bf to be chubby but I'd also ask for him to go on runs with me occasionally just so I can get him sweaty

Right on his boyface and boyneck

>>81690575 (OP)
It is considered bad manners to make a thread before page 10 mister mutt

It died the last time thoughbeit

>>81690907
I'm not saying I agree, but if my bf had a pretty penis and sack like that I'd check him often.

>>81691024
Shame my cock and balls are so ugly then I will never have a bf that enjoys smelling me

>>81690610
I like men who look like they could pin me down and rape me with ease
Yes I'm a bottom

>>81691071
Hey! Don't be sad! You can never know if your cock is ugly, maybe it's actually very nice and a guy will like it and find it pretty, it's more about the vibe of the cock.

>>81691093
it's about the vibe of the thing

i dream of slutty buff older men, like going to a gym shower and stumbling upon a man in his 40s twerking his bubble

I just spent the lat 2 or so hours getting myself ready for anal with my 5 inch dildo then came in less than 2 min. FML

I miss sopranosposter

>>81691093
If I had to describe it in one word I'd call it fugly and it does tend to smell a lot

>>81690753
I want to bully you into suicide, what's the best way to get you to off yourself? Are you the same webm spammer who is a bf haver who posted here few times in recent years? Can't be too many gay tickle autists out there spamming same webms. Kill yourself.

>>81691087
Holy shit yes
I'm wary of them because they can literally murder me with their bare hands but my cock yearns for them that much more.

All you stinkfags need a story bf

>>81691263
Are you angry because I was a bf haver

>>81691191
Great! Description too vague, give more details. Everyone says their dick is ugly until they whip it out and it turns out to be pretty.

>>81690873
Imagine if you had weirdly shaped toes or something. Instant break up.
>>81691318
You posted here while being a sex haver yes. You're just scum that doesn't belong here. So it was you.

That anon should just whip it out and post it here, worst case scenario that identity will get bullied and you'll just have to post using different images for a bit.

>>81691339
6.5 inches long and 6 inches wide slightly hairy and it has phimosis and lots of veins

Incels can have sex too, having sex does not stop you from being an incel

>>81690701
>>81690802
thanks guys, there is a weird bump on the top of my foot and IDK what that is so I think they're ugly, they're also veiny and I have oddly long toes.

Driving a Goliath Sd.kfz 302 tracked mine into your house and blowing you up

>>81691391
Wow haha... sounds like it very pretty actually, don't beat yourself over it, especially if you have many veins haha...

>>81691426
Not it's small and it's ugly and I can't have sex with it because it's so ugly but thanks for lying to me and telling me white lies to make me feel better haha..

>>81691393
Tru, you're a valid gincel even if you had sex.
You can download an app, and you'll have like 5 different opportunities to get fucked up the ass tonight if you want that.
Getting a decent bf though? Good fucking luck you'll keep getting ghosted for no real reason.

>>81691397
*kisses your bump* we'll fix it later and trace your veins and long toes with my tongue please? what size are you wearing?

>>81691375
Would you forgive me if I had sex with you

>>81691461
uuuuh ok! I haven't bought shoes in a long time but last I checked I was US size 11
>>81691184
well at least I feel really good afterwards :D

>>81691453
It's not small, you big fool! It's on the bigger side and it sounds cool, at least for me, I like foreskin and veins and a bit of hair, you're just very sensitive and nervous and want someone to tell you how good you look, I bet.

>>81691492
Being complimented makes me feel uncomfortable I'm not replying to you anymore

>>81691173
I wanted to find photos of my local leather bar cause I do remember seeing pictures of buff slutty daddies in revealing gear there but for some reason now I can only find pictures of fat cross dressers. Life is cruel.

I can't resist napping bye
Bedpilled snoozemaxxer

>>81691775
Stop tempting me you harlot of dreams, I have work to do.

>>81691756
Eh their Facebook has some pretty cute guys on it. The posters they make are peak graphic design.

>>81691815
Stuff like this makes me proud to be homophobic

>>81691824
mark zuckerberg isnt gay

>>81691838
Mark Zuckerberg was literally born to suck dick.

>>81691815
for me its spicy muscleboy and takoda oakley

>>81691838
How do you know the zuck does not suck?

>>81691815
Goood lord I love body hair so much
A 3/10 gets bumped up to 7/10 territory for me if he has a lot of fur.
Fuck, I'm a huge slut for body hair.

>>81691876
based bodyhair appreciator
there aren't enough of us

Men should be soft and fuzzy, no exceptions.

>>81691591
Good boy! Who's my good clever timid gloomy pretty boy?

I can't wait to get a bf so then I can have this super nice feeling while being cuddled after he plaps me.

>>81692176
Somebody has to get wipes to wipe up the cummies first

>>81692198
you're telling me, I made a huge mess on myself, shocked I can even put out that much cum honestly.

>>81692152
I wonder what it would be like to be a bottom and constantly have dudes lined up to say shit like this to you

>>81692176
Can I rub my smooth cock on your belly button when we cuddle

Post your unrequited love experiences

>>81692256
ok! as long as you're all cleaned up

>>81692270
I mean most of my cum would be in your ass lol.

>>81692294
X3
well I guess that clears that up :P

>>81692244
Say what? How cute you actually are? How funny it is that a guy like you still feels out of place when a guy gives him a compliment, deserved praise? Maybe you want to be handled that way by another guy, a bottom for a shy reserved top hahah.

>>81692308
I hope I can make you cum hands free so I can lick it off post plapping.

>>81692340
that sounds so fun, I'm sure a boy like you can get the job done :3

Hit my knee on the table and it hurts pretty bad. Couldnt run today because of that but I ran two days in a row before so whatever. Hair is softer and feels cleaner than usual after the shower. Could be shampoo. Not exactly a good thing as bangs keep getting into my eyes and I'm trying to read.

>>81692364
I wanna be big spooned and called a good boy after, perhaps I am not the best top...

Doing this to anons ITT

>>81692324
Tops are supposed to be handsome and manly though not cute and what's even cute about me in the first place?

So would it be cheating to hookup on grindr while having an e bf?

>>81692438
You are probably handsome and manly, but I see a cute guy that's too tough to admit liking cuddling and caresses and needs to be manhandled in a nice manner a bit.
>what's even cute about me in the first place
You tell me, probably enough to be teased.

>>81692494
yes that's cheating and you don't deserve him if you do that.

>>81692512
Damn ok i feel bad now. Well i wasnt actually considering it but you know its been a while since i got laid

Bfhavers and sex havers outnumber us in our own thread. And they say faggots aren't promiscuous lol. Fuck you all whores.

Doing this to anon ITT

>>81692423
you need to find yourself a powerbottom

>>81692499
I like the idea of teasing but every time a bottom has teased me it's come off pretty mean and insulting and I don't think they liked me

>>81692622
How come they could be mean to a guy like you? You seem fine and pretty.

how do I cope with knowing my e bf is a chad player/sex haver and im not

I don't like this new r9gay there's not enough drama and arguing it's too nice

>>81692717
unironically have sex

>>81692671
It's because I'm not good looking enough I'm not very tall or strong I don't make a very good top and I don't know if being complimented is a good thing I think it might be bad and give me false hope

Getting absolutely mogged at the gym by girls doing glute exercises with twice the weight that I can handle.
I wish my ass was fat and juicy u_u

>>81692838
No way, I think you're tall and strong enough, I wouldn't do that for fun. Besides, is that a bad thing if a guy tell you that he thinks you're kinda good? Other guy can be tall or strong for ya.

>>81692921
tranny slippery slope

>>81692921
It's depressing that you can go to any gym in the world and there are an abundance of ripped, curvy hot people. Hot people are everywhere and you're not one of them.

>>81692922
I haven't told you my height though or how strong I am and I'm not really into masc bottoms though I'd be fine if they were taller then me or stronger then me but if they were a bear or really hairy or something it would bother me

>>81692921
you'll get there, just keep working out!

>>81693000
Ok, how tall and strong are you? Maybe I could be a bit taller. You're probably fine anyway, don't think too low of yourself.

>>81692981
No I wanna have a big ass and tits as a guy
If I were a woman I'd want to be a slim badass cop lady or something
>>81692999
It's genuinely crazy. So many cute toned dudes there. I hope I can stick with it long enough to start filling out my t-shirts and shorts.
>>81693003
Getting a protein shake with ice cream in it, hoping all the fat goes straight to my thighs.

>>81693133
hey fatass nice cake *slaps your rack*

>>81691941
>there aren't enough of us
We will just have to simply love and appreciate fuzzy men twice as hard to make up for it ^^

>>81692610
I feel like most bottoms are subs, powebottoms must be quite rare

>>81693099
I be 5'7" and the most I ever lifted was when I squatted 90lbs

>>81693216
That's cool, you'll be a strong and tough guy soon! I'm 6'4" and most was 180 lbs, but I haven't been to gym in years, too many intimidating buff guys.

>>81693297
How much do you weigh then if you're lifting 180 lbs?

>>81693319
WAS lifting, was over 200lbs then, now I'm much weaker and thinner. That was me squatting too btw.

my dream mate is literally a fat guy with hairy legs arms and balls with a fat big cock and mask on his head

>>81693356
Holy shit you're just like me. I'm 6'3, I weight 212 lbs, and I just squatted 180.

>>81693388
hnnnng this is perfect

>>81693421
Damn you big. Don't lose it, it looks good on chest and legs.

>>81693462
My dream is to weigh like 300 pounds, that would be so awesome. I want to be a big muscly pillow for my fbf.

>>81693356
Are you white or asian? also wouldn't losing all that weight give you stretch marks?

I've been having constant nosebleeds last few days, should I go to the hospital?

>>81693486
Leukemia, you're going to die.

>>81693474
All muscle or other tissue too? Beefy, lean, chubby?
>>81693484
It did, but my marks are narrow and white-ish. I'm white.

>>81693540
Are you a bottom? What kind of guys do you like?

>>81693540
I think abs would be nice sometimes, maybe i would do some cutting in the summer, but I would like a layer of fat over my muscle for most of the time so that I'm a little soft and squishy. I want my bf to enjoy playing with my body.

>>81693474
Dream bf honestly, I hope you're into skellys and live in the same cunt as me.

how do I chat up a bottom on grindr and seduce them into an irl hug without exposing myself to a world of hurt?
what if I don't know if I want to rearrange his colon until after spending some good time together, is an hour to decide much to ask... do I need to contriboot food / drinks to make it easier... so many questions...

>>81693641
I'm a bottom, but I slowly drifting away from this role. I don't know how to explain this, I think I genuinely could fall in love with any guy, don't really care what he will look like, could be any type, as long as his face is cute for me to hold (which is not really a high bar) and as long as he is not too big or too-too fem.
>>81693661
Sounds cool, you'll be someone's very good and comfortable boyfriend. Guys like that are cool and attractive.

>>81693923
Either be a really sexy beast of a man, or offer money.

>>81693923
coffee date, talk in person a while

>>81693486
When I suddenly started having nosebleeds after never getting them before it was a symptom of liver failure, then my foot swelled up massively and I couldn't walk. I went to the hospital and they basically laughed me out the door.

>>81693960
But you're tall and skinny and you'd let a guy top you?

>>81693965
ojos los beholder o algo...
I can bring good wine, that's kinda like money...
>>81694201
that's cute, yes

I was cleaning my room and found an old onahole, I think I coomed inside and forgot about it...

>>81694375
Yes? I'm not skinny, I wouldn't say so, but yes. If I could have been a top, I would be only that, but I can't.

>>81694452
>If I could have been a top, I would be only that, but I can't.
What do you mean? you want to top but you can't? or you're addicted to bottoming or something?

>>81694467
No I don't I just... let's just say that tops stereotypically have a certain advantage.

>>81694441
it turns moldy like storyanon's skilled if you don't clean it really good

>>81694485
I legit can't think of any advantages tops have in a relationship dynamic usually bottoms seem to have all the power and control in one

>>81694510
yeah, it turned brown inside, but no smells. 900 yen well spent o7

>>81694521
Why do you think that? Tops often get long end of the stick.

>>81694521
anon, I...
>>81694545
top lel
that anon is saying tops often drawn the longest straw at birth if you catch my drift

>>81694561
Wait were you trying to say that because of how big you were you were suited to being a top?

>tfw no awesome twink bf who is awesome and a twink

reading scary stories and feeling really scared, I wish I had a big strong bf to hold and cuddle me and make me feel safe.

>>81694630
-sneaks up behind and spooks you instead-

>>81694652
aaaahh! :(

>>81694658
haha just kidding, you're good >:D

>>81694678
I'm very lily livered and easy to scare so if my fbf does this to me I'm gonna be really upset ToT

>>81694623
not that poster but yes he meant tops in the rule need to have a certain size dick minimum

>>81694700
Oh so he wants to exclusively top but can't and bottoms sometimes because he has a tiny penis I get it

I hate my bodyhair.
What to do if fbf likes it?

>>81694732
yes yes we al tried really hard to not say that anon has a tiny penis but ig shit happens

>>81694695
awe, sorry i scared you. i won't do it again
(actually doesnt do it any more)

>>81694759
aww you're sweet ty <3

>>81694742
Yeah well my penis is tiny too but he's still managed to top and have sex where as I never have so he doesn't have it that bad

>>81694770
it's not a competition anone

I HAVE NO BF AND I MUST CUM

>>81694794
Yeah but he can have sex and I can't so he has it infinitely better then me and he's taller then me and stronger then me and better looking then me

>>81694734
This is my fear. I hate my facial hair and I'm scheduled to have it removed next month but I'm worried fbf will want me to have a beard.

Need soothing bf to wash my brain clean from all the bad thoughts

>>81694734
get to the bottom of feelings and realize is not body hair that you hate, it's your father

If I like/dislike something about my bf physically then I won't say anything because my bf shouldn't have to change his body for me. The love I have for him would outweigh any concerns over looks. I would only say something if it were unhealthy like putting on a large amount of weight.

>>81694856
>my bf shouldn't have to change his body for me
true. A good bf should always want to change his appearance, to please his man, willingly and devotedly. He shouldn't have to: it should be his greatest honor instead

>>81693923
Kill yourself instead. Why ask that here? Just kill yourself retard

>>81694759
I ate a sweet treat and now I feel better.

>>81694934
What did you eat? :O

>>81694955
7 donuts and a mug of milk :D

I want a skinny twink bottom to sit on my face while he eats food
Is this weird?

>>81694813
Is that a bad thing? What if a taller and stronger guy was praising you and teasing you and telling you how stupid you are for thinking so negatively of yourself while being all positive and appealing?

>>81694977
niice, i had a bagel for supper

>>81695092
that sounds super tasty! I'd better watch my weight and lay off the donuts, I don't wanna get fat. What kind of bagel was it?

I got lazy again and just did a meat dinner at least it isn't takeout, right? I'll be hungry again in a couple hours though as I always am when I do this.

>>81695067
Having a 6'4" sex having chad telling me that I don't have it so bad when I've never been in a relationship before or had sex before would just make me bitter and hate him
It would be different if it was a bottom or someone in my position but it's not it's someone in way better circumstances then me telling me how good I have it

>>81695130
Rough, stop acting like a dummy. You're not half as bad as think you are, at least to others and not the mirror. You won't be bitter if your fbf, slightly taller or stronger, was carrying you around and holding you, whomever that guy will be. Go take a rest and sleep, you're gonna wake up in lighter mood and will be a good boy again. Goodnight.

>>81694907
what are you so angry about? The mere idea of someone here having their shot at dating upsets you?

>>81695169
As a top if a guy carried me around I would be disgusted but the rest of that sentence was nice thanks

my ex was a bottom but he would always carry me on his back or his arms because he was stronger I thought it was cute because I'm not insecure

I go to the gym every day in hopes of becoming strong enough to bridal carry my fbf.

>>81695691
based if you're the bottom

>>81695691
Based if you murder the bottom

Slept too long again award

you guys bought any video games lately?

I'm really feeling the weight of tfw no bf... I really want someone to love and protect and who likes me back romantically but I suppose the universe has other plans. I can only keep myself temporarily happy on plastic toys for so long. It's all so tiresome.

>>81696819
Just one from the steam summer sale

>>81696928
I'm sure you'll find someone anon :D the universe has no plans, only what you choose matters
Also what game? :0

did I already tell I got a massager wand?
I got a massager wand!!!
brrrrrrrrzzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzrrrzzrrzzrrzzrrrzzzzz

>>81696943
only girls use massage wands

>>81696939
max payne 3

I didn't bother to play the other ones desu

>>81696962
not true >w< I will find you and make you coom with my wand

>>81696985
coom in your butt

Still can't get over him

Playing the same games ad infinitum

>>81697057
Do you just circle between the same 5 games that are good and you're scared to try new ones in case they suck?
Because if so then yeah I basically do the same thing.

yea im doing fine

>>81697100
>im doing fine
that's great anon!!
:D

>>81697068
Yup
Doesn't get old to me

>>81697121
What's your fav game (I'm assuming it's picrel) like?

missing my bf for the 56th day

>>81697358
Any Paradox game will do
Playing L4D2 more recently though

My ass is so plump and big for my future bf.

Dismembering bf

>>81697500
l4d2 is great, I did a lot of Dark Carnival and No Mercy back in the day
and now we're old and sad

What's one MANDATORY quality your fbf needs to have?
For me it's understanding that I'm a schizoid and need time alone for myself, and it's not because I'm mad at them.
A trucker bf would be perfect for this since they'd be away for weeks sometimes and I'd be content with it.

>>81697654
>I did a lot of Dark Carnival and No Mercy back in the day
Are you talking about that one game that made women really mad to the point steam took it down?

>>81697703
mandatory qualities of my future bf
>calls me cute
>likes talking with me
>likes the concept of unconditional love (even if it is truly impossible)
>his fetish isnt being raped

Understanding I'm a pathetic wretch who needs his company 24/7

>>81697727
Why not the rape part?

the masculine urge to uhh uhmm... uhhh....

>>81697743
because i wouldnt be comfortable doing cnc or many dominant things honestly

>>81697750
Yea fair. I otherwise like all the things you listed in your post

>>81697731
>picrel
me

the masculine urge to uhhhhhhhhhh at the drivethru window for a minute while deciding between chicken and beef

no homo here, can any of you dicksuckers tell me why you suck dicks? inflammatory attention grabbing way of describing my question aside, i just cant get how the person giving the blowjob would enjoy doing it. the actual, physical act of it

I just want you to come back
Come back to me
Don't know what I did to make you mad
I just want you to come back
Come back to me
Want you to come back to me
Want you to come back

I really fucked up today. I basically ignored the boy I love all day cause I was scared he didn't love me. i probably ruined his whole day too. I texted him now and stuff but he's sleeping so :(

Happened to me today but in reverse

WHETHER YOU THINK MY WORK IS RIGHT, WHETHER YOU BELIEVE THAT I HAVE BEEN DILIGENT, THAT I HAVE WORKED, THAT I HAVE STOOD UP FOR YOU DURING THESE YEARS, THAT I HAVE USED MY TIME DECENTLY IN THE SERVICE OF MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND.

>>81697899
you gotta think about the performance of it, like straights eat pussy

>>81697942
being on the reverse sounds awful, sorry you had to go through that

>>81697982
gotta be honest, i only did that a few times and really have no idea of how well i performed. but i get the idea. being able to make someone tense, jolt, shake, or whatever with some sort of direct input from yourself is kinda appealing. pinch someones frenulum with your teeth. would they jolt up straight like a spring?

And I had to slap my bitch cause she tried to run her mouth
Told her get up out my crib, told her get up out my house

Nitrous really fucking with my brain
Tryna see my kids but they don't think I'm sane

I put niggas on and all they wanna do is abandon me

>>81696943
Cute wizard anon

Living in wizard bfs glowing orb

>>81697057
The opposite of me. It sounds like a good way to go insane.
>>81697121
Insanity. Playing games until you beat them is the best way to game.

>>81697703
>one
Has to be good communication. Everything starts from there.
>>81697769
Bottom whore

>>81698192
>Bottom whore
I'm a twink top incel thank you very much

There is no beating it
It's a geopolitical/colonial sandbox

>>81697899
Yes homo but why don't you ask this on a board where sex havers actually post. This is a thread for gay robots even if we get occasional whores
>>81697922
>I did something stupid and now I'm suffering the consequences
Your fault suffer. Try cutting yourself faggot.

nooooooo bunnymutt don't fly meow out just so he can reject you irl aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>81698224
yeah its kinda a shot in the dark, i guess. should of worded/asked more about the hypotheticals. youll see a hot guy get posted here and a bunch of thirsty incels say they want that bussy/play the skin guitar. but would those anons ACTUALLY want to suck that dick? seems like a loooot of effort for something that isnt even that tasty.

My shotgun got a switch on it

>>81697922
nah hes knee deep in the girlpussy right now, ya fucked up. also how do you basically ignore. did you reply just once

>>81698224
I already did thanks.

>>81698308
maybe..I just turned off my phone, so I wasn't just ignoring him I was ignoring everything.

>>81698339
yeah what else was there to ignore

>>81698361
some other friends, social media stuff

>>81698429
oooh, so you did react and reply to them, but not him? that does sorta make you a dick. why?

>>81697922
I hate when retards expect sympathy for doing something bad to someone else. Only guy I feel sympathy for here is the guy you ignored due to your own delusions. I hope he cuts you off because people like you don't deserve human contact. Bpd trash alert.

>>81698238
Meow is a hot sexy chubby hung escort arc confirmed?

Murder suicide, so romantic

>>81698457
no I was ignoring them too. my phone was off

>>81698538
i don't expect sympathy I'm a bad person I know

>>81698550
so what were you afraid of

>>81698569
that he still loves his ex. his ex texted me earlier basically saying they love each other. that's what made me turn off my phone

My promise could be your fiend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGHDPbDYJdY

>>81698595
>owned by the ex when you're with the person they were dating
god damn that dude must feel like a million bucks. don't think he could have asked for a better jab

I think I'd stab him to death if I knew where the ex was living

i have come to the conclusion my e-bf will never come back and im dying alone

How many times you had sex anon? How many bfs you had?

>>81698687
ive had sex 0 times

>>81698687
I fucked with about 5 different people
3 of those were when I was insanely fucked up and my inhibition/social anxiety didn't exist.
2 of those were with seperate bfs, which semi-worked because I was sober (I can't practically fuck when sober)

so called robots gentlemen

>>81698787
sex is the easiest thing to obtain when you are a faggot, you're bound to try it atleast once.

I'm not even gay, I just read the articles...

>>81698595
so you gave up lmao. you coulda just blown your bf and posted a picture of his dick in your mouth to his ex but instead you clammed up. lmao

>>81698823
pussy shit. wait till your jerking off to trannys topping dudes and you forget to say no homo

>>81698827
and if you DO retroactively do this, the image should say "he really does love you!"

r9gay strafbataillon but its all the straight posters

>>81698837
I love cuck captions too but this is irl
I changed my mind, that anon should show how much he loves his bf instead of ignoring him and fuck his every way and take pic and make the edits too

>>81698839
Is this how you have conversations with other guys? I don't know how to talk to men since I only spent time around girls so I'm a tard when it comes to speaking to the same sex.
Speaking of sex it's awkward for me to talk about it too.

big muscular men with big tiddies and nice nipples

Virgin hag twinks with tired eyes and phimosis

>>81698796
No the fact that you have casual sex and are ok with it makes you not a robot. You don't belong. Go away we don't want you here.

>>81698947
Why are you faggots so mean? Why would anyone try to engage in a back and forth with your bfs ex?

>>81699279
He started it therefore anon must finish it

I'm a virgin hag twink with very tired eyes

>>81699286
do you have a nice phymotic penis with lots of tasty liquid drapped under it and hot boy chest and nipples?

I'm a failed twink doomed by the narrative and my nature does that hold any value?
Today one of my favourite tea cups broke, not sure why, it just cracked when pouring tea into it. I've had tea in it many times before, so that can't be the problem. Guess that is just the way the cookie crumbles.

It takes too much energy to game or read after work but at least I have more time to talk to my friends. Will still try to read tho it's really not enjoyable at the moment.

What do you guys think about a 2nd troon jumping off the bridge?

>left a comment on an instagram reel
>goes sorta viral and get tons of likes
>randos start following me
>one of them chats me up
>it's a 14yo boy from France
jfc i might have to just nuke my socials

Idk what I'm gonna do when I'm forced to wage again
I might actually jump off a bridge instead

>>81699860
Why were you chatting up a french shota? How far did you go with him?

Beware the DGSE spooks

>>81699860
>a 14yo boy from France
Ok pyrocynical don't forget to mention your furry fart fetishes

wwyd chat

>>81699875
>why
he chatted me up first!
>how far
was just under 10 minutes, told him i had to go right away

I don't know how some people don't feel responsibility or honor at all. If I was to borrow money (I don't, I hate asking for favors) I keep thinking about it all day until I repay it. If I was to owe 5 cents at the store I'd go back and return it instantly no matter what. It boggles my mind how little some care about the community and inter personal relationships. They feel no shame or guilt.

Un grand home fort!

You're white aren't you, anon?

>>81700102
it's because those things you mentioned aren't real

>>81700112
oui oui!

>>81700115
non, je suis brown as fuck

>>81700071
Do french niggas really talk like this?

>>81699023
total straightoid death mmhmm mmhmm

FUCKING FAGGOTS GO BACK TO YOUR FAGGOT BOARD AND DIE AND ROT THERE

MONKEY POX

AIDS

HERPES

COLORECTAL CANCERS

WEARING A DIAPER

CHILD MOLESTATION AND RAPE

SICKNESS AND DISEASE

THIS IS THE LEGACY OF FAGGOTS

KILL YOURSELVES

>>81700131
I was going to say that I disagree that fags can get laid easily but then I remembered that I'm straight and he's not talking about me and that I will never ever have a bf or have sex because I'm too ugly

I wish I could run my blade through your stomach and watch your intestines spill out onto the floor

>>81700162
How romantic of you xoxo

I wish I could have sex and be in a relationship with a cute guy but I can't cause I'm too short and too ugly and too weak and too poor

I should have bought a second smaller one

cool local business with a unique name and vibe got bought by a rich guy's investment group and he put his name on the building instead and changed it all out for soulless corporate deco

i can't imagine being such a narcissist that i'd ever put my name on a whole ass building. who cares who you are dude? you're a nobody, grow up

i need to go to the cashpoint or the bank today to withdraw money so i dont spend it on jew slop online

>>81700216
How is life as a bald man jonah?

>>81700222
i'm not bald but so far. pretty boring but im too scared of death to kill myself

Just give me your money instead I'll keep it save

>>81700227
I thought you were happy and enjoying life with your new bf?

>>81700228
FINANCIAL ABUSE. JANNIES. JANNIES,../..
>>81700240
yeah, things are going pretty well between me and him but i'm still retarded and that makes me sad

Bri'ish and or French hag twinks

FAGGOTS BACK TO TRANNYREDDIT
FAGGOTS BACK TO HELL

GO THERE AND STAY THERE

ALL TRANNIES MUST LEAVE
ALL FAGGOTS MUST LEAVE

>>81700300
i've been here since 2007. that's 18 years already. you probably weren't even born yet.

Is 130lbs twink weight or too heavy? What are the requirements to be considered a twink?

requirement is footposting

>>81700342
130lbs is underweight for most men

>>81696928
>I really want someone to love
More than you want to pity yourself and commiserate here? Let's be honest. How much are you feeling the weight of no bf when you do absolutely nothing about it?
Throw your childhood toys away, delete your cartoon folders, try dating apps for once.

>>81700474
I'm a manlet so I think it's a normal weight for me at 5'7

>>81697731
that picture is so sad you should delete it

I think I gave myself gastritis from drinking again. They're almost a year old but I've started taking my anti stomach acid pills again, I don't know if I can actually stop drinking but I'd like to try, I did the math recently and I spend like $300 a month on alcohol, which is a sizable portion of my paycheck.

>>81697922
>the boy I love
he's just a stranger online who you have never met before. It's no wonder the whole fling is threatened by one day of absence

>>81700502
i just checked the chart and it's actually normal for most men, if at the low end of normal. i always think of 170-180 as a middle weight for men, maybe because of how weight classes in boxing and wrestling work.

do you feel that you could go lower? any changes in your diet or lifestyle you could make? switch to a healthier snack or start riding your bike on errands?

hue.exe activated
>>81700508
But it's literally me rn

>>81700159
aren't you that delusional homo who says bottoms have high standards when in fact you only got rejected by a couple of trannies in here and got absolutely traumatized and emotionally damaged by the experience?

>>81700516
Problem for me is drinking feels so good. Nothing feels better than that first pint/bottle easing all the tension away and allowing you to just enjoy things.

>>81700561
I've never once approached a tranny or been rejected by one so no also I'm straight

>>81698687
>How many times you had sex anon?
Countless
>How many bfs
4

can we just have one nice day on /r9gay/

>>81698664
That's a sign of the universe for you to give up on these online flings and just try real life dating instead

>>81700596
You are a gross whore who can't pair-bond anymore

>>81697899
That's a homophobic question. You're treating the concept of gay sex as this alien thing when it doesn't have to be. You're not trying to understand, at all. Girls suck dick too, why do they do it? Boys will eat pussy, why?
It's exactly the same reason, the same thing. Don't make it more complicated than it has to be

>>81700070
scream. what a nightmare. wheres my sickeneningly thin twinky gardevoir, lopunny (both male) and ash's own pikachu?

>>81700609
I wanna kiss you so bad for stealing my thoughts from me

>>81700630
no, i was explicitly asking both genders, hence "persons", not "guys". i dont see why girls do it either. and ive eaten pussy and i did it purely because i thought it was expected, the natural progression of going from "not having sex" to "having sex". in hindsight, i would of preferred to skip that part.

>>81700609
I'm bonding to my bf right now and we're so good at it.
You think you can pair bond? You have been alone for so long, your heart has dried up from so much loneliness, bitterness and resentment. You are simply incapable of catching feelings for someone unless it's anonymous and online and they are a clone of all your mental illnesses.

>>81700516
>>81700583
how can you drink alone? Alcohol is like the socialization drug. You should drink at a gay bar and use it as leverage to find friends and a bf.

>>81700645
>still not trying to understand
Ok mr autist, don't eat pussy if you don't want, but I don't see you asking straight men why they eat pussy. Do the math, dude. Stop alienating these concepts out of pure prejudice

>>81700651
>I'm bonding to my bf right now
Another ex to add on the notch in a few months

Manifesting a return to 2008

>>81700590
You literally didn't even know that the bottoms outnumber tops, you only "approached" these "bottoms" here, anonymously, and they didn't even see your face, they rejected you based on your self description alone. These were not gay bottoms, they were trannies, traps and the sort of person you can hit on and still pretend to be straight.
You have never approached real bottoms in real life or dating apps, you have never witnessed their desperation and their low standards, that's because you don't live in reality. You live inside your delusional head, this lonely place where you can feel sorry for yourself ad nauseam

>>81700715
Stop making up lies to suit your narrative also kys favela monkey

He will never go to the gym

>>81700687
As opposed to you who is reaching middle age without knowing what relationships, love or companionship feel like? My bf and I are building something real together. You are just idealizing relationships while you waste your youth alone.
If by a miracle you got a bf, your inexperience would make you fumble the whole thing.

4 bfs and can't remember how many times he's had sex is a huge red flag. Your bf is a massive retard

>>81700679
i dont ask why straight men eat pussy because...ive done it and i think i know the answer. it was: "its a thing you do on the way to having actual sex". more or less. of course theres always gonna be one person who just loves it, just like theres atleast one person out there who likes dropping bricks on their balls, but those are exceptions.

>>81700548
These types of picture are like fuel to your depression, you know that right? They're not just cute pictures you found online. They're manifestations of your pain, and you cling to them because it's like pain and loneliness are your bfs in the end of the day, and you refuse to let them go.

>>81700745
Do you have any idea of how much sex you have when you're inside a relationship?
Of course you don't, you're a virgin. But anon, when you're dating someone and you see each other every other day, specially in the first few months, you have sex hundreds of times, often more than a couple times every day.
Of course the celibate has absolutely no idea about any of that.
It's easy to keep count of how much sex you've had when it's 0

>>81700725
That's you pretending to be rejected by gay bottoms and pretending to be straight, when you're just another gay robot who has never tried.
Self pity is your drug of choice

everyone in r9gay has a bf except hue

Stop replying to me whore. I don't care about the next notch on your belt of exes

>>81700747
You don't know the answer because you literally didn't like eating pussy (if you ever did it, which I doubt).
Ask some straight dude who actually likes eating pussy, and the answer will be the same for anyone who has sex. They do it because they like it, and you're trying to alienating the concept

>>81700782
You're so inexperienced and so oblivious about sex that you think you keep count on how many times you had sex in a relationship, lmao. Poor celibate.
Is it better to have a notch on your belt, or to turn 30 without knowing what love, relationships and companionship feel like?
Waste your youth if you must. I'm building memories, you're building a fort of loneliness and mental illness

Why is the whore still responding

>>81700747
>People who like oral sex are the exception
You are the exception. Maybe you didn't like pussy because you want to suck dick?

better being a whore than a lonely adult loveless celibate

>>81700112
Managed to completely kill off horny thoughts and my sex drive with just a day of no fap. Feels good.

He's been here for 4+ years building memories of spamming the same dialogue options

you've been here just as long but without any bf or love in your life

I plan to kill my bf and myself

>>81700859
good thing you're not getting a bf then

On some level, I wonder if part of what's happening with the billionaire tech bros and fascist government is a 21st century play on the first Chinese emperor's search for an elixir of immortality. Like, they think it might be realistically achievable through technology in their lifetime and they're desperately pushing the technology to get there before it's too late. Do you think someone promised Trump a cure for aging, behind the scenes? You think they convinced him that they can make him young again, and it's just Ten Years Away(tm)?

>I plan to kill my bf and myself
People like this get bfs but I don't just because I'm a manlet top

No it's just ZOG

>>81700895
people like that get no bfs and neither do you because you are delusional, insecure, and you have never tried getting any "bottoms" outside of 4chan traps. Go to the apps and find out how wrong you are about everything, you self pitying mongrel

>fascist government
Have you tried not being a retarded hippie?

hippie? what year is this?

I miss spiderposting
Kenneth are you present
Your thoughts on EU5?

>>81700131
It's funny how clueless people are. He never faced discrimination. He never faced any fears due to his sexuality. He won't get kicked out or disowned, he won't get avoided or beat up by other kids. He doesn't know what it's like to walk up to someone on the street and have 10% chance of them being same sexuality as you.

>>81700542
Men in those sports cut insane amounts of weight and walk around a lot bigger tho

>>81700892
I unironically live every day under this assumption, the idea that I'm going to die one day is so weird and alien to me, like of course I'm gonna live forever.

>>81701077
I tried describing this to a bi guy once and he just didn't get it. As a gay you live in an entirely different reality but straights and bis don't even care nor realize how alienating being gay can be.

>>81701164
>i tried describing the plight of life living as a gay man to a gay man but he didn't understand any of it since he was a gay man himself
???

you are not the same as us bishit

>81700651
>I'm bonding with my bf right now
>spends 6 hours a day posting here and countless more in other threads
Hue are you lying to?

need a verse bf so we can do this

>>81701158
>>81701158

>>81701218
Hot. Return to sparta.

>tfw no autistic internet detective bf
https://youtu.be/lU67ZuiofX0

Average bottom boy

>>81701279
Life is cruel and unfair. Gouging out my own throat.

>>81701279
This is why bottoms mock and humiliate me for my tiny small pathetic 7 inch penis
How can I ever be expected to sexually satisfy a bottom when his own cock is 3x bigger then mine

>>81701279
t-that's a camera trick, right? His pp isn't THAT big, surely. If it weren't cut it would be a perfect cock though.

got mad and screamed and punched the roof of my car yesterday. i didn't break anything but i scraped my knuckles a little and i feel like the tiny scabs are visible and people know i punched something

people can scream a little bit in the car. right? it's okay if the windows are up. nobody can hear

Bottoms owe me their fat cocks

Save your car and walls and punch me instead, I'll heal.

>>81701418
i used to sing in my car on my lunch breaks haha

>>81701383
What's perfect about a gigantic meatflap? If anything it looks gross.

>>81701439
Cute
>>81701402
Not cute

>>81701462
I love big cocks, I want to suck them and have them completely fill my mouth.

>>81701419
This looks like my penis but without the veins and hair and smaller balls

femboys are just fucking cute, I know it's wrong to like them because they aren't masc and it's likely my latent and suppressed bisexuality but come on, you can't tell me anyone wouldn't want to fuck a cute femboy.

Tasty bottom cock

>>81701077
To be fair he's speaking from the incel mentality. His inability to get sex wraps his head, it's all he cares about, nothing else matters. All he can think is that gay men can get sex easily, which is true. For him, nothing else matters. He is obsessed about the thing he doesn't have. He didn't experience the bad part of being homosexual, growing up in fear and doubt, so he doesn't care about those, he's barely aware of what it means. All he can think about is his inability to have sex and how being gay would solve that. He can't even imagine the emotional damage of being a gay kid who spends years hating themselves and being victimized by bullying, rejection, fear of being kicked out by your family, fear of religious condemnation, etc.

>>81701477
>This looks like my penis but without the veins and hair and smaller balls
Stop teasing me.

the land of the dead

>>81701543
If a boy presents himself in a feminine way, be it mannerisms, clothing, hair or personal style, he automatically loses a few points of attractiveness in my scale. I would much rather fuck the same boy without all the feminine parts.
You know, I'm a real homosexual unlike you

>>81701402
got mad why, nony?

>>81701218
Fighting over dominance in bed Greco-Roman style (no punches) is the best thing about having a bf

>>81701194
Not every day, unlike you. I'm gonna see him tonight and you won't catch me here, just like I wasn't here yesterday because I actually have a life, unlike you

you dont go to the gym nor do you have a bf

the fat virgin is projecting again

>>81701706
I forgot to also add mine also has phimosis also you replied to the wrong post

Both of my pairs of earbuds died cause I kept putting them in the wash accidentally, I keep forgetting to buy new ones so I just have to listen to the shitty pop music they play in the gym.

I love BBC(Big Bottom Cock)

imagine being so much of a bottom you crave for other bottom's cock
It's like the ultimate bottom

Are most bottoms okay if a top wants to slobber all over their cock?

>>81702171
They fuckin better be
I'm a top but cum is delicious and I want to eat my fbf's every day

Bottom cock for breakfast lunch dinner and a midnight snack

>>81702194
Don't forget second breakfast!

>>81701745
i lost service and the app crashed when i was trying to order breakfast before work, causing me to not have breakfast and be late to work. in hindsight it's really my own lack of planning and unpreparedness that caused a big problem whenever i ran into one small issue.

>tfw no sperg bf

>>81702290
No one actually wants this, don't lie.

does thread accept lonely bi-curious boys?

I am strong and independent, and don't need no bf!

>>81702290
actually as of 2013 the DSM 5 redefined autism as a spectrum, incorporating most of aspergers under the umbrella of level 1 autism

>>81702334
No, get lost biscum. We have enough chaser and prison gays exclusively attracted to twinks, we don't need one more

>the dread starts to sink in
oh? oh...

i will never actually get a bf, will i?

Where's that anon who wanted to build his own website and sew his own shorts some day? I want to catch up and learn if he ever followed his dreams.

>>81702420
You will if you try dating apps. If you keep refusing to, you won't

>>81702393
what if im a twink

>>81702436
What difference does it make? In a couple years you won't be one anymore. If you're only attracted to twinks, you'll be just another chaser in the near future.
Word of advice: don't waste your twink days being alone in here

>ran 30+ minutes
I forgot I run longer here

>>81702329
Of course they don't. People idealize parts of a disorder but turn a blind eye to the negative ones they don't wanna deal with, it's the most common thing in the world.

I will never try whore finding apps

>>81702428
its no use...
i mean, i'm not *that* ugly and i lift and do skincare but at the end of the day, its just going to be another mouth i have to feed
i'm too caught up on the economy of it all

>>81702436
It depends on if you're a bottom or not if you're a bottom the thread will suddenly start kissing your ass and simping for you they only hate tops

>>81702518
They're dating apps, not just for whores.
>I'll never try
Then you will never have a bf. Have you made peace with that?

>>81702425
IT WAS NOT A SHORT TERM GOAL IM PRETTY SURE I SAID AT SOME POINT NOT IN A WEEK OR SO. MY FRIEND KNOWS PROGRAMMING AND IS GOOD WITH TECH MAYBE I COULD MAKE THE SITE TOGETHER WITH HIM

AT SOME POINT

>>81702506
Yep. They idolize you and think you're the best, then try to get you. When they get you they refuse to understand you, assume bad things about you, and leave.

>>81702529
>its no use...
Wrong again. Making silly excuses is all you do, but that's a new one.
>I'll have to provide
It's a bf, not a son. That excuse is so shitty I won't even tell you to loon for a bf with a job, it's clear that you don't want a bf. You want to be lonely and cry about it in here. That's what you want.
What are you so afraid of anyway?

>>81702549
I believe in you anon, you can do it! I'll always be cheering you on chief

>>81702518
Good. I know many happy couples that met by chance both irl or online. Don't listen to bots telling you otherwise. It has happened and it will happen. Unless you want to jump from cock to cock like he allegedly does unable to keep anyone around long term.

>>81702542
people here don't hate tops? Why are you so delusional my god what sort of inner issue you're dealing with

>>81702542
*if youre part of the discord or not

im probably the hottest top here. noboy else has a mustache like mine

>>81702595
Name 10 tops that these threads view in a positive light?

>>81702589
>I know many happy couples
>Is a virgin incel
Yeah, right. You're surrounded by happy couples but you're not one of them. Odd, isn't it?
Meeting people from the apps is still "online", dumbass. It started out online and progressed into real life, how it should be.
>Having 4 bfs in 15 years is jumping through cocks and not long term
It's longer than anything you have ever had.

>>81702627
>his frame of reference is anonymous posters
How fucking delusional are you? There's barely any tops around because of the ratio that you refuse to believe

>>81702589
>it will happen
has it happened to you?

>>81702627
I tried growing just my moustache out and shaving my beard and someone made fun of me and called it a pornstache so I shaved it all off

>>81702549
What kind of a webstie would it be, anon? I'd find it pretty cool if my fbf had one.

>>81702634
there aren't even 10 tops around lmao

>>81702705
Thanks for proving my point whore now kill yourself retarded bottom scum

>>81702715
The point is that there are far more bottoms than tops, you delusional freak

>>81702715
you really use 4chan as your reference for reality?

>>81702547
i will get a bf without using dating apps

>>81702743
how is that working for you so far? You're still a dateless virgin.
Let's be honest, even apart from dating apps, you're not trying anything at all

>>81702732
And yet the bottoms still refuse to date the tops and complain and bitch that there's no one to date just further proving my point that all these whores are chad only now kill yourself whore

>>81702575
>but that's a new one.
i think you might've mistaken me for a different anon
>it's clear that you don't want a bf
i want one i really do...
>What are you so afraid of anyway?
the fact that it'll never work out, i'm not American nor European, i live in a muslim country!

>>81702767
They're not refusing to date "the tops", they're refusing to try anything at all just like you. They want to be lonely and pity themselves and make excuses, just like you.
They're incels blaming something else for their loneliness, just like you.

>>81702778
>i want one i really do...
>Does nothing to get a bf apart from crying about loneliness in the incel board
You want to feel sorry for yourself more than you want a bf
>Now the excuse is the country
What happened to the previous excuse of having to provide? So that was just a senseless thing you made up?
You said people there were showing their faces on the apps boldly. You should give it a shot with some of them.

>>81702767
>the bottoms still refuse to date the tops and complain and bitch that there's no one to date
That's exactly what you do here while you refuse to give anyone on the dating apps a try.
I never saw someone be that much emotionally damaged by being rejected anonymously before. You are truly mentally ill, and delusional

nobody wants to be my bf because im a clean moral person which i guess is boring or something

>>81702681
you gatta be a real manly man to pull it off

>>81702852
I wanna be big and manly but I don't want facial hair until I turn 40, I think it looks silly on younger dudes.

>>81702742
No I use chad only bottom whores as my example which is all bottoms in the world at this point

Kill bottoms. Behead bottoms. Roundhouse kick a bottom into the concrete. Slam dunk a filthy bottom into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bottoms. Defecate in a bottoms food. Launch bottoms into the sun. Stir fry bottoms in a wok. Toss bottoms into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bottoms gas tank. Judo throw bottoms into a wood chipper. Twist bottoms heads off. Report bottoms to the IRS. Karate chop bottoms in half. Curb stomp bottoms heads in. Trap bottoms in quicksand. Crush bottoms in the trash compactor. Liquefy bottoms in a vat of acid. Eat bottoms. Dissect bottoms. Exterminate bottoms in the gas chamber. Stomp bottom skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bottoms in the oven. Lobotomize bottoms. Mandatory abortions for bottoms. Grind bottoms in the garbage disposal. Drown bottoms in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bottoms with a ray gun. Kick old bottoms down the stairs. Feed bottoms to alligators. Slice bottoms with a katana.

>>81702844
More like you just never tried being anyone's boyfriend and blaming other people is how you cope. You are too busy feeling sorry for yourself

>>81702881
You never tried getting any bottoms irl, you have never tried dating apps.
You flirted with random 4chan traps, got rejected by mentioning you're a manlet, and got so absolutely traumatized by that it completely broke your mind.
It's a sad thing to behold

>>81702907
i dont feel sorry for myself. i feel sorry for everyone else

>>81702822
>What happened to the previous excuse of having to provide?
it still stands because if i wanna make it work i have to "hide" him so to speak
fuck you, man you wouldn't get it

>>81702881
aren't you that weirdo who claims to be straight?

>>81702940
all you do here is crying about bottoms you never tried to date, and pity yourself. You're pathetic

>>81702955
I don't claim to be straight I am straight there's a big difference

>>81702942
And he can't "hide" you and provide for you? You can't both do the work?
Your excuses never run out.
You said people were not being entrapped on dating apps anymore and people were boldly showing their faces. Why don't you try it with some of them? Why don't you try? You said things aren't as bad as in Iran over there.

>>81702959
ive literally never done that and its far away from something i would do

>>81702961
man it's genuinely sad imagining someone being so delusional and so oblivious
It's like you are 13 years old, or mentally stuck at 13

>>81702986
Nigga you did it in this very thread. All you do is blame bottoms even though you never even tried to get one irl. You are too busy pitying yourself, and claiming to be straight. You're so weird

Dominant femboys are the best!

>>81703053
Another poster worshipping bottoms why can't we have a single post saying one nice thing about tops?

I like tops they smell nice (probably)

>>81701279
please post more stuff like this, i need rope fuel to rope because i'll never be a half man he is and it's so sexy pleeeeeese

>>81703202
You also need to specify that the tops you're complimenting aren't chads

>>81703202
I'm sweaty and gross and smell like rotten food all the time.

>>81703207
I don't like the chad archetype, something about the idea is off-putting, I don't feel like I would fit in with a successful normalfag with good looks.

I think to him any top that has sex is a chad, so literally every top is one because you're not a top if you've never topped someone

>>81703208
I'm a top and I smell like headandshoulders shampoo and shea butter except my cock and balls which smell like sweat and musk

am i a top if i had sex with a girl or does it have to be a guy

tops get poop dick so smell like poop

Bottoms have poop butt so they smell like poop

>>81702171
no, my dick is small, don't touch, don't look at it, don't even think about, don't try to pull it out because it will always stay in undies, i would never want it to be seen or interacted with
this is rules for my fbf if i ever get one ever, no exceptions, no discussions

phew thats one less tranny with a bf

sorry for your loss retard pos

>>81703256
>>81703266
I have to smell poop every time I go to the bathroom, it's not that big a deal.

Would any bottoms here let a top rail them while their ass is dirty and full of shit?

>>81701279
>>81701419
>>81701660
>>81702100
Love this stuff so much, I'll never breed a woman or a man and i'm a dicklet too, having my own cut off and made into neopussy and having a hung fat dicked dom femboy wrecking both my holes would be the best ever outcome ever, like perfect specimen for me

>>81703322
so long as i dont have to smell the poop

im glad Trump is sending gay people to sudan

>>81703322
It's an inevitability of gay sex to experience poop butt at some point

>>81703365
I was thinking more like the top is in the mood and doesn't want to wait for the bottom to clean up so he just goes in and doesn't care

>>81702867
I kinda find idea of a younger man having a beard attractive.

>>81700502
I think it a good weight. If I had a 5'7" 130lbs I'd want him to pack on couple more pounds, but that's not so important to me, I'd just shuggle and cuddle him alright anyway.

Had a horrible dream this morning, how are you all doing?

>>81703433
I feel really bad today. Brain fog at max and nothing is making my brain feel good

>>81703433
I have horrible dreams every time I drink, which is every day.

They're playing "I need a hero" at the gym except its a version I've never heard with a male singer and he sounds really hot. Plus that makes the song canonical gay.

>>81702867
I didn't grow it until I was 30. I don't think I'd wear a watch as a young man either.

>>81703593
Watches are actually the one accessory I really want, I think they make a guy instantly look more mature and handsome. Keep forgetting to do watch research though.

>>81703433
shit's looking real bleak

>>81703610
I can get down with something classy like a (gshock) or a [casio], but a lot of watches are just gaudy jewelry imo.

>>81703661
Yeah I wouldn't want like a shiny gold one or whatever, I'm too dirty and clumsy for something like that. I'd get the kind of watch you could take out hiking with you.

>>81703561
I had a dream that either is gonna make me either really depressed or spiteful for the next 6 months
>>81703640
indeed

>>81703714
Oh shit that's rough. Normally my dreams are just about things happening that would ruin my life and make me panic for ten minutes after waking up before I realize they were just dreams. Did this dream cause you to have some sort of dark epiphany about your life?

>>81703730
Yea, I just felt really angry about being abandoned by people at various points in my life

deleted it cause I made a minor spelling mistake lol

My dreams are usually just about on my knees surrounded by big penis twink or fit guys or fat guys

>>81703640
good boys don't do drugs, be bleak with a salad instead

>>81703823
Does alcohol count as drugs?

>>81703823
I don't know what to say, I eat good food I guess

>>81703842
Alcohol makes your skin age worse and hastens the twink death beware

>>81704132
Yeah but it feels really good to drink

I DID IT I WENT TO THE GYM WITHOUT BUYING ALCOHOL!
now I just have to do it every day for the rest of my life

For the first time in years I think I actually look pretty fucking hot
Too bad about my resting depression face and massive forehead oh well

>>81704132
What can I do to not be sober that avoids these issues

>>81704170
this is me when i leave the house to do anything

>>81704170
Why not drink with someone else like a date? A date to drink a beer and watch a game sounds like the perfect dude core bromantic idea, you could pull it off on grindr or tinder

>>81704209
every drug makes you age faster, but you could get a bf to uplift your mood. Have you tried dating apps before? I think you haven't

>>81703348
>no empathy
Typical incel

>>81704209
Idk you could try using lots of lotions and moisturizers and avoid lots of sunlight to protect your skin or as a last resort take estrogen like trannies do

The 2 worst things for skin that most people do is too much sunlight and drinking alcohol which is why a lot of women age like shit then try to fix their saggy old skin with botox

>>81704224
True I just haven't gone grocery shopping in a while.
>>81704263
Dude seriously are these apps paying you or something? I want to quit drinking, not associate it with good experiences, that would make it even harder to quit. I literally burned a hole in my stomach and started shitting blood I was drinking so much, I have to stop.

>>81704303
Okay then, sorry for suggesting ideas for a date.
How about you do the same thing but without the alcohol? Meeting someone new sounds like the perfect distraction for you to get over alcoholism. Doing it alone is much harder, specially when alcohol is your go to coping mechanism for loneliness

>>81704303
>I literally burned a hole in my stomach and started shitting blood I was drinking so much, I have to stop.
Tried the AA meetings? You could maybe find a friend in there

>>81704341
I moved to kind of a shithole town a few years back, AA meetings were all way older dudes that I couldn't relate to at all. They also weren't helping, I've literally had more success avoiding drinking in the past by sheer willpower.

>>81704302
>take estrogen to fight the passage of time
At some point you gotta admit you're a tranny

>>81704303
>I literally burned a hole in my stomach and started shitting blood I was drinking so much
Wtf how much were you drinking??

>>81704363
>I've literally had more success avoiding drinking in the past by sheer willpower
Your bleeding ulcer says otherwise
You can't relate to people who are struggling with the same addiction as you just because of age? And they were all older? And you're in a shitty town now?
Isn't it funny how those sound exactly like the excuses these anons give when asked about dating apps?
You should give AA another chance and this time try not being cynical

>>81704371
It's like the only way we have of stopping twink death for now and yeah it barely works and doesn't last long

>>81704399
Except that it doesn't stop twink death, nothing does, because "twink death" just means aging, and it's as inevitable as death.
What it does is making you look like a tranny or a hon, an estrogenized male, but it doesn't make you look younger.

>>81704387
It depended on the day but anywhere from 2 4lokos to a liter of vodka a day.
>>81704392
I couldn't relate to them because drinking was the only thing we had in common. I was never going to be friends with these people, we shared none of the same interests. Some 50 year old HVAC repair guy isn't gonna come to my house to watch anime with me, and I'm not gonna go watch football with him. AA as a program just wasn't for me. I'm seeing my doctor this month anyways, I'm gonna get those pills that supposedly eliminate alcohol cravings.

>>81704419
Yeah that's what I just said stupid fag ass nigger learn to read you ape

my balls hurt or more specifically my left testicle hurts and my right hurts a little. am i going to die

>>81704438
Jesus anon I would puke my stomach out trying to drink a litre of vodka in one sitting and I drink a fair amount, mostly beer though. I really hope you look after yourself more in the future.

>>81704463
Testicular torsion. Seek spiritual help.

tranny hypnosis hits hard while drunk btw

>redownloaded grindr
i just want my dick licked and cuddle

>>81704492
Is tranny hypnosis the same as sissy hypno or is that something else?

>>81704488
thats embarrassing. maybe a hot shower will fix it

my new pants get here today :D

>>81704492
Lsd makes me feel incredibly feminine and submissive
I think drugs are just the gateway

>>81704657
Weird. I get the inverse. I feel very confident and loud on LSD despite being a shy submissive normally

I've been doomscrolling facebook for hours at a time trying to find a good deal...

>>81703823
I'm a good boy! [not original]

>>81704657
>>81704675
Acid makes me chill/excited until something scares me, where I then start tweaking out
fapping on acid is fucking divine and stops you from bad tripping though, I reccomend it to you both

>>81704438
>we shared none of the same interests
Can you only relate to people who like the same animes as you?
what type of autism is this. There's young people at AA too, you know.

>>81704500
Good boy. Go to a date

>>81704919
>>81704675
>>81704657
How can you do so many drugs alone? Acid is better when shared. Tripping with someone else is a pair bonding experience like no other
Overall acid makes me transcendental and overwhelmed, there's no words to describe. If normal thinking is like riding a horse, acid is like riding the solar probe near the surface of the sun

It is so hot, I made the mistake of turning the A/C up for a nap and now it can't keep up. Doesn't help I'm sitting next to my space heater (my PC) either.