Thread 81691221

femanon here,

why does every guy over the tender age of 25 just adapt "le bearded warrior" look these days? No you don't look tuf at all. Instead of trying to find your niche, you go for what you believe will have the widest appeal only to then drown in a sea of look-aikes Picrel is in his 40s and me and my otherwise "Chad-loving" friends all think he's hot. I've seen guys who got that cute look going on as teens completely transform into Mr.Soibeard #3242 by the time they were in their mid 20s. Why do guys do it?

He has a full head of hair and most beardfats don't.

>>81691221 (OP)
No one gives a fuck what you think, coal burner

>>81691221 (OP)
i do it because i was told i look better with a beard
i also look like a teenager without it, so i do it to look older at my workplace

>>81691221 (OP)
Why do you care? You think almost all of us are repulsive anyway

>>81691237
shut up jew. your tricks don't work here

>>81691221 (OP)
i can't grow a non shit beard, but it also sucks to shave it. i look better without it

>your beard doesn't make you tough
>we're posting online

What are the chances of op being trans?

>>81691221 (OP)
If a sea monkey like me can grow a beard I would look so much better. I would went from Smeagol to Smeagol with beard

>>81691221 (OP)
i have a mustache and stubble with a shaved head

>>81691221 (OP)
Because im too depressed to shave until liquids i drink start to get caught in my mustache and goatee, then i shave it out of annoyance then rinse and repeat

>>81691246
>Why do you care? You think almost all of us are repulsive anyway


Just giving you guys some good hearted advice. Me and my friends are conventionally attractive (as in skinny, white, basic suburban girl type), but none of us date "the quarterback". My bestie has a bf who is the same height as her (5'7). Sure he has a nice face, but "nice" is like 1-2 strinking features (eyes, hair, smile), not male model levels of harmony.

>>81691221 (OP)
Because for a while beards were considered manly. I hate facial hair, it's too irritating on my skin.

>>81691345
>Sure he has a nice face, but "nice" is like 1-2 strinking features
So, more attractive than the vast majority of men?

>>81691221 (OP)
I will never do it
I wanna look like vergil when i'm in my 40s

>>81691221 (OP)
How come foids are always dunking on white dudes? You never see them dunking on anyone else actually.

>>81691386
>I wanna look like vergil when i'm in my 40s
HHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA

>>81691345
>skinny, white, basic suburban girl type
so all 4/10s with busted faces? lol

>>81691221 (OP)
>Chad is hot!
>Time to post about it on /r9k/
>Again

bad mandibles

I cant grow facial hair but I wish I could have a baby face and women see me as a eunuch

>>81691715
yeah, but op's guy doesn't have a killer jawline either.

If you are balding and have a beard you look normal if you are balding and clean shaven you look like a fucking pedophile

>>81691221 (OP)
I have a beard to cover up all my chins

I just don't shave often because I'm lazy and I can get away with it. I still shave occasionally because I find having too much facial hair to be irritating.

>>81691221 (OP)
I wipe my ass with what you think of beards and your preferences, I'm not going to shave for the woman I'm never going to have

>>81691221 (OP)
>Why do guys do it?
because we like it and dont give a fuck what (((YOU))) think
your opinion has no value.

>>81691221 (OP)
>Picrel is in his 40s and me and my otherwise "Chad-loving" friends all think he's hot.
He has a full head of hair in his 40 though.

>"le bearded warrior"
weak chin.

>>81691267
about 41%

>>81691890
most guys should have a full head of hair in their 40's, that's the bare minimum

>>81691948
Le kek.
Nice one, anon.
>Highfive

Beards aren't for looking tough.
They're just what happen when you don't constantly shave twice a day.

>>81691221 (OP)
>"le bearded warrior"
It's not a choice lol, it's us being lazy af

We incorrectly think of beard as makeup

>>81691957
Notice anything?
>most important people in the History of the Humanity
>all bald
Cope.

>>81691221 (OP)
I'm bald, and fat with a little muscle, what else do you want me to do?

>>81691314
>>81691773

LOL
Glad I'm not the only one.
Yeah the time to give a shit has long past. I am far too jaded for human relations, I just talk with people when I feel like it for entertainment.

>>81691221 (OP)
i have a better face and hair than the guy in your pic but im 5'8 so id probably still be invisible to most height craving sheep foids of today. well who cares

>>81691221 (OP)
i don't wanna shave, it irritates my skin and i don't want to spend the time anyway every morning just for you (fuck you)
not doing it

OP it's because they're fat and covering up their sad jawline

>>81691221 (OP)
? What is a bearded warrior look? I have a medium beard and my head is buzzed. I'm also pretty soft spoken and emotionally intelligent and work as a RN in a mental health facility. I like beards and I think they're cool and they're a man's natural state of being.

Better question, why should I care what you say on the subject? Because:

1. Women talk a lot of shit and they always settle at the end of the day. No you won't be getting your dream boat man as a mid tier Becky you'll be getting the washed up meat head or beta cuck provider, deal with it.

2. I have a girlfriend already and have never had problems in my adult life getting a girlfriend.

>>81691221 (OP)
>Why do guys do it?
When I was clean shaven I kept getting mistaken for Mr. Bean.

>>81691387
I love white dudes but they should look like they did in 1930s and I won't explain why

>>81691221 (OP)
I don't have facial hair, but look like a criminal.

>>81691221 (OP)
Why are you asking us? Women don't like me no matter whether I shave or not, and have never liked me. So I don't bother to shave.

>>81691387
Stop playing the victim snowflake.
White guys have to easier than every other damn group. Noone shits on other groups openly because they don't care about these groups. It's easy to say some shit about white guys because there's almost no stigma attached to it, but at the end of the day all of these ethnic foods want white men.
Just cut it out already, victim.

I'm 24 but I dont plan on doing that, got long hair down to my lumbar and I'm hoping to keep it, dont like facial hair so I shave every other day. If I cant keep it id just buzz it and probably not grow a beard either, I have an okay face that was some strong features so I'd stay low bf% and be mr clean

>>81691221 (OP)
Reason why men get a beard:
>Bald
>Save money and time for shaving
>Chinlet
>Lazy
A few actually like having a beard

Anyway i lost my old discord account can you send the link back for the server thank you

>>81691221 (OP)
Growing a beard takes time and good grooming discipline. A well maintained beard is more masculine and impressive than a clean shaven baby face.

>>81693628
white dudes are the only ones women attack 24/7, unprompted. If they are making fun of someone's looks, you can almost guarantee it is a white dude.

>>81691221 (OP)
I'm 32 and get mistaken for early 20's all the time. Sometimes, from people my own age and older, they even mistake me for being 18.
This makes me want to have shorter hair and let my facial hair grow.

As a man, we're made to believe that masculinity means we can't look boyish. And to be 30, looking young, is pretty shit.

>>81691221 (OP)
i have a beard because my skin flakes off when I shave

>>81691221 (OP)
I just look like jacked Jesus because I'm lazy.

>>81693768
why would looking younger than your age ever be a bad thing? Im 27 and wish I looked younger instead of older

>>81693765
Like I said, it's because it's socially acceptable.
It's really the exact same as a far left feminist who rants about moids being abusive while also wanting to be treated like a piece of meat. But I'm glad that you play the victim when you suffer the least out of any group of males on this planet. Must be nice getting to have your cake and eat it and then whining about the cake looking at you funny.

>>81693895
>when you suffer the least out of any group
I've never had a gf ever

>>81691890
>He has a full head of hair in his 40 though
No gray either

>>81693918
Do you try? And when you try what do you do/say? Women are tiring to deal with but I see a lot of white dudes just giving up because they expect women to approach them

>>81691221 (OP)
I dont shave because even when i did noone cared, im just lazy and dont care, the fact you want people to change based only on your tastes gives me a mc mindset vibe.

>>81691221 (OP)
I'm 27 and I always shave. I look like a boy.

>>81693895
>nooooo you cannot point out the hamfisted systemic racism because I get no pussy
You better pray that if whitey chimps out against kikes they'd still have enough compassion not to hang you from a tree.

>>81694180
Oh my god stop playing the fucking victim. A few people make the most mild comments about your race and suddenly youre literally chimping out.
You're a fucking snowflake.

I'm not sure if you're the same guy but the same question applies here: do you try? Do you actually engage with women and try to talk to them while hiding your power level? Doubtful.

You literally do not have it worse than other men, you're flipping out at the few mean comments you read online. No wonder you don't have a gf you think skinned pussy

>>81691221 (OP)
That guy is top 5%. Probably better. What's the rest to do? Try a comparison of an average guy bearded and shaved.

>>81691221 (OP)
because shaving your beard every fucking day is annoying? idgaf

>>81691221 (OP)
shaving is tedious and most importantly irritates skin.
it sux very much

>>81694584
oh also it lasts only half a day then im ugly again, and shaving again so soon is inefective and realy realy iritates and fucks the skin. i still do it tho and it sucks

>>81691387
>dunking is to tell you to be clean shaven
Why would foids make a thread telling non white moids to do X and Y and Z to be more attractive or whatever when most foids don't care about non white moids or actively hate them?

>>81692069
Wtf I don't see a single beard or mustache

>>81691387
Because most of the man hating is coming from white women. Of course they are going to direct their hatred at white men because that's the image of man within their brain. As a non-chad white man, just avoid white women all together.

>>81691221 (OP)
That is my niche. I am a chinlet. I need the beard. I'm also completely covered in thick body hair. I have no other possible aesthetic than Lumberjack.

>>81691872
you dropped your crown

>>81691221 (OP)
>my chad loving friends love chad and not soibeard redditors what now incels?

>>81691221 (OP)
they're getting old and fat and need to hide their double chin, these guys are all cucks generally.

>posts Chad
>Hey guys why don't you shave and look like this instead tehee
Women

>>81691221 (OP)
he looks like he's days away from trooning
either dyke out and date the 10 yr old boy of your dreams or start finding men with secondary sex characteristics hot

this is fucking crazy. over for us.

>>81691221 (OP)
Moids shave please beard are disgusting

>>81691221 (OP)
men with this type of look are the ideal man, the fact that men bald so early is so fucked up

I have no beard, but no hair on top as well. Facial hair always dries out my skin, even if I use beard moisturizers. So I'd rather show my skin.

>>81691221 (OP)
I do shave because I don't like the feeling of having a beard on my skin, however I'm also severely balding and I physically repulse women so it doesn't matter at all.

I am blond but my facial hair genetics are trash, I can only grow peach fuzz and I end up looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I prefer clean shaven, but my girlfriend likes my "beard" and she even notices when I shave. I only keep it on occasion for her and in turn, she maintains a bush. Thank God I have a decent lower third, so no harm done keeping clean shaven.

>unattractive, no attention from women
>option a: waste time shaving, still unattractive, hate my own face
>option b: keep well-trimmed beard, still unattractive, like my face
Circle beard gives my round face a bit more of a point, improves my side-profile and the mustache balances my lips. Women will always hate me, but at least I can like myself.

I'm in my 40s. Where is my fembot gf who thinks I'm hot?

>>81693867
Because the way other men treat you is irritating. I don't feel like I'm taken seriously on the surface, as people assume I'm just a kid in any professional setting.
We're told that aging as a man, providing you stay healthy and don't go bald, is great. Meanwhile I still get asked what I'm studying in uni and I've had a career for the past 10 years and have to go through that whole conversation every time.

>>81696789
It just means your brains have been rotted out by culture wars. Men who have a bit of a adrogynous look have been seen as sex symbols for a long time, only within the context of american culture wars, and a daily exposure to tranny threads, has produced a moral panic where good looking guys with more delicate features make your brain scream "troon!".

>>81691387
because only white men have potential to actually be good, ignore the other replies. why complain about jeets for instance when they are jeets lel

>>81698133

Guys younger than me have tried to boss me around and treat me as a rookie just because I have boyish face ratios like OP's example. I'm a aging clean shaven guy with a pretty-boyish features which doesn't command respect. It made me realize the professional world isn't run on competence or experience, its run on who mogs you.

>>81698180
It's fucked. I don't experience it to such a severe degree. But usually it changes when they see women are interested in you. Most men have a real fucking weird mindset with how they allocate their own respect.

ITT:
>86 people replied to a troon who said 'moids'

>>81691221 (OP)

>>81698133
>>81698180
>>81698279
This. I simply get treated with more respect when I have a beard and so I'm in the process of growing it out again.