Switzerland edition

>his only ''''''achivement''''' in life is moving to Switzerland

>bro i totally live there
>see this singular currency note

im so bored mate might have to pull me pants down x

Any plans for this evening lads?

>>81692014
>I have no idea how difficult it is, I've never looked into it. Because until very recently we had free movement, I doubt the barriers are that high now.

The fact we recently had free movement is totally meaningless lad. Recently means nothing. The fact is, a lad like you is NEVER getting a visa to live and work in Switzerland. You might as well just end it all now, because you have no hope.

>>81692037
>Any plans for this evening lads?
Nope.

>>81692041
>The fact is, a lad like you is NEVER getting a visa to live and work in Switzerland
Oh no!!!!!
Anyway

>>81692034
I know this is AI but I can only just tell. Surely in like a year or two it will be impossible to tell.

>>81692031
t. little mong unable to get a swiss visa

>>81692037
I'm having some cheeky Wednesday beers and watching brain killing youtube shite.
Honestly my plan for tonight is the fat shit I've needed since like 4pm but I keep holding in for my usual time I go for a dump. That's gonna be a fucking event.

>>81692046
yeah mad innit. give it two years and I can have my Olivia AI gf paid monthly subscription x

>Lives in Switzerland
>Has probably not even climbed the alps yet

>>81692037
Yeah posting gimmicks and bait here

>>81692067
That's more of a capitulation than a plan.

>>81692037
Garn finish Gateway to Arabic 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtKrj4YVU3w

>>81692045
If you want to settle for medocrity that's your decision lad. Just know that you're disgracing every last one of your ancestors.

>>81692066
who lives in Switzerland?
>>81692037
watch YouTubes and shitpost and edge my goon cock you?

>>81692012 (OP)
Cool money tbf

>>81692089
you know you're not allowed to post here right?
no foreigners allowed

Even UK Reddit is turning on people on benefits. They are annoyer Labour didn't go through with the reforms.

>>81692066
Just below this (Bluemlisalphutte) is the highest I've climbed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildi_Frau
Not doing much mountaineering nowadays though as I have a sprog.

PIPriots are in control.

Been offered three jobs. One of them is in Gibraltar. The other is in Switzerland. The third is in Sunderland at a care home as a nappymaestro. Any advice from career lads?

>>81692111
did you marry a Swiss bird or take her over there too?

>>81692110
in the end it doesn't matter as the elderly and benefit recipients hold all the power

welfare dossers are useless scum same as immigrants and old people and fat women should all be shot into space

>>81692115
i say you take the wildcard option of moving to THAT city where THAT personality lives, doing THOSE things!

My 5 year plan in life is to move to Japan, once I've learnt Japanese and found a suitable wife there my goal will be complete. Tokyo here I come x

i like trams desu

This cunt who lives in Switzerland is the worst poster here by far

>>81692142
>once I've learnt Japanese

>>81692127
>did you marry a Swiss bird
She's Austrian but we met here in Switzerland.

>>81692144
There's one in Nottingham

>>81692142
You know that Japanese women are utterly disgusted by gaijin anime creeps right?

>>81692144
Have you considered riding the Nottingham Express Transit?

>>81692142
Japanese hate fat jobless mongs mate you got zero chance

austrian fanny and arse

Nottingham has to be my favourite gimmick atm

>>81692166
>You know that Japanese women are utterly disgusted by gaijin anime creeps right?
Only if you're ugly

i could be the most into-software-engineering lad imaginable, all about software engineering, it's my bread and butter. but even then, i wouldn't take the 'software engineer, Tokyo' position?

why? can't be bothered.

>>81692145
Don't be jealous lad. Yes, my Helvetican lifestyle is enviable. But it can easily be achieved. Not by you, perhaps, but by someone worthwhile. Someone who is more for real.

>>81692113
She looks like shit.
>>81692136
Nope. Unfortunately when Reform gets in in 4 years we are going to be cut off and sent to work camps or factories.
Normies are REALLY sick of mental health lads on benefits. Seems to be around PIP even though you can work and get it.

>>81692164
>>81692169
you know what, i might get the train(which i also like but not as much as trams) to nottingham then ride the tram(which i like more than trains) i did ride the manchester trams once but i felt like i was gonna get shivved

>Switzerland is such a great country to live in that he has to spend his time on 4chan in British threads

>>81692184
Well if you went and studied Computer Science right now after getting your degree you MIGHT be able to get a 25k a year job after 1-2 years of job hunting, if you're lucky

>>81692142
Japanese are just like us Brits mate, sorry to burst your escapism bubble

>>81692187
Whats better about your life in Switzerland than your life in the UK?

Not that difficult to get a Swiss visa if you have a useful degree

seriously fat women

into space x

>He doesn't have a criminal record in Switzerland
>The noncing on his DBS here doesn't affect him there

>>81692215
So no art degrees and no Computer Science degrees?

/discord drama feel/

All the brits I've met here in Switzerland said it's 10x better here. Me? I'll never move back.

>>81692230
Nobody in their right mind who's escaped the UK would ever move back

>He isn't a swiss citizen
>He's a visalet

>>81692190
>Seems to be around PIP even though you can work and get it

perhaps because it's literally the benny equivalent of winning the national lottery's Set For Life except instead of ten grand a month you get several hundred quid a month, forever

Playing some geoguessr now if that's alright with you my lats

Can't believe even Reddit is turning on autist lads. Honestly though I think there's a lot of right wing bots.

>>81692180
It's well lush there

>>81692251
remember playing geoguessr fucking years ago, do you have to pay for it now?

benefit claimants who refuse the new voucher system and wont work

into space dead

>>81692243
You don't get it forever there are reviews and it's difficult to get without evidence. Just remove it from working people. Don't see why they should get it anyway.

>>81692259
I think you can still play it for free. I've had the premium version for years now though, it cheap and fun x

>>81692252
Bet they only hate white benefit claimants

fat women who are immigrants and benefit Claimants

def into space x

What's the bennies situation like in Switzerland?

>>81692215
Here's five reasons:
>1. Exclusive Ski Access. I can ski right out of my own chalet onto private slopes on Verbier. No crowds, no plebs from Surrey tumbling down the blue runs. Just me and pristine white snow.
>2. Discreet Banking Privileges. My Swiss bankers never ask silly questions about large deposits. I know that your Natwest can't relate.
>3. Yachting on Lake Geneva. You'll never know real lake life in the UK lad.
>4. Elite Swiss Neighbours. While you're chatting to Dave from next door about the bins, I'm trading stock tips over fondue with heirs and aristocrats.
>5. Real Mountain Air. Breathing British air feels like poverty now.

Don't be discouraged. Well, maybe you should. Some people are just destined to live in Switzerland, while lads like you can only dream of it.

>More swiss living in the UK than Brits living in Switzerland
Why move here if it's better there?

SeasideMark burned down his flat in Nottingham and killed a young lad, how did he not go to prison?

>Rayner "instrumental" in forcing welfare U-turn

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/07/02/angela-rayner-instrumentalforcing-welfare-u-turn-labour/

Based Angela keeping our bennies secured.

What's the tranny situation like in Switzerland?

>>81692291
You've pushed this LARP too far BN, you always get greedy

>>81692113
That's more a "I will have my vengeance" look than an upset look.
Get ready for the keir rentboys scandal.

>>81692269
>it's difficult to get without evidence

If the only obstacle to getting it is lying to a doctor then it's not a robust system. People out there on a full rent rebate + UC + PIP for mental health conditions. I'm not saying mental health problems don't exist but people know they can get a free ride if they play the game.

remember how scared and upset hhl got when he had to swap to UC and go in for a meeting. imagine being almost 40 an absolute virgin wasteman alcoholic who pisses his pants thinking his government pittance will be taken away. lmfao

What's the shitskin situation like in Switzerland?

What's the point in going through all the effort to move to Switzerland when you could move to Nottingham?

>>81692304
You tell him shippy la. He also goes OTT with full stops.

>>81692311
True it's a few cunts like Helper who are ruining it for the proper broken lads.

HHL is the British equivalent to a dinghy grimmer immigrant

>>81692298
Ange seems more normal than other politicians. You can imagine having a smoke with her outside a pub.

>Going to the Eurochange to withdraw banknotes for a LARP

might exchange some pounds for yen and pretend im living in japan

These women know what's best for me.

Cheers x

>>81692345
>Going to the Eurochange to withdraw banknotes for a LARP
Fair play if he did, good to see a bit of commitment to the LARP.

Might neck

HHL waddling through beehive crowd

>>81692361
Red and black as always x

>>81692361
Is it true you're "pussy free" and if so can you explain what that means

I will be resorting to an escort sharpish x

Mumsnet

>>81692382
I might get one tomorrow or saturday, got one in mind. Oh aye x

Just feel really grim. It's not like I woke up one day and decided I'm just going to be a dosser. There is something fundamentally broken within me. I cannot behave like normal people and can't even pretend. Spent my entire 20s trying to sort my shit out now I'm turning 30 and fuck all has changed. Had high aspirations as a kid and now it's just all so bleak.

>>81692395
there is a lovely local tart in me area 180 for an hour but my god body on her like a diamond. sucks and kisses with pure Oscar worthy performance. and she lets me fuck with her mature feet

we need to treat ourselves mate get it booked in x

>>81692382
Cor she looks like the Italian PM

Southern wagies pay for Sunderland bennies. The way it should be x

Might strangle HHL

>>81692361
So the one on the right likes us and the one on the left hates us?

Got some TTD strawbs x

>>81692416
Don't worry anon, instead of receiving any kind of meaningful help the government will just replace you with a smelly nigger instead x

>>81692433
god no I say let the cunt have his day. let him rot till he gets too sick from the booze that he is disabled pissing and shitting himself with shakes and a rotting leg smirnoff lad style. realising he wasted his life being a pathetic rat cunt. virgin. dying alone.

much better almost makes me cum thinking about it

>>81692442
very youthful hands

thing is right you incel right wing mongs keep bleating that these boat immigrants are either on the dole or working for delivery scams.

so what jobs exactly are they taking that you can not do?

>>81692373
>Red and black as always x

Oh aye x

>>81692378

"Pussy free" is just an internet slang term stemming from the gooner fetlife community. A lot of femdom content creators use it in their humiliation/JOI videos. Nobody uses that term in real life.

lt's highly unusual and deeply concerning for someone in their 30s to be in a care home or assisted living setting while actively abusing alcohol and accessing illicit drugs like cocaine, especially if they're regularly leaving the facility to get intoxicated. Care homes and assisted living environments are typically designed to provide structured support and supervision, particularly for individuals with physical, mental, or addiction-related vulnerabilities. If someone in such a setting is drinking heavily every night, sourcing drugs, and going out unsupervised, it suggests a serious breakdown in oversight and raises questions about whether the environment is appropriate or safe-both for them and others around them. This situation likely warrants intervention from health professionals, social services, or even law enforcement.

>>81692442
>best before 250g
what did they mean by this

>>81692470
Not interested in working, NEET life is superior

>>81692486
haha sure mate bet that will work out for you :)

Shippy claims to be high IQ yet he is unable to get a Swiss visa. Why?

>>81692416
I'd like to tell you things get better but they don't.

>>81692479
percent will use this to help fatten up my email to the DWP and local authorities in Sunderland. HHL downfall soon x

>>81692479
Made up for you lad or sorry for your loss w/ever

>>81692470
I'm more bothered about the rape, theft and murders they commit while being given free houses and stop reporting me x

maybe try being kind every now and then fren x

since it is now a legal agreement that shall be enshrined in law, i forget what i was saying.

>>81692477
So you are pussy free?

Thing is there were autistic dossers in families years ago living off of benefits but they were just pushed into the corner and people let them be. People are now only seeing the scale of it because of social media and the widespread use of the internet as well as the 24 hour news cycle.

>>81692509
We can never go back in time, only forward x

I HATE STREET FIGHTER 6 FUCK FUCK

>>81692477
You're on fetlife lad?

>>81692509
Left one is spooky af

>>81692562
course he is. find him under stubbythumbed virgin goose necked toothless alcoholic mong cunt

that his username thanks

Me? I'd have a beer with Helperlad. Why not?

Heavily on the piss now but work tomorrow, might have to pull a sickie

Me? I'd have sex with Helperlad. Why not?

>>81692599
He's pussy free though

despite being called helper lad ive never seen him help anyone

pusy free

>me, when living in British society
(originally did a whole teenage-brain anime collage photoshop image macro thing but fuck it shan't be posting)

>>81692608
I have a cock and arsehole so that's fine.

>>81692615
He buys his "mates" beers and bags

>>81692296
>SeasideMark burned down his flat in Nottingham and killed a young lad

If you're talking about Tristan apparently he died while SSM was getting pissed up with his parents who were a young couple. Doubt we'll ever hear the full story. The twolls were saying SSM fell asleep on him but fuck hows how they'd know that happened so it's probably bullshit.

>>81692608
Do you think he "chose pampers over pussy"? Or is his "pussy free" status unrelated to nappies?

>>81692615
typical narcissist with delusions of grandeur mate. needs sending to space

Pussy free is in his nature

When HelperLad was 18, his mother Sandra called him into a room. She said "It's time for you to choose." She showed him her grim, unwashed hairy growler, then showed him a nice clean packet of Pampers. Naturally when that was his experience, he chose Pampers over pussy.

Sadly he's made his choice now despite realising that some pussy is more appetising and less meaty than Sandra's foul grimmage.

Best and worst dollies in the thread?

>>81692656
There is no best I hate them all

>>81692632
good point
>>81692641
>needs sending to space
one small womf for helper one giant womfy for neet kind

>>81692479
this is a very good point, but what if Pinocchio said 'my nose will grow now'?

>>81692662
Ok, so who is the worst?

>>81692672
>Ok, so who is the worst?
HHL

>>81692656
footlad is awful

drunk HHL is the best dolly
sober HHL is the worst dolly

>>81692656
playing it straight. best? crossy. decent lad. hope he has a good life. worst? tempted to say eva6. i can't tell when she is winding people up or being sincere. there is outright hostility, there is 4chan edginess, and then there is eva6.

train ticket prices are ridiculous

>>81692656
>Best: Shippy, Ponce, Crossy, SIC
>Worst: HHL, Ruthmong, Footmong

boxroom still 25c+

will he mention the 750 rent

SSM used his new credit card to buy another PS5. Kek. No doubt he'll be fucking them payments off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVjmtyyRyGk

one train ticket to nottingham please

We all garn beehive in life x

>>81692749
I love Nottingham train station I do

My Steam backlog journey starts... now.
Starting with 1000xRESIST.

>>81692749
ok sir * taps on keyboard* aaaand that'll be one-fucking-billion-fucking-pounds please *smiles*

>>81692739
treble on fm24 by the end of summer
get in there

I would shoot various people into space

>>81692769
trying to play though command and conquer at the moment

ngl i love ruthmong but he is getting a bit boring now. ebin is still by far my favourite dolly. worst is probably footmong or chika

Only just having my 2nd shit of the day normally I have it no later than 6 oclock should I be worried?

>>81692797
consult the Bristol stool chart

>>81692791
I bet Ruth doesn't love Ruthmong.

We need another dolly poll

>>81692803
That doesnt tell you about regularity you spastic

>>81692727
Alright BN

>>81692807
back in my day we called 'em personalities

i want to shag eva6

Ngl we need to get new blood in here

im tired and have zero things to post you got zero new blood guys

WE NEED NEW MEN with fresh things to share

Imagine waking up tomorrow and 4chan is blocked what would you do with your day?

>>81692825
spackas have feeling too y'know

>>81692828
Half of the current dollies are characters

>>81692836
Get some crypto set up so I can buy a pass

>>81692836
move on mate. id just go to work go to gym and spend my evening chilling. sometimes things need to end

>>81692835
>WE NEED NEW MEN with fresh things to share
Gaaay.

Why would someone unblock you, but not say anything?

>>81692836
i'ed play more red alert 1

>>81692836
Go to work and then spend the evening with my wife and sprog

>>81692835
>LOOK LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN I POSTED IT AGAIN! LOOK!
Fuck off faggot with your limp dick cuck fetish you looser.

>>81692835
Fresh gets drowned out by 10 year old drama, gimmicks, spam and seethe the best thing that can happen is for britfeel to die and it will shortly

>>81692791
peak ebin was unbeatable, there has never been a better spastic anywhere on the internet

Why did she cry bros?

I dont even enjoy posting anymore

>>81692877
dont even know who that is desu i dont follow politics

>>81692872
Peak Ebin was unbeatable, but I don't think he's anywhere close to 'the biggest spastic on the internet' Personally I was laughing with him, not at him

>>81692769
beat cave story yesterday

>>81692877
Because keir had been telling her that he loved her, but then she found out about keir's rentboy fetish.

>>81692877
"whys doesn't he ever look at me like he looks at those rent boys"

why is it always porn and never, say, Hare Krishna lads? time shares or summat?

>>81692885
>the biggest spastic on the internet
he toned it down for britfeel but its known that in his day, ebin could out-spakker anyone on the face of the earth

I'd say at least 0.3% of all the happiness in my life was reading Ebin's posts, probably a solid 0.2% from BN too

>>81692882
thats Rachell from accounts

>>81692877
First female chancellor of the exchequer and she cries on the job because it's too tough. Sad!

I wasn't in this thread much when this Ebin person was posting can someone show me some of his famous posts

We think about life after /britfeel/, but it's almost as mind boggling to think there was life before /britfeel/

https://youtu.be/hwHlHMe77ok?si=3HUIvXsJdVThaKh2

funny video for the lolz:3 RAWR!

>>81692909
sorry what career do you have again?

>>81692912
There are some classic moments. Like when Tilde visited, at first he left him locked in his car under a lamppost for hours while he was here posting in /britfeel/. Later on, he finally invited him into the house, face caked in make up, while firmly professing to his parents that Tilde wasn't gay.

Stuff like that makes sifting through weeks worth of drivel worth it.

Nu breadinghams
Phwoar

>>81692912
there was once time where he vehemently defended plucking poo straight out of his bum because pushing too hard would have damaged him or something

>>81692902
>I'd say at least 0.3% of all the happiness in my life was reading Ebin's posts, probably a solid 0.2% from BN too
fascinating

>>81692936
>there was once time

>>81692912
Search the lorechives for when he stormed off in a sulk, then him and all the personalities (of that era) went off to eightchins. That was fun. Fun seeing them in a thread (they got ran out of the brit thread due to namefagging and had to create their own board) saying how they'd NEVER RETURN, then they came back quite quickly, as a thread of attentionfags talking about themselves rarely giving out (You)'s is not what an attentionfag wants.

SCEA was one of, if not the greatest poster ever to grace /britfeel/

Peak 2019 SCEA was one of the peaks of /britfeel/

>pouring water on his computer
>karate kicking his mums car
>failing his HGV lessons because he was too weak to connect the brake lines
truly world class spasticness

So lets hear what was so great about this ebin and tilde and all them that you just can't let go of even though they haven't posted in years

>>81692912
another time he got into some insane skitzo state at 2 am and started rummaging through his bin putting trash in he mouth because he thought he swallowed a milk lid and he was going to die, the man was legit mental

>>81692913
i remember when the nice 4chan lad added whatever the fuck a 'robot 9000' board was, and it's this #xkcd IRC algorithm, oh, that's gimmicky, wonder what'll happen

didn't expect any of this. honestly it's pretty great

>>81692953
>Search the lorechives for when he stormed off in a sulk, then him and all the personalities (of that era) went off to eightchins. That was fun. Fun seeing them in a thread (they got ran out of the brit thread due to namefagging and had to create their own board) saying how they'd NEVER RETURN, then they came back quite quickly, as a thread of attentionfags talking about themselves rarely giving out (You)'s is not what an attentionfag wants.
fascinating

/britfeel/ radio (moni, ebin, shout, SIC, crackychanfan was legit good. Really enjoyed that arc, desu.

>>81692944
>typos are very important

>>81692965
The peak part of that era was when he looked at some dog shit on the pavement as he was walking by, and was convinced the dog poo had teleported into his mouth but wasn't 100% sure. I don't like to laugh because I love Ebin but those posts were unbeatable.

>>81692959
>SCEA was one of, if not the greatest poster ever to grace /britfeel/
why?
>Peak 2019 SCEA was one of the peaks of /britfeel/
why?

>>81692924
I'm a croupier

>>81692973
>fascinating
meIty

>benniemongs made Reeves cry

>>81692984
>convinced the dog poo had teleported into his mouth
hahahaha

>>81692965
>another time he got into some insane skitzo state at 2 am and started rummaging through his bin putting trash in he mouth because he thought he swallowed a milk lid and he was going to die, the man was legit mental
>>81692984
SCREAMING still?

>>81692991
She's giving keir the evil looks. Nothing to do with bennies. He just probably told her she a shit at yookay economy.

>>81692959
him posting his mattress in a park in the middle of the night was the greatest thing ive ever seen on 4chan.

>>81693007
>yookay
morgorth?

Tildes shrivelled up little cock and bollocks in the on the aldi checkouts asking normies if they would like a plastic bag or cash back to fund his voice coaching lessons only to sound like mandark from dexters laboratory.

>>81693023
>morgorth?
I think chika is morgoth, desu.

>>81693031
>in the on the

>>81693015
He had 250 grand in the bank at that point too

the best original content to come out of /r9k/ didn't even take legs on /r9k/. this place is inherently cursed. /britfeel/ has just inherited that curse.

>>81692974
Britfeel Radio was cringe as fuck and you're a faggot for liking it.

>>81693039
>this is what 250k got you back in 2019
grim

dubtrack was better

>>81693023
Hellooo there folks
Think it's drukpa whatever who popularised that term though

>>81693032
I'd be more like Woes if anyone

That's why I love it here, you don't get that bizarre unique mixture of people anywhere else.

>>81692656
footlad is awesome

>>81693047
You're too angry to not be zues and or host.

Anyone remember the r9k Plug Dj? Some characters in there.

Member that time oldfag said he was going to buy a pint of milk but we use the metric system LOOOOOOOOL And we're still HOWLING at it

Used to go on plug dj with my runescape clan

Glowing in here tonight. Deffo some posters with a suspicious amount of knowledge, almost as if they have access to some files

>>81692953
I do not remember that, can you go into more detail?

>>81693085
pppssst pssst hey kid i got the chatlogs if you got the money

cmbyname lad sleep well <3

>>81693070
Used to lurk there and there was a lot of drama in the chat between moderators.

>>81693087
That's all the details I have, I can't remember the date it happened.

Remember that kung fu fighting tranny that came in here a while ago saying he would knock fuck out of anyone here what a mong

>>81692012 (OP)
Went to the doley workshop I was forced to go on today. Was a waste of time naturally. The funniest part was all the indians and black dudes coming in 20 mintues after it had started. No wonder they can't find jobs. They cant even get here on time

>>81693139
Let me guess. How to do a CV and how to behave in an interview? Same shit in all of these.

>>81693139
What's a dolly workshop?

This real de lids?

>>81693158
pornography is a solved problem. there doesn't need to be porn.

Why on earth would someone send a picture of their ID to link them to a porn site instead of just using a VPN? Do they think people are stupid?

You can travel to England on a rubber dinghy without an ID and be given a house and kids to rape but you need ID to watch a 7 minute porn clip on the Internet.

Wagies in bed for 10 and the thread slows to a crawl.

>>81693197
Lmao it's surreal

>>81693201
10 and not even dark out yet
mental

They probably asked Reeves to cry in the commons to garner sympathy. It obviously worked because everyone has fallen for it.

>>81693201
I've been in bed for about an hour now desu watching the ole YouTube's

quite drunk but not tired

>>81693158
hope 4chan is blocked on the 25th

>>81693201
i'm still awake lad you doing anything good with your time right now?

>>81693223
It will be and so will any other platform that allows porn and doesn't add this ID bollox, this country is so backwards

Tilde aka "Employed Man" searching for rusty spoons https://youtu.be/GqeH5wfJkh8

>>81693143
>How to do a CV and how to behave in an interview? Same shit in all of these.
Yeah. You get a qualification in "employability" or some shit. Made me laugh that one.

wait until i tell the kids about HTTPS

>>81693197
not sure this is true lad. does your racist hatred make you feel better about your shit little life? you pink gammon lmao

>>81693233
>Tilde aka "Employed Man" searching for rusty spoons https://youtu.be/GqeH5wfJkh8
fascinating

>>81693232
>It will be and so will any other platform that allows porn
Doesn't Reddit have porn all over it? I wonder if they will ban that too

>>81693234
Usually taken by a mong who barely knows how to work powerpoint to do the presentation as well.

Lets hear some more amazing stories about these oldfeelers that still have you creasing everyday

>>81692877
Got STRONG second hand embarrassment from seeing this. I once cried in front of my classmates when I was at secondary school so I know how humiliating and shit she must have felt in this moment. Must have felt awkward af for the other MPs as well.

>>81693244
I don't see why Reddit would be exempt when it's basically a porn site

>>81693244
Reddit unironically has worse content than 4chan. They have rape fetish subreddits and a flourishing guro subreddit full of mental cases.

>>81693233
Salad fingers going to get his prescription for HRT to make him into a crude image of a woman

>>81693253
Same as now, good posters, bad posters, attentionfags, meanfags.

I'm waging tomorrow and still awake.
What vidya should I play tomorrow boys?

Wifeberg came home drunk again

>>81693285
Adult men shouldn't play video games according to American politicians.

>>81692238
it's always the weirdos who couldn't hack it in the uk who constantly spend their entire lives crying about the uk

The nightlight wuppagrind and vidyagrind shall be commencing shortly. Oh aye x

>>81693282
Yeah ok but I'd like to hear the REALLY REALLY funny things they did or said that 10 years on still have you rolling on the floor laughing your arse off

>>81692298
Chip Shop Debby sticking up for the neetbros as usual.

>>81693299
Are you a pampers lad or more of a Huggies lad? We need to know

>>81693304
Nah, I'd rather keep it myself. Had to be there type of deal.

>>81693306
Apparently she was the one who pushed for the cuts in the first place. Don't trust any of the cunts.

>>81693299
Grim to think youre nearly 40

>>81693247
>Usually taken by a mong who barely knows how to work powerpoint to do the presentation as well.
Pretty much. Two ladies who seemed a bit ditzy. I think the funniest part was
>"We will teach you how to use Microsoft office as well as internet training to teach you how to be safe on the internet"
Mfw "internet training"

you guys live in a dystopian fucking shit hole, go fix your country instead of shitting up this shit with your fucking general

>>81693331
Shouldn't you be happy we're contained to one thread?

>>81693331
>go fix your country
how?

>>81693326
This is why these things are bollocks for autistic lads who did well academically. They simply don't offer anything of value unless you are a bottom of the barrel braindead mong who would literally see nothing wrong with wearing a pair of trackies to a job interview.

>>81692912
He simped hard over a gay poster called Lenlad. When Lenlad met up with another poster called Sakulad, those 2 started dating, and Ebin became very, very upset by this. Ebin and Tilde (a troon who simped over Ebin) then went on a multiple months long tirade against Len and Saku in one of the longest seethe-arcs in britfeel history

>found an american site selling a t shirt of a sweaty bdm band I like but printed on a proper t shirt

that was hard af to find, cor.

https://www.patreon.com/tgweaver/about
>You may just know me from the various weird monsters I doodle, or the assorted fanart I draw, or even the old drawhores of /b/ like Epic Fail Guy. Or you may not know me at all.

the Ruby Quest guy was the original EFG? oh. my. days.

>>81693331
>go fix your country
Apparently it's not our country any more, so why bother?

>>81693357
Sounds like total make believe

>>81693299
kill yourself you gross little rat.

>>81693357
>Lenlad
was he the one with the Vocaroo of him arguing with his dad

>>81693372
Hello Ebin or Tilde

>>81693380
Nah, he just posted using the Len avatar in an overly friendly manner asking anons about how they were doing and stuff. Ebin fell for it, became overly attached, then went crazy when Len decided that he wanted more out of life than online-erp

Wasn't Tilde the tranny who fell into a sausage roll machine at the Greggs factory?

>>81693382
I don't remember them lad and this is all typical britfeel made up and sexed up drama shite

>>81693396
He works at aldi at the moment working to pay for his voice coaching lessons

>>81693396
you think you're funny doncha?

>>81693331
Your age was probably single digits when /britfeel/ began

>>81693404
then you clearly didn't post here during 2017 or you're one of the 2 mongs I mentioned trying to deflect.

/hornygoblinfeels/

whats shrewsbury like?

>>81693406
>for his voice coaching lessons
https://vocaroo.com/11StWHJD3WXl

Not enough money in the world to fix that

For me it was that zesty fella Yasin and the grim pictures from the meetup in that one lad's squallid flat.

>>81693348
>They simply don't offer anything of value unless you are a bottom of the barrel braindead mong who would literally see nothing wrong with wearing a pair of trackies to a job interview
More or less lad. I do think it's funny the way the Job Centre workers look down on you as well. Like lady, you're literally a retard who couldn't work a calculator if you tried. Don't try to act all high and mighty because you have some desk job doing basic administrative tasks and speaking to retards.

>>81693085
Good to see you back SCEA

>>81693430
lets see you're flat?

>>81693085
I know things, things about how things work behind the scenes in the home office and things, and such

>>81693425
Fucking hell he sounds like a massive faggot

>>81693431
The last time I attended one of these employability get back to work things there were literally people turning up drunk and high. It's all a fucking farce. Even has some obese over six foot guy from Iran who couldn't speak English and derailed the entire thing and kept going for cigar breaks.

Can't believe they've actually filed for this patent

>>81693430
>Yasin
he's the lad that ameir screamed "paki paki paki" at for 5 solid minutes back when he was still in his honorary white phase

>>81693238
>your racist hatred

>>81693468
Kek. Anyone have the Man of White lyrics or whatever the fuck it was?

Remember blad? He was a mad one wasn't he.

>>81693431
They're so patronizing. They love to use words like "confidence" also

Remember rustlerslad? cant believe what he did. glad hes behind bars now.

Remember just going to the shops lad did he ever come back?

My CV would be hilarious if one of these job centre work programs asked me to make one. Name, telephone number, some boilerplate about being "passionate" or whatever, and some poxy GCSEs

Forever unemployable.

Coinlad famously fell into a vat of acid at The Royal Mint trying to steal a rare Paddington Bear coin.

>>81693480
wonder what happened to him?

>>81693460
what was the actual story behind this patent? the original image, i mean.

did they ever implement it? shouting "McDonald's" at your Sony TV, for some reason?

There is a telly you can get in America that's free but has a second screen with a constant banner ad you can't turn off.

Still going to vpn to gif for a wank, me

>>81693548
can you put a teatowel over it?

>>81693555
No think it has a sensor so you can't cover it.

>>81693548
>>81693561
Possibly the lowest effort LARP I've ever seen in /britfeel/

>>81693555
NTA this is peek British ingenuity lmao

30-45 minutes in bed playing Colin McRae on my chink handheld before going to sleep and praying I don't get back pain in the night

Getting older is lame. I don't recommend it

>>81693567
It's not a LARP it's a real product.
https://www.telly.com/

>>81693548
It's even called Telly kek

Here's is a video review of the TELLY.
https://youtu.be/k5MWrNPDrUI?si=gS2EVYsFN__r-YXC

>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6623e90688bc6

Was it kino me lads

>>81693580
You've absolutely done me there lad. I concede

>>81693602
errr what genre of porno we talking am not clicking that if its fucked up

We will have more time to wank when we can't post

>>81693620
>'dummy in the tummy featuring isabel love'

>>81693599
looks fucking shit, it's too high because of the bollocks below it

Hope my crossy has had a nice day with his sister

>>81693599
So the ad screen is in a tiny little window in the corner. Whats stopping you from putting something over it to block it out? What a stupid product. Also if you keep disconnecting it from the internet it can't display the ads and they charge you $1000 for the TV so it constantly has to be turned on.

>>81693672
Yeah seems like complete shite. Maybe for an office in a waiting room or something or in a business. Not ideal for a home even if free.

>>81693599
all right, time to join the Communist Party.

I haven't bought a new telly in like 15 years. Wonder if you can buy any without all the smart wankery. Time for a quick 10 minutes on Currys to have a look

Why would a woman block you for a day, unblock you, and not say anything?

>>81693689
Why would you want one without all the smart wankery? It's handy to have the built in apps. Not an inconvenience at all. I quite like LG's WebOS to be honest. The magic remote is great.

I miss Ruth. Now we can't even enjoy her old videos.

>>81693704
She's saying you're not worth her time and don't bother her lad

>>81693725
Time to move on and get a life you sad cunt

>>81693727
I can understand her blocking me, but why unblock if she doesn't want to say anything? It's not like she wanted to say something, so unblocked me

2nd wuppa of the night garn down the hatch. Oh aye x

>>81693747
Another night of being pussy free?

>>81693747
Nappy status?

>>81693747
Garn make a wuppa myself

>>81693704
1 it was an accidental block
2you were annoying her at the time but shes given you a second chance
3 she felt bad for it but still doesn't want to talk to you
4 she wanted you to notice so you'd ask her why she did it
TL;DR[i dont know/spoiler]

>>81693708
Just don't like the idea of my TV having "apps" or "telemetry" and that stuff. I'm boomerbrained. I have a mini linux PC connected to my current one that streams/plays everything I need to. I pirate everything so don't need subsciptions.

Apparently you can ring up manufacturers for a code to switch it all off permanently if you tell them someone in your house used medical equipment that might interfere

>>81693747
Feel bad for that one ant getting the blame. It not right what humans do.

>>81692769
Beat the first two chapters, I'll probably continue with it but it is very amateurish, doesn't look great, has some pretty shoddy voice acting and modelling. It's quite cryptic so far (which is somewhat intriguing) and the switching between different timelines is a trope that's been done quite a few times before but is still pretty cool. There were some kind nice imagery and lighting in places but again, the modelling, especially the characters is pretty bad. It is pretty cheap, around 16 quid, and I got it in a Humble Bundle for much less, so I can look past some of the negatives. I'm kind of interested in how it progresses.

>>81693764
I think probably the 4th, although the last thing I said to her was "Alright, I'll never bother you again" then said basically said "I think it's best if we stop talking to each other" then she blocked me, so why unblock me the next day?

>>81693708
how much can you opt of shite? do you need an account? to watch a telly? that you've bought?

>>81693704
You've asked twice this thread, and twice yesterday. Ask her or shut the fuck up.

>>81693800
i think you need to ask her, not now though its too late in the day

>>81693816
I'm not really interested desu, I'm not messaging her unless she messages me first

>>81692769
Played Dino Crisis and I do not like it. Dinos are bullet sponges and walk through doors even trying to conserve ammo is annoying because they just follow you into closed off rooms. Mix system is poorly explained too

>>81693820
>I'm not messaging her unless she messages me first
petty

>>81693820
>I'm not really interested
Stop banging on about it then

Deleted my Reddit account. Sick of it all

I hang out on /int/ /brit/ but I'm banned for 3 days there so I wanna know, how many alcoholics are there here?

>>81693833
I cant exactly messager her after saying "I've had enough of you, this is the last you'll ever hear from me", but more over, her blocking me was a relief, because I could draw a line under it.

>>81693836
Reddit is decent for porn and that's it.

>>81692790
Loved Command and Conquer 2 as a young lad, especially Yuri's Revenge. Good shit.
>>81692887
Never got round to playing Cave Story, will eventually get to it. What did you think? And what version did you play?

>>81693846
you clearly care about her if you didnt we would be having this conversation. talk to her

>>81693755
>Another night of being pussy free?

You know the score x

>>81693865
Not really, her last message was a rant about what an awful person I supposedly am, a good chunk of which was bollocks. Ultimately I've laid out my position, if she has changed her mind she's free to message me, but I've nothing to gain from messaging her

>>81693704
>>81693814
ooft.

>The search 'old grannies' may return explicit adult content and has been filtered by your Bing SafeSearch settings.

>>81693725
>pov: you won the euromillions

>>81693883
i dont care what you two said to each other, if you dont talk to her you'll regret it even if its just another argument it will be worth it

47 minutes and we've clockmaxxed another day out of the way

>>81693911
I guarentee if I messager her again (what would I even say?), her response will be "You said you weren't going to message me again"

The ultimate crux of this is that I'm far far too autistic to deal with women and all their nuances.

Sick to bastard death of my life lads. Bloody sick of it.

>>81693836
why are you using reddit anyway you fat mong, like collecting them updoots do you?

>>81693948
Embrace clockmaxxing x

>>81693935
im not going to tell you what to say, ive never had a girlfriend myself so it would be bad advice. im going to be im tired

>>81693876
oi stop saving my images that i post you toothless twonk

>>81693954
What does that mean? Running down the clock of life? If so then that's an awful idea

>>81693962
she isn't even my gf, it's all practical conversations, so there shouldn't even be any emotion involved

>>81693883
What did she accuse you of that was bollocks?

does NOT feel like this clock maxxing palaver is catching on organically tbqh

>>81693971
>Running down the clock of life?

>>81693948
Somebody steal a sausage off your plate?

>>81693972
ask her for a fanny pic and if she doesn't send it then you're not a chad and should move on so she can be with a nice hung chad instead x

Not to sound like an edgelord, but the Yookay is completely lawless now. Why aren't you lads taking advantage of this? You can almost do literally anything you want. Jump the train, petty thievery from shops. Loiter, litter and lie.

>Anti-clockmaxxer debating with me
>Hmm, yes, oh indeed, please do go on
>He makes an endless list of anti-clockmaxxing points
>I nod along, ask open questions, interesting, do go on
>Time ticks on
>He think's he's won the argument
>The time at the end of the argument is later than at the start

>>81693976
Wasting time is the worst thing you can possibly do. Life is a gift and you should make the most of it.

>>81693987
No. My life is just wank.

>>81693974
I love crossy, but it doesn't make sense, when maxxing anything, you're doing it a lot. Getting rid of time would mean getting rid of clocks, so there would be nothing to max. Dossmaxxing, would be more appropriate.

Spaffed to some WMAF again just now me

It's just right on every conceivable level

>>81692291
got a good mate whose family has a chalet in verbier so I go skiing there quite often. also, I don't need a visa to work in Switzerland.

>>81693997
>You can almost do literally anything you want. Jump the train

>>81694005
Wasting time is what literally everyone does every minute of the day.

>>81694005
>Life is a gift and you should make the most of it.

so i've now clicked a box that says 'yes i agree to view porn, and i know age verification COULD be required'

how in the flying fuck does the Microsoft AI search AI/algorithm hear 'grannies' and think 'porn'?

>>81694039
No it isn't. E.g. working a job is not wasting time, because you're earning money, which is useful. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

>>81694040
It's true, obviously.

>>81694044
the results are personalised

>>81694044
Try female grandparent.

guess anxiety mong is employed

>>81693997
i can't commit crimes there's a huge waiting list

>>81694022
>WM
gay

Got you post-400 anxiety lad

>>81694053
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>>81694053
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>>81694053
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>>81694050
good. i hope they now think i'm into old grannies, and give me more old grannies content, and i get to explain all this to a judge some day.

>>81694051
the computers are supposed to be the robots! i'm doing all this NEW shit, wading through stock images, typing "exact phrases in quotation marks" and not even getting those phrases.