Thread 81693313

im finally getting my shower fixed (tomorrow)
i vow to take daily showers after this is done

>>81693313 (OP)
what do you mean rapist?

>>81693323
he doesnt know rape exists the naivety

Fuck off to tumblr, retard namefag. Enough of your shitty blogposting

>>81693345
IuI wut?

>>81693353
fuck off to my bellay, retard . enough of your shitty whineposting

>>81693364

woah who took Apples eyes

>>81693345
What I think anon meant why does it say rapist and wanted context

>>81693403
an original rape fetish

>>81693313 (OP)
Hi sems, it's been a while since i last saw you make a thread, what happened? did you finally snag a chad or something?

>>81693414
spammed too much
:trollface:
janny sent me on a little vacation but im back and more faggot than evar

gg/hgpB8GmeJB

subhuman truecel fakecel incel and nearcel nigger hell

wait no i have it on auto post and i realized you are female noo dont join wooman stay away NO MY SCREEN ISNT WORKING NOOO NOO STOP

>>81693426
cool, never really interacted before so the big question, do you like warhammer 40k sems?

>>81693437
gay
>>81693455
ive never really engaged with any of the media or had too heavy of a desire to. do you like samurai shodown

>>81693313 (OP)
the only ability you have is to get male attention elemao

>>81693313 (OP)
What did you do during the janny mandated vacation, chubby?

>>81693323
She'll clean your foreskin while you sleep, but only if you're a Chad with BWC.

>>81693678
I've never heard about samurai showdown, what's it about? tell me the lore

>>81693678
Was samurai showdown the one with the chink kid, the gook girl and the texan chad?

>>81693678
I missed you my lovely smelly queen can i sniff your panties today ?

>>81693733
rot
>>81693770
idk the lore or the names. i make up names for tghem. water bitch ronald mcdonald mc is ryu and his alt mode is black ryu because i am a classless pig
>>81693787
>chink kid, the gook girl and the texan chad?
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

>>81693313 (OP)
>i vow to take daily showers

>>81693999
>rot
You could have drawn me flexing heroically while gripping my belt, chubby, or done a little cardio.
>do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
What other cartoon had those? Cranked it to the gook girl back in my youth btw, any gook girl from any cartoon really, my fate was sealed.

>>81694069
why r u horrified. thats still 50% stink, i need at least two showers a day
>>81694086
i couldve shouldve wouldve
picrel? i havent seen the anime.
>fate was sealed
enter the yellow jungle and psyop a hikikomori into being obsessed with yuo

>>81694537
>two showers a day
Seen the sweaty pic, kino ngl.
>picrel
I am confused, what the fuck is samurai showdown?
>enter the yellow jungle
Half the population of the Philippines has witnessed my grotesque hog and obsessive girls aren't so fun when you reject them but still consider them your best friend.
I still can't be mad at that fat fuck regardless of what she did, she kinda looked like you.

>>81694710
IM SORRY LMFAO
this is the picrel
>and obsessive girls aren't so fun when you reject them but still consider them your best friend
theyre gay then find a cuckquean mindset obsessive girl
>I still can't be mad at that fat fuck regardless of what she did,
why cant you be mad?

post your big smelly belly

>>81694725
>picrel
Reminds me of matrimelee, definitely not the cartoon I'm thinking of.
>cuckqueanpilled
Would that even work if I'm not dicking em down at all? I mean I did show em my fat cock, does that automatically make women think they're entitled to ride it?
I need a cuckquean's professional opinion.
Are you a cuck?
>why cant you be mad?
Spoke to that idiot daily for many years and I'm fiercely loyal because I'm retarded.

>>81694824
if I get dubs, you must message your SEA monkey oneitis

>>81694849
I'm the oneitis, she got doubly cucked.

>>81694824
>I mean I did show em my fat cock, does that automatically make women think they're entitled to ride it?
no but it would probably seem to them like an indication of sexual interest.
>are you a cuck
i like cuckquean porn (without even the watching part just that it happened, which its hard to find real husbands cheating without it being gay cuck watching rp and even the 'real' is dubious and im annoyed at the fact its more likely larp guh) because im mentally ill and thus if i had become obsessive with someone like you i would be reserved to observing you and be okay with it, but i think i think id do a murder suicide if it happened during a marriage (if without kids) or lawfare rape (if with kids) if possible. regardless im dumb and ugly, im bad stock, i shouldnt marry or procreate!

>>81693313 (OP)
>talk to the obese ugly retarded smelly rapist NEET girl
>ugly
>smelly
>RAPIST
oh yeah I read that correctly
>RAPIST
and you just confessed you weren't showering before. You got issues.

>>81694923
EGADS... how could you expose me as a weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81694889
>no but it would probably seem to them like an indication of sexual interest.
And what if I uuuh... Made her cum multiple times in a row a couple times a week?
>cuck porn
Yep, it usually sucks even if you personify as the cuckolder.
>if i had become obsessive with someone like you i would be reserved to observing you and be okay with it
So would you actually get off to seeing me pound other girls or would you just endure it?
>marriage
I wouldn't cuck my wife even if she begged me to.
>im dumb and ugly, im bad stock, i shouldnt marry or procreate!
There's nothing too wrong with you.
Stop being so fat and I may even consider pounding you, I like your face, you're like a white version of my idiot friend somehow.

>>81694933
sems, this approaches you, what do?

>>81695020
>And what if I uuuh... Made her cum multiple times in a row a couple times a week?
then ur enabling it idk rofl
>So would you actually get off to seeing me pound other girls or would you just endure it?
if u became an unrequited obsession of mine? no but hearing about it maybe.
>I wouldn't cuck my wife even if she begged me to
thats good C:
>There's nothing too wrong with you.
agree to disagree
>>81695161
put a comically sized jar over it !


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>>81695166
>enabling it
I rejected her multiple times and mog her hard though, does that make it worse?
>if u became an unrequited obsession of mine? no but hearing about it maybe.
Hearing it from me? Even if it was my case of unrequited obsession with fat cock access?
>agree to disagree
Just get thinner and you're good and everybody gets weird fetishes eventually, I may or may not have a rape fetish myself.

>>81695260
>does that make it worse?
makes her pathetic, i guess
>fat cock access
wdym by this? you had sex with her or what? i probably wouldnt want that part or esex or whatever and just the rejection
>Just get thinner and you're good
not in the mentals but thats neither here nor there

>>81693313 (OP)
have a great day sems, peace be with you, and may u put effort on smelling nice from this day onward, WAGMI

>>81695454
i am never going to have peace i am too mentally ill and my reactions and paranoia control me entirely

im going to end up alone in this apartment

and idk if i mind that compared to the mental turmoil of having people around or people in your mind
people are a lot better at a distance

>>81695524
the fact that you're still around and carryin on says alot that you're fighting the good fight, whether its in that inner mind or around the outer world from ya, u will be fine boss, just go at the pace that u can afford and always show interest that you want to do good, dont be afraid to reach out for the quality help and resources you can get access too, it'll be a slow process but it'll be your process to do better, god bless sister

Why must a sea monkey like me have to suffer?

>>81695408
>had sex with her?
Nope, been saving my purity for a sperg kinswoman, I'd just tease her by showing a throbbing bulge under my clothes on videochat until she'd beg me to pull it out, then we'd take turns giving instructions but she always came really fast, it was fun having her worship my cock and moan my name.
>i probably wouldnt want that part or esex or whatever and just the rejection
Wouldn't seeing the goods and worshipping them before being told another girl is enjoying them make it sting harder?
>not in the mentals
Healthy body, healthier mind.

>>81695564
Because you won't twinkmaxx and get bottompilled.

>>81695581
No Im never turning into a troon

>>81695588
Troons are gross, be a twink.

>>81695597
Be a twink
Same thing

>>81695616
You just have to be skinny and shaved to be a twink, you don't have to cut the dicklet off and grow mantits.

>>81695568
>Wouldn't seeing the goods and worshipping them before being told another girl is enjoying them make it sting harder?
not really, i dont enjoy the cuckplay with the cuckold themselves. i want to be denied all pleasure from it for pure masochism/denial. you underestimate how much i hate myself. id be a fly on the wall if it meant i could just watch people be happy all day without me and that would be better than any orgasm

>>81695581
>>81695588
>>81695597
>>81695616
>>81695635
this sucks
>>81695564
failure to thrive

>>81693426
total janny death. I was gonna record some music and ask what you thought of it but I've had diarrhea all day so I can't. maybe next time though.

>>81695863
record your diarrhea and post it

>>81693323
She has raped several anons. One of which was the infamous troll Slog.

>>81696321
this is what it sounded like when I was in there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq49DhpVQXM

>>81694889
>i like cuckquean porn (without even the watching part just that it happened, which its hard to find real husbands cheating without it being gay cuck watching rp and even the 'real' is dubious and im annoyed at the fact its more likely larp guh) because im mentally ill and thus if i had become obsessive with someone like you i would be reserved to observing you and be okay with it, but i think i think id do a murder suicide if it happened during a marriage (if without kids) or lawfare rape (if with kids) if possible. regardless im dumb and ugly, im bad stock, i shouldnt marry or procreate!
How do you feel if the husband is cheating with you? How does it make you feel if you know a man you're obsessed with is fucking his wife?

>>81696909
why is there gross cuck talk in the sems thread? This is worse than vomit anon.

>>81693313 (OP)
How do I get raped by sems?

wanna plap

>>81695706
Now I want to cocktease you just to see how you react.

>>81695706
>failure to thrive
His cock is smaller than my limp dick and he's not happy about it.

>>81696909
>husband is cheating with you?
i just hate myself, i wouldnt enjoy that even if i didnt get any direct sexual interaction in the situation
>>81697102
show weakness in the form of shyness
https://youtu.be/xzrquZP4-0I?=RDxzrquZP4-0I
>>81698391
probably embarrassed? i get overwhelmed rather easily when i am shocked generally speaking.
,t https://youtu.be/Vrtl-MknW70?=RDVrtl-MknW70
i wanna learn this song on a guitar if i ever get one
>>81698413
we all have outlets i guess. spamming is the outlet for many

sems did you see the thread they made about you?
you are one big girl...

>>81699049
they get made about me sometimes
https://youtu.be/IwyLjV_JjS8?=RDVrtl-MknW70

>>81699008
>probably embarrassed? i get overwhelmed rather easily when i am shocked generally speaking.
That sounds cute and I'm even more curious now.
>i wanna learn this song on a guitar if i ever get one
Just get one, pick the worst garbage hand me down and shove an aliexpress amp on in.
>spamming is the outlet for many
He should do more practical acts, I'm a fan of his.

>>81699116
You should post more of your body slut

>>81699272
Built for bare BWC.

>>81699296
Shes built for all cock cause she posts her naked body for hundreds of men to masturbate to

>>81699310
>to masturbate to
Good luck with that

Hi sems!! Is there any way i can get my comm?

>>81699310
Sems doesn't like niggers, she's BWC only.

Hi sems, wanna read this kinda bad porno that I wrote? It's about two girls having awkward lesbian makeouts at a country fair they work at. One of them is also very very fat

>>81699272
Wow, her face still looks human despite her size. That's some really fortunate fat distribution. Would probably be fucking Chad if you weren't stupid enough to stuff your face all day.

>>81699296
Built for bear BWC

Good morning sems. Did you sleep well?

Sems are you straight?

DIE YOU FUCKING FAT DISGUSTING PIG. EVERY PATHETIC FAGGOT IN THIS THREAD CAN FOLLOW IT INTO THE TROUGH

>>81700263
dont knock ur head against the A-log on your way out o7
>>81700093
surprisingly yes, how was yours?
>>81700255
i wish to be a man so not fully but i cannot impregnate a women so long answer fruity short answer yes
>>81699761
im an evil yuri enjoyer

>>81700643
>how was yours?
Not bad but I wish I'd gotten a bit more.
>i wish to be a man so not fully but i cannot impregnate a women so long answer fruity short answer yes
Do you wish to be a gay man or would you try to impregnate women if you could be a man?

>>81700643
>sems is a pooner
very strange turn of events

>>81699761
I'll read it too, post it

>>81700925
people with based fetishes who are actually lustful towards men always end up having a genderfluid side to them, unironically every single time

>>81700910
>a bit more
due to your bed or other factors?
also i would be straight out of fear of the anus and feces.
>>81700925
im not a pooner i just wish i was a guy, pretending to be one is not appealing to me whatsoever

>>81700952
yin and yang, perfectly balanced

>>81700984
it doesnt matter sems darling, as long as you're happy :)

>>81700643
Here you go! https://pastesio.com/sf2-94996 password is "summerfair". Would love to hear what you think once you read through it

>>81700984
>due to your bed or other factors?
I get up early so I have plenty of time to walk my cats before work
>also i would be straight out of fear of the anus and feces.
Frot is the best form of gay sex, you don't need to do anal to fuck other men.

>>81700984
What is it about being a guy that appeals to you? Because you could be butch if you wanted to, lost of guys out there into butch women (and lots of girls also)

>>81701081
I think she just wants to be bigger and more capable of rape lol. though personally I think she should have both a cock and a pussy so she can rape people both ways.

>>81693313 (OP)
why do you say youre a rapist? are you being edgy or is it a fantasy

>>81701061
LOL BASED
>frotting
being able to penetrate something is one of the benefits of being male, why squander it?
>>81701081
you wouldnt understand... the culture is different
>butch
i like long hair though, if i dressed "butch" i will look like a billion other hick ladies from new hampshire LMFAO.
>>81701442
fantasy

>>81701520
idk how you expect to rape anyone being obese

>>81701520
Your long hair is lovely, you definitely shouldn't get rid of it.

Also it's weird I'm a dude and just the thought of penetrating someone with my schmeat feels weird. Like I want to penetrate someone but I wanna do it with my fingers or tongue

>>81701557
I'm the reverse, I'd dick down people without a problem but kissing, licking and fingering sounds fuckin gross to me.

>>81701553
unless against someone anorexic/sick/disadvantaged innately a majority of females would lose against a majority of males because of such a gap in innate brute strength lmfao
i dont think any factors would be improved due to slimness other than the ability to chase, and then what? i smack him with woman strength or tackle him and keep him down with woman strength?
female rape =/= male rape
>>81701557
weird, can you elaborate on why?
>>81701854
this makes sense tho

>>81701520
>being able to penetrate something is one of the benefits of being male, why squander it?
Guys have mouths, and the highest form of frotting is double penetration. There's no better place to frot with a bro than inside fujo pussy, it holds the dicks together perfectly and even dispenses lube.

hey sems can you masturbate thinking about me next time

>>81693313 (OP)
Goblina is that you?

>>81702239
Hire two goons to pin the twinks.

>>81702255
Oh god, that's hot! Double-pussy-penetration with Sems! Who's down for that?
Come on, Sems, you're probably not actually a virgin, would you like to have two Chads inside you at once? (whispers into her ear) I know you would.

>>81702399
ill go ask my friend ton' he knows a guy who knows two guys
>>81702255
>double penetration
euch
>mouths
fair point
>>81702284
uhhh no
i wont

>>81702676
>uhhh no i wont
ah go on

>>81702676
Did you read the thing I posted above yet, sems?

>81702833
checked
yes and one im saving up my (yous) for quality posts in the thread in the thread, dont break my bank goy, and two i answered it literally within the post you replied to ,
DID YOU READ?

What did you think of it? Was it any good?

>>81702676
Double mouth penetration is kind of hot.

>>81702239
I genuinely have no clue why, it's always just seemed kinda gross somehow. Maybe it's an autism thing, I don't like touching my schmeat myself either.

become a vtuber
the tomoko style isn't new, but that plus obese and wanting to rape men could be a good niche
just don't fuck it up by having pics online with your nafri bf or something

>>81702864
oh sorry i thought you were someone else. i am a dumb person.
i read a little bit of it so far and i like it so far, the writing isnt clunky and flows well which is my issue with a lot of amateur writing especially in a sexual context... in short erotic and i will be binging the rest of this rn
>>81702951
maybe on a gumless grandma. that sounds like a hotdog deskinner
>>81702983
sounds like an autism thing plus maybe other factors
>>81703015
i dont like talking at a wall it drives me insane, i only do that when i feel bad why would i begin it as a hobby

>>81703033
>i dont like talking at a wall it drives me insane
it takes some time getting used to, and the chat is slow enough to talk with people

>>81702676
>>double penetration
>euch
Note that I mean specifically two cocks in one box, not one cock box one cock butt.

>>81703033
If one hog fits won't two fit as well side by side?
I wouldn't mind getting my shaft chewed a bit either.

>>81703110
yes eugh
>>81703078
>chat
this concept alone makes me disinterested,
i am talking to a group of people on a stage basically
do you see why this wouldnt be appealing compared to writing letter like forum posts back and forth with a wait time for responses
>>81703209
LMFAO

I NEETed through most of my 20s picking up odd jobs when bills or legal trouble came my way. Smelly NEET girl do you think I should join the army or become a truck driver?

I do not have many options but I think I need to do one or the other for either benefits or to be alone in my work. Sometimes I enjoy socializing but with every job I have had (besides plumbing which I fucked up) I get a lot of anxiety and call out a lot

>>81703473
Why eugh thoughbeit? Is two not better than one?

>>81703473
>i am talking to a group of people on a stage basically
not really
the chat only becomes a faceless crowd once you reach around a thousand viewers
when you start out in the order of ten, it's much more personal

>>81703033
What other factors do you mean?

>>81703499
>army
sounds like itd build strength in your social ability and physicality, a job could come with time connections etc but you usually go through schooling first with the benefits they give you for
that, but also you have to deal with loud normalfags
>truckingf
your body may rot quicker, but you get shit loads of money and alone time with seniority
my advice is spend that money on sunscreen
>>81703649
childhood
>>81703585
yes really
>faceless crowd
okay so talking at a wall weve reached my first issue gain

>>81703033
How was the binge? What did you think of the characters and the dialogue? This is my first time writing anything this long with two characters yapping at each other, and anything with romance and sex at all

>>81703666
>>okay so talking at a wall weve reached my first issue gain
reread the post
you will likely never reach the viewercount where this becomes an issue

>>81703666
Nah, I know for a fact that it's not anything from my childhood

>>81703684
i liked it quite a bit, made me flustered and reminded me of the stuff id read when i was younger except not rape and kidnapping
>>81703720
it really just isnt appealing man idk what to say
>>81704083
hmm. when did you first realize you werent like other guys?

>>81705012
when did you masturbate and cum the first time? tell us about it in detail

im about to jerk off to some loli do you have any recs sems.

Sems do you take commissions on your art?

Sems please make a vocaroo begging for cum