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Anonymous No.81694106 >>81694126 >>81694356 >>81694364 >>81694614 >>81694816 >>81694820 >>81694965 >>81695008 >>81695069 >>81696482 >>81696493 >>81698248 >>81698442
>removes shirt
Anonymous No.81694111 >>81697260
im gonna kms its so fucking over
Anonymous No.81694119 >>81695038
kek
I wonder how many robots have this, I bet the correlation is surprisingly high
Anonymous No.81694122 >>81696037
is there anyone here who has this and have got laid?? ANYONE??
Anonymous No.81694125 >>81694146
Mine is like this but not as pronounced. I didn't know about it for most of my life until I noticed it in the mirror from an angle
Anonymous No.81694126 >>81698591
>>81694106 (OP)
Don't shove garbage into your mind. It will make you suffer.
Thank me later.
Anonymous No.81694146 >>81694400
>>81694125
why dont you care about this
you are deformed bro
no one will ever find you physically attractive
Anonymous No.81694157 >>81695038
Forgot this lame ass board was reliant on unique text. Gay
Anonymous No.81694166
If punch em in the hole easy fatality
Anonymous No.81694183
Just pour some of this in it.
Anonymous No.81694271
imm a hideous deformed freak :)
Anonymous No.81694296
im gonna kms im gonna kms im gonna kms kms kms kms kms kms kms kms kms
Anonymous No.81694356
>>81694106 (OP)
I have gyno not this chesthole
Anonymous No.81694364 >>81694369 >>81698591
>>81694106 (OP)
just hide it with a shirt
Anonymous No.81694369 >>81694386
>>81694364
Sign to transition
Anonymous No.81694386 >>81694393
>>81694369
imagine transitioning with this
Anonymous No.81694393
>>81694386
does it make your boobs look bigger
Anonymous No.81694400
>>81694146
They already find me unattractive before I take my shirt off.
Anonymous No.81694520 >>81694620
i am fucking deformed i look like shit
Anonymous No.81694539
i look like shit
Anonymous No.81694614 >>81696004
>>81694106 (OP)
This shit makes me so fucking hard. I love chest dimples so fucking much. If I got a boyfriend with a chest dimple and he got it surgically corrected I think I'd have to murder-suicide him honestly. Excavatum is second only to pizzafaces. God why are genetic fuckups so hot
Anonymous No.81694620 >>81694669
>>81694520
anon, let's compare
>pectus excavatum, which also causes my left lower ribs to stick out
>fucked up teeth
>fucked up jaw/chin
>balding
how about you
Anonymous No.81694669
>>81694620
i look like a joke
Anonymous No.81694726
that one is dangerous iirc
anyone with the opposite of that one? not so many anons with that
Anonymous No.81694816
>>81694106 (OP)
Woah, bro, you get shot?
Damn, built-in cupholder. Respect.
Mule kick? Falcon punch?
You could fit the pacific ocean in that bitch.
Why is your ass on your chest?

I'm just joking around, anonbro. Walk with your shoulders back and che...st Uh... Don't let it get you down, man. Maybe, get like, a tattoo to cover it up or something?
In all seriousness, wishing you best the, anonbro.
Anonymous No.81694820 >>81694938
>>81694106 (OP)
The guy from Deerhunter has this and look how successful he is.
Anonymous No.81694834
just take a million showers sweaty
Anonymous No.81694873
>copemaxxes straight in to the cycling-is-my-life archetype
>dies in early 30's, hit by bus
Anonymous No.81694938 >>81694948 >>81694970
>>81694820
I'll never forget the first time I encountered Deerhunter. They were performing on Jimmy Fallon in 2012 and there was fog everywhere; you couldn't see shit. Jimmy could barely even announce the band's name because the feedback was so loud and one of the band's members was holding a tape recorder playing motorcycle revving noises up to a mic. He seemed to be so focused on what he was doing, as if he were playing a serious instrument.
Then this tall-ass lankazoid wearing an insane leopard print blouse and a very obvious, cheap wig that covers most of his face except for his mouth appears from the fog. Half of his fingers were curled over, wrapped up in bandages and covered in fake blood, giving the appearance that they'd JUST been amputated. His mouth was spackled in blood as well.
The song starts, and it's this unbelievably sloppy bar-rock number with barely discernible melodies. The lankazoid who looks like the bony creature from that one Aphex Twin music video grabs the microphone and starts singing with a nasally voice and a speech impediment, off rhythm and barely keeping up. The song devolves into this repetitive, noisy refrain that the lankbro completely gives up on. He saunters off stage as the band keeps playing, fiddles with the cheap wig for a little bit, twirling its curls in the few free fingers he has left, wanders backstage as the camera follows him, navigates the halls of the NBC soundstage they're filming at, casually grabs the paper cup of water from the hand of a visibly startled PA who was engaged in conversation and not paying attention to her surroundings, drinks the water, throws the paper cup aside after crushing it in his hand, approaches an elevator, pressed the summon button and leans against the wall waiting for the elevator to arrive. And that's how the song ends. One of the strangest late night television performances I'd ever seen. Instant fan.
Anonymous No.81694948
>>81694938
Looking back, yeah it's gimmicky and yeah there were stranger and more notable late-night performances on TV in the early 2010s but still. 13-year-old me was floored. Fucking GLUED to that tv for the duration of that performance. God I miss network television.
Anonymous No.81694965 >>81694975
>>81694106 (OP)
My ex boyfriend had that one oh the memories
Anonymous No.81694970
>>81694938
The scattered applause.
The song ends, motorcycle revving noises and feedback still ringing along, and Fallon looking genuinely confused in what to do but still somehow just as excited to introduce the band as he was before the performance started. Brilliant.
Anonymous No.81694975 >>81694983
>>81694965
is that why hes your exn
Anonymous No.81694983
>>81694975
He didn't like me anymore and left me, met him here, so no chad story sorry
Anonymous No.81695008 >>81698237
>>81694106 (OP)
I always forget I have this because it's not relevant. It makes no difference in my life since nobody can see it.
Anonymous No.81695038
>>81694119
i dont, but one side of my ribcage dips inwards while the other side protrudes outwards. i dont know if theres a name for it but ive had it since i was at least 12
>>81694157
+ for harris
- for tumblrnigger filename
Anonymous No.81695069
>>81694106 (OP)
>gets a complimentary built-in cereal bowl
>complains
Anonymous No.81695085 >>81695098
I dont have a caved in chest but I have flared ribs and it ruins my posture. That combined with my horrific acne scars makes me avoid going swimming or taking my shirt off.
Anonymous No.81695098
>>81695085
Get clarifying toner, your acne scars will fade with that
Anonymous No.81695465 >>81696417
i am a freak
Anonymous No.81696004
>>81694614
wat dafuq
Anonymous No.81696037
>>81694122
Asmongold had a big titty streamer gf
Anonymous No.81696290
>parents didn't make you do push-ups when younger
Kek pectus excavatum robots btfo
Anonymous No.81696417
>>81695465
hell yeah baby so am i. what's good
Anonymous No.81696482
>>81694106 (OP)
Do you think he puts a can in that hole when he lazes around? Who needs a cupholder
Anonymous No.81696493
>>81694106 (OP)
Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters, had this affliction.
Anonymous No.81697222
gross freak
Anonymous No.81697260
>>81694111
consider the following message
Anonymous No.81697863
I don't have this but I used to look good with my shirt off and then I had a psychotic break and had to go on meds that made me obese over a period of years. I got off them and lost the weight and now I look like shit and I'm covered in stretch marks. Kike doctors destroyed my body.
Anonymous No.81697991 >>81698206
I knew a guy with this. I wonder if girls get it too
Anonymous No.81698206
>>81697991
they do but boobs can cover it up/mask it a bit better. for guys it's owari da.
>inb4 just do pushups. build pecs bro!
it fucks up ur muscle insertions so it's still visible also makes ur muscle development a little lopsided. doctors won't perform surgery unless the pectus heavily impacts life/respiratory function, because of how close it is to vitals.
Anonymous No.81698237
>>81695008

a Chad at my hs had this. Didn't really matter because he had a pretty face.
Anonymous No.81698248
>>81694106 (OP)

I didn't care until one girl at a party started squeezing my pecs. I recoiled and started automatically pulling away from her.
Anonymous No.81698356
I have the opposite of this; pectus carinatum
thread reminds me of when a kid in school called me triple nipple because of my sternum
Anonymous No.81698442
>>81694106 (OP)
>Hand it over. That thing, your dark hole.
Anonymous No.81698591
>>81694126
This guy is correct. And make sure to wash your bed sheets every other day.

>>81694364
Doesn't work. Even if you're muscular, it will look like you have mantits.