Thread 81694117 - /r9k/ [Archived: 624 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:33:36 AM No.81694117
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Be 5'3
Walk outside
>Mogged
Go to store
>Mogged
Walk around campus
>Mogged
Pass by a high school
>Mogged
Look online
>Mogged
Dating apps
>Mogged
Break room at min wage job
>Mogged

Seriously what can I even do, even leg lengthening would maybe get me to 5'6 at best
Am I just doomed to be loveless and mogged by all men and ignored by all women until I die
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:37:00 AM No.81694149
>>81694117 (OP)
Man that sucks anon I feel bad for you
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:38:04 AM No.81694162
>>81694117 (OP)
Being short sucks because it feels like you are forbidden from fashion now, most of the confident male outfits would like hilarious on you. So you have to settle for a t shirt and jeans
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:43:04 AM No.81694207
>>81694162
I also have a small body frame so I have to resort to XS and S clothe sizes which most are either for women or young boys and arent fashionable
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:05:27 AM No.81694417
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>>81694117 (OP)
i'm 5'6" and I dont think about it + had multiple gfs and had sex with 2 women

honkai star rail btw
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:07:52 AM No.81694432
>>81694417
I never even held hands with a girl, Im hopeless
You probably live in some third world country thats short on average
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:09:17 AM No.81694445
>>81694117 (OP)
Go to Indonesia, plenty of girls <5ft there
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:09:26 AM No.81694447
>>81694117 (OP)
Femboy max and hope you can find a girl who likes cute boys. You might have to take dildos up your bottom though.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:09:37 AM No.81694450
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>>81694432
I live in 'murica

It is worth noting everyone i've dated has been shorter than me, if that is a coincidence or not I do not know. I wouldn't even mind dating a taller girl

find your local shorties bro
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:12:59 AM No.81694474
>>81694447
I dont think thats possible unless I somehow find a needle in a haystack basically
>>81694450
All the short women I know date guys who if arent tall are also taller than me
I see it everywhere
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:38:24 AM No.81694644
>>81694117 (OP)
Them amazon french maid outfits be calling out to you like the green goblin mask don't they
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:51:41 AM No.81694748
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>>81694644
What the fuck is a green goblin mask
Also why specifically maid outfits
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:36:46 AM No.81695059
>>81694117 (OP)
Get a personality or work on stand up comedy
The man who 99% of girls get wet to is 5'7. Jon snow puts lanklets to shame.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:37:49 AM No.81695070
>>81694207
Post your body with clothes on. I will tell you if you are redeemable through gymmaxxing