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Anonymous No.81695753 [Report] >>81695765 >>81695771
If I was 6'2'+
If i was 6'2 or taller, I would
>Get 4 manly tattoos (One leg would have a full length spiraling centipede, one arm would have a giant spiraling snake, the rest would be a back and chest tattoo)
>Work out to become ripped/athletic
>Become a certified original gangster
>Practice martial arts
>Own illegal guns
>Get a bunch of hoes and bitches in my harem
>Smoke cigarettes
But I'm not so I'm here on 4chan
Anonymous No.81695765 [Report] >>81695778
>>81695753 (OP)
You can do all that shit as a short guy.
Charles Manson had a whole harem and he was 5'2.
Anonymous No.81695771 [Report] >>81695800
>>81695753 (OP)
I'm 6'2" and a wizard, granted I don't do any of those things you listed
Anonymous No.81695778 [Report] >>81695790
>>81695765
no because a 5'4 becoming a gangster has no aura and charles manson isnt that type of gangster either
Anonymous No.81695790 [Report]
>>81695778
Be the Charles Manson kind of gangster then. He had aura.
Anonymous No.81695797 [Report] >>81695805
im 6'2 and im still here, height doesnt change anything
Anonymous No.81695800 [Report]
>>81695771
thats fair bcuz its quite a trashy life but you still have unmatched aura
Anonymous No.81695805 [Report]
>>81695797
you idioot