thoughts on penises?

>>81696987 (OP)
his skin looks like a tortilla

>>81696987 (OP)
>smaller than mine
nice
>bigger than mine
NICE

Go ask your homosexual questions on >>>/lgbt/

>>81696987 (OP)
uhhhhhhhhhhhh BWC....

>>81696987 (OP)
I wish mine wasn't circumcised.

>>81697021
Made for kisses

>>81696987 (OP)
smaller ones are so much more fun for sex

>>81696987 (OP)
He need two hands to masturbate while a sea monkey like me only need two finger to do it. FUCK MY LIFE!!

HOW DO YOU GET BIG PP???!?!?!?!?!? WHAT DRUGS DO I NEED

I shaved my penor yesterday and I really like how soft it feels when it's flaccid but then i get hard and it's not as soft.

I wish I could find a woman who wanted to service mine. Only fags want to.

>>81698181
reroll life for better stats

>>81698126
You can't say that and not show it.

I love them. My favourite is either laying back and letting the guy use me as a slut cumdumpster. Or frotting together with he's of lube or baby oil. I especially love when guys ubllad their cum all over me. I don't even mind of its out of the blue.

Enormous phallus.

>>81699233
Why would you want to see a small penis

i like the cut ones

>>81699371
I want to see how you jack off, I've already seen your tiny cock.

>>81696987 (OP)
this is just unfair
i hate women

>>81699394
Well, if you already seen it there is no point in showing you a vid of me jacking off

>>81699433
Do you really only use two fingers?

@seamonkey
your life would be so much easier for you if you go gay

How do you measure a penis, both length and girth?

>>81699492
No, life would be way worse for me if I go gay. My parents would disown me and I would have nowhere to live
>>81699454
Yes, anon it's that tiny

>>81699516
pic related
or use a string, mark it, and then place it against a ruler

>>81699526
you can live in Thailand

>>81696987 (OP)
The only peener I care about is mine, especially when I put me peener en teh vageener

>>81699528
Where on my shaft should I wrap it? The middle? The base? My thickest part is at the base. Is bone pressed the way everyone measures their penis?

>>81699528
Why would I go to Thailand. I don't know Thai and I don't know anyone who lives there

>>81699526
You need to post a video jacking off.
If you're a Filipino I'll shelter you in my basement if you go gay.

>>81699717
I will only send a vid of myself jerking off to girls only

>>81699571
>bone pressed
yeah - start from there all the way up to the end of your head
for your girth, just roll it around

>>81699580
join the trans community lol

>>81699896
No, I fucking hate troons

They are the only Asians with Latin American ancestry

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinos

>>81699717
This is meant for you. I'm an American with a fetish for Filipinos.

>>81700299