Thread 81699023

I hate fags because I'm actually jealous of them. I wish I could be one, but I'm not attracted to other men.

Fags have it good, so good, and I hate that. It's so easy for them to find someone to hook up with or to date, even ugly fags get laid. They have an organised community which has all sorts of events and festivals where they can get laid. They've got gay bars, gay nightclubs, gay ocean cruises, gay pride parades, gay bathhouses, and even gay only sports teams. They have no end to places they can go to find someone to date or fuck.

Us straight guys have none of that shit. And even if we did, there would be precisely zero women who would show up to those places or events.

Not only that, but fags literally don't have to deal with women at all in a romantic capacity. When fags get involved in relationships, there's never an expectation for one fag to have to provide all the money always and pay for everything all the time, like it is with us straight guys when we date women.

Fags can do a 50/50 split and be cool with it. One fag won't hate the other fag and denigrate his masculinity because he split a bill 50/50.

This is why fags have the lowest divorce rate. Just 28 percent of married fags get divorced. Compare that to 50 percent of straight couples. I'm a firm believer that marriage should only be between a man and a woman. But yet fags are doing marriage better than straight people are, and I hate that.

I now realise the only people who shouldn't be allowed to marry are lesbians. Women are literally the problem, and I hate that I have to deal with them just because I'm hardwired to be attracted to them.

I'm jealous of fags, and that jealousy makes me hate them.

>>81699023 (OP)
bludsky really thinks i finna' read all o' that

I do feel blessed to be a fag and I don't even want to gloat about it because it feels mean. It's actually painful seeing the kind of humiliating shit my straight friends will put themselves through just to appease women.

>>81699041 You are correct. Being a straight man feels like a curse. You want to have sex all the time, but you can't because women have insanely high expectations for entry to their pussies. I wish I could be attracted to men, but the male body and penises do not interest me sexually. I feel grossed out seeing two guys kiss, so I can't go gay as much as I would love to.

>>81699023 (OP)
>fags are superior, and that makes me seethe
Yeah, we know lmao. Abrahamicucks were always jealous of us

>jealous of having your ass torn up by gross men
okay

>>81699023 (OP)
>Us straight guys have none of that shit
It's called outside. Talk to a girl in any context and then flirt with her and if she laughs and plays along then keep doing it until sexo. Not complicated. You don't need a dedicated heterosexual meeting place

>>81699652
ayy papi~~

>>81699692
>and if she laughs and plays along then keep doing it until sexo.
It's not that simple and you know that.

>>81699023 (OP)
just be like Dahmer

>>81699023 (OP)
As a fag I have noticed that straight guys ironically have a much harder time getting laid and forming/maintaining relationships than we do. I've always found that kind of strange; straggots make up like what, 90% of the population? More? And still have trouble?
My theory is that the abundance is actually in itself the source of the problems. Straggots are more abundant and can therefore afford to be pickier, and thus they are. So picky, in fact, that their standards are often way way wayyy too high and they end up getting nothing. Straight men are guilty of this too I've noticed. Lots of straight guys are put off by the tiniest things, her nose is too big, she's not a virgin, blah blah blah. Meanwhile fags will fuck literally any other fag that crosses their path no problem, no questions asked. You can go on sniffies right now and make a blank shell account, fags will send nudes and give you their address before you even say anything or fill out any information. It's kind of insane how easy it is. The average gay guy's body count is in the literal hundreds and for straight guys it's like 20, if that. Very strange phenomenon.

Anyway you can condition yourself into homosexuality the same way a homo can make himself straight, it just doesn't work like how christcucks think it should. The brain is very flexible. But that's another post for another day.

>>81699970
What is up with gay people and mentioning Christians?

tbf straight guys are easily deterred. gay dudes will fuck literally any male at all, breeders only want 10/10 wet dream hardbodies that stepped out of a sports illustrated cover. that's kind of what the whole 'incel' movement is about - all the "prime" women being hoovered up by the 1% of chads. ask an incel to fuck a hamplanet and he'll vomit just by taking one look at her. I will gladly fuck a fat dude, or a skelly, or a short guy, or a lankazoid, or a grandpa, or a twink or a bear or a otter or a whatever and not bat an eye.
y'all need to get sluttier basically

>>81699023 (OP)
we are not so different

>>81699989
I don't actually have a major problem with Christianity as a whole. I just use the term "christcuck" playfully, the way I do with "straggots" for example. "Conversion therapy" is a generally religiously motivated thing, and in the US the religion that drives it most popularly is Christianity, so it was worth mentioning. Conversion therapy, as we know it, doesn't work. But it is in fact possible to change your sexuality if you really want to. It's just that the process of doing that isn't going to look like the kinds of processes you'd see in conversion therapy.

The most redpilled thread on r9k currently

>>81699970
>You can go on sniffies right now and make a blank shell account, fags will send nudes and give you their address before you even say anything or fill out any information. It's kind of insane how easy it is.
wow. you weren't kidding. i legit didn't say anything at all. didn't even make an account. just clicked "browse anonymously" and immediately got hole pics lmao. insane

>>81700020
you a small town fag? this shouldn't be possible.

>>81700104
>this shouldn't be possible.
something about this just sent my sides into orbit
is it really THAT easy for you faggots?

>>81700119
i was seriously considering possible technical difficulties or something because it really is THAT easy.

>>81699023 (OP)
I think men are just innately rabidly horny. Trying to find a gay couple that isn't open is like trying to find a snowflake in hell. Even when they're married they're always fucking strangers.

>>81700130
maybe he's just ugly?

i'm assuming you're the other anon with me in that one thread, about a guy complaining how he wanted boibutts but swears on his heart he's not gay

>>81699023 (OP)
It's incredible how easier it is to fuck other guys compared to girls. A femboy sucked me off twice without even asking.

>>81700153
no but sounds hilarious. link?

>>81699023 (OP)
As much suffering women have caused me and how objectively it would be better if I was a cocksucker but one thing is clear I am so god damn thankful and blessed to be straight heterosexual male, I don't have weird ass personality, my male friends are true bros for life, and the fact that I just don't have this retarded faggot personality that 99.9% of faggots have... it's whatever I'd choose this everytime

>>81700199
see >>81689276

the whole thread was a shitshow with me and that anon trying to convince him he was gay, and to just accept it - guy swears up and down, side to side that he's straight and liking "feminine men is NOT gay!"

very odd person

>>81700212
eh, I'm a faggot but I would fuck a masculine woman.

>>81700036
I have another theory about why Abrahamic faiths hate faggotry so much: it's direct competition against their faith. In the Hebrew Bible, the chosen people are considered God's "wife", "slave", and "child". These are usually interpreted symbolically (and these are sensible interpretations), but there is also a spiritual/mental reality to this: God's followers are suppose to be economically, politically, and socially dependent on god like a wife, slave, and child are, respectively. Sodomy functions as a weird substitute for this dynamic in the sense that men are basically the highest material power on earth, and without childbirth, we are relatively free (minus STDs, of course) to indulge in sex indefinitely. With the advent of PreP, this will become even more evident. If a man can link up with an actual soldier, farmer/agriculturalist, or king, all of your material needs can be obtained, which eliminates the immediate need for religious devotion. This is why Sodom and Gomorrah were demonized in the Hebrew Bible; they made up all sorts of unfalsifiable accusations against the citizens

>>81700212
those types of guys are becoming really common. every third post is "I'm not gay but [gay sex gay sex gay sex]" nowadays. pretty much all of my friends are 'straight' guys and i've blown like 4 of them. wtf is happening. i mean i'm not complaining but like

>>81700269
>pretty much all of my friends are 'straight' guys and i've blown like 4 of them.
hey, can we be friends x

>>81700220
>I would fuck a masculine woman
Me too. They are platonic and honorary men

FUCKING REMOVE ALL FAGGOTS AND TRANNIES FROM THIS BOARD

RETURN TO YOUR TRANNYFAGGOT PIT IN HELL

Time to post more faggot propaganda ITT

Reading list for homos..

>>81700318
READ THE RIFLING INSIDE OF A LOADED BARREL AND THEN PULL THE TRIGGER YOU DISGUSTING FAGGOT

ALL FAGGOTS AND TRANNIES MUST LEAVE THIS BOARD

>>81700324
You are very cute anon. I will hug

>>81700201
what about the ones you'd never know were gay unless they specifically told you?

>>81699023 (OP)
don't be because it fucking sucks i really cannot tell you how alienating and lonely my existence is
i have literally nobody in my life i can connect with, nobody who cares about me, and nobody i can talk to
i am utterly and hopelessly alone and i always will be
so don't envy me and certainly not just because you think it would be easy to go to a gay bar and get date raped

Another cool benefit of being a fag: domestic violence becomes an asset for both you and your partner.
If your boyfriend hits you...hit him back. You're both men. The playing field is level. You're evenly matched. You can just beat the shit out of each other for a little bit and then literally kiss and make up later. The lack of power imbalance makes it work really well. You could even start sexual encounters by wrestling for dominance. Winner gets to be the top, loser submits eventually (or continues to resist until the very end if he doesn't want to concede.) Sex turns into a fun sort of power struggle. Really good for strength training and overall fitness too. Me and my last boyfriend used to rape each other all the time. We were constantly covered in little bruises but it was nice, it really helped us bond more closely actually. A interesting thing happens when you blend violence with sex. The insane rush of euphoria that takes over once you've both cum reduces you to a giggling mess. We were living like warriors. It was paradise on earth. God I miss it so much. I'm sad now.

>>81699023 (OP)
Gays come from cursed families no one will ever know you existed and the curse finally ends

>>81701158
this is somehow both the worst and the best thing i've read today
are you familiar with the Sacred Band of Thebes, anon? you kept their spirit alive lol

>>81701174
I can spot a gay dude from a mile away, hard to be friends with gay dudes, we're on a whole different level

>>81701158
Hmm, this post is kinda hot. Here's something I wrote you might like. You too anon >>81701189

>>81701158
>I now have a rape-wrestling fetish
great. yeah thanks for that. thanks a lot.

>>81701230
>something I wrote
you should write generic action-slop novels catered to 40y divorced dads

>>81701254
Hm. Ouch.
*pins you against the wall*

>>81701275
*slaps your chest*
no that was a compliment, those novels sell really well

>>81701158
>A interesting thing happens when you blend violence with sex. The insane rush of euphoria that takes over once you've both cum reduces you to a giggling mess
This is bdsm in a nutshell

>>81701292
*grabs you by the waist*
Mm, thanks bub

>>81699023 (OP)
I'm jealous of the heteros. We have gay bars and apps but they have the rest of the entire world. The laws of nature just cater to them. They get spontaneous sex, biological children, unanimously accepted cultural and social positioning to the point where everyone is assumed heterosexual until otherwise specified. They get it all.
Sure, straights might have a harder time getting laid but in the grander scheme of things, being straight is much easier.