Thread 81700862

So I have an absolutely massive crush on veronicaandjelly (picrel) and have been obsessively posting about and talking about her to all my friends ever since I subscribed to her NSFW patreon (technically different from onlyfans but basically the same thing). She has a husband but hes an ugly beta loser so I was thinking that I'd try making a move on her if they get divorced, but all my friends keep telling me its a bad idea because her posting sexy pics makes her a ho. Which I guess is kinda true but shes hot enough that I think its worth it, and not just that shes a cute tomboy who likes cool stuff like Donkey Kong and Final Fantasy and not just a basic bitch who only cares about her looks. Plus I'm way better looking than her current husband so I'm sure I could satisfy her really well.

Idk bros should I go for it? I'm desperate for a cute wifey like her.

>>81700862 (OP)
jfc whatever floats your boat
she's got the sorta face only a cuck could love

>>81700862 (OP)
if it's solo content and she farms out the chatting to jeets, then sure. if either if those conditions is not met, then fuck no.

>>81700862 (OP)
id date in the sense of hanging out occasionally and fucking them is dating. but i wouldnt be emotionally committed to them

>>81700862 (OP)
Is she going to tongue my anus OP?

>>81700862 (OP)
All women are retarded whores so onlyfans is a perfect profession for them. You sound like a retard too though.

>>81700862 (OP)
If you wanna be this:
https://youtu.be/nQ-xg5F4fbU?si=uNvxgnzXgYDKZ8-V

She is a brunette with a big nose and bangs so I think she is sexy, though the curved bangs are not as pretty as if they were straight

>>81700871
Yeah only a cuck could love a woman with a beautiful face and perfect tits. Christ anons here are so retarded

>>81700862 (OP)
>Would you date a girl with an onlyfans if she was hot enough?
Yes anon yes I would cuz I would sex her then her leave if that the only way a sea monkey like me can lose his virginity

>>81700862 (OP)
Kys normie unironically, get back to plebbit or shitter, your kind is not welcome here

>>81700920
no, only mine

>>81700948
my waifu is hotter than yours (assuming picrel is your waifu)

>>81700962
Nta but that image is ancient. It's obviously not his crush

>>81700975
Whoever it is my beautiful Latina queen still mogs her

>>81700962
She looks like she smells horrid and she is le basic white woman but you do you also fuck you little monkey

>>81700996
Shes Mexican dumbass. Also she isnt basic in the slightest she has great fashion taste

>>81700940
nasty ass armpits

If it's just photography of nudes, no penetration, yes. Growing up I always wanted to take nude photography. Her work couldn't be trashy. But that's rare.

>>81701034
most Semitic looking Mexican ive ever seen

The only way I'd do that is if she paid for all of my shit.

>>81702034
thats greedy, Id sleep on the ground outside if it meant I got to fuck Veronica every night

>>81702124
>thats greedy
Never said I wasn't.

>>81702141
Still, a hot babe like her deserves to get all her shit paid for her, not the other way around

>>81700862 (OP)
I'm so lonely and touch/validation starved that I would date many types of women I'm morally disappointed in.

>>81700887
>if it's solo content
Based and correct.
>she farms out the chatting to jeets
That'd make her into a scammer and a fraud who takes advantage of men, anon. What makes you think you'd be the exception?

>>81700940
>beautiful face
I am sorry to tell you, but your attached pic is way worse than a troon and you're only embarrassing yourself with this thread.

>>81700948
>posts creepychan
>calls other people normie for their taste
calm down anon, she's literally a prime example of a proto-attentionwhore. immediately became a mainstream model as soon as she could, she's just getting naked for the cameraman and his jewish rulers instead of the camera.

LMAO its a bad idea because why tf would she go for you? like really?

you have to be a fucking retard to think someone like that would go for a fucking subscriber

>>81700862 (OP)
Only if she did solo stuff
And even then, I'm not dating her in any serious capacity. I will be actively looking for something better while getting my dick wet.

>>81702884
>pretty youthful looking woman with very feminine features
>worse than a troon!!!1!
how are you all this retarded?

>>81702839
because I'm fucking her in real life and making her cum and parading her around town with me, duh. and anyone who blows loads over chatbot-tier sexting from an OF "girl" deserves to be scammed.

>>81703012
shes married to this ugly fuck, I dont think its thats out of the question for her to be into me

>>81700862 (OP)
>Would you date a girl with an onlyfans if she was hot enough?
Technically yes, though for obvious reasons she can only produce solo-girl content.
I wouldn't like it, but an onlyfans isn't a dealbreaker.
>She has a husband but
Nope.
Not a virgin, not wifey material.
Wouldn't even touch her if SHE paid ME.
Not being a virgin 100% IS a dealbreaker.

>>81704123
>because I'm fucking her in real life and making her cum and parading her around town with me
So you're not seeing her 24/7. She'd probably cheat on you or steal your stuff. Why? Because you're into female frauds.

>>81700948
>normie
>plebbit
>creepychan
Woah this guy is a little esoteric, next he'll post a picture of crispy or some other e-girl only faggots care about

>>81702167
>>81700940
>>81700962
This haircut does not work for her.
Anyway she's a known cheater. You've got a shot.

>>81700862 (OP)
>>81700940
your crush looks like sue lightning (a tranny)

>>81704386
she looks nothing like a man, you retards have just never seen an actually feminine looking woman before

this is the funniest thread i've read in weeks
someone please send this to her

>>81704483
If you mean that its funny that anons somehow think she isnt hot or say that she looks like a tranny because of how stupid it is, then I agree

>>81700862 (OP)
>Would you date a girl with an onlyfans if she was hot enough?
No. Not because of the porn, but because I hate parasocial influencer bullshit. Same as instagram or tiktok or whatever.

On the other hand, if she just posted porn anonymously on xvideos or erome or some shit without revealing her face or identity, I'd be cool with that.

>>81702124
all that makeup just to still look like an uggo troon gross

I'm not sure if these posts are demoralization or if some men are this fucking pathetic. Regardless, narcissism is repugnant, I would never date an onlyfans hoe.

>>81705742
Having an onlyfans doesnt make her a narcissist, shes just kind enough to show off her insanely hot body to the world

>>81706059
Yes, yes it does... You can see it in her face and how she loves the attention and he self-image. A huge chunk of women are like this

>>81706114
If you were as hot as she is, wouldnt you be conceited too? She has the right to be confident in herself.

>>81706271
An inflated sense of self isn't confidence

>>81704124
>ugly fuck
he is a 6/10 anon
he looks significantly younger than the girl though, still not ugly
you need to go back

>>81700862 (OP)
If I she beta buxxed for me and I didn't have to kiss her, touch her, console her etc. then sure. If I was just her boyfriend in name while she provided for me I would gladly do so.

>>81706349
and shes a 10/10 which makes him look ugly in comparison