Thread 81704482

I'm straight but I wish women all had cocks. Vaginas are ugly as fuck looking. Penises are way more aesthetic

>>81704482 (OP)
tsmt, every time i jerk off to porn and the foid shows her pussy the experience is instantly ruined. almost every single part of the female body is or can be attractive in some way except their genitalia. i find it to usually be the inverse for males though (at least in part), most of the male body is either mediocre or unattractive except for the penis which is both beautiful and arousing in so many more ways than roast beef curtains could ever be. it really is a shame that foids dont have penises

>>81704482 (OP)
and I wish they all had pussies and cocks, men too.

>>81704482 (OP)
>i'm straight
>women all had cocks
yeah buddy sure u are

>he doesn't like immaculate fat foid pussy
ick ew
get away from me

it's a shame what porn and masturbation does to the mind

>>81704566
A distant cousin showed me her pussy while I was an early teen. She had a "nice" innie but even if they look gud the inside is always gross.
Dicks are better.

>>81704566
I don't like fatties desu

>>81705046
>dicks are better
no

im gay and i wish women didnt exist
theyre inferior monkeys

>>81705169
>comparing a top 0.001% female body to a low tier male
Not really fair desu

>>81704482 (OP)
100% agreed, I'm only attracted to the female form and male bodies turn me off, but i have never in my life thought vag was attractive. To me it's the least appealing aspect of a woman, not to mention all the maintenance required, blegh. Dick supremacy, everybody should have cocks. And I've talked to several girls who agree with that concept.

>>81705301
Clits are basically really tiny dicks. Girls just wish they were big enough to fuck someone with

>>81705194
10/10, would slave away for the rest of my life to get to worship his cock on a regular basis.

>>81704482 (OP)
I love pussy, I love how it looks, I love how it smells and tastes, I love putting parts of my body inside of pussy.
I do also like dicks though, in a similar manner to >>81705301 I am not turned on my the male form, but I like a nice cock on a "woman".
I will probably never suck cock again in my whole life so it's got a kind of forbidden fruit aspect to it that makes it more alluring.

>>81706118
I had a girl tell me she wanted to see me do gay stuff in front of her. It was pretty hot jerking off to big, pretty dicks while she watched

>>81706522
Damn, sounds like a keeper but I guess something happened since this is past-tense

>>81706965
She was very fun but unsurprisingly she ended up being a crazy bitch as most yaoi girls are
She told me more than a few times she wanted to watch my "tight little ass" get fucked while I was eating her out

I 100% agree anon. Pussy feels divine but they're ugly as sin. Cock is beautiful. Assholes actually aren't all that fun to fuck though so i guess im ultimately glad pussy exists.

>>81704482 (OP)
>>81707194
Have either of you ever considered
>androgyny
real-life futanaris, but without balls.

>>81704482 (OP)
I'm straight but I wish women looked and acted like men because men are sexier by far.

>>81707236
>what are "muscle mommies?"

i suck the vagina, the asshole, the titties, the back of her throat after she gets up in the morning, eat the hair off the mothafucka, let them fart all down my throat.

>>81707227
wow thats great. ive saved it. i wonder what it feels like for someone to have that fucked on by a vagina. i bet its like sizzurp to them

>>81707269
They're super-rare, but are a hyper-interest of mine.

>>81707308
Fucking xenomorph clit, what the fuck dude

>>81707227
Wtf what is it look like a dick

>>81707227
>>81707308
Giga-Clit!
Giga-Clit!

>>81704482 (OP)
only when they are erect other wise everyone ignores it

>>81704482 (OP)
>I'm straight
Not on r9k. Just tell us that you are attracted to transsexuality closet GAMP fag. Only dumb reason that's holding you back is knowing they're actually men.