Thread 81705943

>Stuck on a deserted island with these zoomers
>Naturally, they assign you as the leader
What roles do you assign to each of them to maximize your survival odds?

Fuck them all and create an island full of biracials

>>81705947
What race and gender are you? They are diverse and of mostly all races!

>>81705978
Afrolatina fembot.

I'd create a second Puerto Rico free of America's colonization.

>>81705943 (OP)
Uh. Lets think about this from left to right.
>Fattest, so he can cook and look after the camp
>Some kind of SEA monkey so he can go fishing
>short and pale for stealth and endurance, probably has decent brains as well so can go hunting
>roman features and very tall, we'll fashion him a silly, large hat to scare off our competitors
>no stand-out features, he can work in our primitive factory turning fish bones and shark teeth into weapons

>>81706006
Based. But 2 is Latino and not SEA if that changes anything. I imagine your colony would fare well.

>>81706029
Hrm. I don't think we'll have the capability to start producing drugs on this island. His dark skin will keep him safer in the water, getting wet in the sun is really bad so he can keep fishing.
>I imagine your colony would fare well.
Thank you gay anon. As leader of this mighty democratic people's republic, I claim the first round with her >>81705989

>>81706054
He is a great diver so you made a good choice. Unfortunately, the Afrolatina femanon would die early, so you would not get the opportunity you wanted.

>>81706074
That is most unfortunate. Luckily, due to his diving skill, we will have plenty of fish to pleasure ourselves with, according to ancient chan tradition which I will teach these zoomzooms.

>>81706098
Why not fuck the zoomers? That would be just as gay as fucking fish (ambiguous gender).

>>81706125
Sorry anon, I'm not gay but I did enjoy the premise of this thread even though I knew this was where it would inevitably lead.

>>81706139
But you discussed fucking fish, who could be male. Is that not inherently gay?

>>81706195
I think the depravity of the act gives it a character of desperation in the same way that cannibalising your shipmates when you've been stranded for a few weeks is very different to Maoris eating their prisoners. Meanwhile, were we all to start buttfucking each other, it would really just seem like we were just looking for an excuse to be gay when there are all these perfectly fine fish lying around.

>>81706237
But would you still eat the fish after fucking then, given the presumed scarcity? In the end, you are still consuming the semen of other men regardless, right?

>>81706292
They'd have to be intact for the fucking, rubbing fish fillets on our dicks just doesn't make any sense to me, so the sperm would be safely contained in the fish's digestive system. They'll be clean once gutted and filleted. Unless guy on the left knows how to make a fish soup from the heads, we'll be completely safe. Sorry, but under my firm hand we'll remain heterosexual and morally intact.

>>81706317
That makes total sense. But would you really not get any discomfort from eating a fish that you KNOW served as a gay sex toy for another man? The optics of that seem worrying.

>>81706341
That's a good point, though I think it'll be fine so long as the deed is done in the bushes and nobody sees it.