Casus belli: Establish Protectorate ver.

Previously on /r9gay/
>>81690575

first for hairy broad shouldered men with fat leaking cocks

Doing a bri'ish version right before independance day is brave OP.

>>81706032
Fuckin' A
I'll have a drink for the king tomorrow

>>81705118
>How can you do so many drugs alone?
I have no friends to do them with, if I were capable of having irl friends that want to be around me I wouldn't have became a drug addict in the first place

I want a cute british bf to save from the tyranny of his the united cuckdom by marrying him and letting him become an american.

>>81706232
Bongland or burgerland darn.. such terrible options.

>>81706206
why can't you make druggie friends irl anon?

>>81706242
Not sure where to start, and I don't want to use grindr for this because then I'll HAVE to whore myself out there, and I don't wanna do that.

>>81706232
i'm going down with the ship lad

Get hooked on bottom cock instead of drugs

If the bottoms are that hung then how can I hope to compare? Life isn't fair for a cut dicket top.

>>81706325
I'm that hung as a top but my cock is nowhere near that good looking

I'm buying a window A/C tomorrow, this heat is brutal and I can't take it anymore. Even with the a/c running it's 80F in the house after cooking dinner. I'm too fat for this heat.

Went to the mall today and got a bday gift for my unc, what do you guys think of my new pants?

>>81706281
>I'll HAVE to whore myself
You don't have to do anything you don't want to. My best friend of 10 years and I met on grindr. We never did anything like that. Love didn't sparkle but the friendship did.
It's better to find a friend on grindr than be a loner hating on whores without a reason

Twink without a cause

>>81706706
i like his balls

would a bunch of those pimply things on your bf's ballsack be a turnoff r9gay? I have several large ones right in a line.

>>81706783
I had abnormally large ones and had them removed and now have ugly scars on my sack and I'm worried my balls look too deformed

>tfw no fat retard autism bf that can speak 3 languages and do vector calculus on his ass pimples

hii everyone :D haven't been on here for a couple days, how is everyone doing? How was every1s day? :3

>>81706923
cute kitty, is that one yours or just a picture you found online?

learning the guitar
https://files.catbox.moe/ho6smg.mp3

would u close the window if I serenaded to u

>>81707075
Beautiful anony

>>81707075
I bet you got a massive foreskin

The fat neet is clean, back to weekly showers instead of every two weeks. Mostly because the heat was making me sweat so bad even I could smell myself.

touching my weewee at the moment

>>81707775

I think we got the same computer chair, or at least ones with the same arm rests.

>>81706011 (OP)
I have fag voice it's so over
Posted it again award

I have a gay lisp. I am cursed to lurk these threads forever

>>81707775
can we see it oregano

>>81707834
nah only if you lick my toes little nigga

Where are your transformers brad?

>>81707842
*slurps your little piggies*

>>81707820
How bad is it
How did you end up getting it

>>81707852
On my shelf.
>>81707853
I might have a foot fetish.

>>81707875
dunno. I've just always had it. I've even been bullied for it a few times at different jobs. I hate my voice so much and never vc

Sucking a bottoms fat dick while he gives praise with a lisp
Get it twisted

>>81708032
Is that a normal amount of precum? I never make that much and I was wondering if I was normal or the weirdo.

The fireworks should stop it's too early
>>81708046
If it's been a couple days it's like a fountain for me

>>81708152
It's past 1am here and I still hear a couple every so often. Tomorrow they'll be at it to at 2-3am. I rarely produce any pre at all, I'm dry until I coom and that's it.

>>81708046
it's different person to person
me i produce literally 0 pre.

Happy 4th patriots

>>81708032
>>81708472
I can make a decent amount like that vid, but without the big pp unfortunately

the real is back I will attack

doing anything fun for independence day?

>>81709337
Probably gonna eat hotdogs and pizza with family. Wbu?

Fireworks! yeyeye

>>81709423
I got brunch with grandma and then a family thing, maybe steaks and corn and watermelon like last year but I dunno

>>81709447
>picrel
Almost made me cry upon enlarging the image ngl

I HATE BEING A GAYCEL RAGHHHHH
>>81709456
Have fun. I'm gonna give a birthday gift out hopefully

>>81709464
>hopefully
It's not certain? Is it some unusual gift, like a blowjob?

>>81709470
My uncle just doesn't like getting gifts lol.

r9grok is this real

>>81709506
Yeah, anon, you have been clearing them out once in a while, right? Don't want to give your fbf a nasty surprise

>>81709506
that's a percapita average figure, in reality it's just a couple perverts skewing the statistics
same with spiders going in your nose when you sleep

Wish I was turned into a roach (or became roach sized) and had a boy with nice huge spacious wet dripping cock to crawl into.

me on the right and who else on the left

me on the right and nobody on the left because i am alone

>>81709634
winner has to bottom

Hung bottoms and their stretchy foreskin

>>81709663
>their stretchy foreskin
is that like one communal foreskin that they all share

>>81709675
Sharing for winter warmth

>>81709611
Giwtwm is down bad with this one

smug and bratty /lit/ bf

>>81709337
Working. We're having a big "grill and chill" event at work, apparently there's going to be both pie and watermelon eating contests. We're visiting my grandpa tomorrow to celebrate since I have the day off then. I'm gonna make an apple pie tonight.

>>81708046
>>81708789
I usually make that much pre when jorking it and my pp is close to the same size

am i the only gay man here who isnt exclusively attracted to twinks

>>81710505
This is why you're gay and I'm not

>>81710128
Kawoshin in tumblr style is delightful

guys am I really straight if I'm only attracted to attractive women

>>81710727
No that's gay you should be attracted to cute twinks and femboys if you were actually straight like me

True, stop being a poser and fuck a femboy in the ass.

happy 4th of july to my amerifags. celebrate while you can before your country gets even worse.

>>81710505
I don't like twinks unless they're tall and have a bit of tomed muscle

>>81710505
I genuinely believe I have it in me to fuck every type of guy

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me

>>81710505
I like all kinds of men, the exception to this is REALLY feminine guys but aside from that I'll take just about anyone, not out of desperation but simply because I love men that much.

Fuck I love chewing on honeycomb
I would be so fucked up if i bit into a piece of honeycomb and thre was still a bee egg in there

>>81711218
I had one of these in a jar but let it sit too long and it crystalized and now I've had it like that for around 10 years

>>81711229
>rare aged honeycomb
Anon please I beg you

>>81711218
what's the texture like?
is it crunchy like a waffle or more cardboard-like?

>>81711250
I mean it's wax
If you ever had the red coating on the babybel cheeses it's like that but sweet

>>81711263
Oh so it's just sticky for the most part..
I thought they were more solid

>>81711238
Here is a picture I'm not sure what that little bit of black stuff is but I'm worried it's some kind of mold maybe? Then again I also have a another jar of aged honey that's even older then I am and it's gotten darker over time and seems to have even shrunk in size

>>81710505
>>81710505
A few months ago I made out with a guy who was fat, dressed like shit and had a decent andro face, so no, you're not the only one.
(I touched his penis while we were in the movies hehe)

>>81711687
fucking slut. was he packaging? did you wanna get fucked by that fat guy?

>>81711157
real.....

>>81711687
my god thats so hot
you're so lucky anon

>>81711687
Sounds semi-hot, how much body hair did he have?

>>81711687
fondling my turgid penis to this, provide more explicit details

>>81711687

fancy coming out to ohio?

anyway for my independence day I get my restless leg syndrome flaring up again. How nice.

>>81711868
Post hypothetical turgid hot penis...

How do you guys find ways to cope with tfw no bf?

>>81712182
I post on r9gay about all the bottoms that rejected me and how much I hate them for it

Will the false flag be today
I sure hope so

>>81712182
I'm a schizoid so I don't really care about it 95% of the time.
too many people either hurt me or tried to take advantage of me, being alone is peaceful and safe.

>>81712182
I lift heavy objects hoping to one day find my bf if I try hard enough.

My bitch sell pussy, cause she really got molested

I think I'm seriously losing my goddamn mind, all that brings me joy is shitposting on r9gay to escape the torment of having nobody that loves me romantically. My motor functions feel worse everyday. If you're reading this please have sex with me.

>>81712244
It is inevitable.

>>81712288
You hope to lift up a big rock and find a bf living under there?

>>81712182
I simply don't, I don't care and I've accepted it. This time, no boy will love me on this earth, hope next time I'll be better.

>>81712182
I remember that all men who walk the earth are evil, hedonistic and endlessly selfish. Also by daydreaming.

>>81712302
cute post but honestly most of us DO live under a rock

If only hue was here to give some good advice to gincels
>TWNKY

>tfw no bf to watch 80s/90s obscure and forgotten anime with

>>81712675
I never want to have to sit through that steaming pile of shit pseudo intellectual garbage called angel egg ever again

>>81712713
he had me till he said anime honestly. ANYTHING else and it would've been a good and relatable post.

>>81712713
I said obscure and forgotten baka stupid. Shit like Dragonar, The Big O, Galaxy Fraulein Yuna and Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. Also add some shows from the early-mid 2000s and it'd be peak.

>>81712753
I could name other crap that fits the same genre but isn't anime but his post was specifically about the animes
>>81712755
I don't really like any of those genres of anime I think I'm going to sit alone and watch the 2nd season of sound euphonium instead

>>81712838
>watching moeslop
literally the lowest common denominator type of anime.

sorry but anime just sucks, when I get my fbf if he watches anime other than dragonball or something I'm gonna have to change that.

Lovely boy is making me watch Kamen Rider today

>>81712848
Try saying this to a group of chuds wearing waffen ss uniforms watching K-on
You wouldn't dare bitch
>>81712870
>when I get my fbf if he watches anime other than dragonball or something I'm gonna have to change that.
Oh okay so you'd be fine if your fbf watches anime so long as he's BLACK thanks for telling us

>>81712918
>as long as he's BLACK
I guess Hispanic people just don't exist.

>>81712932
No one cares about tiny brown latino cock

I lost a lot of weight the past few months without really changing my lifestyle all that much so I have become convinced that how fat you are is just a function of how much God hates you

>>81713003
If this was true then all gay people would be fat and twinks wouldn't exist

>>81713012
or your understanding of God is flawed

God is a twink
Satan is a fat ugly bastard

>have a thing out-of-state
>have to drive, naturally it gets boring
>decide "fuck it" and stepped on the gas
>went 90 on a 70
>somehow found myself "racing" with another car behind me
>try to go faster but i drive a shitbox
>notice i was about to miss my exit
>give way and merged slowly towards my exit
that was fun :)

>>81712976
still bigger and better than all anime watchers.

>>81713019
Which one of us is more likely to understand god?
The godforsaken homosexual that hates god and blames him for all his problems including his weight or the straight white man who's actually read the bible and goes to church?
Yeah that's what I thought bitch now sit that fat ass down nigger

>>81713062
I love God because he has blessed me with beauty and intelligence

>>81713054
I watch moe shit and I can prove that I have a big fat large smelly weiner bigger then tiny brown latino peckers
>>81713068
>he has blessed me with intelligence
Oh so you're a top not a bottom?

>>81713099
>I watch moe
>I watch cp
fify

i wanna be religious but everyone else who's religious is an evil retard and i can't stand to be associated with them. do i need to do a schizm or something? these nutjobs in the USA are totally out of control with their antichrist worship

they're all cozy tonight lads

You can be unaffiliated with any group, not like you need to be a catholic or protestant (for Christianity) to go to heaven.

>>81713118
Yeah I've even seen churches welcoming in homosexuals and transexuals into their congregations truly satanic and heretic

>>81713118
Just be "spiritual" via doing psychedelics and meditating, it's the leftist being religious.

>>81713099
Hey, if that's what makes you feel better about yourself

>>81711880
Is this one of you lads

>>81713132
>>81713134
>>81713146
i reckon i oughta go down to some of those southern evangelical hellpits huh? start flipping tables and cursing them for taking the lord's name in vain. those good ol boys need a real brutal public lashing in the name of christ.

>>81713156
People won't change their minds that way, they never will, because they do not believe in anything, they just want to hurt people.

>>81713165
words are the weapon of god. to some extent at least, most people are fundamentally reasonable. they're just twisted up by lies. it's possible to spiritually reform them given a little bit of conversation and care.

Orthodoxy is the only true religion anyways
The worship of Jews and Israel is not Christianity

im choosing to tune out of the Christianity and religion talk because ive heard way too much god and christo babble over the years and it turns my brain to mush

Orthodoxy is exclusively practiced by non whites

You're thinking Catholicism, Jose

Orthodoxy is the religion of mongoloids and eurasians
Keep hating white christians mongoloid

Nairing my balls rn

imaginary bf broke up with me...

>>81713270
wax instead anon. way better.

>>81713213
the foundational mission from god is just to be a good person and do good in the world. you're a little guy going around doing good deeds. you improve and multiply and so too does the good in the world, even absent of divine support or intervention. the problem is our modern republican concept of 'doing good' is rooted in selfishness, it's saying that what's good for me is good for everyone, that allowing people to act selfishly actually maximizes the amount of good, that wealth is a physical manifestation of goodness and its accumulation represents an accumulation of moral goodness. whereas the actual god and bible very obviously favors cooperation and collectivism, and despises the selfish individual who obsesses over personal power at the cost of others.

I tried nairing my balls and none of my hair came out

>>81713283
My wax thing broke :<
Getting proper laser done soon
Then I'll be free forever

>>81713185
>most people are fundamentally reasonable.
Lol, lmao, xd, haha

>>81713303
nigga im not reading that i had to read apostles fucking schizobabble too many times
>>81713332
oh god it's so over for you. please please let me know how laser goes though ive been considering it myself

anyone else slowly but undeniably loosing sanity?

ugh, my mom clogged the sink then when I said we should call a plumber she said "oh who's gonna pay for it?" like uuuh, IDK maybe the one person who clogged it in the first place?

tell us about the sink anon. if i understand correctly it is clogged and your mom is somehow involved. what happened? what's the next best course of action?

Almost forgot about that faggot fatpostle
>>81713432
Gotchu
I been using a handheld ipl with some results but it seems professional lasering is best

>>81713497
basically I used to wash all the dishes and my mom would help sometimes, but after a while she decided that it's best if we put the dish rack INTO the sink instead of next to the sink. I was so annoyed by this and decided that it's not worth getting mad over and just let her do all the dishes all the time now. NOW the sink clogs fairly often when it almost never did when I washed the dishes and now it's so bad that water isn't draining at all, and to top it all off she's not even good at washing dishes and they constantly stink or have grime left on them. I'm so mad.

>>81713444
my dad bought a used car and as soon as he got home the check engine light came on, i said we should probably take it back and make them fix it while it's under warranty cuz then if it ends up being a big problem they're the one that's liable no matter how expensive it gets. and he got really mad and said YOU take it back then because it's like a hour drive to the dealership (not far, he's just a baby). well after paying his mechanic friend a couple times to try and fix it the light is still on and the warranty is expired and he's talking about replacing the timing chain and cam shaft and other repairs that would basically total the car. which would have been completely covered under the warranty.

r9gay has retarded parents huh

>>81713543
wow that's bad, I had a brother kind of like that. I really hate people who have that kind of slave mentality "no mr. Shekelstien! I'll take on all the costs on my own!!" like the dealership didn't know there was an issue with the car and just hoped some shmuck like him would take it off their hands and pay them for the privilege.

>>81713563
and the great thing about it is how extremely pushy and stubborn they are and they always think they're right when they literally never are

>>81713507
>Almost forgot about that faggot fatpostle
it seems a lot of people have, however i cannot get his religious schizo babbling out of my memory.
>I been using a handheld ipl with some results but it seems professional lasering is best
im too scared to use a handheld! i really want to go professional at some point

>>81713543
if it makes you feel any better the dealership knew about the issues and would have likely weaseled out of paying for them anyway. Car lots are one of the scummiest businesses around.

>>81713677
>>81713432
I thought you were friends with apostle and in his discord?

>>81713589
it's scary cuz he also really wants to sell his house and move to florida and he keeps looking at these discounted mcmansions in flood prone areas because they're so big and cheap, and i know that 2 years after he buys it's gonna be falling apart and impossible to insure or sell and the entire thing will be a total loss. he's too stupid to be self aware about the slide into dementia and he's going to destroy the entire family's generational wealth on his way out the door, in true boomer fashion.

>>81713691
yes but then we could have at least returned the car for a full refund after the repairs failed

>>81713767
I hate boomers so much it's unreal, I dunno what they put in the water but older people are just so stupid and think they're right about everything but I'm sure it happens with younger people too, my younger brother was a retard prick like that.

>>81713786
It's the lead, it was everywhere back then, gas, paint, everything. That's why so many of them are impulsive self-centered assholes.

>>81713692
Friends? No not really. He stopped really speaking to me after I told everyone that I was spoken for. Plus, I can't really be arsed dealing with his antics and his splinter discord servers. But he's cool and we're cool.

now that I've removed myself from the situation and calmed down a bit, I do feel better. I think my mom's snarky "well are YOU gonna pay for it?" is what made my annoyance turn into straight up rage.

>>81713786
they had a very very easy life where there was always more money, so they never had to learn to be resourceful or responsible. his whole life he always had plenty of money to just buy a new one of whatever he wanted without ever thinking about it. the only financial advice he ever needed was not to overspend TOO extravagantly beyond his means. now that he's retired and trying to live frugally like the rest of us he's having to make savvy decisions and do his own repairs and he has absolutely no skills or judgement for it. he's eating out every other day because he never even learned how to make his own lunch. it's insane- and he thinks he can tell other people anything about money

Get a drain snake and learn to clear clogged drains yourself. Don't pay a plumber to do it. Don't use chemical ones like draino either, they don't work and they're a pain if you have disassemble the pipe to get at the clog.

>>81713911
Women can be so fucking annoying. I was enjoying a museum, chill walking around looking at stuff, loads of people sitting in this one area, then this fucking Karen with the most shrill voice comes in
>"EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE"
To tell off this grown man with his wife like he was a child. If I was him I would've walloped the bitch.

>>81713931
Ah, so this explains why I only ever see boomers eating out at places

The urge to be a domestic terrorist using low tech sabotage like orbeez in public drains is growing stronger by the day

>>81713931

>he's eating out every other day

*quietly shuffles in the background and whistles innocuously*

story is 18 years old believe it or not

>>81713935
instructions unclear. splashed cleaning chemicals in eyes and mouth. can't wash it cause the sink is clogged. gonna take a sit-down break to watch fox news for a few minutes while it subsides.

>>81713936
honestly I hate women because I have to live with one. My sister is ok doe.

Getting reliable news in america must be really difficult since every news station is owned by billionaires or politicians and refuse to report on what's actually true. How do you guys do it?

>>81713981
I get all my news from /pol/. Generally they're right.

>>81713995
Americanism in the wild. Isn't it amazing to see?

>>81713981
I ask God directly or use psychic intuition to know things before they happen

>>81713981
america is a post-truth society, meaning reliable news doesn't really exist. it's all explicitly biased because that's what the environment demands. ever since the 80s reagen outlawed unbiased news reporting and it's been a gradual march towards this comprehensive disinfo environment ever since.

I bought a steak to cook for the 4th but it's too hot and I didn't get it marinating anyway. Guess I'll be eating out again.

in fact i think the antiqued perception that "you can't lie on the news, that's illegal" is a big part of what makes boomers SO SO SO vulnerable to disinfo. they still strongly believe that any serious looking white guy in a suit on the television news must be telling the truth, and fox employs hundreds of those guys as partisan mouthpieces.

>>81714076
who the fuck marinades steak

>>81714089

me, unless I'm doing that wrong. Mom never would fry them, always used to cooked them as a roast in the oven. I bought cast iron skillet and make a halfway decent one.

cue dad excitedly running to the other room to tell mom all about how there was a """doctor""" on fox news just now validating all their beliefs and conspiracy theories about vaccines and medicaid and how taking away healthcare is a good thing actually

You say fox like as if every media company in the western world isn't owned by the same 2-3 JEWISH corporate conglomerates
In fact everything is a conglomerate these days, food especially, at least in the US/Canada

>>81714103
You can remember your mom without taking on her apparently abysmal cooking habits, good god

imo both sides need to wise up to divide and conquer jewish tactics instead of being at each others' throats over trump shit

>>81714076
I'm somehow not the only faggot who fucked up making a steak on this day
I forgot that I don't know how to make them and I don't like how hard the meat is so my dogs ate some quality beef today.

>>81714129
How am I supposed to cook it then? I thought you were supposed marinate all meat.

>>81714140
THIS a lot of issues both right and left wingers can agree on with a little bit of discussion, the only real hardline issues that divide people are abortion and maybe gun rights.

>>81712755
The Big O kicks so much ass, it's such an underrated mecha design and I love its aesthetic with every fiber of my being. I feel like it's really hard to make a unique looking mecha silhouette.

There is one political issue defining the 21st century and that is immigration

>>81714216
There has only ever been one political issue, the people on the other side of it have spent billions of dollars to convince you this year that it's immigration.

Hyper monarchist twink bf where

>>81714229
we are going to fucking kill you

>>81714240
Not if I kill myself first, faggot.

>>81714206
I know right? I need to rewatch it again, it's so good.

>>81714235
European monarchs gave jews rights to things like usury and other bad but necessary practices. The nobles intermarrying all over Europe for alliances made them the first mutts.

>>81714249
I'm gonna be totally honest, I didn't understand the ending. I remember reading some obscure anime blog where some guy reviewed the entire series afterwards and sort of understood it a little better but it still mostly just freaked me out. Still an incredibly spooky and interesting vibe, though.

>>81714256
I recall watching some video about it a long time ago and from what I remember the jist is that they're in some sort of simulation/timeloop and the big robot at the reset them to the beginning, starting the anime all over again forever.
I also read the manga and although it didn't really have a conclusion I still loved the aesthetic and themes of it.

>>81714140
>>81714165
it goes deeper than you may think, down to a lot of fundamental beliefs. hierarchy, superiority and supremacy. vertical vs. horizontal command structures. balancing the well-being of society against the freedom to do bad actions. selfishness vs. community. i think a lot of people don't even really know their own position to be honest, they just have a scattered set of beliefs that don't have any internal structure or consistency between them because they haven't been thoroughly examined.

maybe education would help, but again the information ecosystem is already an unregulated mess by now so it seems a bit hopeless. it's like reality is being deliberately signal jammed by people trying to rewrite it. the jamming probably will get worse with AI, generative media and (in the future) VR.

Would you commit terrorist acts with your bf or are you a bitch made pussy boy

>>81714216
why is immigration a problem? what are the downsides? be honest

>>81714273
I think that maybe everyone being so scattered and contradictory would make it easier to get them to agree with you since they're not really thinking, the only two hardlines imo are abortion and guns.

>>81714283
The amount of time I spend fantasizing about terror attacks is genuinely unhealthy
I don't even own a balaclava

>>81714283
If we'd both really gotten tired of life, sure

>>81714302
mm yea true, i remember seeing a study recently saying that the average person actually has a surprisingly high degree of moral flexibility. especially if it's within a group, and it's being portrayed as acceptable within the context. kinda like the stanford prison experiment. the notable exception they mentioned being autistic people. ... ... i wonder if it's possible to manufacture and spread autism

>>81714305
Are you the one commiting them in the fantasies?
Would you break up with a guy over politics/ideology? I think I wouldn't if he were cute, for cute boys can get away with anything hehe

so anyway maybe instead of becoming a preacher like ol jim casy i'll work on my writing a bit more instead

Happy 4th of july american anons :D

>cute boys can get away with anything
More people need to acknowledge this cute privilege

I need a cute twink bottom bf with a uncut penis preferably white and enjoys getting sloppy rimjobs

Please fill out the boyfriend application forms and send them to me so I can review it and see if you're a suitable match

>>>/gif/29082486
crips(idf) vs hamas(bloods)
imagine

oh boy, it sure would be a shame if someone spanked me *wiggles butt*

>>81714359
maybe instead of turning everyone into real humans there should just be a way to rally the NPCs into doing what you want, like going back to the 10 commandments or electing a king for example.

>>81714283
Only if they aligned with my ideologies (ending the world.) Also it's probably not good to become a terrorist I think.

Commandment number 1
Worship boyfeet

>>81714525
i quickly cross behind you and set a screen so the opposing team cannot approach

>no! he got past me! he's slapping right on your ass!!

>ending the world
h-hi anon!

>>81714544
no, that like reduces human flourishing and agency and violates principles of consent, making the world overall a less moral place. it's important to respect individuals and their human dignity and autonomy.

guys, college is hard :(

You know what else is hard? Everything.

Urge to commit crime instead of waging growing
I reckon if I made one good score I could coast a long time..

>>81714832
1.) Not true.
2.) How is that supposed to make me feel better?

I was going to enjoy some hard cider but then I realized I lost my bottle opener and can't find it anywhere. No intoxicated storyposting tonight :(.

>>81714880
1. Is too.
2. Not everything is about you baka stupid.

>>81714892
You can open a bottle with a fork or if it's a cap you can just use the solid edge of a surface.

I want some gah damn pickles

>>81714906
I finally got it off with a screwdriver but it was a pain, still though after not having it for a while this cider is good.

No pickles found but I have some red wine

>>81715103
Any particular flavor of cider?

>>81715122

Just regular hard cider 'crisp apple' whatever that means. Got it from aldi which seems to be the only place I can find hard cider at all the other grocery stores seem to not sell it all anymore.

ya know what else is hard? my COCK, just kidding, I'm a bottom so it doesn't work anymore.

>>81715240
My life will be complete when I make my bottom fbf cum from anal

>>81715277
this but the other way around :D
good luck nonny.

>>81714482
>I need a cute twink bottom bf with a uncut penis preferably white and enjoys getting sloppy rimjobs
I'm a top but yea I accommodate that.

>top that enjoys getting sloppy rimjobs
need

Average bottom whose cock is about to be sucked and slurped on(by me)

>>81715289
I'm not sure if I got in me anymore to get a bf. I feel exhausted whenever I think about love but I still try occasionally and fail miserably.
>>81715301
hi

>>81715301
What if the top is a hairy masc dude though? that sounds gross

>>81715410
nothing wrong with a bit of hair, nonny. just as long as they keep themselves clean i guess.

>>81715319
yes hi hello lovely to meet you

>>81715410
I can abide hair but would be nice if he at least kept it reasonably groomed

Rimming is nasty, I want a bf who will never rim nor expect to be rimmed.

>>81715416
Are you seriously telling me you would eat out a hairy top's ass so long as he washed it?

Is hating the feel of body hair part of 'tism or no

>>81715436
yeah. absolutely, if it's clean i'm going in, hair or not. ass is ass at the end of the day

>>>/hm/2642565
your thoughts on this r9gay truegays

>>81715470
Not right for a man who looks like that to be presenting himself at that angle as though he is some sort of bottom

>>81715470
10/10. would eat honestly.

>>81715421
>yes hi hello lovely to meet you
You too :)

my butt is hairless btw

>>81715447
I'm a hairy top that wants his ass rimmed but I still find that kind of weird and idk how to feel about it

>>81715697
if you want it then you want it. there's no need to feel weird about it if it's something that you crave for some reason. someone will do it for you eventually, nonny.

My local comic convention is happening this month and you know what that means feeling like it's a great idea to go and then going and feeling depressed because I'm there alone and struggle to find a single other person there alone and then just want to kill myself the entire rest of the day after leaving 1 hour in because risking crying there isn't worth it

boy dinner tonight... 6 ribs, no sides

>>81715814
I had cup noodles, could be worse

>>81715814
Oim avin a fish n chips meself bit rubbish innit wish oid bin of for a bevvy instead

on the upside, i don't think my leg is broken

Brave words for someone in leg-breaking range

>>81715814
having some fried rice from yesterday because my sink is out of commission so I can't cook anything fresh...

im sorry i nuzzled you anon. i promise it wont happen again...

>>81715470
God that's not even my type of guy and that's hot

>>>/hm/2644589
how much is too much

>>81716486
about half that much

>>81714399
Absolutely, I firmly believe that real change can't happen unless people are willing to demonstrate their anger practically.

>>81715814
I haven't had dinner yet, I'm baking an apple pie for my grandpa for 4th of july.

>>81716486
Maybe I'm just bluffing, but I think I'd be down. As long as the hair was clean, at least.

Duality of r9gayer

I wonder how the anti-woke crowd would feel if I don't set up fireworks today

I don't even know where to buy fireworks, I'm not sure they're legal in my neighborhood.

>>81716629
Can you stop posting these I'm trying to do nofap over here

>>81716629
believe it or not this guy is 37, he posts on /trash/ all the time

>>81714432
cat gets more hugs then me

>>81716744
Twink death debunked then

I hope I didn't fuck this one up. The last time I made an apple pie I didn't put enough flour in the filling and it was full of water at the bottom.

>>81716817
That's a weird looking crust but I'm sure it'll be good for the eating, keep us updated

Lavender pie

>>81716831
I'm genuinely shit at pie crust I love baking but I have never made a pie that looks good.
>>81716832
no

>>81716853
pastry is an enormous pain in the ass, every time I try to make it it comes out too soft
I believe in you, anon!

fuck with you from a distance

>>81716888
fuck with you from right behind you

>>81716744
Damn imagine how many chads this bottom has fucked over the years what an absolute whore

the older the fag the more scary and dangerous

>>81716933
Reacharound?

>>81716951
no, donkey punch

I look like this by the way

twink if real

>>81716994
disturbing imagery

For a second I thought my stomach hurt cause I was full and then I remembered I still haven't eaten dinner yet.

>>81716982
Is this just brad as a twinkjak?

Need bf who loves computers as much as I do.
I wonder if coding in pairs is as viable as it is cute?

>>81717060
>Is this just brad as a twinkjak?
Yes lmao.

why hasnt ice deported brad yet? i heard 3ds' whole family was sent away to peru

>>81717089
he's a white man

Fuck, I don't enjoy music anymore. Fuck this gay earth, I'm gonna start drinking again.

i liked his voice a lot. he could have made an income from slutty asmr

Pick a better vice

>>81717143
I already waste enough money on olive oil for it to count as a second vice

brad voice vomit

brad schizobabble

>>81717120
Music is better when you're drunk anyway, remember that I love you and everything is going to be okay

>>81717163
>>81717135
https://voca.ro/1dSPQQdxXITJ

Free performance
https://voca.ro/1kG93gnjaTam

I shizobabble a lot actually. I also scream a good amount of time during it. It worsens when I'm feeling displeased.

>>81717244
lmao nevermind I guess my laptop didn't record any of that

https://vocaroo.com/15m1oKAXLC7Z

>>81717244
no audio

https://voca.ro/19thcwQpXKyO

https://voca.ro/1ev0vWjiVule

>>81717261
>>81717278
https://voca.ro/18FhNQRPX80E

>>81717264
this is such a gem, great post.

>>81717261
That's fucking me up your voice sounds like how mine sounds to me

schizobabble is NOT CUTE

these vocaroo posts are all great, thanks for posting guys :D

>>81717291
https://voca.ro/1m51gmri65rf

the era of voiceposting is back?

Whenever I hear a british male talk with a cute voice I just imagine him trying to speak with my cock in his mouth.

4th of July reparations, open up British boy

>>81717296
I know nonny, but I gotta release the tension somehow.

wow the british accent really is a cheat code

>>81717244
https://voca.ro/1gRjlbBSwOqk
I figured it out for some reason my microphone volume was set to 7%

https://voca.ro/1nCMz0ZtEoys

Brit bf be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjDIAO0sIE

everyone here has shockingly cute voices
we should do like
erotic orgy asmr

>>81717356
I'm gonna masturbate to this comment

>>81717370
thank you, I'm gonna masturbate to your reply!

https://voca.ro/1n0U69kkBvj0

Can't believe you all fell for my CIA psyop that easy

>>81717383
Great post anon! I love you!

>>81717374
https://voca.ro/1dGFTJpJpDDx

>>81717390
I just wanted to sing a song for my gay friends

>>81717392
thanks nonny... Yippee!!

https://vocaroo.com/1RRERd6nzCgQ

>>81717396
That was a lot of aggressive language

dih to yo ass crack

https://youtu.be/SXCSRaiJ3Z0?si=U3574MqJsFFfICv8

I'm afraid to post my current fav albums on /mu/ cuz I'll probably get bullied

>>81717438
/mu/ has a dedicated kpop general. why would you care what they think

several boards have kpop and british perma colonies
this site fell off after m00t died of aids

stroking my cock alone in the basement while my fbf is getting railed by some stranger
ready to die

>>81717474
cuckbot is that you

>>81717482
I don't know who that is I'm just really depressed tonight and having all sorts of bad thoughts

4chan.co.uk

>>>/lgbt/40285942

I had a stroke trying to comprehend this

i think if more gays got into boy love manga they'd be happier

>>81717488
>I'm just really depressed tonight and having all sorts of bad thoughts
Me too man. Me too.

>>81717491
post the thread where a tranner cuts out his balls again and nobodys got issue with it

>>81717491
I'm trying to read this but it's making me giggle how nonsensical it is

>>81717500
I always think to myself "why the fuck do I even drink, I hate drinking" and then I spend a few nights sober and remember

>>81717474
But you don't know that nonny... Think about it, he's probably too shy and timid to do any of that

>>81717510
(You) deserve to be loved, nobody else but just you. You in specific deserve a good bf to stop you from drinking.

Imagine you finally get a bf but your liver fails and you die from all your drinking ahahahahahaha

>>81717521
But if that's the case then how will I ever meet him? We have to find each other somehow by going out and meeting people.
>>81717523
No on the priority list of live I think I'm pretty far down.
>>81717532
It would be a sort of poetic justice for how I've wasted my life.

>>81717492
Those are either really sad stories, or have cute couples which make me sad.

>>81717492
A lot of those are written by women who project their degenerate fantasies onto gay relationships.

would you let a fujo threesome with you and your fbf

>>81717640
yes if I was behind my bf while he impregnated her

>>81717593
>degenerate fantasies
most of them depict the fluffiest relationships imaginable

>>81717649
You just gave me an erection please stop making comments like these

>>81717593
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GENSHIN YAOI WAS MADE BY A W*MAN?
>>81717553
The korean ones tend to suck ass, but the japs aren't half bad at it. Like most content on the net, there's something for anyone

https://files.catbox.moe/rrid67.m4a

gays still listen to car seat headrest right

>>81717809
I concur with this. The Korean manhwas are generally trash but the Japanese manga can vary from simple fluff to depictions on love and life

>>81717837
Compared to other east asians, koreans really failed the whole BL thing. They should play more Genshin using medium male model characters, and have a good long think

giwtwmrn

>>81717871
The sad thing is I think the way their society is makes it difficult for them to comprehend and depict things on a deeper level. You see the same lack of complexity or depth in all their media whether it's kpop, kdramas, manga. I think movies, like Parasite, are the only Korean media I've seen be somewhat consistently good oddly enough.

>>81717892
Can never decide whether I want a power bottom like him, or a complete autist like freminet. This game created some issues in me if you cant tell
>>81717917
Idk. They like high status a lot and do everything to get it. Maybe an inferiority complex from so much oppression?

>>81717946
When it comes to genshin stuff this is what I want

>>81717996
Step brother incest?

every single house near me is shooting off fireworks and scaring my poor kitties. All 9 are huddled around me.

>>81718006
No, but it's nice to see someone atleast have a positive relationship with their brother and not have him so estranged you two talk better through discord than in fucking person, because youre so vastly different in ideas and characters, and youve spent your whole life avoiding being like him and thinking you were in his shadow and can you fucking tell im talking from experience?
>>81717996
They both deserved to be topped by childe, end of discussion (think mao_di had a good drawing of that actually

It's kind of bizarre how femboys went from being something only /b/ degenerates cared about to being totally mainstream in like 15 years.

moochie foochie

>>81718068
Its safe gay, especially when the most popular ones on insta are FtMs.
>Hey bro, Im so unique, i like cute guys bro
No straight man is gonna be turned on by a femboy, unless it is a woman or they are very, very porn brained.

>>81718006
That's nice too but I was mostly referring to rimming a cute twink's asshole like that

>>81718068

femboys are just traps without the dress and /b/ was always into traps.

>>81718094
>femboys are just traps
couldve ended there really
pretty much same shit different colon

>>81718120
>>81718094
Traps are actually trannies not femboys because traps predated femboys they would just stick the label of trap onto shemale porn and call it a trap where as in reality a trap refers to someone that can actually convince you enough that they are a real woman to entrap you which isn't possible because troons are such ugly abominations but there was nothing better at the time so they just said shemales were traps which is completely different and separate from a femboy which is just a cute twink in girly feminine clothing

gay lore dump

>>81718120
>>81718173

I mean /b/ has always liked feminine boys is what I'm trying to say.

It's not gay lore since liking femboys and traps isn't gay

>>81718182
>>81718173
Top tier gaylosophy right here
>>81718203
cope or gaytardation, call it

femboy on femboy is straight sex indeed

Hello.
I don't give a SHIT about Robbie Williams.
I've literally never listen to one of his songs, and I never will.
Good day.

>>81708032
My cock is small :(

>>81718234
I liked him as the genie in alladin, he sings really good in that movie. Funny guy, too, shame what happened.

>>81718209
They all owe me sex btw

>>81717996
I really like these boys,.. >////<

I know it's just the artist showing but the hate the idea of a creampie running down the ass after sex. Plug your hole and hold your bf's cum inside you. That's what I would do if I had a bf.

infinity creampie

>>81718296
So do I and I really think freminet is my fav genshin character

Wish I knew who these anime boys were, it sucks not being a weeb.

>>81718348
Just go onto rule34 and look up the genshin impact tag

>>81718339
I like seeing Aether topping but Freminet is my fav bottom :3 I don't play Genshin but I'm thankful for what they gave us.

>>81718339
Hard to decide for me honestly. There's him, best under the sea and mechanic autist, the bookworm bottom, dainty deacon, fuck so many choices, damn do I love the chinese and their character designs

bf and i like scaralyney

I need this in my life, imagine being held up like this.

>>81718373
Disgusting nigger porn go kill yourself. Btw I'm probably younger looking than you and cuter than u

>>81718371
unbelievably based and adorapilled.
Personal believer of this ship tho

>>81718388
>cuter than u
lmfalolmaotbqhwyf

>>81718395
that too is epic
he came out on ventis bday and rolled for him

>>81718358
>>81718366
I don't actually play genshin I just save the porn but I agree a lot of the characters are very cute

There are actual cute boys with bfs posting here with cute anime stuff and plushies.

I feel intense jealously for something I never could have had or pulled off.

>>81718421
I rolled him three fucking times from the wish, like god damn, I love :3 boy a ton, but three times come on man. I still havent even gotten to try him out, I'm levelling him up, because Xingqiu (another great genshin bottom) is my main hydro character now.
>>81718438
fair. Genshin is a good mobile game, but a mobile game nonetheless. It's biggest contribution will forever be the wild amount of boys in shorts they give us.

>>81718446
Yeah I was feeling good cause of the horny posting going on but now I just feel sad

if only boys existed

>>81718472
n-n-not the suspenders, anything but loose suspenders

>>81718484
i wanna tongue his navel and armpits ToT

>>81718500
Again with the fucking shorts, how hot is it in Teyvat??? DO ALL THE BOYS HAVE TO WEAR SHORTS?

>>81718517
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Aether is such a good top -w-

>>81718517
Everyone's showing off their tummies or shoulders too

with boys that cute and femmy how can you tell whos the top?

>>81718540
They are all evil tempressers that need to be corrected, starting with that deacon of his
>>81718529
Aether is the switch whore of Teyvat in my headcanon. Being gay wasnt even a concept there until he came to them, and enlightened

>>81711758
he was not packing but I liked his pale medium sized dick and yeah I wanted to get fucked by him but he was a little nervous cause it was our first time meeting.
>>81711825
not so much, we stopped talking because he never talked to me first......
>>81711828
not a lot!

I wanna give my fbf bottom a reacharound :(

>>81718660
Nuh uh, suck him off afterward. You both coom in the other and no mess.

>>81718675
Yea I'd gladly suck him off too. I think that'd be an ideal setup for sex with bf. I never got tops who don't suck pp.

I cum so easily there is no way my fbf would get to suck me afterwards, I'd already be done.

>>81718704
I'd take care of you first then or at the very least make sure to catch it with my hand and lick it up.

I love lowballing on fbmp

>>81718732
awwwww, I hope my fbf is as sweet as you <3

Not all that interested in anal but mostly just want a bf to trade BJs with all the time. Anal a few times a year would be great.

I am gay and homophobic.

I am straight and heterophobic.

alr chat, just got off a videocall, gonna go to bed soon. anyone here wanna videocall just bcz? just for like a few mins :p

I'm gonna turn on my camera and you're gonna see my PENIS

I do not want to be targetted by the FBI so no thank you

>>81718837
oh no.. not the omegle cam

>>81718841
the fbi!? are you some kind of criminal anon
im not even american either </3

>>81718841
cute shirt

is that like xl on you?

>>81718881
I stole the pic from jonah but I do have two xl cinnamoroll pj shirts

I can't find any good deals in my area :(

>>81706011 (OP)
to celebrate americas birthday i ate like a fine american goyim, i feel like actual asscheeks

I hope my future boyfriend looks like picrel

And hopefully murders me in the same way

>>81718517
The best guy in genshin my beloved xingqiu.

>>81719579
delicious shota

Return of the uooohhhing?

I put niggas on and all they wanna do is abandon me

pizza
fireworks
chowmein
same-age cousins with children
beer
family asking why im single
america

I FUCKING LOVE BEING THERE FOR DOZENS OF PEOPLE IN MY LIFE WHENEVER THEY NEED ME AND HELPING THEM AND THEN THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR ME IN RETURN WHEN I NEED HELP.

>>81720342
was the pizza good ?

>>81720360
the pizza was store-bought, perfectly adequate

>>81719679
man. the mp40 in general is just literally the perfect embodiment of a cute sho
>incredibly short, young development cycle
>short overall, but its barrel length vs overall length? pretty short lil boi...
>folding stock. folding boys. lil guys are always pretty flexible, easily fits into say, a suitcase
>reproduces by being violently stamped
>liable to go off at the any random, sudden violent jab, shock or shake

>>81720411
I like paratrooper AKs with those funny folding stocks

I'm like him but the twink loser version of him.

>>81720439
sick fuck. the under folders are only...so many...years old. creep.

>>81720411
sex with a gun and children? this is a new low even for you...

Making hard boiled eggs for breakfast, th recipe ladies keep lying to me. There is no good way to cook hard boiled eggs.

Watered my garden, had to spray a bunch of stinky stuff everywhere because deer keep eating our flowers

>>81718841
ANON???? YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME TARGETED BY THE FBI!

Wake the fuck up homos, did you all get blackout drunk on 4th of July and now you're hungover?

>>81718881
thansk anon, i think it's like 2? or 3XL? i can't remember but it's around there
>>81721549
its only like 9am for the amerifags

>>81718825
if only I was awake :(

>>81721564
I AM an Amerifag, I get up at 6 every morning.

I fucking hate how hard it is to do chest exercises. No matter how much I try to concentrate the movement in my pecs, I feel it way more in my arms. Every chest day feels like an arm workout afterwards, I just want to blast my titties, is that so much to ask??? My arms keep jacking my gains.

>>81718841
Jonah was probably the best looking poster on r9gay

>>81721605
Are you sure you're bench pressing correctly?
When I used to work out I had decent titties from benching, I was using starting strength for the most part.

>>81721820
I mean I think so. I've got an arch in my spine that my fist fits under, my shoulder blades are pinched, my arms are at around 30 degrees from the bar, and I am actively clenching my pecs inward to complete the motion. I'm doing everything right in terms of form, as far as I know.

>>81721572
my condolences. not to being american, but to waking up at 6am every morning.
>>81721782
this is very kind, but untrue. thank you though, anon.

>>81721959
Considering how deformed and weird looking all the posters here are name 1 poster that is better looking then you

10:00est
Perfect time for bottom cock breakfast

>>81721991
That's fucking brunch

black lung

I misread that as black hung and thought someone was making a BBC post

BLACKWATER BLACKED

>>81722031
what level of cucked brainrot do you need to be to achieve this

>>81722041
White bottoms did this to me by rejecting me for having a tiny white penis

i got a haircut yesterday and my friend said I looked korean when we vc'd
is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I turn 20 today. Congratulations to myself for 20 years of surviving being useless.

>>81722065
Could you post a picture of a wig that looks like it or a pic of someone else with the same haircut?

>>81722072
Happy birthday anon :D i wish you a great day

>>81722081
you seem underage but thanks nonetheless

>>81722074
Sounds like a struggle, i could maybe send a pic of what i showed my hairdresser/barber or i can send a pic of me in dms

>>81722089
You're welcomee :D

>>81721968
DON'T PUT ME UNDER PRESSURE.

Euro jailbait tempting Amerinons.. correction needed

>>81722096
I'm not adding anyone from here all of these people are evil and will dox people

>>81722139
Okayyy :p ill post a pic later of someone with a similiar hairstyle

>>81722139
>all of these people are evil and will dox people
false. i have not been doxed yet.

>>81722175
This is cause you regularly post yourself and dox yourself plus you're a bottom so the angry bottom mob of r9gay won't dox you because they only have a raging hate boner for tops

I wish I could bash a tops skull in with a lead pipe and watch his brains leak out like an egg uwu

>>81722183
>This is cause you regularly post yourself
very rarely, not occasionally. i think i've posted myself twice on the actual boards nor do i really dox myself.
>plus you're a bottom
little does he know..

I've seen your feet jonah

>>81722193
Posting yourself on the discord and all of it just gets reposted onto here counts
And there's no way you're a top with that face and that body and that fag voice

>>81722188
I hope you do this to me. I hope this can happen to me.

>>81722215
r9gay has a discord? :0

>>81722224
It's technically just fatpostle's discord and it's shit idk if it's even still around I never used it

meow3 is just begging to be groomed and molested

You know what, I'm gonna do it

post disc meowster

>>81722204
who hasn't at this point LOL
>>81722215
eh, fair enough. i wouldn't count that as doxing though. more so addresses and other non online social medias. the top thing... i guess we'll never know
>>81722224
yeah, there's 2. ones a bit shit but i can send you an invite to the actually decent one.

>>81722235
Oh okay :p

>>81722262
noo thank you, alr happened once

>>81722294
erm, i think it's best i dont :3 (ignore the rest of my message)

>>81722301
yeah sure :D and thanks. my disc is ".birbir"

Underage boys throwing themselves at me like as if it's not a psyop
I'm gonna cut every glownigger in half with a katana

Not only am I ostracized and insulted and rejected just for being a top but I'm also outcast and barred from joining discord communities and talking to people I'm not even allowed to talk to people just because I'm a top

The amount of abuse the average top has to endure from bottoms is insane

you're too beta to be a top with your itty bitty clitty and crybaby attitude

>>81722404
>crybaby attitude
You wouldn't last 1 second with the abuse I've had to endure from bottoms so shut the fuck up whore

>>81722355
they're not underage they're cia niggers that glow in the dark.
>>81722374
just own it and grow up. i love being vers nobody will ever get to me because of it!

>>81722439
>vers
Doesn't count because you still bottom so they don't abuse you and ostracize you for being a top like they do to me
And I am owning up to it that's why I'm acknowledging it and saying how it is rather then being in denial

>>81722458
it's only abuse if you let it be abuse, anon.

>>81722466
How do I turn a bottom threatening to kill me and trying to dox me into not abuse?

>>81722474
well you can just turn your screen off and block them

>>81722474
you could have fixed him

Me and jonah taking turns topping each other while you cry in the cuck chair

>>81722482
Yeah I did this but now I can't talk to anyone or join any communities because bottoms want to dox me and harass me because I'm an ugly manlet top and they hate tops

>>81722486
this will never happen im only committed to one man who has barely heard of 4chan
>>81722495
not sure what to say to you desu. maybe it's not the fact they hate tops

Is he hairy jonah?

>>81722495
Never date off discord servers... noted.

>>81722495
post your tiny little top dicklet

>>81722571
aw i completely forgot about this picture. but no he's not really hairy.

>>81722667
I don't want to post any pics of myself on the chan I only post dick pics in my dms
>>81722547
They do hate tops and they're pretty open about it bud

>>81722680
Kill tops. Behead tops. Roundhouse kick a top into the concrete. Slam dunk a top baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy tops. Defecate in a tops food. Launch tops into the sun. Stir fry tops in a wok. Toss tops into active volcanoes. Urinate into a tops gas tank. Judo throw tops into a wood chipper. Twist tops heads off. Report tops to the IRS. Karate chop tops in half. Curb stomp fat ugly tops. Trap tops in quicksand. Crush tops in the trash compactor. Liquefy tops in a vat of acid. Eat tops. Dissect tops. Exterminate tops in the gas chamber. Stomp top skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate tops in the oven. Lobotomize tops. Mandatory abortions for tops. Grind top fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown tops in fried chicken grease. Vaporize tops with a ray gun. Kick old tops down the stairs. Feed tops to alligators. Slice tops with a katana.

>>81722700
Never reply to me again bottom scum your time is coming to an end

that's crazy

anyways, guys should i dye my hair black or keep it as it is? I'm really tempted, i have blonde hair btw

>>81722741
I personally prefer blonde haired boys and they seem more rare so I'm a bit biased

I'll behead you too meow3.0

>>81722741
Try a shade of brown instead if you're going for darker hair, if you go black the blonde roots will make you look like you're balding.

>>81722758
I'll stick to my natural hair then ^^

>>81722760
Uh oh

>>81722763
Yeah true, i hope i don't go bald in the future.

steely where art thou

How much sexual experience would you want your fbf to have?

>>81722912
None, that way I can make him perfect for me

>>81718373
lewd :S
>tfw no supportive understanding father like pcrl

>>81722912
None absolutely none at all I've never been kissed before or had sex before or been in a relationship before and I expect him to be the same

But all bottoms are whores so this is impossible no bottom will ever be able to fulfill this because no bottom is capable of being my equal

anons future fbf be like

>>81722946
You might find a guy like that if you try dating closeted teenagers.
They'll likely go through their self-hating to self-acceptance arc and annihilate your psyche in the process though.

>>81722680
No one hates tops. I don't know where you got that from, but tops are cherished like expensive fragile toys.
>>81722741
Bitch, some people go from brown to blonde and end up looking a mess while few rare blonde wonder if they should dye hair the opposite color. Do what you think, but I don't understand personally why would you want that. If your hair were brown I'd understand, but that's different, there's a reason why hair stylist ask people "Are you sure?" when they go 0-12 and back.

i hate tops

I wanna carry and cuddle a top and let him know he's the one taken care of.

I wanna bash a top's useless dick with a hammer.

I wanna be a buttslut for big bottom cock

I wanna taste big bottom cock and cum

>but tops are cherished like expensive fragile toys.
Haha very funny haha so funny we say thing like it's true but it's common knowledge that it's false haha funny

HAHA WE'RE SO FUCKIN FUNNY AREN'T WE?

>>81723088
that's how you get cum mushrooms, gross at least use a tissue or something.

>>81718173
No, wrong.
Traps: Crossdressing boys feminine enough to convince you that they're female. Still men and can/will present themselves that way if they wish.
Femboys: Feminine but still presenting themselves as boys, would not trick anyone into thinking they're actually female.
Girl (male): Pretty much a transexual that has devoted themselves to becoming a girl 100% of the time, never or rarely in male clothing or male presenting.
Twinks: Skinny, young and hairless men, the least feminine of all these.

>>81723088
My tiny top penis would look like this if I clean shaved it and it didn't have veins

I'd make a top feel absolutely loved and desired for one day, and then completely disappear of the face of the earth to never be found again.
I'm not implying suicide, I exist outside of the bounds of society and peek in whenever I please.

Big Bottom Cock Broadcasting Corporation (BBCBC)

>>81723118
So it would look worse?

I bought a window A/C unit because it's just so hot out, but I don't know if the fat neet arms can lift it up into the window it's heavier than I thought.

>>81723178
How did you survive so long without one
My scrawny ass can do it, you can too

>>81723192

I have central air but it can't keep up when it gets really hot. It needs a little extra help. The main issue I'm concerned about is that the only window with an outlet right next to it is over the kitchen sink which isn't exactly easy to lift an object into.

I feel bad for the thicker guys out there since the heat must be killing them, I for once, am not cold when outside during the day, at night it's still too cold.

>>81723177
Yeah my penis does look worse cause of the veins and hair but I could get rid of the hair but there's nothing I can do about the veins and I really hate how ugly my cock and balls are

god i wish i had a bf with big cock and chubby bod to wash and worship many times each day during summer

>>81723290
There's a chubby boy just like that in Ohio waiting for you :3

My penis is ugly too, check your pretty penis privilege please people.

>>81723253
You think about it wrong, it is indeed pretty, the veins and hair make it prettier and more appealing. You think about it too much...

tops will never understand the maintenance needed to stay cute because they're lazy ugly losers with weird looking tiny penises

People don't talk enough about how difficult it is to have respect as a gay bottom, especially a twink, and how that affects your entire personality in a contradictory manner when you present as a man

Toos need to be fucked by big pretty bottom cocks

>>81723304
The only part of this that is true is that I'm a top and a loser with a weird ugly small 7 inch hairy veiny gross looking penis and will never ever have sex because of it and it's the bottoms fault
>>81723299
You haven't even seen it you don't know how ugly it is

Licking red wine off a bottoms smooth cock

>>81723346
Stop, you're outdoing yourself today! You look ok and your penis looks as good too. You are so unstable, you just need someone to keep you afloat.
>You haven't even seen it
Well, acksh... Whatever, you probably forgot about that already...

think i'm gonna give up being gay, get a job and a house and have sex with a woman. i'm ready for the easy life.

>>81723388
You are not one of the people I showed my penis to I would know and remember if you were

canadian tops are the worst

>>81723416
Don't bother, I know we grew apart. I'm just a bit concerned since you're in a sour mood again, couldn't help but check up on you.

I'm a european top and I get treated worse then everyone so I'm pretty sure bottoms think european tops are the worst

>>81723410
great, please go away, no one sane enough would want to be with a guy like that

euro bottoms owe me their cum

>>81723460
I'm a european bottom, but I don't think that way.

>>81723446
We never grew apart because we were never together stop pretending like you know me It's weird and creepy and bottoms already harass me and annoy me enough stop being mean to me I'm just a poor innocent top being oppressed by the vindictive malevolent bottom horde
>>81723479
I forgot to add I'm not a chad so yes you do hate me and all non chad european tops

>>81723468
no one sane enough for what? you didn't finish your sentence

>>81723410
That's only the easy life if you're a top because women are infinitely easier to deal with then bottoms but if you were a bottom it would be like hell on earth because you'd no longer be able to manipulate and abuse tops into doing whatever you want

>>81723509
I have to go do a thing so it's early bread time

>>81723495
>We never grew apart because we were never together stop pretending
Ok, sure, as you say... I was never trying to be mean to you, I don't like when you get angsty. I'm sorry that I made you feel that way, I was never trying to be your enemy. I don't feel that way about you.

>>81723577
You're weird also you said that you aren't a bottom so this probably explains why you're trying to act so nice to me but the pretending to know me and know what my dick looks like is just weird sir

>>81723609
Please, I didn't think it would trigger you. I just wanted to remind you that you are not that bad, please understand. I'm a bottom, I acknowledge that and I have no alternative agenda, I'm being nice because I want to.
>You're weird
Am I also a creep? :skull:

pathetic top breaks down when a bottom says anything lmao

>>81723637
You said before you were a top with a small penis that only bottoms because he's forced to so you aren't a bottom also you've had sex with multiple guys both as a top and a bottom just wanted to point out that makes you a whore
>>81723679
I'm only breaking down because of the abuse and torment inflicted on me by bottoms because all bottoms are evil and want me to suffer

>>81723697
Why do you think that I sleep around with different guys, at any point of my life? I am a botton, I just grow away with time, I want to put my weewee inside a guy, future bf maybe. I won't talk about how it affects, but your perception is wrong. Please, calm down a little, let's just get into the car. I understand that you feel vulnerable, but I don't mean to put you down or make you feel less than. I thought you'd know, not our first time speaking on it.

>>81723744
Now you've lost me and I have no idea what you're talking about is this a new hue larp or something?

>>81723775
No, I'm just myself. Hue would go on a tangent about trannies and grindr. Please, remember, you know what I'm on about. Just know that you're ok and you look good and nice when you're no that emotional...