Thread 81706011

>>81718841
cute shirt

is that like xl on you?

>>81718881
I stole the pic from jonah but I do have two xl cinnamoroll pj shirts

I can't find any good deals in my area :(

>>81706011 (OP)
to celebrate americas birthday i ate like a fine american goyim, i feel like actual asscheeks

I hope my future boyfriend looks like picrel

And hopefully murders me in the same way

>>81718517
The best guy in genshin my beloved xingqiu.

>>81719579
delicious shota

Return of the uooohhhing?

I put niggas on and all they wanna do is abandon me

pizza
fireworks
chowmein
same-age cousins with children
beer
family asking why im single
america

I FUCKING LOVE BEING THERE FOR DOZENS OF PEOPLE IN MY LIFE WHENEVER THEY NEED ME AND HELPING THEM AND THEN THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR ME IN RETURN WHEN I NEED HELP.

>>81720342
was the pizza good ?

>>81720360
the pizza was store-bought, perfectly adequate

>>81719679
man. the mp40 in general is just literally the perfect embodiment of a cute sho
>incredibly short, young development cycle
>short overall, but its barrel length vs overall length? pretty short lil boi...
>folding stock. folding boys. lil guys are always pretty flexible, easily fits into say, a suitcase
>reproduces by being violently stamped
>liable to go off at the any random, sudden violent jab, shock or shake

>>81720411
I like paratrooper AKs with those funny folding stocks

I'm like him but the twink loser version of him.

>>81720439
sick fuck. the under folders are only...so many...years old. creep.

>>81720411
sex with a gun and children? this is a new low even for you...

Making hard boiled eggs for breakfast, th recipe ladies keep lying to me. There is no good way to cook hard boiled eggs.

Watered my garden, had to spray a bunch of stinky stuff everywhere because deer keep eating our flowers

>>81718841
ANON???? YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME TARGETED BY THE FBI!

Wake the fuck up homos, did you all get blackout drunk on 4th of July and now you're hungover?

>>81718881
thansk anon, i think it's like 2? or 3XL? i can't remember but it's around there
>>81721549
its only like 9am for the amerifags

>>81718825
if only I was awake :(

>>81721564
I AM an Amerifag, I get up at 6 every morning.

I fucking hate how hard it is to do chest exercises. No matter how much I try to concentrate the movement in my pecs, I feel it way more in my arms. Every chest day feels like an arm workout afterwards, I just want to blast my titties, is that so much to ask??? My arms keep jacking my gains.

>>81718841
Jonah was probably the best looking poster on r9gay

>>81721605
Are you sure you're bench pressing correctly?
When I used to work out I had decent titties from benching, I was using starting strength for the most part.

>>81721820
I mean I think so. I've got an arch in my spine that my fist fits under, my shoulder blades are pinched, my arms are at around 30 degrees from the bar, and I am actively clenching my pecs inward to complete the motion. I'm doing everything right in terms of form, as far as I know.

>>81721572
my condolences. not to being american, but to waking up at 6am every morning.
>>81721782
this is very kind, but untrue. thank you though, anon.

>>81721959
Considering how deformed and weird looking all the posters here are name 1 poster that is better looking then you

10:00est
Perfect time for bottom cock breakfast

>>81721991
That's fucking brunch

black lung

I misread that as black hung and thought someone was making a BBC post

BLACKWATER BLACKED

>>81722031
what level of cucked brainrot do you need to be to achieve this

>>81722041
White bottoms did this to me by rejecting me for having a tiny white penis

i got a haircut yesterday and my friend said I looked korean when we vc'd
is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I turn 20 today. Congratulations to myself for 20 years of surviving being useless.

>>81722065
Could you post a picture of a wig that looks like it or a pic of someone else with the same haircut?

>>81722072
Happy birthday anon :D i wish you a great day

>>81722081
you seem underage but thanks nonetheless

>>81722074
Sounds like a struggle, i could maybe send a pic of what i showed my hairdresser/barber or i can send a pic of me in dms

>>81722089
You're welcomee :D

>>81721968
DON'T PUT ME UNDER PRESSURE.

Euro jailbait tempting Amerinons.. correction needed

>>81722096
I'm not adding anyone from here all of these people are evil and will dox people

>>81722139
Okayyy :p ill post a pic later of someone with a similiar hairstyle

>>81722139
>all of these people are evil and will dox people
false. i have not been doxed yet.

>>81722175
This is cause you regularly post yourself and dox yourself plus you're a bottom so the angry bottom mob of r9gay won't dox you because they only have a raging hate boner for tops

I wish I could bash a tops skull in with a lead pipe and watch his brains leak out like an egg uwu

>>81722183
>This is cause you regularly post yourself
very rarely, not occasionally. i think i've posted myself twice on the actual boards nor do i really dox myself.
>plus you're a bottom
little does he know..

I've seen your feet jonah

>>81722193
Posting yourself on the discord and all of it just gets reposted onto here counts
And there's no way you're a top with that face and that body and that fag voice

>>81722188
I hope you do this to me. I hope this can happen to me.

>>81722215
r9gay has a discord? :0

>>81722224
It's technically just fatpostle's discord and it's shit idk if it's even still around I never used it

meow3 is just begging to be groomed and molested

You know what, I'm gonna do it

post disc meowster

>>81722204
who hasn't at this point LOL
>>81722215
eh, fair enough. i wouldn't count that as doxing though. more so addresses and other non online social medias. the top thing... i guess we'll never know
>>81722224
yeah, there's 2. ones a bit shit but i can send you an invite to the actually decent one.

>>81722235
Oh okay :p

>>81722262
noo thank you, alr happened once

>>81722294
erm, i think it's best i dont :3 (ignore the rest of my message)

>>81722301
yeah sure :D and thanks. my disc is ".birbir"

Underage boys throwing themselves at me like as if it's not a psyop
I'm gonna cut every glownigger in half with a katana

Not only am I ostracized and insulted and rejected just for being a top but I'm also outcast and barred from joining discord communities and talking to people I'm not even allowed to talk to people just because I'm a top

The amount of abuse the average top has to endure from bottoms is insane

you're too beta to be a top with your itty bitty clitty and crybaby attitude

>>81722404
>crybaby attitude
You wouldn't last 1 second with the abuse I've had to endure from bottoms so shut the fuck up whore

>>81722355
they're not underage they're cia niggers that glow in the dark.
>>81722374
just own it and grow up. i love being vers nobody will ever get to me because of it!

>>81722439
>vers
Doesn't count because you still bottom so they don't abuse you and ostracize you for being a top like they do to me
And I am owning up to it that's why I'm acknowledging it and saying how it is rather then being in denial

>>81722458
it's only abuse if you let it be abuse, anon.

>>81722466
How do I turn a bottom threatening to kill me and trying to dox me into not abuse?

>>81722474
well you can just turn your screen off and block them

>>81722474
you could have fixed him

Me and jonah taking turns topping each other while you cry in the cuck chair

>>81722482
Yeah I did this but now I can't talk to anyone or join any communities because bottoms want to dox me and harass me because I'm an ugly manlet top and they hate tops

>>81722486
this will never happen im only committed to one man who has barely heard of 4chan
>>81722495
not sure what to say to you desu. maybe it's not the fact they hate tops

Is he hairy jonah?

>>81722495
Never date off discord servers... noted.

>>81722495
post your tiny little top dicklet

>>81722571
aw i completely forgot about this picture. but no he's not really hairy.

>>81722667
I don't want to post any pics of myself on the chan I only post dick pics in my dms
>>81722547
They do hate tops and they're pretty open about it bud

>>81722680
Kill tops. Behead tops. Roundhouse kick a top into the concrete. Slam dunk a top baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy tops. Defecate in a tops food. Launch tops into the sun. Stir fry tops in a wok. Toss tops into active volcanoes. Urinate into a tops gas tank. Judo throw tops into a wood chipper. Twist tops heads off. Report tops to the IRS. Karate chop tops in half. Curb stomp fat ugly tops. Trap tops in quicksand. Crush tops in the trash compactor. Liquefy tops in a vat of acid. Eat tops. Dissect tops. Exterminate tops in the gas chamber. Stomp top skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate tops in the oven. Lobotomize tops. Mandatory abortions for tops. Grind top fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown tops in fried chicken grease. Vaporize tops with a ray gun. Kick old tops down the stairs. Feed tops to alligators. Slice tops with a katana.

>>81722700
Never reply to me again bottom scum your time is coming to an end

that's crazy

anyways, guys should i dye my hair black or keep it as it is? I'm really tempted, i have blonde hair btw

>>81722741
I personally prefer blonde haired boys and they seem more rare so I'm a bit biased

I'll behead you too meow3.0

>>81722741
Try a shade of brown instead if you're going for darker hair, if you go black the blonde roots will make you look like you're balding.

>>81722758
I'll stick to my natural hair then ^^

>>81722760
Uh oh

>>81722763
Yeah true, i hope i don't go bald in the future.

steely where art thou

How much sexual experience would you want your fbf to have?

>>81722912
None, that way I can make him perfect for me

>>81718373
lewd :S
>tfw no supportive understanding father like pcrl

>>81722912
None absolutely none at all I've never been kissed before or had sex before or been in a relationship before and I expect him to be the same

But all bottoms are whores so this is impossible no bottom will ever be able to fulfill this because no bottom is capable of being my equal

anons future fbf be like

>>81722946
You might find a guy like that if you try dating closeted teenagers.
They'll likely go through their self-hating to self-acceptance arc and annihilate your psyche in the process though.

>>81722680
No one hates tops. I don't know where you got that from, but tops are cherished like expensive fragile toys.
>>81722741
Bitch, some people go from brown to blonde and end up looking a mess while few rare blonde wonder if they should dye hair the opposite color. Do what you think, but I don't understand personally why would you want that. If your hair were brown I'd understand, but that's different, there's a reason why hair stylist ask people "Are you sure?" when they go 0-12 and back.

i hate tops

I wanna carry and cuddle a top and let him know he's the one taken care of.

I wanna bash a top's useless dick with a hammer.

I wanna be a buttslut for big bottom cock

I wanna taste big bottom cock and cum

>but tops are cherished like expensive fragile toys.
Haha very funny haha so funny we say thing like it's true but it's common knowledge that it's false haha funny

HAHA WE'RE SO FUCKIN FUNNY AREN'T WE?

>>81723088
that's how you get cum mushrooms, gross at least use a tissue or something.

>>81718173
No, wrong.
Traps: Crossdressing boys feminine enough to convince you that they're female. Still men and can/will present themselves that way if they wish.
Femboys: Feminine but still presenting themselves as boys, would not trick anyone into thinking they're actually female.
Girl (male): Pretty much a transexual that has devoted themselves to becoming a girl 100% of the time, never or rarely in male clothing or male presenting.
Twinks: Skinny, young and hairless men, the least feminine of all these.

>>81723088
My tiny top penis would look like this if I clean shaved it and it didn't have veins

I'd make a top feel absolutely loved and desired for one day, and then completely disappear of the face of the earth to never be found again.
I'm not implying suicide, I exist outside of the bounds of society and peek in whenever I please.

Big Bottom Cock Broadcasting Corporation (BBCBC)

>>81723118
So it would look worse?

I bought a window A/C unit because it's just so hot out, but I don't know if the fat neet arms can lift it up into the window it's heavier than I thought.

>>81723178
How did you survive so long without one
My scrawny ass can do it, you can too

>>81723192

I have central air but it can't keep up when it gets really hot. It needs a little extra help. The main issue I'm concerned about is that the only window with an outlet right next to it is over the kitchen sink which isn't exactly easy to lift an object into.

I feel bad for the thicker guys out there since the heat must be killing them, I for once, am not cold when outside during the day, at night it's still too cold.

>>81723177
Yeah my penis does look worse cause of the veins and hair but I could get rid of the hair but there's nothing I can do about the veins and I really hate how ugly my cock and balls are

god i wish i had a bf with big cock and chubby bod to wash and worship many times each day during summer

>>81723290
There's a chubby boy just like that in Ohio waiting for you :3

My penis is ugly too, check your pretty penis privilege please people.

>>81723253
You think about it wrong, it is indeed pretty, the veins and hair make it prettier and more appealing. You think about it too much...

tops will never understand the maintenance needed to stay cute because they're lazy ugly losers with weird looking tiny penises

People don't talk enough about how difficult it is to have respect as a gay bottom, especially a twink, and how that affects your entire personality in a contradictory manner when you present as a man

Toos need to be fucked by big pretty bottom cocks

>>81723304
The only part of this that is true is that I'm a top and a loser with a weird ugly small 7 inch hairy veiny gross looking penis and will never ever have sex because of it and it's the bottoms fault
>>81723299
You haven't even seen it you don't know how ugly it is

Licking red wine off a bottoms smooth cock

>>81723346
Stop, you're outdoing yourself today! You look ok and your penis looks as good too. You are so unstable, you just need someone to keep you afloat.
>You haven't even seen it
Well, acksh... Whatever, you probably forgot about that already...

think i'm gonna give up being gay, get a job and a house and have sex with a woman. i'm ready for the easy life.

>>81723388
You are not one of the people I showed my penis to I would know and remember if you were

canadian tops are the worst

>>81723416
Don't bother, I know we grew apart. I'm just a bit concerned since you're in a sour mood again, couldn't help but check up on you.

I'm a european top and I get treated worse then everyone so I'm pretty sure bottoms think european tops are the worst

>>81723410
great, please go away, no one sane enough would want to be with a guy like that

euro bottoms owe me their cum

>>81723460
I'm a european bottom, but I don't think that way.

>>81723446
We never grew apart because we were never together stop pretending like you know me It's weird and creepy and bottoms already harass me and annoy me enough stop being mean to me I'm just a poor innocent top being oppressed by the vindictive malevolent bottom horde
>>81723479
I forgot to add I'm not a chad so yes you do hate me and all non chad european tops

>>81723468
no one sane enough for what? you didn't finish your sentence

>>81723410
That's only the easy life if you're a top because women are infinitely easier to deal with then bottoms but if you were a bottom it would be like hell on earth because you'd no longer be able to manipulate and abuse tops into doing whatever you want

>>81723509
I have to go do a thing so it's early bread time

>>81723495
>We never grew apart because we were never together stop pretending
Ok, sure, as you say... I was never trying to be mean to you, I don't like when you get angsty. I'm sorry that I made you feel that way, I was never trying to be your enemy. I don't feel that way about you.

>>81723577
You're weird also you said that you aren't a bottom so this probably explains why you're trying to act so nice to me but the pretending to know me and know what my dick looks like is just weird sir

>>81723609
Please, I didn't think it would trigger you. I just wanted to remind you that you are not that bad, please understand. I'm a bottom, I acknowledge that and I have no alternative agenda, I'm being nice because I want to.
>You're weird
Am I also a creep? :skull:

pathetic top breaks down when a bottom says anything lmao

>>81723637
You said before you were a top with a small penis that only bottoms because he's forced to so you aren't a bottom also you've had sex with multiple guys both as a top and a bottom just wanted to point out that makes you a whore
>>81723679
I'm only breaking down because of the abuse and torment inflicted on me by bottoms because all bottoms are evil and want me to suffer

>>81723697
Why do you think that I sleep around with different guys, at any point of my life? I am a botton, I just grow away with time, I want to put my weewee inside a guy, future bf maybe. I won't talk about how it affects, but your perception is wrong. Please, calm down a little, let's just get into the car. I understand that you feel vulnerable, but I don't mean to put you down or make you feel less than. I thought you'd know, not our first time speaking on it.

>>81723744
Now you've lost me and I have no idea what you're talking about is this a new hue larp or something?

>>81723775
No, I'm just myself. Hue would go on a tangent about trannies and grindr. Please, remember, you know what I'm on about. Just know that you're ok and you look good and nice when you're no that emotional...