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Anonymous No.81706599 [Report] >>81706605 >>81706606 >>81706616 >>81706618 >>81706622 >>81706651 >>81706679 >>81706689 >>81706776 >>81707097
Moids:
>I DESERVE A STACY WITH BIG BOOBS AND BUTT!

Also moids:
>I will not work! I will not take any responsibility. I will not make any money! All I'm going to do is play video games!

And that just shows moids want to be play pretend. You do not deserve any benefits like a relationship without taking on adult responsibilities. No work, no food, no life partner, no benefits. Period.
Anonymous No.81706605 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
>I DESERVE A STACY WITH BIG BOOBS AND BUTT!
No, just don't be fat.
>I will not work! I will not take any responsibility. I will not make any money! All I'm going to do is play video games!
But I both work and play video games?
Anonymous No.81706606 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
BUT MOMMMMM! I REALLY WANT IT!
Anonymous No.81706616 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
ok? fuck off and leave me alone
Anonymous No.81706618 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
work? seasonal
responsibility? debatable
money? around 3000$
video games? only multiplayer with friends

You sopping wet yet? maybe want to play some minecraft together?
Anonymous No.81706622 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
I have been working for a decade, living alone for 6+ years now: where's my gf?
Anonymous No.81706647 [Report]
But Im not like that. I don't deserve it. I just deserve to look away or run away every time a sea monkey walk pass them, is that too much to ask for? I bet if I was a Chad they wouldn't give me this treatment
Anonymous No.81706651 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
I know so many dudes who dont do any of the following and are actually a blight on society by selling drugs or robbing literal children and they are drowning in pussy. Explain that foid.
Anonymous No.81706655 [Report]
honestly i don't even want a woman
a friend invited us to her apartment tomorrow
for the holiday (independence day)
i have a crush on one of her friends
she will probably be there
honestly
im getting high off the idea of telling them no
pretty sure this girl likes me back
so it'll be funny to think that she's confused
in my absence
probably for the best
for her sake
xd
im probably deluding myself though
makes me feel better i guess
im still not gonna go
women just suck
literally
Anonymous No.81706674 [Report]
Correct, if we don't get it then the killings won't stop.
Anonymous No.81706679 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
>Moids
>blahhh blah blahbkahblbhalabkgav blhahhhh
>Also moids
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>blahhh blahh blah blah blah blahh blahh vlahhh

Great thread OP
Anonymous No.81706689 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
>anime image
>shitpost

into the trash it goes, its that simple
Anonymous No.81706776 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
okay fine FINE FUCKING FINE she only has to have a big butt
Anonymous No.81706884 [Report]
I like slim and flatter girls
Whats up girl whats your deal?
Wanna fuck?
Anonymous No.81707014 [Report]
Men don't deserve anything. They are shit.
Anonymous No.81707097 [Report]
>>81706599 (OP)
I agree. You should get a six figure job to afford a big boob big butt stacy neetwife like me.