Thread 81709364

I was a 2-3 monsters a day kind of guy
I would only ever drink water because I didn't want to drink my monster too quickly from gulping it down due to dehydration

Here were my symptoms from 2-3 monsters a day
>insomnia
>heart palpitations
>painful bloating
>heart burn
>sore throat
>brain fog

Then after 3 years and thousands of dollars wasted I stopped buying monsters
And for 3 days I was extremely drowsy and fatigued I would sleep 10 hours and then wake up exhausted, my muscles were aching and I had a bad migrain, but in one week I felt the healthiest I had been in 3 years.

Stop drinking monster, coffee and anything with caffeine

>>81709364 (OP)
Why? it's just lile alcohol just dont abused of it
I drink a can of RockStar a week and I'm fine

>>81709364 (OP)
You're not wrong, but this shit (the white one) is a godsend when on a diet

Your addiction made you a retard, simple as. Your conclusion suggests that you still is retarded or that you were a retard from the beginning

>>81709364 (OP)
>I was a 2-3 monsters a day kind of guy
i don't drink anything that much
stopped reading there, fix your addiction problem

>>81709364 (OP)
>Stop drinking monster, coffee and anything with caffeine
Or don't be completely fucking retarded about it and just stick with ~200ml a day and you're good.

i only drink 1 every couple days because i hate having to take a piss every 20 minutes

>>81709522
how does it taste? is it more bitter than normal soda? is it tangy? does it have a slight metallic aftertaste? is it fizzy?

also, it doesn't have caffeine right? i was told that it does but that's wrong, correct

>>81709364 (OP)
I have done the same in the past, for weeks at a time, and never experienced any of this, but I was also only drinking the white cans.

>>81709364 (OP)
>Stop drinking monster, coffee and anything with caffeine
...
>I was downing a bottle of whiskey every day therefore everyone is as stupid as me and no one should drink at all
>I lost my job since I was watching porn at work and got caught, therefore everyone is as stupid as me and porn should be banned and we should all do nofap
>whenever I pick up a loaded firearm I fantasize about shooting up schools therefore everyone is as deranged as me and guns are bad

Or maybe I'll just have my coffee in the morning and avoid colorful industrial bullshit with 500mg of caffeine per bottle? Get your shit together, OP.

Ive only gained power and endurance drinking energy drinks. You are sitting at a computer drinking 3 a day, and probably eating chips, wondering why you feel sick. Anyone physically active know they help.

>1L glass bottle with Gatorade powder(between 4 and 5x cheaper than the plastic bottles and no more mountains of empty g80rade bottle) to chug off the alcohol from going to sleep
>caffeine pills 200mg before dragging self to shower for night shift
>amphetamine 10mg before dragging self to shower
>nicotine idk mg, I suck the robodick while shitting my brains out from caffeine and adderall while waiting for my ghetto pos water heater to get hot
>sip cold brew green tea all night at work(1 tablespoon of tea per liter, sit for 24 hours)
>chug wine to fall asleep
Not ideal but it keeps me employed. Waging is already trading lifespan for monet. Burn a little span to make trading life for moolah run a little easier.
Literally everyone with a job is on adderall and xanax, so you can't compete without using some kind of drugs. I'm best at thinking stuff and high adrenaline scenarios, rarely seen in my current job. My bedside manners are shit and I'm a weird sperg. If I can't save lives or help others by telling them what to do in confusing situation I must find job security in another way. So I overhauled the system of paperwork they use. It's easier and faster, more detailed, better all around, but only I'm able to put it together and understanding the criteria needed for what gets put where. So even if I suck they would be hesitant to axe me just because I have got my tentacles buried deep in the administrative side. And that's what's most important, being so useful they can't drop you ever if they wanted too. Not the best or worst at my job, but the pencil pushing chaos, I shield them from much of it, and for this reason can't be fired.

>>81709364 (OP)
Coffee is okay, monster isnt

I like to drink matcha tea with oat milk from Wawa. It's gud.

Been there myself. Literal goyjuice. Never consume this poison.
>Anyone physically active know they help
Fucking kek. How about drink water like humans did forever until a few years ago.

>>81709364 (OP)
>Describes symptoms of caffeine intoxication after a clear overconsumption
>Concludes that caffeine is inherently bad and shouldn't be drank

>>81709364 (OP)
>Stop drinking monster, coffee and anything with caffeine
You're absolutely retarded. Don't try and give any more advice on this website please.

>>81710709
>noooo you can't call out my addiction!!!

>>81709364 (OP)

>Stop drinking literal poison and you will feel better

Wow thanks op you enormous faggot

>>81710635
/thread origamio

>>81709364 (OP)
You abused the substance so you suffered the consequences that substance abuse brings.
It's good thing you got out of it, bit of a shame your life is a cautionary tale though, do better moving forward.

>>81709364 (OP)
>insomnia
>heart palpitations
>painful bloating
>heart burn
>sore throat
>brain fog

yet you continued to buy and consume these drinks for THREE years

Im not taking advice from you OP lmao

>wow this judaic drink with all kinds of unhealthy chemicals and more caffeine than needed... is le bad for me???
Anyway congrats for realizing you fell for marketing memes. Smoking is healthier than these.

>>81709364 (OP)
I quit caffeine completely and yeah I honestly feel better. It was making my anxiety worse, even just one cup of coffee a day

>>81710834
>yet you continued to buy and consume these drinks for THREE years
it's tasty

>>81709729
Monster tastes like any soda really but less bitter and more fizzy then coke. It's full of sugar and vitamins, so it's very artificially sweet, and it has caffeine (just read the label, man). You will also be able to feel your heart beating after tasting it, it's not worth.