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Anonymous No.81712738 [Report] >>81712757 >>81712849 >>81713103 >>81713271 >>81713517 >>81713574
whenever I'm reminded people are having sex I want to split my head my head open with a machete
Anonymous No.81712754 [Report] >>81712805
how i feel about friendhavers
Anonymous No.81712757 [Report] >>81712805
>>81712738 (OP)
I want to split their head open first but same
Anonymous No.81712796 [Report] >>81712805
Its the male equivalent of rape to be an incel. Sexually, women win if they can choose the best mate and lose if they get raped. Men win if they can compete for females and lose if they can't breed. Seeing others have sex is just rubbing it in that you are seen as worthless and powerless to change that.
Anonymous No.81712805 [Report]
>>81712754
Trying to make friend as a virgin male = turned into a verbal punching bag for sexhavers

>>81712757
I alternate

>>81712796
Fax
Anonymous No.81712816 [Report] >>81712934
That meme is shit, I consider it Adriana Lima advertising.
Buy an ad
Anonymous No.81712849 [Report] >>81712934
>>81712738 (OP)
>whenever I'm reminded
it used to bother me as well until I really thought it thru. PEOPLE are having sex, that is true, but also that YOU can also have sex if you just bottom. It's unlikely for women to ever give you a chance but if you
>lose weight
>change your diet so that you become naturally not stinky and soft
>dress nice
>be very clean
you can literally have as much sex as a bottom on demand, no need to fix your personality which has no solution
Anonymous No.81712934 [Report] >>81713055
>>81712816
I think it's funny idk mane

>>81712849
>but also that YOU can also have sex if you just bottom
I'm not a faggot, that's like suggesting I eat dogshit
Anonymous No.81713055 [Report]
>>81712934
>I'm not a faggot
enjoy never having sex
Anonymous No.81713103 [Report]
>>81712738 (OP)
Accurate portrayal of 'femcels'
Anonymous No.81713271 [Report] >>81713370 >>81713475
>>81712738 (OP)
IKR. They live in an alternate universe. A sexless life is no life.
Anonymous No.81713370 [Report] >>81713394 >>81713475
>>81713271
>MUH DIK

how did whites become so stupid
Anonymous No.81713394 [Report]
>>81713370
Oh, fuck off. Fuck apps and social media ruined everything for non-Chads.
Anonymous No.81713475 [Report]
>>81713271
>A sexless life is no life.
Never began, as they say

>>81713370
How does that make us stupid exactly. Should we only care about slavery and the spice trade
Anonymous No.81713517 [Report] >>81713694
>>81712738 (OP)
I cant wrap my head around it so for me it's more of a feeling of "oh people actually do that and it's not just porn" because all my life the only form of sex I was exposed to was porn. And obviously that comes with downsides, like not being attuned to the reality of coitus. Would I like to experience it one day? Yes, but not bad enough I'll torture myself over it. Because you gotta think, in reality sex is probably smellier than what it looks like. Can't be that glorious imagining the smell. And my hand is a pro, I would pay my hand money for how fast it gets me off.
Anonymous No.81713574 [Report] >>81713694 >>81713774
>>81712738 (OP)
Its a bit like money. Once you get a large amount of money getting even more money is easy. Once you successfully have sex you realize how easy it is to keep getting sex. You learn when it's appropriate to ask for it and you also learn that it's not a big deal if you get turned down. Because hey you did it once so you can obviously do it again.

Incels much like poor people never get sex (or money in the case of poors) so the idea of what steps to take to even get it in the first place are just completely alien to them. They live their lives thinking its some magical impossible difficult process when really their entire problem is that the missed out on getting it initially and have no standard of reference for how to get it.
Anonymous No.81713694 [Report] >>81713774 >>81713797
>>81713517
>>81713574
It's like finding out santa isn't real, over and over again. Everybody else is in on it, while you're an ostracized little boy that's always going to be behind
Anonymous No.81713774 [Report]
>>81713574
>Incels much like poor people never get sex (or money in the case of poors) so the idea of what steps to take to even get it in the first place are just completely alien to them. They live their lives thinking its some magical impossible difficult process when really their entire problem is that the missed out on getting it initially and have no standard of reference for how to get it.
As a poor incel, this is painfully true.
>>81713694
Brutal and also true.
Anonymous No.81713797 [Report]
>>81713694
>He's rotting you know
What a relevent image macro. 5 star post. Succinct, brutal. Real.