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Anonymous No.81712739 [Report] >>81712818 >>81712829 >>81712869 >>81712921 >>81712963 >>81712970 >>81712981 >>81714570 >>81714767 >>81714785 >>81714971 >>81715044
Dicklet cope
>Dude, don't worry if you dick is only 5.5 inches. Women prefer average dicks long-term; they only want big dicks for hookups!!

If you date a girl who did hookups. You lost in life. If you date a girl who has touched so many dicks she has a "type" of prefered dick; a girl who sucked so many cucks that she has a preferred size. You fucking lost in life.

And imagine now. Your dick not being hookup material. Your dick is just boyfriend material. You're not actually making her horny. You just make her feel safe.

Imagine what she thinks of you. "Oh, anon's dick is smaller than I'm used to. I fucked so many Chads with gigantic dicks. I had multiple orgasms. I'm tired of that now. His dick is nice, it's small but OK".

This is just alpha-fucks, beta bux. It's just women tired of the cock carousel and finding a beta loser to be safe. And women sell this shit as a whitepill
Anonymous No.81712818 [Report]
>>81712739 (OP)
6.5"x5" is basically average in the west dude... maybe a little below nowadays. that's like the bare minimum women are going to expect a guy to be. i didn't even know people with dicks smaller than 6.5"x5" browsed 4chan, most people here are way bigger than me and i'm 7"x5" and still feel small/skinny. are you asian or indian perhaps?
Anonymous No.81712829 [Report] >>81712852 >>81712929
>>81712739 (OP)
can you stop with the demorilzation
we are on r9k none of us are getting gfs anyways dont understand who you are talking to?
Anonymous No.81712847 [Report] >>81712863 >>81712877
Women don't care about dick size at all. If you do you're
a) homosexual
b) bad at sex anyway
Anonymous No.81712852 [Report] >>81712901
>>81712829
what is the demoralization aspect of this post? most of this board and site has huge pornstar tier dicks.
Anonymous No.81712863 [Report]
>>81712847
>Women don't care about dick size at all.
those are called lesbians. who use big dildos and strap ons anyways.
Anonymous No.81712869 [Report] >>81712884
>>81712739 (OP)
What's even the point of this when the averages are so similar?
You think the average woman can sus out that .2 in?
Anonymous No.81712877 [Report]
>>81712847
>Bad at sex
Just lick her taint bro, you don't want to be bad at sex.
She let dozens of other men raw-nut inside and then leave. She's constantly bitching about how men are bad at sex.

Prove her wrong! Be the first one to lick the taint of the whore who likes going after STD ridden criminals
Anonymous No.81712884 [Report] >>81712943
>>81712869
no probably not. which is why length is ultimately cope past like 6.5" and girth matters a billion times more. i'm going to assume all dicks feel the same for women until you start getting into 7"x5.5" and bigger territory.
Anonymous No.81712901 [Report]
>>81712852
>most of this board and site has huge pornstar tier dicks
then they should fuck off because they are normies XP
Anonymous No.81712910 [Report] >>81712925 >>81712927
People on this board just aren't aware of how common hookup culture is and how many people have sex. It's sad and weird. Cause I would say even nerds back in the day could find someone.
Anonymous No.81712921 [Report]
>>81712739 (OP)
>tfw i will never get to have sex because my dick is only 6" x 4.5"
Anonymous No.81712925 [Report]
>>81712910
i'm 33 and women always found me creepy and weird because i'm ugly. will probably die a virgin.
Anonymous No.81712927 [Report]
>>81712910
not all of us are filthy degenerates
Anonymous No.81712929 [Report] >>81712969
>>81712829
no one here is ever getting a gf but dick size determines if you get to bottom to top, prostate orgasms >>> penetration so who's the real winner
Anonymous No.81712943 [Report] >>81712952
>>81712884
Mfw 6.2x5.4 bonepressed
Too bad ive only used it twice. Face and height matter far more
Anonymous No.81712952 [Report] >>81713091
>>81712943
better than my permavirgin 7"x5" pencil.
Anonymous No.81712958 [Report] >>81713067
Is that bone pressed or not bone pressed? And where on the penis was the girth measured? Also, show the distribution of preference as well.
Anonymous No.81712963 [Report]
>>81712739 (OP)
7.5 length mininum
5.8 girth minimum

Lack either, commit suicide, I am a tranny so my opinion on dick size is legit as my hole is tighter and more pressured than a womans
Anonymous No.81712969 [Report] >>81713041
>>81712929
i dont even know what those words mean so
i am the real winner
Anonymous No.81712970 [Report] >>81715231
>>81712739 (OP)
Women, why would you CHOOSE to be stuck with a small dick forever if you like bigger dicks?
Anonymous No.81712981 [Report] >>81713036 >>81714585
>>81712739 (OP)
The average BBC is 9 inches. Compete against that
Anonymous No.81713036 [Report] >>81713102
>>81712981
you joke but there legit is an actual black anon with a 9" thick dick. i think it was the only legit measured 9" i've ever seen on this site. i think he posted here and on /soc/ a few times but i haven't seen him for years. took legit not cheating measurements and everything. even said he had sex a few times solely because of his size but he didn't really think about the size much since it was normal to him. probably a legit one in a million size. makes me feel small though because guys with actual big dicks are so laid back about it since they have no reason to ever be insecure or obsessed over size.
Anonymous No.81713041 [Report] >>81713115
>>81712969
>i dont even know what those words mean so
every word I used is common language on this board, go back tourist
Anonymous No.81713067 [Report]
>>81712958
Bone pressed is chubby cope.
If you brag about 7 inches but your fat turned it into 6 inches. Then for women, your dick is just 6 inches. Stop coping. Just lose weight
Anonymous No.81713091 [Report] >>81713094
>>81712952
How is that permavirgin? I'd trade in a heartbeat. It looks bigger on camera since it's longer compared to its diameter. A woman won't know your girth until you're inside her and by that point she's already yours, unless she's a massive slut
Anonymous No.81713094 [Report]
>>81713091
nah length is cope. women care about girth a lot more and would prefer yours 10/10 times.
Anonymous No.81713102 [Report] >>81713311
>>81713036
Personally I'm a dicklet at 7.5 inches erect. I will never satisfy a woman!
Anonymous No.81713115 [Report]
>>81713041
>go back tourist
yea because sex having is typical here and everyone here is a normie sexhaver like you
you need to go back
Anonymous No.81713311 [Report]
>>81713102
depends on your girth. i would consider myself a legit dicklet in 2025 at 7"x5" because of my average girth and dickflation.
Anonymous No.81714537 [Report]
pretty crazy to think my mental health would be a billion times better and i would gain the drive to improve my life circumstances if i had an objectively big dick and not a pencil pp. i think about it a lot. as i am now there's a 99.9% chance i will die a kissless virgin because of my unfortunate genetics and thus i have zero desire to do anything but NEET rotmaxx.
Anonymous No.81714570 [Report]
>>81712739 (OP)
This post would be more effective if the number you used was 7.5 instead of 5.5 since most men on r9k are at least 7 and above.
Anonymous No.81714585 [Report]
>>81712981
Storm fags and white nationalists btfo
Anonymous No.81714649 [Report] >>81714868
I'm 8.5 length and 6 girth.
Doesn't do me much good since I haven't used it in so long.
Anonymous No.81714697 [Report]
Can anyone here tell a sea monkey know method to make a dick grow longer?
Anonymous No.81714712 [Report]
Can anyone here tell a sea monkey a method on how to make a dick grow longer?
Anonymous No.81714767 [Report] >>81714882
>>81712739 (OP)
>tfw 6.5x5.3 inches
Unironically sucks wearing khakis sometimes because I gotta be careful with muh bulge if I get even slightly chubbed up.
Anonymous No.81714785 [Report]
>>81712739 (OP)
If I'm staying with a girl, I'm wearing the dick sleeve. 5.5 inches is not enough, but with one of these of the correct size and shape and vibration, she'd feel the same or more pleasure.

The best part is that men with bigger cocks can't fit into as many sleeves and wouldn't be willing to try it in the first place. I am the only guy I know who is willing to do this.
Anonymous No.81714868 [Report] >>81714987
>>81714649
post it with a ruler and timestamp or you are full of shit.
Anonymous No.81714882 [Report]
>>81714767
That is a micropenis according to 4chan. Better get the rope dude.
Anonymous No.81714971 [Report]
>>81712739 (OP)
most women dont even know what 6 inches is. most people dont know unless they have a trained eye like craftsmen
Anonymous No.81714987 [Report] >>81715006
>>81714868
I'm not posting my dick on 4chan for you.
Go goon to something else.
Anonymous No.81715006 [Report] >>81715025
>>81714987
Then you admit to being a larping faggot. Why mention your dick size if you aren't willing to prove it? Anyone can say anything on the internet. Next time shut up. You are acting like the troons on here who claim to be women. Facts don't care about your feelings. Accept the fact you are a dicklet and move on.
Anonymous No.81715025 [Report]
>>81715006
If that were true, why are you the only one worked up?
If my 'LARP' failed I'd have to lash out at you like every dark triad narcissist.
Anonymous No.81715044 [Report] >>81715244
>>81712739 (OP)
Female here, I think I prefer bigger ones but just because my first one was one. Pic related is pretty much what my ideal penis looks like (the guy I lost my virginity to had one like that, plus he pretty much raped me)
Anonymous No.81715231 [Report]
>>81712970
Somebody needs to answer this already.
Anonymous No.81715244 [Report]
>>81715044
>Female here
As proof, shows a penis
Anonymous No.81715258 [Report]
Today I learned everyone on 4chan has a 9 inch penis. But only if measured with the finno-ugric tungusic ruler technique; and it's hidden away anyways by 10 inches of bellyfat (skinny for 4chan standarts)
Anonymous No.81716603 [Report]
Mine is only 4 inches so I have no hope.