Thread 81713152

Oasis edition

>>81713152 (OP)
Me on le right

>>81713171
Not exactly working hard

>>81713123
One of the regiments in the main vanguard of Brit forces at the Somme were local to where I am from/live. Mental to think if I was born exactly 100 years earlier, I'd probably have been there. I had a poster of the battle lines in my uni room.

>>81713088
some of it isnt nsfw

Might re read Elliot Rodgers 'my twisted world's tonight

it wiblical x

Might have sex with the gf tonight

Quite pissed now. My big cousin ask for a glass of wine so I bought a bottle x we on it x

My wee sis londoner bf said I look like "James Blake" and "you look like a DJ"

>>81713196
never did read it desu maybe i should one day

Might have anal with Chika tonight

>>81713217
He's quite handsome.

https://mycrimelibrary.com/james-blake-montgomery-murders-officer-in-georgia/

so very bored
not even roblox interests me and my friend has been offline all day

>>81713234
we're all bored sitting on computer all day doing fk all i mgiht go to bed soon

Need to stock up on febreze do I not

>>81713195
not after lewd stuff, specifically, just curious what you've made.

post your art eva lass

>>81713234
Strum one out lass

Kinda makes me sad all the NEETs who get so enraged at the idea of me having a date with a female colleague they have to sink into their "waging is soul destroying, not worth it meh"

I've read Journey to the End of the Night. Reckon it was easy to avoid trouble back then if you weren't some jingoistic mong or some simp who volunteered because you were scared of a woman handing you a feather

Why won't Cheeka shag Ebin, purely as a favour?

>>81713252
if this is referring to masturbation i did it when i got home because i didnt do it for 5 days whilst i was gone as i shared a room with my dad

Me? Takeaway and a movie.

im not bored, chillin after work, busy day deporting people from r glorious island oh aye yes it is lush. Going to fuck off to the tesco inabit not sure what to make. Been having a sirloin on flat bread with sweet potato and broccoli plus fresh oj for weeks now, might instead have cheesy pasta and beef with some double cream ontop, tomatoey cheesy beefy goodness.

>>81713253
none of the replies were even like that, mate. this is in your head.

I'm deadly serious btw, as a promiscuous fag, surely he'd shag anyone if push came to shove. Sure Ebin might not be his 'type' but as a bit of public service, pro bono work

>>81713253
no ones getting enraged though they just responded to this post >>81713007 which made up some strawman out of nowhere

>>81713260
POST YOUR FUCKING ART
THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF SEXUAL
IT'S WHAT YOU SAY YOU WANT

>always going on about how she doesn't want to be sexualised
>tells the whole thread about how she masturbated

>>81713253
not me lad, I a fellow wagie have your back. Give her a right good punt up her fanny hole

>>81713275
im literally finding a sketch i did on chalk

>>81713258
Chika isn't a nice guy

Hearing rumours SSM sold his PS5. It just not for him

wagie solidarity

>>81713182
Highly recommend this book to anyone interested in WW1 if you haven't read it, written by a German officer. Some funny bits about the Brits.

>>81713282
He was complaining about being bored while playing Road to the masters earlier. He won't be keeping it long

Hate Cheeka, vile cunt

Wagie on wagie violence

Mr Febreze (aka Cheeka)

>>81713264
Yeah, proper triggered u r. I can tell, being a trigger expert an all

>>81713273
Same again

>>81713278
triggered?

I'm a wagie, I'm waging right now sat on the train

>>81713260
Phwoar that must've felt good after 5 days off

Just about to pull into Leeds station

>>81713299
J don't know why it always gets me howling how wagies have punch ups on Christmas nights out

Thick African cumshot up Chikas arse

one more hour of work and then im off, seriously glad as i cba at all anymore, going straight on the piss once i get home

boring landscape on a chalk tablet

>>81713339
>going straight on the piss once i get home

>>81713307
if you're such a trigger expert, why not post with the big dogs in /k/?

enjoy your fictional coffee dates.

>>81713348
>enjoy your fictional coffee dates.
I was just joking around but that is some actual cope

>>81713307
why would I be triggered im happy for you, ive had a gf for the past 1.5 years

>>81713341
I can't wank to this

>>81713341
Tolkien-esque, this.

@lollers how do i disable this gemini shit on my phone? i have a samsung s23

>>81713359
I was clearly being a silly billy. You lot really do have autism eh

>@lollers how do i disable this gemini shit on my phone? i have a samsung s23
google it

>>81713341
I like it x

>>81713357
i'm also joking around tbqf, i do believe you have actually bonded with a woman from work.

whether it's just as pals or something more, hope it works out, lad.

>>81713362
I thought that, reminds me of The Hobbit cover art

>>81713203
FROGLIKE RASTA

>>81713363
Not Lollers but here you go.

>>81713381
futharkian runes
he was onto something

>>81713339
Slainte xx

>>81713368
why yes I am autistic, how could you tell?

>>81713369
not helpful x

>>81713381
You might like my little smaug tattoo rawr

>>81713399
tattoos are cool

>>81713389
thanks de lat

working on a take-home assignment, it's very interesting desu

>>81713399
i dont go near women with tattoos stay away from me x

>>81713399
is this where anons absolutely lose their shit because youve got a tattoo

Phwaor need to lie down after this din-din

>>81713390
little curly-haired men, displaced from their homeland, feel entitled to get it back, along with all the treasure. outright says what he meant in his letters. nobody gives a shit.

meanwhile, in a superior fantasy series about goblin bankers...

>>81713412
will be a waste of time mate when you spend 3 days on it and they reject you anyway

>>81713416
That's very clearly not a feminine arm

>>81713406
i think so too, don't really care if people don't like them. have yet to get in any trouble at all at work for em also

>>81713416
you think i've got a bird's arm? maybe i should try squinting when i have a wank and imagine it's a girl doing it

>>81713417
dunno

some subcultures and fanbases are more invasive than others
i knew a person who was very into jungle, raves, moshpits or whatever and bucket hats, theyre so invasive, they WANT you to hear their shitty music that you need to take 90000mg of meth to enjoy
>>81713424
harry potter is superior i agree
lol she named someone cho chong and blase zabini for an asian woman and a black man

>>81713399
>>81713417
i can't get mad about this.
>they have to MEAN SOMETHING
that's my basic standard. but i hope anon is happy with her Smaug arm.

>>81713436
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/search/officers?q=cho+chang
going to tell these Cho Changs their names are somehow racist?
(guessing there's way more on the electoral register.)

>>81713428
thanks mate i'll take that as a compliment u called me buff

>>81713438
>they have to mean something
most of mine fuck all. my first one is copied from a rockstar I liked when I was 17. I have a giant octopus just cos I think they look neat. The script below Smaug is literally just Tolkien's poem about Aragorn in elvish, can't even remember the words LOL

threads just not the right vibes anymore, vibes gone out the window, bring on the ofcom ban i say

death to ofcom

>smaugrawr !!mX6zF5PF1Op
i feel like we have unwittingly created something terrible.

vibes been ruined ever since eva came back from holiday

don't know why they have to make the Harry Potter characters black. there was NOTHING wrong with Gary.

>>81713463
#NotMyHarryPotter

>>81713457
for the crime of wishing death upon Ofcom, your posting licence has been REVOKED.

>>81713458
UwU
Do you like my octopus? He likes you

would shag noel's daughter

>>81713487
She looks too much like Noel

https://youtu.be/nC9VHZyOmFY

>SHREWSBURY - The Best Town In The UK Attached To One Of The Roughest & Most Deprived Estates!

>>81713487
Potato in a wig LG x (also same)

This LOTR talk needs more MtG diversity pushes

>>81713500
Billy Moore is shit. Prefer Charlie Vitch

>>81713502
Is it karma for all the teens impregnated in their youth that rockstars get hot daughters?

There aren't any good towns in the UK besides Nottingham

>>81713461
cheer up you miserable prick

>>81713467
in fairness the films had pretty dogshit casting when it came to the kids. Emma Watson was fine for the first two films, played and looked the 'swotty brat' part quite well.

>>81713516
Not what SSM says. He hates how diverse it has become

Shit I've told loads of people to kys
We're all doomed

>>81713516
Might go there on a pilgrimage to Warhammer World. Anyone been? It looks great but I just got back to the UK after 10 years abroad and I've got no mates atm

here to save the thread from damnation!

>oasis

Fucking YES lad

The way I see it, right

Noel is the poet and Liam is the town crier

Also, I don't usually mention this

But here's a definitive list of top oasis tunes:

supersonic
acquiesce
some might say
slide away
live forever
lyla
cast no shadow
bonehead's bank holiday
the masterplan
rock n roll star
she's electric
morning glory
importance of being idle
listen up
go let it out
half the world away
cigarettes and alcohol
gas panic!
underneath the sky
little by little
columbia
it's better people
d'yer wanna be a spaceman
champagne supernova
talk tonight
stand by me
don't go away
falling down

*I didn't include don't look back in anger/wonderwall because everyone knows about them but they are also absolute certified timeless belters

I fucking love oasis lads

Fucking mad for it

Oasis are british culture in it's truest form, the entire country knows the words to wonderwall off by heart

Absolutely BIBLICAL

Fucking CELESTIAL

Blur are alright too I suppose, they have a couple of decent tunes x

As you were LG x

>>81713524
If you read the article he was more than just a throwaway comment online

>>81713523
Well a few years back he said he loved the multiculture, reckon he's been brainwashed by right wing politics

>left my wallet at the station
Fuck sake, I won't be able to get home tonight

>>81713533
> Also, I don't usually mention this

posted this the other day please fucking shut up lad no one cares

>>81713544
>left my wallet at the station

Getting ib my feelings de lids. Smashed n going on about my aubty to my wee sis..its not right what happen x

>>81713527
proper dunno how to make friends, has anyone managed to ever make new friends as an adult? live in liverpool but fuck knows how

>>81713503
Kek it's like one of them /v/ bait threads with the black hand

>>81713533
biblical that lad LG x

>>81713544
Dolly drivel getting turned down tonight then

>>81713551
tell her about your feet fantasy

Slapped me and got away with it the fat cow.

>>81713549
very unbiblical lad x

Anyone in Birmingham want to drive me home later for 100 bong?

>>81713544
Why not go back to the station?

I'm happy eva6 is back, made my Friday night x

>>81713556
MtG just couldnt help themselves
"we dont have enough diversity, fuck it shove a black hand in it"
At least with /v/ its usually solid bantz

>>81713519
not my fault u ruined vibes is it

eva6 if you could time travel to one point in the past, when and where would it be? (24 hours then you hop back, just what you have on you presently, current knowledge/languages/immunities only.)

>>81713566
"Edgbaston" the glowie might offer

>>81713551
crossy is back oh aye
wagies better watch out x

>>81713567
I am but then I have to get another train back after that, only goes as far as Birmingham

Scotland will be independent on my lifetime................we must have freedom.away from the parasites..........nd then a celtic union of Scotland n northern/Ireland........the time is upon us.....they fucking sabotaged the referendum....
...

....
Dtbry let ebglish vote on a vote about should we be independent. WHAT DID U EXPECT+!!!!!.......Scotland will be free

>>81713559
looks like that gormless one from the office

>>81713566
Well you've got a phone haven't you? Why can't you buy a train ticket?

>>81713569
>I'm happy eva6 is back

We just need Yanklass back now

>>81713554
I joined an RPG night in my city, just rocked up by myself and forced myself to be confident and really nice to everyone. It's slow progress and they're a jumpy lot cos they're RPG guys but I'm making slow progress.

>>81713570
My personal favourite

>>81713584
arent you basically a total mess hopped up on drugs and porn just to barely function in life?
you really gonna pin that on the english ya drunk bastard?

Getting smashed with my sisters n my cousin. Am so happy.i wish we could all be together all the time.i love my sisters.x

>>81713584
You lot benefit more from the union than we do.

>>81713513
Full teen oven reaps good karma learn something new everyday
>>81713533
GODLIKE numbers

>>81713549
>posted this the other day
it's ruined it, too. thought it was the crossy-like lad off his tits on drugs, all stoked about Oasis.

now? it's just rubbish.

They're nice fellas there, I like them a lot. Not like u weirdos

>Seaside update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tpcjnn1Y4g

>>81713592
Thing is like that's shit but at least its like "okay we race swapped a character". I get the logic, you have to aim for that 50/50 to get shareholder cash.
But with the Smaug one they had to literally crowbar it in, couldn't just let the dragon have a picture to himself you gotta up the nog ratio.

300 bong if you pick me up and drive me to Banbury

>>81713575
literally nobody else cares lol
>>81713576
theres nowhere too interesting unironically idk

>>81713590
if she came back it would be double combo of ruined vibes
id leave this place for good

Bought my wee sis a g&t n bought her boyfriend a tennents x

>>81713614
Yeah I'll leave now then lad

>>81713615
Crack open the ciders de lass

>>81713617
Stop posting on here and enjoy your night you fucking spastic

>>81713586
Because the trains don't run that late

>>81713598
Didn't one of them the other week have a dig at you for being a dosser kek

>>81713616
She won't come back anyway. Some other lad said 'she' was his character

>>81713524
I've never told a lass to kill herself.

>>81713608
Livin it large

>iel
more like Woke: Le Wokening.

Off to have some pre-drinks and grub at my local spoons, then I'll be out in town later. Spending another Friday out like everyone else x
You're not going to be alone in your sweaty, stinky boxroom right? On a Friday?

>>81713524
everyone who was a teenager on the internet in the 2010s is about to be arrested x

>>81713608
>DavidC thinks mark is saying british shandy

I luv my sisters so much. They're nice 2 me nd everyone else bully me. My life is hard xx

SSM should go see Oasis live. He loves Wonderwall

>>81713615
>theres nowhere too interesting unironically idk
very grim view of history, this. and/or a lack of imagination with regards to time travel shenanigans. (opportunities like this don't come along twice.)

>>81713623
Yea facts am off. Was hst having a peepee x

not rite what happen to womas wartley the man trying to keep him down like they did with widdy

It 4th July

>>81713645
You're nuking your liver and going to age like complete shit

Good even go casino tonight in Scarborough if you fancied it

Got a free 50gbp " low income cost of living" payment gonna take codeine n order pizza to my council flat x

>>81713653
A certain lass I like is probably going there.

struggling to get a picture of what this family get-together looks like, honestly.
i know everyone's on their phones nowadays, but do you slink away for some quick 4channing?

>>81713668
>Good even go casino
Mongboy

>>81713656
i thought anon meant i could go back in time anywhere in my life

>>81713664
grim alcoholic

>>81713681
very grim view of your own life, this.

eva should go out on fridays.. oh wait she's underage and you're all nonces

I could get as far as Coventry and get a taxi from there maybe

>>81713673
In Manchester?

>>81713689
She's also too mentally retarded to consent anyway. Like banging a downie

Costs 100 quid plus for a decent night out nowadays. Not worth it

me? never had family get togethers, days out, christmas meals, family outings, hanging out with a cousin or going round to a grandparents, holidays, road trips, even eating out.

it's easy getting attention as a woman
just join in an r9k general and use a trip and youll get loads of attention
its so lush being a woman youre never alone in life

>>81713676
I reckon his sisters are fit

eva6 going back in time to ensure she hits developmental milestones and/or avoids any abuse.

>>81713707
crossy is one of those normalfag lads who identifies too much with 4chan robot culture so has to pretend he's not a normalfag

State of my life desu

>>81713714
>going back in time

>>81713706
how did you get to 100 quid

>>81713687
well ive never had a special moment like first kiss or sex
maybe i would pick meeting someone who is still very special to me that i know online but i dont know for my own life
within regards to all of history i would pick cambrian and see all of the cool old creatures
>>81713712
just because you talk to a lot of people that doesnt make you "not lonely" i still think i am a very lonely person and it affects me

Were can I actually rent an apartment on benefits?

>>81713713
maybe cross is the most beautiful of the lot of them. Norman Bates doesn't hold the monopoly on his concepts.

>>81713727
dont you have loads of friends on roblox and discord and tiktok

>>81713727
holy shit you need a hug.

>>81713728
>apartment
FOY

>>81713706
And not a drop of pussy either if you're below an 8.

>>81713714
absolutely not
all of my abuse and mistakes or trauma has made me who i am today
whether that is good or bad doesnt matter
>>81713741
out of all of those i only really consider one an actual friend and i only actually talk to her and i have connected with her

>>81713721
He doesn't know about clockmaxxing

>>81713745
if she were a man you wouldnt say that you wouldnt give a shite you horny bastard

>some lad just discovered he's now a multi-billionaire
mad

>>81713728
talk to your local Connexions officer, young'un.

>>81713524
Reckon he used 4chan?

>>81713751
You can buy a fleshlight for about 70 quid, recommend it mate

>>81713757
there's a male-born person also having a rough time ITT right now, but i wish they had one of them escape ropes from Pokemon.

>>81713759
>these 1's and 0s have decided you are now a multi billionaire

this is why I take nothing seriously, why should I? this life is a pantomime

>>81713577
Not lived Birmingham for a few years now, it's a shithole and I have no desire to go back.

Funny isn't it? You would be sent back home going to school in a skirt as a male. Yet they do all this equality and LGBT bollocks agenda in lessons these days.

My therapist from the community mental health team is insanely cute and sexy. I didnt even know there were young "clinical psychologists". During sessions I dont even care what she saying I just look at her blue eyes and pale skin and fantasize about her tiny body

i am fine with being as lonely as i am i think oversocialisation is a cancer
it still helps to have that one person who is very dear to you, romantic or not

Might just get a hotel in Leeds tonight

>>81713770
>having a sex toy modelled on you (and presumably YOUR vagina)
wonder if that's flattering.

Thinking about getting into speedrunning. The game I know the most about is Dark Souls 1, so maybe I should speedrun that?

I threw out 65% of the boxes, some still had small parts/extensions/tools in so i put them in a freezer bag in the big box containing the boxes for things that i still have warrenties on.

>>81713799
riley reid is also a mother i just checked

Thinking about Eva in her black bikini

Very very grim day today

>>81713790
>i am fine with being as lonely as i am i think oversocialisation is a cancer

>>81713784
I knew a woman who moved up to Birmingham about 6 years ago, lovely, sweet woman.
Now she's a raging cunt of a person.

eva is like when an emo band has a female vocalist writing about how sad she is

Do any white people still live in Birmingham?

Might garn out for a few drinks later

>>81713814
you clearly ignored the rest of the message
i dont want 900 people putting their hands through a door for me
none of them i will truly connect with so talking to them is poinless

>>81713813
past 2 days have been one grim blur

>>81713787
mad seeing kids in my hometown, still in the same school uniform, but into all this 'queer' stuff.

do they get beaten up, at least? it's not like America: we had LIMITS on stuff like hair, makeup, etc.

>>81713825
why don't you garn local and try meeting people there?

>>81713812
>Eva in her black bikini
Corr

>>81713824
I chuckle every time this gets posted kek

>>81713798
Going anywhere to eat? Good lads treat their unemployed girlfriends well.

>>81713824
Hate seeing fat old hags like this everywhere when I go out. Another reason not to go

Thoughts on HHL being pussy free?

>>81713840
Not seen 'meIted Ruth' posted in a while

>>81713824
And not a drop of pussy you shall get from these old roasties.

>>81713809
what's the relevance, here?

>>81713819
might have to go off on a mad one about Hayley Williams. thing is, there ARE moody women who go into music, you don't NEED industry plants like that.

Thinking about getting into slowrunning. The game I know the least about is Bloodborne, so maybe I should slowrun that?

>>81713843
>HHL being pussy free

>>81713850
She's a busy woman having his sprogs every other year. I doubt she has much energy these days.

>>81713817
It has a few nice areas but overall it's expensive, dirty and 90% asian communities. I'm not a racist, but a lot of these areas have nothing in common with british culture.

>>81713864
He's got no choice in life

>>81713852
I meant less like the mainstream scene ones, like actual emo not pop rock with "school is rough :(" vibes.
Like your Rainer Maria or whatever.

>>81713875
>I'm not a racist, but

>>81713835
same lol
>>81713852
how would it feel being a mother and multiple people using copies of your vagina daily
depravity is worth when you have kids i think
i talked about this when an anon pushed me into watching nymphomaniac

>>81713877
I like rainer maria though mate

i fuck with soulja boy
get money nigga

>>81713875
>I'm not a racist, but
Literally what every racist says

>>81713824
Proper english roses them

Resigned to a weekend of doing fuck all. Not that I wanted to leave the house, but still feels boring as fuck

I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKINg PAINT NIGGA

>slowrunning
this was a retsupurae joke, is it now a real thing people do?

saw some mad Sonic Adventure 1 mod/video series where they'd capped Sonic's speed and physics in some absurd way. didn't seem like fun as a challenge, or entertaining as spectacle. those games were already tedious enough.

>>81713889
So do I, I just get the feeling she ain't got as much to whinge about as she makes out, like a bunch of the lass vocalists for bands like that.
Don't end up feeling much sympathy for them or relate to the feels much

>>81713904
>retsupurae
miss those lads

>>81713824
Funny that his social life is better than yours

just wanna hug eva6

HHL needs to bring back the youtube channel

>>81713824
is it normal for an autist to be in such a place?

>>81713770
the depravity of men will always depress me

>>81713921
I personally wanna push her off a bridge.

>>81713927
in addition i created this coal

I TOOK THE WOOOOOOOOK
TO POLAND

>>81713877
for me it's Lauren Laverne, from Sunderland.

>>81713824
What's the issue here? Chudcels hate seeing women?

>>81713922
This but unironically, we need marmiteman4 back

>>81713840
the left is exactly how I imagine eva but just with massive glasses

>>81713927
Nothing wrong with having a fleshlight

>>81713937
>in addition i created this coal
Shart off to fucky, lad.

>>81713927
would bet far more women own sex toys than men

is the britfeel xitter still up?

All you lads simping over Eva6

She won't shag you

The south side of Glasgow

molecules expand
molecules exist
i'm a molecule but i stand in the mist

The north side of Glasgow

>>81713953
well, yeah, but i don't have a idris elba dildo.
doubt such thing even exists
>>81713958
obviously, im a true celibate

emotional boys 2001

>>81713971
Nah instead women own horse dildos.

>>81713974
how do you know im listening to yung lean right now
>>81713976
ew?

>>81713974
posted in that death star snorting coke with darth vader

>>81713968
>The north side of Glasgow
Worst side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00-_iSg_dA4

suffo 'o clock me thinks, i like playing this on guitar

>>81713892
the "but" comes from the fact any criticism of racial communities brands you a racist. My gf is mixed race and I've worked with people from all sorts of backgrounds and cultures. Areas such as nechelles, hansworth, alum rock have nothing in common with UK culture and are dirty, crime ridden, and overall not nice areas. You come to whatever conclusion you want from that but it's a fact.

>>81713978
>ew?
Feel like you might not have seen much of the shit that's out there, love. Plenty of weird animal or fantasy cocks that women ride.

>>81713917
Dont think thats true

Crossmyloof train station

y'all being played by a tranny from the sharty

>>81713978
malware

>>81713912
same, i can see why they 'matured' and adopted a 'no bully' policy. to this day they take their videos down if asked for any reason.

all archived, but man. it's not even THAT mean. the most outright spiteful one was QueenieZ, and she WAS an absolute bitch about it all (autism doesn't matter).

>>81713985
was having a Leviathan night meself
https://youtu.be/Jfu5hlE-u_s?si=GrKmzHavW8sjcx5w&t=184

louis duffel bag filled with heroin

>>81713999
Nah Eva is the real deal

making gains in de gym

cooooor x

Govanhill poo poo men

>>81714015
>TFW no muscle gf

Why live

>>81714010
ooo them dissonant chords in the beginning are kvno

>>81713999
No point trying to tell them, these are the same people that believe a 50 year old American woman was posting with them

Slightly scratched your Corolla
Okay, I smashed your Corolla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvBfiRWLj_0

i like ghost mountain and sematary too

https://youtu.be/01qk4K0JGLo?si=aFuYoaqG2A1mubET

HAPPY 4th JULY USA LADS.

>>81714020
haha ikr wish I had a muscle gf to choke me out <3

>>81714036
typical zoomette

>>81713425
won't take that long desu, i'm confident in my abilities and they were very quick moving to this stage which is always a good sign. can probably finish the core of it tonight then polish tomorrow. either way, it's fun

>>81713999
We will be back on that site soon lad

Farting on cocks in a bus shelter in the south side of Glasgow

>>81714021
Leviathan hasnt really put a foot wrong really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM9RxhR_C6Q
Wrest makes me feel bad as he's doing every instrument and he's better than me at the only one I can play

>>81714036
semetery b like HAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH

Must be good to be gay. Just go into a public toilet and have a shag

>>81713971
>doubt such thing even exists
there was that artiste lady who made penis moulds of celebrities.

not saying she HAS had Jimi Hendrix's plaster-of-paris penis inside of her. but it is how he'd want to be remembered.

>>81714048
You're fools if you go back there.

>>81713999
i was never actually on the sharty lol i just like them and admire them
>>81714056
yeah its a little weird but hes cool

Eva only likes rappers who are white... suspicious

>>81714063
i only like one of his songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoD9ERi0Hp8

>>81714059
but then you're competing with other gays.

I so happy w my sisters nd my cousin nd her husband. I smashed. Wish it was lime this all the time. I Miss when we all lived together. Jts.not right xxxxxx am having a slash x dick pic x I wish it was old days cccxcxxxxxx
>>81713984
FACTS!!!!!

I find it absolutely mind boggling that it's been allowed to continue for so long. Allowing 1,000s of random men each week to just waltz into the country and instead of being like "err, you just broke the law, jail for you" we hand them _1,000s in benefits, and allow them to roam around the country freely without having any idea who they are or what their criminal history is, it's just a completely crazy way to run a border.

It's painfully obvious the Asylum process is broken and being taken advantage of, it should have been ripped up the first time 20 people arrived in a boat.

When Covid happened they sprang into action and locked us all in our homes, and passed endless amounts of random rules and restrictions, yet they can't even do the same for people not even from this country?! I don't get it at all.

Bum sex with men

>>81714082
>dick pic
go on lad gis the good stuff

My wee sis bf know the score big time

>>81714059
went on grindr after i'd been out once out of boredom and this bartender who'd served me at one of the bars said he wanted to shag me in the toilets

>>81714071
i like a lot of his songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E_n9lQJRbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Gz0EjOiyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-qW1NHIN8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9H62IpIUJg
and that isnt naming them all ofc

>Can't watch porn or use 4chan without an ID
>Can enter the country illegally on a rubber dinghy with no ID and get a free hotel

>>81714082
Reckon your a south side lad

>>81714095
Frenchies slashed their boats today
Maybe we have a chance

What a nice guy. I was worried he would be an arsehole. I give hi a cuddle

>>81714062
Do you know of anywhere better lad

shawty wanna drop it low
shawty wanna show off

hot GILFs in my area Banbury

>>81714094
hate myself is alrite

>>81714082
>my sisters nd my cousin nd her husband.
>I smashed.

oo-er

>>81714097
Yes indeed x

You will work in the warehouse. Women don't need someone like you. They can support themselves.

>>81714101
Suck him off lass

>>81714082
Was it a 3some mate?

>>81714083
>When Covid happened they sprang into action and locked us all in our homes
no they didn't, they called everyone who worried about it racist, told you to hug a chinese and equated mask wearers with conspiracy theorists. Only after it became too big to ignore did they do a 180

Barbie girl on the speakers hhl style

>>81714117
East Kilbride line massive

why is Idris Elba your go-to example, eva6?
does he remind you of your dad?

>>81714102
>Do you know of anywhere better lad
www.4chins.org

This nigga really sat on his phone live blogging from a club/pub on britfeel?

>>81714118
>im rich and single
>dancing in a tunnel or car park its hard to tell
huh

>>81714130
no just a few other women i know are interested in him like my step mother

My sisters bfs are both so nice. I thought they would bully me. Everubody being nice2 me.x

JACKETTE UP TO RAS

>my step mother
Hmm

>>81714132
heh, that's our crossy!

>>81714132
Crossy cannot handle a single drink without flying off the handle
All we can hope for is drunken nudes

Neway back on it cya

>>81714095
um they deserve it because we've ravaged their homelands, chud

>>81714143
meme potential on this image is MASOSVE.

>>81714139
is your step mother a bitch-whore slag who deserves to rot?

taking eva6 to the yung lean and bladee tour

slipping in 'ere for the final time

Eva has st*pmammy issues

Thinking RACIST thoughts

gas em all.

(cockroaches, the insect. what were YOU thinking of??)

>>81714139
>first thing that comes to mind in a conversation about sex toys is which one her step mother would like
you're worse than crossy

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

>>81714157
why would you say this?
>>81714158
thank you <3
>>81714191
they asked why i said idris elba

>>81714191
she's not even as hot as crossy

>>81714190
Poley, shippy and ebin
Palestinians and the jews

Ruth is getting pissed tonight.

>>81714193
Happy 9/11 to all Americans.

>>81714196
>they asked why i said idris elba
yeah and it's because your step mother likes him. Why is that the first thing you think when talking about dildos??

>>81714196
>why would you say this?
out of interest as to whether your step mother is a bitch-whore slag who deserves to rot.

>they asked
he/him pronouns please. i speak for all of us.

>>81714193
Thought SSM would be having American night American night to celebrate Independence Day

if i see weed i gotta light it lads x

>>81714213
newgen song

Starting to miss the girl I purposely stonewalled because I wasn't arsed and made her break up with me...

>>81714219
you cant make fun of new fans eva

I think i'm going to instruct my solicitor to pack my coffin with semtex and ball bearings and a timer.

i've never thought of a sex toy as anything to do with a person. it's literally an object.

also, they're woman shit. obviously there are Fleshlights and things for men, but that's ADVANCED wanking for perverts, not 'normal' like it is for women. one of those weird gender things where it's seemingly backwards.

>>81714211
he doesn't celebrate defeat
he love America but he loyal to King George III

>>81714222
And now you will never get a drop of pussy.

>>81714202
Not pissed, but pissed ON

i love to play the victiiiim

>>81714230
He has more respect for Donald Trump than he does King George III

>>81714226
me? i just have a lasting power of attorney. until we have AIs we can trust, i want someone to make these semtex decisions on my behalf. if they get a few murders out of it, that is their choice.

whitearmor and burial are my prod heroes x

>>81714236
Bukkake but with piss?

eva would fuck ecco2k no doubt

>>81714233
I always come out alright in the end, but it usually takes a little while for me to get my mojo back

>>81714242
Looks like he's getting ready to suck him off

>>81714245
I was thinking to make sure my enemies only were invited.

Warlord was his last good album.

A pioneer of [soundcloud] rap, now a complete hasbeen

>>81714242
So do most sane people. The monarchy can fuck off.

Wareham Town

FRIDAY NIGHT ND THE LIGHTS ARE LOW

>>81714257
lol he is cute tho

eva6 will outgrow her daddy issues, find a bf/gf, and leave us

Saying bad words to people of different ethnic backgrounds

>>81714314
including whites

>>81713152 (OP)
I saw liam and noel live and I'm amerimutt.

Instead of spending money on new phones, she should be getting her stained, overbiting teeth fixed. Apple must love females so much. They turned a device into a fashion piece. Genius.

>>81714334
Only ever been seen live not dead not ever ya know

this one's 4 all you loners out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLLcl6_PsVU

>>81714314
>>81714320
i remember American lads on that Counter-Strike/TeamSpeak bullying me and my mates for being 'limeys'.

very odd form of racism if i do say so, we all avoiding scurvy in life x

Am wmy sisters n my mammy
Nothing will get better than this
FUxkv life!!!!!!

Yanklass is probably spending the day at her parents

>>81714367
>Nothing will get better than this
Life will get 10x better if you switch to Linux

Once Jesus xan save me now
Onegaishimasu

>>81714367
Are your sisters fit?

>>81714367
stop fucking posting on here you absolute cunt and enjoy time with others
drunkenly shitposting here as you take a piss is just fucking dire mate

You lads looking forward to your wank tonight while Chads go fuck real pussy?

>>81714354
Wish i had some fruit to eat right now, i get all my vitc from potatoes

Guitar lad are you going to see Oasis on their tour?

Yanklass was a horrible old hag I'm glad she's gone

Just got back from wooty training now chilling out. Might go down that chippy in a bit for some warlic and chippy wippies. Keeping it womfy tonight.

>>81714383
He posted a picture of one earlier I've already cranked it to

If France can slash their dinghies on the beach, why can't the UK snipe the ones that got away miles from shore?

>>81714393
I don't think she left lad, just back to anonymous.

Crisis averted, my friend will be picking me up

>>81714403
We need them for our economy mate, they're our future doctors and lawyers

New bread for post 400 anxiety lad

>>81714419
>>81714419

>>81714396
god forbid you have a vegetable you retard.

how often do you poo sean and what is the consistency of your stool like?

just wanna snuggle with eva6

>>81713152 (OP)
You lost to farmers.

We back in here now?

evening de lats
and evening de lats