HOW to get a boyfriend while being a jobless neet loser twink

Advice?

>>81714642 (OP)
this could be us but im ugly and bald. but my personality... no nvm

>>81714642 (OP)
i can pretend to be your ebf if that counts

>>81714672

yea ok

>>81714655

Hah! Jokes on you.. CHUD im CHAD only and will only accept getting ran through by CHADS big PENIS

>>81714694
send discord plox :3

>>81714708
All of this but unironically all bottoms are chad only and would never even consider dating a regular guy which is why I'm in my late 20's and have never been in a relationship before or had sex because I will never ever have sex because I'm too ugly and too short and too average looking to ever fuck a bottom and my entire sex life was over before it even began all based on my genetics at birth and now I will never get to experience love or a relationship and have to spend the rest of my life alone because all bottoms only want to fuck chad and the rest of us can't do anything about it

>>81714748

Im banned from discord eheh..

>>81714766

you and me both know you could get sex on grindr with a horny bottom.

>>81714936
happens desu. good luck.

>>81714950
You and me both know that I can't since I'm a ugly manlet with a receding hairline

>>81714642 (OP)
>HOW to get a boyfriend while being a jobless neet loser twink
You probably have had many people want to be with you, but you either ignored them or dumped them. All bottoms are the same.

>>81715253
Not necessarily, I dont leave the house so people dont really know of my existence

Plus when ive had crushes on moids they dont seem to feel the same way.. and no it wasnt chad I was after

>>81714642 (OP)
>HOW to get a boyfriend while being a jobless neet loser twink
Hi, would you like to date a fellow neet loser twink?

>>81715748

where r u from fellow twinkie

>>81715891
USA, wbu?

openly market yourself as a "femboy" streamer
do yourself dirty

I can't bring myself to watch femboy streamers or youtubers it just causes me pain watching them knowing that I will never be able to date one myself

>>81716630
also yjk theres a thousand prison gay men watching their content daily and lusting after them
its for the same reason that i cant bring myself to watch vtubers, im not giving my attention to someone that clearly already has enough of it

>tfw no dubiously legal femboy to butt impregnate
should probably work on myself a little more maybe then I can magically get one

>>81716709

or just have an eboy discord profile with nitro, that will attract them

>>81717468
that's probs my biggest hurdle, I'm discordphobic

>>81714642 (OP)
Get naked for me.
and become a foid

>>81714642 (OP)
why are twinks all gay life is so fucking cruel

>>81714642 (OP)
Why are all gay twinks refusing to date me life is so fucking cruel

>>81717624

no pinkpills here grr

>>81717787
im sure you'll find one that will anon :3