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Anonymous No.81714642 [Report] >>81714655 >>81714672 >>81715253 >>81715748 >>81717624 >>81717710 >>81717787
HOW to get a boyfriend while being a jobless neet loser twink

Advice?
Anonymous No.81714655 [Report] >>81714708
>>81714642 (OP)
this could be us but im ugly and bald. but my personality... no nvm
Anonymous No.81714672 [Report] >>81714694
>>81714642 (OP)
i can pretend to be your ebf if that counts
Anonymous No.81714694 [Report] >>81714748
>>81714672

yea ok
Anonymous No.81714708 [Report] >>81714766
>>81714655

Hah! Jokes on you.. CHUD im CHAD only and will only accept getting ran through by CHADS big PENIS
Anonymous No.81714748 [Report] >>81714936
>>81714694
send discord plox :3
Anonymous No.81714766 [Report] >>81714950
>>81714708
All of this but unironically all bottoms are chad only and would never even consider dating a regular guy which is why I'm in my late 20's and have never been in a relationship before or had sex because I will never ever have sex because I'm too ugly and too short and too average looking to ever fuck a bottom and my entire sex life was over before it even began all based on my genetics at birth and now I will never get to experience love or a relationship and have to spend the rest of my life alone because all bottoms only want to fuck chad and the rest of us can't do anything about it
Anonymous No.81714936 [Report] >>81714960
>>81714748

Im banned from discord eheh..
Anonymous No.81714950 [Report] >>81714972
>>81714766

you and me both know you could get sex on grindr with a horny bottom.
Anonymous No.81714960 [Report]
>>81714936
happens desu. good luck.
Anonymous No.81714972 [Report]
>>81714950
You and me both know that I can't since I'm a ugly manlet with a receding hairline
Anonymous No.81715253 [Report] >>81715359
>>81714642 (OP)
>HOW to get a boyfriend while being a jobless neet loser twink
You probably have had many people want to be with you, but you either ignored them or dumped them. All bottoms are the same.
Anonymous No.81715359 [Report]
>>81715253
Not necessarily, I dont leave the house so people dont really know of my existence

Plus when ive had crushes on moids they dont seem to feel the same way.. and no it wasnt chad I was after
Anonymous No.81715748 [Report] >>81715891
>>81714642 (OP)
>HOW to get a boyfriend while being a jobless neet loser twink
Hi, would you like to date a fellow neet loser twink?
Anonymous No.81715891 [Report] >>81715986
>>81715748

where r u from fellow twinkie
Anonymous No.81715986 [Report]
>>81715891
USA, wbu?
Anonymous No.81716600 [Report]
openly market yourself as a "femboy" streamer
do yourself dirty
Anonymous No.81716630 [Report] >>81716691
I can't bring myself to watch femboy streamers or youtubers it just causes me pain watching them knowing that I will never be able to date one myself
Anonymous No.81716691 [Report]
>>81716630
also yjk theres a thousand prison gay men watching their content daily and lusting after them
its for the same reason that i cant bring myself to watch vtubers, im not giving my attention to someone that clearly already has enough of it
Anonymous No.81716709 [Report] >>81717468
>tfw no dubiously legal femboy to butt impregnate
should probably work on myself a little more maybe then I can magically get one
Anonymous No.81717468 [Report] >>81717594
>>81716709

or just have an eboy discord profile with nitro, that will attract them
Anonymous No.81717594 [Report]
>>81717468
that's probs my biggest hurdle, I'm discordphobic
Anonymous No.81717624 [Report] >>81717880
>>81714642 (OP)
Get naked for me.
and become a foid
Anonymous No.81717710 [Report]
>>81714642 (OP)
why are twinks all gay life is so fucking cruel
Anonymous No.81717787 [Report] >>81719012
>>81714642 (OP)
Why are all gay twinks refusing to date me life is so fucking cruel
Anonymous No.81717880 [Report]
>>81717624

no pinkpills here grr
Meowster No.81719012 [Report]
>>81717787
im sure you'll find one that will anon :3