This is all your fault, fembots, you could've shown me a little love, kindness, and I would've turned into a productive member of society, breed you, and build a family together. Instead you ignored me, hurt me, and now I'm this, a loser.

>>81715385 (OP)
Nigger, clean that shit in the shower.

I'd rather you slap your dirty smegma-ridden cock on my tongue and shoot some loads onto it than fuck that nasty thing.

>>81715393
I use it everyday so what's the point? Its always lubed up and ready to go, plus cleaning it would damage the material.

Can you give us a review? Thinking of buying one

>>81715467
Someday, you're going to wake up in the middle of the night extremely horny. You slip your dick in and feel an odd sharp sensation. Maybe even some movement around the tip... It's as if something is converging on the shaft. It feels... wet.

>>81715385 (OP)
One of my fantasies is having sloppy seconds on a toy, watching you finish then handing it over still warm and sloppy

>>81715498
>It feels... wet.
Maybe squishy even once you move it around. It's as if your thrusting turned whatever it was into a "paste". Whatever it is, its gone now. Or at least you thought. You then feel an even stranger sensation in your urethra...

>>81715490
It's amazing if you use a lot of lube. I just noticed you can uncap the tip and pour lub in there. You put a little on your dick, and a little in the opening on top and it feels like heaven, way better than jerking off with a sock. I can literally cum like 5 times in a row with this thing, it's like my dick just shoots load after load while I'm still thrusting, it feels that good.

>>81715526
Continuing once more; You realize you've forgotten to lube it up. But this doesn't phase you. You're horny and tired, thinking "It feels good anyways". It's almost like there is some other substance deep inside. You did notice it smells a little odd, but you keep thrusting.

>>81715532
I just realized circumcised dudes have to pay to jerk off. Imagine all the money youve wasted buying lube because your parents wanted to mutilate your cock.

>>81715779
I'm uncut, you just need to lube up the fleshlight to make it really soft like an actual vagina.

No, you'd still be a pathetic loser even if any one of us showed you any interest. That is your core behavior, and it's what you will always be.

>>81716225
No, l wouldn't.

>>81715385 (OP)
based thread based op, fuck women.

>>81715385 (OP)
Even the pocket pussy is a rostie

>>81715385 (OP)
get yourself a plush doll and a tomax venus real soft and some onatsuyu pussy lotion juice brotha

>>81715385 (OP)
based op based thread, fuck women

or you could use me daddy

>>81715467
>I use it everyday so what's the point?
clean your damn sex toy nigga what the fuck is wrong with you

>>81715523
Would we be boyfriends if we did that?

>>81716445
The game is literally named after a 'Megan' so I think we can agree she's the ideal woman.

>>81715385 (OP)
Nah, your life and how it turns out is YOUR responsibility. Be a man and actually own it, you fucking cretin.