Thread 81718917

I refuse to believe that people actually stick their fingers, dicks and tongues inside of poop holes. Like nigga what in the fuck are you doing?
>noooooo i got bored of vagina broooooo i just got bored i need something else!!!
You gay, i could eat fried chicken every day and not get bored of that shit. You SPECIFICALLY want a butthole because you dont like the vagina

>>81718917 (OP)
im just gay vro

anal used to be just a gross fetish but somehow it infected the normal population which also managed to infect der incel population

>>81718917 (OP)
I only stick my fingers in my own poop hole.

>>81718917 (OP)
i got a reason for disliking vaginas. i could go into detail if you want

aw shame, its autosaged. i did actually have a possibly interesting conversation lined up. uh, maybe go to the current r9k gay thread
>>>81706011
meet you there? vagina hate, ill just throw that in there somewhere and you reply with a monkey or something.

>>81720214
WAIT NOPE its not autosaged. ignore....this.

>>81718917 (OP)
Fingers I can understand if you literally work in healthcare and are trying to help someone. Or insert medication rectally, since there are certain medications that work rectally.

The rest? Yeah, that's disgusting.

>>81718917 (OP)
>people are more worried about where people stick their dicks than the fact that they're part of the slave class

>>81720230
well, yeah. who would care about the slave class/politics shit when your being forced to drag your dick through a mile of broken glass?

>>81718917 (OP)
Nothing's as simple as 'gay' or 'bi' or whatever. Every person has their own hyper specific reason for their sexual preferences. I wish we could just move past labels altogether in this regard.

My own personal reason for being into anal is that I find girl ass irresistibly attractive and my dumb lizard brain conflates that attraction with the sex impulse. My dick wants to go in there, because the ass is visually stimulating me, even though I understand the vagina is more accommodating. Man ass doesn't have the same effect on me.

>>81720241
im you, if after enough years i slowly stopped caring about the gender of the ass. theres nothing "unnattractive" to vaginas to you? just asses are hotter?

i used to think that myself for almost a decade, before realizing something stupidly simple. like full blown retard shit, "how did i not connect the dots" crap. i still hate vaginas, but now i know that its kinda an artificial meaningless hate, and sorta weirdly, now ive noticed myself not reacting so negatively to vaginal focused pornography

>>81720256
*before enough years went by that-

Any man who wants any type of anal action is secretly gay. Period.

>>81720256
I also like vaginas, is the thing. I'm not exclusively into anal. I love the smell of pussy when a girl is turned on. I love eating out girls. I love anal too, for the reasons I already said.

>>81718917 (OP)
When I jerk off its mostly to fetish stuff involving asses, buttholes, facesitting, ass eating, ass licking. Occasionally have watched anal fucking but really only like solo women stuff without the guy in it.

I actually am a virgin though so I dont know whether Id like these things if i was doing them or if Id be turned off, I really cant know until i ever actually have sex or fool around with a woman.

Which may never happen

>>81720273
>I love the smell of pussy when a girl is turned on. I love eating out girls.
jesus christ how horrifying

>>81720301
>I actually am a virgin though so I dont know whether Id like these things if i was doing them or if Id be turned off, I really cant know until i ever actually have sex or fool around with a woman.
>Which may never happen
yeah when i figured out i was never gonna get laid i went a little nuts with the degeneracy. i keep posting "no homo" and think im mostly straight, but ive also managed to get a 42 inch depth probe silicone toy all the way into me? my insides hurt so much the next day, i thought i had punctured holes in my intestines and i was just waiting to bleed out internally, was a pretty scary few days. messed with sounding stuff (it just burns, holy fuck, how do people like that), tried remote control buttplug toys, fleshlights, all that shit.

end of the day its just easier, more convenient to just jerk off into a paper towel looking at weird fucked up shit and then calling it a night and going to bed.

>>81719008
how queer

>>81720328
jesus christ man

>>81720332
ist pretty weird. ive done some totally fucked shit, but it was long enough ago its just a weird memory. one time i drank two bottles of cough syrup, couldnt handle it, vomited it all ontop of one of those 44 gallon plastic tub bin lids. then, feeling miserable and knowing i was gonna feel shit and not even get high, i...i scooped the vomit back up and ate it all, so id still get high.

i KNOW i did this, i remember doing this. but...i did it anyways. it was all, chunky, and stuff. and since it was cough syrup it tasted sickenly sweet? that shits fucking LOADED with destrose or whatever, so it might as well of been me vomiting pure sugar up and then scooping up my own sugarvomit back into me. why did i do that

>he doesnt slide the soap bar tip in an out a few times
gotta make sure its clean. most soap your lower intestine treats as an expectorant essientially, so if its slips in completely, not really a problem, just gotta sit on the throne, relax, and let it slip back out

I LOVE ANUS.

I LOVE ANUS!!!!!!!!

>>81720599
yeah its a bit of a pain. one would know where