moids like this don't exist

>>81719585 (OP)
the NPC

>>81719585 (OP)
>Progressive
>Depicts a white guy
Just date a black guy

>>81719585 (OP)
souds like a customisable character

>feminist
>doesn't watch explicit videos
you forgot "no penis"

>>81719585 (OP)
Dating a White man isn't very progressive of you.

>>81719585 (OP)
besides the "progressive""feminist""modestclothing""naturally handsome" bait parts, this is basically a 10/10

>>81719585 (OP)
I'm not a leftoid (anymore)
And I'm ugly af.

>>81719585 (OP)
FOIDS descibre your chad

>>81719625
>kind
>funny
>VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81719625
>Pretty
>Cutes Him self (for fun) (to impress me)
>INTUETIVE
>Not a Virgin
>Smells Nice
>Virgo moon
>Educated
>White
>Break up With me 5 times
>Like me

I don't know about the rest of you but I would never in a million years date a "progressive" woman. I can't think of anything more abrasive.

>>81719585 (OP)
this is bait and you're a fag but ill take it
im literally this guy. so many men like this exist. but women go for le chad who fucks n dumps them. so it goes. just how it is. youve heard it ad nauseum at this point, right? why is it so true?

>>81719625
>Named Tyrone
>Big
>Black
>Cock

Id post a pic but Id get doxed we exist we are deeply unhappy and alone

>>81719653
Helo handsome 13 year old

>>81719585 (OP)
I have almost all of this, but I'm not naturally handsome, tall, or white. I'm a sea monkey. Is that a deal breaker?

>>81719653
are you actually dating for marriage?

>>81719585 (OP)
I have all of these except I'm ugly and jack off to JAV. Wanna be my discord kitten?

>>81719585 (OP)
Problem. "Naturally Handsome" and "No past GF/Virgin" are ALMOST mutually exclusive.

If he's hot, he's going to have women. If he wants someone, he'll have her.

Further problem. If he's naturally handsome now, he was at LEAST somewhat naturally handsome before. He probably had at least one girl before. If he dates for marriage, and said girl does too, he'll have his sweetheart as early as before he even leaves high school.

Third problem. So, if you want him naturally handsome, and few to no past partners, you're going to have to bag him young. Guess what? He definitely won't have the money needed to support a two-person household, let alone more if kids are a future thing. Assuming you're older, would you be willing to be the primary breadwinner for the some odd years it'll take for him to get established? If so, all the more power to you. Yet, few do, so I'm giving my doubts here ahead of time.

>>81719670
sort of. im a virgin. if i knew the girl was le one, id take her to marriage and she should make it easy for both of us. if not, if shes going to shit test forever and make it unbelievably hard, if shes immature past the point of normal immaturity for a woman, then sure. ill fuck and dump her like every other guy.

>>81719585 (OP)
No past gf would likely mean very young though, I think it's quite unlikely for a boy in his 30s so I think that's why it's pretty unrealistic

>>81719724
>I think it's quite unlikely for a boy in his 30s so I think that's why it's pretty unrealistic
this entire board is full of men in their 30's who have never had a gf fuck you

>>81719689
>she should make it easy for both of us
what do you mean by this

>>81719585 (OP)
this is like the default skin or some thing
were u need to give him personality traits and dye his hair
and adjust his penis Lenth in CAS
maxed out
>>81719724
Ya ..
>dating for mariage
>Loves mommy
still hasnt escaped momys warm bosom

>>81719731
Nobody here has ever provided a proof of actually being over 25 and the perdominant style of communication screams "underage", not "in my 30s"

>>81719747
and you haven't ever provided proof of being a real woman but here we are faggot

>>81719585 (OP)
l fixed it.

>>81719737
essentially, dont be a bitch. dont shit test to the point where it ruins the relationship to begin with. its a relationship, respect should be mutual. you can shit test, youre a woman, its fine. but if youre disrespectful, and shit testing. what use do you really have for me. no one can tolerate that

>>81719585 (OP)
you'd have to confirm that I'm handsome but I'm pretty sure I qualify

>>81719622
Oh and I watch hentai.
Gotta be honest.

>>81719636
>funny
Date a fucking clown then. If you have THAT on ur list it means ur not funny urself
>>81719640
Cant even spell intuitive right and probably doesnt know what it means, illiterate discord foid. Hit a vein
>>81719653
>This is me
>Says fag and claims to be progressive
Hmmm

>>81719789
>fags cant be progressive and say fag anymore
lol? you're retarded

>>81719731
Yeah, but we don't fit the description in the OP.

>>81719770
dude whatt

>>81719757
I could if it was actually relevant to the conversation but it wouldn't change my suspicions that most boys here are underage or at least are under 25, so like no "proofs" would be good enough for them and even if I post a pic it would be easy for them to go "nice plastic surgery,troon". While for me a partially obscured pic with like wrinkles or graying hairs and ID with birth year visible would suffice

TWINK ON TWINK VIOLENCE ITT!!!!!

>>81719800
You don't love your mother?

>>81719804
so what are your questions?

>>81719826
I love my mother but I'm not a feminist or progressive or handsome and I have black hair and I don't look like a young twink.

>>81719836
To be honest I have no idea how someone can live his life wanting a woman to love him while not being a feminist. Like, do you not love her? Do you not want the best for her? Do you not want her to be fulfilled and happy? How can she ever love you if you don't support her existence?
But I'm also a khhv so what do I know.

>>81719810
I and everyone i know whos on r9k is younger than 19

>>81719851
>Like, do you not love her? Do you not want the best for her? Do you not want her to be fulfilled and happy? How can she ever love you if you don't support her existence?
None of that is feminist. Feminism is about hating men. Not about loving women. I love women and want the best for them BUT I don't hate men or want us to suffer so I am actually the opposite of a feminist.

Feminism is a hate movement. Don't argue with this fact.

>>81719835
i could be your virgin wife and you can tape my mouth shut whenever i annoy you

>>81719796
I mean yea if ur gonna be a libtard I dont think im gonna hear fag coming out of ur mouth. Unless ur larping which you prob are. Retard.

>>81719851
as far as I know feminist means believing men are equal to women. I believe women are equal in value to men and that both are needed for civilization but saying there is no difference between men and women has led to so many problems in not only the dating scene but modern life.

>>81719873
be my guest lol. you're a fairy and itll never happen but i wouldnt mind you.

>>81719872
>None of that is feminist. Feminism is about hating men. Not about loving women. I love women and want the best for them BUT I don't hate men or want us to suffer so I am actually the opposite of a feminist.
This is just nonsense incels made up as a strawman dude. Being a feminist is just supporting equality between the sexes. That's it. All that other stuff is just politics brainrot. Be nice to girls even if they won't fuck us.

>>81719880
Equality doesn't mean they are literally equal on a biological level but on a societal level. Women should be afforded all the same rights as men, shouldn't be discriminated against for their gender, shouldn't be forced to be in a subservient role to men, should be respected in the workplace just as much as men, etc. It's not about who is physically stronger or bone mass lol.

>>81719585 (OP)
Is it a requirement that he be white?

>>81719863
>I and everyone I know on r9k
>Younger than 19
Jeez kid

>>81719905
>Being a feminist is just supporting equality between the sexes.
That is being anti-feminist. Jesus fucking christ dude.

>>81719905
Youre literally mansplaining what he said because you cant read in between the lines.

>>81719905
No, the past few decades hasn't taught you shit. The idea that men and women are treated equal by society is complete bullshit. Women are actually treated better than men. Far better. Both women and men prefer women in the work place. Women have a much easier time in the job market. Its bullshit. We are not treated equal and we need to account for that..

>dates for marriage
>No past gf
>Progressive and feminist

All the men who are progressive are bisexual and into polyamory

>>81719928
Yep never put sex or ethnicity and I get 5x the job offers insane they get tax credits of diversity.

>>81719863
Well it actually makes sense, a lot of communication styles present here do resemble people of your age group so that makes lots of sense

>>81719947
Then wonder where all the men are.
Like you forced us out fucking insane behavior.

>>81719789
, Intuitive as in
Divinely intune witht he universe
Like me

>>81719585 (OP)
Thx for the base

>>81719601
you're massively retarded and think the internet is the real world

>>81719585 (OP)
I'm progressive, feminist, love my mama, and am naturally handsome.
Everything else I fail though, and also I hate women and would ruin you.

>>81719882
how olld are you ? >;( im not a fairy im a human

>>81719905
>Equality doesn't mean they are literally equal on a biological level but on a societal level.
You can't be equal on a societal level if you aren't on a biological level. The past few decades have proven so.
>It's not about who is physically stronger or bone mass lol.
Never mentioned either of those things. Women think differently than men, which is something they will admit when they discuss how men fail understand what attracts them.
>shouldn't be forced to be in a subservient role to men
In an ideal society the men would be so great the women would prefer to submit to them. Women don't prefer to be submissive today because men have gotten emasculated and fucked in the head due to various causes. The desire for independence is circumstantial.

>>81719973
Gay boi detection radars are off the charts we need boobs big or small with a time stamp stat

>>81719625
>Tall
>Tall
>Tall
>TALL
>TALLLLLLL
>TALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Oh did i mention tall?

>>81719968
Young white men are THE most conservative block across countries. They are also a very small portion of the overall world population. They also don't have to change any of their beliefs to get a gf. It is you that don't actually live in the real world. That's why you are on /r9k/ listing demands

>>81719585 (OP)
It's the naturally handsome part, it doesn't say anything that exists

You might as well be saying
>The ideal man
>ideal

>>81720020
I'm a woman and that sounds super hot, but only hot if he's above 6'2" (adjusted for heightflation)

>>81719585 (OP)
he does if he's 12

>>81720032
OMGosh Nooo
I dont wna athin bait
it i dont wana think
about it

>>81719585 (OP)
I have a problem with describing any male as a feminist rather than a feminist ally. feminism is a women's movement.

>>81719997
>That's why you are on /r9k/ listing demands
calling you a retard is not listing demand. on average, blacks are socially conservative. you'll only encounter progressive ones in certain colleges at universities and online.

>>81719989
(.)(.) 03:16 AM 7/5

>>81719997
>They also don't have to change any of their beliefs to get a gf.
There are plenty of White robots on here who can't get gfs. Of course, we're not going to change our beliefs either. But we are here.

>>81720058
Blacks are the most progressive group in America. They are so progressive they have done away with the nuclear family and have children out of wedlock. They are so progressive that they let the state raise their children. You are an idiot.

>>81719973
im 23. how old are you?

>>81720070
You are ugly tho. So the OP has nothing to do with you. Good looking white guys don't have to change for anyone.

>>81720076
dayyummm you too young for me white boy :3 im 25

>>81720055
I used to think like that too, but then I realized that males are the only true feminists because we actually understand concepts like egalitarianism and liberation through our lived experience, and women lack those concepts and lack accountability for themselves.

>>81720073
That is not what OP means by 'progressive' you mind broken /pol/ faggot.

>>81720093
>we actually understand concepts like egalitarianism and liberation through our lived experience
That's why we aren't feminist, mind you.

>>81720095
But that is what progressives want?

>>81720032
If i ever dove into psyhosis the commander boogeyman of my altered reality wold manifest as an ugly rancid 7foot jeet
thats realy fast
And

Im prety sure that description is copyright in like spc fandom or something g nvm

>>81720096
I am, feminism is sweet, I just wish women were good enough for it.

>>81720092
let me kiss you mommy :(

>>81720095
>I don't like the end result of policies
That's all I hear. Nothing about modern black Americans are conservative, retard. They are the end result of progressive feminists policies. Women having children out of wedlock to a small number of men. 70% of black children are born out of wedlock and raised in single mother households.

>>81720112
Why do you hate the idea of equality?

>>81719914
pfft. i was on /r9k/ at age 15. nobodies more fucked than me. oh and i didn't have a faggy, nastly little discord group of transvestites who i talk to.

>>81720101
You have such a strange understanding of women and people in general I think it's possible that it's been years since you've spoken out loud to somebody that doesn't basically say and think the same exact shit as you

>>81719585 (OP)
Everybody ITT is built for BBC

>>81720131
I don't think you've set foot outside a college classroom. You're high on your professor's farts and completely oblivious to how the real world works.

>>81720117
nigger I don't care about what you're saying. what OP means by progressive is that s(he) wants a man that doesn't hate faggots, and isn't racist. That is all that matters to women about being 'progressive' not policy.

>>81720119
I don't? What is this foid-brained nonsense. Did you stop beating your wife yet?

>>81720114
why dont you have a girfriend?!

I'm a feminist, but not in the way you think.

>>81720142
You're so entrenched in /pol/faggotry that you think anybody who calls you moron is a progressive. You're like a retarded, malfunctioning John Nada.

>>81720155
You have no argument and are just ranting incoherently. Which makes sense given that your progressive ideology is itself utterly divorced from reality.

>>81720145
You think feminism is sweet, that means you hate equality, because feminism is misandry.

>>81720168
I suspected your rationale would be retarded, but I honestly didn't think it would be that baldly retarded. This isn't a conversation worth continuing.

>>81719997
I see this often too. They post some white character or they list things like "blue eyes" behind a wall of other weird political requirements. It is no wonder women aren't getting married anymore.

>>81720179
They would be better off getting knocked up by some negro and having a half mutt child that the tax payer fronts. That is the "progressive" way. Stop whining to all of us about your white prince that doesn't exist.

>>81720205
>>81720179
>t n*gers

>>81719585 (OP)
I am all of these things but have female fatigue. Honestly I don't want to date or marry or have sex nearly as often as I did 10+ years ago when I was in middle school. When I worked in a hospital with my Mother, there were women who kept asking my Mom about me and trying to get her to hook me and them up, I ended up quitting that job and just going back to being unemployed (collective my passive income) and playing games competitively. I find women to be very annoying and the idea of relationships to be nothing but work, like I am getting with a woman to basically have more responsibilities. It does not sound fun at all and prefer to just workout and play games all day. I literally hiked 15 miles straight alone and had the greatest time ever. I would much rather hangout with neets online that call me Chad and are funny then to be with some nagging woman with an anxiety disorder. I'll probably just date an 18 year old in my 30s.

>>81719614
as a progressive white foid she wants a progressive white moid so that they can be patronizingly racist and narcissistic together

>>81719585 (OP)
Attractive people date in high school or college. It's just natural.

>>81720151
im a coddled man. and i never went out of my way to get a girl. i got a lot of matches fom women but thats about it. no plans ever came up

>>81719585 (OP)
I am all of this but I am not feminist. I think it makes my radfem gf like me more since I am no a sniveling faggot who kowtows to her ideologically.
They like a man who can think for himself

>>81720416
thats just about my excuse too.
>coddled man
mamas boy? awww

>>81719585 (OP)
>feminist
You want a spineless pussy for a bf? Just be a lesbian?
>All that other shit
So what do you have to offer besides the hole between your legs?

>>81720122
I mean same and me neither but in 2025?

>>81719585 (OP)
i fukig HAT IT
I HATE IT

>>81719993
Foids are such actual robots that this is all they want and think of in guys. Truly astonishing, disturbing things. How bleak

>>81720160
You're a schizo faggot who thinks every person that (rightfully) calls you a retard is a progressive. I'm telling you that you lack perspective on how normalfaggots think, and you think that everybody in the world is as invested as your /pol/faggot nonsense as you are.

>>81719585 (OP)
I'm not a feminist and I have an anonymous twitter account, it's over for me.

>>81720455
it isnt by choice. its either this or homelessness. you may just make me pack my things and hit the road. just cause.

>>81719585 (OP)
lower you standards, no man is like this

>>81719585 (OP)
I fit all of these except Doesn't Watch Explicit Videos
and I'd chuck that out in a heartbeat for a real woman, as would most incels probably

>>81719585 (OP)
A guy like this is so beatable

>>81719636
I'm 3/3 on this so clearly tall is also in that criteria

>>81719585 (OP)
Bingo
nigger niggerYou have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original. nigger

>>81719585 (OP)
Check your friendzone retarded whore

>>81719585 (OP)
you're right that doesn't exist so you should kill yourself

>>81719585 (OP)
And in return he gets a naggy roastie beef 10+body count bitch he needs to financially care for

>>81719585 (OP)
This man in incompatible with progressivism.

>>81719585 (OP)
I have names for these types: the cry pillow, like a brother, best friend, the pussy drier, the oofy doofy, the betabux deluxe.

>>81719585 (OP)
Men like this don't exist because as long as you fit the handsome box women will throw themselves at you, they don't need to shape themselves to women's desire

>>81719585 (OP)
Unironically me other than the politics. And big surprise, I married young.
The deep irony of the robots standards, both anon and fem, is only lost on you poor tortured souls. You will never have a happy relationship if you keep gooning

>>81719585 (OP)
>feminist
>pure
uhh. feminism explicitly tells people to have lots of random sex.
this is why women's stated desires cannot be listened to. women do not know what they want.

>>81722195
Not sure why you people still cannot get it into your heads. You watch what a women does not what she says. Look.at who she is rewarding who she gives attention too. It is almost never what she says she likes.

>>81719585 (OP)
so 90% of incels?
Holy fuck women suck at memes

>>81719585 (OP)
This is literally me except I'm a bit heavier and I'm not a virgin

>>81719625
Probably alien that will kill all all moids, because I frankly cannot even imagine a human moid ever being worth my time.

>>81722520
Your pic suggests that you literally want God to be your bf

>>81719585 (OP)
No
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
No-ish
No-ish
No
No
Eh
No
No
Yeah I guess not.

>>81721688
>as long as you fit the handsome box women will throw themselves at you
Not if you are short. Plenty of aesthetically attractive guys out there fall to the wayside because they don't have the height to give women crotch tinglies.

>>81719585 (OP)
>No past gf
bullshit. women have repeatedly said a man who gets no bitches is unattractive. They wonder why no one else wants him because foids are so hiveminded they won't even fuck without their friends' approval
>Dates for marriage
No smart man wants to get married, not with today's divorce rates. The only men who do are blue-pilled delusional cucks, which women also don't like
>no social media
Women think this is weird. they love social media. many use it to vet the guy they are interested in
>Loves his mother
No woman wants a mama's boy. nevermind how many of them dont want to compete with his mother
>Progressive
the amount of leftist women saying they cant stop fucking right wing men beg to differ
>only has eyes for you
refer to my first point
>doesn't cheat
you're repeating yourself, so I will to. Refer to my first point
>doesnt watch explicit videos
I'm assuming you're refering to porn in which case, fair enough. that's a green flag
>feminist
refer to my previous point about progressive men. you're repeating yourself again, unless you think there's a difference between progessive and feminist
>wears modest clothing
slutty clothing do not exist for men. Our bodies arent sexualised like that. Unless you mean he only wears suits and polo shirts with khakis, like a little bitch
>naturally handsome
as opposed to what? last i check it's very hard to wear enough makeup to look handsome, unless you count that dandies in south korea that do in fact wear makeup, even though that's a different beauty standard
>virgin
what else does no past gf mean? why cant foids make these types of lists without repeating themselves? Either way, shit list. You had ONE good point about porn and even then, what else is a nigga supposed to do if he's a virgin who gets no bitches? Men need their balls drained

>>81722520
Lol you are a stinky poop color skin pajeeta and you think you are the judge of the lives of men? I really really get it now how females have such huge fucking egos, your ego is massive. you are literally from the race of people who worship cow shit and piss and you act like youre better than all other men

this is literally me except azn

Bumping this to match the gf thread

>>81719601
When you hear a foid rant about her ideal man he's always white, maybe a top tier Asian at times

>>81719947
What's the point of being hired as a nonwhite male anyway? Yeah I might get some money but advancement opportunities aren't really there, and you're only kept around to have work be dumped on you while foids joke around with Chad at work and slack off

>>81719585 (OP)
That's because this is a female fantasy.
Why would a man be a feminist or not watch porn when he's a virgin?

picky bitch, just go for the lard ass next door

>>81719625
Literally the guy in OP's picture but also doesn't watch anime and not an AGP

>>81719585 (OP)
why would you date a male feminist? at that point you might as well go butch.

>>81719585 (OP)
for gays

>>81719585 (OP)
here's me, hmu ladies

>>81719779
literally me except I haven't had a gf

>>81719585 (OP)
i think i seen em around, best of luck OP