foids like this don't exist

>>81720954 (OP)
I don't know about the loving her father part

>>81720954 (OP)
are you amish?

>>81720990
If she doesn't have a good relationship with her father she is going to have mental issues

They do they just wouldn't date degenerate 4chan coomers

>>81721002
You don't really believe that, do you?

>>81720954 (OP)
Maybe if a woman like her exist this sea monkey wouldn't be alone anymore

does she have any personality outside of this or is she just a soulless automaton who incubates babies for me

>>81720954 (OP)
>no past bf
i have never had a relationship
>doesn't cheat
i am very loyal i would only cheat as revenge if you cheat
>dates for marriage
yes
>doesn't watch explicit videos
sometimes
>no social media
i have none i hate it
>loves her father
no but i never think about him
>wears modest clothing
yes
>virgin
yes
>conservative
more of a moderate
>only has eyes for you
yes

>>81721034
yeah but you're a fatty fat

>>81721034
Do you have BPD? Why do you have a bad relationship with your father?

>>81721013
I dont believe, I know. Why would a modest Christian woman (an actual one, not a larping 4chan whore) date a degenerate 4chan coomer who degrades women?

>>81721034
id have you if youd have me

>>81720954 (OP)
>Ideal woman
Lets pick this apart
>No past BF
I prefer a past of a small group of shitty BFs so I seem amazing
>Dates for Marraige
I refuse to het married till divorce courts change.
>No social media
Agree
>Doesn't Cheat
I like FFM threesomes and don't consider her fucking other women cheating, so mostly agree.
>Virgin
Yall really think virgins are some mentally stable excellent decisions makers. One virgin I was with became shitty and threw a rock at my window and would shit talk me behind my back and wondered why I left her.
The other cheated on me with a class project partner.
The other became psycho and tried killing herself outside my door.
I like a little experience, but not so much nothing impresses her.
>Only has eyes for you
I want her to scope out other women for us to have sex with together.
>Doesn't watch explicit videos
NOPE! deal breaker. Been with a girl who couldn't stomach gore or nudith and we did not last and she wanted to micromanage my life.
>Loves her father
Depends on her dad. I've gotten along with most dads but I've met a few who are blow hard faggots
>Wears modest clothing
Mostly agree. I want her to slut it up in the bedroom though.
>Conservative
I prefer political nihilism. Both sides suck, both sides enact the same laws, neither work for you.

>>81721034
Sounds perfect. Age?

>>81721039
no
>>81721045
no bpd and he is just a bad person

>>81721074
You are a porn addicted moid so your degenerate preferences are not surprising

>>81720954 (OP)
>foids like this don't exist
Pretty much. They are all corrupted into Chad-only whores from the moment they first use a smartphone.

>>81721074
Let me redo the ideal woman.
>Has limited amount of ex bfs all of them worse than you
>Bisexual and loves FFM threesomes
>loves creampies
>Understands why you don't believe in marriage, stays anyway
>Isn't attracted to other men
>Loves videogames and trying new things
>Doesn't lie. Doesn't lie by omission either and make up copes that technically it wasn't a lie
>Misogynist, but is extremely sexually attracted to women
>Has mostly chick friends that she has had drunken hookups with
>Not an attention seeker
>keeps all drinking and drug use in moderation
>loves weird movies
>loves horror
>classifies most rap as "niggerbop"
>Will talk he friends and family into a threesome for you
>Doesn't make up retarded rules and restrictions for threesomes
>Doesn't get upset if you occasionally fuck the threesome partner when she isn't around cause she does the same.
>funny, kind, supportive and charming
>Accepts accountability
>good body
>Doesn't dress up for attention or go seeking attention
>is greatful
>Loves giving head

>>81721099
Do you want me to describe what the inside of a vagina feels like?
It's pretty obvious you have no idea and have been buying into the "muh trad wife" forced meme.

Hopeyou do find a wife.... then you can learn all about divorce court and realize how retarded your fantasy was.

>>81721166
>BBBBBUT MUH PORN

>>81720954 (OP)
Personally, I wouldn't give a fuck if my wife watched adult content.

>>81721255
Yeah, because you're addicted to porn.

>>81720954 (OP)
>completely virgin physically
>doesn't cheat
>isn't repulsive
that's enough for me, and apparently it's still unrealistic lmao

>>81721034
>Would cheat as revenge
This is where ur mind goes? Really?
>Watches porn as a foid
>No relationship with dad
>Centrist
Wow. Foids cant do anything right huh

>>81721316
>This is where ur mind goes? Really?
cheaters deserve it
>Watches porn as a foid
yeah how dare i do something everybody does
>No relationship with dad
if he wanted a relationship with his children maybe he shouldn't have been a piece of shit
>Centrist
being a political extremist is a red flag actually

>>81720954 (OP)
They definitely do, but they're 15.

>>81721336
What kind of porn do you watch?-

>>81720954 (OP)
fixed it for you sir

>>81721363
>foids like this don't exi-

>>81721350
This isn't the 90s. Most 15 year olds in 2025 would definitely fail.

>>81721336
>cheaters deserve it
Youve literally never been in a relationship
>yeah how dare i do something everybody does
Men have a higher sex drive, you have no reason to be watching that shit
>if he wanted a relationship with his children maybe he shouldnt have been a piece of shit
Dont give a fuck, still concerning, even if that is the circumstance. Btw, sounds like youre the piece of shit
>being a political extremist is a red flag actually
Youre a centrist. You basically let anything slide and sit with it. You are weak and retarded. YOU are the red flag, foid. Do not procreate

>>81721336
>cheaters deserve it
you become the same thing though, at which point the things you describe can be done to you without guilt from that point on

dumbass

>>81721363
The number of women like that are less than the number of op pic

>>81721387
Not the person. But any faggot that falls for this bait retardation is braindead and a fucktard.

>>81721411
Person? You mean the foid? How could this be bait

>>81721387
Nigga, you are talking to a tranny you brainless fuck.

>>81721446
I have seen it from time to time here. Just retarded people that have nothing better to do so they write stupid bait so people will reply. Saw it the moment he replied to the foid the first time(which too is a man that is bored out of his mind and just larping as a women).

>>81721387
it's amazing how nothing you are saying makes sense
>>81721388
i support good ole eye for an eye, someone who has done a terrible thing deserves to experience it himself

>>81721411
>>81721454
>>81721474
i don't know what exactly made you seethe but i meant everything i said keep coping

>>81720954 (OP)
they exist, but either they're all snatched very very early on, or they have some physical problem that makes them selfisolate so you can't get to them

>>81721475
Stop larping as a women.

>>81721454
No need to get nasty

>>81721490
Nothing to seethe here. Just seeing plain old retardation that has existed here for a long time. They are bored so they larp. Have nothing to do so they write bait. This the extent of conversation you are gonna find here(with some very rare exception). Nothing less, nothing more.

>>81721497
learn how to type words properly

>>81721518
That still wouldn't make you not a man larping.

>>81721515
I gotta get off this board

>>81721475
>i support good ole eye for an eye, someone who has done a terrible thing deserves to experience it himself
you're being overly dramatic and missing the point

guys cheat for different reasons than women do
if he's cheating on you it's likely he's already lost any feelings for you and therefore you cheating on him won't amount to much

either way 90% of male cheating is due to sexual scarcity so just fuck him whenever he wants and you're golden lol

>>81721034
>i am very loyal i would only cheat as revenge if you cheat
immediate red flag and you stupid niggers still replying to this lmao

>>81721369
Still would ngl.

originaldo

>>81721002
They do not exist, I've known a couple of women who nail the OP pic but they ended up being cheating whores just like the rest.

>>81721034
>i am very loyal i would only cheat as revenge if you cheat
desu thats kinda retarded.
like, I assume you're someone who wants a strong emotional and trusting connection with someone before you let them fuck your pussy right?
you'd throw that principle away out of spite?

>>81721074
>I like a little experience,
the night your GF lost her virginity WILL be a core memory, certainly among the most... lets say top 20 important memories in an average humans life.
Ergo, when she's the girl you marry, on her literal deathbed when her most important memories flash before your eyes, she WILL think about fucking another men as one of her last thoughts. Even If you've been happily married an "soulmates" for decades.
Sure, you'll hopefully be amongst those important memories too, a lot more prominently than the other guy probably, but she will 100% think of sleeping with another men in her final moments on earth if she isn't a virgin.
Same goes for moids to desu.
In other words... your "little experience" is just a cuck fetish.

I went to a religious university brimming with women exactly like this. I received a few advances, but I stayed away since I was long distance with my now-wife. If you change your environment, you could meet people like this.
To all you robots, have you considered how ironic your chastity standards are?
The average robot goons every day and then expects total purity from an ethereal future wiffe. Rules for thee and not for me, hmm?

>>81721363
The brown wave of street shitters is upon us. sar i must have a loyal woman sar, as i watch porn sar

>>81722088
What if I only jerk off every few days?
I wouldn't mind a gf that masturbates too.

>>81722059
>Same goes for moids to desu.
lmao i don't think about that shit at all. what are you talking about? i think about the best sex i've had and the worst sex i've had and that's really about it.

>>81722088
>The average robot goons every day and then expects total purity from an ethereal future wiffe. Rules for thee and not for me, hmm?

You're

a)gay
b)a jew
c)actually a woman (just probably a tranny)

Men are not to be held for the same standards as women, if I have to explain why you prove being the 3 above.

KYS, faggot.

>>81720954 (OP)
i didn't make it
this isn't hard to find if you convert to mormonism

>>81722178
As a moderate pervert, you sound decent.

>>81722178
>X over the woman
What mean by this did you?

>>81722178
you should date me, an overweight balding 34yo virgin

it will be great

>>81720954 (OP)
Agree with almost all, except:
>wears modest clothing
Sure if we're going outside, since I don't want everyone to look at her like she's some slut. But at home or on vacation, I'd want her to wear some cute/sexy stuff for me, like sundresses with nothing under.
>conservative
No. I hate social conservatism and it is holding us back as a society. Not saying go full rainbow flag, blue/purple hair libtard, but my ideal woman would lean liberal.
>dates for marriage
Okay, but I must have 100% guarantee she'll never want to divorce me. Otherwise, marriage is just shooting myself in the foot as I have things and money I don't want to lose.

>>81722192
thanks fellow moderate pervert
>>81722208
ugly woman i am, conventionally pretty cartoon girl is

>>81722236
Already, have men lining up for you you do.
Alone by choice you are?
For special someone, you wait?
Rare gem indeed, if so.

>>81721967
that's not true, he'd lose his shit when you cheat back
>>81721974
>justice is a red flag
says more about you than me
>>81722022
who said the guy i cuck him with has to be casual? in this scenario, the cheater would be the one who betrayed my principles. if he cheats on a loyal virgin like me then he knowingly used me. at that point, there is nothing to lose from giving him a dose of his own medicine

>>81722456
>The guy I cuck him with
Please God let this be bait or a tranny

>>81720954 (OP)
>Loves her father
Um...

>>81721034
how do you feel about niggers? any woman who doesnt hate niggers is not marriage material

>>81720954 (OP)
Was going to say this is my girlfriend until I saw "Loves her Father". Unclear on that for me still. And since she started dating me she started to dress a bit more for me.

>>81721052
Trvth nuke, sorry guys, stick with your bpdemons and leave these girls for the normies and chads

>>81722730
it's neither. are you fucking retarded? what is so baffling about the concept of completely deserved revenge? if you don't want to get cheated on, don't cheat, simple as
>>81722746
i have never seen one irl. i don't think about them

>>81722813
are you white? you should hate them. niggers will work to kill you and eventually your own children and your childrens children. they are the enemy of all whites

>>81722878
You guys remind me why people think white people are retarded. Falling for race bullshit when they will prob be content in their own ghettos and us in our own white trash back alley prostitute ridden trash parks

>>81722896
are you religious? betraying your blood is a grave sin that you cant return from. race is very real and you better get used to it because we arent falling for your bullshit propaganda anymore that races are all the same. niggers arent human and I dont want white women fucking niggers and killing off their bloodline for lust

>>81722916
Shut the fuck up man. None of this shit matters. And yeah I am religious but I know saint peter isn't going to send me to hell if I do not go on a crusade on a people I can give less of a shit about. Just date white women and fuck off. Its not that hard.

>>81720954 (OP)
>no past bf
Only one is the one ive got now that I found on here over 4 years ago
>doesn't cheat
I would never cheat. If cheated on though say goodbye to your foreskin. I wont take the whole penis of course, you have to always remember the mistake that was made when you look down at your foreskinless penis. And before the im already cut comment, I wouldnt humor you with a relationship to begin with so it wouldnt matter.
>dates for marriage
No other way to do it
>doesn't watch explicit videos
I mean you cant expect me to be an Angel
>no social media
Unfortunately I love the internet and seeing what others are up to. I must collect information.
>loves her father
It depends on the day. We can both be challenging to communicate with and be around but I think we have the same common goal so it could be worse
>wears modest clothing
In public yes. It feels weird to wear skirts or dresses of most kinds. Pants and t shirts are the usual.
>virgin
I was prior to my bf
>conservative
It depends on the subject at hand
>only has eyes for you
I only have interest in my boyfriend.

>>81722932
niggers and traitors arent going to heaven if you choose to betray your blood for lust. niggers were created to be the adversary of whites its why they hate white people seemingly from birth crying about racism and slavery

>>81722968
You are retarded man. Have fun worrying about bullshit or whatever till you die.

>>81721034
I'll take it. Marriage and few kids when?

>>81722976
niggers dont have souls believe in your retarded version of god that the bible doesnt teach

>>81722878
i see. niggers sound scary. i am glad they don't live in my country

>>81723008
hopefully you find a nice white man to marry and have white babies with I wish you luck femanon

>>81720954 (OP)
funny how this really is the ideal foid, but if the gender were reversed it'll be the biggest beta ever

>>81723025
That's not me, I will have children with any race of man if he is a good man. Never racist moids like you.

my filipina wife is exactly like this. why chase western roasties?

>>81723869
But your daughters will not be like this.

Is this the ideal woman?

>>81723869
Filipinas are exactly like this but their vices is gambling and playing candy crush when they are older

>>81723875
That is why you have to instill fear by beating them and marrying them off young.

>>81723935
Beating women when they are children ensures they become whores tho

>>81723869
Did you import her to your country or go to live in the Philippines? If the former, you're in for a rude awakening.

>>81720954 (OP)
She can social media, just not a very prominent presence. Like, don't post too often.

Past bf is fine, but if I ever have to hear about it, unprovoked, I'm killing her and then myself.

>>81722813
Because its kinda evil and gross to be thinking about revenge all day, but it is typical foid behavior so

>>81720954 (OP)
who cares? thats not what i want.
I would rather my girl be kinky and share it with me.

>>81720954 (OP)
This is me except my father died.
99.99% of men don't want someone who waits till marriage. They want her to give it up before marriage because it makes them feel special.

Whenver I tell those trad guys I am waiting till marriage they act happy but after a few dates they start acting like "oh you're actually serious about that?" and keep trying to later to change my mind about it.

>>81725039
Wow! Your only value is your pussy because your that boring!!

>>81725039
Because men are retarded war monkeys and dont know what they want

>>81725321
Um, I am cute and rich and smart.
Men just value one thing only in women

>>81725337
Lies, i may be a retarded war monkey but i do know i want to fight beside Sanguinius at the eternity gate in a noble last stand, get your facts right foid

>>81720954 (OP)
you guys are silly bitches

>>81722088
>The average robot goons every day and then expects total purity from an ethereal future wiffe
I wouldn't really mind if my future wife was a gooner too, it's fair, but she must be a virgin like me

The ideal woman is a baddie that simply wants me so much that she doesn't chase other men.

>>81725039
>but after a few dates they start acting like "oh you're actually serious about that?
you are a tranny so they probably thought you were memeing

>>81721034
foids like this don't exist,
tfw no cosmic spawn gf from beyond the stars
>>no past bf
i wouldnt care, i'd just try and be the last pick if i was "next in line" or whatever chudcels spin it
>>doesn't cheat
lol lmao, they cheat, i'd just leave, we're free to make our own choices after the trust pact is said and done
>>dates for marriage
dating for fun and enjoying a time out is acceptable too, (in other words, dating to commiting is acceptable)
>>doesn't watch explicit videos
up to em, i got no problem if they watchin hentai shit, i'd just question why they watchin the material they do, and go from there, if they goin for bully tactics, i'll do bully tactics 7x
>>no social media
idc, let em shitpost where they want
>>loves her father
that be a blessin, but understandable if things are estranged,
>>wears modest clothing
let em wear whatever they feel like, whether it makes em feel safe, or feel super stylish and cute
>>virgin
idc
>>conservative
idc, i'll care less if they're tryna brainwash me into their politics
>>only has eyes for you
that be nice, i'd love for em to have many many eyes on me

>>81726133
didnt mean to (You) just took that to be lazy with the conditions the op pick had
this is just my own criteria

>>81723852
your kids will look like monkeys though do you want that or do you want them to look like little white angels? this is what the average mixed mutt looks like

>>81720954 (OP)
Weird because guys like this do

>>81723852
i feel like a mindset like this is admirable but won't your family hate it?

>>81720954 (OP)
Literally me but I'm almost 30 so it's basically over

>>81727326
that makes it even better femanon, but you're not gonna want a 19 year old anon to marry and have kids with so it's basically over for me

nightmare mode: try thinking of an ideal woman that isn't thematically primed around the notion that she will never leave you

>>81727336
I sincerely want that so badly, anon. But the logistics are probably against us.
Live a happy life or come to Brazil and let's have babies while I still can

>>81727392
Wait, you're from Brazil? wanna add me? i'm like, close, sorry for the late reply, i was getting a delivery

>>81727357
I'm pretty sure the biggest quality a guy looks for in a woman when wanting to marry is unbreaking loyalty, so why would we do that?

>>81727481
just get a dog

>>81727450
I'll add you :)

>>81727511
I do not think you're the incredible Brazil dwelling femanon i was talking with anon, stop giving me hope!

>>81727497
I don't think that's a good equivalent anon, are you like, a ultra mysoginist saying women and dogs are the same thing?

>>81727530
you want someone unbreakably loyal to you just because
women aren't like that
dogs are

>>81727547
Yeah, sorry anon i don't think a dog is gonna cut it for me, i want to build a family and have kids with someone who gets me

>>81722456
>justice
The fact that you're already scheming on cheating tells me you're a worthless whore. You should at least try and do research on how actual virgins carry themselves before outting yourself like this stupid nigger. Here's the (You) you so desperately want though.

>>81727519
I am, I guess turning 30 next september is making me feel the urgency of time. lmao
I also like younger guys...
What country are you from?

>>81727586
4chanburner3101 , if it's really you we can talk about it, it's a burner discord, i also have a burner telegram if it doesn't work out for you but i'm close, like really close

>>81727594
I'm gonna make a burner and add you later okie? I was kinda reverse searching my current one and I'm scared of sharing it. But I think you're so sweet, anon, honestly.
The >really close< is slightly concerning lol but I'm gonna assume it's Argentina.

>>81727643
I mean, the reverse searching your current one is also a tad concerning for me but like fuck, i got catfished by a 26 year old dude yesterday so eh, can't lose much, i'll wait hopefully to hear back from you

>>81720954 (OP)
i do but youd never like me because of my face and youve probably already spoken to numerous women before and watch porn

>>81720954 (OP)
Your grandmother would not have married your grandfather if tinder existed in her time.

>>81720954 (OP)
I think you should go to church

>>81720954 (OP)
Notice how on this board where foids will claim to be anything, there isn't a single on that meets all the criteria because they're all whores. All of them have at least done esex and would readily fuck a chad if they just hit on them.

>>81720954 (OP)
Even if they exist they are rare to find.

>>81721034
you're some /r9k/ cunt so no you're not represented by that image. any women who come to this board are an automatic disqualification as serious relationship material, let alone wives.

>>81722456
>justice

like the other anon said it's something that premeditatively occupies your mind, you sound unhinged making that the first point in your bullet point list, and being some insane /r9k/ cunt we all know that your arbitration of what "cheat" signifies is probably your boyfriend inadvertently seeing a picture of a bikini model, which will then prompt you to enact "justice" by attempting to sexually humiliate him in the most sinister way imaginable. just gtfo and kill yourself 4chan women will never be serious relationship prospects or taken seriously, you're a foregone conclusion and a busted, fucked up, broken deal by sheer virtue of the fact that you come to this website. the only men your kind attract are drugniggers who want to turn you onto them yourself so they can ply and manipulate you, groomers and abusers who end up being abused because women are infinitely more evil and unusually cruel than men.

>>81722236
ur so fucking retarded, nigger

>>81720954 (OP)
this describes a 12 year old mormon girl

>>81722088
you already got rekt hard by the second response to your faggy post but i just want to make you aware that you're not above anyone here and you sound like you're speaking from experience rather than from a real observation you've made about anyone else who comes to this board. there's nothing "ironic" about those purity standards either because masturbation isn't comparable to real, visceral sexual contact with other human beings which has a fuck load of ramifications and knock-on effects that jerking off doesn't have, i don't condone onanism but you're making a false equivalence. your retarded fucking ass is really trying to claim that masturbation for men is the same as sexual real world promiscuity is for women where they risk unwanted and unplanned pregnancies, stds and destroying their innate ability to pairbond chemically, hormonally and mentally to their partners. PLEASE fucking kill yourself with this absolutely retarded assertion. you're definitely posting from an israeli IP. i refuse to believe anyone this fucking stupid really exists and would make your post in good faith.

>>81728934
So even 18 year old mormon girls are whores nowadays. Kek.

>>81728971
nah they're just all married by then

>>81728981
It says the average is 23

>>81729001
>23 AVERAGE
I was joking, but that's lower than I thought

>>81720954 (OP)
>no social media
>doesn't watch explicit videos
Seems a bit unrealistic
The others I'd like to see in a woman though.

>>81720954 (OP)
>Conservative
My wife was literally everything on the list except this. I would never have kids with a conservative woman. They lack empathy and make terrible mothers. The man should be more conservative for the family to do well in society. If the wife is conservative then the man has to be a full-on fascist (retarded) or a liberal (pussy).