>be me
>job hunting since last year
>finally get an interview at a caffe
>realize it's one of those retarded group interviews
>im with two cute young girls, one had more work experience than me and the other had better social skills
>interviewer is some normalfag immigrant
>arrives 30 min late
>cunt interviewer gets my name wrong multiple times and after the 6th time i just give up correcting him
>end of interview
>interviewer asks one of the girls to stay so she can begin the training program
>says he'll send an email to the other girl and me incase he needs us
im definetly not getting that job am i? i just wanted some money why does it have to be so fucking hard bros.

>>81723466 (OP)
>job hunting since last year
you're only lying to yourself

It's not that hard to get a job man

>>81723909
>It's not that hard to get a job man
Boomer moment

>>81724004
if you cant get a job in a YEAR you're not actually fucking looking.

>>81724254
OP here, you're retarded and don't know what you're talking about, i've actually been job searching for close to two years now, applied online and gone in person to most places in my town and still nothing, i've changed my CV and still nothing, the reality is that getting a job is almost imposible nowadays because you're competing with 200+ applicants so the souless HR "people" can boot you for any single little thing. Sadly in 2025 you either need to be extremely lucky or use nepotism to get a part time job at mcdonalds.
>hurr but i just went in shook the managers hand and looked him in the eye and i got the job it's easy dude
you're just one of the lucky ones, there's hundreds of thousands of people in my position and some have been searching for even longer than me.

>>81724408
>OP here, you're retarded and don't know what you're talking about
I'm a grown ass man not a recently graduated burn out. No one with real world experience is fooled by this shit. You're not going to convince me that you live in a modern industrialized country and there is no warehouses around you (they hire anyone, half the time you dont even need to interview), that there are no temp agencies or something equivalent (they take anyone), that there are no fast food places or gas stations willing to hire you, that your community has no job training programs. There are plenty of industries that have zero standards.

My advice is to go into warehousing. They're the most autistic retard friendly jobs in existence.

>>81724547
Kinda hard to get "real world experience" when nobody's hiring.

>>81724806
WORK AT MCDONALD'S YOU STUPID BITCH
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE? DO YOU THINK JUST BY VIRTUE OF HAVING ATTENDED COLLEGE YOU'RE OWED ANYTHING?
YOU HAVE NO REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE. WORK AN ACTUAL ENTRY LEVEL POSITION.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF ANYTHING YOU REPLY IS SOME VARIATION OF "I don't want to work at [x]" THEN NO MOTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE NOT BEEN JOB HUNTING FOR A YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ABUSING YOUR PARENTS GOODWILL BY NOT GETTING A FUCKING RETAIL OR SERVICE INDUSTRY POSITION BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR IT

>>81724408
I applied to a hotel night shift job and was the only applicant. They hired me immediately since day shift was tired of having to work nights and fuck up their sleep schedule. I then started doing freelance data entry shit while I was on the job (since working nights at a hotel implies half an hour of actual work in an 8 hour shift) and I make around 30 bucks an hour doing this. Just stop being retarded and picky.

>>81724806
General labor at warehouses. They usually hire through temp agencies. They take high school drop outs, half the time they dont piss test. They are autist friendly. They have no standards. Warehouses will train you. You can take that experience and get better warehouse jobs like being an operator or a forklift driver or a quality assurance.

>zoomers telling millennials who had to job hunt in the great recession that they dont know how hard it is to find a job

>>81724844
Anyone who completes a college education is defacto better than an entry-level job. Unfortunately, shitskins, illegal immigrants, and foreigners have infested the country, artificially increasing labor supply, on all levels.

>>81723466 (OP)
i can't get a job because i don't have a car or any connections and am limited to a 2 mile range and am socially retarded and shit

>>81724844
you're strawmanning tf out, i'm not picky at all, i'd prefer to not work in shit like construction but if i get offered a job there i'd take it, i exclusively apply to entry level hydrocephalus tier jobs and still no one hires me, i've even given you an example in the op of how shitty the job market is, even if you get called into an interview you still have to fight with minimum two other people to get a stupid job at a caffe that anyone could do, in my case i also live in a shitty backwards town where we don't even have mcdonalds and no, the only warehouse jobs i've found require experience and are few and far between.

>>81724844
Imagine getting in debt just to end working at McDonald's.

>>81723466 (OP)
Picrel never stops being funny.
Didn't read thread.
Love you, OP <3 xoxo

>>81724408
I had my parents fill out all of my job shit for me. Now I work part-time and make almost $30/hr. Every time I tried doing it myself, it always resulted in failure. Don't get me wrong, the job they got me still sucks ass, but it's better than being a NEET.

>>81723466 (OP)
>>81723909
It is literally not hard at all to get a job as a man.
>make fake resume
>apply for physical job
>don't quit on the first day
>make a very decent hourly wage
It's literally that easy sissy cucks.

>>81723466 (OP)
there is no greater white male goyim humiliation ritual than trying to find a job in [[[current year]]]

>>81725826
Yeh especially because European males pride themselves on performing well at their work more than almost anything else, no matter what it is you're doing, which leads to being used and abused for your competence with no reward

>>81723466 (OP)
>gets my name wrong multiple times and after the 6th
you should have called her an unprofessional bitch and left
if she couldn't even retain your name then you were never getting the job to start with
you should have firmly but calmly asserted that she is rude and evidently not competent, left, and then written a complaintive email because there is a chance that her boss would at least have chewed her up about it

>>81724254
Applied to like 500+ minimum wage applications plus many regular jobs in nyc, I have a meme 4 year degree, no diagnosed disability/mental illness, never worked at 30. Applied only 20 this year though, I check indeed every few days, rarely anything I'm qualified for by description. There are always a few billion advertisement for "Direct Support Specialist" which I'm pretty sure are looking for women or might be scam, I don't wanna accidentally fuck up helping some dying dude and get sued or something. Can't join millinery cause fat and asthma. I sound like a mumbling retard and get sweaty looking at people's eyes too long, won't be able to do customer service heavy job. Can't diet cause mother freaks out and breaks shit if I attempt to diet and not eat within minutes of being served. Can't do internet shit cause I live in the same room with my broke parents.

>>81725811
>make fake resume
requires having a normie genetics, I'm literally unable to do it

>>81725953
same anon i could never lie on my resume
in my head it's just too easy to get caught and then i've committed fraud
i could damn well be liable for damages by lying into a position

>>81725953
>>81726060
What do you have to lose you dumb retard?

>>81725953
i don't understand how normalfags can spew bullshit so easily, i always have trouble answering dumb interview questions like "why do you want to work here" the obvious answer is because i want money but for some reason the normalnigger interviewer wants you to lie in his face and tell some bullshit fairy tale about loving the company or shit like that

>>81726364
a black mark against my name with creditors and recruiters, my clean criminal record, having no prison time, or just money in damages

>>81725811
>apply for physical job
>don't quit on the first day

>a few days in
>HR throws me out because I'm inexperienced, I am transparent with my inexperience, but I still name more job hazards than they did
>replaced me with a girl who wouldn't shut up all the dudes I worked with complain about her when I see them at my mcjob
Simple as that.

>>81726424
>applying to work it helpdesk at global insurance inc
>literally an evil company everyone hates but somehow sells a lot of insurance
>they have lots of big offices so they need it staff constantly
>why do you want to work here?
Do the interviewers even think before they ask this stupid question? It's a foot in the fucking door but you can't say that.

>>81726475
Rofl your level of mentall illness and self-absorbedness is incurable, this will never happen you ultra schizo autist
>>81726477
Sucks to suck just work harder

>>81726495
>just work harder
Nigga you dumb.

>>81726495
sorry for believing in systems
why do we even have them if they are pointless? it only hurts honest people
kafkaesque

>>81726511
Are you seriously fucking super retarded? You have them because the people in the system benefit from it and get free money from doing no work, why would they want to make it easy for you? They want to make it hard for you and everyone else so that they are more needed. Literally just circumvent it (as all normies do and you have way more reason to do).
>>81726505
>McJob
Do a real job and work hard, it is impossible to get fired, because autists are inherently 10000% more capable than ALL NORMIES. If you fail at this, which almost no true autist can, you should immediately kill yourself. Imagine not being better than normies jfc holy shit kys

>>81723466 (OP)
I dunno job hunting fucking sucks in canada, non stop applying and I've only ever gotten one job that laid me off after 3 months of working there.
I practically almost given up now, trying to use my art skills to make money, but that shit is tedious.

>write a fake but believable resume
>ask family members/friends/online strangers to be references
>apply to physical labor job that is common and in demand in your area
>get a well paying job
IT IS LITERALLY THIS EASY

If any guy needs a reference I will help

Learn from your failures, learn to state your name correctly

>>81725811
>make fake resume
is this what we call nepotism now? or "i know a guy that can get you in"? this is how normalniggers actually get jobs.

>>81726537
yes i am super fucking retarded - i follow rules and believe that bad things will happen if i don't because i can easily construct systems in my head where that would be the case
ffs we have this thing called the internet

>>81726575
>ask family members/friends/online strangers to be references
This is where I fail. I have zero friends.

to get a job, it basically has to be illegal to say no to the applicant in question.
or they have to be losing more money than they would hiring someone.
something drastic needs to be done about this.

>>81725811
It's easy. But for the average robot incel it's like trying to pass a permit test in a different language.

>>81726633
>i follow rules and believe that bad things will happen if i don't because i can easily construct systems in my head where that would be the case
What could possibly happen to you that is worse than trying and being unable to get a job? It is the lowest form of life

>fake resume
>assuming they care about what is on a piece of paper and they don't just dislike you

>>81726700
being a criminal

Let me explain it for the ultra giga autists spectacular spectacle-kuns in the thread:
If you can't even figure out that you need a BARE MINIMUM CV in order to have a job, you are obviously not qualified. Every normie ever will respect and accept you MORE for being able to produce a (fake or not) normal-looking CV than not being able to produce one. IT IS A LITERAL BARE MINIMUM FOR PARTICIPATING IN SOCIETY. It doesn't matter in the slightest if it's fake or not, but you need to have one. How can I expect you to do a JOB if you can't even create a fake CV? I literally can't.

>I will entrust this person to do work that I need done
>but he can't even have the social grace and competence to fake a CV
You shitting me? How would this ever work out?

>>81726893
Normals believe what they choose to and don't care about the truth. Surely you have experienced them deny obvious clear facts just because they are uncomfortable with them. I see it all the time and now I just go along and agree with whatever.

>>81726982
>Normals believe what they choose to and don't care about the truth
Exactly, how does this impede you in having a fake CD and fake credentials? I truly don't get your point

>>81726994
I misunderstood your post here >>81726893 because I read it as
>why would I entrust someone to do work who has shamelessly lied about their qualifications, experience, and abilities?
>how can I believe anything they tell me about the work they have done?
>how can I rely on them to always work diligently and honestly without cutting corners and creating time bombs?
Not as
>if you are too stupid to NOT lie about your abilities then you are obviously too stupid to do anything because the only reason anyone is honest is stupidity

hey idiot, harm yourself because you don't know any better

If you actually get a job op you will quit. Working a job is the ultimate agony

>>81727037
Yes, now you understood it fully correctly and that's the case.

>>81727166
If that is the case then all I can say is I wish for the total extinction of humanity.

>>81727205
It's the case and I agree, so what loser. You are literally retarded if you didn't figure this out already. If you were an employer, would trust an autistic retard who can't even understand this to deal with normies every day for the purpose of making profit in a company? BIG FAT NO NEVER NOT GONNA HAPPEN

>>81727250
I disagree. I would only trust an autistic retard who was honest to a fault to do a myriad of tasks.
>to deal with normies every day
Not every job is retail and sales.

>>81723466 (OP)
Don't they have temp agencies where you live? Two acquaintances of mine wanted to take a bigger vacation to SEA right after high school but didn't have the money for that. They both went to a temp agency and the day after were immediately working at some construction site. Did that until they had their monies. I doubt that they actually had to give them some CV, cover letter and any of that

>>81727292
>autistic retard
you know what the avg IQ of someone who has autism is?

>>81727443
Based on the context of the conversation, an "autistic retard" is anyone who doesn't lie on their cv: this is independent of the dsm5 for autism or whatever.
To answer your question, no, but it isn't relevant. My tacit point was that simply being honest should not put you in the same category of literal autistic retards and if it does then our system has utterly failed.

>>81727493
>autism is when quirky guy
lel

>>81727536
The idea of greentexting is you quote someone but who are you quoting?

>>81727559
>hurr durr you're misquoting me hurr durr
lel

>>81726695
>I can't do easy things
Then you get what you fucking deserve and you shouldn't receive a single dollar in tax payer funded welfare

>>81727493
>le intelligence is logical and abstract puzzle solving
>no, I can't solve practical puzzles like when to shut the fuck up about my autistic hobbies, how not to come across as a sperg, or how to unfuck my life. why do you ask?
Autists can do one thing well, on average, but at everything else they're fucking useless. They can't even figure themselves out which is why there are so many autistic troons. Normalcattle are insufferable but so are autismos

>>81727708
>Then you get what you fucking deserve and you shouldn't receive a single dollar in tax payer funded welfare
I'm not a neet though. Im a wagie with two jobs. Pay is good. Just brought a Steam Deck Oled last week, feels good to not be a leech :)

>>81727708
Why the fuck can't normals just be honest about what the rules are? Hos can you possibly defend being reasonably expected to lie on a legal document? If you claim competence in a field you haven't actually worked in and something goes wrong then you could literally be jailed for fraud because that is what it is: the textbook definition of fraud.

>>81727720
My bad anon. Two jobs seems rough but at least you're not leeching, even if you consoom Steam Decks. Why the fuck does anyone want one of those?

>>81727740
>get job at mcshit
>flip burger wrong
>fry chips for too long
>jailed for fraud
Many such cases. You're a retard anon. The sky is not falling because you said you had experience managing inventory and item stack optimising because you played a video game with item management and Tetris. If you're able to fuck up in an entry level role where you actually cause damage to warrant a criminal investigation then you are grossly incompetent and complete fucking niggercattle

>>81726364
You don't get it, it's not about cost/benefit/fear. I literally wouldn't be able to do it unless maybe if someone puts a literal gun to my head first.

>>81727857
>it's not fear
>but it's fear
I want to bully people like you. You should be forced to wear a cage

>>81723466 (OP)
>>arrives 30 min late
lol
i think it was a test on you to rile you up so you can post shit here, peace be with you OP, but when you see and face that type of bullshit, be sure to pass that shit, so you not getting a job would be their loss, sounds like a crock of shit from them to u, or a humiliation ritual for whatever reason, best to reflect on the why, and what you been sayin lately for em to use against you or fuck with you

>>81724870
I know someone who did that for a while. The warehouse position was pretty good money, too.
Personally I wouldn't be into driving a forklift.

Friend got fired eventually for not showing up.

>>81727914
Why the fuck are you here? You are barely articulate. I

>>81727889
I'm just telling you people like you and I are different subspecies at least mentally, you can't make sense of this in your frame where everything is about cost/benefit/fear/reward.

>>81724844
>Be college educated/graduate in a field that SHOULD always be in demand, you'd think
>Can only get retail jobs that I am stupidly overqualified for
>everyone else there smells like ass and cigarette smoke, or is probably on sex offender registry
>Can't get a position right away in field I was educated for because lack "experience"

>>81727961
>I redefine things to justify my own position
You're weak and my taxes support you. I should be able to do what I want to you.

>>81727914
thankfully im not schizo enough to think that, he was just an unprofessional cunt.

>>81727971
>Be college educated/graduate in a field that SHOULD always be in demand
which one, pls don't say physics, biology or chemistry

>>81727986
I don't think I'm getting anything from tax money, what are you thinking of?

Also you can't because you are a slave like me forced to follow someone else's rule.

>>81727971
>>everyone else there smells like ass and cigarette smoke, or is probably on sex offender registry
that's one of the things that piss me off the most, why do they never hire me but then hire the grossest, most incompetent people? it doesn't make sense.

>>81726495
you sound like a retarded black nigger

>>81728012
If you do not work, someone supports you and if it isn't your parents then it's me and people like me.

>Also you can't because you are a slave like me forced to follow someone else's rule.
Your relativistic arguments are weak because I am distinguishing two classes, those who are leechers and those who aren't. We are in distinct classes and I will molest you because I should receive some benefit for allowing you to leech from me

>>81728035
You are a god damn fucking black nigger

>>81726604
>learn to state your name correctly
he didn't say my name incorrectly, he outright said an entiriely different name, it went something like:
>hello my name is John Doe im 21 blah blah
>so William, why do you want to work here?
>haha im not William im John
>oh excuse me blah blah
>next question what experience do you have dealing with customers, Connor?
>im not Connor im John haha
and he kept doing that shit like 6 different times.

>>81728047
Don't worry only my parents are paying for making me and I don't make them and if there were any way to get out I would. Our slavemasters made and maintains the society and rules that allows people like you to have a job for some price in tax, you'll have to suck it up.

>>81728120
Good that they're paying for you but your father should have hot you more as a child. You're a "man" who lives at home with his parents, doesn't contribute to anything, and whose entire existence is consumption. This makes you the lowest tier of man, regardless of the method of stratification. There is no worldview or ideology put forth by any non-commie (read: sub-human) that ascribes value to a position such as yours. No amount of mental gymnastics or appellation to extremes will ever make us equal. Looking forward to reading your next cope post

>>81727812
>Why the fuck does anyone want one of those?
I plan on going on vacation soon and I want to play vidya on the plane.

>>81728511
Yeah okay that's a good reason I guess. Long flights suck and you can only read a book for so long before you get bored and want to neck