Thread 81723509

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>>81706011

>>81723509 (OP)
omg new threadd

Big Bottom Cock before I leave for a bit

>>81723531
This bottom has such a bigger and nicer looking cock then I will ever have god I'm such a pathetic ugly small top that will never ever have sex

>>81723549
#1 best advice for tops: stop being pathetic and be confident you dumb faggot

Tops love hanging around bottoms to be abused and bullied

>>81723683
Oh yeah I'll just be confident and pretend that my 7 inch micro penis is perfectly acceptable as the bottom points and laughs at it and tells me that he'd never date anyone with such a small penis

>>81723711
I know you're baiting but I'd still prefer if you killed yourself

>>81723509 (OP)
oh come on, this OP image is fucking stupid
why do people have to make everything degenerate
just let the elves make their damn toys
this isn't even good

>>81723715
On charts and shit they always say 5 inches is average but every bottom I've spoken to has had 7 inches or more and on top of it my penis is ugly so they do make fun of how ugly and small my penis is regularly it's not a joke

>>81723728
You can complain when you are capable of making threads, useless nigger

Am I the one bottom that DOESN'T want guys with enormous dicks?

everybody wants a big dick but what happens when it doesn't fit even after a lot of fingering and stretching? huh? it gets soft and floppy and by then it's all covered in lube so it's too gross to put back in your mouth for a second fluff sesh

>>81723959
Most bottoms that say they want monster cock actually start complaining when a guy with a thick cock tries to fuck them. It's pornobrain, not to mention how all guys add an inch or two so the female/bottom perspective on size is heavily skewed.

Bottom on bottom dicking

>>81724326
What;s the measurement on that ruler, I can't see shit with that purple LED.

>>81724329
Over 8+ inches(20+cm)

>>81724347
How can femboys manage to get such big cocks? How can anyone get that big of a cock? I mean my 5incher is a mirco compared to that.

>>81724406
Eugenics program selecting for cute and soft plus big cock

>>81724286
I learned that there's people who both have sex and can't make a distinction between porn and real life.
I'll admit big cocks look nice in porn since it's about the visuals, but if a theoretical bf had a cock like >>81724326 It'd be oral and toys only from me, putting that in my pooper would be self harm.

>>81724541
Same here, I think 8 inches of pp would ruin my hole. Give me a nice 5-incher and everything's good.

Step 1: Denial
...
Step 5: Bouncing on it silly style

>>81724561
>>81724286
>>81724155
>>81723959
All of these are lies bottoms only want tops with big cocks that are always bigger then mine

>>81724621
Have you tried actually asking men out? because almost all men I met up with have 6/6.5 inch pps at the minimum.
I have a feeling like either none of you exist, or none of you ask men out and are mentalcels due to the belief that not having a mutant cunt buster for a penis makes you undesirable.

I masturbated and made watermelon salad (I washed my hands first).

>>81724326
Am I the only bottom that wantsbto be wrecked by other bottoms, the ones with bigger dickus?

>>81724718
Watermelon salad sounds disgusting FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>81724730
It's really refreshing it's watermelon soaked in lime juice agave and cilantro

>>81723711
Your micro 7 is enough, please heed me. You make it sound so over, but you're a normal capable guy.

I'm a verse guy who wants to both wreck his boyhole and have mine wrecked, preferablly by the same guy.

genuinely feeling love sick, I'll never get over him but I can't have him and he doesn't want me. What do I have left to live for?

>>81724621
I hate to be the one to break this to you, but we're not like women, if a dude has a cock that's too big it could literally kill us.

>>81722072
Wait until you turn 25! Nothing changes, it all just keeps going :)

>>81724748
If you stop calling it a boyhole and man up then we can talk
t. vers masc4masc

Im a top but I keep trying to get into anal stuff and it just doesn't feel that good, am I retarded? I want my fbf and I to take ALL of eachothers virginities but I feel like anal will just be miserable.

fem4fem vers is so culture

>>81724799
I'm a botton and don't know where to stand with anal. On one hand, I'm charmed when I touch bussy, on other it feel repetitive and boring.

>>81724750
Anon, I've experienced a similar thing and I would've done it over a bpdemon but I wanted to "go missing" so I was saving up for a method I had in mind, only to get over it before I had everything ready, so I'm alive and I couldn't care less about that now.
I guess what I'm trying to convey anon is that your life is not a movie or a video game, it doesn't end after a conclusion to one major thing, it'll hurt like a bitch but for now you should focus on coping with it, you can always off yourself later if it's that bad (but it's never that bad trust me).
TLDR: Killing yourself over another person is cringe

>>81724803
Can we make it fem4masc pleeeeeease, I need a fem guy to whack my anus and I want to praise him

I wish more guys would wear scarves during winter here

>>81724832
thanks a bundle for your reply but don't worry I won't end my own life. It says in the bible that's bad so I'm not going to do that, maybe I just need some time to myself out in the woods. I should bring a gun with me in case I see a bear or something.

Imagine seeing a big dick twink in the woods and he runs on all fours and fucks your brains out when he catches you

I have a long scarf for winter, my mom bought it for me on vacation and it's boring looking.

I bought a scarf for my grandma and she died the next year

Scarves are so fucking hot and manly

Sex with scarves

Tie fbf up with scarf

>>81724878
I wouldn't run away from that :3

I remember when I had a really big scarf in hopes I could warm frens up with if they needed it.

>masc4masc
>fem4fem
>masc4fem
chose now

>>81724991
fem4fem is the only real answer :3

>>81724991
Can I just have sex with a guy please? Why do we have to turn it into a team sport???

>>81724991
Fem cock in my fem ass

I wish for a relationship devoid of sexual antics since sex, hedonism and desires are the root of all evil in humanity.

>>81724991
fem4masc
I'm a hunter and prefer to be the pursuer
Can't help my nature

fem4fem but fem personality/soul

>>81725023
He's going to ruin that carpet

>>81725052
True He should ruin my tongue instead

>>81725052
I better rub his nose in the spot and spank him so he remembers not to do it again

>>81724991
I'm neither, as in I don't see myself as either masculine or feminine, I'm a guy obvi but I just don't act in either particular way.
masculine features like body hair or a large strong body are fucking sexy though so I guess it's me4masc.

>>81725103
Post non binary hole and pole

>>81725120
Gladly but how do you do that without breaking the anti "/soc/ lite" rule r9k has?

>>81725135
Nobody cares anymore, r9gay camwhores plenty

>>81725135
>>81725194
Just to be safe, catbox it.
https://catbox.moe/

>>81725120
and sole

>>81724991
I'm a masc-presenting bottom and I'd want a partner that was on pair with me, but I ultimately don't care. Just a guy to love me back will be enough, I don't care about his archetype.

some of yall niggas be losing ur shit over a generic femboy that plays war thunder and wears thigh highs from temu/amazon

>>81725281
im that warthunder playing femboy

>>81725289
please wreck my bumhole daddy

>>81725135
how about you just fuck off to /soc/

I've never been as happy before I realized that no boy would ever love and that's ok
No more tears or bad mood, just plain acceptance and ego death
Maybe I will go after women much later because of that and i don't want to ruin some twinks life

>>81725281
My first 2 years as a femboy
just took a walk outside and holy fuck i hate mosquitoes

>>81725534
Why do you think so anon? :C

>>81723509 (OP)
state your ideal bf

>>81725588
Pic related for me

>>81725580
That's just not for me, I'm too old and never had a bf, don't look good, not likeable
I'm at peace with the fact that my time to be boyfriends with a guy has passed, i'm good on my own and used to it. The chapter of me hoping for a bf is over and it's natural

If you like femboys and twinks then you're literally choosing to be gay and you could just date a woman instead.

>>81725714
>If you like femboys and twinks then you're literally choosing to be gay and you could just date a woman instead.
Yeah, so?

>>81725714
what if I want a femboy to fuck my bussy?

>>81725714
Nope. Women have vaginas, boobs, and gross minds. Cute guys have nice tummies and chests, ops, and good minds.

>>81725588
skinny
handsome
at least 5"
loves cyberbullying and griefing
right winger

>>81725693
that's a tranny luv, must be a mistake

>>81725747
>>81725763
>>81725769
What are you going to do when the twink hits 25 and looks like a regular man?

>>81725792
there is 30 yr old femboys, and so what I'd age with him. doesn't change anything

>>81725797
>there is 30 yr old femboys
Those are "hrt femboys" (trannies)

>>81725804
not true, even if they weren't as Twinkish at 25 I couldn't care less. I'm a Twink myself

Twink death isn't real and I love cock, twink cock

I wonder if any twink would want a muscular bottom husband...

>"Twink death isn't real"
>twinkfags genuinely think that they'll still look like teens at 40

it's just one of those days where everything feels like it's falling apart, like my life is nosediving and I can't do anything about it. I'm going to take some time to chill outside and maybe have a cigar.

>>81725792
Love him still. You can still look good when you are older even as not a twink. Being bald, hairy, and obese is a choice. You don't need to take HRT to not turn out that way.

frogposters raus

>>81725714
Twinks can be masculine though?

this but gay instead

>>81725763
:3 hopefully your dream comes true one day

>>81725588
Acts like left, looks like right.

>>81726082
thanks. I have been talking to this extremely cute boy so i hope so :3

Mods should ban the underage namefags.

I want him to plap me so bad it's unreal, I can't take this, I feel so worthless; then again when don't I?

grooming underage namefags

>>81725588
unironically dis

Do underage gay guys get groomed on purpose?
I knew not to fuck with guys that were way older than me back when I went to highschool.

meow3 is begging to be molested

>>81726311
Are you fr blaming kids for letting themselves be taken advantage of?

>>81724684
>because almost all men I met up with have 6/6.5 inch pps at the minimum.
Thanks for proving my point that my penis is miniscule and I'll never have sex with it

>>81726349
sometimes when you're a hot older guy they literally beg for it and you have to say no. kids are super horny sometimes.

>>81726349
yea kinda

All those bottoms were saying they'd eat a top's hairy ass out if it was cleaned but honestly I want to eat a bottom's smooth hairless ass out when it's not clean

I thank God every day for making me a side. Butt stuff is gross.

>>81726311
When I was in high school the only other gay guy at the school hooked up with adult men regularly and openly talked about it and nobody did anything.

>>81726627
same here, he openly talked about meeting up in the park at night with older dudes and letting them fuck him.

>>81725792
He's going to be my best bud.

From what I've heard gay guys definitely seem more accepting of age gaps compared to straight people

Straight men would meet and fuck 16 year old girls in parks if nobody cared too
School teachers let teenage boys fuck them all the time as well

>>81726703
Teenage boys fucking teenage girls is fine in the public eye since there's no age gap

>>81726659
I would imagine the younger gen Z and gen A gays are not. And to be fair it's only the very young straights who are so vocal about it. Unless the gap is huge most older normies just accept it.

>>81726724
I'm gen z and I'd fuck a 16 yr old bottom since it's legal

>>81726349
I'm that anon, and yes, I am.
It's controversial sure, and the adult shouldn't be trying to fuck highschoolers sure, but there are also plenty of warnings for precisely these situations.

>>81726724
I'm gen z and I'd let a 16 yr old top fuck me since it's legal

normal femboy cock (at least 8 inches) wrecking my abnormal (less than 4) balls and hole

Pedrasty is a time honored gay tradition you know. An older gay takes a younger one under his wing and educates him, while also fucking him.

>>81726361
>I'll never have sex with it
With that attitude, you are correct, idunno what to tell you.

I personally find pp size very much secondary. I would love my bf not his pp. I could deal with it being any size if I loved the man it was attached to.

i just dont like the double standards straights kvetch about even on this very website

>>81726800
good for you, my bf is my dildo first, he can look or be any way and i'll work around but hr HAS to be at least 7 inches

>women demand huge dicks
>gays demand huge dicks
>every sex haver on 4chan has a huge dick
>sit here and die alone a bi virgin with my 7"x5" micro pencil that would be like throwing a thin hot dog down a hallway
it was over before it even began...

British anons cannot view this image without being arrested and lined up against a wall and shot
>GVATT

I only have a 6 incher

>>81726627
Same here, though it was more so him subtly mentioning it and then me seeing his ass on grindr.

>sit here and die alone a bi-
Good, stopped reading there, that's your huge problem and a red flag and not size or mentality alone

>>81726877
it's not my fault i'm a straight man with a penis fetish. i'm not chad but at least i'm masculine and most of you fags are like women. even "tops".

>>81726851
Nobody has told you that, you penis is fine and you will find a partner and they will be satisfied with what you have. Stop being so stubborn.

>>81726870
>>81726651
>>81726627
Been wondering how this works since it's legal to screw 16 and 17 yr olds but they can't use apps like grindr or tinder so how are they actually doing this?

>>81726851
Livestream your suicide for us bishit.

>>81726908
nah women and gays are huge size queens nowadays (more so than ever before) thanks to hookup sex and dickflation where the biggest guys get around more. it's no coincidence every gay and woman has been with multiple unicorns bigger than 99.9% of the population. do not lie you know it's true.

>>81726923
I think he just lied about his age and made a grindr account. I don't know if they have better age verification these days since I don't use hookup apps.

>>81726887
You bitch about worse than any drunk woman I've talked with, go away and stop the fence shitting

>>81726923
>how are they actually doing this?
Same way they can access porn websites without actually being 18.

>>81726926
if i killed myself i wouldn't be able to annoy people with my existence as a bi man with a pencil pp that both sides hate for multiple reasons.

>>81726934
women just cry about not being able to secure chad dick. not unlike bottoms.

>>81726923

In my case the guy I sorta knew just went to a certain park at night, it was well known that a group of gays cruised there and this was long before grindr. I'm not sure if it was open about being underage or just lied and said he was 18. I wasn't that close with him.

>>81726939
I thought those sites had shit for age verification is that really how it works?

>>81726927
It is true and more endowed guys certaintly get laid more than others for a number of reasons, but people don't fall in love or in heat for penis size alone. Sure they may be turned down, but they won't face it every time and in relationship people will look for hearth and comfort more that additional anal discomfort.

you lied to me
you said lana del rey was bad
I know she's a phony and she had connections
but she speaks to me in that way I suppose her broad spectrum appeal is supposed to
or maybe she was just the mouthpiece for a beautiful autist who got to dictate the musical future of this corner of the world

>>81726990
i am 99% sure fags crave the same fully stretched out feeling women crave and that only comes from huge dicks. also you all want to worship them it's a turn on. you can't worship a guy sexually if he's tiny or barely above average it would be comical and stupid.

>>81727001
Fully stretched is a reach of a definition, anus will stretch to any size bigger than a finger and a butt has to be prepared and trained to be able to take a big penis. A penis too large can cause damage even if the guy taking it is a pro. It's not a competition, if you're worrying about making a partner feel better then you'd know that sex is not just a penis in orifice action.

I don't want to be stretched out, I want my butt stay just tight enough to take my bf comfortably let still be tight for him.

>>81726927
nta but my theory is that guys with smaller dicks just psy-op themselves into thinking no one wants to date/sex them and are basically mentalcels for this reason.
It's kinda annoying how pornbrained people are but what can you do, I'm not a saint either.

Who needs a big dick when you can just use your fists to stretch out a bottom's hole?

My future boyfriend can have any penis size, though preferrably big enough to use as a lollipop at night.

>>81727077
lmao that's not a psy-op, why tf would a guy date some dicklet like me?? spmo maybe there those who are fine with it but i aint taking it

r9gay is a paradox truly

Ain't no one ever brags about how small their bf's pp is, only how big. I know they can happy with small ones but they won't have a draw dropping 'holy shit his cock is huge' moment.

>>81727104
it's a bad troll thread

Why would you even need the physical stimulation of "normal" sex when you can have the mental stimulation from turning a bottom's asshole into a gaping cavernous cunt ruined for anything but fists and huge toys?

>>81727051
>A penis too large can cause damage even if the guy taking it is a pro.
doesn't stop people who like dicks from wanting huge top 1% dicks.

>>81727077
small nowadays is anything below 7.5"x5.5"-6" arguably considering near everyone on the internet has a dick this big or bigger or has been with a guy this big or bigger. dickflation is real. if you're not huge you're tiny to these sluts. guys will literally risk breaking their dicks at a chance to be that big.

>>81727122
that's true, i hate it it's a cope for both guys in a relationship, i don't want to fuck someone over for this reason

being cockslapped by a big dick bottom would be just heavenly

>>81727130
because that's something that sounds retarded, gross, stupid and funny once you step more than ten inches away from the screen and surveil you real surroundings

>>81727140
Not all people are into that, sure let them have their fun, but you were just told why it's not sustainable for everyone and why, uh, bottoms won't chase this one goal and choose a partner and not a dick. Also selection bias.

Again with the penis?

>>81727195
all of a man's sexual worth is his penis. this is what society tells us 24/7 all our lives. only objectively big good and anything else is whatever or bad, just cope basically.

my future robot ai bf will have a customizable penis

i was thinking about getting bottom surgery because i have cock anxiety, would you date a cis guy with a pussy (reverse pooner) or should i go full tranny

>>81727100
>why tf would a guy date some dicklet like me?
Because you may have some beautiful redeeming qualities other than your phallus, if someone judges you on that alone, then ask yourself if that's the kind of person you want to be in a relationship with.
Besides, there's plenty of ways to have sexual intercourse with your guy that don't involve either of you penetrating eachother.
>>81727140
>if you're not huge you're tiny to these sluts.
That's only a concern if you want to attract "sluts" my man.

mine will upload my consciousness somewhere beautiful away from this horrible planet and the shitposter peons who serve the agenda of the enemy and use it to make everyone miserable

>>81727243
Penis is a must for a bf for me sorry tranny
You could shrink it with estrogen and grow tits I'd be fine with that but I'd never refer to you as a girl and still call you a boy

>>81727257
all bottoms are sluts thoever.

My apple pie came out shit, I'm never trusting Fannie Farmer again. Fuck this stupid whore.

>>81727284
How about versatile guys?

>>81727287
It's funny how the queer/LGBT movement was supposed to be about being yourself and how it's okay to be different but the communities that make it up are some of the worst when it comes to gatekeeping and arbitrary internal standards.

>>81727295
i don't know. probably also obsessed with size. women are and they're not even 1% as horny as the average man typically.

>>81727284
This post goes very hard
Love from kazakhstan
I hate bottoms so much it's unreal

I won't add to this conversation, just had to say that my dick is small too and I want my fbf to get fucked by other guys with nice dicks and let me watch that him with a real man

How to cope with the fact that I will never have a boyfriend who loves me for who I am?

I often avoid buying skinny jeans or other types of tight fitting pants because it presses against my groin too much and gives me a noticeable bulge even when I'm not erect and it makes me feel embarrassed

Does anyone else have this issue?

>>81727361
>Does anyone else have this issue?
No, our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

Another humblebragging whore

I don't like tight fitting clothes and wear pyjama pants only because I have autism

>>81727374
Same, I've only worn sweatpants for the past decade. Denim makes me uncomfortable.

Would you date me (theoretically)

>>81727361
women and gays are drawn to big bulges thobeit.

>>81727426
What do I get out of dating you?

>>81727426
No, you're too young for me also we're both tops.

>>81727440
a retarded autist bf

>>81727472
i thought there was le top shortage

>>81727480
They are too busy bitching and whining and thinking they're the center of the universe

>>81727476
I'm sold (In theory)

>>81727480
Jewish propaganda. There are so many desperate tops it's crazy.

Tops are hunted for sport

>>81727500
desperate because bottoms want chad?

>>81727522
nta but the top dating strat is offering money for sex so they're as desperate as they can get.

>>81727522
Desperate because who the hell wants to get fucked in the ass? That shit hurts.

>>81727535
>offering money for sex
that's just a prostitute not a bottom. so only chad gets it for free i see...

>>81727545
my 5" girth pp is so thin it would be a mild annoyance or completely undetectable.

I'd bottom for the right guy in a committed relationship, but I'd never let it slip that I ever let another man establish dominance over me even for a second. Also I'm definitely gonna beat the shit out of them afterwards so they remember who's really in charge.

im so eepy bye r9gay dont let the thread explode

>>81727569
I will microwave it and watch it melt

>>81727566
the diet and douching shit is too much of a bother for me to ever consider taking dick up my ass. also prostate orgasms are too finicky.

>>81727556
I put a 1 inch buttplug in my ass and it felt like it was gonna break me, I would only bottom for a dude with a pencil dick.

I don't really get why bottoming is so stigmatized desu

>>81727596
well hopefully you will encounter a pencil dick haver such as myself. not gonna find them on this site though the average poster has 5.5"+ girth.

>>81727600
you poop from there and the fear of ruining your asshole i guess. i have LOTS of fantasies where a guy pins me down and furiously fucks my ass and cums in my ass but alas i am too old and masculine and ugly and prepping sounds too bothersome.

nobody here posts their dick, why?

>>81727620
i have an ugly cut pencil pp with a bulbous head. not very aesthetic or worth posting.

>>81727628
so says you. post it.

>>81727633
countless uncut monster chad dicks on this board. i don't want to get dick mogged and foreskin mogged...

>>81727620
That's for my fbfs eyes only.

tops kinda deserve the hate they've been getting here lately ngl

>>81727620
I have a mutant quadXL peener and I'm withholding it for the sanity of atleast one anon here.

>>81727569
goodnight eepy boy

>>81727620
a lot of people are self conscious

>>81727649
You don't even know me I'm just jerking off alone man come on

>>81727672
dickmogged again...

>>81727672
I'm literally mentally and prepared to see it

I just tried to download hinge but my phone is too old to use it and even an emulator on my PC can't use it. I think it's over for me.

Straightoids constantly rave about how being gay is supposed to be the easy mode where you can get laid incredibly easy but I personally don't see it.
Unless you're into hookup culture and you want to get fucked by some sleazeball off grindr who's fucked two other strangers before lunch and you're not a threatre kid that's got an active social circle full of, uh, 'alternative' people, you're kinda shit out of luck. There's not that many gays out there. And even fewer are out of the closet/ approachable.
It's just depressing. I feel so crushingly alone.

>>81727628
>pp with a bulbous head
The best kind...

>>81727735
i literally just want to blow and frot with someone that doesn't have stds, but i'm too old and ugly now and will probably die a virgin never having had a gay experience. probably for the best. only chads and beautiful twinks should do gay stuff in my opinion.

>>81727428
I'm a top and I'm not attracted to bulges I'm attracted to asses on a bottom which I guess might count as a form of bulge but I'm also straight so maybe it doesn't apply to me

>>81727762
How old and/or ugly are ya? You make it seem like it's a big deal.

>>81727752
it makes it look skinnier i hate it. if i had a small or proportional head my shaft wouldn't look anywhere near as skinny, or if my shaft matched my big glans. big insecurity.

>>81727735
Self harm is the solution. Self medication. Die inside.

>>81727778
i just turned 33 (ancient rotting lich tier in fag years) and i rate myself a 3/10. i wish i didn't chicken out of meeting a guy when i was 17/18 because it would have most likely been my only gay experience, but he was like 6 hours away and i was too lazy then i blocked him after he bullied me.

>>81727780
Too bad, I'd dig it, those are beautiful and practical. Unless you have a mushroom.

>>81727809
it's not a mushroom fortunately. i just wish my shaft matched my glans. i guess the bigger head would feel better for the taker but i will die a virgin.

us old fucks need to reclaim the thread from the young zoom zooms.

>>81727830
i don't really have anything interesting or good to add to these threads other than the opinions of an old, ugly, prison gay shut in NEET addicted to fapping to dicks. (i would not fap to dicks if i was given a crumb of pussy in my youth)

Just wanted to say that I really want to have sex with a bottom and I'm still waiting to have sex and that you people owe me sex

I need to sleep but I also need to consume at least two more hours of YouTube slop to feel whole again
I had to spend four hours visiting family and talking to people and I feel ill inside
I need my comfort I need my escape

>>81727620
I only like it when girls (female) call my dick pretty
Compliments from guys are worthless

>>81727799
I... don't really what to say, just gonna tell you that you can still find love, can still see yourself as a beautiful man, can still fix your mental problems, can still fix the way you look. You don't have to be like this all the time, I'm sure you the opportunity will come to you.

time for leg hurting and I never got the a/c in, who wants to bet it just sits in the box because my lazy ass doesn't want to deal with it?

>>81727916
>I... don't really what to say
you can just be realistic and say it's over. people like me just stay repressed and fap to dicks in shameful isolation. i was never good looking enough to be a twink or chad in my youth. just an ugly fat retard. now just an ugly skinnyfat retard at least. ugly prison gays like me aren't good for optics anyways.

Do you guys ever post here while drunk and worry and that you'll end up posting a picture of your penis?

>>81728015
no i am still aware that my penis is ugly while high. i don't drink.

>>81728015
I post here while fucked up constantly but the only thing that happens is that people get mad at me for being annoying

>>81727799
Thirty fucking three nigger that's not even that old?
Sure, you'd have gotten more attention if you were a barely legal teenager but cmon.

>>81728046
why would anyone go for old fucks when they can have younger and cuter boys any time they want?

>>81728046
>that's not even that old?
it is absolutely pretty old. this is the age where people have established careers, longtime partners, lots of connections and possibly a house and retirement plan. i got nothing but an ugly old mug and dicks on the brain. i wasted my youth, i'm over it though. my own fault really. my only hope is some twink with daddy issues and a fuckup loser fetish i guess.

Anybody wanna wish me a happy bday?

>>81728061
I mean.. I'm into older guys so I'm 100% sure there's other people with tastes similar to mine aswell.

>>81728061
People have posted boys in their late 20's and 30's that I'd gladly fuck but these boys were still twinks so maybe you have a point

>>81728097
i was never a twink but i'm not very dom. i'm kind of a submissive pussy who hates himself.

>>81728086
Happy birthday brad, get any transformers as gifts?

>>81728113
>i'm kind of a submissive bussy who fucks himself.
ftfy

>>81728113
Hot, Do you like the idea of getting knocked up by a fella that looks like a cinnamon roll?

>>81728152
i don't think someone would be willing to top me unless they had a very specific type of fetish for ugly weird looking guys.

I actually used to be a twink, an ugly twink but still a twink. I was maybe 130-40 lbs when I was 18-19 and my balding wasn't that bad yet either.

>>81728131
Yes actually. I got Cyclonus, the warrior!

He's not here yet but I'll show him off asap

I'm a balding skinny fat manlet and people still call me a twink and I find it offensive

>>81728174
how old and tall are you? when did the balding began?

Sometimes I wish I was uglier than I was, I look like such a boring average guy that I feel basically invisible most of the time.

Ah a fellow balding anon, at what stage does the reaper have you? Deep norwood III personally.

>>81728239
Do you feel scared that someone might only like you for how you look and will leave you once twink death hits?

>>81728009
Dumb bitch, I'd have to agree with you in terms of optics, but this is not what I tried to convey and you ignored the second part. You can still find a bf to love you if you let go and in the right mood and start feeling better about yourself and beam from inside. Wouldn't that be fun?

>>81728270
I mean I think it already hit. I want to get muscular and retain some value for a little while longer, enough to convince a guy to marry me so that he's at least stuck with me.

>>81728237
25 and 5'7 and it started at 19

>>81728278
i think sucking cock would be fun but i don't really think anyone would enjoy looking down and seeing me suck their dick and badly as i want to.

it's a cruel joke that i have the looks i do but i have zero signs of balding at 33. got good hair genetics but a full head of hair doesn't mean much when you're not attractive.

>>81728307
as badly as i want to*

>>81728307
>don't really think
I'm not that anon but for fucks sake go find out and report back to us, hopefully we will call you a normalfag sexhaver.

>>81728290
If you could, would you date a guy with long hair, enough to cover for both of you?

>>81728334
Yeah I'd actually find long hair nice I could play with it and smell my bf's hair when I want to

>>81728327
i live in a pretty conservative medium sized town. everyone knows everyone i would genuinely be too afraid to use grindr or something out of fear of finding a former classmate on there or something. i have way too much anxiety for casual hookup sex and as much as i am insecure about my own dick i would be bummed out and turned off if a hookup wasn't bigger than me.

>>81728307
If you're worried about your looks, why not just maintain a kept nice beard? You'd probably look gorgeous with a full head and a full face of hair, it might make you a bit more attractive.

What if I suck at sucking dick and can't get him to coom? I don't know if would be able to live with myself.

I want someone to love me back so bad

>>81728350
i genuinely hate having a beard. i am okay with stubble but having a beard makes me feel gross. also i just end up looking like josh groban or weird al with long hair.

>>81728344
Ok that's the perfect answer. Hope it's okay that he's 6'4" too. Balding at 19 is cray-cray, respectfully, but not something unimaginable. Which state of hair loss are you in? Please don't say that you're a full baldie bitch if you just noticed your widow's peak and think you're full-on receding.

>>81728350
I can't grow a full beard that looks like anything, just a scraggly collection of individual hairs.

>>81728386
Norwood 2 and being tall is fine I don't really care how tall he is

I started balding at fucking 16, first with my bangs but it really picked up after about 24-25 for me.

>>81728353
Aside from using teeth I don't know how one could be bad at giving head, stimulate the tip with suction and watch that fucker squirm in delight.

>>81728353
>>81728418
I've never sucked weiner and I'm a top but even I'm confident in my ability to suck off my fbf bottom

i wish i could suck dick and hear a guy moan
>erm guys don't actually moan it's acting sweaty...
i don't care guy moans are hot either way and make me diamonds.

>>81728396
Whoa ok, are you sure it's true receiding? Do you have low or a high hair line? What are you planning to do about it? It looks manageable to me, norwood 3 is where it gets scary.

>>81728461
Not really sure cause I had a doctor tell me that I'm not actually balding at all but everyone I speak to tells me that I look like I'm balding so for now I'm just taking fin just in case so honestly I'm still not 100% sure if I'm actually balding or not

>>81728434
Having the same genitalia is pretty swell since you and your fbf know what makes penis feel good.

>>81728476

look at your head from the top (take a picture) and see if you can see scalp, if you can you are thinning. I certainly can.

>>81728483
I can see my scalp but it's only at the very center where my hair is parting so both me and my doctor is confused whether or not I'm balding

>>81728476
Ok, I believe you, I just find it odd if people start losing hair before hitting their 30s, in a respectful manner. Buzzcut or shaved bfs look cool, I've heard.

>>81728494
isn't that just a hair whorl or part.

>>81728418
It's usually women who aren't any good at it
I thought blowjobs weren't any good for years

good night gays. hopefully tomorrow I talk to my love more and maybe can get closer.

>>81728499
Yeah I honestly have no idea wtf is going on with my hair at all cause my hair also has all these like patterns to it where my hair has to flow in a specific direction but yeah it does have a whorl to it and at the very center of the whorl you can see my scalp

>>81728494
You're probably not a baldy, claiming that you have norwood 2 is crazy, it's okay is it goes a bit up and away. Norwood 2 is when you can feel your front fontanel and ponder on it f.e.

I haven't found my balding in the norwood charts. Basically it's a very pronounced widow's peak but I have a stubborn patch of hair in the center front that's staying but it's becoming isolated as my hairline moves further and further back.

I'm gonna text him tomorrow.

I really wanted to try finding a boy naturally in the wild or online but more and more I'm considering using a dating app even though I don't like the idea of an algorithm and corporation being completely in control of my relationships and romantic life

>>81728563
I'm kinda in the same boat though I don't even know what app I would use.
I'd want something that's not about just fucking on the spot.

>>81728086
did you wish me happy bday on tuesday?

>>81728712
I've been recommended both hinge and tinder by gay guys but honestly even though grindr is mainly hookup whore shit I'm considering due to it's popularity and sheer number of guys on there because of how many guys use it there must be a lot of guys that are inexperienced first timers there too right?

>>81728015
the filesize is too big so i never have to worry about posting any pics drunk, high, or sober. i do worry about adding people and making promises though

>>81728754
I don't recall, but regardless happy bday fellow cancer.

I let my niece have all my arcade points but at least I got a trading card of Spock to put next to my Cyclonus fig.

>>81728563
you're really pressed about this idea of finding someone spontaneously without actually looking for it and that's such a closeted gay thing. Like not even straight people do that, most of their dating strategy is 100% with intent and purpose, at least for males.

>>81729061
ty ty. happy birthday! do you feel like a wiser older man now?

>>81729102
I'm a 20 year old virgin now, only 10 more and I'm a wizard.

I've been trying really hard to lose weight, and for some reason it's been making me barely able to crap. Today I finally shidded really hard. Then, I went to shower and clean out my butthole but I guess it loosened up more shidd so I ended up making a huge mess in the shower and had to clean it up. But my butt feels more empty than it has ever felt in my life.

>>81729119
i wouldnt bet on arcane powers, 10 years is still a long time... but ill put in a good word at the next conference

>>81729158
maybe you have too much fiber

I've been shitting logs so fucking big and thick I'm positive I lost my anal virginity to my own poop by now

>>81729185
Yea sounds good.

I'm gonna go cuddle with my plushie son now.

>>81729206
I thought fiber helped it come out. I've been taking psylium husk to try and help, is it actually making it worse?

>>81725588
Is this image why so many faggots obsess over me? I unironically have like 5 minimum trying to get my attention in dms constantly and I just ignore them or brush them off.

>>81729211
godspeed no-longer-teenanon and plushie

>>81729216
it helps it come out, but you can overdo it and get constipated or worse

>>81729206
wrong
>>81729216
Fiber helps and water too.

>>81729239
proofs it

Since everyone is being so helpful with information related to bowel movements, is a bit of blood after a rough poop something to be worried about? Asking for a friend.

>>81729223
these are infact my friends

>>81729253
It's likely from an anal fissure or hemorrhoid because of the rough poop. But if you're pooping blood everyday even without shitting rocks, it's something to worry about

>>81729253
like just a bit of blood on the paper? nothing life threatening but probably a haemorrhoid

>>81729260
you gave your son(s?) a wallet?

>>81729245
eat 2 fruits, 2 spoons of fibers (oat, cereal, seeds) and two liters of water everyday and witness the poop miracle

>>81729304
and what if i eat 5 fruits and take 5 spoons of fiber?

>>81729260
If I went to a guy's room and he had stuffed animals like that I think I would just hug his plushies and lay there. Too pure for sexy bed time let's just cuddle instead

>>81729314
what do you think will happen? You'll birth the antichrist

>>81729297
I consider them 2 my sons. Wallet I forgot to take off. Sometimes my figures but it's not really concrete in the lore.
>>81729321
Which one are you choosing? They both smell like me btw.

>>81729327
exactly. much like our friend anon. though maybe he just needs more water

>>81729335
The one with the eye patch who looks like that character from ice age. If you're there with me I'd rather smell you directly, pressing my nose against your neck

>>81729335
which one is the baby of the family? this will be important

>>81729363
Foxy! Good choice. My neck smells odorless or like cheap dedorant cause I shower everyday though...

>>81729371
Baby? I think I've had Foxy for like almost 10 years and Freddy for 5.

>>81729378
We can't smell our own odor but I bet you have a nice clean smell since you shower everyday. I could put foxy between us in the crotch area so you won't feel intimidated by any firmness as we cuddle, I'll be the big spoon.

>>81729405
>I could put foxy between us in the crotch area so you won't feel intimidated by any firmness as we cuddle
Makes me wanna cry, I'm so touch starved. I'd love a bottom fbf that big spooned me and held me really tight.

>>81729411
a bottom? I thought you were a bottom. Would you be my bottom?
We could spend all night just cuddling and trauma dumping and maybe if you really wanted to, you could let me feel your back pressed against my chest, skin to skin.

>>81729389
why have we heard from foxy so often but never freddy hmm freddy was a conscious boy

>>81729411
No can't do. I am a top but not a very dominant one. I don't want anything up my butt.

>>81729433
Freddy is a good boy but I play favorites... I hope he can forgive me someday.

>>81729442
are you really a top or just averse to being penetrated? would you let me kiss your butthole like they were flower buds seeping with nectar?

>>81729451
anon... you shouldnt play favorites with your children. this is parenting 101. i am dads favorite tho if you were wondering

>>81729466
Yea I'm really a top. But I would let you rim me if you sucked me beforehand.

>>81729476
do you feel like sticking your pp in people's buttholes?

>>81729479
I'm a virgin but yea I would like that.

>>81729514
why wouldn't you let me put mine in your own butt if we ever rise to the occasion? You might like it

any sailors here?

>>81729541
ive only been on a boat like 3 times in my life but i loved all 3

is /r9gay/ good at whistling

Are there any men who would date a nerd in a wheelchair and princess carry me?

>>81729612
would? yes! of course! could? well, i might have to set you down every few seconds...

>>81729632
Preferably down somewhere we can snuggle and watch movies

>>81729612
are your legs atrophied?

>>81729656
Yeah im pretty thin overall

>>81729638
at my house the bed and the couch are a stairway and more apart T_T
but i can setup a pillow and blanket nest so fast

>>81729664
actually (figuratively) kicking my feet rn thats so fucking cute anon. I'd melt

>>81729679
is it rude to ask how you ended up in a wheelchair on the first date?

>>81729702
I think that's more a third date topic. At least that's what I'll tell you to get a second date

>>81729612
oh you sly fox just want extra treatment despite advances in bci and robotics, "oh anon you know im too scared of those things so please carry me in your arms"

>>81729737
I'm so transparent damn

>>81729717
oh i was already hooked, but nobody hates a treasure hunt

>>81729806
hehe, is contactfagging allowed?

>>81729822
it is, but im afraid of it

fruity vegetable

>>81729862
Poor boy. Shackled by fear

>>81729862
damn i was so close

>>81729968
Does your dick work? Can you feel things up your bum? Does your ass look like deflated balloons?

>>81729822
Very original post: where do you live?

>>81729946
sorry...
>>81729968
i wish it could be so easy for us, anon. i dont want to hurt you talking so big but backing it with nobody

>>81730007
You don't want him because he's in a wheelchair

>>81730036
not at all. i dont want to give someone promises i cant keep

>>81730047
You can't keep a promise to a wheely

>>81730064
i cant keep a promise to anyone tbdesu i have so many things to say about this

>>81730093
if he was chad you'd be all over him but you would never give a chance to a paraplegic

>>81730106
i didnt know anything about him besides that but youre a freak so im starting to lose interest in this conversation

>>81730126
like you lost interest for a guy in a wheelchair

>>81729977
yeah im out, i wanted to be cutesy and questions like these remind me how coombrained men are

just ignore the obvious trolling

>>81730149
you can read through the replies to find out more

>>81730157
So I assume 'no,' 'no,' and 'yes?'

>>81730157
I would be cute with you if you'd let me sit on the chair with you and roll around town like that movie

im sorry pennsylvania anon

took a shower and shaved yet i still have a headache

>>81723509 (OP)
why can't the faggots just go on the faggot board?
genuinely curious

>>81730351
kys straggot

>>81730351
we are more robots than you.

>>81730358
no im gonna kill you instead little gay boy

>>81730351
isn't that like asking robots to go to soc

>>81730465
literally how does that line up at all?

Waking up to bottom cock

>>81730575
nigga woke up at 4:17 to post this bullshit again

>>81730600
I slept early
The fuck you doin up go to bed

>>81730637
I took a nap and can't sleep now.

I'm gonna sodomize you with my bottom cock someday btw

My baby she ran away but first she tried to get me committed

>>81730649
I'll knock myself out again soon

We'll see about that
I'll be at otakon next month

>>81730718
is that an invitation

>>81730723
Could be, it's expensive thoughbeit
I'll take pics if I see any transformers

>>81730751
Yea I'd have to buy a plane ticket. If you see any masterpiece for sale let me know lol.

there should be a way to die that has nothing to do with suicide

>>81730575
giw i could one day be a slave to a bottom's cock

>>81730877
being old

>>81730877
bf riding you until you wither away

>>81731135
>bf riding you until you wither away
This one right here

I woke up like five times over the course of the night cause my stomach hurt
I had two burgers and a brat and apparently it was too much for me
Very upset about this

I got too drunk, puked, and said nasty shit to people who didn't deserve it again. I hate me.

>>81731255
I've been 4 days sober and I'm also miserable. There is no escape lmao.

>>81731319
I really just want my love to fuck me Soo fucking hard rn why does he have to live so far away. i just want to ride his fat cock. life is so unfair

I really just want my love to fuck me Soo fucking hard rn why does he have to live so far away. i just want to ride his fat cock. life is so unfair. I need to be with him Soo bad, i love him Soo much

>>81731830
I had a friend that had "sex" with his long distance bf via VR and sex toys so you two could give that a crack.

I miss the days where I could bottom for chad

>>81731255
When I get drunk I just say stuff that's too nice to people that I don't actually mean
Try to rein it in, anon, it's tough out there

what if fbf is evil

>>81732015
Good because I'm also evil

sometimes I think I'm not actually capable of feeling love

>>81731984
dude that's how i accidentally ended up in a one-day-lasting-relationship with my best friend once, it was SO fucking awkward cuz i had no idea when i woke up that i was supposedly dating this man

waking up to a bunch of "hey darling how are you my sunshine <3" texts from someone i feel nothing romantic towards is FUCKING SURREAL

I want to die for various reasons and my sexuality is just one of them

When I'm drunk I just start telling my friends how I've always loved them and how much I wanna fuck them and how hot I think they are in personality and looks. This has happened multiple times with both my guy and girl friends and it's always embarassing having them explain to me how I confessed my deep-seated and secretive love for them while I'm hungover. Worst part is I'm not even lying, I would 100% fuck my friends if it wouldn't ruin the friendship, I've seen how most friends w/ benefits things go and I don't wanna deal with it. Also most of my guy friends are straight so that plays a role in it.

>>81731910
smart! I'll definitely try that if I get a vr :3 sex is sex ><

If you have sex with strangers you should kill yourself. If you have sex with "friends" you should kill yourself. If you have sex you should kill yourself.

>>81732226
>If you have sex you should kill yourself.
Trvthnvke

>>81725886
wish i could share that cigar with you anon

I wouldn't sleep around but I don't know why you would deny yourself and others the love and pleasure of sex

>>81728441
This is retarded guys do moan

>>81732392
Guys usually grunt moreso than moan

>>81732470
Nah man when I cum I go EEEUUUGHHH. One time I came so hard that I did it at this guy I was datings parents house. When you have high testosterone shit like that just happens u feel me

>>81732470
Also when I cum sometimes my loud ass moans are low pitched, sometimes high pitched. It comes in all shapes and sizes

You do all this stuff? I just breathe loudly when cumming. Probably not enough pleasure has hit my penis, I don't touch my penis often.

I make zero noise when cumming, completely silent. Comes from growing up in a small house with parents always around.

>>81730877
Starvation seems like the best way that doesn't include any active effort but I imagine it's very difficult.

>>81732736
That's so hot and attractive. I want to make you cum as a silent cummer myself.

guys with small cocks and balls cum quietly
hung chads with huge balls scream when they shoot

I spent the entire night dreaming about violently raping bottoms and woke up with pre cum stains all over my underwear

Any other tops have this issue?

>>81732952
I'm a bottom, but I have the same dreams. Is it normal?

>>81733016
How can you dream about raping bottoms with your cock and wake up with an erection covered with pre cum and still claim that you're only a bottom?

I want to rape tops with my butt, tie them up and power bottom them until they coom.

>>81733024
Because I am, I'm not a vers, just curious about what tops do.

RAPEEEE!!!!! RAPE!!! RAPE! RAAAPE!!! RAPE.. RAPE. RAAPE!

I consider myself a bottom but I do want to top once or twice just so I can say I've stuck my pp into something vs the other way around.

Good morning to the BBC (Big Bottom Coalition)

I hate straight femboys so much like they just piss me the fuck off

>>81733129
This but vice versa. I've used a dildo a couple times when I was 16 (not really a dildo, more like an old tinkertoy piece I snagged and kept in my drawer from way back when I was a kid) so I know what a prostate orgasm feels like. However, I can't help but wonder what being fucked by an actual human feels like.

>>81733129
Maybe find another bottom to flip fuck with. I've done it and it was fun.
But NGL I could never top a top.

>>81733060
This fantasy falls apart when it comes to virgin tops like me because of my inexperience and virginity I'd probably nut in less then a minute

bottoms rubbing their virgins butts together

>>81733323
Sounds like a dream. It's ok, you'll pick up after many time.

>>81733323
I would love to steal your first time and then lightly tease you about your lack of stamina, before riding you again as you got hard again.

>>81733389
Having a power bottom take care of me like that sounds nice but I kind of like the idea of my first time being with an inexperienced bottom I really like the idea of helping a virgin bottom stretch out his hole for the first time with my penis

I just want a bottom who will love me

>>81733462
I want this too but I also want lots and lots of kinky sex with him

Cosplaying with bf

>>81733459
Good boy, but wouldn't it better if you get some experience under your belt?

>>81733577
Are you saying I should have sex and get more experience before sleeping with a virgin bottom so I know what I'm doing and how to take care of him?

virgin top x virgin bottom is best, learning together what works as a couple
do not fall for hue propaganda that first times mean nothing and sex is a skill you have to grind out

It's weird that we always talk about learning sex as a skill when I'm terrified about my first kiss. It's going to be so awkward and sloppy and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with my lips or tongue. I'm going to embarass myself after a nice date with my fbf and ruin everything.

>>81733589
Would be the best if you get experience with another virgin bottom, lesrn together, then move to another virgin bottom if it doesn't work out...

>>81733660
Yes as a top I am entitled and duty bound to only fuck virgin bottoms

>>81732736
Imagine putting that to the test in a place where you don't gotta be silent.

that feelo when you kiss your bf like your mom

Hag twink bottom x young virile twink top

how is your sunday going ?

Need bottom bf that looks like this

eating a hoagie mmmm

>>81733717
Dude that's clearly a top, dom one with low hangers

bangs are hawt

>>81733717
dickmogs me

>>81733715
i bit my tongue

>>81733734
I'm pretty sure he's a vers/switch actually
>>81733742
Me too but my cock has more width then his

>tfw even as a bottom you can't be a dicklet
It was always destined to be over.

>>81733715
Working. Day off tomorrow though.

>>81733774
Love that hair hnnng

>>81733777
i wouldn't care about my dick size if i was bottom material, but i was never cute or petite. i have a bottom personality but i look like a depressed masculine straight man.

>>81733774
looks big to me. or at least a lot bigger than mine which is like barely above average and not big.

>>81733799
He's my favorite porn twink honestly way better then all the others I've seen he's just so cute and perfect

Trapped in a negative feedback loop of wanting to self improve physically and mentally to attract fbf VS having 0 motivation to do those things because I don't have a boy to do them for

>>81733822
is that a twink? he looks pretty tall. i can't in good conscience consider someone a twink if they're taller than my 5'10" king of the manlets ass.

twink has nothing to do with height thoughever

>>81733841
He looks pretty twinky to my eyes

>>81733777
Some of us got bad recessive genes, just get over it
Accept that having a bf is not for something like me and you

>>81733851
lmfao

okay anon. 6ft+ with a big cock is just a chad top.

why do gays keep naming themself after avocados

>>81733817
>depressed masculine straight man
I look like that too, but it's not a problem for me personally to identify as a bottom.

Honestly I detest hair so much that I'd take a smooth chubby boy over someone covered in hair like a gorilla

>>81733389
The head gets so sensitive after cumming. I remember my first time getting a blowjob, he kept sucking after I came and I screamed at him to stop, but he didn't. I came three times that day.

>>81733873
my bf thinks this is funny to do to me

>>81733855
he could probably beat me up. i have such a weird dysgenic body because i was a fat growing up. pretty sure it fucked up my bone structure.

>>81733866
i'm pretty sure i was blasted with high test in the womb but it didn't give me a big dick. just an overly masculine ugly face and the low digit ratio thing. i couldn't be a bottom since i was never cute or a twink.

>>81733871
Please redirect the fuzzy guys to me then, I'll appreciate them

>>81733855
I wish I looked like this i need to starve myself holy shit

>>81733871
This is so hot but it would be hotter if he had tummy fuzz
I need all the chubby hairy men in the world I will love all of them

>>81733871
I think most gays/girls are with you on this. I barely ever see hairy guys in pornos (much less as bottoms). It's usually a skinny shaved guy as a bottom and a smooth jock as the top. Most you'll see nowadays is light hair on the legs and plevis.

so the nutted but (s)he still sucking meme real? Enlighten a virgin, my cockhead never seems that sensitive afterward.

>>81733911
The porn industry is holding the fuck out on us

>>81733642
there is no 1 way to kiss, different people have different preferences, but my advice is: MIRRORING! pay attention to the way your partner kiss and do more of that back, this way kissing is like a romantic way of communicating with each other
if they like using tongue, pay attention to WHAT that tongue is doing, AND to how that feels to you (knowing what you like will make it easier to kiss good next time cuz you can just default to what you enjoy and then course-correct as you figure out what they enjoy)

most importantly: talk about it afterwards, ask what they liked and didn't like, it's something you need to learn for each individual you kiss

i am le bi bad person. kissing men has zero appeal to me. i just fantasize about sucking dick. wish i was trugay.

>>81733888
It's not funny since it fuckin hurt, but getting back at him by kissing/biting him while he was trying to play TF2 was funny. Sometimes I really miss my old bf.

>>81733913
Are you circumcized? Do you use a fleshlight? Do you use lube? Generally dry jacking it as a cut guy won't make it very sensitive, but try anything else while going over your head with your hands/toy/foreskin and keep going after you cum, it'll make you squirm.

>>81733895
I believe you, I know what it's like. You are still good and have all the possibilities to be a good-looking fella, you just have to find a bf that appreciates these qualities in the future and be happy with it.

>le bi bad person
lol, typed it like the other types exist

>>81734011
i mean straight women and gay men both hate bi men right. even if i have a 0% chance with twinks and women.

I'm so fucking hungry but the kitchen is too busy for me to cook lunch I guess I jut suffer

Wish I was a cute bottom and had a bf to snuggle with and watch movies like Hereditary, but alas I have to withstand it all alone.

>>81733918
Shaving is unironically a Jewish psyop

Solution is to just never tell anyone youre bi or date someone who is also bi
Im bi and my bf is also bi hes fucked a bunch of girls actually and now hes my bottom

>>81734072
I want a bottom to do this with but get better taste in movies please

>>81734078
damn imagine being such a chad you make another chad your bottom.

>>81734087
>tfw no bf you can wrestle so the loser has to bottom

>>81734078
Absolutely disgusting enjoy it while it lasts

>>81734084
I don't feel like it, I want to watch something broody and grisly. What's the type of cinema you like?

>>81734130
It's your guys' fault. How am I supposed to get a gf/bf when every girl/gay hates me for going both ways??? It's easier to just lie and only bring it up after you're attached.

I like blood and gore in war films but not horror films, how weird am I?

>>81734152
Pretty much every kind except musicals and those pretentious american arthouse movies like hereditary or midsommar but I did like the lighthouse with willem dafoe it was a pretty good comedy also my favorite movie is amadeus

>>81733966
i'm also that type of bi. but i'd never actually suck a guys dick unless everything played out exactly how i wanted

>>81734205
Outline your wildest dick-sucking fantasy anon.

any gay or straight fantasy i have doesn't last very long because even in my fantasies i can't imagine someone finding me attractive enough to be intimate with me.

>>81734197
Can we at least watch Pet Cematary or Pulp Fuction or maybe The Breakfast Club?

>>81734386
All those movies are good but I haven't actually seen the breakfast club yet it's been on my list of movies to watch for a while

>>81734402
I saw it once, it's a very 80s film and didn't see why it was so highly regarded.

I don't know how some guys can do nofap I'm just sitting here and my cock is producing so much pre cum it's soaking all the way through my underwear and it's really slippery and hard to wash it in the shower

>>81734205
Dude if I had a bf I'd suck his dick however he wanted, whenever he wanted. Dicks are so awesome.

Boutta go jerk off in a sec to bottom cocks

>>81734437
i hate myself and have to actively force myself to fap if i ever do. i could just not fap permanently if i wanted to. wouldn't affect me much besides the occasional nocturnal emission.

>>81734424
80's had a lot of good ones but breakfast club doesn't really seem that important in comparison

>>81734437
Hot... my penis produces a lot of pre too, but it's probably not that severe...

>>81732288
maybe things will work out, maybe next time.

I want to nofap but I just keep forgetting and then jacking off anyways. It is a compulsion.

>>81734461
The worst part is that because of all the sticky pre I keep getting lint stuck on my penis from my underwear
>>81734451
Doing nofap causes me to leak pre a lot and it makes me feel really emotional towards guys which is kind of bad as a top

I would never do a no fap, I'd go crazy. I need the release to keep me sane.

>>81734500
It might make me do something I'll regret like adding a boy off of here and telling him that I like him or something like that

>>81734495
Ew, icky top, if ever tried washing your underwear it wouldn't be so bad. Unlike pre, cumming in underwear is worse because it leaves some of it ruined and done wrong, but some people like the friction of fabric a lot.

>>81734170
"Gore is interesting, I just love seeing how bodies react to certain events and things, I might be a little insane.. sorry"

I make pre and cum really easy without touching or anything, I think I'm an empath or something.

>>81734649
I'm kind of tired of jerking though I want a bf and I want sex I want a bussy to empty my semen and pre cum into

>>81734445
post more, wanna imagine myself getting mogged severly and humilated and used by a hung bottom

>>81734697
Yah, same, dude. I want it too, but fbf will be for cute moments and cuddling mostly and caring for him. Want it all, just now it's unavailable.

Any other bisexual bpd anons feel more gay when they're having a manic episode?

>>81734783
So that's how you fix BPD chimpouts? You pin em and fuck em?

>>81734783
You just need a more grounded boyfriend that would tell you how ok is all is, someone to cuddlepin you until you wind down, it's okay.

>>81734811
How do you think the ancient gays did it? Fuck em hard

>>81734783
bpd isn't real you're just a bitch.

I feel a yearning... For love, for death, for freedom. I want to be saved, but I know no one is coming to save me.

i love cats
live laugh cats

>>81734811
You fix bpd chimpouts by winning and destroying your enemies
>>81734828
An emotional punching bag would be more helpful desu
>>81734891
So true. I'm a normal person and I can be trusted around vulnerable bottoms

where the freaking frick is the new thread?!?!

>>81735036
I'll save you
Are you cute?

>>81735134
Be the change you want to see in the world, anyone can make the next thread.

You faggots bitch at page 8 but will crucify if its posted before page 10
Sit your ass down boy

i hate the gay community just as much as i hate women. most gays act like women anyways.

>>81735119
>emotional punching bag
Exactly, that's the perfect idea! Imagine being someone's punching bad, but for more tender emotions and caresses. More violent outburst may be tolerated on occasion, nuzzling preffered.

>>81735341
los gehts gays