Thread 81724508

Bob Vylan edition

Big Saturday night alone again, king?

Thank you good lid

Mad how early you made this thread before posting it, champ x

2020 was five years ago

>>81724531
Actually going to bed soon, early shift tomorrow

>>81724537
had a two minute timer, it not rite

HOLA SENOR PUMBA
Corrr what a fine piggerbreh he is. Nearly home get in.

Plans for the night lads?

5 years went pretty quick

>>81724537
Mad how youve never had sex

fo rizzle through even if you're some zoomer teenager born in 1998, don't you calculate dates using the year 2000 as an easy epoch? then just add or take away, from that?

seems like a pretty understandable baseline, the year 2.0.0.0.

>>81724552
Might read a book or two

five years and you guys have been the only consistent friend I got

>>81724563
>zoomer teenager
>born in 1998
People born in 1998 are either 26 or 27.

>>81724564
Ever finished a book?

>>81724575
Yeah, plenty

gettin old man

no country for old footlads x

>>81724552
going to see if i empty my bowels. if so, going to see if i can eat.
at which point i'll either take a benzo and wait, maybe order a takeaway, or get something going from the cupboard, maybe even the freezer. come to think of it i should soak some rice. thanks for the reminder lad.

meltdown over a jug of gravy

eva6 where are you x

>>81724552
Might go wild and have a beef and onion sandwich or 2.

>>81724575
that wasn't me, but I've finished a few from this bookcase

>>81724601
You should learn Japanese and move to Tokyo, you'd find a well nice Japanese GF there

>>81724552
be sad, lonely and depressed in the box room

>>81724574
seriously doubt it lad. you'd add on 2, to get up to 2000, then however many years, to get to their age now (probably 17 or something, by now).

>>81724616
I dunno about that lad, they hate Gaijins (based) and their women are almost as bad as ours. Staggeringly low birthrate too, any gf probably wouldn't want a sprog

>>81724508 (OP)
Why no Liam edition tho?

>Make 2 political posts on /pol/ today
>No replies

>>81724638
>they hate Gaijins
Not if you're handsome mate they love tall handsome white men, and if you can speak their language they'll be all over you

if i really disliked Israel's invasion of Palestine (and i do) and had lots of money (like Bob Zylan) i'd buy Palestine a few tanks.

had never heard of Bob Zylan prior to a few /britfeel/ posts about the news articles about Glasto, and then reading those news articles, btw. so he got what he wanted i'm assuming.

>>81724645
well it's not 2016 anymore no reason to use pol is there

>>81724645
never post about topics in their on-topic boards. find some way to MAKE THEM on-topic, elsewhere.

not going to discuss Star Wars on /tv/ when i could take it to /tg/ or /co/ (the last places i'd discuss board games or cartoons, would rather take that to /tv/).

>>81724638
The birthrate in the UK is low because mongs like you can't find a woman

Me? Yeah, I'm pro IRA. Up the RA, free Palestine

>>81724508 (OP)
GBeebies and Clarkson farm wankers frothing, foaming, shaking, crying, pissing and shitting themselves over this image.

>>81724653
>i'd buy Palestine a few tanks.
I want to reserve 'that' image for typos, but you know what one I'm referring to

>>81724645
You're a boring prick lad what did you expect

>>81724552
Absolutely nothing. Everyday is the same

>>81724666
Mong tier understanding of the birthrate. It's measured per woman

Corsodyl toothpaste

im a boring loser x

>>81724666
if it didn't cost a million quid in nursery fees and if both parents werent working full time to stay afloat id imagine more sprogs would be had.

Is this where all the magic happen on a summer Saturday night?

if you could be aboard a trek crew which would it be?

for me it would be original series as it was pure 60s sex drugs and rock n roll man just jump down a planet and get killed be a laff also shatner had that daddy attitude man damn x

>>81724683
>You're a boring prick

DEATH DEATH TO THE BRITFEEL THREAD

you lot are boring to be fair

>>81724734
fuck that, i'm joining space precinct

>>81724708
>nursery fees
People coped fine without nursery before

wonder what eva's doing on this saturday night

>>81724789
id also imagine thats because before didnt involve two parents working full time, cant really support a household from 1 wage unless youre making a packet

>>81724804
prolly thinking about handbags its what all foids think of

>>81724757
well, that one anon did call me a 'mole'.

>>81724759
I aint eva watched this show lad :(

is it good x

Might neck me x

>makes both jews and chuds seethe
How do they do it?

>>81724804
Chatting up 13 year old American boys on Roblox

>>81724734
Deep Space 9 for me. Sounds right kino sitting in quarks bar and watching the dabo girls walk on by

When was the last time you hugged with a woman that wasn't a family member

Started using 4chan back in 2007 when I was 16. Started on /b/ and used to love combo threads, GET threads, duckrolls, Caturday, Triforce threads, all the weird raids etc. Still here at 33. You never leave lads.

>>81724862
twenty twelve

>>81724862
fair few years i think

>>81724864
>You never leave lads.
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/uk-regulator-investigates-possible-online-safety-breaches-4chan-other-platforms-2025-06-10/

>>81724825
objectively no, it only ran for a single season but it's one of those ones things I just like for nostalgic reasons as I enjoyed it as a child

>>81724805
>Dad earns 45k
>Mum earns 20k
>Spend 25k on nursery

>>81724678
They did a song about the lads who post here as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anlghGgWuAs

>>81724892
dont know a single person earning 45k

>>81724899
I've just had blood samples for HIV AIDS and something else, due to me being a topshagger I'm really having a lumbar puncture test thing, and the Dr said I needed that first.

>>81724912
point is, usually nursery is a waste of time as the mother barely earns enough to cover it, occasionally there is even a deficit

Want to donate blood to remove toxic metals, microplastics etc. The selflessness of the act is counteracted by the obvious self-interest. Corrrr it a dilemma.

>>81724862
Was hugging your mum last night la

>Uber Eats order
>"Please use back entrance on X Street, NOT front entrance on Y Street"
>waiting at back entrance
>texts me he's at the front entrance, Y Street
>run there through building
>he's pulling away
>end up running outside after his car
>sprint around the back
>arrive as he's going back round the front
>(texted him while i was running)
fair enough, that sucks, he was annoyed, i was out of breath, tried to be good-natured. left him a tip on the app right after.

my rating has gone down today lads, it hurts ;__;

>>81724965
what colour was he

>>81724936
you cannot donate blood. they changed the rules a few years back, think it's 3 months now, but it's still there.

>>81724965
>left him a tip
Brain dead Jeet can't follow simple instructions and you tip him?

>>81724914
Sounds abysmally painful lad. Hope they give you some quality drugs

>>81724977
Oh. Bloody ell.

>>81724965
how much do you eard per day on adverage. im thinking of doing it for extra cash but i dont know if kts worth it

>>81724977
He could go to a blood bank, make an account, and then deposit some.

>>81724965
>Left a tip
Kel you twat

>>81724994
I'm pretty certain they'll say to take paracetamol or something. Broke my ankle, and they said to take paracetamol for the pain, it made me giggle.

Just want a foid to grope

>>81724976
>>81724989
brown, ESL (just is). feel like the FEELINGS transcended communication barriers. sorry mate, ran after you, haha. (we're talking a couple of actual minutes.)

>>81725005
think this was a mistake, honestly. couple of quid, 10% or whatever it was? never do it, me. but maybe 2.34 feels like a piss take compared to giving someone a fiver.

Corr, 10 days of 30c (10th-19th) with a peak of 40c on the 14th

apu and brother orange cat have accidentially burnt down the britfeel sweatshop

Anybody watched battlestar galactica? Watched Star Trek TNG,DS9 and Voyager looking to branch out other sci fi space shows. I heard Babylon 5 is a good one as well.

>>81725038
>Laughs in Scottish

>>81724999
men who have recently had sex with men cannot give blood.

>>81725059
It is new partners I just read it up on it. Looks like I could.

>>81725038
none of this is ever right

>>81725044
SO SAY WE ALL DE LAD

>>81725020
Insist on Gabapentin

>>81725067
Cope, obviously no forecast is perfect, but the closer it gets, the more accurate it gets.

It's one thing to dismiss it when it's a single model from 11 days out, when it's happening repeatedly and is now just 9 days out the probability increases.

>>81725089
They literally always get a ton of it wrong unless its in the next 24 hours.

Excluding family, when was the last time someone told you they loved you?

>>81725107
Never lol not even from family

>>81725107
dont think thats ever happend

>>81725106
what do you mean 'wrong'? If they forecast 40 and it's 39.5 would you consider that wrong?

>>81724899
who ye been shagging lad

>>81725117
not only would i consider that wrong, i'd be on the horn to the appropriate ombudsman requesting two figures (minimum) in damages.

>>81724734
i'd be in the enterprise crew
secretly releasing nanoprobes to bring on t'pols pon farr permanently
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

>>81725137
It's for his hand

>>81724276
I'd meet anyone who is in the area, I'd even sign some merchandise for you, early investor

>>81725063
Also it wouldn't matter with me because I've had no previous partners or drug use

>>81725143
Also I'm not bent so it wouldn't even matter. I thought about sneed donation but then remembered I hate giving blood

cor, a chance to meet THE ebin

>>81725137
I thought it was probably a UTI at first but it's not clearing, also, my coom is slightly yellow when it's been more than 3 days, but if I'm cooming daily it's fine, also general discomfort, haven't shagged for about 3/4 months

>>81725087
I might get prescribed that for the weird pain I've been having in my leg.

>>81725117
>yo forecast will it rain in 3 days
>"yes"
>doesnt rain

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/15835105/officers

This is that guys name btw, I found his "company"

I feel si much better nd peaceful sitting in my room alone nstead of last night with all those ppl it makes me feel guilty bc Something like I love my family bt i csnt handle sitting placez like that. I jst can't nd it feels so uncomfy n scary compared 2 relaxing by myself. I mean that if my family never invited me then I'd never go to anything like that. So its a bit......I dint fit in there n its probly apparent. I dnt think ill ever go somerbibt like that again. I was so nervous n then I was so drunk ti get over being nervous so it was just like a day of self torture. I would like it if I could simply enjoy things but I cant. I think posting on here helped me a bit bc its grounding n like some things in life will continue as normal while it's chaotic around me. The thing is when am aff the pills i thunk in a backwards way ill be nicer to be around my family bc even thk they improve my mood they also make me isolate n just sit in my room taking pills alone. Am defs aff the drink neway. Cus I hadnt drank fir a good few months it felt quite nice nd I was like oh yea I remember why I like this now but it wwsnt really worth it as far as leaving warm pee n urine all over the place. I haven't ate today yet tho nd it's getting ate now.

>>81725140
haha yeeeeees perfect plan mr lad

what does 'sneed' mean spunk or blood?

>>81725162
hid this utter shite dribble straight away fuck off you drug head cunt

Oh wow, there's a tool that lets you modify the file copy animation in windows 7

You can really rice the heck out of that OS

got 50 quid after British Gas got my projected energy bill calculations wrong.
Energy Ombudsman sorted it but i regret not taking it to the press, blown the whole thing wide open.

Now crossy is here, that reminds me, I pissed myself this afternoon. I think for the first time ever. I was bursting as it was, ran up the stairs, then foolishly thought I could set the bath running before I pissed, but I think my bladder thought i was only 5 seconds away from the toilet so let go too soon

DAMN I HATE BEING SOBER x

Am slightly surprised by my little sisters choice of bf. He's like a chad byt the type that's nice n polite but still chad aura
. I don't meet that type of a guy that often. I liked him tho compared to what id expected.

>>81725173
oddest thing to get wound up about, this.

>>81725203
what surprises you, that he is chad, or nice n polite?

Paging the kino dept rn

cmbyname lad watching enterprise with me as I wear girls clothes

Bored me
And lonely
And depressed

>>81725222
trips of truth xx

>>81725222
Literally listening an album with a track on it called "Life Wasted" and it always hits hard.

wait so marks trick is he gets credit to buy an IDUM and then sells this IDUM for cash and then doesnt pay the direct debits

Thick as pig shit he is

>>81725162
you seemed in very good spirits last nite

>>81725189
That's exactly how it happens yuo think you can fit in something else quickly before u widdle nd that's your downfall. See when you've had the thought about peeing your nerves are waiting to do so. So it takes less already. Thats what j learned some years ago that if am really bursting then just do it instead of Oh wait I can put the kettle pn first etc etc. Also my pro tip if you're really stuck somewhere if you imagine stuff that would give you a er*ction then jf you get h*rd you won't need to piss at least that's how mines works its like they can't do both at the same time. Its kinda perverted but it's worth trying I got thru some long driving lessons like that lel

>cosy on sofa high AF
>Cat purring away on my chest while I tickle his belly

God I fucking love this old man so fucking much lads. I would kill or die for him, he literally saved my life

I wish there was a way for me to filter all pictures of feet

>>81725244
It's like that with my bowels too, the amount of times I've been walking home, then running up the stairs and then made it within seconds. Glad someone else understands x

there was a time in my life when i'd regularly slow cook batches of chilli con carne. even getting fancy with 'cuts of beef' from the butcher's, caring about types of fresh chillies (carolina reapers lads, ooo aye)

me now? this lovely tin of dog food. it the upmarket brand. been saving it as a treat.

>>81725212
U know what I think it's just bc id seen piccy of him before nd it gave me a paranoia that he would bully me xhs he's athletic n looks confident, which is both true but personality wise he was actually rly nice n friendly

>>81725253
sniff that fatty boombatty x

watching Titanic documentaries me

35 year old man pisses on hotel floor and goes on 4chan to "cutepost" about it

>>81725162
Is there a punchline?

almost said something negative about cats.

>>81725260
Kek really is dogfood innit used to eat it a lot would give me rancid farts

>>81725267
Didn't realise it was a hotel floor. We all have little accidents in life x

>>81725259
Loperamide for that I dnt really have bowek problems but ill take 5 or 6 loperamides before any long journey just incase
>D4hrra
Fxn hell

>>81725261
it's your sister's bf are you retarded
even if he was likely to be the kind of guy to bully you, he wouldnt cos he's dicking your sis
i have plenty of relatives by law I would be a total dick to if i wasnt nice to them for the sake of keeping my blood relative happy

he might actually just be nice, but the fact your first thought is "HE'S GONNA BE MEAN TO ME :'(" is such fucking main character syndrome you need to sort yourself out

>>81725260
most of my meals are just stuff from tins microwaved

Gneerally every time I go to the Toby Carvery I have rancid farts the next day. I always assumed it was the peas, last time, I didn't have any peas but had room for even more sage and onion stuffing on my plate. This time the farts were even worse, turns out it wasn't the peas after all

>>81725267
Really the most pathetic thing I've seen in this thread in a while.

>>81725282
I have a main character syndrome bc bullies treated me like the main character, aka they started it

>>81725215
that's not even surprising though, it's still all the new icons and shit.

i find 'old Windows' stuff in Windows, all the time. the 16-bit Windows 98 era icons. or calling up the file select dialog box, still has the Windows XP folder icons (most obviously, 'up a folder').
if it's the old "haha it's inaccurate/slow to calculate" gag have these people just never had failing hard drives?! shit's notoriously difficult even if you get a running average of read/write speeds over time.

All that really matter is that when we are on our deathbeds, it's all worked out in the end. I'm not so sure it will desu

>THE BBC IS TALKING ABOUT THE GDP
>THAT MEANS FUCK ALL TO ME
Not too bad this bob vylan lad. Fuck the establishment x

So you've never pissed yourself, shit yourself, vomited all over yourself and the floor.

>>81725299
thats not really how that works but you do you sis

>>81725323
me and my mates once made a lad drink his own piss if that counts

Miss SP desu. Still think of him everytime I drive past Lancaster on the M6

>>81725323
actually don't think i've ever shit myself, even while very drunk.

have randomly pissed in the oven, though. no clue what was going on there. was like sleep walking, followed by a jolt of sobriety, followed by 30 mins of miserable cleaning.

>>81725327
Crossy is right, you get main character syndrome from unwanted attention.

>>81725323
I've shit myself and vomited, but I don't think I've ever actually pissed myself outside of being a tiny lad.
Piss I can just whip my dick out and let it flow. I had dysentery once I reckon and you really can't get to a bathroom and your pants down quick enough to stop that. Piss you just flop your lad out and do it wherever you are to avoid pissing into your own pants.

too many of you weeing yourselves

in my opinion, i can find the Nazis understandable, even though they were wrong. BECAUSE they were wrong. it takes extra effort to understand that, it's not like "feeling sad someone has a broken leg" or something.

that said, i cannot understand the people who are mad at crossy. my radical tolerance ends at Nazis.

nothing wrong with peeing on a hotel floor

>>81725370
This is a nappy friendly general lad

>>81725394
Hows life in Gibraltar treating you de lad

>>81725392
At least he tried to clean it

>>81725389
All nazis? Even the good ones that were snatched up in operation paperclip? They were the good nazis, no succesful space missions without the help of a nazi scientist or so.

After the work's xmas do this year I was up at 4am shitting my guts out in the hotel, and was still doing it come like 10am when Premier Inn were chucking me out.
Driving home sleep deprived, hungover with a stingy rectum wasn't fun mates.

>>81725428
yeah but it's the science part that made them good, in my opinion.

if some guy was an axe murderer, the Nazis just came along and said, "would you like to do that, authorised, under our regime?" then that's a win-win for that murderer.

I think the Nazis were based because they just loved their country and people, no need for any mental gymnastics

We moved into place in the mountains, SeasideVIKING has come on a long way if you've been following my inane drivel.
We put the beaches and benches on the highest of the peaks, there pub gardens at the top of the world, we got CEX, we got Monsoon, we got kebab wrap in our backpacks - it's lush.
Need to add a dining room methinks,

>>81725428
>succesful space missions
We never went to the moon lad.

O Lord, give me humility, a Mercedes-Benz, or the cash with which to do so.

some wisdom in the Bible even if you disagree

>>81725458
>we got CEX
What they got on the shelves mate

Genuinely think my life is beyond salvage now

the Americans sent lads to the Moon, a few times, actually.
just haven't bothered again in the half a century since. why would they? it's already been done.

we all gunna make it x

>>81725268
Dont know what that means bt am kinda intrigued by it as a statement

>>81725494
Dont think we are lad, don't think we are x

>>81725467
Not a lot I can buy from CEX until I trade in some goodies, need to build that trust and get more tokens.

This shower is gna feel amazing am back on self care again nobody else is gna care for me except me so i should stop being a mong rrally

>>81725494
lmao at that pic. used to make fun of some bloke in a chat room who called himself piggy and dressed as one, he even had a pigtail buttplug

Would like to drift slowly off to an eternal slumber with Crossy

>>81725519
worse thing is she'd be morbidly obese even if she was sat on a couch

>>81725514
aint worth shit until they start stocking the old gameboys and OG xboxes honestly laddy

>>81725502
well no it will likely be awful for most of us but live in hope lad x
>>81725519
fat women need to be shot into space Kinell!

Love my fren Crossy, platonically tho x

Am so inspired by the wee dj guy on youtube thats got a polish name iirc I like his energy

>>81725447
No good nazis lad, haven't you read history?
I also agree, plus history is written by the victors, they can portray them as they see fit.
>>81725464
Shame they lost all the schematics and everything after the apollo missions.
You seen a funny thing happened on the way to the moon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xciCJfbTvE4

Quite like the Roman empire (SPQR)

Watching 2 seagulls eating prawn crackers in a bag frm the chinky lol. When we were in stirling we walked by a place nd my sisters londoner bf was like that "that's the first time I've seen a white lady working in the Chinese"

>>81725564
Was she Polish? I've seen a few poles work in chinkies

Started drinking a bit early ffs can't play vidya

They've even got a chinky in Ullapool. Right in the middle of nowhere

>>81725522
Yea....am searching for peace in life

Corr we hit up that Woby Carvery. Garn in for a woast winner if that's alright with you?

>>81725590
you'd find that in my bed m8 i swear

Din-din o'clock is it

>living with friend
>making a big stew for myself
>she asks to try stew
>eats a spoonful
>places spoon back in pot
>says it's really nice
>turns to shock
>immediately comes clean she has a cold sore
>(the STD herpes kind)
>just contaminated my food
>offers to eat the rest of the stew for me

hope you lads find friends like this x

Mondeo. Very good car oh aye.

>>81725590
It not right we suffer in life de lad. When's your birthday? Doesn't have to be exact date, just curious if you're older or younger than me

>>81725575
Not sure we didn't go inside,,the 1 that I go to near our house its a white scottish woman on sum nights I just remember cus she always calls me honey nd it feels good. Think it's a Chinese lassie or guy other than her tho.

On the topic of birthdays, my birthday plan is currently finding as many free birthday treats from shops and redeeming them all.

>>81725598
Old orange lights too

>>81725586
There will be 1 wherever you go in the UK probs

>>81725621
Ullapool even has a proper Tesco too. Takes up about 1/4 of the village

Anybody else find it absolutely fucking ridiculous that being in any way involved with Palestine action now is enough to get picked up by the filth? What the actual fuck is happening to our country lads. Starmers lost the fucking plot, labour is dead.

Reckon I'm gonna get the fuck out of here in the next few years, move to one of the Nordic countries

>>81725617
https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/birthday-freebies-discounts/

>>81725617
early 30s, just. Soon you'll be in mid 30s territory

>>81725627
>Anybody else find it absolutely fucking ridiculous that being in any way involved with Palestine action now is enough to get picked up by the filth?
Supporting Palestine isn't illegal, supporting that 1 specific group that sabotages military equipment is.

>>81725323
Lad I've had huge piss patches in my shorts or trackies when I've woke up more time than I can remember, probably didn't shake and I've shit myself a few times when I had bad guts or a virus

Really feel like I'm going off the deep end lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVysOYeYbFw
Proper kino swiss engineering this

What washing machine liquid/powder do you use? I use Persil Bio currently but was thinking of switching to non-bio. I don't have stains and non-Bio is supposed to be easier on the skin, but it's still got a ton of warnings on it

mad to think everyone else at the alky meetings was in a war.
they must meet up at the pub afterwards and laugh at the lads who didn't even serve.

>>81725624
The tesco iN Lewis opens on Sunday now even tho they observe the sabbath there its scunnering https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqxrxd0qgqlo

It wovely, It that Wiking Warvery, we all garn down to fill our long necks with best meats and unlimited weggies, need to make a proper yorkie pudding table soon as possible.

>>81725637
>sabotages military equipment
Oh fuck off boot licker, they chucked some red paint on a plane. Says a lot more about their absolutely dog shit security that it does about PA.

Goodnight cmbyname lad enjoy watching sabbath n ozzy <3.

There horrible storm outside but we're nice and comfy in the local inn and tavern. We stoke the fireplace soon to keep the town warm in the colder and wetter times.

>>81725696
The damage they did was a lot more than that, it's like just stop oil, but of nuisance making mongs that don't achieve anything

i wish a nuclear bomb would land on this country and kill everyone

i make it my mission to visit every longhouse carvery in Valheim. my geas. my great hunt.

>>81725727
Only got 1 and it's going to Glastonbury

>>81725701
good night mister footlad, no gooning in your sleep

>>81725727
please keep your wishes Online Safety Act compliant. it's not just YOUR family/friends you're putting at risk.

>>81725733
Corr, the jews were that annoyed?

>>81725733
why do we only have one? i thought there were four Trident submarines, do they just pass one bomb around to keep our enemies guessing?

Might put on a kino me

>drunk mother ringing me again
shan't be answering that

wasn't that Scottish hippy commune set up because of some nuclear weapons development site?
or was it just a power station? (imagine you spent decades of your life being wrong about nuclear power, holy shit.)

>>81725631
My blog started at "early to mid 20s"

>>81725765
tell her in a text not to contact you. it counts.

>sign up for the Greggs app on 2 June
>"my birthday? 3 June."

i cannot watch the gambling YouTube video. not signing up for an account, me.

>>81725742
i don't understand
what about a microbe which kills only humans and wipes us out completely is that ok?
i would prefer to feel nuclear hellfire wash over me and embrace it knowing everyone else also died though
how about a meteor? i do feel bad for the animals but it would be terrible if humans evolved again

>>81725727
why does everyone have to die because thats what you want to die

>>81724508 (OP)
Niggers aren't brits you fat retard

>>81725825
i don't want to die i love being alive but i hate humanity and wish they all dropped dead
it doesn't feel fair to make myself an exception

I ended up on wizard on my own where are we going next lads?

>>81725830
I heard you want your country back
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back
Uh-uh, you can't have that
I heard you want your country back
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back
Well shit, me too

Literally me last night

>>81725813
i just want NHS-assisted dying/suicide for consenting adults who want it, for any reason. as long as they aren't coerced and have capacity. lethal dose of pentobarbitone or barbiturates, nothing painful/scary.

if you want humans gone, we can do that by not breeding.
https://www.vhemt.org/
return Earth to Mother Gaia <3 no reason for hellfire.

>>81725786
Wouldn't say it's that. It's just annoying. She's done this for years. Drunk people don't realise they're incredibly irritating to non-drunk people.

>>81725861
i think drunk people are fun and i don't drink. don't mind being a designated driver, of sorts. minus the actual driving (can't drive.)

i know people get worried around non-drinkers, but it's fine. you get a contact high of sorts, it's a laugh, nothing to be embarrassed about.

July is such a shite month jst exhausting n minging am quite fond of august bc even tho its still intense some times you can sense that its coming to an end so its quite nice in a way,,Sept is alright apart from its spider mating season so i jst think of finding spiders in the house which isnt that comfy.Yes october is my fav month,but I like december as well for christmas nd my mams birthday

>>81725877
Yeah but some of them aren't. Some get weird. Like me mummy.

i used to think there was a difference between 'cobwebs' and 'spiderwebs'. spiderwebs were made by spiders: had that webbing pattern to them. cobwebs, were more like dust, clinging to things, somehow.

('cob' is just an old term for 'spider')

mY Phone started playing music by itself.FReaky

>>81725774
Was thinking that as I made the post. Back then 'late 20s' seemed daunting and basically over.

>>81725882
what weird stuff does she do?

'drunk people are annoying' is just one of those cynical sentiments i don't share tbqh. at least if yous are already hanging out or going somewhere, and you're teetotal. but your mam ringing you for hours on end, on the wine, i can get that.

I couldn't wire a plug without YouTube if my life depended on it

>>81725882
>Yeah but some of them aren't. Some get weird. Like me mummy.
grim

kek dje media is a real short arse

Scared the hotel is gna ring my mum nd ask about the pee

>>81725909
What was the song? Anything synchronicityesque?

>>81725940
theyve seen it all be4 lad

>>81725940
they'll have seen worse.

>>81725919
i just remember that earth is either the green one or the brown one, since those are the colour of earth.
which isn't very helpful.

we don't have drawers full of plugs now, anyway. it's the fuse that needs replacing, you can probably replace a fuse.

>>81725914
Pestering me with calls. She doesn't spam them, but when it's unsolicited, it's a bit annoying. Then it's just pointless drivel and repeating herself. And assuming things that didn't happen, happened. Accusing people of doing some vague transgression and then not actually explaining what she means. Things like that.

Crossy would you piss on me?

He's a fat man doing fat man things

when i worked as a hotel porter, someone left a crisp packet on the floor.

>>81725961
Green goes to top and then I YouTube

>>81725964
>it's just pointless drivel

I've achieved virtually nothing today. I've only left the house once to get some chips, had a nap mid afternoon, read a few pages of my Arabic book, but apart from that it's basically been 12 hours here

>>81725947
IT was this playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN7NFWUWSfQ on youtube app id had it open before getting my shower ready but id turned it off nd my phone was next to the bath nd just started blaring

>>81725964
sounds rough, lad. i don't speak to my parents, but i know people whose parents took that kind of 'turn' (with drink or without).
i like a good conspiracy theory but it's sad seeing someone you knew being a bright mum who's gone off the deep end a bit, ringing your mates about the neighbours and/or what's on Facebook.

Most controversial opinions about British shit:

Ms Browns Boys is an ok show and Reddit mongs hate it to sound clever and trendy.

>>81726001
Better than me, I lost over 100 quid, got shit on by a bird and i'm coming down with a cold

>>81725971
Kek, its so warm nd it "smells" like pee,u forget how strong urine smell is cus it all goes in the toilet,when youve got it everwyhere in irl its really strong n alarming

for me it's raindrops hitting my phone when i'm out and about and pressing things on the touch screen

What would you do if you have a kid and they are low IQ/learning difficulties?

>>81726022
Depends how dehyrdrated you are, If you've been drinking alcohol then yes, it'll be yellow and pungent. If you've been drinking 2l of water then it'll be clear and not smelly.

>>81726021
I've been shat one once years ago, but the best one was quite recently where it barely missed me by a few inches, and I saw it falling through the air right in front of my face.

>>81725988
When did you last see poley

>>81726039
This is the second time in less than two weeks, sick to bastard death of them.

>>81726012
Prefer When the Whistle Blows desu
you avin a laugh

>>81726026
What sort of answer are you expecting from this? Drown them in the canal and hope no one notices?

>>81726037
Ya i been drinking for hours at that point.Am not even sure when it happened xactly.I hope once i was alone in the room nd not while my family was there outside or something.I jst woke up about 4am nd there was peepee everywhere.Thats all i know.Its quite bad.Am back to teetotal now.I was aff drinking for a few months there nd ruind it.

lost 24k on a cam slag

Fink it doesnt help mixing alcohol w 60mg fluoxetine n all the rest of it i never really took those warnings seriously but i think its [retty legit

>>81726056
chad getting a nice treat tonight on you corrrrr

>>81726012
>to sound clever and trendy.
this is the controversial part, here. it's grating, doubt Reddit hate it to be clever/trendy (or make themselves sound like they do).

i prefer crisp fries to fish and chip shop chips. deep fried food is delicious, but not when it ends up all oily, it's just sickly. waste of frying food.

>>81726044
>Go to a car wash half a mile from customer
>Driving to their house
>Bird shits on it about 4-5 houses away
>Turn around
>Go to the car wash again
>Put another expense in
>Anon, why did you claim for 2 car washes 10 minutes apart?

>>81726026
drown them in the canal, hope no one notices.

>>81726043
Physically see was December 2024, although I sent Poley a happy birthday text a couple of weeks ago and we chatted for a bit

>>81726072
it was over a few years lad i always knew she wasnt single

>>81726090
on chaturbate or something?

>>81726021
sounds like you're coming down with bird flu

>>81726026
the minimum for me having kids would be financial stability, loving partner who will stick around and share in the responsibility, i am healthy and not mental.

realistically if a child required extra care, even if they were just 'more difficult' (Asperger's, say), i'd want to give them up for adoption. if the mother doesn't, i'd consider breaking up under the hopes she finds someone else.
would want that kid to have the best chance in life. of course i might get attached by then, just saying this NOW, beforehand.

>>81726085
>>81726050
Talked to my wife about what we would do if the foetus tested positive for Down Syndrome. She immediately said abortion because who could look after him when he died.

They can only test for Downs. Cannot test for other shit like severe autism. Have known families who had almost Harvey Price style kids and it just fucking destroyed their lives. Constantly having to look after an aggressive autist who attacks people and flings his shit.

>>81726101
at the start yes and then ig snap whatsapp felt real

>>81726130
>Cannot test for other shit like severe autism
A good deal of autism is bad parenting, and I'm including waiting until mid 30s to concieve as part of bad parenting

>>81726118
What are the legal issues with giving a kid up for an adoption?
Surely you cannot literally just say MY KID IS AN AUTISTIC RETARD SO I DONT WANT HIM ANYMORE and leave him at a Tracey Beaker style care home.

What can you do?

>>81725722
And that deserves proscription?

>>81726148
>A good deal of autism is bad parenting

I have this suspicion.

>>81726150
Unironically yes. Personally I'd proscribe any sort of protest, but even at a reasonable level palestine action are literally sabotaging the military so should meet the threshold of terrorist organisation.

>>81726166
Lmfao unironically you are a massive boot licking retard, go join the army if you give that much of a fuck about national security. Except you don't, do you, you workshy freeloading fat cunt

this is too damn funny. can black brits just go back to making jungle and dubstep or something.

>>81726149
Read somewhere on the internet that some parents had a severely autistic son who would constantly melt down and it was destroying the parents life and marriage. Parents told the police they were going to kill themselves and they were taken to a mental hospital briefly and the severely autistic kid was taken into care. Parents got released but were judged unfit parents and so did not have to look after the kid anymore.

>>81726130
>Have known families who had almost Harvey Price style kids and it just fucking destroyed their lives.
i was still a kid at the time but i remember when this was in the papers, on random breakfast/talk shows. should she have the baby? is it ethical to not have babies, given their quality of life?
oh she's had the baby, he has xyz syndrome and abc disorder, as expected.

forgot all about him until a few bits and pieces about him, now an adult, this last year. HE doesn't sound like he's having a good time, here in life. Katie Price was pretty loaded (was, apparently) but it's still selfish. that's a whole human being, you're creating, that needs looking after.

in Aviemore for a few days for the trains cause I'm an autistic fuck
youth hostel room I got isn't the worst but it could be better
dinner was a instant noodles sash and a ham sandwich so I'll probably get paid breakfast rather than making it
hayfever is going mental though

>Literally hundreds of thousands of people block traffic for hours every year
>No consequences
>Blocks 1 junction for 5 minutes
>Custodial sentence

>>81726190
>go join the army
Nothing wrong with that. The army is cool. They blow shit up and kill people which is awesome. You are gay if you disagree tbqh lad.

Order, discipline, hierarchy and consequences are essential parts of a civilised society. Egalitarianism is for pooftahs and hippies.

Some people are innately stupid and wicked and just need to be beaten down with iron bars into submissive obedience.

>>81726190
>Lmfao unironically you are a massive boot licking retard
FAFO, if you break into a military base and damage equipment there will be consequences

>you workshy freeloading fat cunt
I'm a wagie

>>81726209
qrd david hampson

>>81726200
What do you mean 'for the trains'

>>81726220
>Some people are innately stupid and wicked and just need to be beaten down with iron bars into submissive obedience.

You're living proof of that

>>81726234
He was released without hesitation or delay earlier this year, then was arrested in April, sent to prison in May and is there now, he will be released in August

>>81726222
>I'm a wagie
Explains the retardation

>>81726192
can you to prison or anything, for this? any sort of 'neglect' law or anything? how are they judged?

hell what if the parents said they're going to kill the kid, if he/she isn't taken away? watched a recent 999 call/bodycam footage of the police attending to a mother who killed her son. very vile stuff, but what if she had just said, "yep, i'm going to kill him"? confessed a bit earlier, lad could still be alive?

>>81726250
>He was released without hesitation or delay earlier this year, then was arrested in April, sent to prison in May and is there now, he will be released in August
why

>>81726237
oh sorry there's a heritage railway in Aviemore
im fucking weird and love trains and wanted a holiday so here we are
god I'm fucking autistic

>>81726251
>Y-you're workshy!!!
>Y-you're a wagie!!!

>>81726261
>im fucking weird and love trains and wanted a holiday so here we are
>god I'm fucking autistic

Imagine unironically supporting Palestine action, bunch of mongs.

Imagine caring about the news

Imagine shilling this hard for the government lol

>>81726284
Who gives a fuck about a bunch of activist media-bait mongs?

Imagine supporting Keir starmer

I know a couple of uni profs. They have a son who is pretty bad learning difficulties and had global delay (could not really talk) when he was a toddler. He hates school and struggles in everything. wants to burn it all down. Big behaviour issues. Moving up to comprehensive school now.

Thing is the dad is still convinced he will be a nerdy academic kid and go to uni like he did. Complete and utter delusion. Helps him and pushes him and school but he hates every second of it.

Really sad. Destroying their marriage.

Imagine all the people

>>81726284
don't actively support them.
do actively support opposing proscribing them. the suffragettes blew things up, good thing they did, in the end.
don't care if some students scribble on walls.

>>81726313
>I know a couple of uni profs. They have a son who is pretty bad learning difficulties and had global delay (could not really talk) when he was a toddler. He hates school and struggles in everything. wants to burn it all down. Big behaviour issues. Moving up to comprehensive school now.

>Thing is the dad is still convinced he will be a nerdy academic kid and go to uni like he did. Complete and utter delusion. Helps him and pushes him and school but he hates every second of it.

>Really sad. Destroying their marriage.
what happen next

Imagine so terminally retarded you can't see that it's not about Palestine Action but rather the rapid erosion of your right to protest and dissent.

I was jst scared that i was a burden on my family again but the thing is they were all staying in the same hotel as me For some reason i had it in my head they were staying elsewhere i think bc my cousin n her son stayed in a different hotel.But they were all with me my wee sis room was jst next door nd this morning she knocked on my door nd said "Are you still alive" so w/e i was up to last night it wasnt very subtle probably.But nobody was specific about anything so i guess theyre protecting my feelings so am happy neway.But i guess since we all stayed in the same place.Then we all wouldve walked back in the same direction n all that n gone in the same building.Id had it in my head theyd had to go out their way for me or something i dont know why but that wasnt the case in fact.Its still kinda scary i blacked out bc the way back from my stpdads thing had a lot of roads n stuff so basically i was jst at pure mercy of my family to walk back with nd cross busy streets n stuff.I dnt have a single clue if we left the place at midnight or 4am.Last thing i recalled was sitting w my cousin having a few drinks nd I thoguht "i like this tune" but i cant mind what tune it was.Nxt thing i woke up in my room with peepee nd glasses of water somenody had left next to the bed.Well hopefully they found it entertaining.They didnt seem angry,ave woke up hungover before n ppl were angry at me which is bad,but this time was pretty neutral.DEmon drink is really bad for you.

>>81726284
hope they keep going so I can get some Charlie kino on a Saturday

Just got back from seeing that 28 Years Later. Was pretty good overall. Definitely slower than the previous two films though.

I reckon I have a learning disability with music. My Harvard music IQ is like bottom 5 percentile. Never got into music at all. Sucked at it at school. Could not even tell if a note was higher or lower.

Parents are really into music so kept pushing me to get into it and made me learn guitar but it was so boring and I sucked.

Put me right off music and I vowed not to listen to it. Hate it a bit to this day.

>>81726321
THE CELEBRITIES JUST WANTED TO BRING SOME LIGHT INTO OUR LIVES!!!

really though, this still cracks me up. mad that anyone involved thought this would go down well.

I got this core memory frm HHL posting "Metroland" but its anout the Irn Bru carnival in the secc.Id forgot "indoor fun fair" is a thing.It was pretty liminal n cozy inside.

>the blue pill

Started getting targeted ED ads

>>81726371
>Could not even tell if a note was higher or lower.
If u sing or hum a tune.Your throat goes 'up' or 'down' relative to the last note.U can feel it like that.

>>81726368
waiting to watch it lad did you get popcorn

>>81726368
Did you get the nachos?

nappies soon

>>81726340
mad that we used to be all about this 'uh that COULD lead to a police state!' stuff, too.
the spycops scandal came about because they were gathering intelligence: but then it's women in animal rights groups? not terrorists? mad.

>>81726393
Yeah l know lad I can tell if its obvious but cannot tell if the notes are close together. I have to work really hard to tell.

been crying, lately. feels like Victorian/fantasy 'madness' stuff, nothing healthy about it. it's not even at anything.
bit scared about this.

Had too much caffeine today

>>81726551
cor imagine going to the comfy light of a train station at night. maybe even getting a coffee (or hot chocolate if you don't want the caffeine).

>Kino i copped the other day is in the wrong dub
>Have to download it again
ckin ell

>>81726396
>>81726415

Nah had a big meal before the film. Still not 100% over last night's drinking session either. Felt ill all day.

>>81726498
There'll be something causing it anon, don't just cry for no reason. Anything been lingering on your mind?

Soothing surrender for Seraphina

Soothing sleep for Seraphina

https://youtu.be/AXFCqjbC7GI?si=xR-QP5VzwRfYlcP8

>>81726573
think it's drug withdrawals and a lack of sleep. it's while sober, but like i'm blubbering away drunk, comes on for 10-30 seconds, then goes away.

Wishing I were dead

>>81726551
Wheres this?Looks like scotland

>>81726691
exhibition centre station in glasgow

Oh aye didnt notice the crane. Am sleepy x

>>81726333
>the suffragettes blew things up, good thing they did, in the end
Don't tell me you actually supported the suffragettes?

>>81726340
>your right to protest and dissent.

>>81726706
yeah lad, though to be fair i was only in my 40s at the time.

Luv brown lasses me

They were made for BWC

Is it possible to have autism and bipolar disorder at the same time? I am having constant mood swings from severe depression to being fine the next day and it coming back for a few more days and then suddenly leaving. Surly this isn't normal I cannot live my life like this I never have a stable moment I am going insane and its eating away at me

>>81726722
>Luv brown lasses me

>>81726694
Yea. From thr train station for a sec i was slightly paranoid n suspicious it was somewhere more specific id been today. My bad

Rate my shopping lads

>>81726632
Aye, some feefee's come flying back when sobering up, they always get me if I try going sober for a bit.

>>81726737
crispmaxxing/10

>>81726737
Aren't you the lad that went shopping the other day and bought a trolley full of potato waffles and smiley faces?

Feelin quite liminal n suspicious of ppl lately. Dont know who i can trust in life.x

At the end of the day u can trust yourself n thats about it.........gna have a sandwich havent ate since 8pm yday

>>81726737
going to have a bath in that bubble bath, lad?

>>81726769
>>81726787
network through your family, the bf(s) were cool and maybe you'll meet OTHER cool people (who have a vested interest in not betraying you)

>>81726768
That was an old image from 2019

>>81726796
yeah in a bit

This couldn't be daddy g could it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCpoqFUrU0

>>81726857
>yeah in a bit
heh, knew it

people are so very mean
i do not like it when people take their frustrations out on me because they say things that they do not mean
they act like nothing happened the next day
or act surprise if you hold a grudge over their toxicity or if you isolate yourself from them

>>81726888
they're nothin but snakes hun x

>>81726888
We just all want to go to town on your fanny, it's really that simple

>>81726896
it shouldnt be family members though
my mother and my brother are cursed
i like my dad i am one with my dad

any of you lids into these nonce sting videos remember one where it's a musician bloke in a supermarket car park?
just thought it was an interesting, different type of character. middle-aged Jarvis Cocker type guy, he HAD been taking drugs when the vigilantes asked (just smoked a bit of weed earlier).

odd one in a 'status' kind of way.

>>81726021
>05 July
>Successfully written off

>>81726888
>>81726912
/britfeel/ is your real family, lass.

i hate having bipolar family
they act so different always and back to normal and compassionate but so cruel
he said that someone was going to beat me up one day for how much of a bad person i am but all i did was not answer the door quick enough and he didnt even use the bell he knocked which i cannot hear but i can hear the bell

Kino o'clock

I fink

>>81726976
can you get out and live on your own? maybe in a flatshare? (yeah you don't know who you'll get, but it's more independent and you WILL leave the nest eventually.)

cuddling with eva and comforting her

>>81726912
Girls who don't get on with their mum is a major red flag. Nearly as red as "doesn't have female friends", they're probably connected.

>>81726993
what's that in the jar?

>>81727005
i will live with my dad
i get along with his fiance and my soon? to be step brother

>>81727022
cor, all males.

>>81727035
no? the woman he will marry is there, my step mother

>>81727056
fiance/fiancee, male/female words (we all restricted by ASCII in life).

>>81727035
Very funny subtle joke there anon. 10/10.

based?
always have been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZjAUcnBGxk

>>81727121
why did this guy censor nipples and arse cracks on fucking woodcut drawings?

>>81727157
he knows his audience
beasts

this lass got a ticket instead of me
https://x.com/joke_blog/status/1941232484181831693
not right

>>81727286
...the uploader is the cunt who was busy recording it.

>>81727157
Probably because youtube is so incredibly strict with what you can and can't say or show certain things for monetization purposes. Like the whole "unalive" bullshit for when the video maker wants to say the word kill.

>>81727325
daft, this. i GET swearing, but these are public domain artworks you'd find in a Victorian book.

very odd if it's YouTube's rules, or the advertiser's. and if the guy is being overzealous, he has that Patreon thing at the end. he's made his money!

HHL is politically active again, corr x

>>81727417
he is the change Sunderland needs. but not the change it deserves.

forget ceremonial, town mayors: HHL will dethrone Kim McGuinness.

>>81727437
He needs a change. A nappy change.

Garn bed laddington, it's just you on your own by the looks of things.

>>81727533
night lad. mad slow thread for a Sunday night, this.

HHL will return. i feel it in my bones.

>>81727549
One last thing before I go to bed, what on Earth is Billie Pipers phenotype?

>>81727622
ape, i think.

>>81727636
I reckon maybe 1/8 black. Lips are supsiciously big, and eyes a bit too far apart, but mostly it's something I can't put my finger on

I wonder if Billie Piper and Sargon ever crossed paths, both grew up in the same village

getting revenge on alcohol for what it done to are crossy
not right
shout out britfeel drinkers

>>81727698
>what it done to are crossy
it has brought out the TRUTH, as it does. stick to the blue pills (heh) if you want to stay in wonderland.

Love late nights me, oh aye x

>Finished the shitty backlog kino just now
>Go back to the other download i fired up before starting said shitty backlog kino
>Second version of the other one i downloaded sits at 60% in the interim
>It's the same exact one which has that shitty dub in it despite being a different release group

Holy fuck lol

Shall be watching it via direct streaming w/the correct audio then, i usually don't do this but cannot be arsed to keep searching around for a proper version. No idea why they released two separate dubs for this in the first place

>>81727742
my Squid Games had some weird shit in the subtitles. just weird percent encoding, getting characters/formatting wrong, stuff like that.

wonder how that comes about when you're ripping it from Netflix. OCR on the subtitles, or something? instead of just downloading them, somehow?

Luv sailing the seven seas and 'borrowing' movies, me

This ensures a certain ethnic group does not enrich themselves further

>>81727790
Jews make good films, though. this is a positive stereotype and it's not unfair/wrong, so i'll give them this.

sick of our telly becoming Americanised, however.

>>81727790
The most based post of the thread

>>81727790
>This ensures a certain ethnic group does not enrich themselves further

>>81727815
>this is a positive stereotype and it's not unfair/wrong, so i'll give them this.

it 2am lids and im not tired

>>81726378
>>81726737
both these images look like mad exciting carnivals.

>>81727815
>Jews make good films, though.
To an extent yes, but a lot of their films are also propaganda, and even their good stuff will usually slip some propaganda in.

Yeah, they made a good TV show like LOST for example, but it still had interracial relationships so it's morally ok to pirate it.

>>81726581
funny how you watch her public youtube videos and they're relatively tame and then you go on her patreon and it's batshit insane

>>81727826
we all awake in life

Dont know how people drunk booze alone desu. for me its fun to drink with others. alone its just depressing

>>81727839
can't fault Steven Spielberg for making good flicks. made me laugh when someone pointed out Raiders of the Lost Ark COULD be seen as 'i'll get revenge against you yet, Nazis - in the work of my fantasy adventure stories!' (cracking film tho.)

>>81727888
some people say the shame goes but i think it's more like you get used to it.
the benefit of (moderate) drinking is really in being around other people and socialising, 100%. if you can do it, please do.

>>81725189
Shippy, Shippy, Shippy...

it is possible i will get some post in, tomorrow (i.e. today). we live in modern times where Tracked and Special Delivery parcels CAN arrive on Sundays.

Late night nappymong activities

>>81725370
All of the nappyposting is priming people subliminally to piss themselves.

forgot nappies. me? after a catnap. by which i mean, catnip. by which i mean, 'the drugs they use to sedate cats.'

>>81728160
Could do with some human-nip, if you know what I mean...

>>81726581
Laura is better than her and has almost the same amount of subs.

Good kinothon, this

>>81728506
what kinos are you watching?

the future belongs to no one dee lads

>>81728576
'there is no fate but what we make for ourselves'
- Sarah Chronnicles

>Grace volunteered at a charity shop for six months and says she doesn't understand why some employers don't think this is enough.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crl0j9jkez1o

Imagine doing volunteering (unpaid slave for 6 months kek) and you're still not good enough for a basic job...and you're female. Problem with (most) females is they don't want to do real jobs or do any skilled trades...you know the stuff that helps them stay dry as they sleep, gives them hot water, gets them their cheap plastic shit products delivered. They're only applying for perfume shops, clothes shops, coffee shops, cafes, bars and animal shelters I reckon...basically anything where most of the day is chilled out and not too straining. I bet she hasn't applied to a single warehouse or factory where you have to be on your feet doing mundane shit all day. An 18 year old female is above that. It would be too much for her "mental health".

These females all leave university with their meme social media and art degrees thinking they are above actual real work that keeps society functional. They don't even study STEM. They go round doing the travel meme for several years, fucking random handsome men along the way; really enjoying their life while average men slave in some crap job (because men need money for a fighting chance of a drop of pussy... unlike women who can get sex free on online dating).

Then the reality hits them...all the females went and got a degree, got themselves debt (that will probably never be paid off) and now even basic office jobs expect a degree. They're all in competition with each other for some low paid office job. These university rackets are making bank from females. They pass anyone to encourage more to sign themselves up to debt.

Females do not want to do real work. They would get depressed and kill themselves if they had to assemble their shit latest iPhones every day.

Coor just found this website and it hurts my eyes https://winteryear.neocities.org/

>>81728662
you're right as always

>>81728662
she is quite pretty, though.

>>81728676
https://www.cameronsworld.net/
good throwback to the GeoCities sites of old, this. has all the .gifs i remember.
>spinning skull
>flaming divider
cor what a time it was.

>>81728718
>https://www.cameronsworld.net/
Very retro. Crazy how every website kinda looked like this back in the early 2000s. I like the Japanese bit at the bottom.

Me? I'm not working unless I get a comfy job. I'm above working in some warehouse or factory for a shit wage. No one can have a basic life by themselves working some shit job like that anyway. Immigrants are prepared to work these shit jobs for their poverty wages and even live together in some cramped caravan accomodation. Not me.

The non-existant sex life and seeing foids getting paid more for less work is why young men don't want to work anymore. By not contributing, you can only extract money from females instead of making their lives easier by doing some shit job. Having poor mental health is a valid disability, therefore PIP is for sexless, depressed men. Just think of it as insurance, foids. You know men will just lash out otherwise.

Nostalgic though

something VERY aesthetique about shiny 90s/00s 3D renders.

>>81728684
I know. I'm a blackpilled, long term neet male that refuses to work.

>>81728718
She is pretty but only for another ten years. Then they age like milk around 30.

I'd rather be in prison costing the taxpayer 70k a year than slave. They try to make you slave in prison too for some privileges. Fuck that. I

>>81728737
have this too:
https://www.wiby.me/
>surprise me...

cor i'm getting everything from vintage pen encyclopaedias to alien conspiracy nutters.

>>81728746
Do you play pokemon go??

>A mobile phone with Java
too ambitious, mate, nobody needs their phone to be a computer.

>>81728807
nope. gave it a try with some pals. all nice stuff, but it was already a 'niche' thing by then (2018) anyway. was a laugh when other GROUPS turned up.
what's it like nowadays?

Cleaned up some of last night's mess will try to clean some more later today. I really am sick and tired of this alcoholism now. Time to call it a day on Mr Wooze for a while.

>>81728896
get on that wuppagrind lad. we've all had a hard time with alcohol lately. possibly a witch's curse.

just woke up, work in 20, cba today, in a terrible mood

Well that's my sleep pattern ruined

>>81729339
good morning, work-in-20 anon. hope things get better.

>>81729341
do you also have downstairs neighbours who won't stop running the taps at half five in the fucking morning?

>>81729355
Not illegal to run the tap, is it? Mong

>>81729457
i'll see if i can record the sound. but a Vocaroo can't get across the FEELING of the sound.

>>81728718
Very kewl site

might have a mars bar, dont mind a nice mars bar

There will be tears x

>>81729605
shutup you cunt, do you want a mars bar?

>>81729602
Strange time to eat a mars bar

>>81729616
ive been awake since half 11 yesterday morning if that makes any difference

Still ought to spaff to her nu release, dropped just today corr

Luv brown qt's me

Made for BWC they are, aren't they

>>81729648
would love to see brown nipples IRL one day

>>81724508 (OP)
How was the Ozzy Concert?

glaswegian man in knickers

Lovely st enoch

>>81729623
>ive been awake since half 11 yesterday morning
Y?

Ave got strawbs in the fridge still cus i fell asleep. I dont know apart from a sandwich ave not ate since 8pm on Friday. Hopefully that will balance out the beer calories.

>>81729735
Cher's crazy nonsense made all of Twitter worthwhile
forgot to have smoothie yesterday, so i'm two days backed up on the strawbs. they're going a bit weird so i should have just made a smoothie honestly. works out EXACTLY to the kale-spinach-greens-bananas-frozen-berries i have left, two smoothies-worth left.

>>81729726
>>81729726
new shippy related thread to post in

Remains to be seen if they can get train back. I saw the trains from scotland to carlisle/engl were cancelled bc of a tree that fell on the tracks. I don't know what's the score now.

Gna have Protein bar nd maybe have a nap for a wee while more. Ave been aff the nicotine patch for like 24 hrs now too. So I think thats over n done with. Oh yesh. It's like when I got covid,,I was that sick that I stopped vaping,I didnt want to stop bht I had to. It was like a life hack getting covid to stop nicotine but Of course that time as soon as I could I was back on it. Am a bit wiser now.

Had to abort me fappington sessh and put a bandaid on

Gave the BWC too much trouble there, did i now

are you guys as miserable as i see on twitter. nearly everday i get either tommy robinson or richard tice or robert lowe just seething about everything even though i dont follow them

Or is it still pretty good outside of the big cities